No Melt Banana,
the masters/mistreseses of short, sharp Japanese metal rock shock.....love 'em to bits!
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the masters/mistreseses of short, sharp Japanese metal rock shock.....love 'em to bits!
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it is was your b3ta. don't worry, be happy 8 candles!
iiiiiiii
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iiiiiiii
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And the girl and lion embodied and emerged! Maiden, Mizuki Nana, who got on the back of the White Lion. She wears herself in the same pure white costume as the lion, while singing "Do not be long" while moving between the audience seats.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 3:15, Share, Reply)
Making Machines Speak - with David Pye
A RI lecture from 1985.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:37, Share, Reply)
A RI lecture from 1985.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:37, Share, Reply)
Somewhere I have an early 80's book
called 'Teaching your computer to speak'. The title is, of course, printed in that space age lettering they used for anything electronic.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 3:24, Share, Reply)
called 'Teaching your computer to speak'. The title is, of course, printed in that space age lettering they used for anything electronic.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 3:24, Share, Reply)
I'm shocked
are you telling me Stephen Hawking is actually a third rate 80's tribute act.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 9:44, Share, Reply)
are you telling me Stephen Hawking is actually a third rate 80's tribute act.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 9:44, Share, Reply)
I wouldn't say that to his face...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14aE4nst5E8
(at 3 mins in)
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:23, Share, Reply)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14aE4nst5E8
(at 3 mins in)
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 12:23, Share, Reply)
Indie Game Review: Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
I made this!
An exercise in frustration. Sweet, sweet, frustration...
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:55, Share, Reply)
An exercise in frustration. Sweet, sweet, frustration...
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:55, Share, Reply)
Yay! It's Friday!
Also been playing this all week, bloody difficult. Still trying to get it up the devil's chimney.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:59, Share, Reply)
Also been playing this all week, bloody difficult. Still trying to get it up the devil's chimney.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:59, Share, Reply)
I have no idea how to even control the fucker
I will keep trying.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:02, Share, Reply)
I will keep trying.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:02, Share, Reply)
I'm going to say something I'm already regretting
Cerb is right. He's 100% correct. It's a frustratingly good timewaster
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:28, Share, Reply)
Cerb is right. He's 100% correct. It's a frustratingly good timewaster
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:28, Share, Reply)
Friday again already, wow,
time flies.
At the moment, my only reference to the passage of weeks is dogbomb reviews.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:46, Share, Reply)
time flies.
At the moment, my only reference to the passage of weeks is dogbomb reviews.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:46, Share, Reply)
This one is Friday the Almost of Christmasween
TIME TO PANICBUY!
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:43, Share, Reply)
TIME TO PANICBUY!
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:43, Share, Reply)
Is he Cunty McCuntface?
I think he deserves corporal punishment, delivered via the medium of a clenched fist
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 5:50, Share, Reply)
I think he deserves corporal punishment, delivered via the medium of a clenched fist
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 5:50, Share, Reply)
I like the fact the protagonist is not portrayed
as a sufferer of his disability, but rather as being totally ripped.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:30, Share, Reply)
as a sufferer of his disability, but rather as being totally ripped.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:30, Share, Reply)
I mightily laffed at the sound of an increasingly irate Geordie
Yeah, Bennett is a cunt
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 5:29, Share, Reply)
Yeah, Bennett is a cunt
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 5:29, Share, Reply)
More wildlife - this time, the comedy wildlife photography awards
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:17, Share, Reply)
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There must be Order!
But it all got a bit too much for some when banter became abuse and so we are still here in tumble weed city.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:52, Share, Reply)
But it all got a bit too much for some when banter became abuse and so we are still here in tumble weed city.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:52, Share, Reply)
you're very naughty
and should have done a search for key words, separately of: photography, wildlife and comedy. www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#link
Then, cross tabulate and export to a spread sheet for easy comparison.
This only works if whoever posted before used a proper description of what the link pertains to as requested in the site rules and regs 4 ./ 2 section iix. www.b3ta.com/links/1470955
Sometimes looking at the current links helps too.
Now go and stand in the corner and don't mention the 'B' word.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:38, Share, Reply)
and should have done a search for key words, separately of: photography, wildlife and comedy. www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#link
Then, cross tabulate and export to a spread sheet for easy comparison.
This only works if whoever posted before used a proper description of what the link pertains to as requested in the site rules and regs 4 ./ 2 section iix. www.b3ta.com/links/1470955
Sometimes looking at the current links helps too.
Now go and stand in the corner and don't mention the 'B' word.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:38, Share, Reply)
I posted a video with no description other than " Ahahaha you stupid prick" and it got 19 likes AND no-one told me off, so ner
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:49, Share, Reply)
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I think Unclepills
has forgoten to take his pills again.
