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i'm almost certain that this has been done before

but couldn't face trawling through several years' worth of posts to check is there a search facility for the archives?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

Yes...

...it's called google.

The archive search has been switched off these days.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine
i will make use of my search engine

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

there's the search link at the top of the page

But the archive search is currently disabled. There's a Google link to search the spazz though.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

OUCH!!

that was severe punnage, shouldn't you put a health and safety warning omn that?

wooyayhoupla

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

why yes there is

this site will read your mind scan every b3ta post and find the one your after check it out, its pure genius! www.bigfathairytranniessuckingoffpigsandgoats.com

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

well i for one

clicked

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

oo! fluffy bunnies- just what i was after.

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

what a great link!

www.bigfathairytranniessuckingoffpigsandgoats.com

(oneofthemany, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

thats even better than big hairy trannies

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

and that's

quite some claim!

(oneofthemany, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

Last Quo post of the day from me:

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

errrrm

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

(latex glove and pained expression)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

ahhhhhh

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

Unfortunately

the baby didn't take after her mother

(Dr_Seuss, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

sssssssssssssssvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

oh is that who's given birth

i wondered why it made iton the news on radio 4... yay sventastic

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

I went to a great fireworks display at the weekend.

I especially liked the Guys:

P.s. is anyone bored of Quo related posts? If so, I will stop immediately.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

hmmm as long as they stay good

i will enjoy

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

Well does this one count?

It was quick, and I liked seeing The Quo burn, but is it appreciated by everyone?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

that opne is only good

if its a real world photoshop i'm afraid :P

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

i always like seeing people burn!

and speaking of fireworks

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

Personally

I love seeing The Quo more than the other regulars. They look so happy.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

Even when frying!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Poofter, eh?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

heh

League of Gentlemen?

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

It was.....inevitable

(barney800, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

took me a second to work out what was going on there

flinking hate the matrix but quite like lotr

edit: assuming thats what its a refference too, else my post just looks silly

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

which will mean you have a love/hate

relationship with this picture?

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fassit is old, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

yeah

i feel my brain leaking out of my ears when i look at it

*tries to lick own ear*

mmm spicey

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

can't beat a bit of spicey brains

except maybe spicey brains on toast

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fassit is old, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

with HP sauce

cause HP makes a spicey brain sandwich

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

i love you

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

I hate you

I kiss you, I rape you

Weren't Clawfinger awful?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

thats weird

because i have a very, very strong hatred for lotr, but i quite like the matrix.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

my girlfriend hates lotr and star wars

i think im with the wrong girl!!! :'o(

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

i don't like the book much really

but the films are just good old fashioned epic adventure films

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

i think the book is great, its so well writen, in a lot of ways i prefer the book to the film

but i can never be arsed to sit down and read it again so i just watch the films now, takes a lot less time and effort!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

nah its just a good yarn

but reeeeeeeally linear at time... frodo has scare... frodo survives with help from his friends (repeat ad nauseum)

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

i've never read the book

but the films basically go "film starts. film goes on and on and on. xeron sleeps"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

yeah but

there are some nifty fight sequences and some fancy special effects (massive still amazes me)and the special effects are actually welldone unlike those in the second matrix film (i havn't seen the third yet)

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

well

i didn't notice anything interesting happen in the entire film.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

I found the film LOTR so boring I

was ready to leave within about 30 mins of it starting. Not too keen on the books either.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

The first or

second film?

(fak, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

yes but what book/film isnt like that

what about the matrix, trinity comes close to death survives, neo comes close to death survives, repeat in next film.. and prolly in the next...

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

The first film was good,

in that when you first see it you're not sure whats going on, and its exciting when its revealed what has happened to the human race. Sure, it has its share of bad acting, but as a concept its really good and it did make for an enjoyable film.

The second film was a bit arse, though.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

I thought...

...that Keanu Reeves character called for someone who was mainly bewildered and confused.

Therefore he was perfectly cast.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

i think they're ok

if you ignore the talking and stuff and just watch people shooting at each other and stuff

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

Tee hee hee

Yerss, I expect it was.

W/Y/H!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Woo 3.14 Yay

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COCKLES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

It's not easy (edit: apparently it is)

but who's (in) this?

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

brian blessed

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

AND HIS WIFE

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

blimey

well done that man

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

That's not how to spell his name.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

im afraid it is sonny jim

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

no it's not.

it's BRIAN BLESSED

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

damn it my evil plan to take over the world

FOILED AGAIN BOOOOOOO HOOOO HOOOOOO

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

actually

it's BRIAN BLESSED!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

i thought it a had a bit of a

john prescott look to it, but by the filename, brian blessed?

