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# CHALLENGE!
We want YOU to make pictures for the 2005 B3ta Callendar.



The best twelve will be immortalised in print forever (well... for 12 months anyway)

Remember:

* The print images need to be a minimum of 1725 x 1350 pixels, so either link to a large version or be prepared to remake it.

* Your pictures should be landscape in orientation.

* Remember to enter your image in the challenge archive or it will disappear into the ether and won't be considered for the calendar.

* All proceeds from the sale of the calendars will go to the b3ta server fund.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)
# This compo is going to turn up a load of cliched tat.
I can feel it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Then you know what to do...
...open photoshop and show us all how it should be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)
# seconeded
ed
(perkusfux, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)
# So does every competition
But it's worth it for the good ones
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)
# *seethes*
why is the first response to every single challenge ever ever ever always of the form "this is a shit challenge"?

Is it some section of the FAQ that I've missed?

/seethe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)
# yeah
and why does nobody ever sit next to me on the bus? Even when it is the only seat left they stay standing.

/stinks
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:37, archived)
# But what would a B3ta calendar be without
NoHands or Beattie or Teh Quo?

I think December should be something to do with goatse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:51, archived)
# I think someone should do Sadam as Santa personally...
Oh yes and lots of iPod images too!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 28 Sep 2004, 18:08, archived)
# Goatse
My arse
(Aleister Crowleys Badger Nothing to see here, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Ooooh.... Thats gunna hurt.
(El_Lurkio, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)
# yum
yum
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)
# wow
thats an excellent idea
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)
# o.O
I'd best get cracking then.
(I helped save b3ta! MooCow_Byter, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)
# hooray, hurrah, huzzah!
that sounds excellent. I'm going to lay a bet to all of you right now that Bo Beau gets one.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Eclectech too, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! MooCow_Byter, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:31, archived)
# the rest of us
have no chance
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Sure we do.
That leaves another 8 places after StickFigureNinja and TheSunshineElephant.
(I helped save b3ta! MooCow_Byter, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)
# and some down on the farm squirrels and cows
for April
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)
# not forgetting
Sigma5
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 8:50, archived)
# I bagsies next one!


Who am I kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)
# and
Jolly Jack
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Surely
Sigma 5 will get one? And I for one love Devil Ducks stuff....
(Deadite, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I would say yes, eclechtech
yes devil duck deserves one, so does Sunshine Elephant, but Sigma5 was rude to me a while ago, so no cookie.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:45, archived)
# We should probably wait to see
the pictures people enter into the challenge before we decide who should win.

Past performance should not be used as an indication of future hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:51, archived)
# always a pedant
for actualities aren't you bob? I think this is what's called "fevered speculation".
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 19:07, archived)
# I think it would be fitting to make up a month for PantseatFlyer
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
# In 5 years' time
when we have electronic animated paper, Sheep! would be guaranteed at least one month.
(Electric Dragon rediscovered his password at, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:19, archived)
# I bet
he would totally ignore rules and make the pictures 3 times the size like every 'king picture he posts
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Then give him June
and make it a foldout!

/BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 18:29, archived)
#
all we need now is hummus on the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)
# yay
oh no, I used all my last hummus on my earlier post.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Ooooooooh
*tries to think of idea not involving norks*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)
# filth
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Boo
Yes I am rather filthy *makes mental note to have a shower*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Ooh
Sassy.
Should we theme them for a particular month, or just make general pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)
# It's up
to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)
# somebody did the rather wonderful 'sargent pepper' memetastic
I'd say that would make a great cover.

