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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

R.P.

but I've fixed the optimisation

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

oooh

lovely

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

Oooooh

That's smashing! And one of the many reasons that i refuse, point blank, to go on the London Eye.

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

other than its a bit wank?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

least its big enough. twice a year there's a ferriswheel in town. always situated next to the church. now tell me: what use is a bloody ferriswheel if it's lower than the churchtower?!?

(radja, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

big mouse wheel?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

they're such tykes

w/y/h

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

that

is really wonderful. great pod-breaking-up-action, too

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atomboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

that's fantastic

I love your stuff

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

That Blunkett is a right cad!

bigger
Inspired by a bovine/rob conversation yesterday

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

woo, animate it,

go on.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

that seems to be the response to most of sick boy's

pictures

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

hehehehehe

true
EDIT: Blimey!

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

i hope that's a face swap

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

jebus!

I hope they're both infertile

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munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

no chance

they're the no 1. sperm/egg donors in the US.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

hehe!

matey there is from Norwich!

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munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

wow

One of your town's great achievements.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

I'll second that

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeep!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

no wonder he looks terrified

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

did i read it wrong

but i think she used to be a man

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

KILL IT

Mother of God!

(seamonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

hmmmm..

I'm not sure I like where these photos are leading.

(welly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

hahaha!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

I bet he goes at her

like a spoon into a soggy bowl of cornflakes.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

pretty much like stiring porridge

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

I'm sure the person

who stirred her porridge before him was her.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

well

lets hope so coz i would feel really shit for the person who was subjected to that

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

hehe

woo to you

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

is that

braile on the mouseover??? - LMAO

(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

hehe

you mis-spelt "cranberry"
gawd bless ya' swear-filter

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

I reckon it's all a pile

of cunty.

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Banana, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

Now swap her head for that of a kitten kind sir...

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Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

yay

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

good un

nicely done sir

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

victorian head swapping?

(crazymum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

Hahahaha

Might be GC but still great
www.sigsy.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lion.mpg

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

Utter quality

Thank you sir.

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

Fantastic

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

hehehe

fantastic

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

Fabulous upstaging canine action!

Woo!

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

beautiful

here's another similar and equally good thing...
www.stud.ntnu.no/home/alexann/
EDIT: which Ive just checked and is definitely GC, but still worth a threadjack!

(jakeohoho, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

teeheehee

it is

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

Brilliant

hehehe

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

That's scary!

Well, the bit where he licks his lips and narrows his eyes in a Patrick Mower on viagra stylee.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

threadjack

just a couple of little thread jacks to fill a gap:
1) I'm trying to find/figure out how to do a half sized b3ta for use at work (new office very visible location) anyone got any ideas?
2) There is a spiffing Big Strides gig (who did the music on my animations ( www.chasingparkedcars.com/carfire.html )) on the 2.12.03 it's in the 4rthur pub scheduler...
3) 4rthur rules
Edit: cool you don't need to close your own tags anymore.... how clever

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alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

Try this:

reevo.com/miniBrowserWin.php

It works in IE6 - I dunno about other browsers.

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Ptortoise, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

bloody genious

cheers

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alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

No worries.

I'd planned on making it a lot more functional, complete with bookmarks and everything, but I couldn't be arsed. It's still on the "to do" list, though :)

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Ptortoise, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

He knew. He knew it was wrong.

Don't ask me what was going through my head when this was being made. Suffice to say that this was no accident, that I knew exactly what photos I needed before I started. Does that make me a bad person? God, I hope so.

Two other things.
1) I've been a bit silly in a national newspaper and
2) Possibly the scariest site ever. This one deserves (if you can be bothered) close attention, as it is really quite deranged in a "here's way too much information" way. Enjoy.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

"due to a family dispute my grandparents were killed."

watermelon a duck!

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munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

Hehe

TJ: Yesterday I got me some Tesco Shampoo, as they didn't have any H&S in. Today I went to run my fingers through my hair and I cant. I have lumps of rock-solid hair, almost like dreadlocks. Thankfully I have so much hair you can't see it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

You use Head & Shoulders?

weirdo

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

Fogive me,

I do not know any different.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

It contains...

...the same anti-dandruff stuff all the rest do, and until recently it was a sensible product for sensible people who just want clean hair.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

I used to have dreadlocks

but they rotted and fell out, so I shaved them off.

ho hum

edit - see?

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

I love a happy ending

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

ah well

at least black people won't laugh at you anymore

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munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

they still do

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WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

I detect the influence of Marijuana in that pic.

Am I right?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

Why else

would he feed a fire extinguisher down the back of his neck?

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

You're Alan

Yes? Silly!

