i keep thinking you are calling me a loon.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54,
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it just unsettles me that you keep pointing it out :)
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02,
archived)
Boom boom boom boom
I'm gonna shoot you right down,
right offa your feet
Take you home with me,
put you in my house
Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
I love to see you strut,
up and down the floor
When you talking to me,
that baby talk
I like it like that
Whoa, yeah!
Talk that talk, walk that walk
When she walk that walk,
and talk that talk,
and whisper in my ear,
tell me that you love me
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
you knocks me out,
right off of my feet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and walk that walk
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54,
archived)
I'm gonna shoot you right down,
right offa your feet
Take you home with me,
put you in my house
Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
I love to see you strut,
up and down the floor
When you talking to me,
that baby talk
I like it like that
Whoa, yeah!
Talk that talk, walk that walk
When she walk that walk,
and talk that talk,
and whisper in my ear,
tell me that you love me
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
you knocks me out,
right off of my feet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and walk that walk
are these people and why are they all over my screen?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46,
archived)
but I'm feeling quite festive.

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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43,
archived)

...despite my better judgement, I am laughing at that.
A lot.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45,
archived)
A lot.
I pop on to say a quick goodnight and I'm confronted with that.
I'll groan now, but I will go to bed laughing :o)
whoupla to you
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46,
archived)
I'll groan now, but I will go to bed laughing :o)
whoupla to you
why am I gigling at that ?
What is the inate comedy value of "sponge" ?
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50,
archived)
What is the inate comedy value of "sponge" ?
meaning b3ta is very confusing for me sometimes.
fuck it. most of the time.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39,
archived)
fuck it. most of the time.
many opinions on said films
lazy gamer bring the most avid fan
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41,
archived)
lazy gamer bring the most avid fan
it's like he's married to the matrix... don't say anything bad about it, he goes mental.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42,
archived)
for one thing, keanu reeves is a cunt.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48,
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is isn't he?
Hows the church going? I was walking by it all last week *almost* about to ring your doorbell and run away.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51,
archived)
Hows the church going? I was walking by it all last week *almost* about to ring your doorbell and run away.
we have a video camera entry system. we would have seen you. then shot you.
(,
Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08,
archived)
a bit, going off into star wars tangent land
I liked the second one that's all I'll say
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46,
archived)
I liked the second one that's all I'll say
i tend not to take their opinions too seriously.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42,
archived)
my name is ironic, taken from a false description of me given in an admittedly seedy national men's magazine for which i worked for a while.
which somehow means i win and you're gay.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50,
archived)
which somehow means i win and you're gay.
first one, enjoyable, over rated.
second one, shit.
third one, probably won't go to see.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42,
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second one, shit.
third one, probably won't go to see.
and Lazygamer went mental and started abusing me... it was well funny :)
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45,
archived)
*hands over a jolly big wooden sp00n*
good for shit stirring :)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51,
archived)
good for shit stirring :)
ficrt one: had two good fiught scenes, totalling maybe one-eighteenth of the film, the rest of which was guff.
second one: had nothing in it that was any good aprt from one good line by a Frenchman. shite plot, shite acting. i could cope with that if it wasn't for all the pseudo-intellectual ideas spread through it, which are to philosophy what Westlife are to rock and roll. huge pile of wank.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45,
archived)
second one: had nothing in it that was any good aprt from one good line by a Frenchman. shite plot, shite acting. i could cope with that if it wasn't for all the pseudo-intellectual ideas spread through it, which are to philosophy what Westlife are to rock and roll. huge pile of wank.
Hacking.
Weird shit happens.
Offered pills.
Gets sucked out of "reality" into reality.
Becomes ninja thing.
Sees spoon.
Dies.
Doesn't die!
Becomes ninja-extreme.
Film II
Philosophical shit.
Ninja stuff.
Car chase.
Dudes chick dies.
Doesnt die.
Roll credits.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42,
archived)
Weird shit happens.
Offered pills.
Gets sucked out of "reality" into reality.
Becomes ninja thing.
Sees spoon.
Dies.
Doesn't die!
Becomes ninja-extreme.
Film II
Philosophical shit.
Ninja stuff.
Car chase.
Dudes chick dies.
Doesnt die.
Roll credits.
Film 2:
Very boring dance scene with unpleasant shagging bit at the end.
Crap ending.
Disappointed fans.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44,
archived)
Very boring dance scene with unpleasant shagging bit at the end.
Crap ending.
Disappointed fans.
I was trying to keep the message shorter than the film..
Pretty good scraps though..
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45,
archived)
Pretty good scraps though..
and as the last episode of the x files taughet us, 'god is love'.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52,
archived)
if he could fly away at the end of em (without even winning), why bother?
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50,
archived)
and fought everyone with one hand.. or flown away (as you say)...
pointless pointless - totally disappointing.. left me feeling right agrro.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:53,
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pointless pointless - totally disappointing.. left me feeling right agrro.
was possibly the most ridiculous thing i have seen in any film, and i've watched a lot of crap in my time. fucking shite film.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46,
archived)
especially films. it's the moving things and noises that catch me out.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45,
archived)

