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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

haha

yay for nob humour

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

i want a pen like that

that draws in mid air.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

i think shes writing on a mirror/window

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

ohhhhh - spoil my fun

why don't you!

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

Better not fucking use that

then

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

why not

it makes the board less fluffy, for miserable cranberries like me

http://www.yourallgay.co.uk/b3ta.php

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Dunno

I was replying to get my post count up and because I enjoy typing swear words

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

tits

bum
willy

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

then you'll like

this

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

pea roast opportunity...ish.

"Knew he should have gone when he had the chance earlier...."

(richiebloodyrich, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

well... if its roasting pea time...

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

quality!

bravo!

(richiebloodyrich, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Aha

So THAT's where AT-ST's come from.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

oh god

what have i started

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Were you

the first person to ever draw a cock badly then ?

You must have known the bloke who invented fire.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

yes

his name was burt.

i meant the star wars speedcock thing.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

Too Hot For b3ta

www.spazoutny.com/CyberSenior.htm

(Spaz Out, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

Top site

Had me snorting again!

(Doctor Evil, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

ace,

woo to you.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

Argh! I'm being chased by Mr Wank-o-matic

should I run?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

jumping

jiggery chips!

thats loverley!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

depends if you fancy a

wank or not.
Nice anim.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

no,

wank it. wank it moderately.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

No,

stay for a good time!!!

That lovely.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

the left hand looks fine (his left)

but the right hand looks a little painful

very nice! woo!

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

yay!

that's a bit good! the rotating claw looks a bit unnerving though...

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

Excellent animation

but resistance is futile as Mr Wank-o-matic would probably say

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

Resist it!

Resist it hard!

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

he just want's you for your man fat.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

how rare

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CranberryArmadillo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

wow!

Yours is a bit scarier!
WOO!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

Sick Boy's cut-out-and-keep template for lazy Summer journalism:

DISCLAIMER:
This is intended to be a sleight on the hypocrisy of the British tabloid press and in no was belittles any recent events in the UK.

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

how disturbingly true

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

hahah

so true, well done :)

Woo ! Yay !

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

excellent

sir!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

Ah! Now then...

...why is it when some child is found murdered they are always, and without fail, described as popular, outgoing, very hard working, almost saintly figures. They never seem to murder the little sods, do they? How do these murderers know?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

For the same reason

that the neighbours of most serial killers describe the killer as quiet, shy but friendly and express their shock and amazement that this person could have killed anyone...

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

If it's any consolation

the only murderer I've ever known was a complete and utter prick. I wasn't entirely surprised when the truth about how depraved he was came out.

(wingnutkj, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

Ah yes...

...the very people who saw the suspicious-looking bin bags anfd heard the screams.

Did you know that it is not illegal to walk past someone having a crime inflicted on them and simply ignore the situation?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

It is in France though

(nirst, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

i'm sure the sods get murdered too

just that when the kids aren't of nice, white, middle class parents, the papers don't think anyone will give a toss.

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zerolicious, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

How dare you belittle recent events in the UK?

Shame on you.

\irony

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Rooster, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

Excellent.

(Although even a Sun journalist would know they are more likely to be blonde children.)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

Has anyone seen the front page of the Sun today?

Praising Pres Bush & how great he is -----

here..

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

Don't know who scares me more

Bush or Murdoch.

(Doctor Evil, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

*ahem*

Main Entry: 1blond
Variant(s): or blonde /'bländ/
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French blond, masculine, blonde, feminine
Date: 15th century
1 a : of a flaxen, golden, light auburn, or pale yellowish brown color b : of a pale white or rosy white color c : being a blond
2 a : of a light color b : of the color blond c : made light-colored by bleaching
- blond·ish /'blän-dish/ adjective

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

As your definition points out,

males are blond, and females are blonde.
(It was one of the few useful rules I was taught in journalism school.)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

don't be silly

the avg reading age of the sun is about 8 years old. Rarely anything above two syllables that's not made clear by context or direct re-description.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

8 years?

i'll have you know i read the sun....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! even i wouldnt fall for that one....

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

i'm not sure how thats hypocracy.

I think page 3 and the whole tabloid "phwoooar" thing is pretty low-brow. I agree that they use shock tactics, and always find easy scape goats to sell papers and incite anger in the stupid, but I don't see how putting that in a newspaper makes you a hypocrit for condemning child murder. Have I missed something?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

It's hypocrisy because Richard LittleJohn eats toddlers.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

oh right.

