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This is a link post Silly Xwing doesn't know it's crashed :-( I made this!
Pull Up Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This video contains content from FOX
who has blocked it on copyright grounds :/
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Uploaded 7 minutes ago - blimey that's efficient.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :-( really?
That's that then.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I get a "removed by the user" notification
Most odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I just deleted it.
It got banned worldwide apparently. It was only a little clip and a bit of fun. Ah well.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd consider that a badge of honour
Even Monty Python's Life of Brian didn't get banned worldwide...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that you can
mirror reverse the footage, so as to make it harder for the recognition software to spot an infringement.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is the original came from YouTube anyway, I just added some sound fx.
Must just be unlucky I guess. Today I almost burnt my flat down by leaving the hob on and setting fire to a plastic bag. Then I opened a cupboard and it had some VERY rotten potatoes inside that I had forgotten about and thousands of little flies came out :-(. The smell.... ugh. Still won't go away. Really must stop smoking weed during the day.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post NO! The answer is to smoke MORE weed during the day!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this and wash it down with some ketamine.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a link post Naebody Move!
I miss Harry Batt
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post have you ever seen an ostrich run down by a wheelchair?
dramatic scene from "Thundercrack!", a bizarre pornographic horror film about a group of people trapped in a house by a lust-filled gorilla
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_O
!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ok...

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Hi mon...
*whistles and turns around*
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I must see this film.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post O...kay
:)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You should see Oldham Rep's staging of it
A triumph it were
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This looks incredible.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the music
Wait...this gets pornographic?! There's definitely not enough psycho-horror porn around these days...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
that looks excellently terrible. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Saturday ! :)

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And to you! :)

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post have you started on a sbs?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post SBS???
no the navy has their own. I might consume some alcohol though, seriously though, sbs! I hope they are dinky ones like you find in a mini bar. /linksmum you are terrible/insane/a rampant alchoholic/hardcore/imune to wine/jesus. Strike out all that don't apply.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
All of those probably do apply.. :P and a sbs. In this case would be beer not bottle. Even I (the lush that i am ) cant do six bottles.. Haha.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post a seventy bottle saturday! Your flipping mad!
I dropped these - ' e
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post mad i may be... but, tsk.. tsk... you dropped e? no wonder a seagull stole your sandwich...

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 5:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that with the sound off, expecting to see an ostrich run down by a wheelchair.
I was dissapointed.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post Giant penguin for london.
London zoos' plan to turn the Gherkin into a giant penguin? WTF plus more of the week in photos.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post 'Say you're a battyman, blud'
Nasty little shits taunt kid.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post And why would I want to see that?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post this.
I already know bullying is nasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe you like kids and/or bullying?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Neither of the above?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post LIES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post MONKEY!!!11!!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Pigsy!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to be a party pooper, but submitted to youtube for review on basis of bullying content.
I just can't fucking stand bullies.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Good man.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's so easy to do, and tbh a video like this with 497 dislikes, should have been flagged already.
Whats the point in leaving this shit up for a bully to big up their reputation and perpetuate similar bullying antics by glorifying it to other impressionable kids, at the same time continuing the grief of the victim. It sucks.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post BaC.
No doubt about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post BaMC

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yep. I was never bullied in school due to having an older brother who left the year i joined, saw some terrible stuff though, teachers get bullied too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That is true, there was a thread on here ages ago pertaining to exactly that, I'll see if I can find it.
Edit: www.b3ta.com/links/is_this_man_a_cock_teaching_not_stressfull There you go.

