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This is a normal post thousands of housewives recognise the description but need more details to help eliminate suspects

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason I expected that to be in Stockport

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped doing that last year...!
(After *** left this place...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I know *exactly* where that is...
25+ years ago, I regularly walked down there wasted on MD 20/20 to get the train into Manchester to go to the Ritz...it's never been the same since the rats got depressed...

Kebabs were usually purchased from Monsoons or Cafe Loco, in the centre of town...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post All the detectives need to do is send an email
offering a penis enlargement solution to every man in the area and see who responds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Have they checked the Chief Constable's office?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Never been to Hull.

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 20:05, Reply)
This is a link post One million points in a slowly rotating cube I made this!
more moiré patterns than you can shake a stick at.
Runs on my phone, a cheap Moto X, curious if it runs on other phones.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Works on my iPhone 7 plus
But the frame rate’s not stellar.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post In the past people had screensavers, but I think the future is live desktops.
More interesting than a background image, but I'm not sure how to do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but...
I think aesthetically something like that would be nice. But the battery drain may not be trivial.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:52, Reply)
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I don't see the point in a live desktop. On a phone, it's just wasting battery life, and once you've got past the initial "wow", what is the point of it? Even image backgrounds just reduce usability by making it harder to pick out application icons.
 (abc, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks quite nice on a 6th gen iPad
Which I could use as a phone if I wanted to look like a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Flakey on a Samsung Galaxy S6 running LineageOS...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Samsung galaxy tab s2
Totally stationary. Smooth as silk on Google Pixel 3a. Both with Firefox

Very nice
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Huawei P30 pro
spinning away merrily
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post About 1 fps
on my potato PC I found in the bin area a couple of years ago that I use to surf the net when I am away working..
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post OnePlus 7 Pro
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Note 10+
Nae bother.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine on Galaxy S7

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Samsung A6 tablet and Firefox
Runs ok, slight flicker.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Big hairy bollocks
Moto G8 Plus
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post How many Bitcoin has it mined so far?
Works on my pixel 2 btw.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 19:01, Reply)
This is a link post Short Sketch - You Are What You Hate I made this!
Here's a little video from our new sketch series "Life In Pictures"
(SeldomDiffer, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well today
I learned that the word 'video' applies to a single image per scene, and a framerate of about 0.4 fps.

Did like the concept though.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 20:43, Reply)
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Thanks... I suppose video is a loose term with this style of sketch! Glad you liked it though
 (SeldomDiffer, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post AKA Smash Hits photo story...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post Alexander Nevsky does Anton Corbyn
Battle on the Ice at 55:03
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a Rick Wakeman soundtrack
:-D
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Prokofiev not good enuff for ya?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Leave him alone, he's not worth it

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Old Sergie was all right...
but it was RW who did King Arthur on ice. This reminded me of that epic.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post what's the connection with Anton Corbijn?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 18:45, Reply)
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Kubrick's favourite soundtrack
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 9 Jan 2020, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post How DISGUSTING Are You? NSFW I made this!
I managed to nag 423 people into doing a survey of their hygiene (bathing, toilet habits, misc. nasty things) and turned it into a quiz so you can see how you compare

(if you did the survey, you might be able to work out which dot represents you)
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post new content for 2020
may the content gods be praised

I'm not sharing my score - it was bad
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Coward.
I'm quite happy with my 99.5%. With a tiny bit of effort I'll be pushing 100%.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 100%
and I don't even shit in the bath or flush with the seat up.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Who's the bathtub shitter? Come on, name and shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Not just the one
There are 3 bathtub shitters
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Maybe ISIS had a point...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you shit in the shower
and kick it down the plughole?

Make sure you wash your legs after though
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Is flushing
with the toilet seat down a thing?

Every day's a schoolday.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post How are you supposed to wash your face then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely!
Having seen videos of the aerosols that can be produced I can understand why. I stayed at a place recently that had a high cistern with a pull-chain, and even though my hand was at about shoulder height as I flushed it, the water hit the pan with such force that I felt splashes on my forearm.
*edit* Jesus - I'm 90.8% disgusting. Eeew!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Clean water from the cistern hit your arm...?
And then...?
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well then you lick it off, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I usually flush with the seat down.
But sometimes I leave it up so I can stare with rapt fascination at the sticky faeces being peeled off the porcelain by jets of water.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a seat. It's a lid

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:07, Reply)
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I neither lift it to flush nor to pee.




Or shit for that matter.



I scored badly in the survey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it count if the seat is broken?
Asking for a fucking fat friend
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Survey complete, now please wash your hands.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I'd assume that people (well, men) who live alone tend to be a bit more gross. I don't know if living alone is cause or effect, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Never wash my hands after a piss if there's only a hot air drier.
Most germs in the area are obligate anaerobes, meaning that exposure to dry air kills them. If you moisten them then warm them they multiply massively.
Doesn't apply to sporiform organisms so always wash after a shit.
If there are paper towels though, mechanical removal of germs is improved so worth doing (and worth using to open the door!)
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post Space Oddity cover
Featuring a bunch of people I love.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What is it with Americans?
Don't they realise that they might enjoy the music more if they didn't spend the whole time squealing through it? As if clapping along weren't bad enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post To some americans
the only important thing in the world is the sound of their own voice at a public event or space.

