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House revenge

Inspired by the worst flatmate thread, I present the nastiest, most despicable thing to do to get revenge on a house / flatmate you are moving out on.

1) Take an empty jam jar - the larger the better
2) Half full this with chicken giblets
3) Fill to 3/4 full with milk.
4) Store in a warm place at victims house (airing cupboard works well)
5) Wait a couple of weeks.

the chicken and milk will ferment, and eventually the pressure will burst the jar.

I've smelt the result. Its nose hair curling at *least*, barf inducing the first few weeks afterwards.

NOTHING gets rid of the smell.

I have not done this personally, but smelt the results 2 months after "ground zero" so to speak.

(Pandaemonium, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

nice story, wrong thread.

you need to put it as a reply in here:

b3ta.com/board/2344846

or it won't get read on the radio.
and delete this thread too!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

if you read it

youll find it hasnt got much to do with that thread

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

my helpfulness

blinded me...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

even better.

fresh prawns. Unpick the hem of the curtains. Insert prawns. Restitch hem.

Or, dip a tampon in milk, and drop it down the back of a radiator.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

aaaah

piss of the mind

(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

Kipper down the back of rad.

Home brew ginger beer with a kipper in.

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

From what I've read

No-one has ever done any pranks in the world, ever. Just heard about them

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

No,

I've seen houses where housemates have done shitty things like that to each other.

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

6. sew a bag of prawns into the curtain lining

7. sprinkle watercress seeds across carpet and water

8. leave cucumber in water tank.

(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

did a similar thing...

with a fish in a bag lowered through an open window onto a radiator behind the curtain...

(you don't even have to enter the house)

(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

we did

simelar at school and unscrewed the bblack board and put a fish in the cavity behind the back the board went
i heard they got in fumigators
lol

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

A friend of mine

had a dispute over a car. Before giving it back, he welded a load of old fish into the sills. Nice!

(Crunchy Frog?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

I thought this was good

There's a shop down my road which used to have 'I HATE VANDALISM' in big white letters on the side until they repainted it.

Oh yeah, and another thing I saw was a kind of cabinet thing someone had left on the path because they no longer wanted it and required someone to take it away, but nobody ever did for quite some time. Funny thing was, on it there was an ongoing argument in graffiti on the actual cabinet by 2 people, about it being a blockage on the path, a nuisance and so on, which was actually quite heated! Great part of the landscape until it got taken away.

(Sureshot, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

Ahh bless, Arnolds first day...

biggerfication

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Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Woo!

and a big yay for Arnie's Masters of the Universe poster.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Hahahahaha

Superb!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

that am

fantabulous! :O

(Zyk0tiK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

I just spat coffee all over

the keyboard, and desk and printer and my Tunnock's caramel wafers. Thanks.

(Crunchy Frog?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

Woo

am back! :D

(Zyk0tiK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

1. Threadwasting New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.

2. Since when did you have a 17,000+ user number?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Well...

i'm not new :O

and i changed my name to C:\Format A:\ and now i cant login with it anymore, i guess mysql doesnt like the backslashes :( and as such i had to make a new name :'(

(Zyk0tiK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

e-mail Cal,

or rob, or pep, and they'll reset your username for you.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

I did...

i got no reply or nothing, i cant login :( and as such i cant edit my messages or nothing, it's making me sad :'(

(Zyk0tiK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

I'm sure they'll get back to you.

If I see them about I'll mention it.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

make that

A:\Format C:\

lol i cant login it says i havent clicked the link in the email i didnt get. straange...

(Zyk0tiK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

I can't fins that username in the database,

you really have tossed it haven't you... silly boy!

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pep, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

the user number

is 9010 i believe...

(Zyk0tiK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

yes it is...

Format C:\

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

try it now

/not very hopeful but you never know

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pep, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

works! :D

*jumps up and down*

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

cool.

right. Back to work for me.
see ya.

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pep, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

bye! :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

You changed it to A:\> Format C:\

Twunt

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

yes it is

:)

YAY WORKS!

woo thanks pep :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Yes

yes you are.

waits for everyone type cranberry comments

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

I'll chuck these here then

Father's who breast feed sick_boy? the bear?

New curries are arse

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

!!!!11

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

EH!

Bugger me!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

*dusts off strap-on*

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

*assumes position*

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

Here,

bite onto this, it'll help with the pain.

*hands over leather strap*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

I hope the webcam

works this time. don't want to have to go through all this again.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

*whimpers*

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

Shut it

You love it!

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

*readjusts spectacles*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

are the apostrophe police around?

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

eh?

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

:-)

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

People keep dragging out that old Nova thing

& it wasn't Vauxhall, it was Chevrolet
Bloody Grauniad
/pedant

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

FAQ off.