Put the facebook down and back away from the keyboard.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:28, Share, Reply)
has forgoten to take his pills again.
Put the facebook down and back away from the keyboard.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 11:28, Share, Reply)
Hands up who's ever wanted to see a seal sexually harass a penguin
NSFW
NSFW for hot wildlife action
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:15, Share, Reply)
NSFW for hot wildlife action
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:15, Share, Reply)
Nah, they're all at it
Hot monkey on deer action www.theguardian.com/science/2017/dec/15/sex-between-snow-monkeys-and-sika-deer-may-be-new-behavioural-tradition
I think it's all just Xmas parties getting out of hand. If they had access to a photocopier it might have all worked out differently
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:59, Share, Reply)
Hot monkey on deer action www.theguardian.com/science/2017/dec/15/sex-between-snow-monkeys-and-sika-deer-may-be-new-behavioural-tradition
I think it's all just Xmas parties getting out of hand. If they had access to a photocopier it might have all worked out differently
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:59, Share, Reply)
I shall hold my hands up
And admit I have contributed to the problem by sending a Facebook friend request to a lady to whom I'm acquainted without first asking her permission.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:27, Share, Reply)
And admit I have contributed to the problem by sending a Facebook friend request to a lady to whom I'm acquainted without first asking her permission.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:27, Share, Reply)
It is not a glass cock
NSFW
Might be a nice present for any dicks you know who like coffee or tea.
Maybe an alcoholic uncle who needs to hide the fact they are still drinking.
Sort of not safe for work but your boss would have to look closely.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:49, Share, Reply)
Might be a nice present for any dicks you know who like coffee or tea.
Maybe an alcoholic uncle who needs to hide the fact they are still drinking.
Sort of not safe for work but your boss would have to look closely.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:49, Share, Reply)
I'm fucking not.
I've never even heard of that bloody word until today...fucking Millenials.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:03, Share, Reply)
I've never even heard of that bloody word until today...fucking Millenials.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:03, Share, Reply)
i don't imagine it's used by anyone under 50
It sounds like the sort of cringy bollocks journos come out with at election time
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:25, Share, Reply)
It sounds like the sort of cringy bollocks journos come out with at election time
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:25, Share, Reply)
Completely new word for me
I have never heard anyone mention that word.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:05, Share, Reply)
I have never heard anyone mention that word.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:05, Share, Reply)
Annoys me when there are already perfectly good words for stuff
Always preferred 'upset, online' to 'triggered' and 'broflake' just seems the same as 'cunt' to me but I suppose you get penalised for the swears on twitter etc
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:18, Share, Reply)
Always preferred 'upset, online' to 'triggered' and 'broflake' just seems the same as 'cunt' to me but I suppose you get penalised for the swears on twitter etc
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:18, Share, Reply)
I was under the impression 'triggered' was originally a specific thing
Like for people with PTSD or whatever.
Same as 'fake news', and 'trolling' didn't always just mean 'online abuse'
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:30, Share, Reply)
Like for people with PTSD or whatever.
Same as 'fake news', and 'trolling' didn't always just mean 'online abuse'
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:30, Share, Reply)
its like when they renamed the "spastic society" to "scope"
they're still spazmos!
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:04, Share, Reply)
they're still spazmos!
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:04, Share, Reply)
Ha! Used to regularly call fellow eejits
"Scopey twat".
So 90s
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:44, Share, Reply)
"Scopey twat".
So 90s
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:44, Share, Reply)
No, I think it's a noun. As in: Stop being such a youthquake.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:44, Share, Reply)
hmmm yeah that could work
you complete fucking youthquake sorta thing
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:51, Share, Reply)
you complete fucking youthquake sorta thing
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:51, Share, Reply)
"Oxford Dictionaries' Casper Grathwohl said it was "not an obvious choice"."
Ya thenk?!
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:43, Share, Reply)
Ya thenk?!
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:43, Share, Reply)
I was sure it was going to be this or the negative of this.
Stanning An old word already but I actually heard a youth say it the other day and had never done before.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:49, Share, Reply)
Stanning An old word already but I actually heard a youth say it the other day and had never done before.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:49, Share, Reply)
Germany's word of the year (Dec. 08.) award goes to
'Jamaika-Aus' referring to a failed joint-formation of a three-party government for the next term. German parties have colours for some reason.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:49, Share, Reply)
'Jamaika-Aus' referring to a failed joint-formation of a three-party government for the next term. German parties have colours for some reason.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:49, Share, Reply)
In the Thesurus next to gullible.
Hey kids, he'll totally wipe out your student debts!
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:03, Share, Reply)
Hey kids, he'll totally wipe out your student debts!
