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This is a link post The Par Floors promo in the newsletter led me to this gem
Same director. Powerful stuff.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post powerful stuff
so powerful I just spilt my drink everywhere
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, THAT's how you got granny next door's wifi password!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid bitch left her rubbish out last night and some disgusting cats made a right mess all over my drive.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post we call em foxes
round my way
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Old ladies?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
OAPedofile
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post nice and twisted

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I just offered to set up my neighbours new router. Simple.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post Funny Name LOLs


No actual link, just that....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post he's got some balls

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post mildred
I dunno, wood you keep a name like that, or change it?
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if his parents
ever realised their cock up.
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Being a Major and all
I wonder how many privates are below him
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure he has a fine helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post bollocks
there goes my joke about patrolling 'Helmet Province' In Afghanistan....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Well and truly shafted.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post it's hard on the internet
to come up with a decent pun these days, that stands up to scrutiny
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post you should try harder, the penis mightier than the sword.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
That can't be real, that simply can't be real
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Fraid it is....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!
He is a real major in the army:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8014318.stm
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaahahaha
How has he got through life, that is the mystery
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post By becoming a trained killer
Obviously.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Boy named sue" ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, quite obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - he's got a colleague called Sergeant Pepper in that article too.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, that is brilliant! Well spotted.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I wonder if the Regiment of Funny Names has any connection to the Ministry of Silly Walks...
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And by all accounts,
he is the very model of a modern major-general.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
Post when he becomes General
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Please stop with all the 'GC' and 'Fake!' stuff.
Not everyone knows what you have and haven't seen on telly or the Internet before, please stop it.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless
Its a gay, fake, glass cock featuring animals that are cunts, commentated by Stewart Lee, McIntyre AND Corden, then I neither know, nor care.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post GC isn't 'Scrunt has seen this'.
GC is 'This has been on /links many times already'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post TITS!
There, that should scare you off.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Missed the boat on Private...

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post it's funny
because it means penis
 (Moob moobs, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post marvellous!

(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post a poem about the hazards of plastic chairs

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post clicks like a loon

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Australia's answer to Mike Harding
And before you have a go at Mr Harding, he was great before he got the bbc treatment which few comics survive
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post Webcam stripper goes APESHIT - (NSFW) NSFW
The seal of Ron. No nudity, but NSFW for swears & content. I also
advise yez to turn the volume waaaaay down 'cos voicebox matches chest
size.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell
that's about the worst thing I've seen online for so long
 (I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, maybe I've been on the internet too long,
but I can't help hearing Bill Hicks saying "Oh, so you're going for the sympathy dollar, huh?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet I enjoy the internets as much as the next man
but it's still a video portraying various horrible sides of the world. showing your body to the internet for money (and it's not that well paid, it seems), not enjoying it (some enjoy it and good for them) and the written hooting and "kill yourself" comments by people you can not help but despise. I might be flawed by living and working in a "red light" area of the world where the tourists-with-a-purpose should go fuck off and die.

that said: she is making it easy for them.

I dunno but this one just sickened me a bit. it seems authentic.
 (I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's never authentic
#1 rule of the internet. ESPECIALLY when money is involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid internets... making me soft instead of hard like an elephant in heat, like it said it would in the commercials
so how about that sympathy dollar?
 (I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
You weren't wrong about the voice!!!
 (thecorinthian wants to know if it's beer o'clock yet?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, yeah ,seriously, that is the worst thing I've seen for a while

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the worst thing about that
is the constant stream of "lol kill yourself" comments down the side of the screen. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually...
I thought that was the best part.
 (I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's ace!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post "warpdex" is a fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha
"Nina put that shoe on your head and I'll give you 50$"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post SHOE ON HEAD SHOE ON HEAD

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Did someone say shoe on head?
I made this (ages ago, admittedly).

www.b3ta.com/links/227296
 (godspants, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post She cheapens herself by doing this in the first place
just exactly what kind of humanity does she expect to find who's willing to pay for such stuff. Then she screams and shouts about it.

If she's going to cheapen herself so much then she should at least learn to make money out of it else she's doubly exploited. Either that or she can regain some pride back in herself and get a proper job.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post she probably expects to find guys who want to wank
not trolls who want her to have a breakdown.

