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This is a link post 8 seconds
should be candles somewhere
(stoodles non-bio, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF was that?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Shite

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly no "Momo" by Stormtroopers Of Death

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post No Melt Banana,
the masters/mistreseses of short, sharp Japanese metal rock shock.....love 'em to bits!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 4:55, Reply)
This is a normal post it is was your b3ta. don't worry, be happy 8 candles!
iiiiiiii
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 1:31, Reply)
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And the girl and lion embodied and emerged! Maiden, Mizuki Nana, who got on the back of the White Lion. She wears herself in the same pure white costume as the lion, while singing "Do not be long" while moving between the audience seats.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
i had to go for a wee. what did i miss?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The bowl.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post so glad it wasn''t a poo

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:32, Reply)
This is a link post Making Machines Speak - with David Pye
A RI lecture from 1985.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The early machine is neat.
Also, world class eyebrows.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Smashing
Fucking great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The research labs at BritishTelecom
takes you back
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhere I have an early 80's book
called 'Teaching your computer to speak'. The title is, of course, printed in that space age lettering they used for anything electronic.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm shocked
are you telling me Stephen Hawking is actually a third rate 80's tribute act.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't say that to his face...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14aE4nst5E8

(at 3 mins in)
 (SockCooker ะŸะขะ ะŸะะฅ, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC MICRO

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 1:41, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy I made this!
An exercise in frustration. Sweet, sweet, frustration...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! It's Friday!
Also been playing this all week, bloody difficult. Still trying to get it up the devil's chimney.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what they're calling it these days?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone needs a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea how to even control the fucker
I will keep trying.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to say something I'm already regretting
Cerb is right. He's 100% correct. It's a frustratingly good timewaster
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Friday again already, wow,
time flies.

At the moment, my only reference to the passage of weeks is dogbomb reviews.
 (SockCooker ะŸะขะ ะŸะะฅ, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This one is Friday the Almost of Christmasween
TIME TO PANICBUY!
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh - I sort-of know Bennett.
So... er... yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he a cunt?

(SockCooker ะŸะขะ ะŸะะฅ, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously...
Is he a cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No really...
...is he a cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Has he ever let off some steam whilst being a cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 4:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he Cunty McCuntface?
I think he deserves corporal punishment, delivered via the medium of a clenched fist
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 5:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the fact the protagonist is not portrayed
as a sufferer of his disability, but rather as being totally ripped.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I mightily laffed at the sound of an increasingly irate Geordie
Yeah, Bennett is a cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 5:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Great review =)
 (Sherbs, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 10:51, Reply)
This is a link post More wildlife - this time, the comedy wildlife photography awards

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post haha these are great!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Again

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:47, Reply)
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GC Friday it seems. Fire up the tro-lo-lo.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post In my defence, GC said no

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post But the b3tans
THE B3TANS
are telling you yes
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post There must be Order!
But it all got a bit too much for some when banter became abuse and so we are still here in tumble weed city.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post you're very naughty
and should have done a search for key words, separately of: photography, wildlife and comedy. www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#link
Then, cross tabulate and export to a spread sheet for easy comparison.

This only works if whoever posted before used a proper description of what the link pertains to as requested in the site rules and regs 4 ./ 2 section iix. www.b3ta.com/links/1470955
Sometimes looking at the current links helps too.

Now go and stand in the corner and don't mention the 'B' word.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted a video with no description other than " Ahahaha you stupid prick" and it got 19 likes AND no-one told me off, so ner

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Come here you scamp and drop some trou.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not even my REAL stepdad

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's People Like You Wot Causes Unrest

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Unclepills
has forgoten to take his pills again.

Put the facebook down and back away from the keyboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post Hands up who's ever wanted to see a seal sexually harass a penguin NSFW
NSFW for hot wildlife action
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's the penguins fault for dressing so provocatively
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the sexy waddle

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, they're all at it
Hot monkey on deer action www.theguardian.com/science/2017/dec/15/sex-between-snow-monkeys-and-sika-deer-may-be-new-behavioural-tradition
I think it's all just Xmas parties getting out of hand. If they had access to a photocopier it might have all worked out differently
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post #metoo

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall hold my hands up
And admit I have contributed to the problem by sending a Facebook friend request to a lady to whom I'm acquainted without first asking her permission.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "When your a fur seal they'll let you do it."

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "grab em by the cloaca"

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought a penguin's hoo-hoo was called a 'chuff'
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post It is not a glass cock NSFW
Might be a nice present for any dicks you know who like coffee or tea.