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:03, Share, Reply)
I still, even after all this time, can't figure out if he is just f***ing with us.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:40, Share, Reply)
In the immortal words of Magnets Magnetsson
"I've started, so I'll finish."
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:58, Share, Reply)
"I've started, so I'll finish."
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:58, Share, Reply)
Senator John Kennedy interviews Trump nominee for District Judge
...who can't answer a single question positively
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:28, Share, Reply)
...who can't answer a single question positively
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:28, Share, Reply)
sounds like most politicians
well versed in the art of gerrymandering and full to the brim with self belief that he can carry any job title and let everyone else do the work for him
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:21, Share, Reply)
well versed in the art of gerrymandering and full to the brim with self belief that he can carry any job title and let everyone else do the work for him
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:21, Share, Reply)
Why would changing constituency boundaries be of relevance here?
That guy does suck, however.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:48, Share, Reply)
That guy does suck, however.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:48, Share, Reply)
Don't be so obtuse:
He meant the character married to Penelope Keith in "The Good Life".
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:28, Share, Reply)
He meant the character married to Penelope Keith in "The Good Life".
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:28, Share, Reply)
In all fairness,
the lexicon of politics is filled to the brim with bizarre and specific words that have no real meaning to normal people.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:28, Share, Reply)
the lexicon of politics is filled to the brim with bizarre and specific words that have no real meaning to normal people.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:28, Share, Reply)
SNL SKITS ARE A BORE
this is too far removed from reality to be remotely funny.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:46, Share, Reply)
this is too far removed from reality to be remotely funny.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:46, Share, Reply)
Let me guess. He's Trump's family, or he's a millionaire, or in a millionaire family, or just a massive corrupt fucking racist cunt.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:17, Share, Reply)
Suspect there aren't that many people who are prepared to attach themselves to this administration now
If it all comes crashing down a lot of people are going to have big stains on their careers
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:45, Share, Reply)
If it all comes crashing down a lot of people are going to have big stains on their careers
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:45, Share, Reply)
I think there's still quite a few merkins left that value money over their reputation...
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:10, Share, Reply)
Have you ever watched judge Judy?
Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:35, Share, Reply)
Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:35, Share, Reply)
Looked up Dobert Standard and Motion in limine...
...and whilst they were new and interesting for me to read, I've no fucking idea how anyone could expect to sit up on a chair as a district judge without such basic legal knowledge.
What a terrifying prospect it'd be to come up in front of this chap... - 'I have no idea what i'm doing, and no idea whether the opposition conducted the case lawfully, but hey - i'm good at deciding things, so my judgement is...'
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:57, Share, Reply)
...and whilst they were new and interesting for me to read, I've no fucking idea how anyone could expect to sit up on a chair as a district judge without such basic legal knowledge.
What a terrifying prospect it'd be to come up in front of this chap... - 'I have no idea what i'm doing, and no idea whether the opposition conducted the case lawfully, but hey - i'm good at deciding things, so my judgement is...'
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:57, Share, Reply)
I notice nobody is sucking all the joy out of it this time round
*sulks*
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:57, Share, Reply)
*sulks*
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:57, Share, Reply)
I'm waiting for a short called "sadness"
that's just wall to wall happy shit - like, genuinely happy, not ironic.
That would be groundbreaking.
This was good though.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:53, Share, Reply)
that's just wall to wall happy shit - like, genuinely happy, not ironic.
That would be groundbreaking.
This was good though.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:53, Share, Reply)
Massively useful neo-Nazi style guide
I spent the afternoon copy and pasting this in to the work 'media statements' guide.
Absolutely convinced this will be equally useful to many others here.
Bonus mumsnet swear index www.economist.com/news/britain/21728785-sponsors-fear-their-adverts-sit-alongside-ever-ruder-contentand-they-are-right-foul-mouthed
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 20:15, Share, Reply)
I spent the afternoon copy and pasting this in to the work 'media statements' guide.
Absolutely convinced this will be equally useful to many others here.
Bonus mumsnet swear index www.economist.com/news/britain/21728785-sponsors-fear-their-adverts-sit-alongside-ever-ruder-contentand-they-are-right-foul-mouthed
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 20:15, Share, Reply)
Dick is a strong swear word?!
I often feel vaguely disgusted after too much MN.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:18, Share, Reply)
I often feel vaguely disgusted after too much MN.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:18, Share, Reply)
Got an iPhone? Always wanted to add farts using augmented reality?
Then this app is for you
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:55, Share, Reply)
Then this app is for you
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:55, Share, Reply)
The police are so strapped for cash they're now using Ken in the line up
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:00, Share, Reply)
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Using biometrics for username makes sense
Using them for passwords, less so.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 19:05, Share, Reply)
Using them for passwords, less so.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 19:05, Share, Reply)
It's so old that glasscock wasn't even invented yet. But it still makes me laugh.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:13, Share, Reply)
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Ha!