That is my input.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've known so many people drop out of teacher training because of the absurd levels of bureaucracy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It is a very stressful job, there is a high turnover of staff which says something.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Nor can I, the vid just reminded me of some of the shits at the comprehensive school I went to.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn straight. I had some pretty horrific experiences too.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post Bit of Depeche Mode for teh afternoon
'It's No Good'
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Great preview frame!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't he become a junkie?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Vicious rumours PF :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I just looked it up, he was quite partial to the drugs.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post As I recall, the usual story of early fame,
You're fabulous, talented and adored for two hours a day, what do you do for the rest of it?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Blasphemous rumours?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post Spelling mistake in headline
misplaced 't'
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, I find the whole debacle bizarre.
Surely, it's good business to keep one's suppliers happy, and their businesses profitable.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still surprised the suppliers don't decide the price.
If I go into a shop and see something marked at £10, I can't just go "I want this and I've decided I'm only going to pay £5 for it so there."
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post If your product is perishable
you'll sell it for what you can get for it. The choice is simply 'some money' or 'no money'.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post but surely from the buyer's point of view,
it's also "milk" or "no milk". I can't go into a supermarket either and tell them how much I want to pay for milk, I pay their price or don't get milk.

I thought the free market was supposed to sort all this out and ensure fair prices for everybody.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The price of milk is an important tool for supermarkets to look like they're cheap.
Along with bread and whatever else people almost always buy, the price is under constant scruitiny by the public. This lets the supermarkets charge more for the items people only get occasionally, which people are less likely to have a firmly fixed idea of how much they're willing to pay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post oddly I usually find it cheaper in the grocers.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It is.
There's only four or five companies who process milk and they hold the power, not the producers.

Can anyone spell cartel?
 (azgiles, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i can !
well maybe i can if i have enough time and i realy realy wanted to
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I vote for disruption!
Farmers are cunts, milk is inherently fucking evil and if it puts this shower of a government into further humiliating turmoil that'll cheer me right up
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post milk is inherently evil?
what?
are you vegan?
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post no, he just really doesn't like milk

(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No
I just have an odd idea that drinking sweat from a different species is not entirely rational. Throw in that humans are the only things on the planet that view milk as anything other than something to rear young with

It's the pus-suppers that are the odd ones in my book
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not sweat though, is it,
and humans are also the only species on the planet that wear clothes and cook their food, and build houses and whatever...

So I take it you live naked down a muddy hole and eat raw chickens with your bare teeth.

And don't discuss the matter on the internet, because animals don't have electricity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I appreciate I'm in a very small minority here
I've not touched the stuff in 40 years so I can't imagine I'll change my mind.

I note no disagreement about farmers anyway :D
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't personally know any farmers so I couldn't possibly comment,
just got back from the farmer's market with this week's shopping, they all seem perfectly pleasant there, but you can never tell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We eat and drink all kinds of shit. Mainly for one reason.
Because it's tasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ewwww

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't mean shit literally.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course you didn't
*shuffles sideways*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats?
My cats like the odd drink of milk and they're old farts.

(Although I do agree that it's strange that milk is so popular given the fact that most people can't digest milk - the enzyme you need tends to disappear in adulthood).
 (azgiles, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post sort-of-true-but-not-quite
Infant mammals nurse on their mothers to drink milk, which is rich in lactose. The intestinal villi secrete the enzyme called lactase (β-D-galactosidase) to digest it. This enzyme cleaves the lactose molecule into its two subunits, the simple sugars glucose and galactose, which can be absorbed. Since lactose occurs mostly in milk, in most mammals the production of lactase gradually decreases with maturity due to a lack of constant consumption.

Many people with ancestry in Europe, West Asia, India, and parts of East Africa maintain lactase production into adulthood. In many of these areas, milk from mammals such as cattle, goats, and sheep is used as a large source of food. Hence, it was in these regions that genes for lifelong lactase production first evolved. The genes of adult lactose tolerance have evolved independently in various ethnic groups.[6] By descent, more than 70% of western Europeans can drink milk as adults, compared with less than 30% of people from areas of Africa, eastern and south-eastern Asia and Oceania.[7] In people who are lactose intolerant, lactose is not broken down and provides food for gas-producing gut flora, which can lead to diarrhoea, bloating, flatulence, and other gastrointestinal symptoms.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ants farm aphids and catterpillars for milk/equivalent.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphid#Ant_mutualism
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen an ant using a JCB.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ joke about caterpillars

