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# Do I smell disaster ?!...


Goodnight
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Hmm
That album should be renamed Crusty...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# She's not
a happy camper
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i hope they all die soon
in some horrible car accident.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] angry shed
iam told sheds are fashionable at the moment, (i always knew it), so hopefully the idiots who make up these wossnames will move onto something else soon

but what next veranders?




www.readersheds.co.uk/
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i'd buy it.
i really would.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# funny flash
a friend of mine found this randomly... its quite good I think.. I hope you havent seen it already... "AAAHHH MOTHERLAND"
(its pretty big, it took a few minuits on my great 56k modem... but its worth it! members.cox.net/impunity/endofworld.swf
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Glasscock, I'm afraid.
Quite good though.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# yes
i posted it a while ago
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I think
you need to check your use of the word random.

/pedant
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# let's find some random flash files!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Pah!
Pseudo-random at best.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# there's random
then pseudo-random
then spacko-random
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# the generation of random numbers
is too important to be left to chance
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# did you use some kind
of radiation based tool to be sure of randomness?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# meh
I liked the drawing, but it left me wanting
to be stabbed n the head with a pitchfork
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Sometimes...



there is only one way to get back to the burrow.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Hehe
Hovercraft don't hover *FACT*

Night.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# well
they certainly don't burrow, so what do they do smartarse?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# scurry
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# course they fucking do.
define hovering.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I think hovering
is being off the ground

technically the skirt still touches

ergo floater craft

hmm a ship made of shit so crazy it might...


no no it wouldn't
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# just tie butter-side-up toast and upside down cats to the bottom
and it'll hover.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha
true, I'm trying to imagine a craft like that
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# the skirt is just there
to keep the air in. it doesn't hold any weight. and the air is also squirting (technical term) out the bottom so there could be times when it isn't touching the ground at all.

this post was not written by and expert, or even someone who knows anything about hovercrafts. and therefore may be wrong.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Yes, it floats on a cushion of air
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Not touching the ground
for more than...a while
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# so
skydivers hover?

evening :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha
hmmm

knows the one will run and run

lo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# hi :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# *waves*
I feel hungry

think I'll eat

want anything from the fridge
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# sure
a glass of orange juice would be nice :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# *hands over juice*
just waiting for a curry well something to heat up
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# mmm thanks
I'm considering going and cooking a pizza

All I have to eat is ramen noodles, pizza and pies

the pies were $0.52 a piece and the pizzas were 2 for $3.50.

ramen are 8 for a dollar

woo student food
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I've seen em do that...
on telly they are falling fast as fuck and then they pull the cord and they, like, float up and hover for along time.*


*100% fact
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# no I think
you confuse hover with fall slowly
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# so a hovercraft
is falling slowly?

you are pulling my leg now, I can tell!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# no
a hover craft isn't technically hovering but floating

the sky divers just appear to hover
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# So,
skydivers 'just appear' and then hover in skirts?
or
do hovercrafts float while hovering in a downward direction?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# argh
*bangs head on desk*

this isn't even my argument

/walks away
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# jumping
leaving the ground for only short periods of time. Maybe hovercraft jump
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I think you
have it!

wildheart was confusing me with skirted floating skydivers.

so, to round up,

hovercrafts jump up and down very fast and only 'look' like they are hovering! brilliant and yet another classic British invention!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# *grabs bat*
*stomps around looking for things to hit*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Don't know what to snigger about
"The hovercraft was invented by Christopher Cockerell in 1956. The theory behind one of the most successful inventions of the 20th century, the Hovercraft, was originally tested in 1955 using an empty KiteKat cat food tin inside a coffee tin, an industrial air blower and a pair of kitchen scales"

The name Cockerell or the hovering kitekat cans?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# does that say
beavercraft?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# no
but it should :D
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I started off gonna
animate it.



but I'm too fecking tired and its too fecking late!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# rockin
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# You missed one motherfucker of a weekend,
but fear not, because it looks like the Manchester bash is going to rock like something that rocks very hard indeed.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# anyone want to buy me plane tickets?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I'll chip in.
Set up a paypal account. :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# real question is
will I get enough to make it worthwhile... :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# it's worth a try!
Koit: didn't you make enough for your proposed trip to the US?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# probably not by the 15th...
maybe I'll try for the easter bash :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# bloody hell
he owes me a fiver!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# i do,
but i can't afford to.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I would
but this weekend was the most financially disastrous decision I ever made.

