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This is a link post The hell that is local TV news reporting.
At some point, this guy probably thought he had a chance of being the next Woodward or Bernstein.

Alas, no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a way to earn a living

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked "I like this"
because there's no button to say "I cringed so much my face fell off".
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pics or it didn't happen

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't make it to the end...

(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd suggest seeing your doctor if you're having performance issues.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post MR. WACKY!!!@!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post on a scale of 1 to 10 i would say he was "very" wacky

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair it's not like there's anything newsworthy going on in the US right now.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Everything is intergalactic

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not looking half bad that is.
Also it's been a criminal about of time since i've given Hello Nasty a listen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that an asdfmovie reference?
Hello!
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well that looks like an unnecessary sequel.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh
I liked the first, but cant help but think ill end up hating both after hollywood discovers yet another movie franchise to destroy
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fist one was fun
that looks a bit dull to me and not as funny.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Intergalactic is 20 years old
Eek
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fresh

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Surfer falls riding enormous wave
Dicey rescue ensues
(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I had a crossing to Calais like that once.
I spilt an entire pint on my two hundred marly lights and tolberone. I was livid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post didn't look that bad. mainly white water slop
it wasn't like getting caught inside at waimea and pounded in the impact zone by massive waves over a shallow reef
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post We bow to your knowledge
Of being pounded in the impact zone
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had it coming out my nose

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Corral stems or just water?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He means semen.
He had semen coming out of his nose.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must have been full then.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Jun 2018, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kidney beans

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1903 I made this!
No cats were harmed in the making of this mix.



So here's my mix of music and sounds from 1903, not a bad year on the whole - in fact, everything is going to continue getting more and more listenable as we get through the Progressive / Edwardian era.

Not going to post the whole tracklisting, that (along with everything else) is on the site, but it's got some Bohumir Kryl, some early Caruso, plenty of weird Russian stuff that deserves a bit of attention.

Elsewhere I'm trying to consider options for how to drum up interest in the project - I made a pilot for a local radio station, so may be doing that fairly soon if they'll have me, also attempting to contact as many "influencers" in the podcast world as I can, though most of them don't seem to consider it a podcast as I don't talk on it. But if it isn't a podcast, what is it? Interest (i.e. pageviews) was much higher last year due to some media coverage, not panicking that it's died down now as it's still very early days and I know pre-20s is unavoidably very niche indeed. Basically I'm just going to keep at it, but if anyone has any ideas about how to get some momentum behind it again then please do let me know - I'm not a professional in any of the spheres it encompasses, and am very much open to advice.

Oh, and my 2017 mix is nearly done, should be out in July (just when everyone wants to think about 2017, I know...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post is there any year that stands out as absolute dogshit yet?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, 1889 is pretty terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This is a fascinating archive, keep up the good work. I'm thinking too about ways to get some momentum. My wife runs a Moving Image archive, so she may well have some ideas.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great work, really interesting site and project.
Listening...
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a cliche,
but tell people to subscribe to itunes or follow you on Twitter at the bottom of each post. Give them share buttons. They seem marketing wank, but most people use them rather than write their own "look at this!" tweet.

I also wonder if it would make sense to be more podcasty about what you upload to iTunes - open with a chat about what you've discovered each year rather than giving just the music. Subscribing on iTunes would seem the easiest way to follow an audio project, but I assume people would want the contextualisation that you only currently get by reading the blog.

Anyway, good project - keep it up!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, will try some of that, thanks for the tips.
My radio show (if it happens) will involve talking about the music too, maybe talking at the start is a good solution as the mixing is what I love about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post couldn't hurt to look into spotify for that matter
artists.spotify.com/faq/popular#how-do-i-get-a-podcast-on-spotify
 (ozof, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just a random thought
Why not talk to a museum or historical society about creating soundscapes?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly - I'll look out for some.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been wondering about this project
What happens when you hit the 50's and 60's, wouldn't copyright laws prevent you from making these?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can still make them, but the mp3 pack will be gone, maybe no mp3 download either, might just be on mixcloud at that point.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about inviting musicians to cover a couple of the songs in each mix.
Or interviewing people from the early 20th century
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not confident that anyone would be up for that level of involvement, I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Pussy destructor

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deserved.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post that'll learn it

(ozof, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Washing machines live longer.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post with cat gone

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Extreme cat wheel

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
now do one where we (pretend to) smash some stupid old biddies face in with a cricket bat! cos we're artists dontchknow.
 (Melatonin, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You eat meat?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(Melatonin, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're ok with farmed animals but bothered by a clearly fake video.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes
but I prefer the 'eating meat helps keep me alive' aspect, rather than the (pretend) funny videos of cows being crushed alive.

on the other hand though, I've also done literally nothing to help prevent the spread of bovine TB, so maybe I am a massive bastard.
 (Melatonin, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you’d love Cyriak !

