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This is a link post How good is your film taste - Guardian Quiz
Obviously you'll want to answer in the way a guardian film critic thinks is "good". Edit: Actually based on rotten tomatoes scores
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a None Of The Above option.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This^

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "Your taste in films is exemplary"
WUT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post But anal raiders 4, Misty's revenge, wasn't on the list!

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I got an average rating, 58...
but then it asked if I wanted to take the test again? Why? Am I supposed to be worried that I only scored 58? Or is that I should have scored much lower? Confusing...
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 67. Exemplary. FFS.
Time to hit up the trashy sci-fi and zombie catalogue and re-balance myself...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm, erm, "normal" apparently.
So the only question is, what the crazy am I doing here?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
65, but some year's selections were all pony, e.g. 2003 and 2004. But then I thought Bad Teacher was a really decent comedy and everyone says I'm very much mistaken about that. I've seen it three times... what am I doing with my life?
 (itilliterate, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Bad Teacher is surprisingly good & I also feel the quiz is biased towards people that go to the cinema
I had to guess at the last two years "best filums" because I haven't been able to borrow those dvds from someone yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
You must have heard of this www.youtubeonfire.com
I watched Captain Phillips on there. Quite good.
 (itilliterate, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid quiz is stupid
71 but it means nothing, NOTHING!
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 71 too
But I am EXEMPLARY.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 37 - "poor taste". GOOD.
I've not forgotten/forgiven The Guardian giving Austin Powers 3 four stars. Which lead to the most deathly 2 hours I've ever spent in a cinema.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post my problem here is
if its based on Rotten Tomatoes scores...."they" (denoting the internet nutters) gave Glengarry Glen Ross 95% and its fucking atrocious, I've no doubt the stage play on which it is based is half decent but nothing bloody happens. Things to do in Denver when you're dead got 30%...its no oscar winner I'll agree but at least it had substance..
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This is a normal post Ha Ha
I like this.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Yes :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this the other day and guffawed - ace isn't he?! Nice one!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That link did not disappoint

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me laugh far more than I was expecting!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I asked for Wacaday of the triffids.
Didn't get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:39, Reply)
This is a link post Rock climbing bears.
Ursine soloists climb better than me!
 (DestructoLettuce, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Dam climbing goats

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR9k76OxzfA
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously the bears are going after the goats.

(DestructoLettuce, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, the bears are stoats in disguise?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid goat
Risked it all for some weird reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Why wont he think of the kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Pretty impressive
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Secret paths
known only to the bears
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post and burly gays?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Shsss
Don't spoil it for the tourists
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i would happily
watch a big gay bloke attempt to scale the wall like that. Not in a gay way of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post !!
You like watching gay blokes 'scale' things do you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bear Back Mountain
or somthing
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, why would you need to apologise for any of those things?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry
that this isnt up to our very high standards of quality or humour.

nice idea though!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffffffft
I heard Tabby can pass whole mornings laughing at his own toes.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but have you SEEN Tabby's toes?
They're the FUNNIEST. THNG. EVER.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This is EXACTLY the kind of /talk beastliness that we've come to expect,
the LOVELY Stuj.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Shush it The LOVELY hilariously-toed Tabby.
It ain't /talk's fault that you got SILLY feet.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Types "GET BENT WOOKIE"
....with feet :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ssssssorry for hitting that pregnant woman over in my car...
then defecated on her twitching corpse.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Nice!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
There's a time and a place for apologies like this.

And that place is here.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post NO. because /talk don't DO bad things now.
Man, I miss baldmonkey.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The FUCK is going on?
I just went to verify what you said and they're all being nice to each other!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post :( sadtimes.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops!
But they are cunt faces...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright marty_mac

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, good work

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post SSSSorry you're a spamcunt.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
^ yup
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:59, Reply)
This is a link post Upside down beer drinking failure
surely we've all tried this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
tried seen
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to know what
His neck felt like the next day
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure if you get him drunk enough
You'll be able to stroke it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Sigh
morons and booze
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post the 'sigh' confuses me...
do you like them and think they're dreamy?
or do you find them tedious?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Without booze the world is very boring
put it that way
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol, Cock smoker.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
This is a link post A bubble machine that can project images onto scent filled bubbles to convey messages
Simple really.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I fuel it with Stella and Madras?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Take one of these, convert it make bubbles full of weed smoke, sit back and watch the hippies dance.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post After ten minutes use
the floor underneath the machine will be a slippy nightmare as with all bubble machines
 (I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ...or you could just hand out leaflets?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Er... Why?