I owe lots of cash.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# You cunt :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# but i won't be there
so the rocking will be infinitesimally smaller.

honest.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Beaver.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# a happy ending


saucy so and so

edit: arghs at the bloody exporting gif option asking if you want to flatten image being the default
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# *nudges the screen*
is it supposed to animate?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# that's why flatscreens were invented
if you get bored, swing it around on its hinges until life gives you reason to breathe again.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# oh dear
you poor sad pathetic individual...

do you not have a swivel officechair then?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# no
and i don't swing the screen anyway.

just a friendly suggestion.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# bikes.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# reposted bikes
none the less.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# reposted?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# the lack of aminulation
confused the blipvert generation
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# yes.
apologies.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# tis ok
I should double check my bits
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I
should have noticed there was something amiss when the file size dropped by half
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Some big.
Some small.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# different colours...
pretty colours.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I never travel by tube unless I have my koala with me.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# i discovered this weekend
that the tube is not actually just one tube, but many interlinking tubes designed specifically to confuse me.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# you took the bus.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# no wonder he was
confused
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# the conductor
made me give it back.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I found it unsettling
spending most of yesterday afternoon underground.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# on the underground
or just afraid of nuclear war?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# mining accident?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# navigational madness
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I can navigate the tubes
but I get lost above ground
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# It was a very unwelcome exercise,
considering the night before.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hehehe :)
too much to drink then?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Too much to drink
too little to eat

During my whole time in London all I had was a bag of crisps and most of a chicken burger.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# hehehe
oops

what cost so much then?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Well, the life of
a former 60's activist accused of accidentally killing the security guard at a chemical factory... it's never easy, is it?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# do they get
to build weapons to beat the bad guys?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Much of my website is
based upon the continuing attempts by London Undergound to fuck up my life. Don't get me started.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# you should come to glasgow then
...one tube...(well two actually) - one going thisaway and one going thattaway in a coicle
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# the glasgow tube
made me ill
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# nice and simple
and designed for pub crawls.

EDIT
why does the circle line insist on havine westbound and eastbound? from paddington, EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE is east.

cunts.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Actually designed by William Wallace
to kill English people. The scottish are only defined by their hatred of the English.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# isn't glasgow
colder and wetter than Cardiff?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# yup
i'm amazed as to how little rain i'm getting now outside wales.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# not
underground.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# oh shush.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Awwwww.
Viscious buggers they are.

Commuters.

Anyways, I'm off to watch the Sky at Night or something... Night Night.


(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Why.....
Do butch lesbians insist on having short 1980's spike hairdos? Hmmmm?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# argh elton john
kill him kill him

edit: mashes look better and are smaller as gifs :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# because they alone have the secret to time travel

nice mashin
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# "No Dickhead i said Show Me the MONEY!"
Im tired and wanna go to bed.................



Did this cos i was forced to watch Jerry maguire tonight!!


(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# On channel 4 now
there is something very bizarre with "Mad World" as the soundtrack.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I can't find my telly...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# It's UP YOUR ARSE!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# you're such a cunt.
can i stay at your house for the manchester thing thing?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Yes.
NEXT!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# haha.
excellent.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# If I go to that
not knowing anyone, will I have to run home crying as soon as I get there?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# no
that's purely optional
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# dave secretly
recorded this

not sure why

made me laugh anyway...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# That's the funniest thing
I've ever heard.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I think it's you screaming it
at the flower seller.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# that nutter with the glasses
looked like he would have liked to really offed someone

edit: Audition is on Ch4, heard it's a bit fucked up
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# It's mild...
...until the last 15 minutes of the film when the femme fatale decides to chop the lead actor's foot off with some cheesewire.

Oh yeah, if you don't want a spoiler, don't read this post.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# cunt
I haven't seen it yet
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Well I did put a spoiler warning in my post
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# some warning
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Anyway, that's only a minor and insignificant part of the film
I'm not evil enough to spoil the rest of it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# It's finished now
I saw it all, and now I'm probably going to bed.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# it was
the "real" blair witch

some kids pretended to kidnap some girl (in on it) then she changed her mind a few days later and shopped them.

the end.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I've been listening to that
(from fnords domodarko) for most of the afternoon!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# domodarko?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Google for it.
If you haven't seen it, it's a must. Best thing b3ta ever saw, apart from m3tatween 4.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# :(
boo to RAM

never works for me..