Maybe an alcoholic uncle who needs to hide the fact they are still drinking.

Sort of not safe for work but your boss would have to look closely.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post word of the year!
i'm going to use it a lot today
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fucking not.
I've never even heard of that bloody word until today...fucking Millenials.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't imagine it's used by anyone under 50
It sounds like the sort of cringy bollocks journos come out with at election time
 (horrid, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post don't assume my youthquake!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely new word for me
I have never heard anyone mention that word.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Get with the times, oldamadadich

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I know - I'm being a total "broflake"

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Annoys me when there are already perfectly good words for stuff
Always preferred 'upset, online' to 'triggered' and 'broflake' just seems the same as 'cunt' to me but I suppose you get penalised for the swears on twitter etc
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I was under the impression 'triggered' was originally a specific thing
Like for people with PTSD or whatever.

Same as 'fake news', and 'trolling' didn't always just mean 'online abuse'
 (horrid, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post its like when they renamed the "spastic society" to "scope"
they're still spazmos!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
that's insensitive, it's "scoper"now.
 (clunk, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "window licker" in my day

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Dinner Masher

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Used to regularly call fellow eejits
"Scopey twat".

So 90s
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post you need to do a 360 on your youthquake

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Milkshake duck haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post that's very youthquake of you

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
No, I think it's a noun. As in: Stop being such a youthquake.
 (brandthedoggy, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm yeah that could work
you complete fucking youthquake sorta thing
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post don't harsh my youthquake

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oxford Dictionaries' Casper Grathwohl said it was "not an obvious choice"."
Ya thenk?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha you did a real youthquake

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I was sure it was going to be this or the negative of this.
Stanning An old word already but I actually heard a youth say it the other day and had never done before.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post try youthquaking for a bit

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post is this about over weight American kids?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post you've just won youthquake!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *something about juvenile ducks*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *youthquakes*

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Germany's word of the year (Dec. 08.) award goes to
'Jamaika-Aus' referring to a failed joint-formation of a three-party government for the next term. German parties have colours for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post they're a fun bunch
shoulda put a youthquake on it
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No, she went of her own accord.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Jamaica out?
Not very friendly :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post In the Thesurus next to gullible.
Hey kids, he'll totally wipe out your student debts!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:03, Reply)
This is a link post Conspiracy
Hacker. Erm..
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
I still, even after all this time, can't figure out if he is just f***ing with us.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post Glass Cock Friday you say?
bewbs!
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post In the immortal words of Magnets Magnetsson
"I've started, so I'll finish."
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Finishing within 13 seconds is key

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post dreadful example of rampant youthquake

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice ass
 (Sherbs, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post Senator John Kennedy interviews Trump nominee for District Judge
...who can't answer a single question positively
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like most politicians
well versed in the art of gerrymandering and full to the brim with self belief that he can carry any job title and let everyone else do the work for him
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would changing constituency boundaries be of relevance here?
That guy does suck, however.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
He might mean filibustering.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so obtuse:
He meant the character married to Penelope Keith in "The Good Life".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post In all fairness,
the lexicon of politics is filled to the brim with bizarre and specific words that have no real meaning to normal people.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post SNL SKITS ARE A BORE
this is too far removed from reality to be remotely funny.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post haha wow!
the dude asking questions was very patient
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Let me guess. He's Trump's family, or he's a millionaire, or in a millionaire family, or just a massive corrupt fucking racist cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nailed it!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Suspect there aren't that many people who are prepared to attach themselves to this administration now
If it all comes crashing down a lot of people are going to have big stains on their careers
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think there's still quite a few merkins left that value money over their reputation...
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever watched judge Judy?
Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed out loud'd

(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Experts Vs Instincts

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Looked up Dobert Standard and Motion in limine...
...and whilst they were new and interesting for me to read, I've no fucking idea how anyone could expect to sit up on a chair as a district judge without such basic legal knowledge.

What a terrifying prospect it'd be to come up in front of this chap... - 'I have no idea what i'm doing, and no idea whether the opposition conducted the case lawfully, but hey - i'm good at deciding things, so my judgement is...'
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Happiness.
An animation by Steve Cutts.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
GC from about a week ago. Still nice though
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Money is the root of all mousetraps
brilliant film though
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The rat race is so repetitive.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I notice nobody is sucking all the joy out of it this time round
*sulks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm waiting for a short called "sadness"
that's just wall to wall happy shit - like, genuinely happy, not ironic.

