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This is a link post B3tard Choir Recital

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this how John McCriricks are made?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If chanted long enough an apparition of him in his pants will appear
And the world will end.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up about John McCrirck
You don't know him like I do.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean, "intimately"?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post People only see the tweed and the grotesque physical form
But he's a tender man and a generous lover.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 18 Jul 2016, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post in the biblical sense

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 7:34, Reply)
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A Mazda puta
A son of motor
A son of car
A raw hide dozer
...
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst Tommy Cooper ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post is there an extended version?

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Jul 2016, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post More about this guy here:
Pretty strange dude!

For those without translators, here is what Google does with it:

The porn producer Gerhard Hornbacher discovered one night on his roof to Antorianer Torok, who there with his flying saucer has landed. Hornbacher can the aliens overwhelm and obtained power over the officials and shapeshifter technology, from which it hopes to an enormous wealth. But instead of using the omnipotence of extraterrestrial devices directly, Hornbacher selects a complex way. As "founder" He opened the spiritual television station Channel Teleportal along with his porn Team. The founder assumes that the Mayan calendar predicted the end of the world for the year 2012 as an opportunity to 144,000 people a fee to grant the refuge on the planet Antoria. Support received by the founder of the porn actress Angella Atoma, now as God outputs mouthpiece Guriella. Channel Teleportal arises for Hornbacher out as a great loss business. This leads him to use the shapeshifter and so abusing the face of God as a debt collector. Finally the checkout and Hornbacher ringing sees itself as a multi-millionaire in Thailand, just not the plan would be there 9 of Antorianer.

Helmut Krauss as Gerhard Horn Bacher

Wolfgang Volz as animated God-shape

Kino Babylon by announcing the doomsday Premiere
Background [ Edit | Source Edit ]
The graphic Hordes visited in June 2008, together with the singer Jennah Karthes the TV station Kanal Telemedial during a live broadcast. From enthusiasm he wrote later on two days a screenplay for a film trash and turned this afterwards. [4]
The film satirizes not only Hornauer but caricatured the sect leader Uriella and other TV formats like Astro TV . As stylistic effects are used that the science fiction B-movies reminiscent of the 1950s.
One of these effects is the complete dubbing in post-production , [4] and some actors here of voiceover as Wolfgang Volz , Marianne bulk or Eberhard Prüter were dubbed.
The Actor Ingo Frischeisen was during television time Telemedial in the program as a presenter and musician in use. He parodied in the film as Ingo Ingold himself.
The drag artist Ades Zabel parodied as gossip reporter Gina Gaydt the IMAGE -Redakteurin Tina Gaedt that up to date with Horn Auer reported escapades. [5] [6] [7]
Actor Helmut Krauss commented on 11 May 2011 in Bettina Tietjen consignment The! As follows about the founder film: "... it has a script he made ​​on a television man, there is also, of now but has no channel. channel Telemedial was the earlier. " [8] .
Tele Medial trial [ Edit | Source Edit ]
Due to the notoriety Thomas Horn Auer , the film gained a certain media interest in its formative stages. Hornauer expressed during his live broadcasts multiply negatively about the film project, he suspected a mockery of its Tele Medial idea. [9] Hornauer was granted by the Landgericht Stuttgart the right to see the film before its theatrical release within two weeks twice, and against bodies which violate the honor of his person to object. [10] After the first appointment Hornauer Hordes informed via email that his person was not seen and he saw further steps as "boondoggle". Then, the film was released. [3]
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Rectal more like

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:59, Reply)
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Even though I know it's just one guy... I keep returning to it and watching the different hims open their eyes and suspiciously check what the other ones are doing.

The bottom left one does it the most. He's really fucking checking what the other ones are doing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:32, Reply)
This is a link post Entertaining Trump skewering by his own ghostwriter
tl;dr- Presidential candidate is powerfully odd human.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if he loses he'll start calling for a revolution, like he did when Obama got in again?
He's a megalomaniac, the perfect embodiment of the American dream in all its disgusting glory.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post every election they seem to find someone worse
It's pretty extraordinary really

I just hope all this isnt giving Alan Sugar any ideas
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a textbook narcissist
It's amazing he's gone as far as he has. I suspect this race will break him financially and seriously affect his business empire. And good riddance if it does.
 (MagicMoose, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post Snoop Dogg on Family Fortunes
A recipe for success.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post IN THE H'WAHT?!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 Jul 2016, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Pryor has put on a lot of weight
since he stopped doing all that coke
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly,
That's Les Dennis.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Did anyone get shot?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post Drone recovery I made this!
Hello, I'm still alive.