it's not available as a download is it?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I've got it
I think you on arthur

yes, I've got an avi and a mov

how would you like it?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# its also as an avi
on his webpage ive linked just down there
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# cheers
but i found the divx download ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# ok :)
I just have in on my hard drive. :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# i saw that for the first time in hires musical version
on friday - its superb!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Just watched it for the first time
It's fucking beautiful.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# its
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Just download the tune
it's lovely.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# is it really old?
i'd never heard of him/it before..
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# It's by Gary Jules,
and is on the Donnie Darko soundtrack.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# heh
cheers ;)
i'd heard it was on the donnie darko soundtrack, and by gary jules! just goes to show you shouldn't believe everything you hear.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Great isn't it?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Reductio Ad Absurdum


Ok I'm a bit drunk and not thinking in a straight line. WTFAIBOA? I have no idea. Could someone tell me.

Edit the morning after: What was I thinking???
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Is that
a compo entry?

You can get away with almost anything these days if you label it "art".
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# No it's a description of my mind
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Summary:
Beer is goood.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# if it was a compo entry
it'd have my vote
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# You can see that as a competition entry?
I just can't see it at the moment, I'm having to rely on hit and hope in order to just type this damn posting
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# You know you've been on b3ta too long
when your drunken spelling and grammar is correct though fear of pedantry.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Maybe not long enough
Nearly a year, less than 250 postings.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# um
night? I think that's what this is all about
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Yup
Nighty-Night.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Nighty night!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# MY PALTRY OFFERING
Normally I'd take a shitload of piccies, however I only bothered with 5 this time

www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HB1.jpg

to check each one, just change the URL by 1.....so change HB1 to HB2 etc. How patronising was that on a scale of 1-10 ?!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# 3.14
.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# 159
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# 22/7
(estimate)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# yes
:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# there is a better estimate
but i can go right and find it on a scrap of paper.

or go left and find beer.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# hehehe
I don't really care.

I'm an engineer, that's close enough ;)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# ahh, geeky joke coming up
We asked three undergraduates to define pi:

Mathematician: a constant directly relating the circumference of a circle to its radius

Physician: 3.141592 (to 6d.p.)

Engineer: about 3.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# hehehe
thought I'd probably use 3.1 or 3.14...

:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# physicist?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# go grab a dictionary
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# sorry
i'm going into medicine so automatically associate physician with that
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# That's not that geeky!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# well fuck off then
i try. and fail, at least.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# There's only 10 kinds of binary jokes..................
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# AND MOST OF THEM ARE FUCKING SHIT
sorry.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# FindRoot[2 x - 20]
/mathematica
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# i'm having to convert to maple
uni dictates so.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# we had mathematica
but I only used it for calculus classes. We used matlab for engineering stuff
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# I use my fingers
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# maples open source isn't it
and i've never heard of matlab
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# it's very expensive
We just had it (I think) because one of the professors wrote books about it

I think maple is open source
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# maple isn't open source
it's about £1200.

or £10 if you're a student.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# kind of like matlab then
it's $2000 or $90 if you're a student
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# oh well
shows how little i know... mathematica confuses me muchly i keep writng long things then discovering that theres a single function to do it all for me... story of my life(in programming terms) really
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I'm considering
doing a bash-flash again, as there's some ace photos. I'm currently thinking "Don't stop me now" by Queen as the soundtrack. Does that sound good?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# go for it!
but add a fart and a chuckle at the end
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# or maybe
U2 - discotheque
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# yay
Queen.
I listened to their greatest hits on the way to the bash, so it would be perfect.
For me at least.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Yay, good song.
I put "Jerimiah Was a Bullfrog" by "Credence Clearwater Revival" up for nomination.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Anything by the Scatman please
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# died of cancer
you know :(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Yes I did
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# maybe "Don't shop me now"
would be more appropriate...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Record it for me then :)
Actually, I think I'm going to do this now. Shouldn't take too long, expect to see it tomorrow.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# you said that after the summer bash
:¬p
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# The photos were all crap though.
There's some good ones from this effort.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Oh yes
Great idea.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# If you can find a 20-minute death metal version of it,
yes.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# tonight
i'm gonna have myself
a real good time
i feel aliiiiiiiiiiive
and the world
turning inside out yeh
floating around
in exctacy
so...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# to be fair though they are 5 good photos
rather than 156 photos of blurred geeks in a dark room ;)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I especially like
the pic looking up that chap's nose.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Aye
that be Martian. He likes upskirt shots.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# huzzah!
have another of mine.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I want a furtive shirt now.
I thought they would be white, which I didn't want. But they weren't.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# haha!
A picture of Penile without me molesting her! How rare........
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Yes
I was informed about your behaviour........

tut tut.

:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Oh dear...........
I've heard some bad things, but I remember nothing..........
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# i heard you abused jadeviper,
but i heard that i did too.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I think Jadeviper
was particularly suprised by the swept-of-her-feet snog goodbye that you gave her...

apparently you tasted of fruit
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# So I hear..........
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Luckily you passed out
when we got to smirnys.
Although unluckily (for everyone else) it was across most of the sofa.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I saw you towering above the crowd
but couldn't get to you........

You were around Berk.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# i started off cowering on the sofa
among berk, king ralph and sargant.
i then moved to the balcony where i talked to priestess and dropped the coconut, which resulted in it cracking.
then i fell asleep on jadeviper, next to the dj.
all with toilet trips and bar trips.
so there.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# sounds like
an active night then..
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# hehe
deffo.

I think I saw Sargant, well, his face looked familiar but it was one of them, should I say summat scenarios.......
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# might have been lazygamer.
the first person i saw when i got there was sargant.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Was he at the door
taking entrance money ?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# should i not
have given him that tenner then?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# *cries at sheer unhappiness of not having a t-shirt like that
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# dammit
i want that shirt
why would you only sell them at the bash?
i cant go over to england to get them!!
put them on the web!@
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Pep said,
they're going to sell some on the site.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Cor
YAY!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# does anywhere
do on-black/dark tshirt printing online, same way that cafepress does it?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# cafepress do dark shirts?
no clue either way - buy some paper and make your own :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# no they don't
that's what i mean..

paper doesn't work with dark background (unless i'm buying the wrong paper..)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# you are
that's what I used - if you're in the UK, and have a Partners stationery shop in town, go there - or indeed any reasonable quality shop with such supplies :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# nice one.
will have a gander.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# if anyone's interested
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Yay
I've added them to the collective.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# i thought
you had a pathetic grasp of english when i first saw that - my pal try offering.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# is that a
post-coital martian?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I don't think there's
anything 'post' about it.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Nah
a pre Koital Martian.

*For the benefit of the crowd, please note that Martian approached and kissed me following this photo. Please note that it was NOT on the lips. *
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# so your saying
that you attract angry tramps?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Always have
ever since the "Lost Bob" incident of 84.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# nyaaaaaaaaaargh
and there I am in pic one... blimey!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Like a hairy love God
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# hee hee
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Definitely one for the laydeez
I was gonna get some photies of you 2. But chat became more pressing........
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# after looking at some of the bash pics
I have to say what a right bunch of freekz! I think I'd fit in ;-)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] FOOL!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Crackin'
Simply crackin'
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# 999
1000th Mr T ahh well have a wooyay on me
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# bah
I thourght I had a good one there too.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# you did have a god one
its just tht others also had it
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# you do!
but so did everyone else.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# woo


(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# woo!
And hello sir, don't see you round this way much these days.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# yes,
i failed my a-level physics :( and decided to take time out to prepare for the re-take but I could only stay away for so long
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# boo!
I bet it was the practicle module that tripped you up. I hated that.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# was the whole lot
some how - Straight U's :(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Whats That In The Sky?

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# It was Superman,
but he's gone now.

edit: You might want to try hosting your image with these lovely people: UKDragon

edit2: and now he's back! woo/yay/houpla/welcome/you'llneverleave/etc!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Ta
Nice one....
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# why
thankyou :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# you've saved ntl
from numerous angry emails from me! :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# tj
anyone know what i can use to play a DvDscr.dvl file? media player doesn't show the video :(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# which os
?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# windows ME
..?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# dvl stands for digital video labs - what you have is an .avi.
Try RealAlternative.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Mindpiss
i was just looking at a site that had the exact same phrase as that!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Copy > Paste
:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] better late than never


optimisation is a little crappy, but it i cant remember how to use ovenready properly
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# where is the love?
was nice to meet you properly on friday :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# there were too many people at that bash
in order to meet them all, i will have to go and get drunk again.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i didnt get to meet you
so yes, more drunken bashes are required.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# bashbashbashbashbashbash
i'm a happy convert
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# i failed
to meet anyone at all.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# if you go to the NW one
you get to meet me... possibly
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i think the correct turn of phrase would be
that you get to meet me.
/ego
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# we could meet each other
so long as that doesn't cause the universe to explode or something?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# *slap*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# not true
you met me, we dicussed how by rights you should be a squeaky voiced dwarf...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# haha.
true.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# I keep having flashbacks.
Very very frightening.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# you seemed a bit scared/bored about the whole thing
i was under the impression you were about to flip out and kill people
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# You're not far wrong.

