There were three baby owls in a wood,
Who sang hymns whenever they could.
One could never make out
What the words were about,
But one felt it was doing them good.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)

Teh News
Scott Mills is a cunt
I have all teh weetabixes
It's a beautiful summer day

However, I think FTL FM should invite Girls Aloud for a special celebrity show :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)

I'll volunteer to be their fluffer
'ning!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:12, archived)

ah yes, 'ning
Knew I'd forgotten something :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)

'ning you lot
Dill's still feeling badly :(
but at least I can stay of work
( Dill, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

I'll have the ginger one.
She GMTFH. Further proof that I'm wired wrong.


/Also likes June Sarpong. And not in a Sisterly way. Unless it's a dirty incestuous sister, like that one what was in Brookside ages an ages an ages an ages ago what takes it up de botty an everyfing.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)

oh the voice! Just shut up June PingPong!
grrrr.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

You can have the ginger
on condition that I can have Cheryl and Kimberly... one at each end...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

*draws up contract*

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

June Sarpong is a s l o w t a l k i n g bint
with nothing to say and the sex appeal of roadkill.

mmm... roadkill...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

Gorblimey mister
*looks down* How exciting.

You must be mental ;)
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

Like a fox, little missy

like a fox.

We've just got a lot of thinking and doing to do...

Luckily we've got loads of family help nearby and there seems to be lots of sources of info/cheap equipment from the support groups.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:32, archived)

o
dear. god.

why o why did i drink ALL th e wine ever. everything hurts.

morning all :)
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

'ning lully girl
:)
( Dill, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

MORNING DEAR!!!
*BANGS POTS AND PANS AROUND LOUDLY*

GREASY FRY UP!!!?!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

I would pay all th emoney
I have for a fry up right now, at my desk. I only have weetabix, and the appeal is limited.

Is it bad to eat wotsits at breakfast?
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

Depends where they've been first.

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

Well they are
delighfully cheesy.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

Have you been poking Badger in the eye with them?
I managed to only be 15mins late this morning.

And have already had a sausage & bacon butty. Mmmm... teh grease.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

Haha!
Wotsit in the EYE!

When I left this morning theflatmate was lying on the sofa pointing and laughing at me. the cunt. I wish I had the next week off work :(
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)

This.
Only substitute Stella for wine.

Did Badger get up ok this morning?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

pfft
Did Badger get it up ok this morning?
( Dill, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

Not at 7 o clock.
When I stumbled into the living room at 8.30, he was still there.

He paid for a taxi to work, then I abandoned him. he's probably in a heap at waverley..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

Hello, gorgeous
Didn't you used to have pink cheeks and blue eyes? It's the other way around now.

How was Badger et al?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

Drunk
till 4am. Now my head is punishing me. Royally.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!

/ADHD-man
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

KNICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRS!

/competition
( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

COOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSTOOOMMMYYYYY
/contender
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

don't you people have jobs

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)

yes.
yes we do. It's called multi-tasking. Not only can I do my work and post on here, I can also wank at the same time.
( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)

you woman

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:33, archived)

you love it
bjland.ws/blog/texas_twosome.JPG

not only, but also:
home.mchsi.com/~jaseaton99/homo1.jpg
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

Any chance
of them being SFW?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)

both
SFW
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

Pffft.....
Although I get 'forbidden' on the first one.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)

forbidded
but 2 is teh funny!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

Foreign Legion programme, channel 4
Brilliant viewing this, mostly as it is always fun to watch other people suffering voluntarily. Being buried up to your neck in sand seemed a tad harsh for nicking a sardine, especially when you have to dig your own hole...
(Glen Moranjie, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)

The burying thing freaked me out.. especially as I was playing in my sandpit at the time.
.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:12, archived)

I read Bear Grylls's book about climbing Everest a few weeks ago
He seemed like a basically nice, stiff upper lip, gung ho sort of chap.

I didn't watch last night's episode, but I watched last week's and really wanted that short-arsed Merkin sergeant to fall on a grenade.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

fall on a grenade take his trousers off, and gently lower himself, gently, onto my hot throbbing cock.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

*gets read like a book*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)

So, anyone else heard about this I.C.E
campaign then?

I ask, as I've only had about 1000 e-mails about it in the last day or so.

