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Reading BBC news...
What the fuck is a quango and does it bear any relation to a Zipzorp, a wazzlesnatch or fizzy lifting drinks?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)
Quasi Non Profit Organisation

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
Say "hmm?" if you think i'm sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
hmm?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
You ninja

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
Quasi Non Profit Organisation
of course, you could have just read the fucking story rather than just glancing at the headlines, but still, it's a semi-autonomous company or agency that reports to and is accounted by the Government.

It is NOT a fruit, carpet shampoo or type of Renault
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
The renault quango can only be months away.

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
it is related to the quangle wangle quee?
he had a SMASHING HAT.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
And lives in the crumpetty tree

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)
i want a crumpetty tree and a beaver hat.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:37, archived)
a BEAVER hat, no less

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)
yeah, sure, why not

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
Quasi Non-Governmental Organisation?
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
It's a quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation
It is essentially a non-governmental organization which carries out functions of government.
They sometimes receive funding from government but are largely kept outside the governmental departmental structure.

/civil servant
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
Best answer
5 stars would ask again A++++++
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)
It's Tango for ducks.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)
I like this answer lots.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
Wait... that's not a duck...
IT'S A GOOSE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
winner

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
ain't it a song by that cunt humperdinck?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)
cunt hump a dick?
That sounds thoroughly unappealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
he's a very attractive man

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
a bedside table from ikea

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
Similar to Nandos chicken, but made from succulent cuts of fresh queen rump

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
It's the proper name for 'brown noise' ie the musical note that loosens the bowels

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
It's your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
it's decided
the best apple variety is Braeburn. It has the crisp bite of a granny smith, a medium sweetness, and no floury taste. It is the versatile Federer of the apple world, balanced, robust, and can wear a white jacket without looking like the bass player from Wham
What's your favourite apple?

while you're thinking, here's the original Mr T:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K5IEqmrUio&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:34, archived)
Pink lady
cause it's 'ard, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:42, archived)
Crab
Handy for wanging at spazzy kids
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)
This.
Particularly the 'wanging' part.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
More things could and should be wanged
Dog turds on sticks for example
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)
I like apples that have been in the fridge :)

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:47, archived)
i dont do froot

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)
I bet you do fruits, though. Eh? Eh? Know what I mean?
that doesn't even make sense
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
it would if i had a willy.
we'll pretend ive got a whacking great schlong :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:03, archived)
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
I love it when we play pretend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:06, archived)
I'm a fan of red delicious
they're juicy and tasty, quite like myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
I like Granny Smiths

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:04, archived)
fuck apples man, fuck apples right in the fucking ear

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)
It's the middle of summer.
Are you some sort of antipodean? Or has it just taken you a few months to make your tiny mind up?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:06, archived)
PUSHIN GILGAMESS OFF THE BOARD
Who's on? Where is JMG? Have you just accidentally anything?

pfft, check out this epic typo!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/launch_tl_british.shtml

loffles
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)

i42.tinypic.com/9utclk.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)
That is awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)
Everyone's fucked off to wank over the idea of Gilgamesh in the shower, soaping himself up whilst he's thinking of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:23, archived)

i40.tinypic.com/o89n9u.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
MOAR!
I am bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)

forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2571676
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:44, archived)
If only I found this earlier, to post in the porn subthread below:
randomn.es/images/c935d9954b0a3582c6c95507e096730c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:57, archived)
lol I dun made a thing
rofl goes here

lol make one yourself rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
Yeah, brilliant.
QUAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
lolol
lolol
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
*slow claps*
DULL, REPETITIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
BETTER THAN YOU, RODENT COCK

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
mmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/officeassistant/office.htm?768
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
oops
also: oops
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/officeassistant/office.htm?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
I'm going to get a shower
and get all wet and soapy and think about you
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
Goodo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)

how's this for an answer
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
A MILLION CURSES, I AM CONFOUNDED

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
It's good but it's no sheeple.com

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)
fuck i'm bored
entertain me internet - show me wondrous things, nay fantastic things**