I think I just got a bit bored towards the end seeing as no one (or me) was able to hold a conversation any more.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# it works better
if you go around the country.

There were way too many people in Edinburgh for me to remember them all. I can't imagine the london ones
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# yay!
you too!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# groan
what would help would be to reduce the colours, and the amount of times you change the entire frame...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# true,
although i am feeling a little lazy, and have several ideas i want to crank out (ooer) before my brain finally gives up.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# by all means
there's no need to redo this one, it works just fine - just memory jogging for the later stuff :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Yay!
nicely.........

oh, and hi everyone.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hi
:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I am currently binging on twinkies.
Marvelous :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# hurray
:)

thank fnord, too :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I have done many times.
Did you know that he scored the best amateur goal I've ever seen yesterday?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# he said it was a good one :)
He has his moments...we were going out and kicking the ball around a few times a week. I learned a lot :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# evenin.
My mind and body are both in great turmoil.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I've just been to the pub.
This was probably the worst mistake of my life.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# how's your ankle?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Feels fine now.
Although I doubt I'll be able to walk in the morning.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Glass-ankled faggot.
I keep hallucinating you know.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Didn't injure your eyes watching real men playing football did you?
And yes, I am also seeing things..........
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Stuff in my peripheral vision
keeps lunging towards me
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# why?
you're not planning to actually re-use your liver ever again, are you?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I don't see what the problem is
you've got 2 livers, haven't you?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# both in jars.
pulsating AS WE SPEAK
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Isn't that
kidneys?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# you cunt.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha!
You need a slap.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# so, if you owe me a slap,
does that mean that goat will receive it?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Has probably been done before.......
BUT..... i dont care!!








FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO LOOK HARD!


(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# groan
badum
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# tsh
woo
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# tis woo
but wouldn't it cause uncontrollable Spong?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha!
woo
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# arf
classic old jokes :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Pffft.

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Superb!
I'm off to bed now. Nighty night!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# night night
I'm going to bed as well
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# night
to you both
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# hehehe
arf
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# that is too wonderful for words
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Haha!
I likes that I do!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# excellent
and I love all the little detail you put in!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Great
Must make front page...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# doesn't work that way
in fact, legend has it that as soon as someone says something like that, it's doomed never to occur...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# mostly
it just depends if there's a mod around or not
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Animals
always make the front page.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# and how much alcohol is inside said mod
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# that's a very fine line
too much, and they may not be able to see the approve link clearly...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I'm
woostruck
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# thats wooer than a squirrel with a n infinite supply of baloons
oh wait...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Funner than a barrel full of monkeys in zero gravity.
I forget where I heard that.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Aww,
bless is we'lil'self
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# woo
to you!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# good lord man
that's thrillingly good
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# ooh
that is very woo indeed
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Awwwwww
Squirrels. Rubber. Blowing things... it's got everything. Top marks.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# :)
That's nice. Have a flower.

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# woo!
nicely done! :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Woo!
I would repost, but yours is better!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# YAY!
That's fantastic.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# lovely
just lovely
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# You spin me baby!
www.externalerror.com/spinme.html

Just a project i was working on a while back, might finish it one day! :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Aww
poor kitty.

Woo!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# ooooh i love that
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# that's great
but why on earth would I want to trust a random exe?
*saves the SWF*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# its ok. the exe is a self contained file made in Flash..
trust it if you want. shouldnt be any probs.

im still workin on the project tho..
i might revive it this week!
driving test tomorrow tho!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Yay, I like that.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hahahah
fantashtic schtuff
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Haha
That's ace. Finish it!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# finish it?
or finish him... Ninja style
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Here's one I prepared earlier
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# and back
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnngngngngngngngggggggg