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's obvious innit.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)
This is a link post Olympics in rio going to hell in a hand cart
I think I might have made that phrase up
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ho ho
We gave them the World Cup as well
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Still least they're not killing their migrant workers like the Qataries

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post they could team up for really well organised event

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 1200 and counting.
www.businessinsider.com/qatar-world-cup-workers-dead-2014-3
 (felixcoen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking mental
and an absolute outrage
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit, I didn't think it was that many.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No but they are killing their own native workers
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2592608/Brazil-World-Cup-death-toll-rises-builder-dies-Sao-Paulo-football-venue.html
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I read the headline, but not the story,
I can only assume as it then says something like 'good, one less of the bloody bastards to come over here take our jobs and defame the corpse of our beloved Diana and lower house prices while giving us cancer.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's about the gist of it yes

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't the papers say similar things about London 2012, Greece 2008 and loads of others that all went well in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post But this isn't the papers;
it's the IOC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ah well
Pretty much all you need to stage an athletics event is a field with some lines painted on it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't the Merkins say the same about our Olympics before they were ready?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:27, Reply)
This is a link post Molotov Jukebox: starring not one, but two Game of Thrones ladies...
So I was chatting on Sunday to the trumpeter in Molotov Jukebox, and he's somewhat baffled that their latest video starring Oona Chaplin playing a stripper for some reason has far fewer views than their other videos did at the same sort of point.

I said I'd post it here to help to rectify the situation.

(Incidentally, Oona is Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter, and the singer in the band is Natalia Tena - if you were wondering who the other GoT lady was...)
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's because while the video has a pretty lady taking her clothes off, the music is fucking gash?
Because, you know, there's plenty of videos of pretty ladies taking their clothes off that don't have music that makes you want to open up death camps after listening to less than 50 seconds.
Also, you know, if you want to see Game Of Thrones ladies naked you only have to watch Game Of Thrones.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you should hold back.
Say what you really feel. With more words
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post THat music is fucking gash and anyone even remotely connected with making it should be sent to a death camp.
And yes, I'm including YOU in that cattle-truck.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Still breaking into wee kiddie's houses & writing "THERE'S NO SANTA"
in shit on the walls, yeah?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabby, I'm right.
And you KNOW I'm right.
So don't go playing that /TALK ARE MEAN! card.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
I'll report to the trains immediately

**starts sewing on symbol**
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post RAUS! RAUS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Busted pilot forgets to turn off chemtrails while landing
ha ha
ha ha ha
ha
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Mixing up 'proof' and 'evidence' again.
*Puts tin foil hat on anyway*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Not believing a word of that
no exclamation marks at all!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I always class these people in the same category as motivational coaches.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Comments are disabled for this video"
There's a surprise.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no doubt at all that spraying has been going for years.
It's not even really considered a conspiracy any more. It's about as secret as Area 51. The government deny it exists, and yet there it is.
 (Leemondus, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *points up*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You're almost there!
Go on, say something else to see if you can hit 100% full retard
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, "Even though it's landing in foggy conditions this CANNOT be explained by the weather"
Uhm, yes it can.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it! It was the RAND corporation all along.
And the Jews, always the Jews.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post and the gays

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Lizards.

(DestructoLettuce, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It was me.
And I don't care.
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone explain something about chemtrails to me?
So, we (that is to say conspiracy types) all know that Evil Big Business controls the world, manipulating and buying politicians for the purposes of making as much Evil Profit as possible. And apparently chemtrails are part of this cunning plan, in some way that I can't understand because I'm a sheep, or something.

But, the thing is, making every flight carry the extra weight of chemtrail chemicals and equipment would require more fuel, and fuel costs Money. So, the Evil Businesses running the airlines are doing this even though it reduces their Evil Profits on every single flight? How can they be Running The World to make the most money while doing things that reduce their profit? IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.


Or should I not attempt to apply logic to these things?

edit: Also, that video was described as a "blockbuster". I was very disappointed. Nowhere near enough explosions, inception horns, or terrible camera filters.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Your appeal to "reason" proves that you are one of THEM.

(DestructoLettuce, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post not to mention dilution of spray from 33000ft
you could work it out by various assumptions such as dispersant is x% of fuel and dilution effect is volume difference of expanded tube (which im sure you agree is the shape of the trail)

blah blah blah
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post And (this has just occurred to me)
How do the evil overlords manage to avoid breathing in their own evil chemtrails? Or are they easily identifiable by their gas masks?
 (badgerlikespeed, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Lizards are immune to evil chemicals.

(DestructoLettuce, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, are Busted touring again?

(cackbastard criminally inane, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder whether those sirens have anything to do with that stuff coming out of the plane?