**except goatse/two girls/any other meme that's been on here.

or, alternatively......... no.. actually no fuck it I want to be entertained.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
Google "3guys1hammer"
Force yourself to track down the 4 minute video and watch it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
No thankyou

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
seen it
well, when I say seen it I watched a few seconds of it, realised what it was and binned it.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
I thought you were the one in the middle

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
nah
I don't do middle.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
That's a dead giveaway that you haven't seen it :-D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
if it's what I think it is then I don't want to see it

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
You are so shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
OH LOOK WHO'S ON

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
I managed 2 minutes.
I might try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
I've seen enough dead people and people dying
I don't wish to add to that by watching internet stuff.

I want fluffy stuff

and porn
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
someone linked me to some of the saddest porn i have ever seen the other day.
i just felt so sorry for the girl, how her life had led to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)
she basically had a bag over her head,
with a crude womans face drawn on the bag,
and they were fucking her face. basically.
porn makes me sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
I am bored with porn really
there are only so many variations on a theme really. Some of the more obscure stuff i would never watch anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
I've gone retro.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
70's & 80's porn FTW

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
:(
That's pretty....awful. I feel bad for her - I hope she can get out of the situation she's in if that's the kind of stuff she has to do. Nobody deserves to be degraded like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
how do you know she wasn't paid £10k and loved every minute?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
how do you know that she was?
And who says that just because if she DID get paid 10k and loved every minute of it while it was happening, that she doesn't feel disgusting and filthy afterwards? I know I would feel like that. No amount of money is really worth being treated like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
i'll try and find you the video.
it's life affirming.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
How do you KNOW you would feel like that.
Sounds to me like you're not averse to wearing paper bags with crudely drawn faces on.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
we're living in modern times.
who are we to say that it's wrong for two men to have sex with each other, or that it's wrong for a woman with a bag over her head to be choked with big cocks for no good reason other than seemingly to humiliate her, i mean, come on, loosen up guys, it's the 2000's!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
It's ok for a man to want to have his bollocks stamped on by a dominatrix, but a woman in any degrading porn situtation MUST mean she's somehow being used or is being forced into it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
i don't think you understand how the porn industry works...

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
What, that men can never earn as much as the women?
It's all your fault. If you hadn't made the enternally shit porn film "Goblin Gobbles Gandalf", the men wouldn't have been tarred by your shitty brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
because I'm not going to let someone fuck me if they have to put a bag over my head.
they can take me as I am or not at all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
me and my girlfriend enjoy some, what is known in certain circles as, bag-play,
from time to time.
it's quite common these days you know, loosen up honey, it's the late 90's already.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
oh I'm sure you both enjoy it
it's just not for me. In my opinion, it's degrading, just as it's degrading for a man to want to be humiliated by a dominatrix during sex. Sex isn't supposed to be about humiliation in my books.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
you have too many rules.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
frigid bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
just for you.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
as you are please
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
TBL, trawling for 17 year olds, right here^^^
TITS OR GTFO next?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
17?
damn.

oh well, could have been worse I suppose...... (does not mention KK)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
And taken.
but ta love.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
*wanders off looking lonely*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
Try lower TBL, they might be less likely to reject!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
Don't you try and pull a guilt trip on me.
It won't work you know.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
ah well... cant blame a bloke for trying

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)
picardin' dis

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
word
or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
Sorry mate,
we can still be friends though, right?


Right??
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
Well...this isn't uncomfortable.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
It's a shame the icons are too small to accurately show the picard facepalm
Maybe do a PedoBear instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)
i just about managed to jerk one out to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
I dream about doing this to Anthea Turner