*thud*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# rrrwwwwaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Aagh
something's wrong with my brain, I saw the first one as moving that way! :\
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# maybe you're being remixed
a wicky wicky wah wah wicky wicky wah wah west
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# James West,
Deperado,
Rough Rider
No you don't want nada
None of this.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# yay and woo
you rap cunt
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# rap is
for winners.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# nah thats amphetamines
beta blockers and steroids
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Makes me glad
to be a loser. word.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# aargh!
the recursion!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# mmm suckage
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# This is the lot i've collected so far
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# the only picture i got.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# but
what a picture to get..
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# i got one other.

and if i bother to bother loading up the other pictures i took,
i will have more.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# how very magritte
ish
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# exactly
(o:Þ
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# shame
the bowler hat didn't come out better...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# too true.
King Ralph has a photo of that exact moment, but from the side.
it kind of ruins the mysteriousnessness.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Could you please send them to
Paul [at] SkateAttack [dot] Biz

I'll then add them to the bunch.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# will do,
when i get round to it.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Cool, cheers.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I
WANT THAT SHIRT!!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# it's a custom one-off
made by me for me - you're not alone though, Pippy also asked as has one off-board friend...

I may possibly do a cafepress jobby :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# can you do
white(or anything)-on-black at cafepress?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# it is different
'tis. this here australian has found that pixel 22, 81 is one shade out!!!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# oh... god...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# i've discovered how to shut him up anyway
just put a sofa or a car seat underneath him and he just lapses into a coma without fail

i'm hoping he hasn't stained my car seat...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# the only thing i said to him
was "You're a cunt".
I said it to him at least eight times though.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I was hoping
he wasn't driving!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I was hoping
I wasn't driving
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# hehehe
*note to self: never get a lift from vork or moore*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# aarrrgh!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# What a picture,
What a file name =P
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# it would have been "cunt.jpg"
but this is a family computer.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# woo!
is there more albums about?

ive seen a few sets so far...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Not a repost
This is his brother, He eats his own head and the other coughs a new head up.
VERY like a repost but not quite
LOL
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# LOL
indeed :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Sshhh it's a secret
For about 2 minutes both Gifs ran the same way due to my incompetance in naming both pics the same. DOH. but don't tell anyone...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Hah!
I thought so!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# no
they were saying that they were blatently reposting the bash pic
:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# here's my favourite
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# who's that?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# how do i know?
i was drinking!!!

all i know is there was about 3 of those poker things upon his person at the end of the night
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# it's trousers of time
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Arrrrghhhhh
Dear god you can see right up my nose
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Aye
told ye so
(, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# blurgh!!
Blargh! gnfdwiakon... Blarghf! >cough< Cough!!!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# i just found this chap crawling around my bookshelf!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# eat him.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# i would but
i'm on a diet
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Yes. He'd make a good special ingredient
on anybody's cheese on toast.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Do spiders make gravy?
Do earwigs make chutney?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Only under duress.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# my dress?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# you rex.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# no, its just the hang of my trousers
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# ooh
i'nm going to see him in december!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# lucky cunt.
tickets sold out in Cardiff within twenty seconds.
or something.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# blimey!
if you join his website, you get first shout ;-)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# so am I
so am I!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# you're all cunts.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I concur...
Fcukers! And I refuse to give some evil fleabayer about £150 for a pair of tickets to Cardiff!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# hire him.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# He could be trained to sort the post.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# *phones that bloke who used to do the footie*


(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# And what does he say?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# not a lot really
mostly wibble
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# George Best?

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# tell him i hate him
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# "coz these people got me questionin'
where is the love?"
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# i do though
he stole my shoes

all of them
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# and your bucket / clog / welly?
maybe he knows furtive?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# i love that song
talk to the spider.
It's likely he won't listen to you, but it's always better than killing them.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# i sang it that song,
it danced!

well atleast i think it did.. or was it trying to escape?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Soho,
£5 an hour.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# tee hee hee.
Really? That cheap?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# What can I say,
I need the money :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# i knew i had a fiver somewhere!
*sigh*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# save your money
rumour has it there's a b3tan who only costs £4...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# *steps into shadows*
*sidles quietly out of room*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Well that biatch better watch out,
this is my patch!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# hmm
/looks at profile

This could be very illegal ;)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] well, that was easy
packman
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# pacman?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# yes
Pacman
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# oh oh oh i get it now
do i get a prize?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# don't be stupid.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# sorry miss
bashes in own skull with a frozen lasagne
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Pac-Man?
 
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# WINNAR.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# cheeses
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Tee
hee
!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Hmmm.
I think this entry has made me stupider.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

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