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

Yup

I've been dropping fairly subtle hints that I share a name with a much photoshopped b3tan, and she just waltzes straight past them.

Ah well.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

Dentity! Great joke!

Take the rest of the day off.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

I already have.

But do you already know that?

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

eh?

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

I SAID:

www.b3ta.com/board/2351216

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

I dopn't understand

is it directed to me?

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

Not unless your name is

the same as mine, it ain't. Which I know it isn't.

So breathe easy, Dutchbird; breathe easy.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

2) watermelon Me!

"I was born in 1970, due to a family dispute my grandparents were killed. " Line one of the bio. And then it gets worse!

I love Angus cattle. They are cuter than kittens.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

i like the fact that his one is only about 4 lines long

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

Angus cattle are cool

because they produce more meat than kittens.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

haha

re:Guaardain - I thought Alan Bates' reply was funny

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

Yep....Americans

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

The Spice Girls

have really let themselves go.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

They're not ALL like that

My wife wasn't last time I checked.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

Check again.

I gather it can happen very suddenly, at any time.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

heh heh

I just noticed what you've done with your username. :)

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spatuluk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

I just rang her at work

Still the same size. So she says.

Mind you, she has no grandparents. Worrying.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

which letter

is yours?

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alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

All of them

That's why I haven't posted here for the past few days.

My geography is terrible by the way: that's why I have two letters from Huddersfield. I don't know any other places.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

um.......

"Was Simon Hoggart being serious when he described visiting an exhibition including "little boys with erect penises instead of noses and vaginas in place of mouths" as one of the consolations for living and working in London? I couldn't decide if it was really a cry for help."

(jakeohoho, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

you have to be in london to visit b3ta?

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robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

fuckme - do they still live in Milton Keynes?

[looks in garage for petrol can and matches]

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Signify, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Hello from a Goofy Toad

CFB

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Generationgav, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

does he have

a look of Ray Charles?

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robh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

Well,

Hello back from a speccy zeppelin.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)

Anybody who knows me

will know that the unfiltered word was far more appropriate than its replacement.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

Is he a friend of

George's ?
George Rocking

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

befroe the paperclip the anger was still there

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

c:\net stop themes

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munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

There is a mouth there....

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

i know

it didnt look right without one

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

so that's his secret...

(crazymum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

arf!

Kentucky Fried Kitten?

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

aaaaaaawwwww

look at de poor likkle kitty's face.....

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robh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

Watch out! He'll have yer chips!

(schoey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

arf!

very good indeed!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

Marvelous

*hums Dambusters theme*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

Dambuster theme you say

have it

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

morning boab...

how was the move?

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Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

fine thanks. It's great looking at big bridges.

It's a bit like living in a scary film about a small village though. And that is good.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)

that's most woo

and guess what...slim's already done one similar! the git ;p

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

Sometimes

I think there's very little gets posted on the board that Slim hasn't done.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

There was a girl at school,

who people said the same thing about.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

or Larson...or Baxter.....I'm sorry slim, glass one for me.

(schoey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

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munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

Hahahahaha

That's no basketball

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

that's ace

unlike this

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atomboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

vroooooom!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

poor poor

snail

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

actually he found the shell lying around in the leaf litter

so no snails were harmed in the construction

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

blimey

it's all gone good here, but i must get to the shops

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

I must get around to doing that at some point

but not right now, it's pissing down out there.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

Quality!

Evil Chamevil - can he jump?

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Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

I bet

he could do a wheelie
if he really tried.....

w/y!!

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robh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

he did in the original

but the file size was so big i had to can it.
optimzing just made it look poo ;(

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)

top pic indeedy

I still haven't sussed out these scrolling backgrounds so i'm all jealous now

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

'tis true!

A lovely smile will brighten your day!

Click to biggerize

(byebye, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

after ironing out the creases

and a hearty shave....

i would.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

lmao

(Shifty Bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

(Shifty Bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

take it off,

lora hates her face on the camera

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

you're so good to me Sunshine.

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Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

That's a very reasonable response

I was hoping for swearing.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

well

i'm a very reasonable person.
Also I'm ill and all my concentration is going on not sneezing :(

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Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)

obviously the strain of the Tory leadership challenge has aged her a bit.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

Ahahahahaha

:-)

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

for some odd reason

that reminds me of the english one from the monkeys...davey jones?

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

locker?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

nah

she went of her own accord

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

Unsuccessful Victorian book launches

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

he is my father

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

No he's not

Son

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

A friend of mine

Is going out with his grandson. Really.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

hehehe

alistair crowley!

once visited his (supposed) house...it was crap

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

Excellent, but wtf does it mean ?

