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This is a link post Naked man who stood for 500 years may need a rest due to weak ankles.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing work though isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't appreciate it until I went and actually viewed it in Italy.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
It's probably the most impressive rock I've seen.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like I need to move fast if I want to see it for real : /

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it'll probably be taken down for repairs before serious damage occurs

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they have a copy at the Louvre?
Could have sworn I'd seen it there.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post and this guy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gian_Lorenzo_Bernini
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it's huge isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of huge
The statue is large, but his winkle is human sized.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Your lips have never led you wrong before

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:19, Reply)
This is a link post Too old to care anymore I made this!
You've got to be REALLY desperate to think this is porn although I could understand if you're shocked.....

I've reached 50 without dying so I decided to celebrate!
(BatFastardUK, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I need bleach
Of the mind variety
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 1 May 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post If you peg it tomorrow and this is the last thing you ever make
Well done. And happy birthday.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was strange.
On the side note, do you train neck directly?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice jugs!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 11 years, 7 months and 4 days and gives us this
Without donating to keep this going so I could watch this horror
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post URRGH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
I mean come on man, portrait?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 1 May 2014, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post he made a video
now you want a painting as well?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at your hilariously huge, wobbling titties!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post Cram it, Oklahoma Jesus freaks!
Satan rules!
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post badass

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Splitters.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *panders*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvN_ex95IcE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHo32JrkDRk
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS THANKS THE LOVELY ARTIFUS!
:D
(^(^;;^)^) LOS TEAM SPINNEN!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 May 2014, 2:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That makes no sense...
The Baphomet, which will stand seven feet tall and be a testament to the glory of the Angel of the Bottomless Pit, would be placed directly beside the sculpture glorifying the laws given to Moses by the Christian God

Why? So the religion is intentionally trying to be the satantic version of Christianity??? Weird. I don't get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
It is odd that to believe in what is behind this sculpture means that a prerequisite is belief in Christian doctrine, but only that you disagree on which side is best.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I just assume Christianity
Claims Christ to be all good and wonderful and Satan the opposite. Surely that's Christ's spin doctors with their properganda?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I just find it humour us that you have to bbelieve the one to believe the other.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent sculpture!

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ...or they could pretend to spend $30,000 on a statue of Satan, then only spend $5,000 and donate the other $25,000 to charity
thus pissing off the Jesusfreaks and taking the moral high ground, too.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That wouldn't even cover the catering.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post should have tits
as in the original

www.zloduch.sk/baphomet-wallpaper.jpg

/disappointed

I wonder if they will ever get over this image.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post it makes sense to avoid anything
that could be deemed 'outrageous' and prevent it being shown on other grounds.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose so.
My initial thought was that they could be not aware at all
of the original only it's nth pop mutation where breasts are
almost always dropped, not manly enough I guess, yet devil was
historically depicted with them, so shame really.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like it as a piece of sculptural artwork.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post I am sofa king we todd it!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post With friends like that etc....
Very funny though. Mega-click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly man.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post bindun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR2BboZeLEw
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 2 May 2014, 7:16, Reply)
This is a link post Woob- On Earth
Allright?

...From 1194. A behemoth of a track at 32 mins, kind of chilled, ambient and dubby. Some of you might dig it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post this link to embed if you so wish:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTlg1r3oTa8
i refuse to believe that this was produced in 1194 though.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post full thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jCKM1QZMc0
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post re clarkson
he fesses up...

and I would like to offer a full and frank retraction of my earlier comments. I am a dumb twat. But hands up, I am honest and I admit my lack of comprehension of what was being said.

sorry, erm...
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently
go product clarkson
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Clarkson for Prime Minister!

No, wait...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think anyone who has sung along with a rap song has said that word a thousand times
*yawn*
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 May 2014, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Straight outta Clarkson"?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post uh yo hyfie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lzqQf71I2I
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post he's apologised again?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's been playing too much GTA I reckon.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh. If he did say it, it's only because that's the way it was when he was a kid. I don't see any reason for him to apologise other than being forced into it by some HR cunt.
We had hundreds of rhymes like that, all of them as, if not more, offensive to the liberal bedwetting handwringing crybabies that seem to run things these days.
I'm sick of bullshit non-stories like this. And for the Daily Heil to have picked up on it and run it as yet another excuse to attack the beeb is frankly hypocritical in the extreme.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 May 2014, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would anyone be surprised? This is Clarkson's M.O.
Push boundaries, irritate liberal sensibilities, shock, then use your media clout to get away with it while simultaneously enhancing your profile with your key demographic. He's just pushed it too far this time. The only question is: Is it going to be a slow enough news week that it will provide activist groups and politicians the space to pummel him.

