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This is a link post Man Captain I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha !

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that's brill that!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done that!

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
This is a link post Map of rude place names
Titter ye not
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of them are stretching it a bit
And can someone tell me why Steyning is rude?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they're pronouncing it "Staining" instead of "Stenning"?
That's all I'm able to come up with.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Knutsford?
Really?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ere! what about the east then?
wetwang
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I was banned from taking a detour to Wetwang for a photo of the sign
Managed to visit a Bell End Farm a week later instead though, so not a complete loss.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to live in Twatt
trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post Fat White Family - Cream of the Young - Not safe for vegetarians or the recently dined NSFW
Unhealthy people with questionable attituides find guitars and camera in ditch: occasionally naff, occasionally awesome.

Bad music for and by Bad People.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post and mostly buggerable

(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Their last video made me lol.
Amazing how much they're pushed by Vice/The Quietus &c....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post They are def. the current Press Darlings
See them now before they implode in an orgy of drugs and insanity.

I just wish their last album had had an album's worth of songs on it.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That letter 'A' looks kind of familiar
Some where between this and this.
 (felixcoen, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_Ex
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Or
this
 (I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it looked like the Slazenger logo.

(Fluffster, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm expecting lots of puff about the Orion test tomorrow
and a lot about the hypothetical stuff they probably won't get clearance or budget for (like the asteroid redirect mission).

Meantime, Japan are about to launch an asteroid sample return mission:
www.spaceflight101.com/hayabusa-2-mission-updates.html
Liftoff is scheduled for the not at all unsociable time of 4:22:04 AM.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post Toy Story meets Road Warrior
Explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
me too
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post and me

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
This is a link post Skillz
*throws money at window*
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post 'That's obviously been traced, on a roller coaster.'
lol
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't see the point of this
if you're going to draw a picture that realistic you might as well just take a photograph.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Megafakeygaybo.
Or just someone taking the pish.
Either way, I'm in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a website:
laksalamendis.wix.com/handdrawnportraits
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
This is a link post Better than Netflix

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of trying to play Syndicate on an Amiga 1200.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post did you say monkey island?

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Welp. There goes my week!
 (syntactic, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post All You Zombies
So i was watching a film called Predestination a while back and I found out it was based on this short story. The time paradox made my head hurt a little (the drink had nothing to do with it). I think some of you may enjoy it
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post never read any of his short stories i'll take a look later
the moon is a harsh mistress is a fantastic book though
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I should really read that
Its been on my reading list for a while now
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post also this might be of interest to you as its in a similiar vein
www.imdb.com/title/tt0480669/?ref_=nv_sr_1
just watched it myself its a really good scifi thriller which doesn't rely on explosions and cgi
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, ill check that out tonight :)
Here is another from me then :P www.imdb.com/title/tt0485947/?ref_=nv_sr_1
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post YES
Its a tricky one to get your head round, but its only a short story.
I love his books.

'Rolling Stones' is a good short one to start, proper 50's perspective that people would soon live on the moon. Also 'Man Who Sold the Moon'
'Roads Must Roll' is even shorter, about trade union action.

I won't be reading 'Time Enough For Love' or 'To Sail Beyond the Sunset' again because the incestuous bits made me uneasy. So read anything of his but avoid those! (unless you like that sort of thing)
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Try P K Dick`s short stories and novellas if you want tricky then
Harlan Ellison is another one, as is original pulp editor/writer/ talentspotter/teacher Fred Pohl.
.
Heinlein did too kiddy stuff like starship poopers that even when I was 7 yrs and allowed to to use the senior library was not really readable as a grown up book for me even then, Stranger in a strange land was something I remember.

The depiction of sex in SF is usually clunky and homespun 1950`s unless it is very odd " rishathra" or marginal, " I have no mouth and my scream" or dangerous visions : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Visions.

Good short stories do make you do the work and think. The original short that total recall is based on is only 3 pages (4 in standard PB format?) and much better pictures than the film!!

Re lurks
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that last night and thought it was rather predictable bumwash.
Watched Fury too (on that Rainierland site) and it was ace. Lots of 'splosions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post Porn quietly banned today
'While the measures won't stop people from watching whatever genre of porn they desire, as video shot abroad can still be viewed, they do impose severe restrictions on content created in the UK'

Apparently, fisting is life endangering. I'll have to tell 'Spades' to slow down a bit.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post A hard blow for /talk
or not a blow, as it were
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems right and proper
This kind of thing is highly offensive when performed by actresses speaking the Queen's English. These kind of acts should be the preserve of mucky foreign types.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno what British porn you've been watching...
...but they don't generally speak the Queen's English.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The queen probably speaks just like that when she's being ploughed

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That 's on the other banned list.
The one with the gag order so plebs are not "in the know".
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't finger the head when she's in that state and all that.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post How female ejaculation is life threatening eludes me.
Are they afraid someone could be drowned down there?
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It may go in your eye and obscure your vision, preventing you from responding appropriately to oncoming traffic
Or in tricky moments such as landing.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Notice that they didn't ban male ejaculation
Cunts.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post How to be both a moral highgrounder
and a sexist pig.

