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(bananaprince, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)

harharharhar...

make it a bit smaller and it will be better

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)

Gratis Lisa

(bananaprince, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

Not sure I understand that.

Must be a cultural reference I am missing.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

I KNOW ITS CRAP BUT

ITS MY FIRST ATTEMT A A MOVING ONE...I COUNT BE BOTHERD TO USE THE BRAIN ON ARTY STUFF.. JUST GETTING IT HERE WAS A PAIN...SO GO AHEAD AND SLAG IT OFF...OFF YOU GO SLAG AWAY...:)

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NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

I can't see animations

all I see is puppies.

Aaahhhhhhh.

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

how special!

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)

I like the animation, actually.

Just wish you'd stop using all caps.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)

Looks like

you've got the hang of the technical side.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)

Fucking

Hell
Mate

*prepares the straight jacket and goes off to look for sedatives*

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)

well you are learning

but why is it a compo entry?

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)

i was gonna ask

the same thing...

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Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)

I sense you have some pain inside

Is there anything you would wish to talk about?

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)

hehe

don't listen to anyone matey.

I found it funny and in any case, with every new one you do you will get better and better. FACT.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)

Tis true.

My first animation was shocking.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)

My first animation

was shit.

Somewhere I still have the first Flash stuff I did, that was worse.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

i like my first anim

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)

STOP YELLING AT ME

ITS A NICE ANIMATION. NOW USE YOUR SIX-INCH INDOOR VOICE!!!!! WOO!

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)

you're not welcome here

untill you learn to be a grown up

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Happyperson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)

SORRY about the caps

oh well off i go an attemt somthing more less evil

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NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)

ITS OK.

I DON'T REALLY MIND. IT LETS ME WRITE LIKE MY INNER TEENAGE GIRL WTF?!?!?! OMG LOL LMAO!

/psychotic weirdness

woo btw

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:52, archived)

No need to cry

I did enjoy it, sort of.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:52, archived)

Remember this

Everything dies eventually... lets not speed up the process.

Until you find Phil Collins.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:52, archived)

WAH!

That is huge.

The upper limit for picture size is 200k - anything more than that and you may well be murdered by the 56k users.

Please make it a linky.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

lol

does peoplpe use 56 these days?

(Armson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)

Yes...

...lots of people do. Not always through choice either - high speed connections are not available everywhere.

Big pictures slow down the entire board for them too - it's just common courtesy to not post anything too big.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)

hmmm okey...

strange. in sweden its avaible evewrywhere

(Armson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:15, archived)

Phil idomide Daniels

Not exactly two celebrities, but it's the thought that counts.

I saw the legolas one and had to go lower

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Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:43, archived)

Well

it made me laugh.

this made me laugh too, thinking about the high jump, though I know it shouldn't. It shouldn't.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:45, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love this place. It's so nice to be back. Can't wait to get photoshop re-installed.

(Texas Belle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:47, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I was beginning to worry.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

Pffft

tea/monitor interface

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:47, archived)

Dwarf Sports is the pinnicle of physical comedy

Thank you so much for the link. Time bandits started it for me, then I once saw a midget boxing match on a tv program and have thought how great a dwarf olympics would be. Including Unicycle face slapping. I really should seek advice.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)

Oh god...

here we go...

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:45, archived)

smallest pub in the world?

the thalidomide arms

/coat

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:46, archived)

Did you hear about the thalidomide victim?

He had an arm like a baby's cock.

/coat/gloves/shoes/snoode

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)

that

is fucking sick you bastard I hope you rot in hell

*snigger*

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

thanks

i aim to sicken.
well done to whoever did the shakin steven hawkins by the way.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)

WOO

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)

O_o

that sure is disturbing.

Thanx for the shopping before btw. haha

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Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:52, archived)

NP

Been meaning to do one for a while based on your pic.

In fact, I'm gonna start up a gallery of pics of B3TAns that I have or will amend.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:55, archived)

haha

i´ll be in one. yay :)

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Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

If you new who i was you would probably laugh longer

Vivat scholar

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Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)

Cryptiensis

or summat like that.

D E ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:03, archived)

nope

M E and certainly not J D

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Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 21:56, archived)

Robert went cow tipping

butr found it strangely unsatisfying.

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MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)

Hahaha

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:43, archived)

i love chump

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

I never understood how/where this chump man came from

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:46, archived)

I know I know! pick me!

I was there!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:47, archived)

here

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:47, archived)

Wicked

I'll buy 2 pairs

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)

just spazzed and found the original thread here

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)

There's a thread linked

on Prof Fnords site. Maybe someone has a link.

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

Chump

is the best!

