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This is a link post Top Burlgar Deterrent

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I would love to try that out on a doberman.
Make of that what you will.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post Spitting image on religion
I think they've pretty much summed it all up in this song...
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, this is great!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post A bit of a pea...still worth a watch again.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Henri is the bestest

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Je suis Henri, je suis un chat.
C'est terrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Je Sui Henri
Je sui une ceurnte
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Con
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that supposed to be french for CaC?
Because google translator says you are following a fairy.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Replying to I think

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
chats sont des chatte
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a link post A skilled grandmaster demonstrating an ancient Korean self defence technique.
Edited with new link
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post geniusnessness

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post he was so good...its deleted now :(

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
someone from /talk must have a comment on his page
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post found another link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyII2fE_9dM
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic trol :).

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
I tried to edit my post with that link, it will not save the changes
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Post it as a new link
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Best link ever.
Except for all the other ones that work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This item has been deleted by submitter
Scrunted
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post Free Christmas cards that also games/puzzles I made this!
I made this Christmas offering for work; a collection of free ecards that each form a single 'level' of a looping game. I tried to make it interesting. Do let me know how I got on.

:o)

(Psst! More cards on the way. Feel free to make requests/suggestions.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck you're still alive :D
The silence on your Twitter feed and blog was making me twitchy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry about that. Full explanations later
Thanks for caring.

:o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post Jeremy Lion - Children's Entertainer. Clown Workshop
Following on from yesterday's post, there are quite a few vids of Jeremy in his shed.
(bekowsquap Was raptured on, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I ended up digging these out the other day.
I'm particularly fond of his word puzzle.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post bet this is gc
as hell, but have a cdc in lights
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This is a normal post Your bet wins!
Your prize? A damn good Scrunting!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post get in
*assumes the position*
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This is a normal post Thanks Robin, but Batman always goes first

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
This is, like, so 4 hours ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Swearing Fruit Orchestra I made this!
Friend sent me a Makey Makey this morning - a kit keyboard that connects up to anything that'll conduct a current. First thing I tried was to plug it into some fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post its like the future
but now
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This is a normal post Oh the gleeful silliness :)
Might have to get me one of those, I sometimes have fruit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post sub lime

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What a dirty lime.
Outstanding.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The orange is the best.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this fruit you speak of?
Also, where's all your hair gone? :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post when my hair gets too long
I hack it off - trying to keep it shorter at the moment but I forget and it creeps back. Sinister.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I need a grape that says "Dick!"

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post grapes worked quite well most of the time
less waxy - more conductive than the citrus fruits I think
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The next time I'm at my local fruitmongers
I shall enquire as to the conductivity of his produce, might take my multimeter and probe his grapes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd leave that to his doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweary Grape orchestra ahoy!

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a friend?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post no
*sobs*
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post sympathy hugs

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post No sound at work makes me sad =(
HOME and now can hear the orchestra in all it's glory...

*Salutes*

So proud!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you just found the meaning of life.
Swearing fruits, You fruity genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait to see the first music vid with swearing fruit in it :)

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tee-Hee!
How completely hatstand fruitstand
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post this is truly wonderful!
FUCKFORK!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, we have no...
Bananas?
 (Mrs.Fonebone, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I want a wank lemon
an arse orange, a qwim apple and a minge kiwi
 (I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Look Around You
Series 2 predicted this. Thank you fruit. Thruit.
 (zeppelin boy, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:30, Reply)
This is a link post Boots Xmas Ad 2012 - Pimp My Mum Edition NSFW I made this!
What I see when I see this ad.. NSFW for swears.

Edit - Fadgebadger sorted me for embed link. Cheers!
(TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello :)

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hello to you too, Sir/Madam!
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Passed with flying colours.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi there!
Cats?

PS www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X6e7eWjyfE will embed
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thank you! And yes, cats.
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all very well but are you pro-cat or anti-cat?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
I've lurked here long enough to know my answer to this could bury me on my first day out. My flatmate has two and the fluffy gits like to sit on me and make arses of themselves, so for that reason only I'm pro. Be gentle with me?
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *Pulls up deckchair*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
*cracks knuckles*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you've done it...