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen an ant getting shafted by massive corporations
who demand their product for less than cost price then have the gall to demand an even lower price in times of economic strife whilst trying to support their families and maintain an industry that is very important to the economy of their civilisation, nor have I seen a dairy farmer grazing his cows, calving or milking with a JCB. No offence MGT but I'm not going to get into a debate about this, I live in a farming community, I come from a farming background and I can't be arsed to debate with someone who just debates for the sake of it. Also I buy my milk direct from a farm with its own pasteurising facility. Unlike most supermarket milk it hasn't been left to go off and re pasteurised up to six times, nor is it imported.

EDIT: Oh FFS, I'm sorry, my sense of humour took leave of me for a moment there *facepalm*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on your side man I hate massive corporations,
that's why I do my shopping at the farmers' market every week and rarely go into supermarkets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Good on you! and sorry, see above Edit.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post All the farmers I have met, apart from Albert, are cunts.
I vote the same.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a lollipop, now don't be a cunt.
fuck....in fact.... carry on.
Phew! that was close.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a link post James Brown - King Heroin.
My 100th link, been selling all my vinyl due to moving and someone just bought this record off me, sad to see it go :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Always a shame to see people selling their records
but do you have a list anywhere?
 (MyFakeName, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Fancy buying some....
.....old BBC World Service Studio Equipment from Bush House ?
 (jingle_man, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Pftt ........ bush.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Good find
That's a huge amount of boxed unused gear just sat there, who the fuck was In charge of buying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh! Ta!

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post as a license fee payer they should give me all that stuff, I'm not paying twice.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a link post Cat puke compilation
Eurgh. I stayed up drinking until five this morning and have only just woken up - this is pretty much how I feel :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit rubbish isn't it really. Drinking n that.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
But for some reason we keep coming back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *raises glass*
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *turns a darker shade of green*

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Lads ^_^

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Chundercats is better :)
Look that one up!
 (Miggyman, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Wank London NSFW
Sorry if it's been posted before. Did a search on B3ta and it showed nothing for 'wank London'. Nicely animated spluff.
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
i enjoyed that
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I giggled all thru that, very simple, very silly, very amusing,
So I'm clicking!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - good stuff that :)
Perfect for the 'Lympics
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I recognise him

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of Bristol recognise that guy, he posts here all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabby?
I knew he used to have a beard.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good god, did you have to!?
He looks so fucking pleased with himself doesn't he!? LOL!

*edit* The male equivalent of a woman with her bewbs out n just the nipples covered I guess, naked from the waist down from the back but just the rusty sheriffs badge covered for the sakes of public decency!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Won't somebody think of the children?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The children round my way would probably kill him

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Catalonia is a nation?
I don't get it
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Catalan nationalism
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Awks
*Whispers* - I was affecting not to have noticed what was in the fore-ground, for supposed comic effect
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ever since there music career died the cheecky girls have had a realy rough time of it

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a link post Gary Barlow rap by Raphael Attar
My good friend, the very talented Mr Raphael Attar, made this.

Follow him @RaphaelAttar
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Good rap but whats with this carribean/cockney/pakistani/yoof accent that all the kidz in da ghetto seem to have?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have one.
But Raf does, because that's how he speaks I guess?
 (I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Race card by proxy
You can't tell them no to any anti social act 'cos it's not their fault they was born 'disadvantaged in da ghetto hassled everyday by da Feds doomed 2 keeping it real bein a criminal to survive innit?' *hand signs*

The harsh reality of being white in Leeds. Apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yo blud *fistbumps*

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so ghetto I wrote that while wearing my £200 Beats By Dr Dre headphones

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh, now go watch a gory
movie and play a gory video game, like all da hardest real men who don't need to prove anything 'cos dey is so hard do!

