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# Damn it !!!
I was sure I parked it here!?!?



Click for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# aw,
the look of lost you've conveyed is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# you've got the look
you've got the look
the look of lost
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Hee hee
That's quite simply, perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Fantastic
very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# lovely
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# wonder what chocolate bars they have.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# P-p-pick up a Person
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Jaws, Nordic style
(McGeorge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# but is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Nah
no bridge
(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# and no
helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# and no no,
no no no no no no no no, there's no limits.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# You utter cunt
that's now stuck in my head - AND YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE TO GET AT ME
(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# techno techno techno techno techno techno
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# no no
lager - the pumps have run dry - just pints of froth - i think i'll die - tetley tetley tetley
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# is an aweful beer
they should stick to tea bags.
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# didnt have
helicopters in those days though. in somewhat of a quandry now. is it or isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# sex marks the g-spot
he could have shopped one of thoes leonardo choppes in there
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# just didnt think
it through. honestly. anyway, vikings arent real. they were made up. like kangaroos. they're not real.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# i know,
and that fucking steve erwin, he's not real he's a cnut.
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# or
eskimos
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# or igloos.
for that matter cagoules are made up by you trainspotters
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
#
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
#
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# WRONG.
where's the helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Helicopter
it's obscured from view by the big billowing sail...
(McGeorge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# der dum, der dum der dum der dum derne ner
great compo entry, the quote does it for me.
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# his hat
is at a very jaunty angle - i like it
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Where do I
sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# nice
helmet/mustache combo there !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Well, I suppose if wants me to...
Heh heh heh.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] confused...
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# tee hee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# is that a Stump reference in your name?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# indeed
it is - i lent my (cassette) copy of 'a fierce pancake' to a 'friend' many years ago never to be seen again - i contacted some random bloke off a website who sent me a copy (all the way from canada) - and i've been listening to it again - many woos to that man !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I have "quirk out" on cassette somewhere
I saw them live once as well. Verr good.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# yeah
quirk out is fantastic album - saw them at glastonbury in 87 - brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# don't make me
hate you
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# *clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
Very bloody clever - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# arf!
I'm wondering how long it'll take for the text editor jokes to start appearing...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Never good at roman numerals..
You'll never know how close I came to putting only 4 kings up

LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# super
dooper
(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I can't believe that it has taken me
neary 31 years to realise this, but if you add a 'v' to the front of my initial and surname. i become "viking". i am soooooooo going to rape and pillage this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Well
I'm definitely coming on Sunday now..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Ah, Steven King.
The only man alive who could come up with a way to use the phrase "retreated to his tent and bitterly masturbated" without being drunk at the time.

Bonus points if you can name the book.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:08, archived)
# The
Stand?
(dozmic, Sat 6 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] wålrus
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# haha!
took me a while to see what was going on there!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# your use of
depth of field messes with my mind

edit - oh, and good luck :) - only just noticed
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Lovely,
stick to mashing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# whaat!
you have seen his photoshop stuff? it's great!
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=15072
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# i liked my elephant tornado.
it got in fat boab's gallery of the week too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)
# the balloons one is
yaysomely wootastic
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# oh yeh, i liked that one
made me warm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# are you sure
you didn't just wee yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# uh oh,
the employers will love that
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# woo!
and what if i want to be fisted?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# you have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# yay!
now i feel speshal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Woosome as always!
About all there is to say!!

(Apart from good luck...cos I don't fancy being fisted)
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# superb
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# the secrets out
(Hugh G Rection, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# He gets many voices in his head
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody

tourists
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# How many levels
does that work on?

My head is boggling, but woo to you!
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# hah!
geekly-viking-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# top speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# i'm
re-reading the mars trilogy and i've been looking at the nasa images site - so the challenge sort of dropped into place...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Animalympics Uncut

BIIIIIIG!

Edit: Thanks all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# woo!
I like it!

and because I like reading things.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Nice
Alt-text.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# crikeh
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# RUN!
run like the wind
woo
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# woo!!!

the cheetah always wins though...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# But they never
prosper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# not always ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Related repost :o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# New Dictator Challenge

Photoshop Vikings


Photoshop a Viking. Go on. You
know you want to. What would they
be doing now? How many ways to get
into Valhalla are there? How many
bad Viking puns can you make?

These and many other questions
need answering folks...

Now, where'd that glue go?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Thor blimey guvna!
That's a good un
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# that's a
valhalluva bad pun
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I was
a-freya'd that this might happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Many terrible puns
will be bjørn this week
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I'll
Loki forward to thaat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# You do make me
O-laf
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# vyking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Odin't
want to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Odin
is hard to pun with succesfully.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Loki here mister
I think I've dane a better job than you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I'm Snorri
but Bovine already used that one
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# What
by stealing my Loki pun?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Well
I used both syllables for mine.