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:46, archived)

yeah!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

rockin'

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)

Outstanding

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)

oh and

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)

I'm so hungry

stop it.

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)

Curly fries!

I'm hungry now.
*grows hair and teeth like Chump*

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MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)

Onion rings

Curly fries...tsk!

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)

Oops!

It was the ones in the W that confused me.
They still look crunchy and yumlicious.

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MissPrism, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

arf!

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rogan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:45, archived)

RIP

*sniff*

Fosters to Fosters, Grolsh to Grolsh...

[edit] And on that note, farewell good people, ill see you in the morning

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)

*salutes in memory of the throne*

is this a cue to start posting stuff "as seen in FHM"??

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:43, archived)

Nice

reminds me of this:
www.beneathlosangeles.com/

(Texas Belle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

make another one

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

Mocking things I don't really understand - Part 1

Been done before I'll wager.

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)

what a bunch of beauties!

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)

soo

perb

(felixthehat oh this is new, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)

Ha ha

Excellent title and pic! Looking forward to part 2.

(Mad Frank, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)

phwoar!

I have

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)

i saw a bus driver checking the photo card

of a woman in a Yashmak

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Happyperson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)

hahaa

class

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)

This sounds like

a series to keep an eye on.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:43, archived)

1378432

I have.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

ah, they must have met

here

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

yeah

get your face out for the lads

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niles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

i had the strangest dream ...

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magoo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:38, archived)

take it away!!!!!!

arrhggghhh!!!

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Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:38, archived)

that is very

disturbing

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Mungbean Man the cheap alternative, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

I'm sure thats rude..

... i just cant work out how

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Happyperson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

I was thinking

the same thingk

(Texas Belle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)

same here...

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)

I think there is/was a nice nork in there

somewhere.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)

he appears to have strange genitals.

which reminds me of the classic sid the sexist joke....

do you like jewellery? well suck my cock, its a gem.

woo, btw

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)

and i bet it works

every time, you Northern charmer you..

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:45, archived)

thats not my style.

Im shy and retiring, and let the ladies ask me.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)

shy and retiring?!

hahahaha
i'll remind you of that next time!

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Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)

I am.

regular wallflower me.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)

Woo

That would make a great desktop.....

(digital3, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

thank you

it's here as a jpeg

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magoo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)

Poor Woman

www.coldwellbankerpbr.com/males/

(Texas Belle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)

you'd think that you'd get to a point in your life

where youd say "fuck this for a game of soldiers, from now on call me Jane Smith"

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Happyperson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

and just

how did you find that?

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

random misspelling

on a google search

(Texas Belle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)

uh...

yeah... that's what I ment...

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)

Whilst searching for

Gay males of course.

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

just google for

gay males, i keep getting that damn site!

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)

Land rights for Gaye Males!

(Indole Ring, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

reminds me of the link

in 4rthur

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

because it's the same?

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

Smell that son...

...that's roasted pea, but this image fills me with childlike glee, despite the fact that my photoshop skills are barely fit to be called 'ham-fisted'.

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The Yetiman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)

fits nicely with this week's challenge

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)

Yes, yes it does...

...see what I did there?

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The Yetiman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)

yeh,

you made super ted heath

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)

HEATH!! wooo

i just to have a teddy called ted, and so he was the original ted heath!

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)

stop saying ted in here

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:43, archived)

thought it was gonna be a poem

but you didn't finish...

smell that son
that's roasted pea,
but this image fills me with childlike glee,
despite the fact that my shopping's shit
doesn't mean i don't like it

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)

repost, not pea roast.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)

That's a digitally manipulated

composite of Elvis' head, a monkey's body and a newspaper.

Not Mr. Pedantic.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)

Why is he being chased

by a big bollock?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)

The Ten-ton Testicle...

...is Super Ted Heath's mortal enemy. It plots his downfall nigh-on constantly. Boo Hiss.

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The Yetiman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

Little Miss Elliot Books

(digital3, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:26, archived)

Hahaha.

Now please don't start all this again.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)

i'm not sure what

you mean!

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:28, archived)

That's almost so shit it's good.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)

yes.

almost.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)

hurrah for mistermen posts

cue avalanche of reposts, one would imagine - but that one's good!

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)

is it worth it?

can you work it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)

yay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)

oops

You'll have to excuse me if i bring up a few old demons, as i am bit of a newbie......

(digital3, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)

not your fault that we;re all cynical and bitter.

but we're going to blame you anyway.

just so you know ;-P

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:31, archived)

TeeHee!

;oP

(tom_artosorse, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)

Missy Elliot - little?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:31, archived)

I don't often, but I will now because...