Be careful tho, it's a dangerous lifestyle!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, I'll have to leave you hanging
I'm afraid I grew up and got a life! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post don't diss me blud or I'll cut you innit

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah you don't need a knife to prove to me you're a cunt
Apparently a ridiculously impractical car with a plastic fin at the back even tho it's front wheel drive, blue LEDs where your windscreen washer nozzles used to be, and a bass box that's gonna give you a lifetime of tinnitus by the time you're in your mid twenties will do it!

Why the instant people see you, they'll know straight away, and you can pull over and lean on it and quietly masturbate in public spaces while all those staring folks everywhere you go are jealously thinking, 'What a fucking cunt!'
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He is from South London but now lives in Leeds.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good!
Can't wait to meet him!

Friends are just strangers you haven't shot yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Keepin' it reel blud

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, can't watch it, his ridiculous patois is too annoying.
Soz.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the locals was saying this much when I was over there last month
Although he was slightly odd...introduced himself by calling us "Untrustworthy scum" while grinning like a stoner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you buy off him?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post No, but he told me how to get weed in San Francisco
Haven't tried it, but apparently you get in a cab, say you want to go to 6th Street, when they ask why you say "I want to score me some grass.", then they sell you some from the glove compartment.

He was interesting to talk to definitely, but I may not follow his advice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hate to say I told you so"
It was inevitable
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Prohibition worked, didn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if marijuana speakeasy's will start popping up?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post No shit. Who'd have thunk it.
Like who could have thought when our government randomly banned them gay poppers things that have been around since the '70s with no major problems or ill effects that they'd immediately get replaced by inferior much less safe alternative products that now injure people in various ways constantly and make them very ill in ever more creative fashions.

Astonishing, how could anyone predict such things?

Honestly, why can't these stupid people just be sensible and get shitfaced on alcohol till their liver fails or throw themselves off snow covered pylons for a thrill like normal people.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean come on, what did they really expect?!?

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to fucking love going to Amsterdam
Why can't they just let people have their fun eh?

*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a link post do you do a dangerouse job? want to swap with these guys?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks to that
I'll stick to writing software
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That is my job
but we do it in the nude and the ice is on fire too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post In the original words of Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest before the redub:
well fuck THAT!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help but think
that the dangerous task was made even more bloody dangerous by having a camera crew standing on the unstable ice filming it.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair at least one of them did have to go in there too
And they probably paid them enough to not have to actually risk anything that day, just re enact enough of it to be able to piece together their little drama in the cutting room later.

Then pushed some lemmings off a cliff...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like every episode of Human Planet
has at least one life & death occupation. Check these guys out -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmWD5_va8E
 (MyFakeName, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeez!
And a nice dark ending to cheer us all up!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't they just buy some?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Human Planet was a fucking awful programme.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post morning...
no reason?...just bored of the Olympics and rain
(miss oedipus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a link post Religion has betwitched the nations!
Moon girl I know you'll like this one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I could only last 15 seconds of that wonderfully articulate man.
I would implode if I listened to the whole 15 minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I skipped through most of it
there's a mention of the end of days, in 619 days from the post date of this vid apparently...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be arsed to look so when is 619 days from the post date of the vid?
Just wondering whether it's worth putting the washing on.
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post August 31st 2013
Looks like the Mayans were wrong then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post woah, got time to do the washing and hoover, cool.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair to Moon Girl,
there do seem to be lots of atheist ranters who seem to do it simply to be on an anti-religion bandwagon, rather than to be pro-rationality or pro-humanist.

The fact you often see irrational atheist arguments kind of shows that getting rid of religion is hardly going to create a more rational or kinder world, sadly.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not being arsey
I'm happy for everyone to spout their views, however crazy. I try not to get involved in religious talk, unless it's batshit crazy, like this mentalist...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair to MGT she is a massive autism

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post She is ace, I like her debates.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah well you would think that

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm crying :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :-( isn;t crying, :'( is crying
WHY DO YOU LIE TO ME SO?
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh don't encourage her
The human brain is a fabulous product of evolution. Honed by a couple of million years of natural and sexual selection to the point that it's powerful enough to begin to understand how the universe works on a fundamental level. As brains go, at least on this planet, it's a Ferrari.