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fassit is old, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

someone's

in that hippo? How can we guess who it is if they're underwater?

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

is it brian blessed?

it looks curiously like his character from phantom menace

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

exacery wot i fort

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

It's the Holy Trinity

Brian Blessed, 'Boss Nass' (Brian's Phantom Menace character) and a huge great hippo.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

wow you truly are

king of kings

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

makes a change

from me being Cock of Cocks

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

mmmm

cox... brian cox

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

though there is no way

you should rmemeber that characters name, hang your head in shame

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

I had to look it up

so I could get the image.

Honest guv.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

all is forgiven then

well not all obviously... but tat bit is

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

Samual Jackson?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

whos he?

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

saw

him being interviewed on Jonathan Ross on Friday night , came across as being a really nice bloke

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

i saw him on Parky

and i agree

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

nice

line in hats too

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

hes been keeping kangol in business

for the past 5 years, i believe:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

aye

but he's no LL Cool J :)

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

ahh

but who is!!

apart from ll cool j, of course:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

and a complete waster

well used to be

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

duh duh... duh duh... DUH DUH DUH

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

oh dear god no!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

quotastic

i just wet myself

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

i like that a lot

i love the quo.

threadjack: who were the villains in seasons six and seven of buffy? i've finished an essay apart from that little bit and i can't remember who the buggers were.

edit - got em now, oops. ignore the above request.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

6 - Jonathan, Andrew and Warren

7 - the First

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

Where does

Doctor Octopus fit in to all this? Or Baron Greenback? Or Rum Baa-Baa?

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

They were

pulling the strings

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

6: Zippy & George
7: Jamie Oliver

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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

Move over

the fear!

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

er...

The ass formerly known as a prince?

sorry

(spook, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

What !!!

Prince is Gay?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

THE prince

allegedly

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alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

The prince

is a ponce?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

if the stories are to be beleived

news.google.co.uk/news?hl=en&edition=uk&q=prince+charles

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alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

I thought you meant the bible bashing purple overlord, everyone knows about Prince Charles

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

"prince charles enjoys oman"??

is that some sort of punnage?

(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

That looks rather like

Errol Flynn.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

or the Guy out of "The Prince's Bride."

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

Andre the giant?

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

tis

BEGBIE tis it not?

(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

The Dread Pirate Roberts?

Or are you on about 'hjello, my name in ~~Diego~~ Inigo Montoya, you keeeel my fathhhher, prepare to die'?

Princess Bride - akshully

Name corrections by Dutchbird

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

Inigo actually

;)

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

I fancied him

I fancied the blonde chap too, and secretly dreamed I was buttercup.

I would have done him in the hayloft though. Hard.

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

ooo, it does excite me when ladies talk like that.

Please carry on.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

No.

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

Quite right too

though I agree with you about giving Inigo a good seeing to, you can have Westley, don't go for blonds, me :)

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

Too right

Inigo reminded me of Mendoza from The Mysterious Cities of Gold, who I always thought was a bit of a dish.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Blonde bloke

was Wesley (or, as Buttercup pronounced it, Westley).

Fab film :o)

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Book is good too

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EvilHippo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

Yep, the book is utterly fab

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

Aha! I knew it was wrong

but couldn't remember the right name. I shall go back and edit it. Ta.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

Apologies for spelling.

Tis a good film though.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

It's a facking great filum

one of those ones just perfect for curling up on the sofa on a miserable Sunday afternoon.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

Yes

yes yes. It's great. Heart-warming, intelligent and funny - all in a lovely tongue-in-cheek way.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

It's the Pirates of the Carribean

of the 1980s. And always available in those discount bins in petrol stations for £3.99 for when your old copy wears out - yay!

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

Wheeeeeeeee ! - Number two

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Darryn.R, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

hehe !

nice touch with the toupee !

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

You know, i went to this party last night

I got really really really drunk, and it was soooooooooooo funny, and everyone was laughing, because i did funny things, like putting my coat on backwards! i mean like we all put britney spears on and was dancing and i was like 'ooooooh hit me baby one more TIIIIIIIME,' and everyone was like, wow, your a good singer and i was like thanks. Thats my favourite song you see. I LOVE YOU ALL, AND WANT TO DIE WITH YOU TOGETHER FOREVER. like in rohan, where the horses will trample us deep into the ground near the earths core.

(britneylover, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

do what?

