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noon
heheheeh.

unless i told you otherwise, you would never have noticed I deliberately spelt "noon" backwards.


hehhehehehh

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)
You are far too clever for me.
Please, come home and fuck my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)
.
yes
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)
nodrap, uoy era mkinag on sncese,
rmemub
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)
You spelled 'sense' wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)
You need more mirrors

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)
I thought that was the reason for the mis-spelled 'bummer'.

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)
Alright
Who stole my Cheech?
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
Joanie

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)
Simon Le Bon.
He hid it under his veranda.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)
Wearing a leopard-print beret and dancing the macarena
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)
I don't wanna know
how you what SImon Le Bon is doing...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)
Chong.

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)
I did
it's in my pocket. You may take it back as long as you don't use your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)
Good afternoon my lovely peoples.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)
*squeeeeeezles*

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)
*pokes with squewer*
*runs*
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
HELLO!
COME IN!
MAKE YOURSELF A TOME.

That's a bookmaker joke ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
SPANG!
SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)
That'll be a turnup for the books.
Please do not kill me
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)
Fear Fear Fear

the ginger one!
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)
Whoever guesses correctly what am holding in my hand
wins a prize

:)

None of you won, the answer was in fact, nothing, in all the excitment of waiting for you to answer I forgot to pick anything up!!!

I'm craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy, me I am
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)
A dead dog?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
Your vulva.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
your baby

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)
Has she sprogged yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)
maybe lost its grip and fell out

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)
No not yet
I want it out now though, maybe this evening?

Oh just had a thought, I could give birth online and you could all pay to watch!
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)
My cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)
a rubber chicken?

(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)
The skull of your
defeated enemy?
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)
I read that as
defecated enemy ( unsure of spelling )
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)
A mini baby bel
or maybe a spider.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)
A bouncey ball
made out of lots of elastic bands.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)
Biscuits.
Faasands of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)
A toblerone.
A glass of Pernod.
A hamster.
A plate with a picture of Spain on it.
Tin foil.
A used tampon.
A test tube.
A baby scan picture.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)
Keith Chegwin's bollock hair?
I simply don't believe you're not holding anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)
Well believe it

so there!
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)
Socratic dialogue
is truly not dead while this talkboard continues.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)
On the contrary:
Cockmunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)
Neither do I.
And as such I make more guesses:
A can of WD-40
A bucket and spade
A pack of playing cards
Paul McCartney
Linda McCartney
A shoulder blade
Giblets
A gusset
A Jade Goodey work out video
Semen
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)
You forgot
Voodoo dolls of the Bangles
A canoe
Twelve beetles
The Prime Minister of Malta
and a barbed-wire sculpture of Jethro Tull
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)
And...
One beetle
Two beetles
Three beetles
Four beetles
Five beetles
Six beetles
Seven beetles
Eight beetles
Nine beetles
Ten beetles

I'm bored now.
Imagine the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)
That's a lot
of beetles.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)
My stag beetle is now dead

it took ten days for it to die, he is syill in the tub on my balcony, looking slightly smaller than he did.
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)
Well bollocks to this
my internet connection is being so cocking piss poor I'm going home in disgust.

How do they expect me to sit around browsing the net and drinking coffee all day huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)
Try canceling some of those downloads from
www.hotmidgets.org/butterscones
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)
Laters
xx

Edit: You skiving cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)
I object!
I was here until 14.50 yesterday before nipping home without telling anyone :D

TTFN
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)
Cah!
Blame the IT guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)
Had I completely
missed this campaign, or has it not yet become widespread?

The idea being to put the word I C E in your mobile with the phone numbers of your In Case of Emergency person. Clever. I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)
its a good
idea
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)
News to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)
Great Idea!

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)
I have mine
listed under "emergency contact"

I also write my mobile number and "mummy" on the ratbag's arm when we're out anywhere busy in case she gets seperated from us
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)
I like the ID on the babby's arm thing
it's quite popular at festivals ... it's like a little hippy-infant auschwitz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)
Do you get to experiment on them as well?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)
only on the disabled
and homosexual children.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)
mong toddler bumming
the sport of kings
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)
at glasto
we saw two little kids wearing t-shirts with
"If i'm lost, call my mummy on..." and then the mobile number

would've been a clever idea had anybody's mobiles been working at glasto.

still made me go 'aaaaaaah' when I saw it though

then I kidnapped them both and drowned them in the mud by the floating portaloos
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)
does ratbag have a gas mask as well
?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)
I AM YOUR MUMMY!

