Was looking for IP cameras and came across this Soldcrazy Intelligent Wireless Remote Control Auto-charging Accompany Robot Ranababy for Pet Baby Elders Robot Monitor with IP Camera Remote Control(White). It sounds interesting.
How dare you to touch my ass?
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How dare you to touch my ass?
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Touch Interactive: Do not touch my stomach if you touched me, I'll laugh stagger forward and back. How dare you to touch my ass? (Twisted its ass, it will make a shy voice.)
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This is mentioned in the The Protocols of the Pet Baby Elders of Zion.
*adds tinfoil to basket*
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*adds tinfoil to basket*
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hahahaa
Mom can talk with the baby and play games with baby, such as hide and sick.
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Mom can talk with the baby and play games with baby, such as hide and sick.
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" How dare you to touch my ass? (Twisted its ass, it will make a shy voice.)"
Don't think we need to worry about Skynet enslaving us quite yet.
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Don't think we need to worry about Skynet enslaving us quite yet.
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Richard Herring meets Danny Baker
Had to drive from London to Manchester and back today and the Richard Herring podcast made it fly past. This one in particular had me howling with laughter.
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Had to drive from London to Manchester and back today and the Richard Herring podcast made it fly past. This one in particular had me howling with laughter.
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exactly. he's no sockerbagaren
after seeing Danny sweating profusely in a chair, I only want to listen to the gentle, soothing music of a 19th century Danish Christmas song about a sugar baker to be at ease with the world again
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after seeing Danny sweating profusely in a chair, I only want to listen to the gentle, soothing music of a 19th century Danish Christmas song about a sugar baker to be at ease with the world again
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I saw Herring live as a guest on Just A Minute
He was so arse-crawlingly in awe of Nicholas Parsons it was embarrassing to see. He kept interrupting and generally being a tit. Parsons was generally very professional, but in the end his annoyance was obvious.
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He was so arse-crawlingly in awe of Nicholas Parsons it was embarrassing to see. He kept interrupting and generally being a tit. Parsons was generally very professional, but in the end his annoyance was obvious.
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That might be why this one worked for me
He basically said "Here's Danny Baker"... and then didn't get a word in edgewise for another 20 minutes or so.
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He basically said "Here's Danny Baker"... and then didn't get a word in edgewise for another 20 minutes or so.
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I'll be honest and say I haven't watched the vid yet
I didn't used to rate Baker at all, but he has gradually grown on me.
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I didn't used to rate Baker at all, but he has gradually grown on me.
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Who was that cunt with the expensive watch trying to patronise Danny Baker?
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It's a great show
You should listen to the Johnny Vegas one, that was one of the best
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You should listen to the Johnny Vegas one, that was one of the best
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Thanks for the warning that that cunt was interviewed, I'll be giving that one a miss.
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There's a Richard Herring backlash now? How the fuck could you hate on that cheeky amiable chappy?
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Huge fan of Baker
Have appeared on his Saturday morning show. Cheers. I will enjoy this later :)
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Have appeared on his Saturday morning show. Cheers. I will enjoy this later :)
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Bowie..
I made this!
Hiya, here's a thing we did.
It's kind of a cover version of 'Letter To Hermione'.
Down tempo,electronic sort of thing, with some nice singing : )
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Hiya, here's a thing we did.
It's kind of a cover version of 'Letter To Hermione'.
Down tempo,electronic sort of thing, with some nice singing : )
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messed up in the right kind of way. like the vocals. id listen again.
OOOooh
couple of tracks I recorded last year, only uploaded recently. go for Auto Negativ if you like repetitive, motorik, Kraftwerk influenced jams..
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OOOooh
couple of tracks I recorded last year, only uploaded recently. go for Auto Negativ if you like repetitive, motorik, Kraftwerk influenced jams..
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Aces.
Cheers for listening.
Digging your track 'Transrapid Motion' : )
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Cheers for listening.
Digging your track 'Transrapid Motion' : )
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Lucy in the sky with diamonds , lucie in the sky with diamonds
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#SmakMyBadger EP97 - Live Electronic Music Mix
I made this!
More of this weeks new releases, trying to read out your posts live on air and an image challenge to win £70 of MP3s.
Simple, right? What could go wrong!?
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More of this weeks new releases, trying to read out your posts live on air and an image challenge to win £70 of MP3s.
Simple, right? What could go wrong!?
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How to open a bottle with a cucumber
Works for all glass bottles.
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Works for all glass bottles.
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If I find my self surrounded by beer bottles but no cucumbers could I use a courgette instead ?
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a courgette would probably work, but...