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I like dogs too
But they're not as funny.
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like both as well, but I'm more of a cat man, they seem to adore me.
I wrote a letter to Whiskers once to see if they wanted a sample of my armpit hair because my cats loved sniffing it so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You both sicken me.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post A fellow cat whisperer, eh?
Before visiting a mate recently I was warned about his vicious cat. Once I was sitting on his sofa she proceeded to sit on my lap and purr happily for my whole visit. Once I got up to leave she decided to attack my mate's ankles.
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I've had similar experiences
Round a friends and just about to pick up the cat and my mate shouts, 'NOOOO, she'll have your face off!!' I picked her up and tickled her to a purring mess and she followed me down the garden path when I left :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Threadkjack
A mate of mine (sisters ex boyfriend) once wrote a letter to Tescos (I think) threatening to contaminate their pic and mix with go-cat if they didn't reduce the price of their beans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What a legend, and to think the EU got awarded the nobel prize.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He also wrote one to Mr Kipling
asking who played the cyclops in the Sinbad films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why your sister went out with him.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he an investment banker?
Seems about the right level of intelligence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually he's a professor of physics
=/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Your name has been written into my book of enemies.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Another one for the bum pipe eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get the scorpions

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You're alright. I am also lean to the feline cause.
Though I also like dogs. But only big ones. Small ones are well gay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Are we taking bets on how long before it's pulled?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post nowt wrong with
it
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This is a normal post Oh not from a quantitive angle...
...more big chain big stomping boots.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post edits working well then...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The ad or mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wahay!
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!!!!
Nice work! and fucking hell it didn't take fadge long to start grooming you!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why thank you! I haven't had an attempted grooming in such a long time I almost miss it...
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Alopecia is a hell of a disease.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I work fast.
Real fast. So they keep telling me....
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post But what about Taters?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post See previous comment

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I was the special one
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post Dikembe Mutombo's 4 1/2 weeks to save the world
Scrunt, but there's a lot more games unlocked since last post.

Week 4 in particular is a cracker.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I still fucking lose it at the loading screen.
:¬D
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The cut scenes are genius, the whole thing is genius come to think about it!!!

(serge, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Celebrate mediocrity
Jack Whitehall is now a king of comedy
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they send him to Afghanistan.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He was awful on HIGNFY.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he turns out to be a flash in the pan
like Kevin Bishop. Interestingly he was rumbled for stealing jokes from Stewart Lee a few years back...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post John Bishop isn't funny either

(likeajackhammer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post And scouse.
He makes my blood BOIL.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post < Obligatory strike-through >

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He did a whole routine on a routine he did somewhere else.
It was like listening to a boring cunt down the pub telling a fishing anecdote.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post defo

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ... beating competition including Alan Carr, Graham Norton and Lee Mack.
That's like a choice of execution, still ending in death though.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to say I do find Alan Carr funny
But it's all about the camp voice and mannerisms. It's like Billy Connolly, his jokes and anecdotes aren't that funny without the accent.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the decline of chat shows I have a problem with, especially when both him and Norton start to
make Jonathon Ross look good.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate that cackling potato

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I like him in Fresh Meat
but to be honest it's the comedy awards, it's broad appeal. And his girlfriend is attractive.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is he & what has he done to make him the king of comedy?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He fucked Whoopi Goldberg
10 times, arse, mouth, arse, mouth, fanny, fanny, arse, mouth, fanny finished in the arse.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He's as funny as dysentery

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post your friend with dysentry is funny

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post His friend?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I meant to say "a" rather than "your"
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Who?
Seriously. Not a clue who he is.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I was speaking to an actual stand up on the circuit
who only had nice things to say about jack.

said he respected others on the circuit, was a nice guy, was quite humble and said that its nice to see some home grown talent get successful.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post He might be all them things
but he's not that funny, which is an important part of being a comedian. Maybe he should be a cunt to everyone, then he could be funny. Cunts are funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post he did say when he won...
"this is like when TOWIE got a BAFTA", a little self-deprecation goes a long way with me.
 (itilliterate, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he has some corkers about crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a link post Tanks in Lego

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Why... I love tanks and I love lego
Somebody get this on Dragons Den!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Pages and pages of it too... especially like the smaller odder pieces of armour and the Battlefield pieces

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the Return To Schloss Ferkelstein is my fav.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post But which one is better?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cracking find.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I WANT!!!!!!
the liberation of Holland is brilliant!