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Ambiguous Garage Roof - it's witchcraft, I tell thee!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
His twin is at the other side of the window etc etc
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice use of perspective there.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's amazing what they can do with magnets these days.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 3:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post AAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
*jumps through window*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 5 Jun 2018, 6:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a window.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post MY EYES!
AND BRAIN!
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very simple: They used mirrors

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shout out to Yoko for those laidback vibes

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't you hate the commute?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let me just start this thread with
GAKE
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAKE

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, the way it was sped up then slowed, not noticing doors etc.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It appears i can no longer use the web unless i agree to and bizarre terms

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 4 Jun 2018, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it was very unpublicised but apparently
Every single person in the world has to send you an email or have you agree something on their website for you to continue to live. Very hush hush
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only it's completely unnecessary
It's the great cookie panic of 2010 all over again. GDPRs interpretation of cookies/web data is flaky at best, and "consent" gained before 25th May or required for your business or site to operate effectively is perfectly valid without destroying ux and making your site completely unusable
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 5 Jun 2018, 6:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post But as an aide memoir for unsubscribing to dozens of email lists it's been most helpful

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes. Yes it has.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 5 Jun 2018, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS you can see the padding
And I recognise the guy, he's a Hollywood stuntman
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Poetman trying out brand new material at an Open Mic NSFW I made this!
Edited to NSFW
I censored out the worst swears by playing synth over some syllables but as pointed out below its still got words you can try and work out for yourselves.

I'd not done any new material in ages, so I wrote some first draft stuff and it went better than I expected.
(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have not watched your video
but which work place would frown on you watching videos like this with swearing but be absolutely fine with you watching the same video with the swearing bleeped?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 5 Jun 2018, 7:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Play school?

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i get your point, edited to nsfw
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried "LAUGHS!" to watch
but "LAUGHS!" only got about 40 seconds ,,ยกSHפ∩∀,, in as the captions just distracted "LAUGHS!" and annoyed me.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Viking nicknames
I follow Dr Janina Ramirez, that the sort of gothy history lady off the telly.
Anyway, I took a break from it when she went out and whilst going through her knicker drawer I saw she had left her twitter thing on and had posted the above link.

"many would be based on physical appearance, including those that were sexually explicit (Kolbeinn Butter Penis)"

bonus link for Worst Nicknames for Medieval Rulers:
www.medievalists.net/2013/10/alfonso-the-slobberer-and-ivar-the-boneless-worst-nicknames-for-medieval-rulers/

Right.. must dash. Waldemar Januszczak's bins won't rifle through themselves you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't watch the telly.
I feel I've been sorely missing out now. Cor, she's not alf bad!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's alright but dont get why she (and a tiny handful of others) gets to do every history/arts/culture program
It's as if our universities werent absolutely packed with eccentrics who can rattle off lectures on their specialisms with their eyes closed
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post They lack TV presenting skills (eg, keeping your eyes open).

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why Dan Snow
can present himself as an "historian". I believe he's got a Master's woop woop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post straight out of uni into his first presenting job with his dad
It's been a tough ride for poor Dan
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i fucking hate dan.

lloyd george being his great great grandad not withstanding.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Greatness homoeopathically dilute over generations of toffs
Results in a Dan.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post double first at Oxford though
Sure that secured him that first foot in the door. On his Dad's tv show
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Point taken.
Still too dumb to do it by himself on a rival channel to show dad he is a big boy now.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post A mate of mine went to university with him
and found it necessary to punch him in the face, apparently.
 (Chaoslave was liquificated on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
arf.
and lol
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU CANNOT USE OUR SITE UNLESS COOKIES
COOOOOOOOKIIIIIEEEDDSSSSDDCH TY RH HD D TY UF HMM FJH
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 4 Jun 2018, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post R U OK HUN?
*hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Hallgerd got his knickers in a knot