Cool - which sequencing software did you use for this?
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 23:08, Share, Reply)
Cool - which sequencing software did you use for this?
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 23:08, Share, Reply)
I have Cubase 9
which apparently does things with video too, but not sure. Also have Premiere, but I don't think I can sequence audio samples accurately enough. I guess I'll have a google.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:18, Share, Reply)
which apparently does things with video too, but not sure. Also have Premiere, but I don't think I can sequence audio samples accurately enough. I guess I'll have a google.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:18, Share, Reply)
These things fascinate me. I'd love to see how they make them. It's the bit about having the audio matching the video I dont get.
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:19, Share, Reply)
It's that time again, NASA making an announcement at 6pm GMT
Probably not aliens, but might contain aliens.
Actually it's probably just that they've found lots more exo planets with googles ai.
(Edit)
So just another solar system, we're not special or unique...
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:30, Share, Reply)
Probably not aliens, but might contain aliens.
Actually it's probably just that they've found lots more exo planets with googles ai.
(Edit)
So just another solar system, we're not special or unique...
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:30, Share, Reply)
too early for the oumahmoo is/isn't a spaceship data
maybe they've convinced Trump to take a ride on the next rocket he's signed off on
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:33, Share, Reply)
maybe they've convinced Trump to take a ride on the next rocket he's signed off on
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:33, Share, Reply)
Oumuamua?
Nothing yet, guess they're trying other frequencies now.
breakthroughinitiatives.org/news/14
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:44, Share, Reply)
Nothing yet, guess they're trying other frequencies now.
breakthroughinitiatives.org/news/14
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:44, Share, Reply)
Erm, NASA are the ones trying to brainwash us into believing the Earth is spherical.
Why would they suddenly fess up?
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:48, Share, Reply)
Why would they suddenly fess up?
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:48, Share, Reply)
They've been caught.
The myriad of YouTube videos made it impossible to deny any more.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 17:50, Share, Reply)
The myriad of YouTube videos made it impossible to deny any more.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 17:50, Share, Reply)
Ever wondered how closely related you were to a starfish?
Or anything else? A shoe perhaps? A concept?
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 12:57, Share, Reply)
Or anything else? A shoe perhaps? A concept?
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 12:57, Share, Reply)
taken them long enough, we've been photoshopping the results for a decade or so
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:40, Share, Reply)
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That's WB/DC, Disney haven't got them yet
or have they? I might have missed a memo
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:51, Share, Reply)
or have they? I might have missed a memo
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:51, Share, Reply)
Fox own the rights to a Watchmen film going back to the mid 90's and WB had to pay them to release the film and give Fox a percentage.
www.theguardian.com/film/2009/jan/16/watchmen-dispute-settled
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:07, Share, Reply)
www.theguardian.com/film/2009/jan/16/watchmen-dispute-settled
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:07, Share, Reply)
Yes totally remembered that......
*whistles nonchalantly*
Edit
Wonder if this means we can get firefly back?
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:32, Share, Reply)
*whistles nonchalantly*
Edit
Wonder if this means we can get firefly back?
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:32, Share, Reply)
Good God, I hope not.
Joss Whedon couldn't write decent dialogue to save his life.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 21:53, Share, Reply)
Joss Whedon couldn't write decent dialogue to save his life.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 21:53, Share, Reply)
Don't fuck with the mouse
according to man fired on his first day as a writer at Disney
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2712ir/til_that_harlan_ellison_was_once_hired_to_write/
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 20:26, Share, Reply)
according to man fired on his first day as a writer at Disney
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2712ir/til_that_harlan_ellison_was_once_hired_to_write/
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 20:26, Share, Reply)
Except that the Mouse is now part owned by the Fox
Can you imagine, a Murdoch on the board of Disney?
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 1:52, Share, Reply)
Can you imagine, a Murdoch on the board of Disney?
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 1:52, Share, Reply)
Barge Boyz Trials
I made this!
Some folk (including a member of B3TA) trialling out for the UK's fastest growing community group protecting the UK's canals.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:53, Share, Reply)
Some folk (including a member of B3TA) trialling out for the UK's fastest growing community group protecting the UK's canals.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:53, Share, Reply)
you do realize it says Canal and not anal ? just incase you got befuddled
( , Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:14, Share, Reply)
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Well Little Keith is obviously not from round here
I mean the CDC was the right colour, but no hair on the balls? No spunk? 2/10 must try harder.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 13:54, Share, Reply)
I mean the CDC was the right colour, but no hair on the balls? No spunk? 2/10 must try harder.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 13:54, Share, Reply)
He was interrupted by a Barge Boy doing his duty as it should be.
( , Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:08, Share, Reply)
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