mmmm, sacreligious...
*ticket* give Satan my best regards...and do have a nice stay in Hell :)
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34,
archived)
i need a place somwhere cheap, i imagine the heating bill isn't too much there.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37,
archived)
Only problem is that the air conditioner doesn't work
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39,
archived)
much as i dislike this bandwagon mumble mumble etc...
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35,
archived)
i'd accept defeat if i were you. i have...
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52,
archived)
waffle run-off
what's a waffle eh? (i presume it's not made from potato bird's eyes.)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37,
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what's a waffle eh? (i presume it's not made from potato bird's eyes.)
.......
never realise dhow much the word 'hallucinate' cropped up in my website till now
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38,
archived)
never realise dhow much the word 'hallucinate' cropped up in my website till now
was round for lunch yesterday and he wasn't all that happy about all this gratitious use of the cross in western imagery..
Or was he talking about Volvos?
I cant remember. Boring twat that Jesus.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38,
archived)
Or was he talking about Volvos?
I cant remember. Boring twat that Jesus.
yeah, you and I are both pretty intimate with him now, I mean ever since you attended that republicans against whoredom meeting you were a total convert, but I was left wondering if it was because you were weak willed or because you were an idiot, then I realised youw ere both and stopped seeing you... Im sorry abnou that, but you know, its your fault for misunderstanding jesus (and his brother)
Jesus thinks your an idiot too by the way, which doesnt portend too well for your afterlife. sorry about that, but I will try and put in a good word for you.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44,
archived)
Jesus thinks your an idiot too by the way, which doesnt portend too well for your afterlife. sorry about that, but I will try and put in a good word for you.
an untalented person with no hope in the afterlife? Im sorry, here, have a kitten 
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:49,
archived)
*eggs on* *jump !! jump!! *
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52,
archived)

that's the exact one I did further down the board.
same jesus and everything!

(,
Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14,
archived)
same jesus and everything!

...are forced to slash their budget for the forthcoming Superman 5 film but decide no-one will notice the difference anyway...

