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#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# excellent!
keep that bandwagon rolling!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Fab!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# HA HA HA
:D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# everytime i see you post
i keep thinking you are calling me a loon.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hmmm...
are you?
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# was there ever any doubt?
it just unsettles me that you keep pointing it out :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# hem hem hem
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
#
Boom boom boom boom
I'm gonna shoot you right down,
right offa your feet
Take you home with me,
put you in my house
Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

I love to see you strut,
up and down the floor
When you talking to me,
that baby talk
I like it like that
Whoa, yeah!
Talk that talk, walk that walk

When she walk that walk,
and talk that talk,
and whisper in my ear,
tell me that you love me
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
you knocks me out,
right off of my feet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and walk that walk
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# you're a silver tongued cavalier
and no mistake...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# hæhæ..
i love that one!
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# that's great -
he must be so happy!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# ace wrokings
that am
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Who the fuck
are these people and why are they all over my screen?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# you steal my personal bandwagon?
i keeeeeel you!

;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# besides, i beat you
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)
# oh it's you!
i forgive all ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)
# WTF?
i've got hangovers!!!
*aaaaargh*
:O
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# you win
i give up ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# stop trying to catch up with
me!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# no
i must catch up.

eh?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# you eat my noodles????
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# goodness me.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)
# fab!
& grooooooovy!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)
# hehe
fantastwoo
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I was going to save this for tomorrow
but I'm feeling quite festive.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
oh yes!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...despite my better judgement, I am laughing at that.

A lot.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# smirk
chuckle
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# comedy timing
to a tee
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Puntastic!
Have a woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# oh .. my .. god
I pop on to say a quick goodnight and I'm confronted with that.

I'll groan now, but I will go to bed laughing :o)

whoupla to you
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# hehe
I like the little smile too
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)
# hehe
very nice
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# What
a cracker!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# chortle
and indeed, sponge.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# aw
thanks ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# haha
why am I gigling at that ?

What is the inate comedy value of "sponge" ?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# 'oh look
here it is'
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hehehe
must - resist - repost - ops!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# i've not seen either of the matrix films
meaning b3ta is very confusing for me sometimes.


fuck it. most of the time.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# await
many opinions on said films

lazy gamer bring the most avid fan
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# the dude is scary
it's like he's married to the matrix... don't say anything bad about it, he goes mental.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# but
he's a cunt!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# i get the feeling that i wouldn't like the matrix.
for one thing, keanu reeves is a cunt.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Yes, he
is isn't he?

Hows the church going? I was walking by it all last week *almost* about to ring your doorbell and run away.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# ha!
we have a video camera entry system. we would have seen you. then shot you.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# just
a bit, going off into star wars tangent land

I liked the second one that's all I'll say
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# if someone's username includes the word 'gamer'
i tend not to take their opinions too seriously.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# hell yeah
motherfucker.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# or 'ice-cool' for that matter
:¬)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# KICK HIM
WHEN HE'S DOWN!

KICK HIM HARD
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ah but
my name is ironic, taken from a false description of me given in an admittedly seedy national men's magazine for which i worked for a while.

which somehow means i win and you're gay.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# my opinion:
first one, enjoyable, over rated.
second one, shit.
third one, probably won't go to see.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# that is almost exactly what i said
and Lazygamer went mental and started abusing me... it was well funny :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# i'll remember to tell him what i think
next time he's around.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# hehe
*hands over a jolly big wooden sp00n*
good for shit stirring :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# mine:
ficrt one: had two good fiught scenes, totalling maybe one-eighteenth of the film, the rest of which was guff.
second one: had nothing in it that was any good aprt from one good line by a Frenchman. shite plot, shite acting. i could cope with that if it wasn't for all the pseudo-intellectual ideas spread through it, which are to philosophy what Westlife are to rock and roll. huge pile of wank.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# if b3ta doesn't confuse someone,
there is cause for concern.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# hear hear!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# don't worry
that confusion is simply a byproduct of the matrix
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Hacker dude.
Hacking.
Weird shit happens.
Offered pills.
Gets sucked out of "reality" into reality.
Becomes ninja thing.
Sees spoon.
Dies.
Doesn't die!
Becomes ninja-extreme.