These are the times when public figures hope for a nice distracting, headline grabbing disaster somewhere in the world.
 (felixcoen, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It will turn out
That he votes UKIP
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post See the end of the piece. It's the Reagan defense.
Clarkson: "Please be assured I did everything in my power to not use that word, as I'm sitting here begging your forgiveness for the fact my efforts obviously weren't quite good enough, thank you."

Reagan: "A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not."
 (felixcoen, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Or John Kerry:
I voted for the $87 Million before I voted against it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
lol @ super comparison 11!11!111!!!
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's no synchronicity.
Different words, but It's still a public relations crafted message that achieves the same purpose.
 (felixcoen, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
#mashup #parody #yawn
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on! Oh well.
I hope we'll have a meeting of minds on something else some other day.
 (felixcoen, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
;)
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh I wish he wasn't worth so much money to the BBC
Then he could finally go full Murdoch and fuck off to Sky so we might be able to get something new for that Sunday night slot instead of endless rehashes of the same, tired and costly concept.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this is Grauniad
pulling select lines to beat him with. Watch the video apology - it's linked to below.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Racism is illegal and it has no place in modern society."
Curious exactly how it's Illegal (not being that familiar with UK law) and how that illegality relates to speech?

Oh, and what felixcoen said up there ^^ aka. Clarkson is a premeditated twat
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand why everyone is being so anal about it if you look at that from his 'character's' point of view
the Clarkson character thrives of borderline remarks, controversy, and irritating liberals. At every moment of filming his head is probably bubbling away with remarks that will generate a headline and figures to watch his show about driving cars. I guess once in a while a word might slip out whilst the cameras are rolling not appropriate for broadcasting, that no one would have any intention of broadcasting, certainly not him. That's called an accident in my book.

If it was aired deliberately, however, i'm typing bollocks and he really is a genuine cunt, in which case ignore this. I don't really like the guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
five stars. will click 'i like this!'
 (itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:56, Reply)
This is a link post Bibi says you're a slave to your PDA
Stop taking pictures! Live!
(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ris?
whats the background?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Just the behind the scenes of a photo shoot.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a bookcase to me.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
cor, he sounds like a barrel of laughs.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope he dies soon
Fucking racist murdering cunt!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:17, Reply)
This is a link post Girlfriend is Better from Stop Making Sense
David Byrne throwing awesome shapes in the big suit
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post About 8 years ago when you couldn't buy a Sunday newspaper without a free DVD inside
the Observer gave this away one time. Brilliant stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 1 May 2014, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Changed my opinion of the band.
I only change the channel 50% of the time now when they come on.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post No fair
Like a twat I bought the blu ray.... although I'd argue worth it
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this film. Love the band.
Love Tina Weymouth. Still. Aged 43. My life....sheesh..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't all that keen on the live stuff until I watched it all the way through
It does have a proper narrative - kind-of - like a proper film. In the last couple of years my casual fandom has blossomed into near-worship.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 2 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)
This is a link post I am struggling to express my contempt for this article
I only got so far as the line:

"How big is an atom exactly? Know this: You can't even see it with the naked eye."

When I read this I wanted to smash the internet to tiny, weeny, smithereens - even smaller than atoms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Manning the science desk on a design mag must be a soul-crushing experience.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You two are simply not "trendy". if you were, you would see that it is a great line to pull birds

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *Scribbles notes*
Then what do I do?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That is quite appallingly-written
And yet they define it later in the article; "half an angstrom (about half the size of an atom)".
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:04, Reply)
This is a link post Ukulele chalk stopmotion.
French bedroom production.Thought this was quaint. Only 1 view.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect I know why it had so few views.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Papyrus

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 2 May 2014, 2:16, Reply)
This is a link post Professor Elemental And Some Robots I made this!
Hello there,

I've just popped a video up that I made along with Professor Elemental to advertise the forthcoming Steampunk video game, 'Sir! You're Being Hunted'.
You might like it. I do so very much hope so.
Cheerio,
Moog
(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I say, that's quite good fun.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was great

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Jolly good. Have a gold star.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid.
I particularly like the coppicing.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 2 May 2014, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Me likey. Me clicky.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)
This is a link post Racism

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Lacism

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post Giant Robot Feet slippers (with Sound!)
This is an actual product, costs about $30 US.
Could be very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post WANT! :D Hell, I WANT those almost as much as I WANT THIS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vVblGlIMgw
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 May 2014, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fooking hell! I'll have both!