Edit: The vietnam diorama! USS intrepid...*WEEPS*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
I like it. I am 25 but I still want this!
 (MikeMcDime, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm 37 and I want this.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post They haven't though have they?
Google have just released Google Maps as a separate app in the App Store.

The closest Apple have got to admitting the shitness of their Map app was the firing of the guy in charge of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And stating
that it was shit and they'll try harder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That shit doesn't fly in High School
It doesn't apply now they're all grown up.
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Apple were blocking it from the App Store until now

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe you.
Apple would never do such a thing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a case of
"You can do anything, but not everything."
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool. Might finally upgrade to ios6 now.

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a link post Syrian rebels home made tank. Would make a brilliant shopping car.
Mad max eat your heart out.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be in trouble should the cameras get blown off...
Nice though kind of reminds me of the old British Carden Loyd or Polish TKS in it's spirit and general uselessness against it's enemy.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post *wants*
but i would fit it with more guns.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course you would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cutting edge. I do not think those words mean what they think you mean.
Also, needs more Bosco Baracus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't want to sound like an armchair general here but...
That'll be hard pushed to stop anything other that a small handgun.
I'ld be surprised if that's still got living occupants within a few days.

The lybians had the right idea
www.nationaljournal.com/the-homemade-weapons-of-libya-s-rebel-forces-20110615#img34
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be nice to get an update vid when it gets fucked up.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post If it does Corporal Jones won't be happy, he's got deliveries to make.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the lybians all look like they're having fun doing it.
which is nice
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Doc brown must have REALLY pissed them off.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing will ever be as good...
...as KILLDOZER.
 (Megamoss, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a link post Museum of Soviet Synths
I know there's a fair few music geeks and synth fans on here like my elf so some of you may be interested in a cracking website detailing the history of Soviet made synths and drum machines.
 (Lord Custard, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You own an elf?
How cool!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
synth-loving elves?

World of WarKraftwerk?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lord of the Ring Modulator?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Elrond of Rivendelay

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Korg of the Rings
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
one does not simply walk into Moogdoor
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yamaha DX Elven
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Grand-alf Piano?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What has it got in it's polyphonicpocketses?

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post TPotY
Photos innit...
also the competition site; www.tpoty.com/winners/2012
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck. If a picture of a snowy bus-stop can get you highly commended, I think I'll be entering next year.
But the pics of the Nomadic people were particularly good, I thought. Especially the one of the person dragging the tree.

EDIT: but thought it would look better like this:

 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
he drags it 16 miles every day to get it water, then 16 miles back.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why doesn't he move closer to the water?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
and THAT'S why Europe conquered the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post No bottle opener?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Mungo got beer
Mungo did good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *watches*
Oh. From the still I assumed he was going to use his bumhole :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
assumed wished
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Lay's (Walkers in the UK) Chicken and Pepsi flavour crisps
Why don't we have stuff like this in the UK?*
Although I'm not sure I'd want their previous Cucumber or Kiwi flavours.
(*See also Japanese KitKats)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post chicken and cola
actually works quite well. There are a good few recipes for it on the internet. The caramel flavours compliment the chicken nicely and give it a bit of a glaze.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I know Americans like to stew Pork a couple of gallons of it

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Chicken marinated in Coca Cola is great barbecue fodder.
First had it in Canada in the early 80s. Really good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like Judith Chalmers.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You could have claimed your £5 with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Watermelon Fanta in Japan is fairly pleasant.
Grape-flavoured crisps, however, are not.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus link:
www.random-good-stuff.com/2012/11/23/the-ultimate-christmas-gift-guide-2012/

Some genuinely great ideas :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The retro typewriter for iPad makes me want to firebomb Shoreditch into the Stone Age
But they'd even find a way of making THAT retro. Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Post-modern irony
Now that *is* retro
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
I lived like it was the Stone Age before it was cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had some of those Wasabi Kit Kats, and Chili Kit Kats, from Japan
My brother was in living in Tokyo for a while and he used to send us stuff. It actually tastes better than it sounds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The marketeer sounds like a moron
"We thought it would be really cool...
"Also it would be very cool...

