Alas, no.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 16:50,
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What a way to earn a living
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 17:11,
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I clicked "I like this"
because there's no button to say "I cringed so much my face fell off".
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 17:16,
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Pics or it didn't happen
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:36,
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I like this!
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:35,
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I couldn't make it to the end...
(scoshipretending to diet since, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:32,
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I'd suggest seeing your doctor if you're having performance issues.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:05,
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on a scale of 1 to 10 i would say he was "very" wacky
(TurboespritVolume knob, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 10:12,
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Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
(Enron Hubbardhad a big meaty piss on, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 11:20,
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To be fair it's not like there's anything newsworthy going on in the US right now.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:12,
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That's not looking half bad that is.
Also it's been a criminal about of time since i've given Hello Nasty a listen.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:24,
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Well that looks like an unnecessary sequel.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:04,
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Yeh
I liked the first, but cant help but think ill end up hating both after hollywood discovers yet another movie franchise to destroy
(Dan dan danThey tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 20:11,
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The fist one was fun
that looks a bit dull to me and not as funny.
(GratchSit Ubu sit, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:18,
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Intergalactic is 20 years old
Eek
(custard, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:59,
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Fresh
(P-MONKEWe're all fucked, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:45,
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(dyllonnice beaver., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:24,
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Yeah, I had a crossing to Calais like that once.
I spilt an entire pint on my two hundred marly lights and tolberone. I was livid.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:44,
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didn't look that bad. mainly white water slop
it wasn't like getting caught inside at waimea and pounded in the impact zone by massive waves over a shallow reef
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:04,
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We bow to your knowledge
Of being pounded in the impact zone
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 23:04,
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I had it coming out my nose
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 23:19,
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So here's my mix of music and sounds from 1903, not a bad year on the whole - in fact, everything is going to continue getting more and more listenable as we get through the Progressive / Edwardian era.
Not going to post the whole tracklisting, that (along with everything else) is on the site, but it's got some Bohumir Kryl, some early Caruso, plenty of weird Russian stuff that deserves a bit of attention.
Elsewhere I'm trying to consider options for how to drum up interest in the project - I made a pilot for a local radio station, so may be doing that fairly soon if they'll have me, also attempting to contact as many "influencers" in the podcast world as I can, though most of them don't seem to consider it a podcast as I don't talk on it. But if it isn't a podcast, what is it? Interest (i.e. pageviews) was much higher last year due to some media coverage, not panicking that it's died down now as it's still very early days and I know pre-20s is unavoidably very niche indeed. Basically I'm just going to keep at it, but if anyone has any ideas about how to get some momentum behind it again then please do let me know - I'm not a professional in any of the spheres it encompasses, and am very much open to advice.
Oh, and my 2017 mix is nearly done, should be out in July (just when everyone wants to think about 2017, I know...)
(Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:09,
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is there any year that stands out as absolute dogshit yet?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:37,
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Yeah, 1889 is pretty terrible.
(Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:44,
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This is a fascinating archive, keep up the good work. I'm thinking too about ways to get some momentum. My wife runs a Moving Image archive, so she may well have some ideas.
(RompaStompaStick it up your jumper, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:49,
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Great work, really interesting site and project.
Listening...
(S4RKperhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:55,
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It's a cliche,
but tell people to subscribe to itunes or follow you on Twitter at the bottom of each post. Give them share buttons. They seem marketing wank, but most people use them rather than write their own "look at this!" tweet.
I also wonder if it would make sense to be more podcasty about what you upload to iTunes - open with a chat about what you've discovered each year rather than giving just the music. Subscribing on iTunes would seem the easiest way to follow an audio project, but I assume people would want the contextualisation that you only currently get by reading the blog.
Anyway, good project - keep it up!
(monkeonschmonkeon, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:09,
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Ok, will try some of that, thanks for the tips.
My radio show (if it happens) will involve talking about the music too, maybe talking at the start is a good solution as the mixing is what I love about it.
(Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:57,
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Just a random thought
Why not talk to a museum or historical society about creating soundscapes?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:50,
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Possibly - I'll look out for some.
(Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:57,
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I've been wondering about this project
What happens when you hit the 50's and 60's, wouldn't copyright laws prevent you from making these?
(Tuskknows where you live, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:09,
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I can still make them, but the mp3 pack will be gone, maybe no mp3 download either, might just be on mixcloud at that point.
(Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:58,
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How about inviting musicians to cover a couple of the songs in each mix. Or interviewing people from the early 20th century
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:37,
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Not confident that anyone would be up for that level of involvement, I'm afraid.
(Zuowan, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:59,
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haha!
now do one where we (pretend to) smash some stupid old biddies face in with a cricket bat! cos we're artists dontchknow.
(Melatonin, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:59,
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You eat meat?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 14:45,
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You're ok with farmed animals but bothered by a clearly fake video.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:46,
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yes
but I prefer the 'eating meat helps keep me alive' aspect, rather than the (pretend) funny videos of cows being crushed alive.
on the other hand though, I've also done literally nothing to help prevent the spread of bovine TB, so maybe I am a massive bastard.
(Melatonin, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 17:49,
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Let me just start this thread with
GAKE
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:39,
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HAKE
(Sn0tters๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:42,
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What, the way it was sped up then slowed, not noticing doors etc.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:48,
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It appears i can no longer use the web unless i agree to and bizarre terms
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 22:17,
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Yes it was very unpublicised but apparently
Every single person in the world has to send you an email or have you agree something on their website for you to continue to live. Very hush hush
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 23:03,
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Only it's completely unnecessary
It's the great cookie panic of 2010 all over again. GDPRs interpretation of cookies/web data is flaky at best, and "consent" gained before 25th May or required for your business or site to operate effectively is perfectly valid without destroying ux and making your site completely unusable
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 6:11,
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But as an aide memoir for unsubscribing to dozens of email lists it's been most helpful
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 9:15,
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Oh yes. Yes it has.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 9:19,
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FFS you can see the padding
And I recognise the guy, he's a Hollywood stuntman
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 22:56,
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Poetman trying out brand new material at an Open MicNSFWI made this!
Edited to NSFW I censored out the worst swears by playing synth over some syllables but as pointed out below its still got words you can try and work out for yourselves.
I'd not done any new material in ages, so I wrote some first draft stuff and it went better than I expected.
I have not watched your video
but which work place would frown on you watching videos like this with swearing but be absolutely fine with you watching the same video with the swearing bleeped?
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Tue 5 Jun 2018, 7:11,
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Play school?
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 9:47,
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i get your point, edited to nsfw
(William MakesBeerpoetman.co.uk, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:32,
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I tried "LAUGHS!" to watch
but "LAUGHS!" only got about 40 seconds ,,ยกSHפ∩∀,, in as the captions just distracted "LAUGHS!" and annoyed me.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 17:41,
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Viking nicknames
I follow Dr Janina Ramirez, that the sort of gothy history lady off the telly. Anyway, I took a break from it when she went out and whilst going through her knicker drawer I saw she had left her twitter thing on and had posted the above link.
"many would be based on physical appearance, including those that were sexually explicit (Kolbeinn Butter Penis)"
Right.. must dash. Waldemar Januszczak's bins won't rifle through themselves you know.
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 15:04,
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I don't watch the telly.
I feel I've been sorely missing out now. Cor, she's not alf bad!
(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 15:09,
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she's alright but dont get why she (and a tiny handful of others) gets to do every history/arts/culture program
It's as if our universities werent absolutely packed with eccentrics who can rattle off lectures on their specialisms with their eyes closed
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 15:34,
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They lack TV presenting skills (eg, keeping your eyes open).
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 16:01,
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Which is why Dan Snow
can present himself as an "historian". I believe he's got a Master's woop woop.
(Mr MannI love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 16:06,
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straight out of uni into his first presenting job with his dad
It's been a tough ride for poor Dan
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 16:47,
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i fucking hate dan.
lloyd george being his great great grandad not withstanding.
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 17:02,
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Greatness homoeopathically dilute over generations of toffs
Results in a Dan.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 10:20,
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double first at Oxford though
Sure that secured him that first foot in the door. On his Dad's tv show
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 11:12,
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Point taken.
Still too dumb to do it by himself on a rival channel to show dad he is a big boy now.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:23,
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A mate of mine went to university with him
and found it necessary to punch him in the face, apparently.
(Chaoslavewas liquificated on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 12:46,
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arf. and lol
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:46,
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YOU CANNOT USE OUR SITE UNLESS COOKIES
COOOOOOOOKIIIIIEEEDDSSSSDDCH TY RH HD D TY UF HMM FJH
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 18:53,
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(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:26,
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that was unexpected...
given the previous output...
(gearanach#wankwankwank, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 14:10,
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^
But Shit
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 14:46,
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The name does seem familiar.