...it wouldn't be as cool as a cucumber
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...it wouldn't be as cool as a cucumber
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i think you could be on to something here fluffster -
automated bottle opener, simply place bottle on raised surface and wait for cat. genius.
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automated bottle opener, simply place bottle on raised surface and wait for cat. genius.
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I bet your the posh type and only use M&S asparagus
To open your chilled lambing
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To open your chilled lambing
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oh no i dont use that revolting filth
i get the organic naturally grown asparagus from pappie's quinoa farm
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i get the organic naturally grown asparagus from pappie's quinoa farm
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What a load of utter bollocks
Next week, he's rubbing his cucumber on young children.
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Next week, he's rubbing his cucumber on young children.
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I thought I recognised the voice..
It's almost identical to the narrator of another Youtube channel that my son enjoys - Thomas and His Friends toys having a gangbang with Peppa Pig and a few Minions while selling Kinder Eggs to children in a shit nihilistic version of the real Thomas the Tank engine which at least had plots and characters. and RINGO STARR.
utter bollocks indeed. people like watching it though.
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It's almost identical to the narrator of another Youtube channel that my son enjoys - Thomas and His Friends toys having a gangbang with Peppa Pig and a few Minions while selling Kinder Eggs to children in a shit nihilistic version of the real Thomas the Tank engine which at least had plots and characters. and RINGO STARR.
utter bollocks indeed. people like watching it though.
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Who the fuck funds this sort of shit funny?
They are only encouraging the wankers to make more of this inane crap.
*finds
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They are only encouraging the wankers to make more of this inane crap.
*finds
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BLankety Quiz does Food&Drink
I made this!
In Bristol Tuesday
come check it out
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In Bristol Tuesday
come check it out
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I don't think so.
Original video youtu.be/WVuI_S-CmaI
Other guy reverse angle youtu.be/IKPQWuqEyEU
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Original video youtu.be/WVuI_S-CmaI
Other guy reverse angle youtu.be/IKPQWuqEyEU
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Yeah, they're going off the top of the Brevent cable car in Chamonix
Saw one jumping off there last time I went up there, nearly shat myself.
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Saw one jumping off there last time I went up there, nearly shat myself.
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hmmmm
Can't help but be reminded of a quiditch match given all the flapping capes
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Can't help but be reminded of a quiditch match given all the flapping capes
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Boring.
Jumping off a mountain with a big flappy coat. Big whoop.
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Jumping off a mountain with a big flappy coat. Big whoop.
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jumping off a mountain with a big flappy coat is an artform
see the one where they jump through a big vagina-shaped rock. its symbolic
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see the one where they jump through a big vagina-shaped rock. its symbolic
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Film it in HD 3D, stick it in a VR headset
Much clenching shall be done.
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Much clenching shall be done.
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Joe Pera talks you to sleep
If any of you are having trouble sleeping, here's something to help. Falling asleep is the best feeling in the world. Even better than harmonising with your boys.
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If any of you are having trouble sleeping, here's something to help. Falling asleep is the best feeling in the world. Even better than harmonising with your boys.
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I really enjoyed that
some proper laughs in it :D
cheers for the linkage!
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some proper laughs in it :D
cheers for the linkage!
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I Set The Sea On Fire - Hollows
I made this!
I spent last week getting killed in a cold abandoned warehouse for a mate's band's video.
Worth it, as it'S a a rather good tune.
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I spent last week getting killed in a cold abandoned warehouse for a mate's band's video.
Worth it, as it'S a a rather good tune.
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I quite liked that. The song rather than the video, although Marsha from Spaced scrubbed up well and Alexi Sayle's looking well. Dunno who ketchup bloke was though.
*Clicks 'I like this'*
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*Clicks 'I like this'*
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A few years ago I had to do a house dry after a flood
The customer was the the picture editor for the Times getting into a long chat with him about how long it would take dry his house and the sort of damage that we would find. I spotted a big picture of Ali on his wall and as talking to him about it and he went on to say that they were preparing a photo biography of him incase any thing happened to him .
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The customer was the the picture editor for the Times getting into a long chat with him about how long it would take dry his house and the sort of damage that we would find. I spotted a big picture of Ali on his wall and as talking to him about it and he went on to say that they were preparing a photo biography of him incase any thing happened to him .
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They are all dropping like flies, I reckon he has his work cut out keeping one step ahead
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I got given one of these for Christmas
I'll be going balls-out all night at this year's Dunwich Dynamo.
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I'll be going balls-out all night at this year's Dunwich Dynamo.
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Which one??