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
I like anthea
sad but true. she is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
^this
but with Ainsley Harriot's face drawn on the bag
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
Didn't you see the expresion on her* face? She lahvd it, the dir'y slag.
* I mean the expresion they drew on the bag.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
2 minutes?
definitely try again... come on man you're letting down the team :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)
on second thoughts
don't worry about it. I lasted 22 seconds.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
Aww, you don't get to see the screwdriver-eyeball-gouging action.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
I don't think I want to.
Somehow I *really* don't think I want to.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
He doesn't die until the very end.
Even when he no longer has a face, you see his tongue flap a bit and ooze more blood out with a pitiful "uurgh" moan, and he lifts his hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
I like the fact they attended their victims funerals.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
They had their appeal hearing a week or so ago.
I can't find any news on it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
I hope they let them out so they can definitely not reoffend.
5 months in jail is a really long stretch after something menial like 16 murders.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
Maybe they can reach the original goal of 40?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
i tell you what.
the reaction videos on youtube are far more entertaining than the reaction vidios from two girls one cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)
is this one roanea?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ZPowZhPn8
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
haha fuck, that's class.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
Oh, I should have a look at those. Does anyone throw up?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
there's an autistic guy boking.
and he links to the original in his description bit.
i love autists.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)
wellll I'm not really hugely into snuff fillums
I'm all about the love and fluff me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
Nor me. I saw it because I thought it was going to be sick-funny along the lines of
2girls1cup

How wrong I was!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
you need to watch this
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/alizee.gif


*restores the karma balance*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
Seen that a BILLION times.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
I noes
it never gets old

unlike this


www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/krankedup.gif
NSFW OR ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
Does Spangolin know you have that photo of her?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
I imagine so
its been lurking on b3tards for over 2 years now
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
lol
"Most of the victims were killed using blunt objects, including hammers and steel construction bars. Blows were often directed at the victims' faces, leaving them unrecognizable. Many victims were also mutilated and tortured, and some had their eyes gouged out while they were still alive. One of the victims was a pregnant woman, whose fetus was cut out of her womb. No sexual assaults on any victims were reported."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
Oh no rape?
Let them go free!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
Look what they did to this victims face.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Igor_Sayenko.jpg

This is one of the kid's Dads and their lawyer who defended them in court. Just....HOW?!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
oh man,
that is totally fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
The footage was digitally altered to make it look like them! HONEST!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
it's weird,
in the thumbnail below he looks fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
If only there were thumbnail photos for John Merrick.
He'd have gone down a storm on AdultFriendFinder.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
LONGER sentences for not raping.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
I mean they had it on a PLATE.
That's some ridiculously idiotic restraint they've shown there.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

ETER

no

PLATTERSPLATTER
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
*searches for piston brokes stand up video*

Oh you said entertained,on second thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
Well I guess it would be nice, if I can touch your body, cus I know not everybody, got a body like you.
Well I guess it would nice, to smash your tits in, with a claw hammer, a hammer like this.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)
heh
now that I had not seen.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ehT325IuTA
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)
that gets a thumbs up for the kraftwerk tune
Europe endless.

sad I know.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/office/
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
hurrah!
more
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
Piston_Broke informed me that my friend had taken 'disco biscuits' into a gig
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
Final Fantasy Seven?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
Errm, what?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
That was fucking awesome
Me and Easty will now wait for a girl to be online so we can all do It's a Fine Life (Reprise) from Oliver.
(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
Me and Easty just did Confrontation from Les Mis
b3ta.com/talk/6277793

It was pretty awesome
(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
With heckling from mike woz ere

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
oh i see,
you wrote down the words to a song is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
i am missing out,
i don't know the song :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
THAT BETTER NOT BE FRUITY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
100% HETEROSEXUAL MUSICAL THEATRE

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
OXYMORON

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
HEY I'M OFF TO BED. GOODNIGHT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
Bit early for you isn't it?
don't you usually go about 3 or 4
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
Popular this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9563601

There's icons in there I might consider using, for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
Tetris blocks are the only one that look well done.
I used to do a few but was a bit annoyed when my hedgehog got replaced for someone elses hedgehog who no-doubt knew Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
Not bitter though...

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
The tank is good too.
Maybe your hedgehog was just a bit shit?

My Brian Blessed one should get chosen, but alas, it is not to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
I dun did a Brian Blessed one too.
Srsly though my hedgehog was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
It's a def star ennit
www.cr3static.com/data/gif/deathstar.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
It looks more like a FailZippy

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
I've been online for ages.
No one ever panders to me anymore.

