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This is a link post ABBA song The Day Before You Came
re-imagined for 2020.

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely, did wonder where it was going to go
No we made this button unfortunately, hope they had fun doing it.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's lovely and as usual I'm in awe of anyone who has the patience and skill
to do stop motion.
(, Sat 2 May 2020, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a great thing to do with your kids.

(, Sat 2 May 2020, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Tonite Let’s All Make Love In London
and don't forget to clap

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a classic

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post thought that was Lamb - Angel Gabrielle at first...
my phone tethering on my phone made the thumbnail blurry.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post well why not:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRJmuUN5stk

also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcJNGptYif8
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post now you've gone and done it you terrible internet stranger you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=94NU-W-KgxI
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah,curses, sent me on a discogs back hole. It was also sampled on an Ambient Dub track, Maybe on Trance Europe Express.
(, Sat 2 May 2020, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd assume that most of the folk that still use Facebook are too far gone to be of any risk of further intellectual harm.

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post True but there's a small percentage of them who are inspired to act on their collective stupidity
e.g. by burning a phone mast, making rape threats, or shooting and stabbing an MP to death.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post those bastards
they killed kenny
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah - I still use it to communicate with friends
i.e. people I'd happily invite into my house if they turned up on my doorstep.
I also find the weird shit that Wish throws up fascinating!
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate it when I approve of censorship, but I'm clicking I like this!

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The silly shell-suited twat

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post surely an entrepreneur by todays governmental standards?
or is he earning the wrong kind of money?
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post In-laws:
"Yes, he was a footballer. He is in this kind of theory for over 20 years and apparently even published books about it. Xxx"
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bound to happen in the end.
Completely unrelated, NWOT pic.

www.theonion.com/glade-unveils-new-strap-on-air-freshener-1843197371
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 21:03, , Reply)
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Who would be more agonising to have a pint with, Zuck or Icke? :-(
(, Sat 2 May 2020, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure, on a good day it would be interesting to explore the delusion.
On a bad day, I'd be drunk and catatonic in a half hour.
(, Sat 2 May 2020, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Dr Who loops I made this!
Here's some organised chaos...

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it.
I love the way the 4th loop gives it a GoT / medieval feel!
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love your videos.
Brilliant stuff.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a link post National Theatre Free : Frankenstein with Benedict Cumberbatch as the creature
There's another one, in 2 hours (but also streamable later) with the roles reversed and Johnny Lee Miller as the creature.

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a piece of visual theatre it was great.
Derelict Cabbagepatch© was ace as the creature.
BUT, unless you're familiar with the story of jumped about too much to be of any use.
SORRY TO BE ALL CONTROVERSIAL AND THAT.
(, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked his spasming but thought he was a bit hammy with the dialogue
Lee Miller's monster was better I thought, plus Cumberbatch is always better suited to the weaselly scientist role.
(, Sat 2 May 2020, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Honest Government Ad | The Machine NSFW
NSFW for total f**king panic dead people and bullshit
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
just adding my name to a list here by clicking i like this, don't mind me
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
and I went to click 'I like this' but in a cruel twist of fate (but mostly because I'm a spastic) I clicked 'Ignore' instead. Thankfully I was then able to click 'cancel', and then managed to actually click 'I like this'. What a rollercoaster.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post life eh? who'd a thunk it
crazy stuff
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post life finds a way
to fuck things up.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's what makes it interesting
shirley
(, Sat 2 May 2020, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *ignores*

(, Sat 2 May 2020, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Has anyone got that bird's phone number?
(, Sat 2 May 2020, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just goes to show
if you give a vegan some non plant-based protein they feel much better.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess
you could start by getting the ice-cube trays out
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 15:44, , Reply)
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(, Fri 1 May 2020, 15:46, , Reply)
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(, Fri 1 May 2020, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You win

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take it on the chin. Too late
You missing the edge now. Shape up get a grip.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright robbers

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Her and her boyfriend are in a long distance relationship. Is he putting his baby gravy in the post?
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It gets delivered in an inflammable shoe box

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ
that took me back somewhere I didnt want to go
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Under your bed?
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh no, the shoebox

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the 80's
if you wanted to join 'thee temple ov psychick youth' you had to send them bodily fluids every day for something like 40 days. The particular fluids were unspecified.

A mate of mine had all their leaflets and stuff.

Just got reminded of that.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post did they ever get to join or did they just run out of juice?

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ meta b3ta political satire right here, folks

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not naming my other half
But here's a photo of me with the kids just to avoid any confusion
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post When these sort of fuckwits were on The Word
They were called “The Hopefuls”....
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those poor kids
They're going to get so bullied for the rest of their time in school.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's not vegan

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Mirror. I can't imagine they were particularly critical in their research.