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

ron

do what ron
come again
do what

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

Was

jam involved? If not, I'm not interested.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

oh jam

no, but I threw something at someone:):):)

(britneylover, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

you ARE baz aren't you?

filthy bastard.

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

whos baz?

he sounds funny :):):)

(britneylover, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

im baz and so is my mum and my wife and my sister

and the pope

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

you must be him

we all hate him

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

He's

a bit of a nonce.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

just a bit?

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

Nonce

sense... still raises a chuckle

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

I love you too

*blushes*

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

shhhhhh

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

baz!

where are you baz!

btw, your profile leads me to believe you are in fact a man.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

wow, like yes

man!!!!hahahah:):):)

(britneylover, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

thought so.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

i think they are a groomer

the world's worst, admittedly.

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

I dont even groom myself that well.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

Danger!

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

Ha ha ha

hahahahahahahahahah

very woo

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

reverse psychology?

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

reverse parking

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

women cant do that!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

nor can i.

i smash things. why don't they teach reverse parking on tests?

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

isnt reverse parking driving away in a car thats in a car park?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

you reverse round a corner, and parallel park on a street

but don't learn how to park in car park bays.
redicorororous.

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

maybe its illegal to teach parking in bays

surely youd only wanna park your boat in a bay not your car!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

BSM teach you.

I'm learning to drive and I'm fucking great at bay parking.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

well things are usually taught in lessons then tested in tests

/pedant

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

i am liking that

that = good

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

allow me to reitterate

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

gertcha !

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

hheheh

'geroutofit!

edit/ is that mad charlie from monkeyworld?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

I've no idea actually

I think it was just a getty pic

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

Let me guess...

is it...

OUR ALL GAY?

Edit - For your sake, I REALLY hope that you're very young. In which case, you shouldn't be drinking. Otherwise you are just stupid and annoying.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

my moneys

on it being an existing b3ta chap/lady ironically trolling.

with hilarious consequences.

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

I want to just delete it

but when you delete a thread with this many replies, people always moan. You just can't win.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

delete it anyway :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Eh?

Uh?

Fuck you.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

erm...

~~morning~~ afternoon all

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

ta daaaa

"Fuck you oddjob, I got a thumper in mine"

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

You've been a very naughty subject...

(oldCheeseOnToast, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

aaah. kill it!!

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rosey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

Blinks

repeatedly

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

That's what you're

calling it nowadays, is it?

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

Only

to the initiated

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

strange.

I find I stop blinking, to maintain %100 eye contact with the ladies in the pictures.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

Hmmm

Demands the source pic now:)

for ummm further investigation

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

bridget the midget.

: )

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

give her a gimp mask and I might.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

wow there a goodfigure

on her... i'd debate it certainly

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

What's black and white and eats like a horse?

Clicky to find out

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Badum

Tisch!

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Ahhh

thay need a candle.

And some chutneys for their poppadums.

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

chutney

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Space bar, eh?

Hold on..........

So it bloody does! Think of the ways this could change my life!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

by not much.

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

wow!

space bar!

i wonder what all these other bloody buttons do.

Edit: After expirementation and a little
logic i discover the same effects can be
acheived through the use of "Page Up" and "Page Down" keys.

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

science at it's best

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

i'm still afraid to press the "insert" button though

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

a nun rolling down a hill?

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

that would be

correct if it wasn't Rammadan...

(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

and why?

Big Horse he can, that's why

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tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

newspaper...er...with a mouth?

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

Mardy Bond

Resurrect Desmond Llwellyn Campaign

(drydo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

i want the day to come

when bond says "knob" in a film.

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Too right

The name's Bond, and this is my knob

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

i want the day to come

when he says spankathon in a film

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

Reminiscing of school days...

Customers keep ringing me up today, minimising my usage of b3ta. Who do they think they are? Honestly.

NOTE: Please substitute "BUNDLE" for "PILE ON" depending on location.
Bundle? you bunch of weirdos... : )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

bastardos!!

was the term not "bundle"? it was where im from

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

is that some posh southern equivalent?

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

probably but where im from is far from posh

too many pikeys around to be posh!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

NEVER bundle.

alwas pile-on.

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

But

I never heard of pile on until I were all grown up.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

i don't know why

but that made me snigger

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Filth monger

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

"getcha lovely fresh filth 'ere...

...three bunches for a fiver!"

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

Shocked!

I'm shocked.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

Hey,

I'm posh and southern and we called it pile on! : )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

I'm stinking rich

and went to private school.

T'was a bundle there.

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

I'm from the famously posh

town of Basildon - twas bundle there too.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

i saw people sweeping up leaves today with a big machine. i wasn't happy with them.