Here's me getting in a predicament with my quadcopter. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post fake

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Alan McGee - with no bands...
...turns to this sort of thing.
 (TX1 time to start..., Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Skillz!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a black moon on the rise

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:48, Reply)
This is a link post Latest SpaceX launch and landing - ISS supply mission
Lift off is after 16mins-ish.
This is the nerdier version with just the technical commentary.

There's a more entertaining version but every time the commentary gets interesting, it's drowned out by all the whooping/applause. Basically it sounds like a Jimmy Fallon episode.

[edit: I don't want to sound like a grumpy shit. It is SERIOUSLY stunning that they can do stuff like this - it's just a really crappy audio design choice]
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome, cheers
I knew it was happening but I figured I'd be damned if I was getting up at 4am to watch it.

24:40 for the good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post 16.30 surely?
Thats when it takes off.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ISS?
Not ISIS surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps
we could start a campaign to launch ISIS into space?
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Elton John and David Furnish 2021
also, that's perfect
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:11, Reply)
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haha! this cunt will kill us all!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:17, Reply)
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I'd happily build a wall around him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Please dont give him the launch codes
Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Hhahahaaahhahahahha Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Please dont give him the launch codes Hahhaa

aaaarrrrhhgg
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He has called for 'unpredictability' in the use of murca's nukes
Which with him in power might mean not using them

(clutching at straws here)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post No, give them to Hilary.
She has a history of starting wars.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:39, Reply)
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I made the mistake of looking on his twitter the other day, how is anyone talking him seriously? It was basically just him calling people really silly names, it was like the ramblings of a five year old.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Becuase most Americans have the brain capacity and education of 5 year olds?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I felt embarrassed reading his tweets.
It was like watching a child in a playground try to get one over on the people he doesn't like by calling them poo-poo head.

It's not even funny, the guy is clearly mentally retarded.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he is a perfect fit for about 50% of Amercians

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And he's going to make America great again

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure you can make something great
Just by putting your name across the top in massive gold letters. It'll be fascinating to watch though.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Again?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Because his followers are profoundly stupid

(MagicMoose, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post is this what the hipsters call a humblebrag?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post the epitome of humility

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Or possibly:
The headstone of humanity. KABOOM!
 (chompedhomas, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:27, Reply)
This is a link post Peace On Earth - U2

(chompedhomas, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 8:30, Reply)
This is a link post Oh noes
Save the Bono, forget the rest.......
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 2:30, Reply)
This is a link post Mork Calling Orson
dorks call it awesome: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-KaOJ_jVXI
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 1:19, Reply)
This is a link post The Curse of the Evil Devil Stone
Chicago's WLS Channel 7 - Eyewitness News (1980)
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:10, Reply)
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I found a shell on a beach, i called it 'The Shell'.

Two weeks after finding it i shat myself on the bus.

Coincidence?

Probably.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Coincidence?
No, incontinence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post amusing, this

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Brown piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That comes out with a hiss

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:07, Reply)
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First 10'seconds - "rock hard evidence".... surely can only have "rock hard proof"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Infinity symbol?
Where?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Indeed.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel it's so important to be punctual when you're the source of all evil©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post Deadly Peepholes NSFW I made this!
Peepholes, Peeping Tom’s, voyeurism and death. My new 1 Minute Movie Mashup (some violence in it).
(friendlyghost, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Have you heard of this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clock_(2010_film)

The amount of work is ridiculous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:15, Reply)
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Wow, that's amazing! Would love to see it live!
 (friendlyghost, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never had the chance.
There are quite a few clips on youtube, check it out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If you ever even see that there's a remote chance to go, do
it's absolutely incredible in person, mesmerisingly well edited and they put out sofas so you can just sit in the dark for ages staring - the longer you're there, the more you see these deeper patterns - we went after work so were there from about 7 'til 8:30 - different times of day have different feels - we had a lot of dinners and people getting ready to go out for the evening. Apparently in the early afternoon there's lots of affairs and illicit mistress-sex
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I certainly will.
I've heard so much about it for so long, i really want to see it.