I could be wrong though.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the feeling the breakdown was of her own doing
but it's hard to tell as the video starts mid way through. From what it looks like to me she gets upset because no one is putting any money in and then people start trolling seems like a lack of communication between the two.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post she probably should have taken the day off, in hindsight and all

(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I would agree with this assessment
not the kind of job where you should wear your heart on your sleeve.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Main Page This Motherfucking Video!
It is delightful!
 (I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole thing is terrible
The shoe on the head thig was awful as were the suicide requests. Just because someone is offering some sort of sexual act doesn't make them any less of a person. You can find someone sexually attractive and even want to do inexplicable things to their body and still respect them. She obviously wasn't happy but they had no respect for her feelings. Sometimes I get really angry with feminists saying men have no respect for women but when stuff like this occurs how can anyone blame them.

Awful stuff, the entire human race should be wiped out.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post In all fairness "pay me $150 to look at my tits" isn't exactly respectful to her audience either
Both sides get exploited in that kind of transaction.

I'm saying that as a general thing here, not trying to stick up for the cunts in that video (not trying to stick up for her either really, she needs to stop blaming everything around her and take some responsibility).
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
you pretty much hit the nail on the head there.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's bullshit I'm afraid
It's a flat out transaction. Give me money and you get what you want, it is absolutely respectful of both sides.Up front and honest.

You don't want to see tits don't pay the money, it doesn't mean you then have the right to ask her to commit suicide or make light of her obviously having a breakdown by saying you'll pay her to put a shoe on her head.

I would imagine there are people in all sorts of situations that do the same job and deal with it in different ways. She was obviously not dealing with it very well at that point and you would have thought it might take a special kind of cunt not to recognise that. Apparently not though, apparently it seems it was the norm.

Just because someone decides to "cheapen" themselves in your eyes doesn't then give you the right to try and make them feel cheap.

She did nothing to deserve any of that and if you think she did I suggest you need to think about your attitudes towards, possibly only women, but other people.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post When I'm saying you, I mean the collective you
As in "you fucking arseholes" not you personally
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
I'm with you on this.

Whatever your moral stance is on a person's lifestyle or area of employment, and regardless of whether you think she might have been acting up for sympathy, no one should speak to another person like that.
 (conrads_rocks, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You are correct
but in the real world, people do. If you can't handle it, then you picked the wrong job. I have had terrible insults levelled at me for daring to go on stage and trying to entertain people; but I needed the money and usually enjoyed myself. I could have got a job in a shop instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here I'm a female busdriver it's a hard and difficult job at times
and a minority of passengers can be real pricks at times, but screaming and shouting at them is just not done, even though I've often felt like pulling the bus over and saying "You know what you bunch of ungrateful wankers, you fucking drive the bus!"
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post well said.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post But it is also an occupational hazard
People 'assume' sex workers and strippers, lapdancers etc are whores that do anything all the time for money,can just be treated like meat. Working in McDonalds you 'expect' to be called shit boy, or Jonny No Stars, doesnt mean you should or it is right just that you do and will. You can either stick in that line of work or you cant and leave. If she chooses to do this and knows how the minority will treat her for doing so, then she shouldnt be all worked up about what would inevitably happen. I dont agree with anything said on it and dont like it, but life is life and people can be cunts.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post (partly in response to TheSundaeLunch's comment above as well)
Judging from the relentless attitude of the people in the video, it clearly is an occupational hazard. I wonder if it perhaps highlights a problem with the growing popularity of these webcam sites and the way the technology allows just about anyone to use it as a way of making money. I would imagine you get a lot of people working on them have not always had the experience of working in that industry (and perhaps don't even think of it as part of the sex industry), but figure they would be able to give it a go and end up getting burnt like in that video.

Not sure if I explained that very clearly.
 (conrads_rocks, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You explain it well.
Unlike brothels or live sex shows in a theatre there is usually bouncers to deal with the trash low-lifes, however, any shit can use the webcam sex shows so there is no filtering out the trash.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
They can ban/block anyone in their chat channel.
 (loci, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The point is it's not her so much as it's the type of people who use this service.
There is going to be a high level of low-lifes and women haters who pay to wank off at women on the internet. Does she really think that screaming and shouting is going to get her sympathy from these people?It's just a free freak show to them they'll whoop it up.

