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[challenge entry]


Accurate translation from pig into viking by Kaiser ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# super!
that is one timid pig!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# aw.
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# he
is fantastic - oink oink !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# yay for viking pork
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# why
so glum little piggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# He's not...
...very keen on herring.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# that pigs got class.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Changing one word improved this BBC diagram...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Is he with Jamie Oliver
or something?
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# In a rude way?
I want to know when he stops shitting.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# is
he doing it in london becasue they wouldn't allow him to do it in the states ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# They got bored by his attention-seeking antics.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# ahhh
it all makes sense now...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# woo-yay!
God bless the London Underground.
No, really: someone has to...
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# that is grossly disproportioned
shame on the BBC.

Blane is not 7ft tall! so why is he the same height at the box?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Very poor


A viking, with a liking for hiking.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# damn
and blast!!!

been trying to shop that for half an hour now... there goes my mornings hummus...

(edit: I know there's no pic but the concept is what I was chasing!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Now, you see,
Taking about one minute and twenty-four seconds with MSPaint has its advantages.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# er...
is it me, or is there no pic here?

EDIT: Ahh, there it is.

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Weird,
It turned up and then disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Wooo
My icon has arrived!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# hiking vikings?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I LOVE
those vikings!!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# been watching this for ages..
can I stop now? - I have stopped giggling (as much)
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Compo it!
Compo it HARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] We love to hate them......... ok i really hate them!!!

Scum, Scum, Scum... Burnnnnnn!!!!!!
John Doe
(CorpseClothing.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# blazin squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# damp squid
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't believe no-one's done this yet...
...4 Norsemen of the apocolypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Why don't you pop it into the compo?
(funkylins, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Only the helmets...
...are my own work!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# I might actually keep this one...
...anyone recommend a good webspace host?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A little-known viking song


</python>
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# hehe
Spam
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# surprised it took so long ;)
i've just applied for a job in australia. anyone know where i can buy a flaming gallah?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
#
www.australiashop.co.uk/? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# .
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Go into the outback,
catch a gallah, cover it in petrol, and set it alight...

et voila!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# the bar I work in
does a cocktail called that...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Fan-bloody-tastic
Python rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Awwww
but it's missing the wooden spoon!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I only ordered some paper clips
and they sent this gibboon

(Normski, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] A joke. Sort of.
(bonus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# oh god
kill me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# At first that didn't animate
but then it did. But it didn't get any better.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] He makes a cracking Viking don't he ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# what
kind of work are you looking for? and where are you based?

[edit: woo, by the way.]
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Would you employ someone from round here?
Really? You'd never get an honest day's work out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# well....
if I can get someone else to screw the fuck out my employers, then that's a job well done.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Right now with my cash running out rapidly..
Anything, a job, I just need a job..

I'm in the Netherlands, have worked it purchasing and logistics for 10 years and IT (support/design) for the last 4..

It's getting desperate, I'm down to my last few sheckles..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# not really commutable to Clerkenwell is it?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# How queer
I'm in the Netherlands too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Really...
Don't have a job for me do you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# hehehe !
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# well.
that's good aint it?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# And part Roman to boot!
Such a versatile old ham.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# flash!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLESSED IS A GOD AND WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL VIKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I can here him now...
BY OFIN BEEAAARDDD!!!! RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I think you'd make a wonderful viking.
And you wouldn't have to wear any tights like other men from the past.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
#
I'M OFF TO PILLAGE A MOUNTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# You can pillage my mountains, if you want.
I won't tell.

Will you be my new husband?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Oi!
I shan't be having any of this!!!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Get in line Bovine!
You are husband number 12.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# you will cause trouble
with all these young red blooded men, fighting for your honour, Dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I'm just after her
tumpsy and a free haircut.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# i think 100% kitten
may have something to say about this.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...I have only one thing to say:

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been done before done before done before that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# haha
that was actually quite funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# of course
I am the very king of comedy
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# best weblinks
I'm feeling a bit blue *don't ask*
and need a good laugh...
What do you b3tans think are the best humour sites on the interweb (other than b3ta and the hässelhàf reviews)

(Saffy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# i have no idea what the best
homour site is
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# HOMOUR SITES.
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# homour
sexuals
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Homburg sites?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# http://www.millerhats.com/homburg_index/homburgindex.html
Look at that hat case! It's fantastic. Looks like a miniature spaceship.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# i'm not sure about the
prince albert
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Very wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# does anyone else remember
Vicky the viking cartoon?