Fair enough :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Yes

The Mirror (not the Sun) once published a tirade on paedophiles and at the same time on the opposite page had a picture of the then 15 Charlotte Churh and comments about how big her chest was. I find this hypocritical. This is but one instance.

Though I am going to stop responding to these as you seem to find fault with every fucking thing I post for some reason.

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

what?

no, it was a genuine question. I agree that the mirror point you just made was hypocracy. I have no personal grudge against you.

AND, i have just noticed you said underage pop starlet. I have now noticed the hypocracy, and my question is answered.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

fairy nuff

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

That's cos

you're a Cock Hopper. ;)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

A cock-pod

if you please

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

So what 's different?

Looks like ~~this~~ any morning's copy of The Sun
not that I read it like I just noticed it in a cilent's house.
woo yay

\edit - work go must now - I may have a new pic later

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

CLIENT'S HOUSE?

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

Ha ha ha

excellent.

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

that is utterly brilliant

hahahahaha

oh, and belittle it hard

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atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

My eyes are tired

And I havent eaten anythin so im off, for now...

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

can you get me a packet of crisps while you're up?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

and cheese.

we always need cheese.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

and

tracing paper

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

and a small packet of frozen peas.

to reduce the swelling.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

from

tracing paper?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

ooh

the stories I can tell you about tracing paper swells

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

pep

wozzit you or cal on friday with the sexygirl account, or was it a non-mod testing the waters these days?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

hmm - I think it was a non mod.

Cal's work pc is fucked (he's gone home for the day today and left early on Fri) and i havent had a chance to be here much as too much work on.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

It was

cthonic...
I think he liked being a sexygirl a bit too much though.

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Wifey, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

damn my curiosity!

Cheers tho

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

smoky bacon for me

please

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

ok, and ill get a Kinder egg too

And if theres a crappy jigsaw inside, you can have it

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

Yes!

Thankyou! I don't want it if it's not one you get to make yourself...

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

No kitty! Dont lick the knife!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

lick it hard!

woo!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

its ok, he's licking the dull side

so it seems to me

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

but you've got to

nip that kind of thing in the bud

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

# Oh The Shark Has Pretty Teeth, Dear #

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

eggs

for eyes! the pain! ;)
(woo!)

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

woo woo!

special cat!
Have a techno-woo

TJ: I assume this is enormous GC, but just in case... go post your opinion... and have yersen a fine afternoon whilst you're at it.
smh.com.au/polls/sport/form.html

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Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

Where'd you get this umbrella from again?

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

Wilkinsons

for £3.99

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

If it was a Wilco one,

the Umbrella would open upside down, shoot the beam out the handle, then break.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

heh heh heh

/friend ex-wilkos employee

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

Lidl

3 for £1.99

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

you bargain hunter you.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

yes.

i shall be colouring myself orange with a highlighter pen later on this evening.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

where were you this saturday?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

nice!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

What the hell is that woo yay thing?!?!?!

its scary and rules!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

Fizzgig.

DB always gets asked that!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

I can't believe

There are people who haven't seen the Dark Crystal.
Mind you, there's a girl in our office who is so young she has never HEARD of the A-Team

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

dear god!

next she'll be telling you that she's never seen knightmare...

edit: how young, and is she single?

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

she's

19, and no

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

fucksocks

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Enter... Stranger...

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

hahaha excellent

woo yay!

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

The animations weren't up to much in those days...

... but Miss still got front paged.

(cheesepump, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

WOOOOO

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

doesn't replying waste as much thread as starting a new jawn?

I mean doesn't it?

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

nope,

you can reply as much as you like.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

bovine's right

there are only 15 on the board, starting a new one chucks the old off, whereas a thread can have a squillion replies on it and it doesn't make a difference.

/educational video

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

Are you

disagreeing with me, or backing my point up with further factage?

Confused.
Horsham

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

Hopefully

my edit will clear your confusion

Barred
East Grinstead

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

how did you manage to get barred from a weatherspoons?

did you steal someone's flat cap?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

I bet she smoked

at the bar.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

I walked out of the pub

with a bottle of wine, their license doesn't allow takeouts. I laughed at him when I was told I was barred. My friend said I look throughly disdained.

Appearently a licensee will be personally fined five grand if a customer gets caught taking booze out when they're not allowed to. But he was a bouncer, what did he care?

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

i stole a 2pint pitcher from wetherspoons

and casually walked out the door, holding it in my hands.

the bouncers didnt bat an eyelid

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

That's because

Eye Lid Batting is illegal.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

erm,

no...