It's an amazingly impressive thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That does sound very interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A mash-up of (in)famous peepholes is seriously lacking without the butler's hole (ooer) in White Mischief.
Just saying. Of course it might have been in there, may have missed it cos I had to smallerise the window what with all the seminakedness and swearing that occurs. Praps a NSFW? Or at least a 'keep looking over your shoulder' warning...
 (mersault, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 12:26, Reply)
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Ah, yeah, thanks. I checkmarked it NSFW. White Mischief is not in there. So are 1000 other scenes. It's only 1 minute unfortunately :)
 (friendlyghost, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thnaks so much!

(friendlyghost, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:13, Reply)
This is a link post Manchester bash!!!
You know you want to
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to read Dom's review of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:02, Reply)
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I'm hoping he can give me a lift home
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Uber Shit Taxi Service.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post little film based gifs
cute
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Really lovely <3

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post They are simply stunning :D
Oh, and for you:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36818384
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake story. Anyone who plays Pokemon is not old enough to drive.
*Edit drive walk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool.
Although, if I was going to make work about any four films I'm not sure Free Willy would be among them.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What about Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That film taught me everything i know about friendship.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Not my words, the words of Shakin' Stevens.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Carol

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post klocki

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post strangely addictive

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That was fun
I thought it was rather easy after the first few levels, but stick with it as it introduces a lot of fancy stuff and it gets a bit more taxing
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to say 'too easy and boring', but then come the 3D levels it suddenly got interesting

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post nice!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I completed this game on Super-Duper Expert Genius difficulty level before the game was even made.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That was strangely similar to what I get paid to do.
Much nicer colours tho'



Click for bigger (256 kb)





Click for bigger (261 kb)

 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post For fucks sake
Thanks for reminding me I've got Autocad hell on Monday.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell? I think you mean 'Wonderland'!

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Cleaning up a 120m boat for 3Dmax
Total .DWG size 580mb.
And it has two 85m high cranes.

Nothing that complicated, but only one day to do it.

If it's not ready, fuck the arsehole who promised something before consulting the CAD team.
Just redoing the optional "fly jib" from 2D to 3D specifically for animation/maybe Inventor took me two days.

If you have tricks to simplify large .DWG for MAX (not engineering), I'll listen to you with the utmost attention.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:00, Reply)
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The Acad mesh/solid density can sometimes be simplified within Acad, there are other methods in Max. Is the Shrinkwrap tool any use to you?

580Mb of what? Have they modelled every thread on every screw or something? You can lighten the load by Mapping small details instead of Modelling everything. Do you have a Level Of Detail threshold?

If it was a building I'd Link it into Max instead of Exporting it. I use Acad MEP & Revit rather than pure Acad 3D objects.

Send it to me?
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Send it to you? I'd be breaking quite a few rules if I did!
I've simplified to the max, "overkill", "3dclean" etc.
But this is the actual "build" file for the yard in China done by a French firm...
So every piece of steel plate/beam is present.
But the "top" file to group these parts is not, you'd need the dedicated Chinese software for that...
Doing unions of said parts in not complicated, It's just that there are 33 000 visible parts.
But what is really killing me are the lifeboats, pulleys, jigs that are everywhere!
That said, nothing hard, it's just the size and quantity that would need hiring a floor of chimps to simplify.


But I'll try the linking suggestion.
Still have to texture the darn bugger too.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Acad linking to Max does help you out with the textures a bit
Buggered if I can remember how.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post To summarise:
I'm fucked.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Acad Architecture does anyway. It Maps the 255-colour palette to a library of 'real-world' textures.
You line about "maybe for animation, maybe for Inventor" made me twitch. It suggests you are using the 'carpet bombing' approach to information representation. They're two different problems for two different audiences.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me explain
Inventor needs to either make it's elements or have clean 3Dobjects to import with clear pivot/movement lines.
For animation(we are talking industrial stuff, not Disney), I also need clean 3d objects with clear pivot/movement lines.