That's the trouble of going out with an internetter innit though.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
FANCY SENDING ME PICS OF TITS?

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
I'm using this one post to say nothing at all.
Much like normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
I found something cooler, Can Sir Sandmaster Goblin:
This man.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

This man This man
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
That mans is awesome
cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Man_in_the_Pickle_Suit
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
Urk. Just read "Man in Pickle"
Just thought of some horrible slash b3ta porn
(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
didn't the two of you have sex with pickle fairy?
how much of a gap between the two of you was there?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

This man This man
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
snort

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
lololo
a252.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/117/l_e8380c4cac027b0b714736287bff6653.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
you love me

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
BEFORE YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD, JAVERT

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
BEFORE YOU CHAIN ME UP LIKE A SLAVE AGAIN

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
LISTEN TO ME! THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST DOOOO

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
THIS WOMAN LEAVES BEHIND A SUFFERING CHILD

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
THERE IS NONE BUT ME WHO CAN INTERCEDE

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
IN MERCY'S NAME, THREE DAYS ARE ALL I NEED

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
THEN I'LL RETURN, I PLEDGE MY WORD

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
THEN I'LL RETURN...

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
YOU MUST THINK ME MAD!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
I'VE HUNTED YOU ACROSS THE YEARS! MEN LIKE YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
A MAN SUCH AS YOU...

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
MEN LIKE YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE. MEN LIKE ME CAN NEVER CHANGE.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
NO, 2-4-6-0-1. MY DUTY'S TO THE LAW.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
BELIEVE OF ME WHAT YOU WILL, THERE IS A DUTY THAT I'M SWORN TO DO

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY LIFE ALL I DID WAS STEAL SOME BREAD

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS. COME WITH ME 2-4-6-0-1.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE WORLD, YOU WOULD SOONER SEE ME DEAD

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
NOW THE WHEEL HAS TURNED AROUND, JEAN VALJEAN IS NOTHING NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
BUT NOT BEFORE I SEE THIS JUSTICE DONE

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME OF CRIME, AND THE PRICE YOU HAD TO PAY?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
I AM WARNING YOU, JAVERT

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
EVERY MAN IS BORN IN SIN!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
I'M A STRONGER MAN BY FAR

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
THERE IS POWER IN ME YET

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
EVERY MAN MUST CHOOSE HIS WAY.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
Is it me or did it get QUEERER in here?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
MY RACE IS NOT YET RUN, I AM WARNING YOU, JAVERT

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JAVERT

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
THERE IS NOTHING I WON'T DARE

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
I WAS BORN INSIDE A JAIL

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
IF I HAVE TO KILL YOU HERE, I'LL DO WHAT MUST BE DOOOONE

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
I WAS BORN WITH SCUM LIKE YOU! I AM FROM THE GUTTER TOO.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
AND THIS I SWEAR OF YOU TONIIIIGHT

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU TO HIDE

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
YOUR CHILD SHALL LIVE WITHIN MY CARE

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
WHEREVER YOU MAY HIDE AWAY.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
AND I WILL RAISE HER TO THE LIGHT

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
I SWEAR TO YOU, I WILL BE THERE

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
I SWEAR TO YOU, I WILL BE THERE.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
*Fight*

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
*escapes*

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
aaaaaaaargh
also: aaaaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

This man This man
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
oh hell yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
Oh gobbo, they'll free you one day !
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5736633/Spanish-police-thwart-jail-break-using-remote-controlled-Zeppelin.html
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
I was about to say "Zeppelins? Easty's just messed his pants"
but I believe he may have posted already
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
nnngh
*laboured panting*
*slowing*
*goes to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak,
Somewhere in this town
/Thin Lizzy

My money's on the jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
Love to your mother.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
Coolest thing in the universe?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8133806.stm
Post anything cooler in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
MY COCK IS MADE OF TITS

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
Oh Balders. :(

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
You have a kaosillalaltor.
Are they worth the money?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
I don't personally, my friend/bandmate does though.
We've not really found much use for it yet, so I don't think I can give you an opinion one way or the other.
No offense, great banter.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
FINE.
YOU USELESS PRICK.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
is this an avian related post?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
Steve McQueen

