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I wouldn't even punch her for a fiver.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:57,
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Here's £5.01
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:01,
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You Irish are mental.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:09,
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mental but submissive
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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I don't want to see your basement.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:16,
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read sig
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:49,
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i have been meaning to ask you what the PA stood for...
a google gave me this list... and it has some very amusing/scary results in it. i am pretty certain you are not Pamela Anderson.
acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/PA
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 2:46,
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Collinsy Phillips?
Were her parent Genesis fans?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:01,
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She's just doing what's expected of her
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mookay immune to icons since, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:13,
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She's pretty thick...
...for someone with such a massive head.
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Megamoss, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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Does this mean we should expect dwarves to be geniuses?
I like this concept. Let's us all bow down extra low to out new underlords
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:41,
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her face
is too small for that head
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fulcannelli, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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GNOPS!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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Is seeing real life GNOPS everywhere a sign of a mental condition?
everytime I see Milliband or Cameron, they're faces look like they've been poorly shopped onto someone else's head.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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I think it is definitely indicative of something.
probably that there are alot of gnops' in the world and you haven't noticed them until now.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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Look up Fetal Alcohol Syndrome...
...looks like this might be a case
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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fucking hell
just like the kids i work with. she'd reign that shit in after a week at our unit...
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tickle I was away, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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I liked the bit when she did the rap.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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the amount of anger i have towards this child is wrong.
sad used looking dim tramp. :(
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 2:39,
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Tasty Breakfast Melody
I made this!
Delightful tune about the most important meal of the day
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therankestsmell, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:30,
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nom?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:52,
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Careful now
There's plenty of other posts around to strike up an amusing conversation about the cuntage of cats. Do join one there's a good chap.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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Another amazing book available on Amazon.
I found the reviews extremely helpful too.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:51,
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Holy Fuck!!
that's terrible..
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:58,
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*throws money at screen*
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:02,
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pfft
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:05,
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Oh dear.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:05,
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comments are incredible
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:12,
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Loving this review, comedy gold...
I'm retarded, but I think this book really helped me understand. God gave Aids to the babies in Africa so at some point, maybe after a cartoon, a glass of warm milk, and a nice afternoon nap, I could decide to play around with the free will given to me by the Savior and assert it in either choosing to help or choosing to ignore them. Wow! God must really love me to do that for me.
I kind of feel bad for the babies in Africa, but instead I'm going to be the most famous retarded country singer in the world and I'm going to win a Grammy - thank you God. I really want to do a duet with Hank Williams Jr. and maybe even do some cocaine together.
Anyway, keep an eye out for me and my album. If a retard like me could see the light, than you can too. God bless all, and thank you for this great book.
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Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:16,
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Haha
Religion turns sane people into spazmos so what will this do to people that are spazmos already? Turn them into B3tans?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:34,
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i liket this one
I assumed 'Helping the Retarded To Know God' would be a little like 'Windows for Dummies'
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magnum, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:35,
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Where's the stop button on this Internet thing?
It's done, it's over - you just won!
"She has chewed all of her other books to bits and made large nests out of the remains just so there are no other options and I am forced to read her this book."
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:09,
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Wow, some of the comments on the reviews are just /priceless/...
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:12,
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Fuck me, this wins everythin g.
I saw this five minutes ago, and have only now regained enough composure to type this. Best. Book. Ever.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love this!!!!
Brilliant.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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The title alone is enough
Shame there isn't a 'look inside' option.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:43,
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Does it also work with mongs and spastics?
Just askin'
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trevorthecat, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:18,
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I think it's been removed,just this second
so glad I saved the image of the book and posted it on facebook
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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linky pls?
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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 4:26,
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Post the linky
Please?
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:50,
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404
gone gone gone
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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 4:26,
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Urban skiing
Urban skiing!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:43,
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Have seen a different video on here before
Good shit :o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:51,
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Normally things with 'Urban' in the title r shit
this is not :)
we went urban rafting in Nelson NZ a couple of years ago - bit like this but with a raft, no skis and more kids spitting from bridges...
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:56,
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Blocked for copyright!
Booo!
I'm assuming it's because of the videos background music?
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aMac updated his sig, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:25,
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Urban skiing
Urban Skiing!
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 2:57,
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Urban skiing?
Urban skiing?!
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 3:55,
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Urban cowboy
Urban cowboy
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 6:36,
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Koyaanisqatsi.
A mail just reminded me of this, lovely. I'll post it on talk also.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:24,
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not sure why
but i found watching that a real downer.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:35,
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waiting for the blu ray of this.. I saw "Baraka"
by the same film makers.. amazing. best quality blu ray I've ever seen.