Can't remember much about it but it just sprung to mind when looking at the posts.
(Fegster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# She must have had trouble with the "raping" bit.
They didn't fully cover that in the cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Vicky was male
as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Whaaaaat?
www.b3ta.com/board/1915734

they're messin' with my head, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# That was shit that was.
Too Japanesy for my tastes.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Erm.,..
embarrased to say...yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# try
the front page or trawling the old newsletters
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Homour sites?
I like www.greatbiggaymen.com...oh sorry, I thought you said HOMO sites.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# www.stickitupyourarse.com
munkt0n.dyndns.org/links.php
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# have you tried
fluffyfridayfun.com?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I soooo nearly
clicked on that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# jesus mary fucknuts
I've never actually looed at that site despite hearing a lot about it. unpleasantly fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# you make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# ratemykitten
is the best site ever made on the interweb ever
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# do you have the link
for chthonic's hawking/davros flash

i appear to have lost it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# google is your friend
www.google.com/search?q=hawking+b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# cheers,
i still think it's the best animation ever
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
#

This was one of my first photoshops!
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# here ya go
b3ta.com/hawking/
(Saffy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I thought you didn't
like cats - or have I just missed your sarcasm tags?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# *flabbergasted*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Ahh, there they are!
Just checking - you never know, you might have suddenly become a cat-lover overnight - I'm told stranger things have happened...
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# cats
are all manky old fuckbags !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I dunno about that
but I am extremely allergic to them. So of course they always want to sit on me when I'm round at friends who have cats. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# trazan is good
if you need cheering up...
www.btinternet.com/~david.st/b3ta/
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# how about
http://www.happy-fluffy-kittens.org
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# why it's
www.yourallgay.com of course
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Blues all gone
pink-ness here to stay!!!
thankyou =)
(Saffy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] the keepers of the castle...
(zcesl53, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# ho ho ho
nicely done.

i can see my name being taken in vain all week, lucky for me that i'm off and shall not be here for two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The vikings were notorious for their rape and pilliage
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Because...
The post this in reply to has dropped off the page I shall pilliage this space in the name of my alteration.
(Sypher_5, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Me and Easymistake just met Optimus Prime

Autobots Transform and Rollout!
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# how
rare
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Pah!
I preferred Sound Wave and that budgie-type thing he kept in his cyber-bra.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahahahh
hahahaha
'Budgie type thing'
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# It was a cassette tape that turned into a budgie.
As far as my brain tells me.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# and
a tape that turned into a jaguar.

Or a panther.

Or summink.

And a little wee robot with pounding arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# He was great wasn't he?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Blur
was a cunt.
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# haha !
who'd of thunk it !?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Blimeh.
I always thought he'd be bigger.

Back from pub lunch *burp*.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# maybe you are underestimating the size
of Easymistake & bleepbloop
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# snigger
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# And the car
in the background.
Edit/ sigh, you boys...
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# oh go on...
there's nowt wrong with a wee bit of nork exposure
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# There's only one way
to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Megatron
is clearly better than optimus prime.
His plans are always so clever.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Lunar Megatron was there acutally
We have a video if anyone is interested :)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# yes
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# i thought he went a bit
camp when he turned into galvatron

not as camp as starscream, mind
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I thought Starscream ran off with the Yellow Beetle.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# What an odd thought
Transformer gay pr0n...

nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Nothing odd about it.
All the kids are doing it. You've probably been living wild with goats so have never heard about it before.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# sparks
would fly
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# he's
started transforming into a bus...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# 'lo sir!
Fancy pints with me fnord and verbal ce soir?