Film II
Philosophical shit.
Ninja stuff.
Car chase.
Dudes chick dies.
Doesnt die.
Roll credits.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# now you've ruined it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# You forgot:
Film 2:
Very boring dance scene with unpleasant shagging bit at the end.
Crap ending.
Disappointed fans.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Well,
I was trying to keep the message shorter than the film..

Pretty good scraps though..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# You also forgot
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
and as the last episode of the x files taughet us, 'god is love'.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)
# thing is
if he could fly away at the end of em (without even winning), why bother?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# he could've had a shag
and fought everyone with one hand.. or flown away (as you say)...

pointless pointless - totally disappointing.. left me feeling right agrro.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)
# the dance sequence
was possibly the most ridiculous thing i have seen in any film, and i've watched a lot of crap in my time. fucking shite film.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# excellent, now I MUST see
it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# LOL
yay synopsis!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# they're like
Tron
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# nope
not seen it.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# it's like
video olympics on the atari
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh right!
*fog lifts*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# most things confuse me.
especially films. it's the moving things and noises that catch me out.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# fucking spoons.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# sorry
...i truely am
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# yes
there is a spoon after all - (wy)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
# those fucks will do anything for a laugh...


mmmm, sacreligious...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# very
*ticket* give Satan my best regards...and do have a nice stay in Hell :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Don't worry
I save you a room in hell
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# is it cheap?
i need a place somwhere cheap, i imagine the heating bill isn't too much there.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Very cheap
Only problem is that the air conditioner doesn't work
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# in that
case I'll take my seat away from you
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# nicely done
much as i dislike this bandwagon mumble mumble etc...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# it's very late on a sundey
i'd accept defeat if i were you. i have...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)
# mmm
waffle run-off


what's a waffle eh? (i presume it's not made from potato bird's eyes.)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
#
.......
never realise dhow much the word 'hallucinate' cropped up in my website till now
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Jesus
was round for lunch yesterday and he wasn't all that happy about all this gratitious use of the cross in western imagery..

Or was he talking about Volvos?

I cant remember. Boring twat that Jesus.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# he's your brother
you cunt.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# This is true.
I'm Colin, second son of God.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# he ain't heavy
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# who jesus?
yeah, you and I are both pretty intimate with him now, I mean ever since you attended that republicans against whoredom meeting you were a total convert, but I was left wondering if it was because you were weak willed or because you were an idiot, then I realised youw ere both and stopped seeing you... Im sorry abnou that, but you know, its your fault for misunderstanding jesus (and his brother)
Jesus thinks your an idiot too by the way, which doesnt portend too well for your afterlife. sorry about that, but I will try and put in a good word for you.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# dude
you're confusing 'me' with 'someone else'.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)
# ummmm
an untalented person with no hope in the afterlife? Im sorry, here, have a kitten
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i reckon
i'll die before i reach the afterlife.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I dont want to drive you to suicide or anything...
*eggs on* *jump !! jump!! *
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)
# woo
you mindpiss with zog!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# i can think of worse people
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# He hasn’t eaten in so many days, I thought he should have a mention!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# i like that
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)
# HEY...
that's the exact one I did further down the board.
same jesus and everything!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Marvel...
...are forced to slash their budget for the forthcoming Superman 5 film but decide no-one will notice the difference anyway...

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahaah
:) nice .... hehehehehehe
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Thread Jack
I've had my computer for about 8 months now, I download 'warez' and recive loads of emails with attachments.

Im about to Virus-Check for the first time - place your bets.