/undeservedly smug
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Heimdall-ying with the idea of some
really bad puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# They'll fall Vlad
if you carry on in that Svein
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I know, it's nothing to Bragi about.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# i'm going to paint my face
get the wodin
(crap, and anglo-saxon)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I Wodin't say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# i'll never get
tyr-ed of punning
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# yes
Punning (Ragna)rocks my world.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# i won't dane
to answer that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# viking Mr T

i can see it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# is this the mystery_bob challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# from now on i am ignoring all relevant challenges
and entering all the old ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Huzzah!
Vikings are almost as good as pirates!

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Leif's on the line
/repost
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# naaa
pirates are FAR better
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Bollocks
.
(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# yeah, bollocks ...
everybody knows that ninjas rule !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# hmmm
true
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# do ninjas
have cleavage?
(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# the chesty girlie or the builders crack kind?
oh and the answer is no - ninja uniform ass hugging tight
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# all the time?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# i can see a
huge pirate/viking divide appearing on this board's community after this challenge

it won't be the same i tell you
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# (channel) 5 reckoned
viking was a olde word for pirate. ahh
(wilby, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# repost?
you cnut.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Repost for challenge in an existing thread.
That's exemplary behaviour, so you're the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# What's come over you?
complimenting people like that...
(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# i thought it was
a crap pun on cnut
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Knut
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# how dare you!
*slap*
cnut canute knut kanute and probably 742 variations therof
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# you bastard
i'm off next week, and you lay this one on me.

i've a good mind to smite you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# God
you come over here in your long boats, ravage our women, contribute deeply to our culture and you want special treatment and "ooh! I'm a viking. Look at me!".

Horny helmeted layabouts more like.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# cheeky fecker!

don't go out in a storm, as i've got my eye on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# PILLAGE IT!
PILLAGE IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Actually
Vikings didn't wear horned helmets

/pedantery
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
#
/pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Damn my slippery
keyboard of irony
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# That's right,
ruin the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# can i
have that e?
(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# You can.
Have fun with it
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# not in battle
but they sometimes had detachable horns for ceremonial occasions...

/pedant who knows the facts.. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Detachable horns?
To what did they attach?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Walls
Just in case anyone fancied a quick houpla match.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# their helmets??
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Hurrah
much better than the Klan
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I'm going to photoshop some viking kittens
singing a Led Zeppelin song!

It will Rule!
(Indole Ring, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# not if i do it first...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# i think for this challenge
i will upload a picture of some military sea vessels
yes, i'm going to scan de navy in
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You must die.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# oh sweet jesus
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# i just did a lap of honour
round the office for coming up with the Worst Pun Ever
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# True
it'd take some effort to stoop below that one!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# it was indeed a Thor'ry sight to see
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Worryingly
I can't stop laughing at that.

Please, kill me now.
(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# groan
doesn't even begin to cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# YAY!!!
scandinavian vikings like me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Do you have
a hat with great big horns in it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# ofcourse!
and a great big beard
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Cor,
how big?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# this big
*shows with hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Blimey
O Jimmikins!
Do you have have a chain mail top and big furry boots?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# oh yes
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Good lord!
It's like some sort of crazy dream!
Do you have a Kirk Douglas?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I had one
but gave him away, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Nevermind,
I'm sure you have a long boat and a small yet highly successful pillaging industry to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Bloody Hell!!!
That They IS are big beutiful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# wow
that's huge
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# laini
gives me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# That's just
rude mate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# but true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# yay!
should be good:)

hmm... how many viking reposts we gonna get in the next hour, though:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Hurray!
A jar of jam for the first person to make an 'Orse pun.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Fantastic!
I'm off to pillage my stock images folder.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# what's
this doing on the 3rd page of Google image results for "viking"?
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Why, oh why
did I click on that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Bloody Thor's
gonna do a load of reposts now - tcha!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# it's probably been timed
with my hoilday, so that it give you mortals a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Well you've still got a few hours to search your achive and bung them all in a thread..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Yay
Viking kittens ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] obvious
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# i wish i had
an ultimate pen... all ive got is a biro :(
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
For you all as it's my last day for two weeks and i'm going to miss talk like a pirate day.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# cheerio,
i for one shall miss your toons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i will be back with more.
and good luck with the job, what's it doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# woolworths
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# pick n' mix?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# You fucking spacker!
I mean, you scurvy dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# but this is a barbers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Tata and a yaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr in your absence
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# how can you miss
talk like a pirate day?

you just have to talk like a pirate all the time - you don't have to be somewhere

stop copping out and get on with it
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# yarr!
ye still have tae talk like a pirate though, ya scurvy son of a bilge-rat!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# aye, aye captain.
i will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Domonoes anyone