If she's feeling like that she should turn her feed off and do something to chill.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Lambrini, Malteasers and a chick flick?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey if it gets her chilled why not.
For me it would be Vodka, Maltesers and a damn good Sci-fi or Action film. I hate chick-flicks.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This
Just because someone makes questionable decisions or is even outright stupid doesn't diminish your own personal moral responsibility to treat people as human beings.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post And for all we know it could be a woman posting those comments

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt you'd go against me on a bet about it though

(PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, I'm lost...
What did I watch? Have I missed something? She goes online trying to make money and is amazed people pick on her weaknesses? Thats like the bullied lad coming to school in a dress. Has every right to, but why make it easier for them and more miserable for you?

Oh, and 'WOULD'
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that was horrible, poor girl.
I'm guessing there's no b3tards in the chatroom as there wasn't an "I'm finding this challenging to masturbate to" comment.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post this^

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 4:42, Reply)
This is a link post Dora got real
sheeeeeit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post For a 14-year-old...

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post looks shit

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I would TOTALLY watch this :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Home made Ghostbusters goodness
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r4GEQn5wN8&
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you need one of these to go with it then!
bid.profilesinhistory.com/GHOST-BUSTERS-HERO-GHOST-TRAP-WITH-FOOT-CONTROL-ACTUATOR_i13427786
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
the bit @ 22s is hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it was all about 24s for me

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post i particularly like the picture break up at 20 secs!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The radiator thermostat dial is doing it for me.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i was wondering what that was!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like they way that te telephone cable is runnig over the thresh hold of the door without being pinned down.
Gives the film quite a risque edge.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a bold move
just like how the carpet doesn't quite tuck under the skirting board in any professional manner suggests a social-realism and art noir feel, although I am disappointed that there was a lack of shadeless light build dangling from the bleak minimalist room.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how the wallpaper follows the pipe line along the skirting board
It gives a slight "Tim Burton" feel
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The 'aftermarket' central heating
the badly fitted wooden carpet door bar, 2 different 'five for a pound' carpets and what looks like crumbling wall around the door alcove give it the gritty realism one could expect from an English council house. A Ken Loach style of filmaking here.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Started well
I like the slow and measured build up to the incredible finale
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit with the proton pack.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post PPaC

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a link post It's better to park like a cunt, than drive
cunt drunk

Money shot 3.25
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The clucking of the passengers throughout is pretty funny with the chorus of 'uh-oh' periodically.
Wasn't expecting the howl of laughter when it goes over though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9lT3wZNWw4
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they speaking Pingu?

(pahakyy, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Dutch.
The Netherlands variety. Awful accent!
 (Raspoutine, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I should never have learnt that bloody language,
the only thing worse than hearing it is understanding it.

"Kijk's effe, ooe, da's nie normaal!"
"Haha, ow, wat grappig, een ernstig ongeluk!"

Or, worse yet,
"Haha, ow wat leeeeeuk, zeg!"
"Ja, zeg maar, zooo super leuk!"
"Ja, ik vind het ook heel erg leuk!"
"Jaha! Leeeuk!"

[/pissed off with the Randstad blog]
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the "da's nie' normaal" moto pissed me off.
The driver is a cnut for driving so close behind. If that car hit any of the lorry coming the other way on the left front wheel, it would have gone directly towards the bus. That would have been "leuk"! Anyway, it's my analysis from watching hours of Russia Dash Cam videos on Youtube... ;-)
 (Raspoutine, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a link post Latest 'Do The Right Thing' podcast (S2 ep 5) NSFW
This show makes me laugh- it's a panel game full of wrong. This episode features Robin Ince, Josie Long- and Jon Ronson talking about psychopaths, as is his wont. Definitely not safe for work- swears and 'themes of an adult nature'
 (I helped save b3ta! Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I am downloading the two seasons right now!
Great link, ta.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Out of everyone on here...
I kinda knew you'd like it ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a link post Lucky London Couple Catch all GB medals I made this!
A lucky couple from London have an amazing knack of picking events where GB will win medals.
(jurassicpaul, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
*clicky*
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT. IS . ACE.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post thats pretty good!
just like the one you posted further down...
oh and 18 posts with 17 links in nearly 3 years???
 (I helped save b3ta! Bishop Yozz remembers when lily savage advertised oasis..., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Investigation begins
Of all the posts I could be arsed looking at, they are all the same and uploaded by spatchcocknews. I call spam!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Soz
..ha yeh, sorry for just posting our Spatchcock News items. We made the film that is advertised at the end of each episode so trying different ways to spread the word (whilst having fun in the process). Our advertising budget is marginally less than the Dark Knight...
 (jurassicpaul, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no problem posting your stuff
It's just you leave without so much as a stroke or a tickle. We like people to join in round these parts (careful of the groomers though, there's a bunch of 'em on here).