This the only place where these two different ops meet.

In real life, I always have two models of the same thing.
The accurate to default engineering version.
The simplified (internals removed) version for rendering/Inventor.

Once exported out of Cad, the two are separate entities.
Just to give you an idea, we did a lift in the North sea last week where the load on one of the two cranes was 99% and only 1.8m clearance...
Sweaty palm times:
Autocad is for engineering calculation.
Inventor is to check clearances, slings, wires.
Max is for pretty pictures in the brochure.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Shrinkwrap no good then?
If it's donkey work I am for hire.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I was following what you two said up until Autocad, and was lost after that.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Pussy.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you trying to entice me with kittens?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a mechanical engineer?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post No - it just all sounds like a foreign language to me. Got no experience at all of CAD.
I played with Sketchup once...
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Project Manager, then?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
That is apposite for many reasons, but no. I always find it interesting to get a glimpse into other people's work - there are so many things out there in the world that I don't have a clue about, and yet for others it is everyday and routine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post GIMP

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Gimp's sleeping boss...

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Your employer won't stretch to Catia then?

(emptyspace, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You're MC Escher's architect?

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post More like MC Hammer

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Please tell me that you are going to build it in that colour?

(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's no moon.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post was good....needs more levels

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Arghhhhh
You have presented me with a puzzle. Nice an easy start then it becomes fun. I will be stuck on this for a while.....

Ok all done. That was neat. Needs more levels.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post Shiny
An animation using clothes by Daniel Cloud Campos & Spencer Susser
(Sherbs, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That was incredible!
Got better as it went on too.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I nearly dismissed that, expecting a Peter Gabriel-esque animation
And felt vindicated in the first few seconds, but then it went all mad.
Nice finish!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab'
Loved the surfing part. Must have taken a great deal of effort to make it work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Doo Doo Head Mask

(bananaprince, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Warning: This toy does not provide protection."
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post Tame Impala - Elephant
Probably been posted before but this just came on my music box and is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
The less I know the better
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a genius this guy
Live his voice pretty poor however. Klik
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post love this too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvZ9tEb67HE

1:28 always gives the fuzzies
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post Very short SF story
acted out for those who don't read...


but for the readers among us - it is here.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 5:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst this has been posted before
I bloody love it.

Watch this thing you fleshy meat-bags!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Kane from Robocop 2?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Cane with a C, yes.
He reminds me of a taller Peter Dinklage.
 (SonofRojBlake, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:36, Reply)
This is a link post Fiddling while Rome burns. This is truly the End Time people.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 4:07, Reply)
This is a normal post By using the phonetical of the Dutch for pronoun for the plural "him" ?
Zij zijn zot - and should have done a Google search, what bunch of overeducated whinny wanker.


translate.google.be/#nl/en/Zij%20zijn%20zot.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still going to use "it"

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post TIts and/or woman's clothing = she
Anything else = him.

In doubt ask. If reply "zie", ask if being Dutch or German is a gender, and slowly back out of their safe zone.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now.
There are plenty of Scots with moobs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post But they make no attemp at being feminine.
The main purpose of their skirt is to simplify pissing when pissed.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post But enough about scottish women... what about the men?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post All of them died at Glencoe in 1692
Spontaneous generations of beardy women since then.

That's my theory.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet again, a useful guide has turned into "CALL EVERYONE ZIE ON PAIN OF DEATH"
by the newspapers.

Let's look at a quote, shall we?
"For the avoidance of doubt, we believe that using certain terminology – such as ‘pupils’ or ‘students’ rather than ‘girls’ – is appropriate in certain circumstances, and particularly when transgender pupils are present. It is up to individual schools to interpret and apply this advice when appropriate." (GSA statement)

Basically - where appropriate, it's useful to use a more neutral term that includes everyone. Like if there's an openly trans person in the classroom at the time. But again, it's advice, not a rule.

I went to a boys' school, and I literally never noticed if someone said "pupils" rather than "boys" when referring to the student body.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Things wre simplier in the UK when I was a kid.
When addressing us as a group, Mr Green, the school caretaker would vociferate:
"Youlittlefaaksgetafthelawnorawlkilleverylastofya"
Must have been Welsh.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post How about he'?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:57, Reply)

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