(Shifty Bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

"wimple my nadgers"

or ao i'm lead to belive

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

yay- it's creepy crowley

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

woo how

pythonesque

(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

Results may vary: best on IE

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

AAAaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahaha

ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Fnarrr

Fnarr!

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Mum!

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bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

the proximity of that

makes me feel quite sick :(

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CranberryArmadillo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Yes

You're not alone there.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Apologies

It was the only thing I could think of do with the source pic that was SFW

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

ARGH!

YOU! YOU'RE SICK! ARGH!

woo hehe

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

hahahaha

*deep breath*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*wipes spit from monitor*
Brilliant!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

i'm trying

not to laugh, but with little success.
You're my favourite wrestler lookalike you know (in a really good way)

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Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Ooh!

Thank you very much!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

ha ha ha

wonderful!

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robh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

That's giving me THE FEAR.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Aaaahh!

Face too close to orgasmic middle aged woman - must...pull...back...

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

Urgh!

Now I feel sick!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

this is good

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

fab

and it does work better in IE!

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

that

is utterly fantastic. yay!

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atomboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

Best thing in days

100% of FACT

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UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

(13 Floors Up, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

hahaha

that's great.

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Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

aquapur

tranform and rollout!

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bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Nice!

That is all.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

Felt grumpy today

So made a cheery super-rabbit to cheer me up. Hope you like.

CFB
He is friends with my otter, naturally.

/edit... it was a lot cleverer, but then imageready died on me, and there was no rejoicing.

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Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

chopping bunnies

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

them am

gooood!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

he's off to kick bigwig's ass.
supa fight machine, oh yes.

by the way, have you heard tampax are making a new tampon out of tinsel?
just for the christmas period.

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Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

Woo yay!

more! more!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Wow

I hope you've told MUFON about him.

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

woof?

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munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

If I may be so bold

I wouldn't.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

hmm

i think i know her. her name is Sheila Dog.
Woo!

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Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

yeah thats right!

only ONE moon lord around here!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

I'M THE FUCKING MOON LORD!

www.b3ta.com/board/2348825

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

ALL FUCKING LIES!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

Are you doubting

Lazygamer's integrity?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

Yes,

Yes i am, for i have conclusive evidence that i am indeed THE FUCKING MOON LORD

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

i have

integrity?

its news to me...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

why are you sending out

misinformation about false moon lords?

by now you should know that i am THE FUCKING MOON LORD

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)

Well, that's nightmares for me tonight

woo

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

Bloddy 'ell!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

my god!!!

a picture of Sara Cox without her makeup on!

(tdavidj, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

...

arf

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Dog food breath!

'No thank you. I would not like a blow job. Now, FETCH!' *throws stick onto motorway*

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

Erm

fabulous dancing yak

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

Yay!

I love your stuff!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

hahaha

she's got some explaining to do

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

Just about everybody

has at least one ~~skeleton~~ monkey in the cupboard.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

once again, fabularse!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

Typical

you go out for 10 minutes and the wife beds down with a primate. Tsk.

w/y/h to the pic

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

ha ha!

tops! keep 'em coming...

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Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Yay !

(Shifty Bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

woohoo!

thank you! thats class

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

Wonders of the World, #1

(Idid, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

*groan*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

*ronag*

right I'm off to anither interview - feel free to wish me luck, anyone...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

Good luck!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

good luck chappie

and remember: get em laughing and you halfway there. Unless it's at a funeral parlour.

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

Good luck

Knock 'em dead.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

be sure to wear a short skirt

that usually goes down well, unless you have hairy legs or a tattoo saying "Millwall FC RULES" on your shin. mind you that works wonders if youre going for a job in millwall

goodluck!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

if all else fails

use hypnotism

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

knock 'em dead

look 'em straight in the eye and don't give an inch.

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bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

Good luck to you!

Hope you get it. I can give you a reference if need be.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

Well

when they ask me what I've been doing for the last 7 months - I'll put down spin doctor to the ruler of the universe - expect a call from the HR department.

Thanks all, off now.
*gulp*

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

I won't mention

your lack of soul

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butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

Lim, Y-M., Kim, S. H. 'An electrochemical fabrication method for extremely thin cylindrical micropin', International Journal of Machine Tools & Manufacture, 2001, 41, 2287-2296

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Remember

It takes a big man to laugh at another big man with bruised knuckles and tattoos on his face.

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

Good Luck.

Think success! You are a tiger! Grrrrrr! They want you! etc

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

Ahahahaha

Punnage most foul!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

groan

*slap*

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

I think that's great

what do other people sphynx?

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robh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

Pharoh nuff.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

stevie pyramid?

(oneofthemany, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

hehehehhe

thats so silly it makes me laugh! Woo!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

Arf

grrrroan

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

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