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you've got to be in it to win it
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rob,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27,
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because we care
* that will never be used!
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waxdart hello.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27,
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'My cat has a serious bum wart and she only has 300 months to live'
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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waxdart hello.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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Oh, come on, you know you do!
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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oh...what was it?
Bummer I forgot!
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Your watch is BACK,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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PICK UP YOUR GAME!
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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^ THIS
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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^THIS, DEFINITELY
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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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^ THIS, INDUBITABLY
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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^ WHAT HE SAID
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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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^ I AGREE
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32,
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^ I CONCUR
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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^ THAT TOO
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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39,
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^ THIS ALSO
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:42,
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^ MOTION CARRIED
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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49,
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51,
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or Maddie gets it!
of course.
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Doomladen ms paint lover,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32,
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No
Maddie is said "game"
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ClanSoul,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35,
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That
was my point, really.
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Doomladen ms paint lover,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37,
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WE SUPPORT BILL MURRY AS STOCKHOLM TRANSPORT MINISTER
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:43,
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44,
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:48,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:53,
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DAVID HASSELHOFF: STILL DRUNK, STILL NAKED AND STILL MAKING LOVE TO YOUR WIFE
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45,
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I ordered a shirt at the b3ta shop
and didn't even get a lousy t-shirt
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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well you wouldn't if you ordered a shirt
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waxdart hello.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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I ordered two, two months ago
and so far, they aren't responding to my e-mails
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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B3ta does not recognise the low countries
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33,
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It used to
but this new shop is being a cunt
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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DIBS ON THE CORPSE
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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Fuck off!
I THOUGHT THAT UP IN THE SHOWER LAST NIGHT!
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ClanSoul,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29,
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thought that upsaid it out loud to a colleague in the amatuer serial killer society
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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LAUGH OUT VERY FUCKING LOUD!!!!!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29,
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I have to go to the train station now
to buy tickets
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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winnar!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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yay!
\o/
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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arf!
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pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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:)
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32,
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42% better than the latest Dilbert DNRC newsletter
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29,
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This newsletter will give you AIDS
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gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29,
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+LOL
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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AIDS LOL
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29,
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^this
obviously
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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Hahaha
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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Aaaaah maaaaan!
this made me 'pfffffft' a wet green one out of my nose, right onto my new keyboard.
It got stuck between the b and the n, but luckily, I was able to pry it out with a freshly sharpened pencil
/nose blog
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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B3ta just made you lose The Game
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29,
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pissflaps
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gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29,
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bastard!
that's twice today
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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sorry
still love your username though.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:42,
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Do you ever win at the game?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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No it's impossible
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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Then I would like to put forward the motion that the game sucks
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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I'll suck your motions in a minute
*no I fucking won't
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44,
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You are winning all the time you are not losing
and all the time that little cunt child isn't posting on b3ta
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32,
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Surely the Game ends when there is a winner.
Everything in between is people just fighting it out
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33,
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If everyone won it could end I suppose
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35,
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So odds of it ending are slim to none?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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Until someone remembered it...
then we'd be fucked again.
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ClanSoul,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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Solution: KILL ALL HUMANS!
Result!
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pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38,
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I bet it would be you as well
Cunt
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45,
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except theres a 30 minute period..
..to forget once some loses
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Sonic 2 and Knuckles,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:20,
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I am said Cunt Child.
*pokes sig*
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ClanSoul,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35,
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I've been playing the game for years.
I find that regular mentions don't bother me, it's when you go 6 months without it then someone asks "how do you play the game then?" in reference to e.g a nintendo Wii title and your mind makes the link and you reply
"well first you... FUCKSOCKS!"
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40,
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when will this sad nonsense be forgotten
won't anyone think of the children?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35,
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*thinks of children*
*reports to police station in accordance with Sarah's Law*
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:43,
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oh hai guys
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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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HAHAHA
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ClanSoul,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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^ this!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33,
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oh lol guys!
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33,
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^this!!
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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YES!
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pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39,
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Did I miss a weekly joke with this one?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40,
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pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49,
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B3TA is celebrating 20 years of Bad AIDS
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waxdart hello.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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"I THOUGHT THIS UP IN THE SHOWER LAST NIGHT"
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ClanSoul,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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"I said it out loud to a colleague in the amatuer serial killer society"
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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"This one is shit, go look at some spam or something"
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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Tiger Balm is Not Food
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30,
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FUCK FRIDAY!