(chompedhomas, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post This is what drunk people look like when dancing....
Well, dogs anyway.
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid fucking dog
Is it a Chinese crested?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Happy 25th Birthday to the gameboy
Have an old commercial.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post .
I had one of those.
 (senthx Stay alert, trust no one and keep your laser handy, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Same,
I got two so friends that came round could play tetris with me. My mum and dad were ace.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Still trying to get to one million
Best is 537k but its stupid fast at the point.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Not played for years
but remember the last milestone was 500k, have no idea how much higher I got. Not that higher Id imagine..
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I never bothered that much with Game A
but I could finish Game B on level 9, high 5. *cue space shuttle launch*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It finishes once you hit 1m. I think thats the rocket ending or something
Only did it a couple of times and it was a helluvalongtime ago
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to a pantomime a few years ago.
John Inman got lots of kids up on stage and told one of them "do you know what i want for Christmas? I want a Game Boy".
We all squirmed awkwardly in our seats. Some people laughed.
One for Bready's sticker album, I reckon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he lick his lips after saying it? That's a dead giveaway.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post Faulty Travelodge Television I made this!
My television was playing up on some of the channels, this was better than anything else on at that time though.
(senthx Stay alert, trust no one and keep your laser handy, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright senthx

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that was as nice as having my head jammed in a door if not nicer

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it's got a good beat
Youtube clips embed if you put the full link from the top of the Youtube browser in. i.e. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ScU0rmiHzQ not the short youtu.be/2ScU0rmiHzQ link they provide.
EDIT - well done, now reply to people, they just want to be your special friends
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post wibble
I got confuddled, as I thought I was starting a new thread when I hit reply, and backed out. :o) Thanks for the tip though.
 (senthx Stay alert, trust no one and keep your laser handy, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post We got a live one!
Now, prove you're not a bot... what's the capital of Columbia, hmmm?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post .
I think it's bog guitar, but I'm not sure.
 (senthx Stay alert, trust no one and keep your laser handy, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you know, I think you might be right.
Although the answer I was looking for was "C".

Anyway...A real cor-blimey live non-spammy new person! Hazzah! *runs around with pants on head*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I have plenty of records that sound like that, fun times.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Talk to me, Sexy x

(Spamcunt, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to comment until you answer someone.
Oh bollocks.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's cuddle

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Since when did you start asking first?!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't look like a question to me...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post *Piles on*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a Danny Tenaglia
EDIT: tune
 (Queef In a Jar, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Can they be called that?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Annoyingly catchy

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait... what's with the fade/transition at 0:32
ANSWER ME NOW OR I WILL NOT POST THE NAKED PICS OF KATY PERRY I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post .
I filmed it on my mobile phone and then just joined the clips together
 (senthx Stay alert, trust no one and keep your laser handy, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay. As promised...

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post wanks

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
I got the message after 20 seconds. Brevity is your friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Brevity is a wanker, he fucked up all my toasted sandwiches
oh wait that was Breville. What do Brevity make?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's that thing with Sandra Bullock in it.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Beaten by seconds

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post A very short sci fi film

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I just had peanut butter on toasted walnut bread
they make toasted sandwiches really quickly, and cut the crusts off
 (senthx Stay alert, trust no one and keep your laser handy, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Toasted S

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
Brevity Joke Of The Day.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post Woman takes a selfie whislt driving.
What happens next will blo.... no it wont. She dies.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post bit harsh for a selfie

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad the driver of the truck she crashed into was unharmed.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post recycling vehicles driven by 73 year olds can probably take on any amount of selfie-snappers before getting dented

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Too young to die
too stupid to live...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post So true.
What a waste.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post no. not really.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Too young to die,
too stupid to live... but neither too young nor too stupid to vote.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really a concern now, I think.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post We are doomed

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Took me 2.5 hours to do a 30 minute drive this morning, due to the tube strike
And nearly every single driver behind me in the traffic was just pissing around with their mobile phones. There will be many more deaths like this becuse people are fucking morons.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You say that like it's a bad thing.
The many more deaths bit I mean.
The more of these cretins that kill themselves, the better off the rest of the gene-pool will be.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post trufax

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
well I clicked that bit in any case, to say that the link intrigued and interested me, what with having noted the prevalence of drivers of all ages and walks of life texting or calling just as they start to drive or have the slow boring trek through roundabouts and intersections before they get onto a section that is a bit more relaxing - and at this point the road should be safe enough to at least pop a selfie and read b3ta and listen to some popular music! What is this government doing to protect our rights and our freedom to express ourselves!?
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Porn censorship?
And giving your selfies to the NSA.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes! A step in the right direction, but we need more!
I say let CCTV snap our selfies for us!
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a very silly thing she did there.