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)
Ooooh no you are n...
so you are.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)
gah! don't!
Mr V taught her to walk towards me saying "mummy, are you my mummy?" over and over
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
I've done that now

My hubby's entry in my phone now reads

Aa Luke Mobile ICE

Is this clear enough?

(Aa is so that he is first in my phonebook)
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)
yes
that will register when they search under 'I'
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)
I think the idea would be
that the ICE would be at the beginning so that all medical staff would know where to look, rather than having to scroll through every number to find it at the end of the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)
but then he won't be first....

maybe coz he's first they'll see it?

Oh your right of course, I shall just have to make sure I don't have any accidents and then they won't need to phone anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)
or you could always just put his number in again
under "I C E"

©blindingly obvious solutions Ltd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)
Pffft

I really didn't think of that, I have always been a bit slow, not in the true mongy sense but not far behind.

(Just re read that, am I implying that I am too slow to even be a mong?)
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)
I'm not sure, but the only appropriate response seems to be:
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
evey time you open your mouth
I cry at the state of humanity
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)
My friend Vanilla
has been trying to get me to do this for ages... since the late 80s I think....
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)
*slap*
*slap slappity slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)
Don't
tease me.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)
Your friend Vanilla?

What an unus...

Oh I get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)
I wrote that

but still read it as

What an anus...
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)
Arf.
I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)
I'd rather have cake

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)
Mmmmmm...
Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)
Arse
No wonder Vanilla Ice has been getting all those nuisance calls.
edit: Damn you, Experiment 626, you win this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)
5 Minutes Ago.

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)
So anyone have exciting plans
for the weekend? I am going on a second hot date with the young lady I met earlier this week, preparing to move house, and seeing a play.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)
I will be
palming my kids off on anyone who'll take them tomorrow and spending my day on here recuperating. might be having the gannet's first birthday party on Sunday (her birthday's on Tuesday)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)
Three!

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)
it's the cunting database busy error
I can't be arsed deleting them, it took me a million F5s to get it to post (admittedly three times)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)
I will be
palming my kids off on anyone who'll take them tomorrow and spending my day on here recuperating. might be having the gannet's first birthday party on Sunday (her birthday's on Tuesday)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)
Chuffing!

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)
I will be
palming my kids off on anyone who'll take them tomorrow and spending my day on here recuperating. might be having the gannet's first birthday party on Sunday (her birthday's on Tuesday)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)
Times!

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)
Nope
Getting drunk tonight, babysitting Icklepeach's sprog tomorrow.

Rock and, indeed, roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)
take mine too?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)
If your house
was staggering distance from mine I'd consider it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)
I'm walking to Dorchester
and getting pissed...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)
I have exciting plans this weekend

Mainly I shall be sitting, doing nothing as moving hurts, on Saturday I shall leave the house for the first time in 4 days to take my daughter to dance class, which will be on my crutches and painful and tiring. Then on Sunday I shall treat myself to more sitting and pain, feeling frustrated about the housework that needs doing, but I can't do.

Sorry if I am making anyone jealous with my action packed life.
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)
*strokes*
Well mine isnt that exciting really. Seeing play with my ex, then I am not sure if I even fancy the girl I am "dating", and moving house is hellish.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)
But look at what your saying
you are moving house.

At 38 weeks gone, I look at bit like a house, that can't move!!

*enjoys stroking*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)
So you managed to avoid fucking it up completely?
Well done! I trust you wiped it on the curtains before you left?

My parents are making a trip down this evening and catching a train into London for a party/weekend of dirty parent-sex. We've got a party to go to ourselves on Saturday night and my parents are dragging my sister out to Berkshire on Sunday to see our new house (that we've been in since February) and her beautiful niece.

Bizzay!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)
A weekend
of as much rock climbing as possible.

I love it, me.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)
We have B3ta chat
why not b3ta date? or b3ta NSFW?

