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This is a link post Dance music played on bass guitar,
Yeah its five minutes, but on in the background is quite nice. And certainly shows some skills.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's so fun mucking around on a bass with a delay pedal
I recently got an 8-string bass, and this is the best thing to do with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
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I have no idea what that is or means, sorry.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Delay pedal gives the echo effect :)
And the 8-string bass is the thingie in the picture down VthereV somewhere
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 8 strings?!
you might as well be playing a piano you fool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Or save money & have "TWAT" tattooed on your forehead.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Shurely you mean TTWWAATT

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a double-string
Like a 12-string guitar is for a guitar, but a bass:


It's a such a warm sound. Loving it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, I (genuinely) take that back.
I had no idea these even existed. I just assumed that it was like a six-string bass but two strings more wanky.
As an aside: If space/money/guilt were no object, I'd get a tenor guitar- they sound ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've heard of those
Some of the guys I work with tried out a fender VI baritone guitar thingy at a shop somewhere. They came to work the next day covered in jizz*, saying that I needed to try it.

*may be hyperbole
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they only cost a tenor then?
I'll lend you till your ex-offenders rebate comes in.... (from Wales)
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post try eastwood-decent prices
www.eastwoodguitars.com/warren-ellis-signature-tenor/

very very tempted to get a baritone myself, they sound wonderful!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i knew this
but still think it's ruddy daft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Cos one string just doesn't shred your fingers enough

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Bass strings are like telegraph poles compared to the cheese wires you get on guitars.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite a neat dance track on an acoustic too
Ewan Dobson - Time 2
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me. Dance music is bad at the best of times.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:12, Reply)
This is a link post Cannibal Holocaust 1980 NSFW
A classic of grindhouse.

(Also known as "the second highest-grossing film in Japan in 1983, behind E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)" according to imdb, haha.)

If somebody knows better version (subtitled, not dubbed, HD, different
cut etc), please reply with a link.

Your cooperation will be appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
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Remember watching that when it was unbanned and being rather underwhelmed, in hindsight I suppose that it was one of the first "found footage" type films that Blair witch, paranormal activity, vhs make so much money off now.
 (sithemong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post FYI. it was never released uncut/uncensored in the UK

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
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i supose i just heard about it when it was unbanned somewhere else? i was about 12 or so '95ish, wasn't around when it actually first came out...
 (sithemong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post There are UK versions, they just have verious scenes removed.
as per imdb FAQ
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post has it got boobs and that in it?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post very natural National Geographic bewbs
not home-grown growth-hormone produced bouncers
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post not true
there is a Lucia Costantini "playing" a native. In mud. Have fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post which minute?
or it didn't happen
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post too late
already fappened
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 21.00
WTSF!?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post eurgh
found the nudity
its 70s film nudity
not sexy
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post it's called 'egrotica'

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The blurb at the beginning is hilarious with it's stern music
I seem to remember watching this stoned out of my face as a youth, and getting the giggles
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post food is violence again

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 1234567!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That would seem extremely weird
if you didn't know why you wrote that.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Came to court in Italy didn't it?
That's the only thing I know about dis film.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not nice
there's a man chopping the top of a live monkey skull off and then chomping brains.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post all animals deaths are real
but they were given for food*

*may contain traces of violence which was not asked for or something
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, that's the story...
Then there was rather a lot of fuss about the rather hamfisted butchery of a giant turtle. lots of squirmy bits. really rather vile.

It's not a good film. It's an interesting bit of media history, thassall.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post you're doing a remake aren't you?
and just trying to figure out a rationale for doing it
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
I like Cannibal Ferox as well
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post We can have mondo mondays I think

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I always think that cover looks like a Mastertronic game for the Spectrum that was never released.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Never seen this.
Just skipped through it.

Now feeling sick.

Thanks.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's an interesting bit of media history, thassall."