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Alien
Die Antwoord
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was unexpected...
given the previous output...
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
But Shit
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The name does seem familiar.
Did he do the one about the fisherman with a hook for a hand?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
unexpected, and annoying. And shite too
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post very shite
I'm super special and unique and didn't fit in at school. But look at me now! singing on the youtubes! in my ever such the imaginative and creative way! get to fuck.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 4 Jun 2018, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't like the opening line of "I am uh alien" then?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fokken prawn

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are going to need a bigger pan.
And a cleaver.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post well i liked it

(ozof, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey lad, you are curving the official party line.
Be a good lad, take your torch and jump on the bandwagon.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post all bandwagzzzzzz

(ozof, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
just pointless
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a link post You didn't take us to McDonalds

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the little shit learned something there.
I can watch this again and again.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right in the kisser.
Top marks.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure he did.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dont focus on the Kid
It'll be the shithouse parents she's learned that from
 (JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they are going to raise a whiney bitch and a woman beater
Nice work
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
One equals out the other.
 (LokiMD, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has a great future on YouTube.
youtu.be/8Bl9h1_F_S4
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I for one can't wait until she assumes her ultimate form!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love how the next car just pulls right up behind
"yeah uh, I'll have a strawberry milkshake pls"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post "WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GOT NO STAWBERRY MILKSHAKES?!?!?!"

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post 77777777777
77777777777
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post beaten by a ginger stepchild

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Parents not allowed to do that now
So get the sibling to do it instead. Genius!
 (Cloudane, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This is kind of everything that's wrong with 'Merica. Whiney entitled kids... parent DRIVING and also filming because you know.. social media clicks for the win!
 (LokiMD, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you, Expert on America.

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a link post My favourite headline from the Guardian so far this year
Video is within the article.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the
'my bad, my bad' like he's spilt someone's pint.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 3 Jun 2018, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Modern guns are pretty much immune to being dropped.
The scary part (besides taking a gun to a party) is that he somehow managed to fire it when he picked it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll assume you mean "immune to firing when dropped"
unless they have some sort of anti-grav struts fitted
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They won’t fire if dropped.
But it can flip the safety... and if he is dumb enough to carry it with a round in the chamber AND cocked.
Then he is a cock.

โ€œPackin heatโ€ is mostly absurd, but can be understood if an adult man child feel unsecure and weak outside his mummyโ€˜s basement, but doing it and being โ€œlocked and loadedโ€ is beyond idiotic, even the US army in Afghanistan only does so when they are outside the gates IN A FUCKING WARZONE.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's doing backflips on a dance floor
Safe to assume he's a massive helmet
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post no the scary fucking part is...
that this cunt would pass a background check if the murkins had them.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've all been there
If only the ankle had been wearing an ankle-derringer, this wouldn't have happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 5:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post do they have to carry guns around when off duty or is he just super keen?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's American.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky he did not backflip into the school next door.
or a gay club.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post if only all
the guests had guns.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Scrapbook Star Wars I made this!
After many eons, I've finally sorted myself out again and decided to make more videos. I thought I'd capitalise on my most popular idea- Scrapbook and make a parody of StarWars with a load of old junk.

ENJOY, SHARE, PATREON - Help. Need food.
(oliputland, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 4:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *applause*

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 5:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thass good, that is!

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post "What a piece of junk!"
Lovely stuff :)
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 4 Jun 2018, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks guys! More stuff to come soon...
 (oliputland, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Long, fat dog.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-44317812
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well they do say dogs start to look like their owners, or vice versa.
When are they going to operate on her?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately I doubt he flew around the surgery
Making a "flbtbtbflptb" sound when deflating, but I can dream.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Preview image 7/10.
Linked video 3/10.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a link post 3rd Of June - Yello
This is the third of June, 1988
A highly unimportant day
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've already drunk some of Dieter Meier's wine

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Along with his Argentinian beef and chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, the meat came from Uruguay

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, yeah!
Chicka-chicka.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post No she went of her own accord!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 5:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Typical Honda driver.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Have this classic on the bogan interview theme

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rather like this guy. Seems like a decent bloke.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright, "m8"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why's he a bogan?
Seems a decent chap to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I was a kid, bogans used to be just blokes that were really into cars
it's become a term now that we used to use "ocker" to describe, sort of equivalent to the US "redneck"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems harmless
And toothless
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
'You managed to put some pants on in the meantime. Do you feel like a hero?'

'Not really. It's something you need to do for the community, mate'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft
Drunken goat sex, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Jun 2018, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *virgin* drunken goat sex
FML, what happened to this place?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 0:07, , Reply)

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