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# newsletter subject line compo
what should it be this week?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# robs late with the newsletter again. film at 11.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# TEXT ON A TEXT
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# TOAT!
Wait...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# sTOAT
and weasels
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# and minks \o/
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# And more weasel.
Weasels are 100% fluffy cuddles
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# finally! an excuse to post....
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahah :D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# :) cuddles
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Mmm toats
I think we've found the secret of the internets
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# toats!
leaving a trail of dripping buttery goodness in its wake
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# two in the Bush is
worth a bonus from the CIA
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# "flan and all other good things"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# CONDOLEEZA RICE GETTING HER TITS RIPPED OFF BY AN ANGRY SCOTSMAN
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# quoted "She'll nae get them back, an all!"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# If God used yahoo groups
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# eat shit, jesus!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Alwight at the front, don't look at the back.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# TEXT IN A NEWSLETTER!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Slamming into your inbox like a light entertainer's fist
.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ^ this ftw :D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Britney Spears asks fans for help with next newsletter title
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# "I promise I won't show you my muff again if you buy this album"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
"Does my bum look big in this rehab clinic?"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# are you saying that Rob is Britney Spears?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# there are some uncanny similarities
the schoolgirl uniform for one
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# The ill advised shagging of Kevin Federline
(don't try and deny it)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha
^
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# no no no
no no no no no
no no no
no no no no
yes

Though reading the article again, apparently Britney suggested "OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like" for the title. I think that would be a good newsletter title instead ;)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# have you not seen the pics of rob getting out of a limo

christy! it took 73 gallons of mind bleach to get the image off my retinas
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# well you did stare at it for 3 days straight
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# At least he stopped licking the monitor after the first two.
I was worried about his tongue; it'd gone khaki.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# theres notheing wrong with wanting a clean monitor.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ^this
except Rob instead of Britney
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# When two worlds narrowly miss
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# LINKS LOL!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Carl Sagan's
in ur greenhouse, uriniating on ur vegetables
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# mm variegated lettuce
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Woman jailed for testicle attack!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# oh thanks.
bump my fantastic post off the top, why not?

;)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# "VIRGIN MY ARSE.... does that still count?!!"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# "FUCK JESUS... WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO?!"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# :D
Who the HELL is he?! The song's great, but I wish I knew.

And for that matter, Shaboopi is a SILLY name.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# an olympic skier
I think

I had to google it after the song

it did my brain in

I've never seen anyone eat so many chicken wings
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Olympic mens figureskater I think
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# the clitoris,
myth or magic?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# DOT COTTON'S DOTCOM COT CON
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha YES!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# this with much added lol
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahhaaha
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# RAPE IS NEVER FUNNY, UNLESS YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A CLOWN
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *is tickled*
You're a bad man.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# raper or rapee?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# not shure it looks to good
stealing jokes from tshirthell
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# schmerg schmerg merm schmerg merm merm schmerg
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# MAKE MORE SENSE LITTLE TRAIN!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# 'choo 'choo!
schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *spang*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# bum me
up the arse
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Newsletter MCLXI : when good words turn bad
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# "Spank my Chunk of Funk", Says Banker Monk
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Banker Monk,
the hunk with the, er, trunk?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Bunaglow for sale, upstairs not included!!


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# "What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeline McCann?"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# pffft
virgin?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# yup
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
#
One's dead, and the other is... oh, wait.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# why paper bags are better than plastic ones


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# A+++ NEWSLETTER. WOULD READ AGAIN
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# you can't get quicker than a kwik-shit shitter
why not...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# "Tony Robinson talks to us about he gangrenous bellend. [56k warning]"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ^Clearly this
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# please be my friend
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# BEWARE- localized flooding.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# PACKED WITH MORE SCANDAL THAN A POOL PARTY AT BARRYMORES
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Subjudice Special.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Sub.....judy.
You are under legal subjudy to stay in that chair until such time as .....Simon says stand up!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# we could pretend we are french
and we're in france, in which case we can say anything we want! hahaha

uh

*saunters off slowly*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Ze sings you do to me....
I am so sore
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# FREE INSIDE
Your very own Lucky Blue Coat for you to keep & keep again.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# arsetits.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# GIN AND TONIC ENEMA
Oh, sorry - what was the question again? - those are my plans for tonight.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# COCK ARSE TITS WANK CUNT BASTARD
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL MEANS YOUR COLONOSCOPY HAS GONE CATACLYSMICALLY WRONG
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Office hysterics...