Just an idea!
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)
because then we'd need b3ta/suggetionsfornewpartsofb3ta

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)
my suggestion are
just because I'm bored
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)
We already have those.
They're just underlying themes on b3ta talk.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)
you think we need a seperate place
for flirting and norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)
SWM looking for SWF
looking for young attractive SWF who likes to talk and long walks on the beach. I currenty reside in hell, you must be a local as well.
(miniuzi, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)
lol
a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)
22/m/hell
pic
(miniuzi, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)
Let's elope!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)
Sweaty wank monster
looking for sweaty weird fluffy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)
It's called
MSN Messenger.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)
Messenger is shit
Trillian rocks
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)
I concur whole-heartedly.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)
I beg your pardon
It's called instant messaging, where the smut can take place without the whole board watching ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)
B3ta/dating?!

I have no idea what you mean... ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)
Imagine the hideousness
if *gag* some of these deviants actually *gulp* mated!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)
*pats implant contentedly*

(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)
He's already got you pregnant?!?!!

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
!!
I have an Implanon contraceptive implant under my skin. I am the next best thing to a cyborg.

/ain't taking chances
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)
I have manflu
just in time for the weekend. My muscles ache, I'm shivering like a shivering cunt shivers, and every time I cough my skull tries to leave my spine.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)
sounds like how I felt
most of this week

*sympathy hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)
Have you infected me
with some sort of internet virus?

/technoilliterate
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)
You have the e-Pox?

(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)
iPox:
1,000 germs in your pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)
if your tonsils end up looking like mine do
then you can blame me
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)
Manflu

is pathetic, you should all just grow up and get on with it

/may be upset about something else, sorry for being blunt :~
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)
would you like to talk about it?

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)
I would

but I think I am just going to be snappy, and I hate it when I'm like that. Thank you though...:)

*feels sleepy*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)
look into my eyes
not around the eyes, in the eyes

*snap*

right, you're under

you will now fall asleep for two and a half hours and wake up feeling better, then go make me a cup of tea after I get out of this meeting

*snap*

you're back
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)
*strokes*
*lemsips*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)
Ooh
lemony!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)
My brother has mumps!
And I haven't had the MMR.


/scared for the life of my testes
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)
I had mumps when I was a nipper,
yet my sperm are so potent, I could shoot both of your ear clean off your head, at 60 paces.

Try to avoid any sort of carnal relations with your brother, for a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)
Why?
You're not going to reproduce, you big gay bumpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)
are you sure it's not bumaids

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)
I misread that as barmaids
then my brain turned it into housemaid's knee
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)
I misread a Virgin Trains advert about breakfasts on Pendolino services
as "Pendulous breasts" last night. It happens to us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)
I see breasts everywhere
though not as often as

Error

The database is too busy right now.

*seethe*

I hate newsletter day
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)
My none of the senior staff are in and it is 3:30.
My girlfriend is waiting for me at home and she has breasts. I think I might leave early.

*contemplates*
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)
Call it a 24 hour bug,
take paracetamol and ibuprofen and stop whining. And try not to give it to your missus!

And get well soon, she typed grudgingly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)
I had it yesterday
And have not been whining for the first 24 hours.

/brave little soldier
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)
You are indeed.
Suck on this lollipop and settle on the sofa with a duvet, there's a poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)
Suck it in soldier!

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)
I see cows playing cellos
with bananas where their horns should be
And I see flags being waved by ducks in buckets
And pigs drinking lemon tea

I love the Muppet Show
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

the Muppet Show LSD
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
Pounds, shillings, pence?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)
Pfft!
Back to the rest home, grandad...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)
I am Imperial today
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)
nah
that's LbSD
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)
I see alternating grey bands,
and bumming
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
Sounds like the best/worst music festival in the world!

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)
"I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein!"

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)
My nose is reeeeally itchy.
How's your nasal welfare?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)
A tad
hayfevery, otherwise fine thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/626738
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)

nose bum
nasal anal

/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)
God.
That reminds me.
I had a dream last night in which my brother stood up, scratched his bum through his pants, pulled them down slightly to check them, noticed they had shitty marks all over them, took them off and threw them at me before walking into the kitchen with a hairy arse.

Jesus, that was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)

dream family orgy
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
you have
a kitchen with a hairy arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
It means you
long to swim in a pool of jellied eels.

/Freud
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)

e a
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
I have no nose

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)
*sigh*
How do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)
Hairy, clogged and occasionally spotty.
Thanks for caring.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)
Fungal

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
OH SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS
I must have pressed print instead of F5 during one spate of sneaky b3taing.
*Runs about like a loon removing evidence from printers*
Fortunately I realised and canceled print after 7 pages, but I think it might have gone through to my boss' printer too.
Eeeacck.
I'm never b3taing from an office again.