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr Microphone


(, Fri 1 May 2020, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i love that utterly useless set up for the woman with the guitar
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Completely wireless!
includes 8ft connecting cord
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post All your neighbours will come round
remove the batteries and stamp on it.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Happy May Day everybody
Sumer is icumen in

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP Tony
:(

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is devastating, he was so brilliant in every way.

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post but I can't stand drum solos
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mir4r
7:28
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a link post "Don't touch me bitch!"
Nah.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
shea_better_butter_baby
He should have just walked away but then agin these days any body can get droplets is real numbers is going back up corona virus women men old ppl and kids I know some spit flew
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
mrcooper2081
This what a lot of people need. I don't condone hitting women.. But that's not a women. That's a bitch. Big difference. But too many people think they can say or do whatever and won't get punched in the mouth. This real life.. Not the comment section! #truthhurts
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 9:03, , Reply)
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BettyStraws22's
If you want to be a bitch look for a woman with bigger boobs or hair. Bitch is this real life. #truthhurts
Victim shaming or dehumanizing?
LOL... Really?? You honestly think we need to examine a woman's character based on how much hair her daddy beat out of her? It's as petty and ignorant as.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pow! Right in the kisser!

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ban the burka, these terrorists think they can do whatever they want with their faces obscured

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't feel like watching that improved my life in any way.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post fake

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that’s ugly in every possible way.

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why did you share this at all? Especially why here?

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Dylan voice is an improvement.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an age to be alive
In a year or two the crippling shortage of derivative songs will be history!
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 6:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post DIY Chilli Sauce
Ingredients: 1 bottle of chilli sauce.

All feckin samples, not AI generated at all.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 6:51, , Reply)
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Thanks for making me (more) unemployed. Arse holes.
(, Sat 2 May 2020, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Stay the fuck at home NSFW
With a fantabulous mullet
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their language is atrocious.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, heard worse from my granny

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Especially during the short strokes.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the best of that kind of thing I've seen.
Mind you, I've only seen that godawful celebrity Imagine.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Serenade from, your window I made this!
I wrote this a few years ago, inspired by a woman at college whose company I did not appreciate.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post *swoons*

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Spinal Tap moment

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nicole - Why don't you just make 100% have more output and make 100% be the top number and make that have a little more output.

Kenta - These go to 120%.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 15:43, , Reply)
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<nerd>

The Space Shuttle Main Engines operated at anything up to 109% during launch. They managed to squeeze extra performance out of them after the design was fixed and it was easier to rate them up to 109% than it was to re-calibrate everything else to the new 100%

</nerd>
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH HAI SOCKCOOKER

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*argues*
*loses*
*deletes thread*
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post \O/

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same thing for aero engines but for different reasons


100% on an aero engine is usually defined as the maximum continuous performance level. A higher performance level is available for take off, go-around and emergencies, but this is only for short-term usage.

This is why you'll notice the pilots throttle back shortly after take off.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a link post "You think you're Scottish, you think you're bad? I'll fuck you up."
Aye.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
You think you're Scottish

What kind of a question is that?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was in the vicinity of a similar incident in a pub garden once.
The gobshite bully was dishing out threats left, right and centre. He got one punch in the face, and the wind was completely taken out of his sails. On the back foot, he said to his assailant "Who do you think you are? Joey Tribbiani?"
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I had a similar experience. Some knobhead tried to start a fight with my mate (he was just minding his own business, completely unnecessary). My mate (bit of a loon) lamped him and broke his nose. Knobhead's response:

"what are you, some kind of wanker?"
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every Thursday, 8pm.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
I had something similar. Out with a few friends enjoying a couple of beers and some drunk arse was calling everyone nonces. He said it to my mate who promptly roundhouse kicked him in the face over a table, breaking a couple of chairs in the process. When he got up he shouted:

"what are you, some kind of Jackie Chan?"
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roadhouse!

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post NONCEPUNCH!

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post er, kick rather

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same thing happened to me
I was out with my mates, having a few beers minding my own business - when this complete arsehole in a police car pulls us over and asks "What are you, some kind of Ayrton Senna?"
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ayrton Senna, the quickest acting laxative.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, this happened to me too once!
I was out drinking with a mate when 25 ex-marines touched up his girlfriend - he immediately leapt into the air doing a 1850 degree whirlwind kick which sent them all flying through the plate glass window into the Thames.
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but what did he say?

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then he left in his own Accord?

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is this pub thing of which you speak?

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine if Peter Kay ever returned to standup when this eventually all ends.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post EXTEND LOCKDOWN NOW!

(, Fri 1 May 2020, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Now forever
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pow! Right in the kisser!

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't very co-operative.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny until he comes back with his knife carrying mates in the evening and waits outside for the staff to leave.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 19:34, , Reply)

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