I would've read them, but I've been busy stuffing maggots up my willy. All in the name of science, though.

Oh - 'ning all!! And if anyone fancies taking part in a 'half human / half bluebottle / half poo' experiment, I'll be in the Gents at Reading bus station from 1 till 2pm.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)

Yeah,
they're claiming that if you put it in your drink it will keep it cool.

Sounds like a lie to me.
( homonk, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:08, archived)

The only way to keep a drink cool,
is to dress it in some fashionable flares, a sequinned shirt and a rainbow coloured tank top.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)

and some huge sunglasses

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)

Is that Vanilla Ice doing a P. Diddy?
/bindun
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

That's three halves, foo'.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:12, archived)

Anything is allowed, in the name of
SCIENCE
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

Looks like fears
of the /talk link on the main board leading to this place getting swamped are unfounded, then...

*waits*

*watches tumbleweed roll by*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:41, archived)

*stops playing crown green bowls with tumbleweed*

Maybe people are *spit* working today.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:45, archived)

Why?
In the name of all that is holy, why?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:49, archived)

Because their
wives aren't chartered accountants and earn enough so you don't have to?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)

Good point
Glad your missus is keeping my comfy while I slack.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)

I am.
They pay me money and stuff and give me chinese burns and grundies if I don't.

But I have nearly eight minutes of solid freedom now.

*assumes position number 14*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)

*bums for seven and a half minutes*
*gives thirty-second reacharound*

Now get back to it, you corporate whore.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)

why was your wife shell shocked?

( diffy maybs, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:50, archived)

She lives
in Baghdad.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)

She went to the midwife last week because she was a bit big for 15 weeks.
The MW said that it could be one of three things

a) A bloody big baby
b) Twins
c) Stomach muscles have given up

She couldn't tell any further than this without a scan and we weren't scheduled for one until the end of this month - so we paid to have a private one yesterday.

It's twins.

In December we're going to have three kids under the age of 2! We've got to sell the cars and buy a people carrier, rethink where we're going to put everyone and I've got to find lots more money from somewhere!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

people carriers turn you into cardigan wearing dweebs
it's a well known scientific fact.

3 kids under two isn't that bad. You'll just think your life has stopped for a few years, then they'll be out of nappies and able to fend for themselves a bit, and your wife might even start to find you attractive again.

/speaking from bitter experience.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

*gulp*

*vows never to buy cardigans*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

The link takes everyone to the new talk board

...except you. We didin't like to say anything, but, there. It's all out in the open now.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:45, archived)

*weeps bitter tears*
It's just like being back in the cubs.

Without the bumming.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)

Including
all the bumming no doubt.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)

www.tunisiancommunity.org/no%20doubt.jpg
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:00, archived)

Oh no!

More people like me will be joining

*Has just spent the best part of 20 minutes raming a stone man up a bull's arse, he was defeated in the end!*

/Goht Major's mask
( diffy maybs, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:46, archived)

What,
heavily pregnant?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)

I need a poo
does that count?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:53, archived)

Yes.
I'd say that it does.
( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)

*swamps*

( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)

*plays banjo*
*gets malaria*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)

*bums*

( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:01, archived)

'ning

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:49, archived)

'ning 'ning 'ning

'ning
( diffy maybs, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:54, archived)

Somebody answer the phone.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:57, archived)

Bananaphone!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:00, archived)

Wyld Stallyns!!

\nn/
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:54, archived)

'Ning bummers.
How are we all this morning?

edit; since when has there been a link to /talk on the front page?
( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:59, archived)

Very well, thank you

Well... until you just said that there's a link to /talk fromthe front page!

*battens down the hatches and prepares sandy lube for troll invasion*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:19, archived)

I went to the shops and I bought...

( diffy maybs, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 6:35, archived)

an apple
/imaginativeblog
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 6:40, archived)

/wrong season blog
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
( charlieroker, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:21, archived)

and ten B&H

Morning All.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:22, archived)

Morning.
Starting new job in a couple of hours. Anyone want to teach me ASP?
( Newington, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:23, archived)

Nah - but try this
www.aspfree.com/
( charlieroker, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:33, archived)

*looks around to check that no-one's looking*
job job as an ASP developer

Did you find somewhere to stay up there? I bet it's a blessed relief to get out of Leicester!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:36, archived)

Not yet
staying at my dad's, but have some numbers to call later.
Your strikethrough is correct, but I think they know I don't really know it yet.
( Newington, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:44, archived)

A cure for a hangover...
Note to self - going out on a school night is a bad idea. Fun. But a bad idea.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:31, archived)

MORNING, MOOSE!!!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:52, archived)

Ow.
'ning sir.

