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This is a link post How to relight a candle using the candle smoke
Cooooooool*

*I can't be held responsible for any impending house fires
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post My children discovered this trick a couple of weeks ago.
Why our house hasn't been burnt to the ground by now is anyone's guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Also works with ovens.
Stick your head in yours and try it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's not smoke is it? It's vapour.
paraffin wax is not soya wax. The former will always leave a black sooty residue if you try to extinguish it, and while burning sends it up into the air. Soya wax has almost no sooty residue. So the next time you buy a present for some female family member you really don't give a shit about, make sure that scented candle is soya wax, pricier yes, but so much less of a carbon footprint.

TL:DR paraffin wax contains paraffin, which is flammable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanx!
killing the magic really gives me a chubby
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 15 May 2015, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post R U OK HUN??????
You should be a teacher. Fuck the most basic chemistry, just tell the kiddies it's magic. Dumb it down.
Hydrocarbons have a tendency to be flammable. Paraffin is a hydrocarbon. They come from oil. Fracking is bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 May 2015, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Soy is bad.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi oi, saveloy!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Palm oil is becoming evil.
Let's face it, entropy is just such a bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 May 2015, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's becoming rancid, don't reuse your personal lubricant so many times

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 15 May 2015, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Soy is people!
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:09, Reply)
This is a link post Lots of episodes of Commando Cody: Sky Marshall of the Universe

how come I never heard of this? Ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post Why can't here be a good arm of the government? I made this!

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post To get to the other side...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post How does he smell?

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Wherever he wants

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post and those who don't.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 15 May 2015, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post No, she went of her own accord.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:23, Reply)
This is a link post Walt Disney Recycled Animation Scenes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
A few more exploding heads would be good though ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I love them vids :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Just went through that tumblr again
Still think this is my favourite gif on there:

 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 14 May 2015, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post or, maintaining consistency across a 70 year catalogue
and deliberately incorporating visual cues to stir memories/emotions
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's exactly what it is and it's fucking BRILLIANT.
Well done them*

*that all sounds like sarcasm, it isn't though, i truly think it's wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post True but it works for me

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I may be a hopeless cynic, but I'm still going to go with laziness.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure they could recycle the wireframe pre-rendered animations and just re-skin them in 1973...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I was thinking would it really be any easier to "recycle" animation like that

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It was money
or rather, a lack thereof back in the 70's. Disney came bloody close to going under at one point. It was quicker (and therefore cheaper) to trace old animations than create new ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 15 May 2015, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post - - WARNING - -
Contains the music for "Its a Small World".
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post it should say pearoast on the cover...still beautifully done though

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I may look more like Baloo than a princess these days
I still wanted to dance.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post Since it's DashCam night, have my journey home from work I made this!
Bought myself a helmet cam so I can bore people too. Probably needs more Northern-accented commentary though...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You drive much too fast.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. And plenty of undertaking, lane splitting, and generally being an arsehole.
Who needs white water rafting on the Zambezi, BASE jumping or high altitude parcour in Dubai when you've got a motorbike in London?
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 21 miles in 2 mins 44 seconds must be about 450mph!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 14 May 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that's about right. Solid rocket boosters and Dilithium crystals.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post And magnets.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bloody long commute
I hope you get paid in metric shed loads of cash.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 21 miles. Mainly congested North Circular. Luckily only twice a week.
What could possibly go wrong!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Neville Chamberlain's
Favourite one-liner.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Parking in our time

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking at a 140 mile daily round trip if I get the job I'm trying for.
Four hours lost out of every working day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Podcasts are ace for long trips. Or audio books
Caustic Soda podcast will do you a few weeks, and Dan Carlin's hardcore history is great too.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "Live every day (well, day when you go into work) like it's your last"

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Next time drive into an Asda carpark, then drive around it complaining about EVERYTHING for a couple of minutes.
MEGA-HIT-VIDEO.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a shit commute.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Mondays and Thursdays 15 miles to wimpole street, Tuesdays and Wednesdays 21 mils to Stanmore. Fridays 6 miles to Stepney. 114 miles a week in all weathers on a motorbike in central London and never been knocked off. And I never will. Atheist till I die!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post North fucking circular.
enough said.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!
I'll get me a Go-Pro or something and make something similar one day. My journey to Oxford Circus every day is a laugh a minute.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post diy pixar lamp
hackaday.com/2015/05/12/robo-lamp-is-too-damn-cute/
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
*Throws money at screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post white lamps can't jump

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Seen a few similar clips to this recently, does that mean the Aliens/Portal sentry guns are now cheaply practical?
 (Benzyl, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post Living in the Canary Islands and don't know who to vote for?
Frente Popular de Judea en Canarias wants your vote!