/opinion
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:41, archived)
# You're so right
that was amazing
(Deadite, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Rah!
Sizey goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)
# hmmm
I'm thinking paintmashed ejaculating cock...

or goatse...

great compo
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)
# My entry is ready


*rethinks the use of the word "entry"*
(drnuclear, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Yay!
I vote that goes onto JULY! A nice summery CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)
# how's about
a collage of CDCs?
(rpophessagr, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 18:01, archived)
# /Imagines film poster:
"Being John Thomases"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 18:31, archived)
# you could have lots of themed calanders
made by different people, like matey boy's cliff richard calander for instance and some other peoples funny series' made into calenders, you could flog em and split the proceeds with the creators.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Oi!
That's Dr. matey boy to you...

and the newsletter turked by bandwidth so no pics until friday for you lot
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:45, archived)
# oo moochos respectos doc
my mum loved yer calender, says shes going to print it out
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:55, archived)
# excellent!
glad she liked it

I might do another before xmas, but not sure who...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 18:00, archived)
# Cool I look forward to this!
I won't win....but I look forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:51, archived)
# What does cal look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:43, archived)
# How long have we got?
next week?
(Scary, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:44, archived)
# We'll leave it open
for a couple of weeks at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:56, archived)
# great idea
dont know what month to do yet...how many times can you enter? Id like to try some Blobcat Ideas as well as my no hands....which i have to re do (starts work on it now)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:55, archived)
# You can enter
as many times as you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Cool
Redoing no-hands is an arse(just finished wiskers n eyes)...any thoughts on a blobcat pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 18:04, archived)
# Just make pictures
the ones that make us laugh the most will be used... that's about it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 18:12, archived)
# um
Could we add an extra month somewhere in the summer?
(and_ham, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] entering some from the past year




(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 20:54, archived)
# Oooh, you should
make a lovely big rectangle of them. (say, 8 by 7). You'd get a month for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 21:14, archived)
# how about in the cover...
... there's a pic of the pixelated bear, but each pixel is actually a crudely drawn spunking cock, if you get what i mean...
(Lanky, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 20:57, archived)
# draw it
submit it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 21:35, archived)
# probably a complete newbie board question
but since i'm a kinda newbie poster... where could i find a picture of the b3ta bear... or would i have to draw it up myself from scratch before i could start a'fiddlin
(Lanky, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Arg! Even I know that and I'm just a lurker! It tells you in the FAQ!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Neilster, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Cleek for Beeeg

(nan-demo, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 22:13, archived)
# ...
that's downright fancy


woo to steve mcqueen bouncing babies
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 3:53, archived)
# Can we submit animations?
;)
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 0:03, archived)
# An animated paper calendar....?
Now that would DEFINITELY raise lots of funds for b3ta, as well as being a fantastic and profitable new invention. Fuck plasma screens when you can have wallpaper televisions!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Not landscape but dammit not all the ones in this challenge are so far either!


And thus Saint Domo gave his ten commandments unto Moses:

I. Thou shalt have no other meme before me.
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any unshopped image.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of DOMO thy God in vain.
IV. Remember the sabbath, and also the Quo.
V. Honour thy kitten and thy penguin.
VI. Thou shalt not fwap.
VII. Thou shalt not commit repostery.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal images.
IX. Thou shalt not continue bandwagons past the sixth day.
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's norks.


(the commandments could always go alongside the pic to make it landscape...)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
#
very very woo

youll need to be compoing it though
(I helped save b3ta! QuantumSheep, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Resub for calendar
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:38, archived)
#
That's beautiful, that is.
(DuckieMonster, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I hope you blokes
are going to sell these things overseas too?
(ianisme, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 20:04, archived)
# I vote that Caroline Willis bird
gets one of her talking vegetables put in. She's amazing damn it. I bet she's fit.
(Peet, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 20:53, archived)
# testosterone.....
control it
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Maybe
there should be a SFW and NSFW version ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 10:47, archived)
# they could have stickers
over the rude bits. In Smith's.
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Do we need bleed?
Am I right in assuming that you're using Cafepress to print the calendars? (The dimensions are the same as their template).
If so, do we need to accomodate the 'print bleed' ( www.cafepress.com/cp/info/img/wall_calendar_150.jpg ) If so, I'll need to change what I've done to make sure the important elements are inside the dotted line.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] mm...my pic

(ben_1903 www.crackout.tk, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 18:25, archived)
# I like it
but it could use a bit more cock.
(I didn't do it, Sat 2 Oct 2004, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] click for mahoosive:



not sure how good they look at that size... :/
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 23:29, archived)