(And congratulations on the extension to your family - since I forgot to say it yesterday...)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:57, archived)

Thanks
I met quite a shell-shocked wifey outside the doctors surgery yesterday.

I also now have scan pictures with which to baffle my cow-orkers.

*hands over bacon sarnie and lots of water*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:22, archived)

anyone
know where i can host a wav file for free, not for long, just for maybe a day or 2
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 3:45, archived)

www.putfile.com
My best guess, dont know if they host though.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 3:47, archived)

nope
didnt work
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 3:51, archived)

Errrrm.
All I can think of is ask a friend with webspace.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 3:54, archived)

i tried that too!
(mine)
damn you dial up and your timing out of cennections to servers
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 3:55, archived)

You still around?
zip it and send it to nobbynobody(at)pluggie(dot)com and I'll host it for you.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 4:02, archived)

Cute.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 4:09, archived)

I know I am.
*bums*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 5:08, archived)

Wake up.
I am.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 3:31, archived)

*wakes up*
wait, I wasn't asleep
( abandonnship, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 3:54, archived)

I delight in bringing you
a fresh conversation from the vaults of Internet Text-Based Humour:

www.livejournal.com/users/darkfive/1536.html
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 2:07, archived)

Ummmmm....great?

(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 2:13, archived)

where?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 3:35, archived)

this gives me the fear
Edit: sweet dreams everyone
(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

Fucking hell.
That's not what I need at this time of the night.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

the name scared me
I closed the window before it started.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

NO!
I saw this earlier, but fuck me! Scary!

/edit: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! It's full screen! And I'm in the dark! I can't sleep now!
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)

I'm glad I saw that
in the morning
( robh, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 6:16, archived)

I'll be fucked if I'm watching that again

( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 6:41, archived)

why does it take windows 7 minutes to delete 400 files from an SD card?
surely all it has to do is write a few zeros to the FAT table?

Gay. Gay. Gay.
( rob, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:14, archived)

You are robocop.
Only because that sounds technical.

And I havent got a clue.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:16, archived)

i think he was dos
I remember command.com scrolling by in his helmet
( rob, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)

Pffft!
helmet
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

Pffft.
Pffft! sounds like a trumpy
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)

*parp*

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)

Recht.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

i've just googled robocop and command.com and got
"When you see Robocop's computer system start up, it loads command.com before it loads the BIOS. If Robocop is controlled by and ordinary PC in any way (he must be in some way since he loads command.com), the BIOS must be loaded before command.com. "

My sides are splitting.
( rob, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

You have found Robocops fatal flaw.
I bet if you poured water on him he would die too.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

Hollywood movie producers
Fools! thwarted by a mere search engine
(spewperb, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

I did wonder that
its just reminded me of that john doe series, where you recites the binary for dos's source and some bloke says, that's right

I mean how would h fucking know that
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)

The fat table's just joined Weight Watchers, so they have to have a lengthy conversation about what it can and cannot eat and how much slimmer it feels compared to the other whales in its group.

( Comma, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:17, archived)

grindforcol slaps comma round the face with an old linux manual!

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

Comma shits the moon in Grindforcol's hideous faceparts.

( Comma, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)

I've never seen that one.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)

speed of access?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)

^this
buy a faster SD card.
( deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 4:14, archived)

So....
are we still being German then?

edit: w00ten!
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

Ja!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

Nein!

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

Juden!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

Rechs!

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

Ruffenze
eine taxi bitterzurf, zeur pratif mein un flug
(spewperb, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

That's not even a word!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:14, archived)

I thought it meant right?

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

Recht.
And to save on reply space, LINK!
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:17, archived)

I haven't got a clue
I only know it because it was on the day today
(spewperb, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

ever had the feeling that someone's looking at you
goodnight
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:08, archived)

best icon hat award goes to...
www.b3ta.com/board/4875784
( rob, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

Wow.
Nice. Is there a compilation of all been done anywhere?
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)

not that I know of
I always wanted someone to write a really happy "woo yay" song, kinda

When stuff gets me down
woo yay
When life is a frown
woo yay

And sequence it all with the best woo yay images.