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

it uses the same amount of space

BUT it doesnt push other threads off the page

(there are only 15 threads to a page)

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

oh now it all makes sense

and in conjuction with the Illuminati and the grassy knoll and kittens I think i finally understand the universe...

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

that may be true

but we'll never understand women...

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

the board only has 15 threads at a time

but as many replies to a thread as you like.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

so....

if everyone posted their new images to an existing thread they'd stay there on the screen until..... the server collapsed?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

that

gives me an idea:

www.b3ta.com/board/2345603

(cheesepump, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

It were better in those days they had to use their imagination

rather than reply upon new fangly gadgety m'gizmos.
woo pic

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

w000

Very nice..

Speaking of nice, my Plush domo came today, can't wait to get home. :D

(Shifty Bloke, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

I'm soooo jealous

that you have plushy domokun.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

tell me, good sir knight

where doust thou buy a domo from?

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

I got my girlfriend to get mine

cost about 2 pound 50 out of a tokyo NHK shop bargin bin
or you could buy from www.jlist.com for about 17 quid

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

haha,

your username raises many questions...

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

ha ha ha

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

yawn

so normal . . .

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

yeah

i dont know why i laughed - but i did find it funny :|

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

schmaller

pleeshe

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

That's a bit scary isn't it?!

Also - I don't get it. Apologies once again for not knowing board etiquette and being a girl and anything else that may offend.

(Rachel B, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

she is terrifying

and he want's you to know?

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

You've been here over a year...

...and it hasn't occurred to you to learn anything, but just wade in with new threads. That, I think, makes people less than fluffy towards you, not your bloody gender.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

hmmm...

what are you banging on about?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jpeg compression.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

The robot that never experienced love.

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

what about

'self love'?

edit: woooooooo!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

lol

he wasnt given the love chip.
thanks for the woo

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

"he"'s also got tits

perhaps "his" gender confusion doesnt halp matters.

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

good point

i think - due to a lack of testes - his body produced too much testorone to compensate. His body then had to up the levels of oestrogen and he got tits (thankyou fight club)

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

but hes a robot...

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

wow

did you draw that?

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0575601523.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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dirty barry, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

that's what I was thinking

I can't see anything special done to it
what am I missing?

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

He should join NAMBLA

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

whats that?

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

The...

..North American Man-Boy Love Association

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

maybe i should join it aswell

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

I think he'd be more at home in

North American Marlon Brandow Look Alikes

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

that would be the most obsucre association ever. WHeres the headquarters?

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

Near any Mike's Bar. Learning, Alabama

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

*googles*

*speechless bewilderment*
*closes search results*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

/makes note of Xerons IP address

/informs nonce-squad @ Scotland yard

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

you can't get me for

looking at a google search result, you know :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

there

is definitly a love of the vaseline lense to that picture :-|

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

Poshmash

got this song going round and round in my head and this was the only way of getting it out.

This alt text is inspired by an earlier one wot I saw not 'alf an hour ago. Never mind that my lad. I also want to test if the filter is operating on the alt tags as well. Probably been tested before. But i missed that. Cranberry Zepelin. Shit Piss cranberry Avocado. Anyway. Not a very long effort. But then again - volume is not a guarantee of quality. Having said that - there isn't much quality to this alt tag. Merely some ramblings of a (by now) desperate for the weekend brain. Monday. Bloody Monday. Oh dear.

this post has been brought to you by the poshmashing of illustrator and photoshop - a posh man's paintmash if you will. No apologies for the quality - as I spent hours on this.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

A B C D

E F G!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

Derek

the half a tree-e-e

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

la da da

(b3rl1n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

he licenced?

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Paintmash, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

nice one

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

ooh

that looks alot like my bertie

by alot i mean remotly similar

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

Naaah.

Eric's going the other way...

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

and that looks like

the giant bee.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

my first and last attempt at flash

chaos-time.dyndns.org/b3ta/rar1.swf

a 3 year old could do better

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

Only...

...a very talented 3 year old I think

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

Eric seems to have been a busy bee

woo yay for your paintmashed bee

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

Thank you for your patience

I forgot how poo geocities were. Thanks to lycos and google..*chokes up*...

(Rachel B, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

reply

don't post shit you silly tart

Fluffy Version

Please reply to a message insted of posting a new thread to express your most very welcome thanks, this ensures that a wonderful picture that another talented b3tan has made does not get pushed off the end by accident :) I Love You

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

Hoy!

Be nice

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

yes miss

sorry :(

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

we'll never

be allowed to swear again if we're not nice!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

Oi! You! Be fluffy!