Is he in Manchester today? If so, where!?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I do so too
Arthur me when you have decided where to go. I will be in cord after work for a little quicky, then we can meet after.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# We're going out round Didsbury way.
I've got to go off-line now, but there's details of our movements in the pub scheduler in arthur. Arthur me your number, and I can give you a bell before the evenings drinkies.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Oh, but we'll be in town till about 7
so if we settle somewhere, I'll get on arthur with the details.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Infact
when Fnord arrives I'll find a computer and arthur you his number.

Talking to myself, first sign of madness you know?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# sorry, I was doing boring work
*yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Our robot will drink your robot under the table...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Lack of decent scandic hair care products during invasion times
lead to an increase in 'helmet hair'

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha !
that's ace !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# fan-fapping-tastic
woo to you sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# good luck
clenches cheeks
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# You're welcome.
what's it for?
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# pick n' mix counter
at woolworths
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Damn
I thought my boss was acting funny. Maybe eating all the fun size mars bars wasn't such a good idea :(
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
you are spoiling us too much with these mashes. W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# hø
hø!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I know how he feels.
:)
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# !
vikings with mullets next? please please!
(Saffy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# b3ta bop-it
New to a toy shop near you,
(but quick and dirty like,)
It's b3ta bop-it
(el_meerkat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# we've already had
a wank it...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I want one
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Which bit goes up your arse?
I don't think my tumpsy would like all that plastic. I might get a yeast infection.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# i thought you had a yeast infection already?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I turned it around into blood poisoning...
...which is more serious, but less itchy.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# wrong hole dear
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Sez you!
I bet all of your orifices talk continuously.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i plug them up
i was getting tired of my right nostril singing about Badgers & mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Wise move.
Will you be my new husband?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# That depends on what happened to your last one
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Help

Can anyone direct me to a funny and cheery-uppy link i can send to my brother? He's a bit poorly at the mo (really bad flu i think), and he's in his flat in salford, i think he could do with some cheering up!
??
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# here you go
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
#
www.crapjuggler.co.uk/flash/sausages.html
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# SAUSAGES?!
SAUSAGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# thanks,
thank you all very much. You're absolute stars!
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# flat in salford?
i'll be there in 10 minutes with a blancmange
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I wouldn't,
I think he might be contagious.
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
#
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Any on in Salford would need chearing up
I know I do.
(el_meerkat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# it's not much, but it make me smile , and i made it ..
www.spiny.org/kitten2.html

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Try
www.kontraband.com
(Badger Stuffer, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I want to
make an acoustic Bop It.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# That would be the stuff of legends.
PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Ring it!
Twang it!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Don't be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Bang it, crush it.
Stamp on it! It's still alive.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I was just about to say
"Bovine was talking about wanting to make an acoustic bop-it" !
I think it's a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I'm really good at ideas,
it's just the seeing them through bit I'm crap at.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# *ahem*
yeah, I've got this great idea for a picture of a kitten....
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Alright, alright,
it'll get to you..soonish...tonight...maybe...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# after much deliberation
I have decided to start hashing together shitty pictures. It's only taken nearly a year for me to bother doing so :).

So anyway here's my first and I'm so so so so so sorry for this.



I'll get me coat shall I?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# don't geddit
:(

EDIT: thought it was a turkey baster
woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Cereal
Killer
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I'm so sorry
I'm just a lazy bastard that has 0 originality.

I'll leave now.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# So?
Never stopped me.
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Cereal
killer.
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# cereal killer !
arf !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
#
cereal killer...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# quest-que c'est?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# talk proper
lad
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Fa fa fa faa
fa fa fa fa faa-faaa
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Run run
run run run awayyyyy

hoo hoo haa hoooooooo
haiyaiyaiyaiyaiyai...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# wasn't that
psycho killer?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# looks
up....no...no thats going right above my head that is....ohh its pretty up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Welcome aboard
old chap...
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Yarrr wrong game
(Hugh G Rection, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# is that
valhalla?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# did
think about doing something about valhalla...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)
# yarr
sure is
(Hugh G Rection, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# YARRR!
ha ha
(icedragon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Mary
is not amused
(itstosh, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# oh ! - look in the cat !

(schminkypinky, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)
# nice !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Coo-er
Likeing that quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & crap

(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

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