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# newsletter title compo
you've got to be in it to win it
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# because we care


* that will never be used!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# 'My cat has a serious bum wart and she only has 300 months to live'
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Oh, come on, you know you do!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# oh...what was it?
Bummer I forgot!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# PICK UP YOUR GAME!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# ^ THIS
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# ^THIS, DEFINITELY
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^ THIS, INDUBITABLY
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ^ WHAT HE SAID
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ^ I AGREE
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ^ I CONCUR
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ^ THAT TOO
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ^ THIS ALSO
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# ^ MOTION CARRIED
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# or Maddie gets it!
of course.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# No
Maddie is said "game"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# That
was my point, really.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# WE SUPPORT BILL MURRY AS STOCKHOLM TRANSPORT MINISTER
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# DAVID HASSELHOFF: STILL DRUNK, STILL NAKED AND STILL MAKING LOVE TO YOUR WIFE
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I ordered a shirt at the b3ta shop
and didn't even get a lousy t-shirt
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# well you wouldn't if you ordered a shirt
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I ordered two, two months ago
and so far, they aren't responding to my e-mails
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# B3ta does not recognise the low countries
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# It used to

but this new shop is being a cunt
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# DIBS ON THE CORPSE
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Fuck off!
I THOUGHT THAT UP IN THE SHOWER LAST NIGHT!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
#
thought that upsaid it out loud to a colleague in the amatuer serial killer society
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# LAUGH OUT VERY FUCKING LOUD!!!!!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I have to go to the train station now
to buy tickets
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# winnar!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# yay!
\o/
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# 42% better than the latest Dilbert DNRC newsletter
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# This newsletter will give you AIDS
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# +LOL
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# AIDS LOL
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ^this
obviously
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Aaaaah maaaaan!
this made me 'pfffffft' a wet green one out of my nose, right onto my new keyboard.
It got stuck between the b and the n, but luckily, I was able to pry it out with a freshly sharpened pencil

/nose blog
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# B3ta just made you lose The Game
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# pissflaps
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# bastard!
that's twice today
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# sorry
still love your username though.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Do you ever win at the game?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# No it's impossible
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Then I would like to put forward the motion that the game sucks
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I'll suck your motions in a minute
*no I fucking won't
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# You are winning all the time you are not losing
and all the time that little cunt child isn't posting on b3ta
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Surely the Game ends when there is a winner.
Everything in between is people just fighting it out
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# If everyone won it could end I suppose
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# So odds of it ending are slim to none?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Until someone remembered it...
then we'd be fucked again.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Solution: KILL ALL HUMANS!
Result!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I bet it would be you as well
Cunt
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# except theres a 30 minute period..
..to forget once some loses
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I am said Cunt Child.
*pokes sig*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I've been playing the game for years.
I find that regular mentions don't bother me, it's when you go 6 months without it then someone asks "how do you play the game then?" in reference to e.g a nintendo Wii title and your mind makes the link and you reply

"well first you... FUCKSOCKS!"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# when will this sad nonsense be forgotten
won't anyone think of the children?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *thinks of children*
*reports to police station in accordance with Sarah's Law*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# oh hai guys
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^ this!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# oh lol guys!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# ^this!!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Did I miss a weekly joke with this one?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# B3TA is celebrating 20 years of Bad AIDS
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# "I THOUGHT THIS UP IN THE SHOWER LAST NIGHT"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# "I said it out loud to a colleague in the amatuer serial killer society"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# "This one is shit, go look at some spam or something"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Tiger Balm is Not Food
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# FUCK FRIDAY!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# now with added breakdancing leapers!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# More SFW than Holy Moly and ten times as funny
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Less neck than Sandi Toksvig and Clive Anderson's love child
I'm not sure where I'm going with this one though
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Cunt my Fuck you evil spam filter
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# hamsters with tits
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# there she is.. :D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# This week's newletter printed on 100% recycled internets
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# is poo stickier than cake?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ^This^
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# let's ask gillian mckeith!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# maybe
if poo is made of sticky cake
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# OH, SNAP!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# It's like filling you bumhole with baby oil
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# b3ta football shirt on sale now.
are you brave enough to wear it?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# More Friday than actual fried hay
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Its a bank holiday weekend, time to get shit faced. Sleep with a whore and go give the wife her AIDS
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# cheese weasel vs. chutney ferret
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# pfftt
that made me lol long time
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# "Shave your bum-fluff with this razor wit!"
Or possibly "Shave your bum-fluff with this Rasta-Twit"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# "How man-eating badgers helped defeat Hitler"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# We've given the newsletter a shit title this week 'cos we know you'll read it anyway.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Poo Bum Dicky Wee Wee
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Aids is NSFW .... leave it at home please
:)
[ninja'd for ease]
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# tiger balm is never a good substitute for lube
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# its ok.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# and if you use it for oral
it heals her sore throat
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# EMPTY YOUR BOWELS ON A HAPPY CHILD.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# www.lost.eu/4ac4c
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# PUT AN END TO YOUR SKATE CAREER AND TAKE YOUR PLACE AT MY SIDE IN THE CLOWN BANK!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hello email - your P.enIs start to growing here
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# That came straight out of your inbox didn't it?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Basically
yes, it did. I take my hummus where I find it.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Dr Dyslexia is so funny that we had to downvote him again
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me fucking laugh :D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ^THIS^
WITH A BIT OF JURY TAMPERING AND HONOURS FOR CA$H!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# You don't have to be a chubby chaser to be a paedophile; but it helps.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# 500 ELVISES LOOSE
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# bumming monkeys gave you aids
and now your sister has it too
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# IF YOU'VE SUFFERED A PERSONAL INJURY AND SOMEONE ELSE IS TO BLAME, READ THIS
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# WTB: Saw, bin bags, shovel, your silence
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# AIDS LOL.
Edit: Bollocks. Too late.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Filling your inbox with purple delight
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# DIRE-STRAITS-BROTHERS-IN-ARMS-TASTIC!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# brought to you by the number 4 and the word poopshoot
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# "Is it too early for Rhys jokes?"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I knew that*
*didn't know that.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# CONAKRY MOOSEPIPE
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# VIRGIN MARY GAVE AIDS TO GOD
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# "My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I spend so much time playing Second Life and now my Second Life girlfriend is threatening to leave me because my avatar spends so much time playing Third Life."
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# i gave up reading that
after the third chapter
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Higher wordcount = better value for money.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ALL CONTENT OLDER THAN STONEHENGE - OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Attack of the Giant Man Eating Badgers
©MOD 2007
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# BANG! and the child is gone.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# big fish, little fish, cardboard box
!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# .
KIDS SHOOT THE FUNNIEST THINGS
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# how long till
some-one posts a "golf sale"?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# 'Friendly fire' incident leaves 3 UK soldiers with AIDS
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)