//Edit - 1 hard disk filled more-or-less 100% with them, another about 70% - both 120GB.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# did you
give your email address out to get hold of the warez?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Yes, I download them of websites like www.Warez.com
and sign up to all there newsletters =P
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# "off"
"their"

"minge-flinger"

if you're gonna download stuff, you should scan it before it's installed!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)
# I was being sarcastaic,
most of it is Torrent and IRC.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# and he was correcting your spelling
1-1
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# why?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# because he can
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:40, archived)
# the Just here man can

he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# oh fuck...
that mademe laugh harder than anything else I've seen all night!

really off to bed now
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Why?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# troublesome
two's is it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Why?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i bet
you get bored of waiting 5 minutes into the scan and close it.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Is the virus checker warez too?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Nah',
Its the latist version of Panda from www.Download.com with all the updates.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# 8 months?????
you puter is 6 months out of date bin it and get a new one
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# I have
a celeron P2 366 mhz.
is that out of date yet?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# A Celeron P2?
Blimey.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Blimey
what?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I didn't think there was such a thing,
but it's late, I could be mistaken. I'm off anyway, night all.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# well it's Intel Celeron
and I'm fairly sure it's got some PII in there somewhere.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# okay then
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# and you work
as a computer programmer? Fuck, that frightens me.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# if he's a programmer
how does he spell the code with no problems but basic english is asking too much?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I know you probaly don't belive me,
but I rarely make mistakes when typing code - I find it alot easyer than english.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# how about you start all your posts
10 PRINT "I speak perfect English"?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)
# 10 PRINT "I speak perfect English"
Ok then.... but im blaming you if I get flamed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# no problem
good luck
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Web-Dev
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Not counting
macro viruses in Microsoft Office, there are currently zero known viruses for MacOS X.

/smug
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# dammit
what a waste... think of the beautiful effects they could put into OSX virii!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# that's because no fucker uses them
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# ooh
bad man you
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# what about
all those people with macs? 4% of computer users or some similar figure.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Well,
none of the hoi palloi, anyway :P
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I was going to say something along those lines,
but couldn't be arssed.

If you drag the CD drive into the dustbin, it opens up the CD-Tray. Apparently you can do that with there equivelent to 'my computer'.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Err...
No. In OS X, you drag volumes you want to eject to the eject icon.

Edit: and even in older versions of the Mac, when you could do that as a quick way of removing a volume, it still makes a fuckload more sense than having shutdown in your 'start' menu.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# or
press the eject button on the keyboard.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Would it work like an actionman toy?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)
# why would it?
it's an eject button.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# ticket to hell...
...have a nice stay
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# He's dribbled down his bib
again
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# He's coming to get you.
...and the last thing you'll hear will be the squeaky wheel on the front left of his wheelchair.

Straight to Hull
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I think I can here something?
Ah yes, it's the gates of hell opening.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Yeah well
I was going there anyway. Might as well be at the expense of TIMMAH!!!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Hawkins is my hero.
Did you know he can do maths in his *head*?

Spooky
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Yeah but what about Hawking?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Sorry,
was I talking about someone else?

You know, that dude who can do maths in the *bath*.

Spooky
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Shane Hawkins?
from Eastbourne?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Where in the blue fuck
is Eastbourne?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)
# what a lovely
turn of phrase
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# when you leave london, turn left
and it's 60 miles in the other direction
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# i don't get that
but still i laughed.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# You dont get it
because
A) you're ugly
B) Ginger
and c)

NO, wait! You wazzn't talking about sex were you?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# well done dude,
kick me while i'm down.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Best way in my reckoning..
Otherwise you might get a kicking *back* :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# *kicks mike*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# hahahh
one thing he cant do is

do maths when *jogging*

Spoogy
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# LOL
who is Hawkins anyway?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# He ran over my foot once.
100% of etc.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# i saw him
when i was in Ireland once.
Quiet chap.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Fucking heavy
though.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# That's all the numbers..
Except zero. That weighs precisely fuck all.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# so can i.
but - true fact - it's pissing down outside so i can't go home.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# pah, fool.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Marvel?
Pfff...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)
# hangon, yeah!
superman is DC.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Oh
rat's cocks. Oh well no-one's perfect...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)
# no worries dude...
the fact that i knew that is leading me towarsd self-harm anyway.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Owwie !!! My Foot !!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# OMG
i have an idea
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# OMG WTF NO WAY!!
=D hee hee. sorry. what is it, might i ask?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# u
soon shall see, and u may even give me my ticket to hell if so deserved :P
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)
# i'll contact Brittish Airways
they'll have your express ticket ready in about two minutes

and good luck *salute*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)
# I can't be arsed to make it
but has someone photoshopped "A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME by joey deakin"???
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Is there any need
now you've posted that sentence?