That would be groundbreaking.

This was good though.
 (Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:53, Reply)
This is a link post Massively useful neo-Nazi style guide
I spent the afternoon copy and pasting this in to the work 'media statements' guide.
Absolutely convinced this will be equally useful to many others here.
Bonus mumsnet swear index www.economist.com/news/britain/21728785-sponsors-fear-their-adverts-sit-alongside-ever-ruder-contentand-they-are-right-foul-mouthed
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Vox Day?
Ugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Dick is a strong swear word?!
I often feel vaguely disgusted after too much MN.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Mens' Nads?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:59, Reply)
This is a link post Got an iPhone? Always wanted to add farts using augmented reality?
Then this app is for you
 (I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i'vet ouched an iphone twice

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds painful.
Maybe stop inserting them up 'there'?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Or at leat use lube.
I recommend Vegemite.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
It showed us by pointing at a doll.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The police are so strapped for cash they're now using Ken in the line up

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Livingstone?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post In other news...
iPhones are a bit racist
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Using biometrics for username makes sense
Using them for passwords, less so.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post Pogo - Fmaa

(ohidunno, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Cool - which sequencing software did you use for this?
 (835Rocks, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post literally came here to ask the same question

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I have Cubase 9
which apparently does things with video too, but not sure. Also have Premiere, but I don't think I can sequence audio samples accurately enough. I guess I'll have a google.
 (835Rocks, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:18, Reply)
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That's rather splendid
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where he cleared his throat

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:14, Reply)
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These things fascinate me. I'd love to see how they make them. It's the bit about having the audio matching the video I dont get.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:19, Reply)
This is a link post It's that time again, NASA making an announcement at 6pm GMT
Probably not aliens, but might contain aliens.

Actually it's probably just that they've found lots more exo planets with googles ai.

(Edit)
So just another solar system, we're not special or unique...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post too early for the oumahmoo is/isn't a spaceship data
maybe they've convinced Trump to take a ride on the next rocket he's signed off on
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oumuamua?
Nothing yet, guess they're trying other frequencies now.
breakthroughinitiatives.org/news/14
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the one, oomamamloomaloo

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouvahvoo!

(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Vic :'(

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Vic Mayall
A great loss.
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Aliens

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They’ve proven that the Earth is flat.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm, NASA are the ones trying to brainwash us into believing the Earth is spherical.
Why would they suddenly fess up?
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post They've been caught.
The myriad of YouTube videos made it impossible to deny any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post they're going to probe Uranus

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 16:58, Reply)
This is a link post Ever wondered how closely related you were to a starfish?
Or anything else? A shoe perhaps? A concept?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Almost all humans are 50th cousins"
Not me, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have 5 cousins let alone 50
Silly website
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 7:24, Reply)
This is a link post The mouse has caught a fox.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post taken them long enough, we've been photoshopping the results for a decade or so

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's WB/DC, Disney haven't got them yet
or have they? I might have missed a memo
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fox own the rights to a Watchmen film going back to the mid 90's and WB had to pay them to release the film and give Fox a percentage.
www.theguardian.com/film/2009/jan/16/watchmen-dispute-settled
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post well remembered!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes totally remembered that......
*whistles nonchalantly*

Edit
Wonder if this means we can get firefly back?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good God, I hope not.
Joss Whedon couldn't write decent dialogue to save his life.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't fuck with the mouse
according to man fired on his first day as a writer at Disney
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2712ir/til_that_harlan_ellison_was_once_hired_to_write/
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Except that the Mouse is now part owned by the Fox
Can you imagine, a Murdoch on the board of Disney?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 1:52, Reply)
This is a link post Ventolin: Disco Science

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This is a normal post I particularly enjoyed the goat sequence

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post Barge Boyz Trials I made this!
Some folk (including a member of B3TA) trialling out for the UK's fastest growing community group protecting the UK's canals.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:53, Reply)
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How do I apply?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:04, Reply)
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We can do it here if you like...can you swim?
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:15, Reply)
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As long as it's not cold, sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you're in

(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 12:05, Reply)
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I sometimes pretend to swim in the bath
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post you might be over qualified...

(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post you do realize it says Canal and not anal ? just incase you got befuddled

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Well Little Keith is obviously not from round here
I mean the CDC was the right colour, but no hair on the balls? No spunk? 2/10 must try harder.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 13:54, Reply)
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He was interrupted by a Barge Boy doing his duty as it should be.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Help us Barge Boyz
You're our only
hope
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:16, Reply)

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