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

zyk0tik is old school

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

Should know better then

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

i do

know better, and would have done better :P

it was a test to see if i could post messages, and i can, but i cant login, and as such i cant edit my post :'(

i was just gonna delete it afterwards to see if it worked, it did, but i cant log in to delete it :( keeps telling me to click the link and shiz.

(Zyk0tiK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

poor

love!

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

Faird incum

I take it back. Please accept my apologies, I know what username problems are like.

^_^

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

you sir are a crack whore

how dare you refer to me as a prick!

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

If you use a different user name

and act like a prick by threadwasting, then what else am I to call you?

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

welcome back

you weird flammable type.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

thanks :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

That's nice dear

but you know better than that.

Please don't thread waste because it only encourages other people and general unfluffiness.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

250 agents. Mobile phones will be blocked!

(can't be bothered to go and see matrix revulsions)

(nebulous, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

is the sign in the background reading "ARSE!" real?

i do hope so.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

as real

as any shark

(nebulous, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

i nearly broke the tv with anger

when i heard about the mobile phone thing this morning.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

whatmobilephonething?

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

they

are blocking some mobile phones to stop them being used to set off bombs

only in vicinity of bush dont owrry if you live anywhere else like dubai

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

jesuits in a bag.

that's bollocks.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Certainly is.

I've only got two days to design a timer now.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

use an analogue watch

you can have lots of fun delays

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

you could go back to the olden days and use 2 cups and some string i bet they arent looking for that and wont have any sissors to block it either

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

Just make a martyr of yourself

and set the bomb off manually.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

or conceal a stick of TNT

in a wanksock and strap it to a trained goat

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

i dont think

the goat would have the courage to pull it off
maybee try a badger?

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Yes but shhhh

they may be listening...

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

who

the goats??? im sure they wont be that offended

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

set off a bomb.

with a mobile phone.
shurely they could track people who did that.
I WANT TO BREAK THINGS.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Tracking down the people who set it off

before it goes off is the tricky part though.

Anyway, according to the Beeb website, the mobile phone blocking is complete unfounded nonsense.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

fucking americans

and by that I mean the ones coming over, big sweaty arses, all of them

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

I hate

to see Americans, or anyone for that matter, coming over big fat sweaty arses too.

(nebulous, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

yes, well done

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

but they were the ones who told me it was true this morning!

to think i trusted those bastards.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

It's easier than you think

www.globalgadgetuk.com/mgb1.htm

www.newhouse.com/archive/story1a092200.html

starportuk.com/

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

It's all clever marketing from

mobile phone operators to get people to use their mobiles when they test whether their phones work. Coincedence that the protest will take place during peak hours, eh? EH!??

/conspiracy and wipes rabid froth

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Bugger

and on the very day I was starting Dial-a-Bomb, too

/for any shit for brains CIA reading this, joke, OK?

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

for any cia types,

i am going to be setting off a bomb, this is a warning, i recommend that you do not let the president enter london, i have rigged the whole place up, it would take you months to find all the bombs i have, as soon as i find that george is near one of them, i'm setting it off.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

haha

it would be funny if that worked

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

you

better make sure of it aswell and rig hull to blow anyway
maybee slough aswell

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

oh i have.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

Yes

and I've balanced a bucket of water on top of my bedroom door, so watch it

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

Is this at the demo on Thursday?

I'll be fucked trying to meet up with the rest of the b3ta crew then.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

Name of pub in scheduler for meet

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

oooh

what thing?

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

By the way, I tried to change the text on the coin to say "TWO CNUTS" but I couldn't get it looking right, so put it back to normal. It's the thought that counts, and I thought about making it better...

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

How rare,

someone did a Quo 10p last night.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

So....

more common than rare....

/edit how did the Railway go?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

That's today.

1:30 infact. I'm out of bed, which is a good start.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

Railway?

You getting into train-spotting or something?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

Heavily.

Not really, The Railway is, of course, a pub :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

the inflation rate

these days...

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

expanding like the fucking moon.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

the moon's expanding?

Jaysus!

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

WHAT?!

B3tan again! People are going to think I'm nicking other people's idas at this rate!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

i think hes nicking peoples ideas at this rate!

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MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

Oi!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Hmmmmm

Somewhere in there is a pun about quid pro quo. I'd find it but I fear it is with my hummous.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

hehe

I'd pay £3 for that

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

Based on this, perchance?!?

(Soapy_Wit_Tank, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

Morning.

I shall get to work on your suggestions in a min...!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

Phwoar

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

A propos Rudolf...

This was inspired by a post I saw last week - I made it into a joke. Edit: Looked a bit too big. I've cut the gaps out.