At least I drew out a reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post True, you drew me out of hiding
Fair point, I have been partial to a post and run...
 (jurassicpaul, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the spirit!
We don't bite*


*Herbs bites. Tabs told me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And not in the usual way either...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Vagina dentata?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKgBTaLKR84
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post For my part
I'd say that I'm not too worried about the posting and running part, as long as it looks like you've put some effort in. There's a huge difference between posting this kind of video and spamming some shitty "10 top most awesome photos evar" blog that took five minutes to knock together as click-bait.

Sheep, Somegreybloke and the Birdbox Studios lot spring to mind. They're not often around here, but when they are, they've always got something that took time and talent to produce.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more in the case of
people who post something, generate some chatter on their post and don't reply or engage. It's kinda rude. You don't need to spend your life on here *sigh* but at least some interaction on your own posts is the bare minimum. Maybe I'm just a Nazi.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post you don't need to spend your life on here?
seriously?

*stumbles blinking into the outside world*
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *trips Solly over*
*steals wallet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical scouser, always on the rob.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah crap.
You mean I didn't have to be here for 9 years, 10 months and 23 days? Why didn't anyone say before?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post this
but with an extra month and a bit
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles++

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Superb! Click.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Haha! Click from me too
 (I helped save b3ta! Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha and crick
Respect our Lizard Overlords

Still.

Diana and Kate have seriously improved the genetic make-up of Buckingham Palace. Now cut off tax funding.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Clicks again!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Cockneys Vs Zombies NSFW
Might be worth a watch, although I suspect they've put all the best lines in the trailer...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks really ace!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A mate of mine is in that
and it looks wonderfully entertaining
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here!
Prob a different person though.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And me...
Look out for the vicar (who's probably only in it for less than a second)
My son's in the football scene, he had quite a bit more screentime, the git.
Was a fun day extra-ing. Was even more fun driving home still in zombie makeup ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good looking but even better for the lack of Danny Dire.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i want to see that!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haaha awesome

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post NiiiiiiiiiiCE!
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Zombies!!!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks amazing
Especially the race between the old man and the shambler XD
 (Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yesss
Honor Blackman, too. Excellent.
 (Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post Just another reminder to me why I do not fly Ryanair

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I've worked with them
I've gone out of my way to avoid flying with them as a result.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I've flown with them
I've gone out of my way to avoid flying with them again as a result
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've flown with them
It was ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything in particular happened that convinced you to stay away?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Gang raped
Shirley?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Most likely.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No single incident springs to mind
More a cumulative impression that the way the company was run would aggravate such incidents as above, rather than mitigate them.

There's a saying in aviation: Time to spare, go by air. In other words caution should be above punctuality. Encouraging the Captain to always have one eye on the clock doesn't seem to me to be the best way to promote that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post As you probably know the Saying
"There are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old and bold pilots."
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not the Ryanair plane
That's the American Airlines plane, which had just made a transatlantic crossing. Not sure if that's reassuring or scary.
The picture below it in the article shows much less dramatic damage to the Ryanair plane.

However, the Ryanair captain does seem to have been very blase about it. Women drivers, eh?
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That is as a direct result of the Ryanair crew's actions.
Their poor handling of a reported ground contact directly led to two damaged aircraft taking off.

There may not be much visible damage to the Ryanair plane's wingtip, but that doesn't mean it wasn't hiding structural damage. They should have informed tower of the reported collision, then asked for ground crew to come out and visually inspect both planes for verification. That all takes time though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Won't someone think of the children?!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You do that enough for everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm hiding behind the bins outside your flat.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you see him stroking his pussy?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to fly with RyanAir
but there are a fair number of mitigating factors here - the captain thought it was only one passenger who had reported it, which she dismissed because she had:
eyeballed the pass by actually leaving her seat
noticed that the taxiway was particularly bumpy
given extra clearance to the 767 which was at least 16m behind it's stand.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes and no
when in doubt, just deal with it.