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

sorry

my bad

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

Despite agreeing with the need for fluffiness...

I liked the succinct manner of your post.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

Here's a hint,

if you post little messages like these in your post down there, it means that someones picture post (like yours) doesn't get knocked of the page quite as quickly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

arg bloody tw

arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

Still no help with my module as such.

Is no one's creative juices not flowing sufficiently yet today?

(Rachel B, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

I've never come across sucha rude board member

(with a silly name may i add). I'll get me coat.

(Rachel B, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

Nah,

stay, and post more stuff you've made.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

may want to take a refresher course in Faqology 101, though

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

Ego Quotient: 80

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

we don't really do

making up ideas for other people. if we had an idea, we would do it ourselves.
but we might be a little more inclined to help if you didn't make a new thread every 10 minutes

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

oh come on

she's been a member for over a year and a half and only posted 58 messages - that's hardly one every 10 mins is it :p

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kitty_cat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

Importance quotient: 0

See?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

The Met's new riot control technique was questionable...

You're all on telly!

(Satan's Pet, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

hahahha

made me laugh out loud!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

Winner takes all

(crap 80's quiz show referrence)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

And the crowd went wild!

(thellama73, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

argh!

the torture! ;)

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

yeah

for the count

(bonaroo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

secret love child revealed;

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

chumplet!

woo

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Staticgirl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

Bunni cool

Lost his skateboard

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

are those lycra pants

on his head?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

hahahaha cycle shorts

woo pic nonetheless

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

I always though cycle shorts

were those little cycling tracks you get in some parks!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

that is bitchin'

and gnarly too, I believe

(stone the crows, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

yo, and word

to your mother.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

I will pass on

your felicitations

(stone the crows, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

why thankyou,

dude.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

Robopigeon Mk1

Erm clockwork was easier to do..

How about now?!

(Rachel B, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

yes

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

but it's a very nice cross
edit: that's done it - have a woo

(stone the crows, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

yup

:(
You exceeded Geocities Bandwidth maybe?
They allow remote linking?

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

you have to hide it as a .txt file and link that way

plus it wouldn't last for long either way

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

redex

oh well

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

yes.

that is correct. we can only see a cross

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

bear with me

... i have more webspace damnit...

(Rachel B, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

but does that mean that

you just wanted ideas for something to photoshop, and you're not actually working on a thesis or something involving mechanic and biological thigs?
/offended

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

well

it's not part of my actual thesis, just my image engineering module. Kinda important I guess..

(Rachel B, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

ok then

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

it's a very nice cross though

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

You want to try

MSN or UK dragon as an image host.

There it is!

Woo!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

geocities

are a rubbish host. you might have more luck with an msn community

edit: hurrah! makes me think of professor yaffle...

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

have a read of the faq

and it should help you find a new host. Geocities are a bit crap.

edit - woo! well done

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

Nice pic though

try putting it on UK Dragon cos geocities are watermelon.

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

New Missle - Just In Time For The Holiday Season

kiss kiss

(b3rl1n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

Missle

snizzle my pizzle! eh?

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

Gah!

Das punnage ist mine kopperkettler.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Missile-toe

badum-tisch

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

may I be the first to say

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

that would also

do nicely.

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

i think i speak for all of us when I say

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

I've counted the votes and the result is indeed

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

well you obviously don't speak for all of us,

just those of us who haven't spoken

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

Is she somehow

sucking up a long string of arrow shaped sperm?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

perhaps she's sucking sperm along a

thin thread, like in that james bond film

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

you mean

You only live Twice
when the ninja dripped it down the thread to Bond's mouth but he rolled over and it got in the mouth of his companion?

or was that poison :)

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

....oh

the film now makes a lot more seense to me.

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

I have never seen

sperm in a James Bond film...unless you count Jane Bondage in You Anal Live Twice.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

wasn't Dr No

working for S.P.E.R.M.?

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

Yep,

wasn't his assistant Blow Job?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

no, he worked for

Goodfingers

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

Octopussy

was a bit of an eye opener...as was Goldeneye.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

you're thinking

of Dr Goodhead.
I know I am...

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

nah, you're thinking of

man from spunkle

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

hehehe that made me laugh

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

i thought it was the Russian Organization

SPERSH, which stood for "Sperm Shpionim" which means "Cum to Spies" in English

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

is that

bukkake?

(stone the crows, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

Hillary

has the same birthday as me

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

really?

do you sometimes get her presents by mistake?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

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