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Zank Frappa fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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now with added breakdancing leapers!
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caffeinefreak,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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More SFW than Holy Moly and ten times as funny
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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Less neck than Sandi Toksvig and Clive Anderson's love child
I'm not sure where I'm going with this one though
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Doomladen ms paint lover,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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Cunt my Fuck you evil spam filter
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waxdart hello.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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hamsters with tits
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35,
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there she is.. :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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This week's newletter printed on 100% recycled internets
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31,
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is poo stickier than cake?
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mugatu,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32,
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^This^
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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let's ask gillian mckeith!
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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maybe
if poo is made of sticky cake
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45,
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OH, SNAP!
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32,
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It's like filling you bumhole with baby oil
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32,
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b3ta football shirt on sale now.
are you brave enough to wear it?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33,
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More Friday than actual fried hay
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33,
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Its a bank holiday weekend, time to get shit faced. Sleep with a whore and go give the wife her AIDS
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waxdart hello.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33,
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cheese weasel vs. chutney ferret
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Loz I'm still here.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33,
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pfftt
that made me lol long time
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35,
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"Shave your bum-fluff with this razor wit!"
Or possibly "Shave your bum-fluff with this Rasta-Twit"
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TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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"How man-eating badgers helped defeat Hitler"
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Damien's Hearse,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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We've given the newsletter a shit title this week 'cos we know you'll read it anyway.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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Poo Bum Dicky Wee Wee
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Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34,
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Aids is NSFW .... leave it at home please
:)
[ninja'd for ease]
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XLVII Does mainly dead people,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35,
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tiger balm is never a good substitute for lube
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Your watch is BACK,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35,
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its ok.
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waxdart hello.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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and if you use it for oral
it heals her sore throat
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Your watch is BACK,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38,
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EMPTY YOUR BOWELS ON A HAPPY CHILD.
(
Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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www.lost.eu/4ac4c
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Your watch is BACK,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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PUT AN END TO YOUR SKATE CAREER AND TAKE YOUR PLACE AT MY SIDE IN THE CLOWN BANK!
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36,
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Hello email - your P.enIs start to growing here
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Doomladen ms paint lover,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37,
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That came straight out of your inbox didn't it?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38,
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Basically
yes, it did. I take my hummus where I find it.
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Doomladen ms paint lover,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39,
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Dr Dyslexia is so funny that we had to downvote him again
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37,
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;)
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waxdart hello.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41,
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hahahahaha
that made me fucking laugh :D
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46,
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^THIS^
WITH A BIT OF JURY TAMPERING AND HONOURS FOR CA$H!
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Zank Frappa fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44,
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You don't have to be a chubby chaser to be a paedophile; but it helps.
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waxdart hello.,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38,
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500 ELVISES LOOSE
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39,
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bumming monkeys gave you aids
and now your sister has it too
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Your watch is BACK,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39,
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IF YOU'VE SUFFERED A PERSONAL INJURY AND SOMEONE ELSE IS TO BLAME, READ THIS
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39,
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WTB: Saw, bin bags, shovel, your silence
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39,
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AIDS LOL.
Edit: Bollocks. Too late.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40,
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Filling your inbox with purple delight
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xandmi,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40,
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DIRE-STRAITS-BROTHERS-IN-ARMS-TASTIC!
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40,
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brought to you by the number 4 and the word poopshoot
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40,
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"Is it too early for Rhys jokes?"
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41,
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51,
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:55,
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I knew that*
*didn't know that.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:58,
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CONAKRY MOOSEPIPE
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41,
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VIRGIN MARY GAVE AIDS TO GOD
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Your watch is BACK,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44,
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"My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I spend so much time playing Second Life and now my Second Life girlfriend is threatening to leave me because my avatar spends so much time playing Third Life."
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44,
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i gave up reading that
after the third chapter
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gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46,
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Higher wordcount = better value for money.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:48,
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ALL CONTENT OLDER THAN STONEHENGE - OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
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mutster101 fell over,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46,
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Attack of the Giant Man Eating Badgers
©MOD 2007
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49,
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BANG! and the child is gone.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51,
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big fish, little fish, cardboard box
!
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Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:53,
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.
KIDS SHOOT THE FUNNIEST THINGS
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:58,
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:11,
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how long till
some-one posts a "golf sale"?
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Far Out Slave last ate at,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:35,
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'Friendly fire' incident leaves 3 UK soldiers with AIDS
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P3te "the Meat",
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:02,
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