Brian es nuestro profeta y los Monty Phyton nuestros Dioses
www.facebook.com/frentepopulardejudeadecanarias
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ¿Qué?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
people called romans they go the house?
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HOW MANY ROMANS??!!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I showed that scene to some Latin students of mine
and they didn't get it, because they don't have the experience of getting routinely yelled at by their Latin teacher about grammar. It made me feel like I'd abandoned an important tradition of classical education.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your yelling hat on, dear.
ANd terrorise those students.
A life of head shrinker's and anxiolytics is all good and proper.
They'll vote Tory and all that.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Scorchio!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Splitters!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post Saw the Rush show this week with my lads, part of their "farewell" R40 tour. Fantastic!
So here is 2112 Overture & Temples of Syrinx for you.

My thoughts: It is obvious these three men are musicians, not in it for the girls, cocaine or celebrity, but hard working, self-improving musicians. I continue to be amazed at their stamina. When some of the crowd looked tired after 2.5 plus hours of music, the band was still soldiering on. Great concert!

And no photos: once the concert started, I put the dern phone away and actually experienced it with my God-given senses, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post BC! I haven't seen you since ....BC
Before Cameron...
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa! That has been a long time!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you comparing David Cameron to Jesus?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Trust you to make that massive leap of logic.
In the throws of a Tory Tangerine 'David Cameron (TM)' Stocking Wank were we?
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno... were you?
Also... tangerine?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhpaps my Cameron image would have been more appropriate here.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
You're one of the people who used to pose real answers on qotw.
When did that go out of fashion?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the things that brought me to b3ta in the first place. Now, it seems a bit more provincial.
Still, the idea of a community away from home is a nice one.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You know not the Tory Tangerine wanks?
Do a google my friend, it will open your brown eye. Tory party, party of deviants and perverts.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The one in Eastleigh was a mate of my brother
Funniest 3d suicide note ever
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
wikispooks.com/wiki/Stephen_Milligan
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 15 May 2015, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
How many farewells is it now?
Please just stop with this MOR dinosaur rock shit and fuck off to the OAP home...
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Awful

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Post some Queensryche.... Now!

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done them. Can still knock out a good show without being sad
Can't believe how long ago I bought "Spirit of the Radio" and I was supposed to be a punk! Was just a good track.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:29, Reply)
This is a link post Nice, Ron

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless you.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
sometimes vines can be funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post this is just something funny caught on camera
In general, vines are unfunny people doing shitty short videos that make me cringe.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
vines are not funny ever. Your link is shit. Discount my "I like this" forthwith.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post can't argue with that

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh deer :(

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post staggering

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Doh!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post How to Prevent Running Shoe Blisters With a “Heel Lock” or “Lace Lock”
So that's why they have an extra hole?
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've been doing this for years and it makes a bit of a difference but it also makes them a bastard to undo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop them undoing then? :)

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a brilliant technique for this
It's called a car
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And a fast bastard driving it.
Up North.
At 40Mph.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this video and tried this the other day
didn't notice much difference but they were illfitting shite trainers anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this video and tried this the other day
then realized that as a thalidomide i couldnt reach the laces in the first place
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post why don't you buy some good ones then?
oh Ginger Führer
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you need a tree stump to obtain full effect?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post you wood
yes
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's knot true is it.

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post leaf me alone.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop barking at him.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
I tie my football boots with the reverse way of doing them and then the knot is correct and stays tighter for longer.
I saw it on here a few years ago and it really works especially when you are running about ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh blimey, I wish I knew this a few days ago
I'm still nursing blisters
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Just get trainers that fit properly

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 14 May 2015, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Making Fishhook from Natural Materials
After watching 'The Island' last night ,this might save your life... .
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ray Mears is ace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Xdd6EAX1s
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He is, however, a complete bore IRL or so I'm told.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears you need to catch a fish
before you can make the fish hook... unless you've become stranded in the wilderness with a halibut in your pocket.
 (I helped save b3ta! imbatman, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post is that a halibut in your pocket
or are you just ....
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Carrion

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Carry on Hallibut?
Is that included in the air fare?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Carrion , no fing to sea.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems fishy, Time to investigate,
Look in on Mrs Bottomley at No 24. She's complaining of suspicious activities in the rear of her premise.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post classic scenario
of being stuck in the woods with fishing line but no fish hooks
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Meerkat Man' @ 0.30

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I found the man behind the camera just as annoying.
"I'm going to plaster your face across YouTube" in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What a THREAT! :D
This is truly the wussiest generation in history.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
"you owe me twenty pounds for a takeaway." Say what?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was just pointing out what
a cunt he was being.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It is also being a cunt to film strangers.
I bet he didn't ask Meercat, the Hat or Mr Shouty's permission to film them for his channel's "content".
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good point.
At first I thought "so what?" but Mr Shouty could well lose his job if his employers see this.