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
*sunglasses*
*leather jacket*
*toothpick*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
I'm wearing sunglasses AND I am smoking
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
I am smoking(nearly)
and I have a leather jacket.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

www.spokesableman.com/spokesableman.com/Blog/Entries/2009/1/19_Jumping_The_Shark_files/jump-the-shark.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
cunningham
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
There is nothing as frigid in the whole universe.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
*awaits Moon GT gag*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
I wish I was clever enough to understand science properly.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
Invest in a pipe
increases perceived intelligence by 500%
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
I can confirm this.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
Science is a win.
It's how the real world works. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
I like the airy fairy world of words better.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
Science is exciting and what makes the world, but the airy fairy world of words
is what makes it worth living in.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
Oh man this is hot.
bitcast-a.v1.lhr1.bitgravity.com/break/dnet/media/2009/4/95%20Explosions%20are%20Awesome.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
Coolest thing in the universe
farm1.static.flickr.com/179/404057924_25cce04cc7.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

farm1.static.flickr.com/188/479884270_7f11b1305f.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
GET A SEX CHANGE AND I WILL SERIOUSLY SHAG YOU DAFT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
the only thing colder than that
is your momma's bed.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
Something something else,
this that and the other, fuck you friz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
i forgot to ask,
what do you think friz should let the kids call him?
Friz? Mr. Frizzle? Mr. Friz?
He's trying not to be lolwacky, but he needs a moniker that shows FUN and ENTERTAINMENT with a side of SERIOUS TEACHER LOOK.

Suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
I'll teach you how to sing if you want
I'm free next Summer if you're going to be abo-

Oh.

Sorry.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
awww no you di´ent!

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
he fukken totally di'

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
FRIZ. IN MY PANTS.

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
pedophile

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
yaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
I'm not sure what angle to take.
Should I defend Friz, or should I jump on the bullying bandwagon and call him a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
i don't know,
it's difficult isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
its all for fun and he knows it
so don´t worry
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
really?
because i genuinely think he's a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
:O
i´m shocked.

fat people have feelings.

beneath all that skin and flab etc.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)
What Would Gilgamesh Do?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
That's what I ask myself with any difficult decision in life.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
I think he´d kick an ass or too
thats what Gilgamesh wouuuullllld doooooooooooooooooooooo
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
I'm going to say " LEAVE THAT CUNT FRIZ ALONE"

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
I'm going to have a shower.
Exciting times.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
I feel nice and refreshed, now.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
going be bed now
even more exciting

buenas noches mariconazos
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
Quiet, it's Friz
As some of you know, I am getting a job teaching kids how to sing at a Summer School. I am asking YOU, the internet, what I should be referred to as.

Should I let the kids call me Friz? Mr. Frizzle? Mr. Friz?

I'm trying not to be lolwacky, but I need a moniker that shows FUN and ENTERTAINMENT with a side of SERIOUS TEACHER LOOK.

Suggestions?
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
fucks sake

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Mr. Friz

(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
Mr bisexual
explain thats why you like sports AND singing
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
You may have the least authoritative surname known to man.
Consider changing it to Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
Or growing a beard. Beards have authority.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
Or wearing a hi-viz jacket. They've got authority.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
Or all of the above.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
it might not work as well altogether

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
a hi-friz jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
one that has a loudspeaker embedded in the fabric
that shouts LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME OH MY GOD! every so often

for safety
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
unless you're female

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
well, if it's wispy out-of-retirement exam invigilator ladybeard, no
but a full blown handlebar ladymoustache will show them who's boss
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
a heavily waxed lady-mo would show me who was the boss

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
Mizter Frizter

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
Who do you think you are?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
Hello There Children!
What's happertaining this fine evening? I'm back. Anyone miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
who who
who who
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
Im a guy
who loves this place, but got busy with work and moving and running pubs, but now I have a sweet job at the YMCA, so I now have time to be here.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
Pete Townsend eat your heart out