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)
This is a link post Paul McCartney 'Head Lice'
A true classic.
I'll never be able to listen to 'Blackbird' again without hearing this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post here's a blackbird-lice mashup
www.youtube.com/watch?v=55cMxvUgUUE
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post An ant bath could be fun.
If they didn't bite.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This is absolutely amazing.
Is there anything Serafinowicz does that isn't awesome?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
The Phantom Menace was a bit meh.
 (champagnerocker, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Taken as a whole, perhaps.
But Peter's bits were no doubt awesome. Voiced Darth Maul and some other stuff right?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post Chop Chop
not too late for my candles I hope
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful. And Happy Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY candles to you!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you are quite in time
waiting for auto-da-fé though
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll save that for my other birthday

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post this is a treat

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Le Xiao Xiao
lovely!
 (I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post zebras like their grass with lots of anthrax
and served in a graveyard
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "But sometimes there’s a bright side to a zebra carcass"

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post especially if you're a lion
it's not all black or white
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the cheery matter of fact tone in science publications
"Researchers working at Etosha National Park in Namibia noticed that the zebras killed by anthrax left lush, vibrant grass in their wake. It's simple: The corpses decomposed on site, turning the short, dry grass of the area into a springy oasis with the nutrients they deposited.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Its the ciiiiiiiiiircle of Anthrax

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
vimeo.com/19053925
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Caught in a munch?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post when sickipedia comes true.....
Unfortunate football striker name turmoil.
 (Tivert, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "...had to respond after fans noticed the exact spelling of his surname.."
They're not too bright those footy fans, are they?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
This is a link post The Universe- more science analogies
When I hear physicists try to explain analogies and thought experiments on TV now I just imagine bits of this Tim and Eric clip. Better than most Tim and Eric stuff, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 3:25, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
excellent, not seen that before
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post it's good
only regret is it could be more subtle to blend in with YouTube recommendations
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
This is a link post Neil Degrasse Tyson asks a question so deep he confuses himself

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha, slowly running to ground...
The final "wut?!" makes it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What on Earth does he mean by being 1% more genetically intelligent?
Apart from nothing at all, that is...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Am guessing he's not a geneticist

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post Science

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha- comment left by Jarvis Wellington
"M'lady, I have PMed you my contact information. I hail from an elite website of intellectuals known as Reddit, we deeply enjoyed your scientific video. As a mod of /r/askscience I would love to help you in your further scientific studies. Maybe next time we could do a video with no bra?

-Jarvis Wellington

PS: I am a Men's Rights activist so if we get dinner together you will be driving & paying."
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Comment by slitrobo
"We need a larger sample size to be absolutely certain"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not the same size
you have to study like with like
And you need a control and randomization and stuff.
And Richard Dawkins motorboating them.
That's science.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)
This is a link post Storm Boner

(BillyC_333, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:47, Reply)
This is a link post Brooker v God

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post posted that
unintended parody is the best parody
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nothing can be a parody unintentionally, without the intent to subvert and/or ridicule a genre or source material, it's just something absurd. This is not an example of the comic book superhero genre being held up to ridicule, it's just an example of religion employing the superhero trope in a ridiculous way. However, religion and superheroes are equally ludicrous. Parody can only exist if there is a form being mimicked or imitated for comic or satirical effect. I'm certainly unfamiliar with the religious comic book superhero trope, so I fail to see how this could be a parody. Two of the most overused and misunderstood terms used to describe comedy are satire and parody. I'd have understood if you'd said it was beyond parody, i.e. so loony you couldn't hold it up to any more ridicule, but to describe as a parody suggests that you do not understand what parody really is. It is not necessary to be familiar with a parody's source material to find it humorous, but obviously one can't fully appreciate the humour and intent without that context. Few people I know get the fact that the song from Team America 'everybody has AIDS' is a parody because they aren't familiar with what's being parodied, but they still find it funny.
 (itilliterate, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post you are so incredibly tedious