'Night.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)
# no
goodnight
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Seperated at Birth?
Were they?

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Is this bandwagon still rolling?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# depends what you mean by
"rolling"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# *snigger*
*snort*


Back in the knife drawer with you
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I think it's my bedtime anyhoo
College in the morning and all that.

'Night you lovely fluffy kitteny people.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# you have 4rthur
but nightie!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Night.

Turquoise? Pah. Soooo last year
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# er
more like 40 years old, actually, and therefore cool again.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
#

*mumble, grumble*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# night!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# depends what you mean by
"depends what you mean"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# no.
no it isn't.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# well excuuuuuse me
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# This is quite an amusing bandwagon!
FredHack: Anyone up for a game of Mornington Crescent?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Camden Town
I win!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# bollocks do you
you can't play camden town first until after BST finishes... I thought everyone knew that?

Olympia
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# mornington
crescent.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I beg to differ
under the precedent set down in the Ladbroke Grove incident of 1979 it is allowed... so there!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# arse
still, I can always call upon the hudsucker defence as formulated by "Little" Johnny Smalls in 1984 when he was faced with this self-same dilemma in the Yugoslavian playoffs...

Cowcaddens!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)
# well
I'll take 10 from the Spunt Card Pile before I go.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Damn.
*folds*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)
# ha!
I raise the table by one half-midgen.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# roll 'em roll 'em
quick make a circle of bandwagons
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Oh.
Well done there.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Excellent.
My personal fave.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# best so far
yaaaay
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Das Original gibt es im “Hudson Hell Mix”, aber auch in einem Remix, der besondere Beachtung verdient!!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# yay
for dj hetz!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
#
\m/ (><) \m/

rok onen
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Oh... ja!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# It's
the nearly way of life!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# ahhh,
those were the days.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# *snort*
arftastic!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Woo!
It's the Love Wagon!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# You speak from experience then?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I've just watched a hooky version of Kill Bill,
and was trying to sound clever.

Only, after I posted, I realised the van in that is called the pussy wagon, not the love wagon. Bum.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# S To the P To The E To The Eedcore!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# dj hump pumpson
or something.

ah fuck it.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# that
Van better be moving FAST next time I see it! Or at least nearly.

Woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Ja!
Das Speedcore bitte! Gesundheit!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# yay!
that is a beauty!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Fannnnn - tastic!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# they watch you, watching them...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# i hope she has a license for those glasses
those look like glasses that need a license.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# you need a licence, but she doesn't give a hoot
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Nobody ever says "don't give a hoot"
Unless it's in response to some Owl related matter. Therefore, err, something.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Is that Rob's sister looking at some hooters?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# hooters.
arf.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# she
wants me
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# i don't know much
but i know that's rubbish
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# and that may be
all you neeeeeeeeed to know.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# the girls watch the owls watch the girls watch the owls who watch the girls go by
eye to eye
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# stick an AXE in my HEAD
and watch it GROW
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# okay
swings axe
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# LOL
hee hee
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# this is the last one i swear
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I swear too!
Scruttocks
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# trilbys pointing north
honest to god, they're pointing north.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hey these are great.
why don't you put them all together on a website?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Funny you should say that...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# looks like a fucksock.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I'm on tenterhooks
no really.

They're nice pics though.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# i'm on a draining board
left here by the fire service after wednesday's problems.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Well,let me know
When it gets here, and not every 20 posts or so.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# on the other timeline
it's already happened...

it was ok, if you like that kind of thing
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# You mean we can spazz
forward too?!?