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
JMG's fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
Oh it's always your fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
Do you have the same style and Friz and Devil Duck?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
no
I do not
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
alright chef

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
Very much so.
I counted the hours until you returned.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
oh you
thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
i hope you fucking die

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
Don't lash out, he might want to board the SSG Boat of Sadness.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
he can go fuck himself,
fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
I'll tell him we're full then.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
Really?
What have I done to deserve this?
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
you fucking know,
prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
Did you put the tampon in the wrong hole today?
Or is it just because I make you feel inadequate?
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
you fucking know what you did.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
I've cooked 40 roast dinners and I have the most ridiculous hangover ever.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
i only did thirty roast dinners today,
i feel cuckolded, roast-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
I only cook on Sundays cos it's the chef's day off and the landlady asked very nicely. I'm a barmaid normally.
We did twenty desserts aswell. Unusual for a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
This is grrrrreat.
www.boston.com/lifestyle/relationships/blog/2009/06/allergic_to_grilled_cheese.html
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Oh, that's fantastic! I assumed it was a secret online code for blowjob, but evidently either they're
too thick to see it, or the man is clearly mental.

edit: I have a mate who had this problem. He married, and has two kids, but presumably no grilled cheese sarnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
I think a lot of people have the problem really, but it's just a bigger issue for him and he's decided to do sth about it. Good for him.
I reckon that in a relationship sometimes you should do things that are not your favourite because your partner enjoys them whether that's sexual or not. But then also you shouldn't pressure your partner into sth you know they hate. But then again, could grilled cheese sandwiches really be a deal breaker?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
Oh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
Really?
Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
My mate had a really tough decision to make, but I can't imagine being in a
'lie back and think of England' relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
But grilled cheese is just one item on the menu. Maybe the chef has other specialities?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
Not with my mate she didn't :(

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
Oh that's different. That's the chef going on strike which is unacceptable.
Just not wanting to make grilled cheese is different I reckon if other meals are available.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
I know that feeling
And I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Cooking for one eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Holy internets.
I have the same style as Friz

www.b3ta.com/talk/3351757

who wants to abuse touch me?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
I'd thought that.
Almost to the point I thought it was you.
I know the picture he's speaking of.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
anyone who can't draw,
has that style.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
Precisely,
look at Jim Davis.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
well, exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
I thought it was only baldmonkey that searches for his name.
Naughty Devil Duck. :(((
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
Meh,
it's not like i brought up any of the ones of people telling my i can't draw.

That would just be childish.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
you are aware that you are genuinely shit at drawing though right?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
No,
bit ignorance is bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
He's better than that Down On The Farm though Gobbo.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
no shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
This is dull.
Who's going to be our replacement SSG when he buggers off to control the planets from the skies?
No puffters.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
but, jmg,
i am a puffter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
NEW TIMES, SANDY.
NEW TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
I for one look forward to these sandy new times.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
SSG, IN COLOR!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
the good old days
ovekvavik.com/?s=Works&w=9
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
:(
That's very sad, SSG.
There's a fat joke I won't even use.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
*points at friz*

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
Why are you having a go at Friz tonight?
Has Friz reached that level of popularity on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
he has dethroned you

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
Here I am.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
SSG is... dying?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
there is some hope,
but not much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
No compulsions to do all the things you've ever wanted to do yet?
It's like Groundhog Day. You can effectively do anything you want and not really have to worry about the consequences.

Here's hoping you find a health pack somewhere, or an overshield, depending on what game you compare your life to. :((((
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
there is nothing i want to do!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
For you,
sweet prince
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
teehee!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
I'd eat myself to death.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
neil young