Did he do the one about the fisherman with a hook for a hand?
(jonbobloves you, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 18:04,
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unexpected, and annoying. And shite too
(RompaStompaStick it up your jumper, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 18:17,
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very shite
I'm super special and unique and didn't fit in at school. But look at me now! singing on the youtubes! in my ever such the imaginative and creative way! get to fuck.
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 4 Jun 2018, 19:34,
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You didn't like the opening line of "I am uh alien" then?
(presferatu, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 20:43,
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Fokken prawn
(smaggersLike a gibbon on helium, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 14:44,
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We are going to need a bigger pan.
And a cleaver.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 10:14,
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well i liked it
(ozof, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 22:36,
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Hey lad, you are curving the official party line.
Be a good lad, take your torch and jump on the bandwagon.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 10:16,
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all bandwagzzzzzz
(ozof, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 13:26,
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just pointless
(colmcq2, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 15:40,
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So they are going to raise a whiney bitch and a woman beater
Nice work
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 18:25,
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One equals out the other.
(LokiMD, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:23,
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I for one can't wait until she assumes her ultimate form!
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 12:03,
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I love how the next car just pulls right up behind
"yeah uh, I'll have a strawberry milkshake pls"
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 12:22,
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"WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GOT NO STAWBERRY MILKSHAKES?!?!?!"
(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:28,
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77777777777
77777777777
(Mr MannI love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 11:43,
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beaten by a ginger stepchild
($$โ , Mon 4 Jun 2018, 14:05,
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Parents not allowed to do that now
So get the sibling to do it instead. Genius!
(Cloudane, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 15:24,
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This is kind of everything that's wrong with 'Merica. Whiney entitled kids... parent DRIVING and also filming because you know.. social media clicks for the win!
(LokiMD, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:24,
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Thank you, Expert on America.
(kombu dashi, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 21:34,
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I like the
'my bad, my bad' like he's spilt someone's pint.
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Sun 3 Jun 2018, 23:01,
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Modern guns are pretty much immune to being dropped.
The scary part (besides taking a gun to a party) is that he somehow managed to fire it when he picked it up.
(jonbobloves you, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 23:29,
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I'll assume you mean "immune to firing when dropped"
unless they have some sort of anti-grav struts fitted
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 0:10,
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They won’t fire if dropped.
But it can flip the safety... and if he is dumb enough to carry it with a round in the chamber AND cocked. Then he is a cock.
โPackin heatโ is mostly absurd, but can be understood if an adult man child feel unsecure and weak outside his mummyโs basement, but doing it and being โlocked and loadedโ is beyond idiotic, even the US army in Afghanistan only does so when they are outside the gates IN A FUCKING WARZONE.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 7:33,
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he's doing backflips on a dance floor
Safe to assume he's a massive helmet
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 10:36,
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no the scary fucking part is...
that this cunt would pass a background check if the murkins had them.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:15,
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We've all been there
If only the ankle had been wearing an ankle-derringer, this wouldn't have happened.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 5:47,
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do they have to carry guns around when off duty or is he just super keen?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 8:52,
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He's American.
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 9:30,
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Lucky he did not backflip into the school next door.
or a gay club.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 11:22,
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if only all
the guests had guns.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:14,
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Scrapbook Star WarsI made this!
After many eons, I've finally sorted myself out again and decided to make more videos. I thought I'd capitalise on my most popular idea- Scrapbook and make a parody of StarWars with a load of old junk.
Well they do say dogs start to look like their owners, or vice versa.
When are they going to operate on her?
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 14:40,
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Unfortunately I doubt he flew around the surgery
Making a "flbtbtbflptb" sound when deflating, but I can dream.
(Thrill_My_Chinchillais old and unimproved, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 0:20,
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(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 0:12,
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I rather like this guy. Seems like a decent bloke.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 12:37,
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alright, "m8"
(Woodkovskyโน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 15:07,
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Why's he a bogan?
Seems a decent chap to me.
(The Awful Puppy Bakeryis still bored, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 15:19,
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When I was a kid, bogans used to be just blokes that were really into cars
it's become a term now that we used to use "ocker" to describe, sort of equivalent to the US "redneck"
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 22:55,
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Seems harmless
And toothless
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 21:19,
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'You managed to put some pants on in the meantime. Do you feel like a hero?'
'Not really. It's something you need to do for the community, mate'
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 19:32,
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