Maybe including the legendary Holly and Jessica woo yays
( rob, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:48, archived)

that's fucking great!
give that man a medal.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)

now that's impressive!
[edit] whingy baby, night night folks
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)

This piss drinking thing
/autocomplete.
(Wooo!)
(empty_personality, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)

i turn autocomplete off
I don't want my missus to know about the scat sites
( rob, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:46, archived)

Thats probably the same reason
she keeps autocomplete turned off
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:48, archived)

You mean like
www.pigsinstockings.com "Rob? What exactly are you looking for on Google?" (go on, you clicked didnt you!)
(empty_personality, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)

arf!
nice pic.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)

oooooh
pretty
(Heffer foiled, once again, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)

Yup.
That's pretty damn special.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:06, archived)

that is quite brilliant

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:53, archived)

*touch me*
go on, you want me.
And im going to www.marktrock.be
SO THERE!
(empty_personality, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

Je ne comprends pas

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

I don't speak Dutch
what's that all about?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

it has craig david
therefore it's probably a shit festival.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

Dutch?
Belgium rawks

possibly flemish?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

Flemish is Dutch

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:36, archived)

Flemish is a dialect of Dutch

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

I'm phlegmy

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:41, archived)

hle y
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:43, archived)

a short reply?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)

I saw it by the way ;)

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:50, archived)

*blush*

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:52, archived)

Neither do I
So stuff that up your jumper and call it a stick of celery!!!!!

(click on Practical Guide(UK) )
(empty_personality, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:43, archived)

I'm not wearing a jumper
and even if I was, why would I want a stick of celery up it?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:46, archived)

NO!
you misunderstand!
(empty_personality, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:48, archived)

I do?
dammit, the baby's crying...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:50, archived)

Crying what?

(empty_personality, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:55, archived)

someone should tell carowallis to follow the link marked programma
looks like the contents of her picture series from a while back have escaped
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:34, archived)

My brother and his mate just came round
with 6 litres of white cider, and some weed.


Hooray for little skally brothers.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

hurrah!

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)

I always thought
poppers and smelling salts were more effective.


/runs.
(empty_personality, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)

Is sitting in your underpants
and listening to kraftwerk at this time of night illegal in this country
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

what kind of underpants?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

they aren't clean
thats for sure
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)

I only asked what kind they were
are you feeling nervous?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:25, archived)

boxers
blue and grey
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

and now yellow or brown
apparently?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

nothing is illegal
in this country
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

apart from
raw magic mushrooms and discriminating against catholics.
/fumes
(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:26, archived)

I thought raw magic mushrooms were legal unless they were dried?

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

have they made raw 'shrooms illegal now?
i meant to buy some more before that happened.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

presumably if unpicked they're perfectly legal
or should we expect the police to swoop on apparently innocent fungi for no good reason

of course you could say many of them have hoodies
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

One month
The illogical cunts. Apparently because they're "conducive to self-harming behaviour". So not like alcohol, nicotine, or organised religion, then.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

So they are going to put CCTV
on commons, moorland and woodlands throughout the UK to stop people picking them?


pfffft.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)

Quite possibly
Not known for their logic, are this lot. Cf. the whole fucking nonsense over ASBOS for hoodie-wearing. BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOTHES THAT COMMIT THE CRIME, OF COURSE.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

ASBOS are being instantly given
to people that drink in the central gardens of Hull.

They give them out willy nilly and wonder why people complain so much.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

I don't get this at all.
If it's that bad, then surely it should be illegal, meaning that you can charge people with due process etc. If it's not, then leave it the fuck alone. How hard can it be?
(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:36, archived)

Spray that in foot high letters
over your police station.

Then they might listen.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

should we expect some new super villains?
It's Kappa Trackie and Burberry Boy, disguising themselves as disaffectd inner city youth these desperate villains cause mayhem everywhere
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

*reads profile*
Where abouts in Lincs you from?
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:26, archived)

alford, between skeg and boston
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

Cool, I go to Boston alot.
Indian Queen.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

I go to college there
boston that is.. not the indian queen
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)