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
neil young ain't got nothin on me
his rhymes ain't fresh like me,
ain't got bling like me,
neil young neil young,
ain't got SHIT on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
i am going to try and start a rivalry.
between me and neil young.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
I'm FIRMLY with the SSG camp on this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
psyche
*fistbump*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
bob hoskins.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
I'm too busy I'm afraid.
I like my job, but I think I'd like it better if I didn't have to work all the fucking time.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
Chin up, chest out Limey.
Face the world with a smile and all that.
*High Fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
I'd volunteer but I don't think I could fill his pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
He's a DEVIL around the groin.
There's been reports.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

pants anus
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
Can i take his place as the boring/shit/occasionallyworthachuckleandnothingmore/charismalesstwat?
(delete as applicable)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
Lordy!
SOMEBODY please think of the SSG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
I'm thinking of him right now.
*unzip*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
Not really. you're lovely.
is that a new tie? it looks fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
And despite all this,
we still don't know what gonzo's winkle looks like, or pickle fairies fanny, though i can imagine that and i'm trying to eat thank you very much, but does anyone want to help out and do me a drawing of gonzo's paddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
8===D*

*1/8th of actual size

Edit: well i fucked up a small penis joke. This is a new low.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
8========================D

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
hahaha!
willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
8========================D~~~~~~~~~~
fixed
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
Nonce!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
He's a jew, so he's probably had the top off.
I'm willing to bet that it looks like a tiny Phil Mitchell getting very angry at someone for being a slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
haha.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
As I am told
By many Gonzo's shib is like a skinhead baby's big toe
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
He's got an 'inny'.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
Dunno.
Something like this, I imagine
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
Why is it grazed?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
Might be something to do with Pickle Fairy

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
do you have insider information?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
Dawn French is on the telly.
I think she looks quite tasty, she's done something different, not sure what, but oh-boy, she's moved into the 'would' catagory.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
In all fairness here 90nz..
..given that you've stuck your penis into Pickle Pairy, Dawn French would probably constitute a step up.

Slimmer too.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
How was PF for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
Grand, once she stopped trying to eat the flour she was being rolled in.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
When did Gonz and Pf get it on then?
Some sort of b4sh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
are you trying to find out the best way to get laid by fat b3tans?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
It's every man's DREAM

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
"OH BADGER, TURN ME INTO A BADGERJAM ROLY POLY"

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
There's not enough :( in the world for the mental image I'm getting

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
Friz, Gonz? Shitting heck
It's as though there's a b3tan woman contest to see how many she can get through. Still, she's way off the leaders.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
GOSSIP

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
You only have to ask
I'm very weak
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
Don't make me be mean to wicca !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
Go on 90nz, it'll save me a job.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
that fat bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
You're just lashing out!
You're so BRAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
oh you are too kind!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
She never stepped out of the 'would' category.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
I'm doing some fantastically foul farts this evening.
It's a veritable anal concerto.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
I'm only saying this to try and draw attention away from you so you can hide and feel the shame you should rightly feel.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
Mine are loud and proud
but they're aren't smelly :(
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
She wasn't really that fat when she was younger
but she seemed to grow into the stereotype people had forced upon her. It's good that she's fat and successful, but she could have just been curvaceous and successful.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
We were looking at her Autobiography today "Dear Fatty"
And it has a picture of her in her teens and she hasn't changed a single bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
Really?
I've been watching Comic Strip recently, and she's certainly not as big in that as she is now. Maybe she was doing more to cover it up.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
no sorry I meant to add her size has greatly expanded
but her features are exactly the same, I was just looking for a picture of it on the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
Ah right
Definitely prettier than Jennifer.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
phwoar!
She looks stunning in this pic
www.facebook.com/pages/Dawn-French/38917909770#/photo.php?pid=1012772&id=38917909770
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
Agreed
this was the best sketch they ever did:
photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1477/186/37/38917909770/n38917909770_1012795_7435.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
i can honestly say
that they have never made me laugh, either of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
She looks like the fucking widemouth frog.
Stop being wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
NO NO NO STOP THAT
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
I love Dawn French
I don't find her as funny as Victoria Wood but she's still ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
I'm not a Victoria Wood fan, mostly because of the shit sitcoms she's been involved with.
But she is very good on ISIHAC.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
I'm on fucking HOLIDAY!!! *smiley face*
I know you've all missed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
I went to the "best restaurant in Edinburgh"
You went to Filey. I win
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
WOMEN?! COMEDY?!
RAGHLYFLARBLY
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
Soon they'll want to drive and vote and things

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

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