...Anne Robinson is scary.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:24, archived)

argh!!

(me runs away)

(tom_artosorse, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:26, archived)

darth penguinythingbob

the force is strong in this one

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Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

that is fluent in woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

I love its name

woo!

(MrsA, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:26, archived)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)

Morgan Freemandela

(tom_artosorse, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:18, archived)

heheheh

very good

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

hahaa

possibly the best one of all.

Due to the wonderful face and class name.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

although

I'd like to see Morgan Freeman Hardy and Willis

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:23, archived)

hehe

or

Morgan Freewilly

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:25, archived)

You'd have to shoeshop that . . .

. . . rather than photoshop!

(tom_artosorse, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:25, archived)

I AM NOT A SHOE SHOP!

I am a Freeman, Hardy and Willis!

(coat please).

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:25, archived)

morgan (freeman) stanley dean witter

would be shit, though.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:25, archived)

morgan (freeman) stanley dean rick witter of 90s indie chancers shed seven

would be awesome though

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)

morgan (freeman) stanley james dean rich witter?

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:28, archived)

morgan freeman

stanley baldwin
torville and dean
rick witter

that would be ace.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)

JP Morgan Chase & Co Freeman

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)

wooo

add it as comp

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Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

Oh yeah!

slap me: and thanks for reminding me!

(tom_artosorse, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:20, archived)

*slap*

well done

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Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

That wink is aimed squarely

at the ladies...

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:20, archived)

Hahaha

Chuckletastic.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:20, archived)

now that is

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

Fried nucleus picture frame?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

hehe

thanks ;o)

(tom_artosorse, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

egg cell slant?

that's rubbish. make it an ant.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:23, archived)

fuck off

you make it an ant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:24, archived)

YOU fuck off

and YOU make it an ant.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:25, archived)

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)

ha ha

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)

That's not an ant....

Oh, right.

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Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)

You like a bag?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)

wait.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)

the middle one
eggs sell tree?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

magnify, spong-tree, ant, ant-excell

obvious when you think about it.

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

actually

they're all excellent.
eggcell aunt
egg sell ent
and excel ant

oh wait, a woo and yay slipped in there!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)

oh...

bit of a let-down then.

(apart from the woo yay of course)

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:57, archived)

selling eggs

to ents.

dude, didn't you see like, lord of the rings n stuff?

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zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:46, archived)

erm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)

eggs sell ent

it's a lord of the rings thing.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:46, archived)

egg eye arse?

or
fried-egg, iris, back

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:38, archived)

nicely

done

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

goodo !

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

wooyay

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

hahaha !

is that a skit on that spoken woo yay one of the Amerrcun boarders did?

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)

nope,

just a fellow with an excellent beard.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)

I've

seen better

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)

works oddly well

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:24, archived)

hahah

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:26, archived)

Brilliant

GODDAMN I'M HUNGRY!

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)

top one !

My fav' for the challenge so far.

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oCo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)

oooh

nice.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)

"What's that SeLassie? Timmy's fallen down the well!"

Off to pub now - huzzah!

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:18, archived)

N
A
O
R
G

^
|
|
Read this way

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azerty, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

8 out of 10 for the joke

2 out of the 10 for the picture.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

O0oh

Harsh.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

but fair

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

8/10 for the joke is generous in the extreme

the 2/10 i can live with - not as if i'm going to win a car is it

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:24, archived)

you nearly won

a deep fat frier, but bad luck. You've been a fabulous guest, but you're not going home empty handed - you'll still get your b3ta chequebook and pen.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)

Well i have had lovely day...

etc etc

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)

2 points

that'll be 1 for each minute i spent on it :)

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

you struck gold with the joke though

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

Anc and Det

All that spazzin' n' tattyshoppin' and they hardly look any different - bah...

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agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

hahaha

best pic of the day.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)

Kill it. Quickly.

My internet is so broken, that I can't even use windows update to find if it's anything simple-patchable.

*sob*

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)

Anc det

Anc det HARD!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:18, archived)

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Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

The Ukulele Singers do it again...

click for 2.88 meg mp3

...this track was originally on the album 'Ukulele for Buckaroos'

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)

Hahaha

I bought a Ukulele today because of you.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

I keep planning to buy one

apparently they're easy to play, or something.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)

it takes a few days to pick it up...

...but a lifetime to master.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)

like

reversi

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)

and wanking

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:23, archived)

I prefer wanking to doing it with other people because...

...you associate with a better class of person wanking.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:28, archived)

Well they're quite small

so I can't imagine taking a few days to pick one up....sorry.

I've been working on the bleedin' banjo for a year now and I still haven't managed to pick it up!