*F5*

Edit: The phrase *bums* seems different in print somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
You silly spack.

IloveyouIloveyouIloveyoukisskiss
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)
*weeps*
*grumps*
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)
You are in my office AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)
My keyboard doesn't have a print button,
are they optional extra?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)
It's so easy to accidentally click the 'File' button,
click 'Print' and then click 'OK', when you mean to press F5. Come on, we've all done it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
I know this sounds like a QOTW
But I hold the evidence here *waves papers*.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
This one doesn't seem to have one either
But I don't think I pressed Ctrl+P by accident. I don't know what I did, which is why I didn't notice for 7 pages.
I don't think it went through to my boss though. I hope not anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
By just looking at the entries
on the board, I can find no common element in next week's competition. Which is nice.
(Harry, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)
colour, there's far too much colour,


and pixels
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)
honky

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)
As a goose
I take deep offence at that remark.

*kills*

*to death*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)
And pictures
can't forget them buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)
it's all a bit too
web-pagey for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)
Yay!
www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
Why is that link
already purple in my browser?

/worried
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)
maybe it was linked in the Hun

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)
because it's glass cock?
that's an annual event and it gets linked fairly frequently every year
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)
I posted it once
a while back, it's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)
If only they did one
for bums.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)
Ahem...
www.worldbumchampionships.com/finalists
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)
I'm really digging the Fokker DR1 tri-beard effort.

(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)
I am just impressed
that there is an "East Bavarian beard club"
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)
excellent rate of climb
but stalls very easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)

According to Thames Water "fitting a Save-a-flush (a bag of harmless crystals) in your toilet cistern can save up to 1 litre per flush. That’s a saving of nearly 2,000 litres per person per year."

Am I just being a misunderstanding spacktard, or does the average person really go to the loo 5 times a day?

EDIT: so apparently I really am a camel. *wanders off to play in the sand*
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)
I probably do*.
I'm sure I read somewhere that if you don't need to piss at least 3 times each day, there's something wrong with you.

*An excess of fibre in my diet, and I drink a lot of water.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)
aye but
you don't use your home toilet every single time do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
That thought had occured to me.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)
But every toilet
has a cistern, and uses an obscene amount of water per flush.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)
ahh but the stats were for the saving of water
which would only work if every toilet you used for a year had one of these saver things in it
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)
Yes
which they should. Or they should have provision of a half flush facility. All toilets on the continent do*.

*All the ones I've seen, which is, admittedly, a small percentage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)
I've seen a fair few of those
and I've never worked them out. my aunt has one, but it always seems to flush the same no matter whether you press one or other button or both together
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)
The ones in Biblos work :P
My Grandmother has one where you lift up and drop immediately for a half flush, lift and hold for full, dead easy.

The Eden project in Cornwall have loads of different types in use, they're great :) Most of those also use reclaimed water. Good stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
If you don't
you're not drinking nearly enough fluids. I go once when I get up, once mid morning, once at lunchtime, once mid afternoon, once when I get in from work. That's five already, and doesn't include the evening..
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
did you need all those "once"s? :P
when increasing fluid intake to a healthy level you would go more frequently in the first few days, but your body adjusts so you don't need to go so much normally. five times by the end of the working day seems a lot - even when I was pregnant and drinking 4-5 litres of water a day I didn't need to go that often
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)
Nope, between
waking up at 8 and leaving work at five I usually go at least four times.

Coffee will account for some of that (caffeine being a diuretic), but I still go more than 5 times every day.. There again I follow Mayor Ken's advice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)
I suppose I notice
I go more often when we're out cos I'm drinking coke rather than water
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)
You keep newts?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)
I would say
3-4 is more likely, but it's calculated over the year so it must make allowances for illness in that time. and pregnancy. and small children.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
3-4's nowhere
near enough for a decently hydrated person, unless they're only awake for 8 hours a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)
I drink 3-4 litres of water a day
and that's how often I go. I have strong pelvic floor muscles though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)
Well if you
went as soon as you felt you needed to you'd probably go more often then. I can imagine it's a bit of a hassle with two babbies, as opposed to me having a stretch and monitor break.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)
I do
but I don't always use a loo.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)
I'd say this is about the right amount
Sometimes more, sometimes less, but averaging out at 5.