/Excuse the roughness I was very very drunk last night
(Hugh G Rection, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# yay!
that'd be nigh on impossible to animate, but I'd love to see them fall!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# as i said,
i saw some geese today.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# ooh
pretty. want some of these too!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Cos it was easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! HornO, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
Hubba hubba
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# tee hee
disturbing yet amusing, that's b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# woo! great!
but i must complain about what you've done to milla
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# true
milla is the epitome of hotness. she could almost be a b3ta chick.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# she is quite possibly the hottest woman
and her music isn't bad either
(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I probably
still would...
(jokeface_killah, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# 1 paper bag....
and your laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Horribly, horribly wrong
...yet strangely arousing...
(Daddy Orchips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Okay, last one from the construction kit, I promise*


*this may be a lie.
(Daddy Orchips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# aaaaaaaargh
the meme monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Splendid.
Have I missed the challenge vote? Or is chthonic whacked out on Gloy paste again?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# hah!
i always liked the smell of fish glue, it made me hungry
(edit) i don't think the vote has happened yet
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# How fortunate
for your wife.
(edit) Oh yes it has.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# prarp!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# both
most likely
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Look up ^^^ there
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# wheres his ipod?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# In the lunchbox
Along with status quo and the rest of the fear
(Daddy Orchips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# beer, beer, beer, beer


cant get enough of tha wonderful beer

EDIT : I wonder if i'll ever get a FP??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# WOOHOO(tm)
For TinyClimbers!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# yeah!
I want a TinyClimber!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# and so you shall...!
only £29.99 in all good supermarkets
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# here ya' go!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# euch!
lovely (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Here have this one :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# yay!
thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# you'll stand a better chance for the fp
if you make images 280 pixels wide, and make it look like you're not going for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# good luck
you'll be fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# i'm going to bring some 'clown' humour
to their serious environment
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# that's the spirit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# good luck!
for best results wear a hilarious tie with a cartoon character on it
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# i have some custard pies
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# 280 pixels huh???
i've posted loads of pics and never been FP'd but never mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# well, martian's posted 13,000 messages
and never been fped.

so it might not be that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# whatever
you do- don't ASK to be frontpaged!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# and don't tell other people
that they should be frontpaged... :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i've never asked
well apart from today, i d think some of mine are good, and i'd just like to be fp'd! one day maybe!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Fps are a bonus
but not the reason.
It's lovely when you get one, but it's not really the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# That's fucking rich
coming from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# let me get my handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# thats great
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# hehe
yay! - is that mister rune?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# it is : )
well if he will go around scanning his head - he should expect the worst!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
btw, yippee its friday!!!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# true
me n hugo have saturday night child free and we can't decide what to do!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# i imagine its tempting just to get very pissed!!
:)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# hmmmm
we do that when she is here though!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# nice piccy
dont worry about the front page. No-one ever looks there anyway!!!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# and it kills your bandwidth
if you have a limit
(dognutz, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# woo!
she does get around a bit!: www.barnesy.org/b3ta/buccaneers.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I've had a brainstorm...

Big up!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# mmm
giant glowing poo nugget in the sky.. with diamonds
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Isn't that
a Beatles song?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# yeah its my favouite track...
its on the brown album
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Badum!
Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# that made me
blow a bubble of snot out my nose. thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# glad to be of service.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i've always thought
brains looked like loads of porky nude people in a weird orgy type situation

mmmm... spicy brains...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# i think this would go nicely
in my garden, next to the bird table.
Yours for $200,000
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# spin it!
spin it hard!
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
thats the coolest this i ever saw
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# wheeeeee!
looks like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Shall we all
chip in for it?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# *rummages in purse*
I have about £1.50

so maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# £1.50
each, between 15000.
should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# i like your thinking
but not your maths
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# not every b3tan would contribute though
otherwise rob would be a millionaire by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# they would
for something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# yaaarrrrrrrrrrr!
www.italintl.com/pirate/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# yyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
lift anchor swab boy we're off to sail the 7 seas...

Thats an idea, any of you lot want to make a whole day out for all at somewhere like alton towers. We could do a huge group booking which should make it cheaper esp if we all stayed that way on overnight too.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# top plan!
and i promise not to be naked this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# ooh, people planned that on another forum but it never went through
if they'd be a train going up to stoke-on-trent (which i guess would be the one that starts here in poole), i'd probably go!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# incredably
delayed
mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# oooh
yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] presumably this came first...
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# I can think of few better reasons
to avoid buying a magazine.

Nicely done, though :)
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# mmm
stoneroses oasis baby cocaine monkey shocker... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# also see
"arse poster" - they don't even try to claim it's any good!
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

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