A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father Christmas serving behind the counter.
"Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing for the big day?"
Santa Claus sighs. He's really let himself go. The red suit's got lard and chilli sauce and bits of lettuce all over it. His apron's in a mess and he just looks fed up and like he doesn't want to be serving up kebabs for a living.
"Well," Santa says at last, "the business has gone belly up. With the recession, the stock market collapse and all, the toy industry took a beating. I had to lay off some of the elves, make cut backs in quality and we just lost our competitive edge. Plus we wound up the delivery side and subcontracted out to UPS. But... it didn't help. The receivers came in, asset-stripped the business and we went into liquidation."
"Gee," the guy says. "I'm really sorry, it kind of takes the tradition out of Christmas in a way."
"Yeah," says Santa Claus and manages a wan smile. "Well enough of me and my woes. What can I get you?"
The guy says, "I'll have a large Donner."
"Sorry," says Santa. "We're all out of Donner. Will Blitzen do instead?"

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

You mean this?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

Hahahahahaha

That'll teach them to laugh and call ~~him~~ her names!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Did

you know that technically Rudolph is actually a female reindeer as they keep their antlers all through winter, but the males lose theirs in Autumn!

Rudolph was a ladyboy.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

Well watermelon me!

you learn something new every day!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

Hahahahaaha

eww.

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

For some reason

that Raindeer looks like a scouser.

Yay!

*edit* I'm sure up to that last refresh it was wearing a pink top. Am I losing it? */edit*

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Nah

I changed it so that the red nose stood out more. And I've changed it again now!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

If you're losing it, so am I.

And that caption wasn't there a minute ago, was it?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

I'm not sure

which is better? With or without caption?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

Equally good I say.

Your caption is different to my interpretation of the cartoon without it, but is also tres ammusant.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

I'd keep it

even though it was already implied without the caption, I don't think having it there does any harm whatsoever.

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

morning!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Ya know...

...these really should be published somewhere. Somewhere big.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

J Lo's arse?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

I'd happily publish them there.

I'd publish them HARD.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

hahaha

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

so good,

i ejaculated.
anally.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

(Smudger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

Suggestions?

You do requests?!? And there's me drawing my own when I could just send all my ideas to you. Bumweeds.
Still, have a big woo for the picture...

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

Arf

I posted one yesterday and someone asked if I could draw a cartoon to go with a sentence.
So I said I would do a couple for people. Hardest one will be "Pibble Bibble Boo" i think...
: )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

Good luck

with that...

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

The Quo #4

#1
#2
#3 (last night)

(Mornin' all)

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

Now that's magic...

...very woo indeed.
EDIT:
You have taken the quo to a whole new level....bordering on obsessive!

As have I....

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

Bastards, the pair of 'em.

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

hey!

that was on my birthday

100% Pure fact with no added nuggets of knowledge

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

your

parties are rough.

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

aye, we were poor in my day

none of this pinata crap, we get sweets from people

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

hehe

nicely done

Yeah, I tend to focus on one thing and rip the shit out of it. I'm most pleased with #3. (I suppose I should stop soon)

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

The crop one...

..is a photoshop masterpiece!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

cheers

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

You realise of course

that you're probably hellbound

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

Indeed

And have been for a while

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Cor,

that's a bit good.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

Yay!

Nicely done.

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

wow

i can see your picture! that's really good

[edit] watermelon, it's gone now

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

i don't like this

swear filter cranberry

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

Can you see them here?

www.fatdrunkandstupid.com/chobb/b3ta.htm

(The newest Quo isn't on yet)

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

nope i get:

Access Denied
Access to the requested web page has been denied by the .company. Usage Policy.
You will be redirected to the SOP X
Guidelines on Acceptable Use of Information and Communications Technologies.
If you feel you have been forwarded to this page in error,
please contact the European IT Helpdesk on +44 1223 xxxxxx.

the watermeloning cranberries

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

Great isn't it?

My company have actually gone and blocked the board "Because of the risk of viruses from web-based e-mail"

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Now that is

WOOtastic!!!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

thats

subtle-a-rama

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

Oooooh

Well done, you.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

Mornin',

woo yay.

TJ
Im in my new flat now =D, how is everyone doing? Any good new Bandwagons going about?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

WOW!

Fantastic shopping. How did you do the lightning?

(StinkyCheeseMan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

It was just a 1 or 2 pixel paintbrush

drawn with a shaky hand. I used the existing lighting as a guide

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

wow

briliantly done!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

WAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!

That's brilliant!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

hehe!

woo!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

blimey

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

that am woo

Fantastic. Better than my lightning effort of last night

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CowJam, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

that's reely reel good

fantastic!

w/y/h

would have won hands down in the 'subtle' comp the other week

(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

Here you go...