(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:26,
archived)
I've had my computer for about 8 months now, I download 'warez' and recive loads of emails with attachments.
Im about to Virus-Check for the first time - place your bets.
//Edit - 1 hard disk filled more-or-less 100% with them, another about 70% - both 120GB.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31,
archived)
Im about to Virus-Check for the first time - place your bets.
//Edit - 1 hard disk filled more-or-less 100% with them, another about 70% - both 120GB.
and sign up to all there newsletters =P
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33,
archived)
"their"
"minge-flinger"
if you're gonna download stuff, you should scan it before it's installed!
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36,
archived)
"minge-flinger"
if you're gonna download stuff, you should scan it before it's installed!
he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
that mademe laugh harder than anything else I've seen all night!
really off to bed now
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48,
archived)
really off to bed now
you get bored of waiting 5 minutes into the scan and close it.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32,
archived)
Its the latist version of Panda from www.Download.com with all the updates.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35,
archived)
you puter is 6 months out of date bin it and get a new one
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34,
archived)
but it's late, I could be mistaken. I'm off anyway, night all.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45,
archived)
and I'm fairly sure it's got some PII in there somewhere.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50,
archived)
as a computer programmer? Fuck, that frightens me.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37,
archived)
how does he spell the code with no problems but basic english is asking too much?
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41,
archived)
but I rarely make mistakes when typing code - I find it alot easyer than english.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42,
archived)
10 PRINT "I speak perfect English"?
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48,
archived)
Ok then.... but im blaming you if I get flamed
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51,
archived)
macro viruses in Microsoft Office, there are currently zero known viruses for MacOS X.
/smug
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42,
archived)
/smug
what a waste... think of the beautiful effects they could put into OSX virii!
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43,
archived)
all those people with macs? 4% of computer users or some similar figure.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45,
archived)
but couldn't be arssed.
If you drag the CD drive into the dustbin, it opens up the CD-Tray. Apparently you can do that with there equivelent to 'my computer'.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47,
archived)
If you drag the CD drive into the dustbin, it opens up the CD-Tray. Apparently you can do that with there equivelent to 'my computer'.
No. In OS X, you drag volumes you want to eject to the eject icon.
Edit: and even in older versions of the Mac, when you could do that as a quick way of removing a volume, it still makes a fuckload more sense than having shutdown in your 'start' menu.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51,
archived)
Edit: and even in older versions of the Mac, when you could do that as a quick way of removing a volume, it still makes a fuckload more sense than having shutdown in your 'start' menu.
...and the last thing you'll hear will be the squeaky wheel on the front left of his wheelchair.
Straight to Hull
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28,
archived)
Straight to Hull
Ah yes, it's the gates of hell opening.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29,
archived)
I was going there anyway. Might as well be at the expense of TIMMAH!!!!
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:30,
archived)
Did you know he can do maths in his *head*?
Spooky
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29,
archived)
Spooky
was I talking about someone else?
You know, that dude who can do maths in the *bath*.
Spooky
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31,
archived)
You know, that dude who can do maths in the *bath*.
Spooky
and it's 60 miles in the other direction
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41,
archived)
because
A) you're ugly
B) Ginger
and c)
NO, wait! You wazzn't talking about sex were you?
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39,
archived)
A) you're ugly
B) Ginger
and c)
NO, wait! You wazzn't talking about sex were you?
Otherwise you might get a kicking *back* :)
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43,
archived)
Except zero. That weighs precisely fuck all.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35,
archived)
but - true fact - it's pissing down outside so i can't go home.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32,
archived)
the fact that i knew that is leading me towarsd self-harm anyway.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39,
archived)
soon shall see, and u may even give me my ticket to hell if so deserved :P
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35,
archived)
they'll have your express ticket ready in about two minutes
and good luck *salute*
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36,
archived)
and good luck *salute*
but has someone photoshopped "A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME by joey deakin"???
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34,
archived)
College in the morning and all that.
'Night you lovely fluffy kitteny people.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28,
archived)
'Night you lovely fluffy kitteny people.
FredHack: Anyone up for a game of Mornington Crescent?
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27,
archived)
you can't play camden town first until after BST finishes... I thought everyone knew that?
Olympia
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29,
archived)
Olympia
under the precedent set down in the Ladbroke Grove incident of 1979 it is allowed... so there!
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31,
archived)
still, I can always call upon the hudsucker defence as formulated by "Little" Johnny Smalls in 1984 when he was faced with this self-same dilemma in the Yugoslavian playoffs...
Cowcaddens!
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34,
archived)
Cowcaddens!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
and was trying to sound clever.
Only, after I posted, I realised the van in that is called the pussy wagon, not the love wagon. Bum.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32,
archived)
Only, after I posted, I realised the van in that is called the pussy wagon, not the love wagon. Bum.
Van better be moving FAST next time I see it! Or at least nearly.
Woo!
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:25,
archived)
Woo!
those look like glasses that need a license.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:19,
archived)
Unless it's in response to some Owl related matter. Therefore, err, something.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47,
archived)
eye to eye
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27,
archived)
why don't you put them all together on a website?
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:15,
archived)
left here by the fire service after wednesday's problems.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16,
archived)
When it gets here, and not every 20 posts or so.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17,
archived)
it's already happened...
it was ok, if you like that kind of thing
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:19,
archived)
it was ok, if you like that kind of thing
forward too?!?
My God, I can miss out that philippa forrester bandwagon in its entirety!
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:25,
archived)
My God, I can miss out that philippa forrester bandwagon in its entirety!
I'm currently downloading T5, because I like to see how things end
oh, Harry Potter turns out to be gay, btw...
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:27,
archived)
oh, Harry Potter turns out to be gay, btw...
Lord of the Rings: Stuppendously long uncut version wins the record for being 3 and a half years long and still shit.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:30,
archived)
how good is "fistful of dynamite"?
quite, i think is your answer.
If i ever had months of free time and was any good at drawing i would re-make it as an anime film with the same soundtrack. would be class (well, not if i made it but you get the idea)..
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:20,
archived)
quite, i think is your answer.
If i ever had months of free time and was any good at drawing i would re-make it as an anime film with the same soundtrack. would be class (well, not if i made it but you get the idea)..