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's been said before, and no doubt will be said again. Apologies. I just like words, and get a bit precious when they are misused. It debases language, and the point of language is to communicate effectively. The misuse of words leads to ineffectual communication.
 (itilliterate, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to have more trouble expressing your thoughts than anyone else here

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not sure that's fair.
 (itilliterate, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post TL:DR

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post At least try to keep it related to the original post
it's just boring otherwise, nobody comes here for that
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If I see anything on more than 2 lines I switch off and start watching cat videos.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You assume that I'm on B3ta for effectual communication.
I assure you that I'm not.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post but that's precisely why you're a cunt
And people don't like communicating with you. You make it overly complex to the point where you are self deprecating.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 'the point of language is to communicate effectively'
While some modernist philosophers (who looked to the simplicity of logic) - and the linguists who wished their language was as ordered as the dead language of Latin - viewed language to be aimed at effective communication,
others like Marx, Freud, Nietsche and the poststructuralists showed that language (if we can view it at all as intentional) does not have any such teleology. Language can be used for power, for our unconscious desires, to abscure, to create, to discipline, to confuse.
The 'point' of language is therefore 'play'.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
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You be all like envious
cos I be all like devious
my seriousness make you delirious

*crowd becomes excitable. Jumps around in orgasmic joy. I stay cool while they back-slap me*
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i loled at this unintended parody about being a pedant

(sithemong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
edant rick
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you are taking the piss and you precisely knew what I've meant
I've read The Sublimes by Yuri Mamleyev, I have a very mixed feelings about it. I think you were asking me about it half a year ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post this only holds true if meaning is located in the intention of the author
Ever since Freud this has been known to be false.Therefore all parody is unintended by the author or no parosparody exists.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ffs
On phone.it's messing with My messages of intelligence. It can't spell properly.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post "I've seen all kinds at my age but this is a new one"
More shocking local news
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Helpfully illustrated for those that don't know what a tent looks like.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
it's for the people of portsmouth. They need pictures with their news
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
This is a link post The Iceman Interviews
A documentary about the Mafia hitman Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski.
Brilliantly chilling hitman. He fooled the police by freezing some of his victims,. then posing them on park benches months later. He only got caught by the fact one of his victims had not been thawed out completely.
Sorry about two in a row, but I'd waited four hours to post ....
(Spin Its a thing., Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus track
Full movie in HD. This is brilliantly done :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq6N59uPf0g
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Another serial killer documentary for my internet history. Ta.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Do what I do, hide them between child porn links, no one spots them AT ALL!
brb someone at door...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't he just a very methodical hitman?
I wonder why people find him particularly interesting
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Probably the combination of being relatively articulate, having great recall, non-remorseful of his crimes (apart from that one), physically imposing, good at what he done, the associated *glamour* of Mafia involvement and Michael Shannon played him in an average film.

He's like the killy version of Steve Jobs or someone.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post but... there is a song about Albert Fish and all!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=djMbGUzSkNk
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I was gonna say "the same reason people find serial killers interesting"
But seems you prefer motivation by perverted lusts to pure greed? Wich is all fine.

Thanks for mentioning Albert Fish btw, hadn't heard of him before. More gruesome killings for me to read about before bed :D
 (Roxon, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Usually Albert Fish is held as some kind of a measure stick of depravity.
There are more interesting criminals though- Issei Sagawa or "nevada girl" comes to mind.

Most serial killers are neither as quirky nor intelligent as pop culture would like them to be though.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell :(
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish
He also hit himself repeatedly with a nail-studded paddle and inserted wool doused with lighter fluid into his anus and set it alight.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to recall once reading that Berty Fish welcomed the eletric chair.
Mostly 'cos he thought it would be a huge masochistic thrill.

A right rum bugger, that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Macabre!
They also did a song about 'The Iceman' but it wasn't very good.
 (Conthortius, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many murders/dictators were not abused by their parents..
Both his mom and dad beat him. His brother died from the results of being beaten by his dad.