And then there are people like MGT who own this Ferrari of brains and do nothing but piss in the gastank by wasting it's marvellous capabilities jumping through theological hoops to try and justify modern day belief in irrational ancient horseshit.
 (Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And this invalidates her arguments because...?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post As an atheist I found that irritating
Atheism isn't about preaching or ramming your ideas down the throats of others, to me it's about saying "Hey I don't have to believe in religion, or God(s) to be a decent human being. So don't tell me I'm wrong if I reject religion in favour of science."

I have Christian and Muslim friends I'm not going to insult them by telling them they are wrong, but if they judge my actions by their values then I might have a go back. I think Atheists can co-exist with people of religion, as long as religion stays out of politics.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post stop being so sensible

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off! Black cunt?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Two things I'd like to say
Religion is only relevant beyond politics where your countries government hasn't already resolved the problem in other more practical ways, so when folks from somewhat more backward countries move here and then carry on with their religious ways like they're still in their birth place it often gets conflicting.

And any religion where you have to hide your own natural born instinctive behaviours from yourself within your own head is going to seriously fuck you up, like if you have to hide your sex life from your religion, then you're in the wrong religion, surely.

Other than that, believe what you like, whatever gets you thru your day, but don't harshly judge others based upon it.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with that 100%
My James had his own beliefs. He believed in God but didn't believe in churches or organised religion. He'd say "God will hear your prayers, whether you go to church or not." and often quoted his father that he would only go to Church for "Hatchings, Matchings and Dispatchings" (said in a deep Devon accent) :D

He knew that I didn't believe in a God but he was fine with that, and I was fine with his own personal beliefs.

Intolerance is intolerance no matter how you call it.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed back, and thank you for the phrase:
Hatchings, Matchings and Dispatchings, I love that and am appropriating it from now on, cheers! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hatches, Matches and Dispatches
is the slang term for the births, marriages and deaths section of your local newspaper. First time I've ever seen it applied to a church.
 (Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post First time I've ever heard it at all I think!
And judging by your name and sig you seem relevant to my interests! *eyes lasciviously whilst twirling moustache*
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
But I also think religion should stay out of mainstream education too. That is the one that gets my goat.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post How is telling them they're wrong an insult?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a link post Home Deeeeeefense 101
This guy has a good handle on it, only problem might be him keeling over with cardiac-arrest at the first dog bark.
(Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You could easily distract him with cake
then rob his guns
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "I am deeply afraid of a complete unknown, and wish to demonstrate my ineffectiveness should it ever come knocking at my door"
Also: Needs more bulletproofing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing he needs now
is a bomb to detonate if all fails..
 (Sherbs, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He must live in a really shitty place to need all that rubbish.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to give some chav 20quid to nick his dvd player.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm
going to make a youtube video explaining my home defense, so that every one knows what I have got so that they can work out how to get around it.
By blimp attack?
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So he's going to shoot through the floor at an unknown assailant?
Has he thought through about the consequences of that? He doesn't know who he's shooting at, it could be the Police or a concerned neighbour. I'm sure there must be some law about calling a warning and seeing the assailant before loosing off bullets. Maybe not, this is America I suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Stick the Captions on...
Cos he really knows his hats, and other amusing things.
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a link post Farmer planted oak saplings with romantically themed meadow in the middle that can only be seen from above
RS
It just started my day nicely. That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of the nazi swastika trees:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_swastika
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw......that's soooooooooo CUTE
Guten morgen pissflpas (Now that's a phrase I seldom use)
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Morgen UP.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Daaaaaw!
There's gonna be a whole wad of rich guys wanting to hire this place for valentines day n such now...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your ass to Maaaars!
www.msss.com/mars_images/moc/2_11_00_valentines/
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
He must have really loved her
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post A giant mouse head?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a link post Some stupid fucking bitches speak out of turn and then use the 'wont somebody think of the children' card.
I hate hate hate hate cunts like these.