They range from eye-watering to sensuous to just plain comical.
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They range from eye-watering to sensuous to just plain comical.
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The last one
It must have made me laugh so hard that I forgot there were others.
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It must have made me laugh so hard that I forgot there were others.
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"Oh baby, I love you so much my... heart is glowing with a red heat."
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Is there a more asymmetric version for the Nazi bicycle?
youtube.com/watch?v=gm-9_jGCoho
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youtube.com/watch?v=gm-9_jGCoho
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You vile cunt
Snorted my coffee all over my keyboard.
And the laughter that followed showered the screen in nose coffee droplets.
You being so funny has consequences.
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Snorted my coffee all over my keyboard.
And the laughter that followed showered the screen in nose coffee droplets.
You being so funny has consequences.
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Sammy Head​-​Splitter and the Shit​-​Spitters
It's Sammy Head-Splitter and the Shit-Spitters. Shit in your hands and clap.
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It's Sammy Head-Splitter and the Shit-Spitters. Shit in your hands and clap.
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That's right fuckin' good, that is.
therefore I clicked "I like this" because I like this.
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therefore I clicked "I like this" because I like this.
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Russell Grant tweeted this picture a few days ago.
Looks like he's a fan of retro technology.
And his telly still gets Ceefax.
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Looks like he's a fan of retro technology.
And his telly still gets Ceefax.
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Fucking hell.
He's put a fair bit of weight on since that Jeremy Paxman interview! Suppose it's quitting all the drugs.
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He's put a fair bit of weight on since that Jeremy Paxman interview! Suppose it's quitting all the drugs.
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Fuck me, a Performa 5400!
Haven't seen one of those in many a year.
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Haven't seen one of those in many a year.
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Still got mine up in the attic somewhere. And a Classic II.
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I vaguely remember a kid at school had one
with a weird mouse, and some flight sim software.
He is now an airline pilot.
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with a weird mouse, and some flight sim software.
He is now an airline pilot.
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christ
that was painfully dull. Imagine being so thick that this gets you angry.
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that was painfully dull. Imagine being so thick that this gets you angry.
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Mohammed
You are painfully thick. Imagine being so dull that this gets you sanctimonious.
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You are painfully thick. Imagine being so dull that this gets you sanctimonious.
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meh
I don't have anything against this kind of thing per se, and it's good that people can say what they like.
It's just not very funny is it, I can't find it anything other than lazy and sad, but whatever works for you I guess.
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I don't have anything against this kind of thing per se, and it's good that people can say what they like.
It's just not very funny is it, I can't find it anything other than lazy and sad, but whatever works for you I guess.
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I wouldn't worry
He sees sanctimony everywhere. It's like his trigger word or something.
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He sees sanctimony everywhere. It's like his trigger word or something.
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Epic!
Can't wait to show this to the ladz down at the Dog and Fuckwit they'll fackin love it.
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Can't wait to show this to the ladz down at the Dog and Fuckwit they'll fackin love it.
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That floating head was scarey
Clickerty, I love CS
Good linkage
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Clickerty, I love CS
Good linkage
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Have a look at the uploaders channel
there is one about Mars as well which had me in hysterics
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there is one about Mars as well which had me in hysterics
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Stanhope should have kept quiet a bit longer
See Prufrock, that's what happens when you tell your mates their girlfriend is a wrong'un
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See Prufrock, that's what happens when you tell your mates their girlfriend is a wrong'un
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No.
My rectitude is intact. I am righteous. www.b3ta.com/links/1384646
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My rectitude is intact. I am righteous. www.b3ta.com/links/1384646
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Sure
Her hand is forced? Regardless of which side is right, she has to react to such an emphatic article from "the other side"
(Subject was supposed to be "Surely")
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Her hand is forced? Regardless of which side is right, she has to react to such an emphatic article from "the other side"
(Subject was supposed to be "Surely")
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wow
super crazY! my dog wants to know his secrets.
,,,,,
TRISHA GODDARD
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super crazY! my dog wants to know his secrets.
,,,,,
TRISHA GODDARD
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argh its that anklepants guy
he did that animatronic pigeon thing. Mind you he is one creative and intelligent chap. Just fucking weird.
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he did that animatronic pigeon thing. Mind you he is one creative and intelligent chap. Just fucking weird.
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And also Louis Salom the Moto2 go rider
Crashed during free practice for this weekend's catalonia gp.
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Crashed during free practice for this weekend's catalonia gp.
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thanks
I hadn't spotted that. Saw him live some many years back with Fairport.
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I hadn't spotted that. Saw him live some many years back with Fairport.
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