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

hahahahah

excellent

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fassit is old, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

customers

pfffft.

woo pic.

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

fantastic !

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

if thats anything like my schooldays,

the three fattest leaves on the tree are waiting till everyone else is in the pile before doing a monster bellyflop on top.

I would be the leaf at the bottom.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

haaahaha!

rock on!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

Woo!

that am great.

Darn pesky customers.

got my copy of hummus BTW, many thanks.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

BUNDLE!

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

see theres someone who knows what im talking about!!!

right there look see her, oh no i think shes gone......... oh well.

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

DB's dead posh and southern (and a bit foreign for that matter)

i reckon that's the difference...

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

The school I went

to definitely wasn't posh. Full of teenage mothers and kids in NaffCo54 jackets

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

Ours was slightly more posh

All the kids had those Campri jackets with the picture of a skier on the back

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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

hohoho

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

Green Giant!

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

er...

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

ahahahaha

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

i think its more

urgh than er

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

How rude!

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

haha

made me laugh out loud!

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curry monster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

wheres my mag then?

i paid you last week

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raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Oops,

Very sorry. It's in the post now!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

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raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

HA!

I rather enjoyed that.

(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

hehe - yay!

im definately with the 'pile on' camp:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

that is

aceness personified - though it is Bundle really ;)

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curry monster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

eh up mister monster!

long time no see:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

ello

hull boy - how is married life treating you? I am bit busy at the mo running me pub and got no pc or photoshop :(

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curry monster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

married life is good

as long as i do what im told:)

have you changed the name of the pub to 'The Furtive Arms' yet:

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

Bundle?

PILE ON!

EVERY TIME.

I suppose you call croggies 'backies' and knockout/knockout doubles 'cuppies' or something.

Tsk.

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

we called "knockout" Wembley, and wembley doubles.

Just goes to show it takes all sorts.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

it was "cupties"

at our school

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

What the fuck are croggies or backies

for that matter? To quote Stouffer WTFAYBOA?

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

its where kids try and fit more kids on a pushbike than it was designed for.

5 on a bmx was the record where I came from.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

Shirley a push bike was designed for one? ;)

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

5????

you must be from Crewe or something...

we got 7 on a Kuwhara, down the local building site in Mold....

/why can't you muck about in building sites nowadays, was always the best fun that was...

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

like an ET?

where someone sits on the handlebars. wasn't a backie when someone stands on pegs on the back wheel of a dubious looking BMX?

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spatuluk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Oooh, just spotted this

yep, it's bundle where I'm from too. A pile-on was much more benign and involves small children leaping onto their parent.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

BUUUNNNNDLLLLE!!!

:D I'm from Southampton, if anyone's taking notes. it wasn't a posh school, tho. no way!

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spatuluk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

when benny grew up he took officer dibbles job..

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raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

digital benny

damn those computer police!!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

lol

lol

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

the cost of diapers was beginning to bankrupt them

enlargify

hi everybody!

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

the giant baby is a machine

for producing tears and vom
but its biggest export is its poo
enough to build a bomb

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

I think it's the adults

who are very small. Or far away.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

Who says the who

are very small?

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

okay everybody review your posts

and go back and edit them so they make sense.

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

What kind of bomb?

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

carpet bomb.

and sofa bomb. and curtains bomb. and bed bomb. and everything else that can be stained with POO

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

man chod?

Do you mean Semen?

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

By 'poo'

Do you mean faeces?

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Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

stool...

stool....

(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

pfft

nool

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

hehe

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

More fan art

Pengy's joined the French Foreign Legion

Come back, Pengy! Things will get better!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

he only joined so he could forget

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alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

...the trouble was...

her name was Sandy.

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

arf

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alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

pffft

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

is that a shadow

or has he been lying down on the job!

wooyay houpla

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

non-pixel pengy

this fan art is getting like proper fan art!
woo!

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

David Bowie's party trick...

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

hahahah

excellent

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fassit is old, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

pah he's an amateur

wooyayhoupla

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

well quite

thats scary woo

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

Babe : Lost In Middle Earth

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

kill it

kill it now

w/y/h ;)

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Darryn.R, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

wooper dooper.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

In the words of Hunter S Thompson/Raoul Duke

Holy Jesus!, Mother of God!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

erm...

all in all i probably wouldn't

thats scry stuff wooyay

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lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

eep

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fassit is old, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

Fuck my old boots

That looks like it should be nsfw...

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

funny

i was thinking exactly the same thing. Wicked pic still

(wizbits_armpit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

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