Hate despise sickening etc. Murder with a hammer would be too good for them. Or torturing them like in one of the 'Hostel' scenes, maybe smashing their teeth in with a chisel and cutting off their fingers with a hacksaw, something like that.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much 'got told' right there.
'Fink of dah children' Then why bring them to a Rappers back stage party? Its not McDonalds.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont think anyone has told the Muslims that

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post John Terry will tell them.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not in a racist way......

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Terry could you tell the muslems
tell, tell, tell, tell.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha good for busta!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play
He should have hit that annoying tart oops upside the head
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I particularly like the way she's utterly ignorant
of what the word "ignorant" means.

Also, if I ever have kids, they'll grow up with a full appreciation of the joy and beauty of a good swear. If it's good enough for Chaucer and Shakespeare, then it's good enough for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think in the modern age it's getting increasingly difficult to shield kids from pretty much anything adult anymore
So better to just explain the whys n why nots of the dodgy stuff as it comes up and try and bring them up to know the right n wrong/ nice n nasty/ good n bad reasons for doing all of such things, I guess.

Listen to your conscience and not in front of grandma, I suppose, basically.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
My 4 year old daughter knows the swear words, but she also knows they're naughty and not allowed to say them. Same for other things like smoking etc etc....
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you also teach her not to scream every time she a football goes near her
Then send her round my end to teach all the other girls in my street that footballs do not work better if you scream at them.

Especially after 10pm.

Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't play football
so I thought that was normal??
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Is for me!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason, "Ignorant" seems a go-to insult for idiots
who don't know what it means.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't there another usage that means ignorant behaviour tho? Being ignorant as in ignoring someone?
Not sure if it's proper Ingerlish or not but in this case I guess she means that.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post She should have just called him a cunt
then got a cap popped in her ass (correct phrasing?)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think so yes
Well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *collects gold star*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is perhaps used
by people as shorthand for the annoying phrase "you don't even know me", which is usually used by people who have spent all attempts at self-expression in showing themselves to be an utter dick. ie When someone is showing ignorance towards what it is like being the idiot.

Or they might have just got it mixed up with "arrogant".

edit: Dictionary says "Can be confused:  ignorant, stupid". It's probably just being taken to mean "stupid".
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh he's good!
Wish we could see what the mouthy cow on the other side of the camera looks like.

This often the problem with anyone you pay to see tho, folks get a sense of ownership, hey I just paid for you, you're mine now, do as I say muthafucker!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Flipmode is the greatest.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What's that written on the bloke's t-shirt behind him?
Why won't anyone think of the children?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He can't have been that desperate for a shit to stand there arguing like that. So either he's a liar or he'd shit himself by the end.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish his rant had ended with him
pulling his pants down and taking a shit right there on the pavement just to prove his point.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
That outta shut her fat mouth up
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post he should shit her fat mouth up

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I would pay to see that
I have weird fetishes
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post www.veronicamoser.com RIP
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it was wise
to open that incognito...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post is it still online then? I thought it had been taken down
I'm not going there to check, mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It done did a 302

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *Looks*
*deletes history*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's John Terry when you need him!
He'd have got a signature alright.
In the most sarcastic way possible.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dude needs a shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll show you my bum, my faeces weigh a ton

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
WOOP WOOP! That's the sound of the faeces.

And one you don't need to change at all:
"Drop it like it's hot"

Or this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj_IJVCqC1E
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Bust 'em up Bustah!!!!
Stupid fucking bitches. They probably play his music while there are kids present, shit looks like candyfloss compared to some of his lyrics.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
oh her voice is like sandpaper on my brain.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem like a very angry person.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair,
he's probably telling porkies as 'no solids' is rule number one on a tour bus.
 (Haywood Manley, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:24, Reply)

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