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)

They're small...

...but they are made out of the same stuff as black holes - that's what makes them so heavy.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

That's one more of us...

...and one less of them.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)

I like your

music.
How do I play this thing?
I don't know what the tuning is.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)

The tuning...

...is

1st B
2nd F#
3rd D
4th A

...so unlike most stringed instruments, the 4th string is actually higher in pitch than the 2nd or 3rd.

[edit] These pople want to tune it a full tone lower than me. Weird.

www.hotrodguitars.com/ukulele_tuning.htm

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:18, archived)

thanks kind sir

I was rather taken aback when I noted the 4th string as being thinner but soon overcame my shock.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

notes are different in america

it's like shoes.

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

George Formby

apparently could only play in one key, and had a differently tuned ukelele for each song.
FACT!

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)

George Fornby didn't play the ukelele

he played the banjolele.

FACT!!!

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)

In that case

I just changed my username.

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

yay!

i too have a uke - although it was a shit cheap one, so it doesnt have geared pegs and falls out of tune really easily:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)

he he he...

...so does mine!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)

hmmn

mine too, it was £19.99 though so I can't really complain.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)

hoo, and i fi i may, ray!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

it's lovely

no love boat though

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)

haaaaaaahahah

sublime.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

Have you heard any of the

Ukulele Orchestra of great britain's stuff??

It's genius

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

lo Mystery Bob

I did this earlier today after seeing your posts last night.

b3ta.com/board/2075324

full credit was given to you.
three times and once in bold.

edit: triple woo to the song!
i'm a banjo player in training myself.
although "Knight Rider" has made me think of expanding to smaller instruments.

(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

Yay for fellow

banjo trainees.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)

woo for ukele based

Dead Kennedys Covers
edit: how about well paid scientist too!

(pips, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)

After the accident Legolas considered a name change........

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)

hehehe

harsh but woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)

mmmmmmm

Orlando Bloom... I would.

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

Ewwww sick!

Oh. You're a girl. Well, I suppose it's ok then.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)

It is

Girl on elf action, that's not right, surely.

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xian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)

Surely Girl-on-anything action is right

so long as it's on the internet?

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)

hmm

is that sick though? Human / elf relations?

do elves have winkies?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

Oh I get it

I thought he was a childrens attraction in Windsor.

(Pig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

eh?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:20, archived)

Whoops

I was thinking of Legoland

(Pig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:28, archived)

Ooops..

...didn't see you there you fluffy little shit!

(mistersnappy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)

SQUASH the little shit!

I just did an FTP transfer. The things I get paid to do. Jeeez.

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)

YEAH!

then kick it around and leave it bleeding in the mud

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)

So did I..

hey it's a living!

(mistersnappy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)

Tell me about it.

Got any knives you want sharpening?

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)

kitten stamping videos

i'll get the RSPCA on to you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)

nooooo!

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)

ewww

that cult was fucking nasty

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)

ohhh, that sadomasochist

i read about them sick fucks in the manchester evening news

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Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)

same here

woo! manchester

edit/ which part of manchester are you from?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

where in manchester do you live?

edit/i'm from Stockport

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Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)

hehe, a kinda... double mindpiss

i'm from east didsbury

and technically, stockport isn't manchester
/major pedant

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

ah well,

does south greater manchester cover it?

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Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)

yep =D

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:18, archived)

Yep. There are some sick fucks in the world.

Our local pet shop recently took delivery of a bundle of kittens who'd had their ears snipped off with a pair of scissors. They went to good homes, but they did look utterly tragic. Poor little fuckers. The mind set behind an action like that is so fucking twisted.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

awww

it's good that people still took them though

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)

Yeah, I love my earless kitten

makes a good ashtray :)

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dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

oh god

i can't beleive i just laughed ;)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

Man

I soo wish I hadn't read that.

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Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)

You can use them as accessories.

Adds detachable fingertips to fingerless gloves.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

animate

it....

('Andeh', Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)

was a lot better in my head, eazyE

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cheeves, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)

Naughty, naughty.

Verrry naughty.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)

please explain

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)

it's a ecstasy pill

that's all i know

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Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

EZ E was an MC for NWA BTW FYI

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Sixola, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

NWA?

At a guess its Easy E, without the hair.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)

I thought it would be more obvious

but it's not the first time I've been rong

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cheeves, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)

Tell us where ya from -

Straight outta Compton!
* Will listen to NWA after coming home *

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azerty, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)

Straight outta Kemptown

/Brighton

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)

In your profile

I saw the "Transfarmers" which almost made me spill my coffee.

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azerty, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)

Glad to be of help =)

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)

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