Problys a bigot too.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
there's no medical (or scientific) consensus on what female ejaculation actually is, or if it even exists. The current official thinking is that if any liquid is squirted out then it's actually urine, and since that is already banned in UK porn (at least urinating on someone) it stands to reason they would ban female ejaculation. Of course all the squirters and gushers you see in porn have pumped themselves full of liquid beforehand anyway, so I guess there might legitimately be a medical risk, depending on how that is done.
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Mitchell Cobb put it best in the comment section
"blaming this on feminism seems disingenuous to say the least. most of the feminists i've known are downright filthy - proper finger up the arse business and all that"

Damn straight Mitch.
 (felixcoen, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking dirty feminists
coming over here and making our porn obscene
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think those prostitutes were feminists

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post They were when he paid them extra to be.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 'yea baby, burn that bra. Now ask for equal pay. Oooooh yea. Such a dirty girl asking for at least a quarter of MPs be female.'
'Gonna respect your brains out.'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Most English porn is shit already anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ah nono, the shit is being removed I think

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Nutela
I swear guv'
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post the board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:
Facesitting


THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post what if the arse is face-up and the face is face-down?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that's face to arse planting
slightly different, just don't film it upside down as no one would know, possible plausible deniability? Just say the facesitting was face to arse planting filmed upside down to give the illusion of facesitting,
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to see the brains trust is already looking for loop holes.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Any hole actually
That is not banned.

The fisting thing is a bit weird.
In the "real world" it's something only a woman does to another woman.
I use to know lesbians in Paris who did it, the description of the "how to" makes changing a head gasket on an early Vtec easy.
THe overall impression is that the person doing it got about as much out of it as the person receiving.

As a side note, in a bar, while we were in a big talk about something else or other, some semi drunk meat head crashed the conversation bragging he had the biggest dick, that lesbians needed a big dick like his, dicks are the best etc.
One of the girls silently thrust her fist in front the jerks face.
twisted it in, out and then slowly opened her fist like a kinda flower.
"As big as this" she asked, Jerk left.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree, depends on relative sizes, hand v clunge and how gentle one is.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have big hands.
And I asked, and compared.
I did not expect an average ladies hand to be so small when the fingers are "peaked".
I imagine they do it for pleasure not a drunken "I can fit this fire extinguisher up my arse with loads of industrial lubricant" challenge for the sake of it that men are into.
That being said, your dike mileage my vary and yes, I've shagged one clunge that your average power lifter could fit their elbow in.
But I've been led to believe that is rare occurrence.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Penetration by any object "associated with violence"'
What? Like a 'man'?

AM I RITE GURLZ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post stop trying to get into their pants

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post that's my weekend blown out of the water then!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post VHS Head - Camera Eyes NSFW I made this!
I did a wee supercut video to Camera Eyes by VHS Head. It's basically just an excuse to synchronize vast swathes of violence and nudity to electronic music.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Gets me hard.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Hell! That just about had everything.
No shots from Porky's?
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good stuff...what was that last bit from? (subway hammering).
 (loci, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The Raid 2

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ahhh been meaning to watch it...first was great.
 (loci, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post My mates done some stuff for VHS Head too
vimeo.com/65295741
 (Thespacepope, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Also awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This contains a good selection of my favourite things.
Bravo!
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Any copyright issues with that?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'm not making any money from it and it's completely unofficial - ie just for fun
If someone takes issue with it, it'll get taken down. Simple as that.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fucking awesome.
You're a talented bunny.
No idea what career you're pursuing but you're not going to have to suck any knobs to get into a post house or similar (unless you're 50-odd).
 (I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post Katzenjammer, Ben Caplan And The Trondheim Soloists - Fairytale Of New York
Right you miserable fuckers, get in the christmas spirit.

Caution, contains kooky ladies, colour crush and massive beards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post KILL......IT..........WITH......................FIRE!!!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm, it's not bad, but it could do with being a little bit more annoyingly over the top

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was in no way as good as The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst as much as I like Katzenjammer I would agree, however I haven't heard this versions over one million times.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ben Caplan
appears to resemble Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal

 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is which?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post From L to R
Capfizz, Giglan
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do people think that this sort of thing is Christmassy.
It's a load of cunt. Including the original.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Drinking too much, getting arrested, arguing with your other half.... how much more fucking christmassy do you want it?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nail, head.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit demanding aint ya luv?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I always think they're missing the point when this gets covered.
It's too nice.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bitter sweet, human condition, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This!
The fact the were smiling and having a bit of a laugh detracted from the original to me. Still, gave me two bands I'd probably enjoy to go off and investigate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post None of them are anywhere near drunk enough

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post We are miserable fuckers... NSFW

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post trufax

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Laugh? we nearly shat
I haven't laughed so much since grandma died, or when aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle.