Have a WOO!
Today's special offer:
Get one woo, get Yay and Houpla free!

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

That

is rather beautifully done. yay!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

i'm sorry, i really am.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

Ahahahahaha

Genie Arse!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

can i star in your movie?

it's not dirty is it?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

I use clean sheets

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

yay!

explain it to me in six and a half words.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

wank for coins. sick boy films

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Nicely put

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)

Not dirty?

Have you read his profile?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

And it's

sick_boy, after all.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

pffft!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)

aaah,

i see.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Where's his

springy arms?

WOO!!! :D

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

Where

buy?

:)

(Smudger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

you what?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

haha!

:) cant beat a good pun.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

Bless him....

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

bollocks

he'd never be able to read that

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

Black fish

blue fish
old fish
new fish

This one has a little star
This one has a little car
Say! what a lot
of fish there are.

Woo!

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

might be a bit advanced for him

belting stuff

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

I hate David Beckham

I mean, he's got all those people who idolise him, and at the end of the day, he's a half-witted pillock.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

like me

but without the idolatry, fame and fortune

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

He stole my hair

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

I was bored

so he got coloured in

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

Yay!

The wank-bot!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

I am wincing as I type this

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

mincing?

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

it's these new shoes

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

I havent seen him before and

he looks nice!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

Nice

I'm still chuckling at your Mr Goatse picture you know.

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A good man, and thorough, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

Let Tracey foretell your future...

Directors Cut

(ivor_the_engine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

so so wonderful!

words simply cannot express how much i love that!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

How charming.

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

Woo!

have a

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

Yay!

Cameron the Cock Hopper!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

in an ideal world.

she would be doing that to me.

all day.

every day.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

Have you got a gif of her

*gulp* in that carwash...all wet...and jiggling?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

hitting people with kippers again?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)

No.

I was having a wank, actually.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

Direct and to the point.

You don't beat around the bush, eh HP!

or maybe you do...I love double entendres

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

Not at the moment

But clicky here

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

hot

diggity

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

That

Is profoundly marvellous. Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

Hahahahahah

Class!

(

sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

How sweet

(

butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

fanny

tastic!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

What in the name of greasy poop is that?

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

Angry kid.

by Aardman animations.

strange fact, i met the bloke who makes them, before aardman took it up, he was in my uni, but finished a few years before me. really nice bloke. if he's reading this, i'd like to come and work for him at aardman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

so....

She really doesnt see herself sitting next to some over easy eggs and flapjacks in the near future, eh?

pffffft psychics...they suck!!!

xoxo Donna

(Mr Jinxy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

Mullet Wigs

here is a link for you lucky people

injoy

www.garment-district.com/store/wigs/index_wigs.htm

(delaney65uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

the dorothy wig

at the lower end it quite good maybee a possible purchase for svenno

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

Lurker alert

delivering spam for breakfast

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

not

.....my site mate just found it killed my self when i saw it.

(delaney65uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

whats

more tragic is that you were looking for a mullet wig in the first place

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

was takin the piss about in the office we just had to fined out if you could buy the wigs. what a joak!

(delaney65uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

Crikey

I hope you chaps aren't proof readers.

(Surgeon_General, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

nah

web developers I admit it I have bad spelling

(delaney65uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

Quick and dirty

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)

ha haha

i would have gone for the one in uniform myself...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

whatever

floats your boat...

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

probably the nastiest people in the world!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2857891.stm

(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)

roasted cat, with vegetables and plantain?

yum

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new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)

I wonder if they have news stories from pig lovers on the horrors that go on in Britain?

MORNING ALL!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

It's just an animal.

No nastier than eating pigs or cows.

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

Really?

(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Yes, really.

I like cats as much as the next bloke, but just because they're fluffy and purr doesn't mean they can't be nutritious. Stringy, maybe - not exactly the sort of thing you'd farm for meat.

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

^carnivore extrodinaire

Are you French ;¬P

(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

No,

just not very sentimental.

...French?

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

they eat almost anything

...

(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

Bollocks

If they did, they wouldn't whinge about British food.

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

that's...

the almost *grin*, fair point tho.

(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Kebab!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

Not enough meat on 'em.

...oh, wait, you said kebab. Maybe there is enough.

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kitten kebab, with peppers and onions, roasted slowly over a charcoal fire.....

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

Good to see they go in for humane slaughter.

MORNING!

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

the headline news

in swansea the other month
was that a man killed a cat in front of young children at a children's birthday party.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

Did they cheer?

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

i can't remember,

one of the parents knocked me out with a baseball bat.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

hahaha