Apparently she's been demoted to co-pilot by Ryanair
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair...
The Ryanair cabin crew should have taken the passengers' observations more seriously and believed that there HAD been a minor collision.

But... to have worried and alarmed passengers before take-off is not unknown to cabin crew, and (almost) invariably, any 'problems' they report are just part of the normal taxi and take-off procedure.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a link post Waving your big dick around at China and Russia
total waste of money
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 5:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I've totally waved mine at them.. they smiled in admiration.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 6:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I waved mine
they pointed and laughed
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "total waste of money"
You won't be saying that when the Reptilian invaders come to steal our oceans.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post They Have Already
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-nPsrX05Rk
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Russia was in there somewhere
Along with Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, France, India, Indonesia, Japan, Malaysia, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Peru, the Republic of Korea, the Republic of the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Tonga, the United Kingdom and the United States.

All countries getting together to give China a show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Giving them a show
"Look at what we've bought with your investments!"
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post WW3 is going to be rather short
China will just have to send in the bailiffs
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
in a nutshell
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's tiny compared to the Rep. Of Ireland's MEGA formidable navy.
One pedalo with a pissed-up mick vomiting in it, isn't it?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
One pedo with a pissed-up pissflaps touching kid?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post One small tactical nuke later....

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "Come in number 68 your time is up"

(AlbertTatlock is Ena Sharples Bitch, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That actually made me feel a bit sick.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a lovely day for a boat ride.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wankers

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a link post Piero Umiliani - The man that gave you "Mnah mnah"
Pissflaps' post got me investigating the Youtubes. This guy has some fantastic stuff.
Check out the playlist for much more.
I hadn't heard of him. I'm sure lots of you muso types had.
(Includes 70's jazz-synth)
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Groovy.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Thanks for that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post always liked this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoTERvSbFL0
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post This gentleman is not exactly 'on message' with regards to Boris Johnson, TEAM GB or the Olympics in general.
Warning: contains Iraqi children with five heads and 17 toes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Aug 2012, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a one-man Derek & Clive
Without the humour.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What a tedious, odious cunt.
If it is serious, he clearly has issues.

If it is meant to be funny, he clearly has even more issues.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I swear he's the son of Pat Condell
and they just sit there at Sunday lunch, both just talking as they do in their videos, over each other. Then they both fuck each other while mother rams a yorkshire pudding up her vag.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "Her Majesty Queen lizard the second"
That made me chuckle though.
 (Fluffster, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What a silly sausage.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What a berk

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post lol, after yesterdays news about what berk really means, I think it should become the official b3ta insult

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I have been using it extensively ever since
People think I'm being a little bit cheeky. "Aww what a little scamp" they say. If only they knew the truth...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He is usually mildly entertaining, not this time though.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed about a minute and and half
What STD is biting his dick off?
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is this guy?
And who's he talking to?
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a link post More silliness from Valve's Source Filmmaker
This time: Hot Fuzz!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty good
I'm looking forward to when people make character models rigged for SFM animation that aren't just the nine Team Fortress 2 classes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with all of this

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 4 Aug 2012, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That would require skillz and work.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a link post Carlos Latuff - Political Cartoonist

Not wishing to appear pro or anti his views, just like his work.
 (brob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm happy to take sides. I'm pro his work :)
Interesting and creative stuff there, thanks for sharing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Muchly!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Interesting
Although I think these are a little over-simplistic (Yes, I know they are cartoons) it never ceases to amaze me that objecting to the actions of a state can be equated to an irrational hatred of a race/religion.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a stupid fucking twat.
How many retards have been inspired, to some extent by his work, to go out and do some nasty stuff to innocent people? What a CUNT!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post you obviously havent seen much of his work then

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Latuff is anti-war, pro-human rights, pro-freedom of speech, anti-religious extremism. I'm not sure what your problem is

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post Olympic divers doin' a poo.
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure gold!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 6:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's hilarious!

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Wellwater Conspiracy - Compellor
Track 2 off a wonderful album from 13 years ago ... includes Matt Cameron and Josh Homme.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 23:42, Reply)

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