(Sherbs, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahaha
If you are too stupid to know you might die in a head on collision taking a selfie while driving you are too stupid to live.
 (Queef In a Jar, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post would
have
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Still
would.
 (mustardtiger108, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post in r hearts
4eva!
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how her friends have ratted on her
I'm sure her insurance company will be all like "oh rly? Small print 154.b acts of negligence are not covered"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post not gonna help her much
either way, really...
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure it would
At the hands of underwriters,every detail counts. I've even been screwed over because my doctor wrote PCP not BZP...

Even my doctor admitted the mistake too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Given that families of murder victims end up with their insurance company
providing legal teams to murderers - to avoid paying life insurance... I imagine this kind of ratting out would make quite a bit of difference to her family. They probably have to pay for the medical treatment of the bin man, for the truck and for some highway repairs.
Horrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post typing and drivng
as I speak.

Movie coming soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post EXCELLENT RESULT!
:D
*Does the happy Snoopy dance*
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post See this is what being happy and on facebook does to you...
...stay off-line and stay miserable people...oh and don't do the whole "selfie whilst driving" thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Darwinism in action

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post Let's Talk About ***
I believe it gets funnier and certainly more insane the longer it goes on.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Suitably silly :)

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this is delightful.

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you agree - I think it's the overlong length of the buzzes that does the trick.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This is B3ta. B3ta in audible form.
Good find!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That has left me giggling far more than it should
Hatstand
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Great!
That buzz should be used liberally in political speeches as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
This is a link post The BNP advert on telly tonight promises to be really weird.
It might feature cartoon muslamic ray guns, alcopops, Lee Rigby's murderer and other things that skinhead morons are obsessed with. It's on a few channels tonight.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The silhouetted figure resembles the graphic video of Lee Rigby's killer Michael Adebolajo
Wut?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder who made the advert
it looks quite good style wise, but they clearly have no morals :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably outsourced abroad.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta,
50 quid CASH straight in my sky rocket I got for it.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Made by a b3tan

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Huffington Post is full of shit. I guarantee this is bollocks.
 (itilliterate, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you're right mate
but you're outnumbered by those that believe it's all real :0
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Correct

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I try and avoid Huff Post mainly because
the website's so bloaty it knackers my computer :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Muslamic ray guns. Forgot about that.
 (Queef In a Jar, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get the alcopops bit
Are they trying to say they're not proper muslims? Doesn't that undermine their point?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They come over here, adopting our culture...

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're implying that they're hypocrites.
Actually, no: I don't think they've thought massively hard about this at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're showing that they've got a WKD side.
So, based on their pisspoor TV adverts, the full list of 'WKD side' things is as follows:
- Doing a shit on the toilet whilst your missus is in the bath
- Playing LAD pranks on your mates in the pub
- Sexually abusing minors whilst pretending to be a devout Muslim.

Who wouldn't be insulted by this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No rubber dinghy rapids.
I am disappoint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:07, Reply)
This is a link post Creepy but cool stop motion short film “Omega”
Directed by Eva Franz and Andy Goralczyk - worth a look!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great. Why isn't it on the popular page already!

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Guess it got lost in the spazz?
Oh well, I tried.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post bonjourno
I love this bit
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post bonjourno

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post arrivederci

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post wotcher!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post mi scusi
youtu.be/X_KACgT-ZD0?t=48s
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Great film.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:08, Reply)
This is a link post The photos Choudry wanted removed from the web...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is Choudry?
I just see a man drinking next to what I assume is some sort of jazz mag.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post it has nothing to do with music
you pervert
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Mayfair was ok, i was always more of a Club man myself, but Woodpecker cider? that is unforgivable.
 (itilliterate, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like he was a real laugh back in the day
His attempt to scrub this really tells us something about his fundamentalism and carefully crafted status. His image of purity must be so unsullied that he he can't even risk having a redemption or born again story. Many of the guys who follow him and even those that head off to the mid east looking to play soldier have troubled backgrounds. Booze, drugs, hookers, unemployment, crime, broken families. To recognize that in himself would be to lower his status to that of a contemporary.


I am pure brothers, follow me!
 (felixcoen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hmm, no. He looks like someone desperately trying, and failing, to be one of the lads. The photos were surely taken by someone in the same hall of res for the benefit of later mockery (they really could have had no idea about how funny the medicine school dropout to law student would turn out). As for the rest of what you say, a chequered past is no obstacle to his cause. QED.
 (itilliterate, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post he's actually drinking in one of them
and another is set on a boat. I don't think they were taken for the benefit of 'later mockery', they were photographs of the time and moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It is strange
how he'd rather be a hypocrite than simply someone who changed his mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Denice Lewis caught without her knickers?
What was the story there? Sounds like an interesting article.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Calm down Dom
She's not the type to eat kebabs
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Puts the fun into fundamentalism

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
fun mental
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:30, Reply)

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