and OUCH!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# CALL THAT A CUNT? *THIS* IS A CUNT!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Release the Barrymore Pool Three
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# "this week it's just a blank page"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# CREATIONISTS: MYTH OR FACT?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# The Disquieting Adventures of Timothy Dalton Shitting on a Legless Labrador
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# HAVING SEX WITH BIG PEOPLE: SEPARATING THE FAT FROM THE FRICTION
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# haha!
slap the fat and ride the wave
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I'm not saying she was big, but she had two postcodes
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# due to extra time during the England match here's a repeat of last weeks news letter.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# YOUR MOUTH SAYS NO BUT YOUR EYES SAY YES
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHH
THIS!!!!!


NOW!!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# anal rape montly
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# THERE'S A WORM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN... AND HE KEEPS SHOWING ME HIS COCK
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# THE FINEST MAS-ALLAH AKBAR THIS SIDE INJA
.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# A Horse Walks into a Bar and Says...
...why have I got a long face?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# IS IT RAPE IF SHE HAS AN ORGASM?
.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *must resist lollage*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I just tatooed "THE RLLING STONES" on my bumcheeks
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# ROB SAYS BRANSON IS A BEARDY TOSSPOT WANKSTAIN
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# This week: Mick Hucknall gleefully massaging warm nutella into his freckly buttocks
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Packed with more imagination than a 70's Porn Movie
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
#
WAIT A MINUTE! THAT IS A BABY'S ARM!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I LIKE TO RUB VICTORIA SPONGE AROUND MY GLANS
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# newletter titles, muggy
not your personal fetishes
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# lolz
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
someone has to eat that, you sick bastard!

and as for the vitoria sponge...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ^That
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# "Passed safe by the Bristish Cheese Marketing board"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Plopsies on dock leafs
or

Buk BUKBUK buk CAAAW *attacks mirror*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# POSTAL NUNS OR CROSS-POSTING WHORES?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO A OMGWTFBBQ. RSVPLOL.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# KTHNXBAI
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# SING LOFTY!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# THE INTERNET VERSION OF COCK AND BALL TORTURE
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# BARRYMORE BUSINESS ADVICE - WITHOUT IT YOU'RE DEAD IN THE WATER
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# nice
keep em coming
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# 'cos life's a bummer and then you drown
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT RATES AND AN AFFORDABLE PAYBACK SCHEME
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# The secret of my Sockcess
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# ^ THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!
To the power of eleventy
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# LIFE IS A MINESTRONE, SERVED UP WITH PARMESAN CHEESE
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY. STILL.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
#
picture on a text makes me rofls zomgggsss
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# BLESSED ARE THE MEEK, FOR THEE SHALLT MAYHAP NEVER KNOWETH THE GOATSE
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# TEH HOLEY BIBLE: GOATSE NEWS EDITION
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Up the bum on a knife
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# IT'S ALL JUST A METAPHOR FOR ANAL SEX
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# TEACHERS: READ THIS ONE AT WORK, IT HAS REAL PAEDOPHILIA PICTURES THIS TIME
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Free Paris Hilton!
With the purchase of two boxes of Jaffa Cakes.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# LSD in the water supply again?

or

Queen raped by Badger - Shock!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
EPSON AND CHILD'S TOY - SCANDOLL!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# SHE'S A BLEEDER!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# This weeks newsletter is sponsoured by EGGS
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Lying under a glass table whilst your crouching grannie curls one out.
...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# You are Wayne Rooney
AICMFP
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# He would lie
face down by accident
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahah
true.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# bobbing like a lubbock
hohum
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *half-arsed joke about a penis*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)