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poochengeez, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:17,
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Ron Fricke has made a new film called Samsara
It's being released 31st Aug in the UK.
Trailer: https://vimeo.com/40974947#
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Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:05,
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daka daka daka daka daka daka daka daka daka
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkxuPxdsZ58
i fuckin love baraka
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tickle I was away, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:16,
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daka daka daka daka daka
huaaah?
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poochengeez, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:18,
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Tottenham is such a lovely place.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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A music video. A couple. A break up. A lot of movies watched.
I made this!
Greetings folks! Perhaps not the usual fare for here, but some of y'all have enjoyed stuff we've done and posted in the past and just thought some of y'all might enjoy this... Melancholic folk of a Sunday afternoon; a sweet, sad and simple music video.
Thanking you :)
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The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:10,
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She was out of his league.
Nice sunday afternoony stuff.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:22,
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Ouch!
But thanks for the kind words :)
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The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:26,
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Can't say fuck in public,whats the world coming to?
NSFW
Man has a rant about being arrested for swearing.
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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What a forgetting twat.
Nice letter though.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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Does anyone like Mogwai?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:36,
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nice.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:45,
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Never Properly listened to them
But I like what I've heard - will check them out ;o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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yea but dont feed them after midnight, they're a pain in the ass
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:39,
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I saw the tits below and felt this was appropriate
Or felt this inappropriately or felt something... oh whatevahhh
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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o_0
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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That's just like Tabby outside a primary school.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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he is going
to hurt himself doing that.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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why does Overly Attached Girlfriend come up on the suggestions for EVERYTHING?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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He was booked for my 13th birthday, i don't want to talk about it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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Undosourou
Is the tits...I mean Japanese word for exertits, I mean exercise. Have a tit. I mean have a look.
Tits.
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Leemondus, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:22,
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BOOBS.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:24,
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BOOBIES!
Wait I mean ... HIPPIES!
No actually... BOOBIES!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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Big Betty's
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Sherbs, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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NORKS.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:53,
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Breats!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:26,
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Breats?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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BREATS!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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BREATS!!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:32,
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Beebws
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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breastersize
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:43,
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I like tits but Japanophiles freak me out a bit
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magnum, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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her enclyopedia dramatica entry
click me
(NSFW)
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custard, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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God damn the internet is angry
And very funny :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Minxy
She has amazing eyes.
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Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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over this video I did a lot of wanking, now my arm is more strong
thank you undosourou!
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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This is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJFEaqoJ58&feature=player_embedded
Also, this one has the added bonus of CaC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTvgWa3Fhfo&feature=relmfu
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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Koneko aC
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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Also the second link has the added bonus of the Cruel Angels Thesis...
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theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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"she makes me want to do something... but I don't know what it is!
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JamTallons, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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Is it kicking puppies in the face?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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just another
self-facilitating media node
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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Treacle tits
(as said by Barley to the lass in the cafe)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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Treacle slit.
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loci, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:22,
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pretending to be a six year old girl with enormous wobbling breasts is kind of bizarre
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mutated monty, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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I couldn't help but smile at the irony of her statement
"Check out my push-ups!"
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Leemondus, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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GC
But I don't give a fuck.
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:05,
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Chesticles!
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..wil, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:29,
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:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:49,
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Her very existence irritates the FUCK out of me.
I can't think of anyone more deserving of a hefty kick in the cunt.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:02,
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Wait, she wants a video response of me exercising?
I don't think this is going to go well.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:25,
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She may be hot, I grant you
but she said 'more strong' instead of stronger and I couldn't watch any more. Could do better C-.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 2:59,
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Science!! well, cool bike science anyway.
A visit to the santa cruz test lab, although the last test is a bit of a joke, it's actually quite interesting because one of the main criticisms for carbon mountain bikes is that apparently years of rocks flying up and hitting the tubes will weaken them over time...anyone.....
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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Top find!
Often tempted by a carbon fibre Cannondale but always said I would get one once my aluminimum Klein died...sadly it hasn't yet.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:43,
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Seriously not cheap though. My brover just bought a giant xtc carbon frame.
Just the frame was 500 quid. by the time you've bought forks, wheels, gear sets, brakes etc. you are looking at a 2 grand bike.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:51,
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But so fucking ace.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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True. I'll stick with my gary fisher for now mind.
It does the job.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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I have the original XTC Team edition in Alu from 2004
and can honestly say that I have never had a better bike. That cost me close to £2K, but was worth every penny. Sadly I am now retired from biking, but my Step son has found my bike and loves riding it.