All I want to know is how he froze the bodies. I couldn't fit a leg in my fucking fridge.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post spare the rod etc etc
corporal punishment was pretty accepted a while ago
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that the music...
...is by 'devoured cunt'. Somewhat unexpected. Can't say I know them.
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Guy's a fake

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post Doggie wakes half way through dream...
Aaaaaaaah!
(Spin Its a thing., Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it recording?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post how do you know its recording?
the greatest issue in philosophy
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind all that - is it recording?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
but is IT recording?

aaaaah, consider the lilly
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, wait.... Now. Is it recording now?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You blew my mind.
*sits cross-legged*
OOooohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Did it wake up with a stiffy?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post it dreamt it was chewing a juicy bone and woke up then fell over

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
Confused and boggle eyed.
 (Sherbs, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 6:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Try that with a cat
and kiss your liver goodbye next time you're asleep
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post does he live up to his name?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:35, Reply)
This is a link post Amusingly named orthodontist
Not sure what he puts in your mouth or his success rate...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
This is a link post Piece of piss.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly cunt doesn't know how to ride on roads
He hardly turned in at all to that curve.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He's on a hover bike

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not countersteering

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He will die quite soon.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hey, Rockatansky - chill out, man!!"

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post just get an ostrich egg as nature intended

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post “It's not food, it's violence.”

(emptyspace, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post In death it has a name
Its name is Snowy Paulson.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Snowy Oyakodon Paulson
 (emptyspace, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post click on the fertilised egg one

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is life. We eat living things and then shit them out our ass. None of us asked for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This should be on the wall of every classroom

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what it tastes like?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post you get the biggest eggy farts ever

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Eggsellent. That's got to be hard to beat, he's really cracked it. Only yolking, looks fowl.
 (itilliterate, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like...
you've Benedicted to egg puns
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
I print out all the best egg puns, and put them in an albumen.
 (itilliterate, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a dreadful yolk

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've already done the joke/yolk pun, you poached it from me.
 (itilliterate, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post all these puns are egg-sausting
I'm b-egging you to stop
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I would, but someone egged me on.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not marketable. This idea simply won't shell to the public.

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 6:47, Reply)
This is a normal post the first one had all the puns
not worth reading the rest ovum
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I don't know. Some of them cracked me up.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post disappoint
Was expecting chocolate fondant style eggy oozing at the cut through. I have occasionally made scrambled egg this way of the back of a meringue and thoroughly enjoyed.
 (sithemong, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ive had this plenty of times in china.
tastes like egg.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post but yolks are tastier runny!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Preview screen makes it look like some weird japanese food which is just made of chemicals

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post nothing personal samwise
but that fails to lift my spirits in any way.
at all
nothing redeeming about it.
sorry about that.
but i am in a majorly shit mood.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ows
how about this from the popular page?
www.nymeta.co/poor-dogs-learned-quickly-bees-food/
 (macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Oct 2014, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post tbh
i did see this bee thing before I got pissed off and it made my neck hurt with laughing. just the ticket. apols for being a grouch but this is my therapy area i come to most times.

ta muchly
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post Pet pampering company
With unfortunate name.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post does the van contain sweets?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post nk swedts just puppy's and towels and some leather restraints

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post a woman
*slicks back hair*

asl?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I see that you don't trust your judgement,

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post where would we be without wikhow?
www.wikihow.com/Get-Your-Friends-to-Trust-You
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hello. don't you seem lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post lets go into private chat
and swap pics
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That is not very lady like victoria.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post buy tokenz come pvt cht bb

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post sexy 18 yr old
lookin 4 couplez
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post /ac

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabloid hack seeks MP

(emptyspace, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post For mutual developing intrest

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I need a picture of a member

(emptyspace, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post anyone wanna cam on MSN?
v horny
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Animal Hospital?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post googled animal hospital, found this (ahem, in my bookmarks)
www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/ex-madam-reveals-acted-rolf-harris-2032516
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)

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