That's gotta be up there with one of the best lines of all time.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Derick and Clive!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't that guy play Russell Brand in a movie?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaas-holes!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post At the start of this I didn't remember a word,
As it played out I remembered each line perfectly from uttering of the first word of that line. I bloody love Derek and Clive, I need to dig the albums out.
 (13ffx should be working..., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post two wild and crazy guys

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I presume the audience are watching something else.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Steve Martin kills himself.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm with you on this one! can't stand the twat!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I forgive him all the shit for
The Man With Two Brains.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post At least Barrymore had a comedy coke/fisting/drowning pool death at his house.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Which Barrymore was it?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oh SNL!
98% shit with 2% hit
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post Gummy bear penis shock turns parents sour
The question is: which b3tan did that.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post They're still disgusted 3 months later?
Some people need to get a perspective on things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post so disgusted, they're happy to show it to every newspaper photographer
who will then publish it in newspapers, and online newspapers, which are not age restricted
if he was that offended, he should've eaten it quickly
eat that cock - I say
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes everyone has to eat a cock or two
Everyone.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ''I don't find anything amusing about it at all. I find it disgusting,'' she said
Hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes you wonder where their kids came from...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Mr Van de Geest said he had imported lollies from around the world for 25 years and an offensive lolly had never been included in a mix before."
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)
This is a link post I think I'm going to jizz
New game-playing Sinclair Spectrum
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post why not just use a raspberry pi?
it would cost a hell of a lot less than £100 per unit, that's an absurd price, regardless of the case.

www.raspberrypi.org/fuse-a-zx-spectrum-emulator-running-on-raspberry-pi/

blog.tynemouthsoftware.co.uk/2014/08/raspberry-pi-b-zx-spectrum-usb-keyboard.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
But I want THAT one. Money donated.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm genuinly surprised the keyboard membrane is still working on that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post to be honest the original wasn't very reliable was it?
unless i had a knackered one
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post They were really crap
I searched every computer hardware shop in cambridge trying to find a replacement for mine without joy..

In the end hand to plug wires directly into the socket and "hotwire" Load""
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
jobs a good'n'!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it have an authentic mode where you sit waiting for the game to load for 15 minutes
before being greeted by LOAD ERROR! (or whatever the Speccy used to say, I was a C64 chap myself)
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 15 minutes!!!
That's near 4G speed compared to the time some games took to load. Seem to recall Jet Set Willy took 30 minutes+
 (Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 30 minutes? Ha! We used to pray to Gay Satan for 30 minutes.
It took Horace Goes On The Dole a full fortnight to load. And even when it did - which was as rare as hen's teeth - the computer would implode and take the whole street with it back to the level of hell it whence came.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Luxury!
We were so poor we had to memorise the machine code then recreate the appropriate tones and noises with only a microphone, car battery and jump leads attached to our testicles.

Manic Miner would take 2 months to load, and when or even if it did we were raided by the thatchers private police for striking and beaten within an inch of our lives.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post haha hungry horace was literally like that on Dragon 64
only got to play it once as far as i remember and it was stupidly difficult
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Could Hungry Horace beeeeeee more derivative?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, slightly less than 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrJLBUilIg

I guess time just moved a lot slower when we were impatient kids staring at our tellies
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post How the fuck am I going to type the games in from CVG with that keyboard?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering about adventure games.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Getting out of the goblins dungeon is hard enough without this handy cap.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post euphemism overload!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The Spectrum was shit then, and it's shit now.
If you want a retro computer buy a Commodore FFS.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post C64 had a nice keyboard and Uridium was ace but the colours were so muddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You're joking right?
The Spectrum didn't even have proper sprites. Geez.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Aint capable of playing lords of midnight
or Hobbit with that crappy gamepad getup. Oh and it should be a kempston joystick not some shitty pad.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post and not a spectrum.
But apart from that, great idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not sure about this. What's Mario Balotelli's view on it?
 (itilliterate, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many of the crowd have any idea what they're watching :(

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=22M-xkkqKS8

Two girls dance to the DragonQuest music
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post You better watch out, You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is dropping the kids off at the pool.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post this is ugly

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post Apologies for Mash link, but I did enjoy this...
Number of housewives needing sex with any male internet user reaching crisis point
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I recently change my sex on Facebook
From Male to Female - as I was curious as to what adverts I would get instead of the 'Gambling' and 'Meet Local Girls' adverts I usually get.

As a female I got 'Meet Genuine Lesbians' and '£30 off Foxybingo'

www.wastedspace.co.uk/b3ta/FacebookFemale.JPG
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Any luck with either?
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No, seems the ladies on pink cupid aren't interested in doing 'shows'

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post World Cinema?
The filthy cow!
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)

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