(Bike is now for sale and comes with Hopes, Shimano XT and Bombers)
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:38,
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Nice!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:53,
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I've never rated the Cannondales.
Test rode one of the older xc bikes at Glentress, and it didn't feel anywhere near as agile as you'd want it to. It looked nice, but handled like a log. I know the bg thing about carbon is it's light and allows flex in the frames, but personally I'd rather have a specific shock to deal with suspension, rather than part of the frame itself.
The Kleins on the other hand, rode one of the budget ones. Best fun I've had on a bike in ages. Stick with it.
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Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:47,
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I was never tempted by Klein
but loved their two tone pain jobs on the specials, different colours depending on what side of the bike you looked at.
For a while, I had a top level Kona, one of their last Steel frames and that was like riding lightening. An absolutely amazing bike(Although my Giant was and remains slightly better). Shame the high end stuff all went Alu in the end.
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:43,
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Silent hill 2 movie clip
A short clip shown at comic con yesterday. I quite like enjoyed the first movie and like the look of this one.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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Looks good..
I loved Silent Hill 1 and 3 (this looks like its based on 3) but thought the film was just stupid and such a disappointment.
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emdotdee Super Mega Lurkertron, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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I didn't mind the movie
It had its problems but it wasn't that bad. This clip looks promising though. Basset looks like he's done a good job here (I liked Solomon Kane too)
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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Ooo - i hope its good.
I loved the first one
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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Oh fuck I had no idea, cheers!
I love the first one! Hope this compares!
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..wil, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:32,
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Chestnut head monsters
with tits
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:39,
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Keith Bain, the inspiration for 'Strictly Ballroom' died a few days ago.
May be of interest to a few people. Keith was a very influential dancer who's story was the basis for the 80's classic 'Strictly Ballroom'. I had a lesson with him once, as part of my first week at uni. A really nice old boy, who led an amazing life.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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whose
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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His, obviously.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:45,
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ha
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:45,
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Oh yes.
That was pretty poor of me. Sorry.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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paw
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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pore
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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pour?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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POAR.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:36,
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Cat evolves
During fight
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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Into less of a cunt?
Oh, wait....
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:30,
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Bruce Lee cat!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:38,
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Beach volleyball
Ignore the story... dirty cameraman!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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Why else does anyone watch it?
It isn't for the game that's for sure.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:29,
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Five blokes stand right under a nuclear bomb explosion which takes place 3Km above their heads.
The bloke in the middle with sunglasses on is doing the narration. I think they had the wrong colour trousers on for this experiment.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:52,
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Blimey.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:58,
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that is nuts
that anyone volunteered to do that.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:00,
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I think they are of the USofA persuasion.
Therefore nuts.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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it was 1957,
they hadn't invented the idea of "danger". Asbestos was still going to save the world from fire and they were putting more lead in paint than you can shake a stick at. It's only natural that nuclear bombs should be safe as well. Because SCIENCE.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:06,
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You forgot to add
that atomic bombs were going to save the world from Teh Commynizts.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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Who are they saving us from now?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:13,
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hippies
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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thank fuck!
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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I had a suspicion you wouldn't like hippies,
what with their foolish ideas about being nice to people and everything. Have you ever taken this test?
personality-testing.info/tests/MACH-IV.php
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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Hippies were and are only about selfishness. Good try.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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really?
selfishly protesting against wars and nuclear weapons and so forth? I mean of all the complaints I hear about hippies, this is a new one to me. Do explain.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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Boobies!
oh wait.. I mean HIPPIES!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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TITS!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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hippies weren't neccessarily actively political beyond living their counter cultural lifestyles...
yippies were...
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tickle I was away, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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ok but counter-culture isn't necessarily selfish,
I don't equate conformity and obedience with altruism.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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Boobies???
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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knockers
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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Yay!
*high fives*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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neither did i
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tickle I was away, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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all hippies do is sit around, smoke spliffs, and spout drivel about things they know nothing about
and look like complete tools while doing it.