Are you a camel?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)
I probably have
4 pisses and two or three shits a day.

I dont think 5 per person per day is excessive.

Especially when you include dead goldfish disposal, the shits and vomiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)
If I've been on the coffee and/or beer I'd say about
triple that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)
alternatively you could only flush at the end of the day.

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)
That's like wanking all day
and not using the curtains till midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)
it is?
okay.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)
Or we could just accept that we're British, it rains all
the fucking time and if Africans want our water they're welcome to come over and help themselves (although the Daily Mail would have something to say no doubt)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)
We are hiring loads of people at the moment
and from looking through the CVs I can't help but notice that so many people much younger than me are already married.

/old, single and bitter blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)
*snuggle*
in another few years they'll all be getting divorced and then there'll be an imflux of single women for you

'ning folks
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)
'noon
How's your diseased bits today ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)
I took them back to the doctor
who confirmed that the infection is finally starting to respond to the antibiotics. hurrah! the ibuprofen syrup is working fantastically well too, so I'm no longer in pain. it's still uncomfortable, but bearable.

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)
Does this mean that you can be properly hugged now
without the risk of it hurting?

*readies hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)
aye :D
the 'flu's all gone

*huggles wildly and with Friday afternoon abandon*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)
I'm slowly starting to catch up on my sleep.
By monday I should be fully charged.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)
sleep?
hmmmm.... sleep...

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sleep

ahhh yes, I remember that now
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)
When I had my tonsil plague
I had to keep getting up in the night to save myself choking on my own saliva.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
I've been sleeping sitting up
which I often have to do for my back/hips/pelvis pain anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)
An influx of
middle aged, bitter, divorced, man-hating single mothers you mean?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)
But they tend to be easily pleased*
*may have had a few
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)
Pffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)
Ah, my kind of women!






Dammit my connection is being slow today!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)
You do
know they tend to expect you to like the children too..

/step daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)
People younger than you are grandparents.
I'm older than you and you dont hear me bumming dead dogs and insulting people do you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)
That's because they settled.
Not because you are a pointless unattractive socially inept embarassing fuck who smells of the manky spunk he can never be bothered to wash off his hand after a sneaky wank in the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)
If you werent so classy
I'd be offended by you.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)
Can I send you my CV?
I'm perfect for the job!



What's the job?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)
more opportunities for a 3-way

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)
Yay!
I love telephone conferencing!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)
Rest assured
they probably had a tacky wedding, hate their inlaws, and are bored by the tedium of their lives. And they wish they were single so they could be having the riotous fun everybody knows single people have CONSTANTLY ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)
God, I love life!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)
You are in the beer, chocolate and chips capital of the world
life can't be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)
How old are you
so that I may pass judgement on your single/bitter status?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)
what a nice policeman
www.alldumb.com/item/12522/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)
nice
remind me never to be an underage black girl working in a drive-thru in Ohio
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
Too late
for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)
*interferes with*

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)
You must have had a great Careers Officer at school!

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)
What a cock knocker.
Makes me want some mace though.


Oh and a tazer.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
I wouldn't
mind being sprayed in the face for £30K to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
*opens ISA*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)
It's bukkake hour!

(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)
There are certain young ladies who do that sort of thing for far less
if certain sites on the internet are to be believed.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)
I
clearly have much more class than them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)
*resists temptation to do another tedious strikethrough*

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)
I have objective proof
that my ass has reached its optimum :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)
403
What am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)
some of those comments
really make me think there is no hope for the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)
Cull

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)
*peers over shoulder*
I'm safe for now. I can finally appreciate the art of in-office sneaky b3taing.
I've been in such need of humourous webbing that EVERYTHING you're saying is amusing me.
Especially stinky bum grenades.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
*bums*
*farts*
*lets off grenade*
*loses left leg*
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
*assumes posture
of one who is proud*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
*gets THF from your posture*
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
The horning fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
The Hucking Forn?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
hmmmmmm
I got distracted by nigella
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)
*splutch*

(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
*gropes while you are distracted*

(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
don't talk - just kiss
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue189/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)





*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
poached egg feature *rocks*
i love those bad boys on toast.

*goes to wilko to buy cling film*
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)
*rims*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
*hubs*

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
Wheeeee

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
MWAH!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)
Those pageant photos
GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

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