
I think they were actually drunk when they put the list together.
England - Chips and Cheese
Chips
Garlic Aoli (sic)
Cheese Sauce
Red Onions
OMFG I think the internet is broken, I've just been reading the YouTube comments and they're actually making sense. I'm off for a lie down.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)

What the fuck was that chips and cheese sauce shite and that was not a fucking kebab. As for Canada, hahahahahahahaha.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:17, Reply)

For me, there's only two options:
Kebab or Chicken Madras
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:27, Reply)

( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)

but the other things on top of that? no disrespectful greasy chippy stocks those things. You'd be lucky to get mushy peas in some parts of the UK let alone red onion.
Surely ours is the kebab or if you're from up north a parmo.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:18, Reply)

( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Also they got England dead wrong.
Cheesy chips are for when you're a kid.
When you get to proper drinking age of 14 it's curry or kebabs all the way.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:32, Reply)

I could have sworn it was curry chips.
I've literally never heard of anyone drunk or sober eating fucking champ O_o
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:56, Reply)

Kebabs all the way. At a push chips and doner.
Many of the other countries didn't compute either from my experience at all.
Oh, Buzzfeed. Right.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Tory MP's ode to UKIP leader will make you cry actual chives from your eye-holes. What happens at 1:32 may just mean you never punch eels in the same way again!
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)

UPDATE: I've written another stanza for you.
Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage,
He's a git and looks like an amphibian.
I decided to go for free verse, obviously.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)

It reminds me of how pleased I was in my Michael Gove poem to realise that "Michael" rhymed with "part of a frog's life cycle."
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meSAJGc3-Hw)
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:13, Reply)

The rage reminds me of the time we grassed him up to RATM for using Killing in The Name during a speech.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)

By the way, type vagina into Google translate and see what it is in Malay.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)

watch the woman with the purple umbrella just casually walk on by as if nothing had happened!!
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

we can say that now right?
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I think you were, er, a little premature, but you certainly can since 16:00 today.
EDIT: er, I'm a bit slow, as you were.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Well, it's now official that he doesn't have a reputation to defend anymore.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)

I was trying (and obviously failing) to make a witty association between premature and come but without using the word ejaculate...
I'm going back to doing some work.
*sighs*
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Oh, soz, and to think I was so proud of my hilarious 'little premature' gag.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:33, Reply)

...when the scales tipped against his favour and he actually began to realise "I'm not going to get away with this".
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Time has run out on this cunt. I guess all the people in power he had shit on have moved on and he cannot blackmail anyone anymore to keep this out of the public view.
I watched the Louis Theroux doc again a few weeks ago, Clifford came across exactly how I thought he would - a fucking conman, manipulator and blackmailer preying on people desperate for fame.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)

I was looking for that, link please? Also he was mainly in the business of keeping things quiet for people despite his reputation as a "kiss and tell" specialist.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:31, Reply)

I am an expat and have to download all my Uk TV you see;)
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:39, Reply)

Going over there, stealing all their jobs and wimmin, you're worse than all them forrins coming over here... VOTE UKIP.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Couldnt give a fuck who you rules you anymore ;)
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:41, Reply)

This guys going to have dirt on a lot of people.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)

sending an email out, divulging client secrets, before going to prison.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)

I've lost track.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)

I've not seen any dukebrazi videos recently.
Thank fuck.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)

I've never had one.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:13, Reply)

Read All About It came out in 2005. It was not, as I recall, favourably reviewed.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Well I never!
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:18, Reply)

First rule of appearing in court, if you are pleading not guilty, don't show remorse or use phrases like "When I sexually assaulted him..."
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:25, Reply)

How was it filmed though? Mostly a camera fixed to the vehicle & then the mount cgi'd away?
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Around the 30 sec mark the car's sunroof is all jaggy where it's not stitched together quite right.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:30, Reply)

i signed up for tjhe newsletter after the last time one of their links were posted here.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:32, Reply)

At least it is around my prosperity zone.
New York Times review.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:47, Reply)

the decent thing would've been to lock him up anyway.
I know I frequently bang on here about the importance of the rule of law, and how law should protect everyone, regardless of guilt, innocence, or popularity - but there are limits.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:29, Reply)

If enough people are willing to swear on a bible and say that a person is definitely a cunt, that should be good enough for a long stay at her majesty's pleasure. It would be the end of B3ta though.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)

res ipsa loquitur, to take a perfectly respectable doctrine utterly out of context...
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)

on account of his micro penis, just forgot to actually share that so only I found it amusing.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

or decided which scape goat would be most publicly acceptable
sorry, suggest they were wasting time and money, no not me officer.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:42, Reply)