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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well they do a certain amount of that but they mean well.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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so did Hitler
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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always with the Hitler,
actually, you don't know the half of it, I've been to green festivals, I've heard them standing at the front of a marquee with a microphone spouting drivel so bad you would have a stroke. Jingoistic neo-paganism and conspiracy theories about the Rothschilds, "they're all from the same gene pool if you know what I mean," my Jewish friend was like "wtf did he just say"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:34,
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see
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:58,
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Took the test got 48 out 100
That whole 60's 70's generation were all for peace and love until it became unfashionable, voted for people like Thatcher and Regan and fucked everything up that their parents generation fought so hard for during the inter war period and after the second world war. Same baby boom fuckers that are going to make our generation pay for their fucked up economic legacy. Total respect for actual hippies though, you know the ones that stuck with it and became acid victims ;)
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Jorvic, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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yes
I got top score
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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I got fucking average.
low machs apparently, machievelli can get to fuck.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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Me too.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:56,
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except the soviet ones,
obv.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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just watched this right through
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY
scary stuff
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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"How about a nice game of Chess?" :-)
Fortunately, the big nations are not testing as much anymore since the need for all that sabre-rattling has died down. But there are plenty of other little crazies out there who still want to play with them :-(.
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JamTallons, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:10,
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well this is a given, i am the first to admit that
as i am nuts myself, but not so much so that i would say... "suuure detonate an atomic bomb over my head, let's see what happens."
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:07,
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They likely got seconds in the chow hall. In training, food rules.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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ahh.
my uncle did say shit on a shingle was mighty tasty.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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S'only 2kt, innit?
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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Crazy bastards!
*clicks*
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:10,
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Awesome
I actually want to do that.
More info:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIR-2_Genie
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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Cor.. I bet they drink carling black label.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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2 kilo tons? my arse blasts out more than that
lol
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:46,
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... I did see a cloud shaped like a big cock,
right?
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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I thought that nuclear expolsions
Gave off an E.M.P which disables all electronics caught in the blast radius?
Shirley if they can feel the heat pulse then they are close enough?
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Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:24,
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maybe so,
but they were using clunky analogue equipment in those days, they weren't filming it on a mobile phone.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:28,
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wood panelled electronics with circuits made of light bulbs
and big toggle switches that give you a work out and make satisfyingly loud clacky noises when you toggle them.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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They used magic beans & fairy dust. That's how they did it.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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I always use magic beans and fairy dust to film my nuclear explosions.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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crap, now you tell me...
*goes to return my hero2 as it is useless*
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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Wanna buy some magic beans?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:59,
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only if you are
selling fairy dust too. i've done my research, the beans don't work without it.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:07,
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Haven't got any fairy dust, I have some angel dust though, will that do?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:12,
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hmm..
will have to get back to you, i need to look up the compatibility of angel dust and magic beans.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:23,
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That was well known at the time
and its possible to shield against it. All you need to do it put the item in question into a metal box.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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why don't they just put the bomb in a metal box then
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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also:
tin foil hat?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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and
During the first United States nuclear test on 16 July 1945, electronic equipment was shielded due to Enrico Fermi's expectation of an electromagnetic pulse from the detonation. The official technical history for that first nuclear test states, "All signal lines were completely shielded, in many cases doubly shielded. In spite of this many records were lost because of spurious pickup at the time of the explosion that paralyzed the recording equipment."[2] During British nuclear testing in 1952–1953 there were instrumentation failures that were attributed to "radioflash", which was then the British term for EMP.[3][4]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_pulse
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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Fucking hell.
That is pretty bloody irresponsible.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:10,
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And yet smoking causes lung cancer, even in people who don't smoke. There can't possibly be any connection between exploding nuclear devices in the atmosphere and lung cancer, oh no.
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Twangy Rubber, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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what hole in the ozone layer?
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likeajackhammer, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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say what
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mookay immune to icons since, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:44,
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It certainly conjours up the feeling of Arctic Mongolia and its native creatures including wild dogs and birds.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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it sounds like the fucking exorcist, man
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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what Ham bloke said
that's giving me the fear
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Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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This track was chosen by Simon McBurney on Desert Island Discs this week
... which makes it no less weird. But not as weird as it also being the one track he'd rescue from the waves. Nutter.
Here's the DID link ffi.
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Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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Woman "accidentally" steps off cliff while walking with husband
So, what are the odds that this will end in a murder charge?
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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I can see how it could happen
There's places there where the grass curls over the cliff edge, giving the impression that the world just stops five feet in front of you.
That said, you'd have to be careless/drunk/propelled in order to go anywhere near the edge...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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Or riding a segway.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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I saw someone riding a Segway for the first time a couple of weeks ago.
It was a security bloke outside Rotterdam station. He looked ridiculous.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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3pm? I would think there were quite a few witnesses
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:14,
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Maybe she stepped on some loose museli?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4f3rTPcB0M
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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Ha!
I like the bit at 2.35 where the corpse subtly moves the gin to safety.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:54,
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Which then draws attention to her gently heaving bust.