Etc
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Our crisp flavours are far more interesting in the UK
than they are in the States. On my last trip I saw cheese, salted, BBQ, and not a lot else.
They have more ice cream though. Swings and roundabouts.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post After all that icecream & crisps
you'll throw up if you go on the swings & roundabouts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I provoked this, didn't I?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I can't imagine swings and roundabouts tastes very nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Crisps
don't need to be fancy flavours. They just need to work. There were some that Kettle Chips used to do with Garlic and Rosemary that were gorgeous.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post We had sweetcorn flavour Seabrooks crisps at our Student Union bar.
They were absolutely lush.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post MMMmmm... canadian ham.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post A boy asks the shopkeeper if they have any of the new helicopter crisps.
"No sorry" he says "we only have the plane ones!"

What's your favourite crisp based joke, joke fans?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Have another:
I drove past some crisp packets so offered them a lift.

"No thanks" they replied "we're Walkers!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
'A packet of salt & villigar crisps, please.'
'Im sorry sir?'
'Id like a packet of salt & villigar crisps, please.'
'Do you mean salt & vinegar?'
'I said villigar, diddle I?'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.
It were steak and kiddley pie in my day. And this were all fields.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
rumbled. the truth is...the truth isI don't know any crisp jokes.

There, I've said it.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Two crisps were walking down an alley.
One was a salted.
THIS JOKE IS BOLLOCKS WITHOUT PEANUTS.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Please tell me your favourite peanut themed joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Two peanuts were walking down an alley.
One was a salted.
THIS JOKE IS AWESOME WITH PEANUTS!!
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post A man got a peanut stuck in his ear so his wife poured some melted chocolate in.
Came out a treat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post An icecream man was recently found dead in his van.
Apparently he was covered in hundreds and thousands and crushed PEANUTS and strawberry sauce.
Police think he topped himself.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does God not like crisps?
Because he doesn't exist...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did the chicken cross the road?
To buy some crisps.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
works better with nuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE SKELLIE ALONE!!!!
She can't help her gender :(
Women ARE shit though, aren't they?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You just wish I was female because I refuse to sleep with you.
But thanks tabs. x

alot of the time yes
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't crisp jokes.
Please take it elsewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post RIGHT THEN, DOGFUCKER: What flavour of crisps do men who are waiting to get their haircut eat?
Barbeque.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sky News have just confirmed that the Leicester based company Walkers Crisps is to be taken over by a mega rich Arabian Consortium led by Sultan Sheikh.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a frog's favourite flavour of crisp?
Croaky Bacon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a chiropodist's favourite flavour?
Cheese & Bunion
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a millionaire's favourite flavour?
Pricey Tomato
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And finally....
A duck walks into a bar and says "do you have any crisps?". The bartender replies, "No, we don't". Feeling sad the duck leaves. The next day the duck arrives and asks for crisps again. Sounding mildly annoyed, the bartender replies, "No", raising his voice slightly. Again, the duck leaves saddended. As usual the duck returns the next day and before he asks the bartender shouts "IF YoU ASK FOR CRISPS ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE FUCKING BAR YOU CUNT!!" The duck leaves. The next day the bartender is relieved, asssuming the duck won't return after being shouted at. Moments later, the duck walks in and asks, "do you have any nails?" and the tender replies "No".
So the duck asks, "Got any crisps?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Encore!
Although I can understand the duck's frustration. A lot of bars sell crisps nowadays.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The barman was probably refusing to serve him because he was using fowl language.
All other duck jokes below, please.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, Cash or cheque? and the duck says, Just put it on my bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it into a microwave until its Bill Withers.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Winner!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
One you can tell to kids
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucks sake.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, clickin' dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This is pretty fucked up right here:
dinosaurdracula.com/blog/crazy-holiday-pringles/#more-5964
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucked up.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:17, Reply)

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