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I've been looking for this video for years after seeing it one drunken night... i couldn't remember the name of it. so enjoy :)
GC BE DAMNED!!!
now to find that strange video that is made to look like a vhs tape found on a waste pile in the future with strange music, animation and lots of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa noises.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:30,
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Don't touch that Coxxy
You don't know where it's been!
We're ALL DOOMED!
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:33,
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Good point.
I hear the rapture takes the b3tans first. Something about cleansing the earth...
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:37,
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Yeah if you need to cleanse the Earth
this is definitely the place to start. At least /talk will be thrown into the hellfire first...
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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Hahahahahahah!
Good point that had escaped me. I give you the Ronseal of approval.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:40,
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There're all dirty paedos.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:10,
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Friends of yours?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:30,
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SOMETHING SOMETHING CHEMTRAILS SHEEPLE
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:12,
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"There's a storm coming."
"I know."
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:22,
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I need a vacation.
(JamTallons, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:20,
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It's like the bit where the spaceships arrive in Independence Day
(magnum, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:27,
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Death will not be your end
It simply readies you for judgement.
Now eat the damn lizard.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:48,
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And allow us to put this worm in your ear.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:54,
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Sniggers
morning glory
(jakedamusssI understand, and dont care., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:05,
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The immensity of clouds is always a jaw-dropper
if you're having a bad day, just look up a Cumulonimbus in your car on the way home and try to imaging the enormty of it, colours and reflection.
Fuckin works for me :)
(SpinIts a thing., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:30,
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*Looks up in wonder at cumulonimbus whilst in car*
*smashes car into tree*
Fucknuggets
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:09,
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(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:53,
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That were nice, that
(aMacupdated his sig, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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Yeah, i did go a bit spazzy whilst watching it though.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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I saw mine!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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Really? It's made up of pictures found on google images so i guess it's possible.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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I'm nationwide!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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Is yours really that shape?
No wonder you broke your coccyx!
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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Luckily, I have something similar to a tail in the front to balance it all out.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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that really messed with myhead ...
excellent stuff. clicks!
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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It was mental at the cinema, we got warned about the possibility of fits when we got a ticket, mental.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:19,
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ha! that was completely mental.
OK i think i need to go lie down for a bit. there's still the negative silhouettes flashing when i close my eyes. i think had i saw that at the theater i would have had a fit for sure.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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for some reason
that made me want to go and watch a load of old amiga demos
(LP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:02,
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(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:13,
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I have seen every one of those women on xhamster.
That is all.
(Amo Bishop Rodento C3, checkmate, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:17,
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i don't know what xhamster is unless it belongs to dozer
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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HaHa!!!!
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:55,
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There is something wrong with you, like mentally.
(Light In Chainsmaker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:19,
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Do you stalk all the boards, like a lost and wondering soul
looking for solace?
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:25,
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why won't anyone on /links love me for who I am
(Light In Chainsmaker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:26,
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/links hate everyone
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:30,
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Fuck you, cunt.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:32,
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Hey at least he didn't crap his pants while attempting a fart.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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What bready said
(jakedamusssI understand, and dont care., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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Thats some quality encoding right there.
(retroflyHow about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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Was this uploaded to youtube on a C64?
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:37,
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Guerillas on the tube
I've seen a couple of these posted on links, but not a compilation. I searched and didn't find anything similar. Hope I didn't do it wrong :/ *nervous*
(SleeplessAndySleeplessAndy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:39,
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Some corkers in there :)
I like the idea of pulling the lever to pour gravy on sausages in the driver's cabin.
(Pig Bodine., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:49,
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I love stuff like this, some of those are brilliant.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:55,
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The fat, conjoined and snake charmer toilet was gold!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:07,
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thats awesome "stresstwig" hahhah
click
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:41,
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This is amusing
...But it annoys me somewhat how people complain about London's public transport system... they should try getting about in cumbria on public transport and then they will know what a shit public transport system is. Again amusing link :)
(fearsome mumbleris shit at telling stories, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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Some associates of mine run this group which may have done those
Apologies for the facebook link but is the only way... https://www.facebook.com/stickersonthecentralline
yup...
Context is everything with this song. Pom-pom is one of the most hilarious and memorable bits of the Adam & Joe podcast, but I have no idea why it was in BUG. Why would you bring up an old in-joke and run with it?
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:40,
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I have been enjoying
BUG on Sky Atlantic. It's one of those shows that could be 2 hours long and more, 30 mins doesn't seem to be enough sometimes. Love it.
(sirhiss, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:29,
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the youtube comments are funny and that but his jokes in between segments are pretty weak.
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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Try and see the show live (London's Southbank or Norwich Playhouse)
great evening out.
(magnum, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:33,
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Love it.
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:41,
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haha awesome :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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Epic! Loving Bug at the moment. Best thing on Sky. (Which isnt too difficult to be fair)
click
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:45,
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I love that track
but I thought that the plain audio version is better than than the video one. Great video by Mr. Buxton, but I thought it lost something in the process.
Smart arse.
Hs arse totally showed him up, easy to tell who wears the pants in their relationship.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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It's all hot air.
(JamTallons, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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Sounds like he didn't have the stomach for it.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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He saw his opportunity to shine and totally blew it.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:21,
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He is only sharing his intestinal fortitude.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:26,
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That was shit.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:32,
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Alas, yes.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:36,
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FYI NASA measures days on mars in "sols". Click on each one to see that days images.