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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amazing, I'd forgotten how good those two were.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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Illustrated history of Scientology.
Nothing you probably haven't seen already in South Park, but it's a decent video illustrating the absolutely batshit-crazy beliefs of high ranking Scientologists...
Skip to 2:30 to avoid dodgy fonts.
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PMGT -Bacon., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:42,
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Bum, not available here. I likes a bit of scientology bashing I does me.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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I lasted about 30 seconds before I got fed up of trying to read the text with that stupid fucking font.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:59,
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Yeah,
skip to 2:30 for the illustrated bit....
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PMGT -Bacon., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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It is incredible that people subscribe to this stuff.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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they don't tell you the really mad stuff
until you've already invested a few tens of grand in it, and by that point you don't want to feel like you wasted your money.
It's a bit like how politics works.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:37,
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It always used to puzzle me that The Goat, late of this parish,
admitted that he was an ex-Catholic, ex-Scientologist... and then expected us to believe that his judgement about the truth of the the Freemason/ Illuminati/ Bilderberg Group stuff was nevertheless completely reliable.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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Ha!
Never knew he was an ex-candle/ex-loony.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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Pretty sure of it.
Though when you say ex-loony, I'd quietly suggest that he was still pretty much bonkers.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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He sent me quite a few gaz messages which contained loads of 100% insanity.
Great days.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:53,
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He only ever sent me a couple.
They tended to come after he'd been stepped, asking whether I could still see his posts.
Quite why he thought I'd be even vaguely sympathetic is yet another one of those mysteries that the Bilderberg Group won't let humanity solve.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:55,
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he never gazzed me
I miss him :(
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:33,
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Even more fucked up than I imagined it would be.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:26,
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I liked the bit with the nuclear bomb
mentalists.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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Admittedly,
I now want to know what'd happen if you dropped an H-bomb into a volcano.
I'm prepared for the answer to be "not very much at all, because it'd be destroyed", but hope for something more exciting.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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It would blow everyone's souls right out of their bodies,
because of LAVA.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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Cool.
Since I have no soul, I can only assume that I'd be immune, and so be able to film the whole thing and put it on YouTube.
If I had a camera.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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This
But with a bit more explosions, I'd imagine.
www.liveleak.com/view?i=a94_1340566754
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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Probably just fairly localised leakage/contamination, but probably no nuclear explosion
The explosives would probably start to burn, then possibly (but unlikely) explode. If they explode then the nuclear material may be spread into the atmosphere. If it didn't explode then probably you just end up with a big radioactive volcano, spewing out radioactive lava for a long, long time.
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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COOL!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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Yeah.
My guess is that the explosives'd go, but because there'd be no control over the way they went, the nuclear reaction wouldn't start - so you'd just end up with a lump of fissile material sitting in there slowly melting.
I'd dispute the bit about the particularly radioactive volcano, though: possibly depending on where it is, there'd already be all kinds of radioactive stuff in the magma; and there's really not very much in a bomb. So any difference it makes'd be marginal - a couple of kilos mixed in however many thousand tonnes there is of magma is pretty small beer.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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Something something Thetans
Something Something Douglas DC8s
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:43,
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How the West was won
Terrifying.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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Cease fire
There's a bloke walking his dog out there.
Pretty funny the way they gave the dinosaur lumo orange balls.
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Sherbs, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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that looks fucking great.
especially the night stuff.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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Yep
The night stuff looks like loads of fun
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Sherbs, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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It is great!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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Sweet!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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goodbye Bob!
that looked like fun!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:55,
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Edits will.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:48,
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That's the ultimate..
Stag Night, right there - especially the night firing, brilliant!..
*Yet somehow, all I can hear in my mind is that tune from 'Team America'..
'Merica, FUCK YEAH!!
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danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:00,
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Oh, what fun!
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Varmint, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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Fun stuff. If you can ever attend one, please do so.
All the participants I have ever met are extremely friendly and will happily let you sample a few seconds use of their equipment. The last time I was out there, one group took pity on my MRE diet and treated me to a steak dinner the second night of the event.
I was quite surprised my own hardware generated some appreciative comments: my Kalashnikov action is the rare long barrel hunting rifle in .308 Winchester, aka "VEPR."
And anyone who's engaged in target shooting knows how relaxing that can be; anti-gun people need to spend some time at an open range, plinking at an old soup or bean can.
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Felis Concolor, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 0:18,
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this looks like my idea of heaven
i literally cannot think of any thing i would rather do
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crab_bloke), Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:42,
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