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Here is the order site.
Don't know about international ordering, but I am sure they will take your money somehow.
www.thinkgeek.com/product/153b/
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "This video contains content from Momentum Pictures, AdRev Publishing and AdRev for a 3rd Party, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Blocked as above^
:(
Edit: this works though, www.youtube.com/watch?v=plLRsufLzmI cheers dude! will watch later!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 1 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post try this
youtubeunblocked.com/browse.php/SieasKY946bzMLy5_2BQfkO3Qm0DErbl1_2FZTRmIu9ITE7I5H9DnycJ/b29/fnorefer/
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
I used that TOR thing (no I'm not a glitterfile) it's all in forin but looks good.
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice username!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post Mehdi Gets a free watch! (yay!)
Tokyoflash are on a bit of a campaign, but they do have some pretty watches! www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/1/
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this guy
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't trust people
With one eyebrow, it's written in laws of old, and ancient scrolls and things
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't say I trusted him!
Just like him alright?!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny guy

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always wonder
why such apparently developed and
sophisticated nation, creates such
shitty websites?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I love him, mainly for his daredevil personality.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post theres a few on here that love abandoned building or theme parks , well this isnt one of those
but old scrap yards full of old rusty and sometimes very rare and expensive cars, in the case Ekrath
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Death and dispair in post Shogunate Japan.
Pretty bleak.

The crushed leg with an open fracture had me tummy not feeling too good.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Commits Seppuku

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 1 May 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonono
It's YOUR left to right.

Do it again.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ncbnvh nm,vhk tcgofyfl.gl hl olfffffffffffyuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 1 May 2014, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Step
"Swish"
Bonk, roll roll roll.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post wins at sodoku

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bad Scrabble score either

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank's smelly I really enjoyed that.

(felixcoen, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody does "dispair" flicks like the nips
Nips?
Damn you Clarkson!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post RIP PEECHEZ. :-(
2 much ov hard tyms 4 her. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 1 May 2014, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet her da hasn't had a good night's sleep in weeks.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_QRL3t9qyc
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Smack can cure that
edit: too early?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post too early and a bit in excess

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if she got the combo party pack...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxqQe_dBGQA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 1 May 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The Tiger Lillies are ace.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post HERE IS THAT VIDEO OF CLARKSON SAYING AN OFFENSIVE WORD!
YOU WONT BELEEVE WHAT HAPPENZ NEXT

fucking tin foil hat conspiracy theorist balls IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no fan of Clarkson.
Probably punch him in a dark alleyway for unrelated offenses given the chance.

But if you hear "nigger" in that sentence, bravo, you speak Romulan.

For reference, this is somebody saying "nigger" properly:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x5ZRAVXxr8
Notice the slight intonation difference?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:11, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T_jwq9ph8k#t=547
it's amazing what you can hear once your brain has been 'primed' for it by a headline. i'm no fan of clarkson but check out this led zep example.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bingo
Bitch slap that!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:15, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IMOSN0WYvg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if that don't make my Katie Melua fantasies even hotter...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:27, Reply)
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yeah but that is a real version of the old rhyme so the context is already there regardless of the headline. i liked the katy melua re-recording.
 (itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:39, Reply)
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i only a heard an indecipherable mumble. perhaps someone who can be arsed could run the audio through hypermammut.sourceforge.net/paulstretch/ or some such and confuse the issue further. clarksons' shtick is his bread and butter. this is just more publicity selling the product known as clarkson and nothing else.
edit: nothing else a stick to beat the bbc with.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post copied and pasted from wikipedia:
Some older versions of this rhyme had the word nigger instead of tiger:

Eeny, meena, mina, mo,
Catch a nigger by the toe;
If he hollers let him go,
Eena, meena, mina, mo.[2]
This version was similar to that reported as the most common version among American schoolchildren in 1888.[9] It was used in the chorus of Bert Fitzgibbon's 1906 song "Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Mo":