For work reasons I needn't go into, I need a particular mini figure from the Lego movie set. However the marketing fiends at Lego have decreed that the figures can only be bought in 'blind bags' (you don't know which one you'll get). So I googled to see if anyone was trading the firgures.
Lego fans are waaaaaaay ahead of me. Someone has published a complete guide to feeling up the blind bags to discover the exact figure you want.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:16, Reply)

and simpsons swapsies and ninjago...
*edit* my SON has some spare...obviously.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

helping children find toys like this!! back in my day we used to have to swap them in the playground.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)

( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Bought one once and it was Vader.
All well and good but the fucker had been painted silver instead of the proper black.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)

lego nerd LOLs
Bet it took you ages to paint it proper black afterwards as well.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)

It's on the back, just under the Lego logo.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)

Crisps for example, if the expiration date is a Saturday they were made from spoiled (but safe once cooked) potatoes.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:27, Reply)

It's fucking mental ace
Edit
It's wrong on just about every musical level I can think of but I still, erm, like it
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)

(Or it could be Ainsley Harriot's)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Don't they ?
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)

what were those giant laser/light men tightroping at about a minute in?
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)

That looks like a hell of a lot of planning
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:06, Reply)

It's like Youtube never existed.
Almost.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)

same with tazers, they should test those on each other as well. Perhaps they'd be a bit less trigger happy with them if they actually felt what the fuckers were like.
And them guns that fire bean bags at you, I got a bruise the size of a dinner plate on my chest from one of them.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)

as it would stop my heart, or make it go too fast, I forget which... But would definetely kill me.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Shouldn't they be practicing being run over by footballers' wives in Range Rovers?
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Must be pretty bad if you dump in the ground out of shame...
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)

it was just mediocre, rushed, over-hyped due to the success of the film and they produced far too many units of it. It's release coincided with the video game crash, so they were left with a lot of unsold inventory (not just this game), which they consigned to landfill (a common practice).
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)

youtu.be/_Bn192kSsMw
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-2JTkVTyA
Its f8cking terrible alright.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Anybody else having problems with it?
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)

b3tards has been fucked for a few days. Can log in fine, but uploading keeps saying 'no file found' or such like.
Dont expect it to get fixed any time soon, I went back to photofucket.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)

( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I used to work there. Whenever I mention it to people I always end up saying, "it was like Halfords but not".
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:53, Reply)

It was as shit as it sounds.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)

A comedy documentary about 90s rave culture. Hope it kicks off some acid flashbacks.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I had it on mute, so may have an annoying twat voiceover like they usually do, but still pretty cool and worth a minute of your day.
Maybe.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:47, Reply)

I used to watch tv through one of the holes in a digestive biscuit if I couldn't find my glasses.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Ok, so I browse ikea catalogues. Is it a crime to be middle class?
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)

middle class? don't kid yourself - it's all just flat pack furniture, no better than argos as far as I'm concerned (meant somewhat as a compliment to argos!)
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)

they commission their own designs, and do their own product testing which is at a more rigorous standard than most other furniture manufactures. But if you want to compare it favourably to argos, who buy in a selection of abysmally crap products from various anonymous east asian manufacturer brands to sell in their stores, I'll know how much stock to put in your opinion in the future
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

with its 'laminated book of dreams' /Bill Bailey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggOa9aSG-Ow
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Plus they once did a table lamp called 'Uns', which made me laugh.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)

they deliver it ready made to your house, no need to actually do any hard work putting shit together. And when you move, simply dont pay and they remove it from your house for free as well.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:55, Reply)

and perfect home I also seem to get. And vigin media letters addressed to 'the householder' when I am already with them...
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)

last time i got a letter it was wrong
in fact as kids we were so poor that we couldnt afford alphabettispaghetti, we just sachets of tomato sauce from the cafe , mum said it was the condensed version
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:13, Reply)

We had to cut out individual letters from the innovations catalogue, smear them with own blood and we were grateful of it.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)

i never had any thing sharp in my life untill i was at least 18
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

sales.arte.tv/detailFiche.action?programId=2471
tamaragiltsoff.com/blog/the-expanding-middle-class-%E2%80%93-can-ikea-serve-this-demographic-with-sustainable-solutions/
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2300200/The-A-Z-middle-class-I-ivy-internet-shopping-Ikea-.html
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)

what is so middle class about buying unassembled furniture from an industrial warehouse, by the side of a motorway on the outskirts of a city...
The same should apply to buying food from a van in a lay-by then :)
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)

( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)

You need a letter from your bank manager if you want anything more than a CD rack or some meatballs.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

"Er, yeah, these photos of random kids are for a photo blog, officer"
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:48, Reply)
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