Personally, I like the people on the stage and the performance seemed good but had to stop the video because of the people not on the stage.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They probably went there for comedy
and then the comedy people did a big song at the end.

I suspect they were "warmed up" off camera.

Imagine how hepped up your be after a Jasper Carrot set, followed by him playing Diamond Dogs.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "warmed up off camera"
teeheehee
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He already did that, sort of, as Jasper’s best mate is Bev Bevan.
So when Bev was in Black Sabbath, they joined Jasper Carrott onstage for one of his concerts for a few songs together.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Love them all too
And I show my love to these people with a respectful silence.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post Popping wheelies on the streets of NYC
Reckless but their hearts seem in the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What, under the wheels of the vehicle behind...?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting old
..all I could gleam from that is... "why is his car seat so far back?"
 (GeeFunk, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is all I could think of
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post What an arrogant twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post "I sort of fused Flash-dance with MC Hammer shit"
Elon's high in China
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Bobby Gillespie

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 15:49, Reply)
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yeah yeah...it's wefail...but I fucking LOVE this print.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never watched strictly, is this how it always is?
Him and Teresa May should definitely do the celeb version together.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's a match made in heaven.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:18, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yelsin was a boss
total legend
 (antopants hindercorp.org, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Remember when Russian leaders were fun, not scary Bond villians?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Economic collapse, rise of the oligarchs and dissolution of Parliament...
...nothing to worry about.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
fun drunk
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He was massively incompetent and fucked the country by "privatising" everything to a couple dozen oligarchs
Therefore ruining Russia's brief window to become a modern democracy.
I was in Moscow when he died and nobody was shedding any tears for him.
But yeah, he also got drunk and embarrassed himself all the time, it did make good tv.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs some Finnish dad-dancing lessons
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VakjZqso8Ik
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:00, Reply)
This is a link post Australia on fire. Cut the bs. NSFW
If you want to donate, beware of scams. Red Cross seems ok.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post yup

(ozof, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fadgebadger luuuuurves you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post The Ruscombe Gentleman's Steam Bicycle
Toot toot! (No actual tooting featured in the video)
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great idea
Taking a pot of boiling water between the thighs in traffic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No, not just boiling.
These things run on superheated steam. That stuff won't burn your delicate flesh; it'll flay it right off your bones.

It's not a huge boiler though, and the guy seems smart enough to include a relief valve, so I'd be more worried about the improvised petrol tank right next to my bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not worried about it exploding by too high a pressure at all
but if you'd got knocked over by a car and that boiler somehow got pierced, you can say goodbye to the occupants of the joy departement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps some sort of protective codpiece is in order.
I'm sure the steampunkers would like that.

But seriously, I wouldn't worry too much about it getting pierced; there isn't actually very much steam (or water) in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Cute idea
stunningly dull presentation style.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He used CAD
and Excel.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:43, Reply)
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Have you seen what a SolidWorks licence costs?!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post And a plastic drive gear!
I don't know if it's OCD but that's pulling my chain big time - the rest of it's lovely but a white plastic gear stands out like a sore thumb.
I'd love to see the boiler internals - it sounds like a close copy of the Stanley design, whose cars BTW held the speed record in 1906 at 127mph!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 6:35, Reply)
This is a link post The Turning Point
A new animation by Animator Steve Cutts. Well worth a watch - also check the other work on his channel.
(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post vg

(ozof, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This again? :)

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh have I glasscocked myself?
Very possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite.
I posted the same song in a reply a bit further down, but with a still album cover, rather than the fellow's animated beard.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I missed that in the blizzard of 24 hour rolling whistling

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They should 24 hour rolling whistling
whenever a pope dies.

Edit: Eugh. Verbs.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15dulY5pg3M
Ja ja!
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post just because it wasn't posted earlier
here is jack
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post Chassol - Pipornithology, Pt. II
More whistling
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 7:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 9:07, Reply)
This is a link post Top Trumps
to yon mon earlier. thanks for the heads up though ;)
 Title:
Logic Ya Lips - RaveDJ


 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post Kissing the Pink - The Last Film

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved this
This may also strike the right note: m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUJMvoxiSz8
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post Whistling you say?


(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to be this man in another life
Reminds me a bit of Paul McCartney....
 (antopants hindercorp.org, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ...But can he do it without looking like a prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post whistling related German Swanee with the muppets
Oddly I couldn't find Swanee played on the swanny(sp?) Whistle on youtube
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:07, Reply)

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