If the thumbnail looks blured then Curiosity hasn't uploaded the full res image yet.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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will there be some sort of alert when they take a picture of something other than gravel?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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or a siren that tells you they've loaded the colour film at last
(HappyToastGroat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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^This^
I love seeing these pictures but so many of them are either B&W or false colour. Are there really no colour cameras on robot probes?
I've got £5 riding on whether or not K'Breel is of the blue caste. I must know!
(jonbobloves you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:04,
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they've started to deploy the mast so the colour images will be here soon
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:15,
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or check the
Daily Mail for "hilarious" photoshops of mars surface. A few piccys from here have made their way across to the DM.
(sirhiss, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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It's not enough that it's a bloody alien landscape?
What you're waiting for a starbucks to be built there?
It's going to be rocks and sky all the time unless something bloody amazing is found. In that case I assume they'll show it on Newsround.
[edit] Photos being sent to you from another planet by a nuclear powered robot not interesting these days? Aaaand the Nuclear Powered Robot is fitted with frickin lasers.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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I'm sure it's all very worthwhile and will eventually secure the future of our species etc
but one rocky desert world looks very much like the next to me.
(benito vaselinino not that one, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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Maybe it is only a desert and as it drives around it will get to someplace interesting, like Kentucky.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:44,
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Well said, Sir.
Cassini, Mars missions, landing probes on comets, crashing stuff into moon-craters - when the heck will people be impressed?
Also, when will someone give me ANY job in astronomy? ANY-FRICKIN-THING! PLEASE!
Ahem...
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:53,
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I get all my Mars photos from the b3ta front page.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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this has just amused me too
I particularly enjoy the way her name isn't actually all that well blacked out either.
(JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:55,
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who?
Genna L. Kanyon?
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:50,
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thats my new wallpaper
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:38,
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It's just beautiful, such depth of field.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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I sent it to photobox
to be printed onto a 4 foot canvas to hang in my living room
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:44,
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You really should get amazon to market it for you, they are great at this sort of thing.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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Top link
*book marks*
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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Twidaq
This is ever-so-slightly spammy so please forgive me. A few friends of mine have made this Twitter stock exchange and it's actually quite fun, a bit like CelebDaq for the Twitter generation or something.
(krang, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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I managed to get through 5 seconds of this a few days ago
Female Nutter
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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GC but lovely!
Lovely lovely boobies.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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It took me 20 seconds to realise she was walking really high up in the air.
(The only Daveis pushing things forward, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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She was?
*checks again*
Oh my...
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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my gf has bigger tits so was not her
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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The imagination is a wonderful thing.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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For a six year old she must be very well developed.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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Pow! Right in the kisser!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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kind of depressing to think they are risking their life to get some internet attention
(mutated monty, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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That's a really good point.
I wonder how many of these idiots have killed themselves trying to do this sort of mental shit.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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Hmm...
That reads like a borderline tinfoiler wrote it. Its got a number of trigger words - Chernobyl exclusion zone, radiation-induced mania.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:07,
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Love eggs kick in at 55 seconds
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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Yes, yes, she has nice norks.
But I bet she has a face like a bag of smashed crabs.
(Paolo Nutini's BikiniBetter than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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That must be really hard when you can't see your own feet
(Ring Of FireA petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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I thought a few beers would enable to me to watch that without my palms becoming sweaty
I was wrong
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:51,
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(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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FFS, i hate it when people post a video and don't click 'i made this' in order to get more views.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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Tabs asked me
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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Hey scrunt, I thought you were bog-irish not a Yank.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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I am ignoring you
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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Ireland is just an imaginary place.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:45,
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Like Japan.
(ZachariahPardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:26,
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And Wellingborough.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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Haha, I do tend to assume 'I made this!' means 'Might not be shit, but don't count on it'
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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What's good about Mars, there's no shops, chippies or nothing.
Best off going to Wellingborough.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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Especially if you want to find little green men.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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damn
was hoping they were new images from Curiosity but they're Opportunity. Still damn impressive image like, sends shivers down my spine cock
(wideeyeslightly pickled, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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They should send Curiosity to go blow the dust dust off Opportunity's solar panels
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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if it's anything like previous missions they'll take it slow at the start.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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Probing Mars is just like making love to a beautiful woman.
(ZachariahPardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:30,
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My initial reaction to that is that it seems familiar
OK, the colours in the sky are a bit off, but that could easily be a high desert here on earth.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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My thoughts too.
Looks like southern Utah.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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Or, just possibly, the surface of another fucking planet.
(DrPrunesqualloris determined to post more as of, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:51,
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Awwwww...
It's such a shame that shortly after this was filmed the love of his life somehow ended up locked in my basement.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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What a coincidence, he ended up in mine.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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So sad, they have so much in common :-(
We should trade for a week or two, mine has a few miles on the clock but i'd describe myself as a careful owner.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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I decided to ad a photo to your ad to increase traffic.
You're looking great, btw
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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I've actually got the girl.
She's missing a few teeth since the video above was made but i've attached new grills, new paint-job (colour optional, i have a range of blushers and lipsticks), i give her a service daily and wash her every fortnight on a Sunday.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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You are a benevolent dictator
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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And an accomplished paedophile.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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What a depraved little cunt.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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Way to go Pissflaps. He said he didn't want the whole world to know.
Because they will laugh at him.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahha.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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