and terrorist organisations to find alternative means of transport.
having to scroll, and splitting the text, really makes that!
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16,
archived)
being cramped up inside those most hilarious...and I don't know why
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18,
archived)
next to that symmetrical two-horned helmet is doing strange oogly things with my eye-brain connection.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:22,
archived)
i've put it in there to look aristocratic, in place of a capital F.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:23,
archived)
but pams fits with the oft-quoted fake product description of SPAM:
Silicon
Posing
As
Mammaries
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11,
archived)
Silicon
Posing
As
Mammaries
THREE pamela andersons on a 'shopped SPAM tin.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11,
archived)
it was 'PAM' before, when there was only one. Clearly, 'PAMS' is better.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:13,
archived)
I thought it was better to use all the letters from SPAM.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:14,
archived)
Was just explaining for the lady above you ;o)
edit: hehe, cheeky, but I like your style whoever did that ;o))
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17,
archived)
edit: hehe, cheeky, but I like your style whoever did that ;o))
...I don't think the words 'chap' and 'dude' are very appropriate here.
;)
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18,
archived)
;)
Have a little respect young man - we haven't been formally introduced.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:24,
archived)
you could change the maker's brand to say "whoremel"?
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16,
archived)
Just need to invent something that I can call SMAP now.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31,
archived)
I think this guy makes it:
www.drspunt.com
"Keep your spine inline and you'll feel fine!"
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11,
archived)
www.drspunt.com
"Keep your spine inline and you'll feel fine!"
excellent!
I've been waiting for something like that to turn up..
who did that perfume one with "Quim"..?
woo.
arrrrr, here she be:
www.b3ta.com/board/2033609
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:13,
archived)
I've been waiting for something like that to turn up..
who did that perfume one with "Quim"..?
woo.
arrrrr, here she be:
www.b3ta.com/board/2033609
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spunt
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10,
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spunt
I just can't keep up with you crazee kids - what with my advancing years...
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12,
archived)
but with your guiding hand Lora I might make it into the 20th century sometime soon.
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18,
archived)
and said something about liking tits...
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07,
archived)
...just stick the word spunt on a picture and expect it to be...
...oh, wait....
(,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08,
archived)
...oh, wait....
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