Mind you that might not be a bad thing for his blood pressure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
but if he said "you owe me twenty quid for a taxi" I could see the the logic as the guy had delayed the train, but what has his gut got to do with it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Also what's he getting from a takeaway for £20?
Lobster facking jalfrezi?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Lobster Jalfrezi
sounds amazing
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post with a diet coke/pepsi/fizzy piss water

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Conductor needs a new job
if a little scrote like that makes him lose it. I feel his blood pressure rising

Edit: also, I don't think the train company would tolerate a passenger getting in the face of the conductor and shouting like the conductor does. I think they'd term that "verbal abuse" or somesuch
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I thought that.
I'm hoping that David Cameron's new take on the Human Rights Act allows us to throw scallies like this from high-speed moving trains if they've not paid their fare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post as the video doesn't show the guy doing anything wrong
this video will not help matters! All it shows is an aggressive conductor and a gobby voyeur.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Try being a conductor for a day.
and see how long it takes for you to get angry? I hated dealing with pricks like this all the time.

was a regular occurrence for me. "can I see your ticket please?" "FUCK OFF I HAVEN'T GOT ONE FUCK OFF I'M NOT PAYING YOU CUNT" basically how the conversation goes, then you're supposed to give someone like that good customer service? Fuck that. Twat gets the service he deserves.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post Vagina Cups... In spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I always feel these must make for a smelly muffin

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 14 May 2015, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's got wings.
You don't need wings in Space!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Heresy.
They're only the band the Beatles could've been.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what has been keeping me from going to space.
If I can't smell my coffee and drink it from a vag, then what is the point really.
 (Haz, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:32, Reply)
This is a link post new car Thursday
Flip the Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post Boulevard of Frozen Dreams
Having been saturated with Frozen songs for longer than I can remember, this rather amused me.

Seems pretty well executed too.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)
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You're expecting me to watch a video containing both green day and that apparently annoying frozen song?......are you mad?
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch it or not - please yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I will please myself with or without your consent

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Now look here Sunny Jim I don't need people like you telling me what you can or can't do.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Claps"
I actually applauded this response.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I like a bit of animation
but I can't bring myself to watch Frozen, it looks like the shitest film Disney has made for years. But it's really popular :?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly, it's actually really rather good.
Apart from the "sassy" snowman thing who seems to have intruded from a shitter film.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post couldn't get past 10 mins
I'll give it another try someday
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The Snowman?
Did he not play Jar Jar in another production?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Really good movie, ruined by snowman "comedy" relief and nightmare fuel (when he melts).

Tangled is better. Frozen has better songs, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It has a kids song with the word "Fractal" in it
which I appreciate, but it is sung by a woman that sounds like she probably doesn't know what a fractal is, and just got on and sang the word without asking.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a bit shittily executed actually.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a link post Audi RS3 advert
This is just wrong. Wrong wrong wrong
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Bad idea.

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 May 2015, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post dun a shit

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post HA! ^this

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuuuuck
Did they have H. R. Geiger as art director on that?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post no
he dieded
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hi, we need an ad for a car. Money no object."
"No object?"
"Not at all. But it's for an Audi, so it's got to appeal to cunts. I mean full-blown, utter spastics. The worst drivers on the road. Scum of humanity, you know?"
"Totally. Lots of gleam and sparkle but no substance. Ultimate penis-substitute. Little boy racer wankfest."
"NICE ONE"
*sound of fuckloads of coke being done*
The End.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They did a ridiculous money-no-object Sci-Fi Audi advert already. Called it "i-Robot"

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ very much this

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness
For quite some time now, car adverts have been flashy and pretentious. It's just a thing, like perfume ads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im23e4Z-gY
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^goes out under the cover of darkness each night
to fuck his neighbour's audi.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
*blows gasket*
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 14 May 2015, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's from the company known for its previous goatse ads

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Audi having a laugh?

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post POV of (i think) the same event:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-85s25d-FI
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thing there wasn't a parked car buried in that snow

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I would expect no less

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work.
Proving that gravity still works and some Russians are still stupid.
 (mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)

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