My God, I can miss out that philippa forrester bandwagon in its entirety!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# sure, didn't you know?
I'm currently downloading T5, because I like to see how things end

oh, Harry Potter turns out to be gay, btw...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Knew it.
Lord of the Rings: Stuppendously long uncut version wins the record for being 3 and a half years long and still shit.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Off to bed now,
so nighty night everyone!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# SPUNTspuntSPUNTspunt
how good is "fistful of dynamite"?

quite, i think is your answer.

If i ever had months of free time and was any good at drawing i would re-make it as an anime film with the same soundtrack. would be class (well, not if i made it but you get the idea)..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] the price of fuel forced the police, fire...


and terrorist organisations to find alternative means of transport.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# heheeh
having to scroll, and splitting the text, really makes that!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I find the thought of their legs
being cramped up inside those most hilarious...and I don't know why
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# haha!
top class!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# YES!!!
:D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hæ hæ hæ!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# håh håh håh håååh!
:D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# hi hi hii!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA...
exactly how they say here!
:D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# bork bork bork!
pork pork pork...

/lame

yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# that extra f in freshlegs
next to that symmetrical two-horned helmet is doing strange oogly things with my eye-brain connection.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# excellent!
i've put it in there to look aristocratic, in place of a capital F.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# i love that
i love that background...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# No Bulb?
Can they not afford electricity?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Better version of an idea I posted earlier . . .
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I liked maps
but pams fits with the oft-quoted fake product description of SPAM:
Silicon
Posing
As
Mammaries
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# And make a great filling for
large baps.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# you know what's funnier than one pamela anderson on a 'shopped SPAM tin?
THREE pamela andersons on a 'shopped SPAM tin.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# i think
it was 'PAM' before, when there was only one. Clearly, 'PAMS' is better.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# well yeah
I thought it was better to use all the letters from SPAM.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# that wasn't sarcasm
in case you misread it!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# No I didn't take it as sarcasm Missus
Was just explaining for the lady above you ;o)

edit: hehe, cheeky, but I like your style whoever did that ;o))
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# erm...
...I don't think the words 'chap' and 'dude' are very appropriate here.

;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# sorry
fella ;oP
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Dr Phil is a laydeeeeeeeeee
as is the lovely Ms Legs
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# oh I see
apologies ;o)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah, LADY.
Have a little respect young man - we haven't been formally introduced.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# allow myself to introduce . . .
. . . myself ;o)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# if you wanted to be really controversial
you could change the maker's brand to say "whoremel"?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# ROFL!
Never thought of that - good one!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# yes.
MUCH better.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# of course the next one could be
PMS... with a tampon.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# eurgh!
got any tammy pics???
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I wish
SMAP was a real word.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# SPAM isn't a real word
why let reality stand in your way?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Good point
Just need to invent something that I can call SMAP now.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# woo
I think this guy makes it:

www.drspunt.com

"Keep your spine inline and you'll feel fine!"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# heh
still haven't figured out who this guy is:

www.spunt.com/
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# heheheh
excellent!

I've been waiting for something like that to turn up..

who did that perfume one with "Quim"..?

woo.

arrrrr, here she be:
www.b3ta.com/board/2033609
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# George Breast
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Muh?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
#
Your search for "spunt" matched 147 messages in the last seven days


Your search for "spunt" matched 1 messages from the archive:

How about (14.391)
spunt
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# woot!
..150 hits in just 6 days, how rare.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Eh?
What's with this "Spunt" milarky? Can someone explain?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# god
you're so behind splorpy!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# it's a condensed version
of spamming cunt, I believe.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# i wish it was a condensed version of
cunt spunk. :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# evaporated
manmilk?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# yarrr
I say, it's that too.

'tis whatever ye choose it to be..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I know
I just can't keep up with you crazee kids - what with my advancing years...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# and your lack
of nice biscuits.
BUT NEVER MIND!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I know, I know
but with your guiding hand Lora I might make it into the 20th century sometime soon.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# spamming
cunt
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# That's when he was on Wogan
and said something about liking tits...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# You can't...
...just stick the word spunt on a picture and expect it to be...

...oh, wait....
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# *snigger*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)

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