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Mo,
Catch a nigger by his toe,
If he won't work then let him go;
Skidum, skidee, skidoo.
But when you get money, your little bride
Will surely find out where you hide,
So there's the door and when I count four,
Then out goes you.[10]
It was also used by Rudyard Kipling in his "A Counting-Out Song", from Land and Sea Tales for Scouts and Guides, published in 1935.[11] This may have helped popularise this version in the United Kingdom where it seems to have replaced all earlier versions until the late twentieth century
 (itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post We always said, "catch a tiger by the toe"
I missed out?!?!?!?!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You were lied to.
All your life.
I suggest seppuku to save face.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought it was nickel.
i never understood it though.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Do I have time to start being racist this late in life? Or should I focus on anti-religious bigotry?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post i am aware of the historical context
my point was that i could perceive no clearly pronounced actual words in the clip linked to.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:51, Reply)
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oh. my point is that given the rhyme's well known historical use of the word, he was deliberately sailing very close to the wind in order to provoke and be obnoxious. i normally spend my time on here defending this kind of non PC crap. i think i need a lie down.
 (itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah.
and you ignored the commercial aspect of my argument too. so ner.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:54, Reply)
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er, casual racism is not a commercially viable product in the UK coming from a white man on the BBC, so ignored it so not to embarrass you. ner ner nah ner ner.
 (itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:58, Reply)
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nice ninja edit
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
I watched it first without reading any of the background info and heard gibberish

then i read what the phrase apparently was ...and I kinda heard it. But fuck, this is a stretch.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:35, Reply)
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when it's a well known version of the rhyme?
 (itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post srsly dude
i heard nothing first listen
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The you're deaf
And naive
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That was nigger you twat
It couldn't be anything else? Have you heard a version no one else has. It sounds exactly like nigger mumbled, because he knows iiTs bad to say it. Why else do you think he mumbled that part?? Fucking hell, retard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post woah dude chill the fuck out
I've offered my retraction above.

we cool?

edit

that comment wasnt aimed directly at me, still my apology stands either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah sorry lol
I flounce at times sorry about that! Lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 2 May 2014, 22:43, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_6-iVz1R0o
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Clarkson's in the news again for doing something controvertial.
Is there a new series of Top Gear on the way then?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:15, Reply)
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huh. i thought all the outrage about mexicans was pathetic and fatuous, but when he made that 'slope' remark i thought that was gratuitous and a bit nasty. this is a very bad look indeed. how depressing for me that my opinion of him now aligns somewhat with all those right on bien pensant pinko twats that look for offence and victimhood everywhere. not sure he can weather this one out given his past form, but top gear is past its sell by date and has been for a while,so no great loss.
 (itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Vote Hitler.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:20, Reply)
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i'm voting for the caliphate. they'll know what to do about all them gayers.
 (itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He actually says '9/11 was an inside job'

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And "Obama was born in the (former) Ukraine"

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He clearly says ninja....
which proves he's an idiot as you'd never catch one by the toe.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You are wise in the ways of the "hidden ones"
I am looking for training, can you help?
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post No tlaining
Only killing.
Silent killing, total massacle!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Psst! Gunmetal, I never showed this too you. *touches side of nose*
www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

EDIT: 'to', not 'too'. (facepalm)
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate to side with the complete shit of a bloke but that's a playground song that almost every kid in the UK sang without intending any offence
It's also possible that he's mumbling knicker (as in female underwear or possibly thief) which is what I recall thinking the word was when I was 7.

I imagine there might have been some uneducated racism when it was bastardised from the original Tiger text, but I'd guess what he was doing was pure unthinking repetition from his childhood.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eeny,_meeny,_miny,_moe

All that said, he does have a history for it, so maybe even though he mumbles it, he meant every word
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I think his main problem is that
he's built up the image of an old bigot for so long, that there isn't much in the "he couldn't be racist" camp to counter-balance any sleight claims like this.

I personally felt he mumbled it more with an air of "it's political correctness gone mad that I can't just say it" than out of good manners (or, indeed out of racism).
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the problem
his views are widely known and sometimes pointed at and laughed at, challenged and, sadly, somewhat agreed with.
edit: oops - clicked post accidentally and lost my thread...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah - i only forgot one word and an ellipsis. it was:
yet...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i guess i meant to continue:
...it continues. - or we allow it to continue. in that it is just one of many issues that we seem to endlessly discuss and never resolve.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post or something.
g'night.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post So what *does* he say?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post My own expertish opinion
"...mo my adult diaper is letting go, I'll have to Tesco to get more..."
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:41, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post His response is good Accidental Partridge
twitpic.com/e2mc8b
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:02, Reply)
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silly man is silly. if he was so keen to avoid saying nigger why not clearly say another word. he's shitting it after the 'slope' remark. and someone in the production office has the knives out.
 (itilliterate, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
there's prolly gonna be some psychological freudian slip or tourettes spectrum speculation flying around the interwebs soon
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You are without a doubt, a fucking nob
Recite a version of that rhyme it could of been and explain why he mumbles the controversial part but not the rest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:27, Reply)

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