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# everyone say hi to...


ted, the evil yak!
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# For a moment there
i thought it was some sort of goatse reference. Serves me right for looking at its arse first.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Aha!
my arch nemesis...

sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Have you seen this before?
www.pornolize.com/
(dontknow.net, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# oh my god!
LOL ROFL

that is SOOOOO funneh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# yes
I have
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# nooo
i have fanny farmer in my name
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# hah!
"Scary "Fat Ass" Mary The "Scrotscrubber" Special Sucks "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Fairy"
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# yes
very amusing

frotter
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I'm
Down on the raunching farm. Should this mean I have trouble sitting down?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# I like how if you do the board it says
'Post a fucking new message'. Should be standard really.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# apparently
I'm not ardvarked in though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# This MUST
be a silicon phallus
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# it's a big one too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Hmm
'show people your wanks on the balling message board'....okay doke
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# that thing is astonishingly cute
like what a real pokemon would look like... but no special eyes! =O
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# i see you've waved your magic wand over this poor chap
what did he do to deserve it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# he pooed
on my best frock
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# very suspicious looking
I mean, it's cute, but it's cute in a way that once you kneel down to pet it, it'll rip your face clean off
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# I want one
Woo!

NOT to eat, folks
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# aww
bless
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# woo yay!
different eyes!!

hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# gj
rofl
(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
#
gj = good job
(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# those eyes
are very spider like. it's scaring me a little
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# ---


"Here's Buceros bicornis!!!
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# arf
nool
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# lol
nice pic!
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# yes, i am bored
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I thought at the very least
there would be punnage... like "keep your hands off my bush" or something similar
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# there doesn't always have to be punnage.
Here, have a Queen Mum with Tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# that
is immense
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# yeah...q
sorry it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I dig the eyes
dig them right out of thier sockets
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# ok, no pic here for the fascists among us,
but...

The new Dr Who should be a woman.

....

opens the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# You should know better..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# yep
floor opens under him
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I dunno
I take offense - its not threadwasting, and this place wasnt like this forever, only in the last...exponential whi;e - so as a firm topic that SHOULD be potatoeshop, I stand by the post... with my pants down...waiting for a spanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# someone
on a teletext page suggested Julie Walters as the new Dr Who. I think Antony Stewart Head would be good though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Here Here!
Lets have a specified nice day.

Like today

Wednesday = nice day

who's with me?
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# *raises hand and surrepticiously
hands an apple to miss*
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# I don't like Wednesdays.
I can do a week next Tuesday if that's any good to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Bob Geldorf doesn't like Mondays,
(maybe it's bath night)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# nope, Mondays are INXS marathon's
pisses him off no end.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I'm with you
in spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Can't be today,
Today is World Toilet Day!

(I know this is GC but I couldn't be bothered to spazz back to the original thread)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Number 6
shopped him in drag below, what more could a fella ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# norks?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# point(s) taken
/back to work
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# haha.
excellent. a la Bond films.
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Bond is Best
watched 'from Russia with love' for the umpteenth time again last night, but I'm under the weather and needed comfort eye candy.

mnnnn Anita Eckberg......
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# no excuses
are needed here. especially when Anita Eckberg is involved.
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# *falls through open floor*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Mussolini is reading over my shoulder.
And he just got a text from Hitler saying "I hate threadwasters". I'm neutral on the issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I agree but I hope this isn't a lead in to a sexist pun?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# nope
simply a question, and of course I hope people agree and then shop pictures - hence "open the floor"
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# The show's called
'Dr Who's-Stolen-My-Lipstick?'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# TJ
Badger cam
Now there's badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# I looked last time and it was just stills
or frozen badgers put out on someones lawn.

Can we have live action badgers?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Live Action Badgers
Sounds like a neon sign you would see in some beastiality red light district
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Sure
but it cost you $3.95 per minute :)
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# They're
fakes
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Hungry blighters aren't they
Like bloody vaccuum cleaners.
I should animate that, but I'm too hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# I think
Hoping for someone who can act and isn't a complete zeppelin is all we can hope for (colin baker anyone?? where did he go?)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# claps
and welcomes darkedge back from work!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Here..
I was watching it earlier, not a bad story really.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Never
should be Marlon Brando
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# I think it should be someone who isn't particularly famous yet
and as such doesn't have baggage - and for this reason I'm against just about everyone has been suggested so far.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# I thought these days things were only decided by
a 3 month amateur hour karaoke fest of zeppelin all desperate to win the knobbly knees competition and get famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Dylan Moran
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# wooo!
Nice idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Yeah, but she should be called Nurse Who
And her top should come off in each episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# What if they choose
Bella Emberg?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Well
I disagree entirely with the lack of picture, but you know all the reasons why, so I won't bother listing them.

Please don't encourage other threadwasters though mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# "There's just one thing bothering me about dat....creep"

Rolumbocop
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# YAY
Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# hahaah
how odd

But

most cool
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# nicely
done too, wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# woo
woo but weird
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Night night
better have some breakfast/lunch/dinner. I havent eaten anything today
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# fan. tas. tick.
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Get it down you girl !
nice
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# when did b3ta become a blog?
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# 17th December
2002
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# be
hive
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
#
http://b3ta.com/board/2353886
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# some of you may have seen this, but for the evening crew :
Ever "wondered" about Neo?
Proof Positive that Neo Is gay



Right click save as for a 990k mpg.

my voice, did I get neo right?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# 4 secs to download?
not bad!
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# shit!
media player crashed ! argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# if you have xvid there is another link
here

edit - sorry - link fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# linky brokey
edit: very, very woo indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# =)
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# arghh!!!!
"Windows Media Player has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience."
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Ditto
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
GENIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Might be better if you used the SVCD version of Revolutions
;)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# hehehehehe
It's a bit Bill & Ted ish but I like the ending :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# hehehe
thats what does it for me, I saw it at the movies and said that out loud... And when I say out loud, I mean LOUD.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# I can imagine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# still havnt sent that email to all concerned
but shall do tonight - you onboard all night?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# going to see how Wales and Scotland get on
but will be around later I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# nice!
didnt take you as a rugby fan - is there a girl involved? =)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Sarah Greene
she's got form ;)

It's good old English Soccer though, World Cup qualifyers play offs
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Yep
watched it earlier following some random spam mail

:)

It's cool but my player was fucking up so I don't know if I received an in-snyc cool edition or not.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# heheheh
=)
=)
the above should work with anyones player as its an mpg, the one you were sent was an avi I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# 'twas an mpg
that did play despite winmedia player stating that it couldn't locate the codecs. Fucking bullshit player.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# hmmmn
arsebandits.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# hehe
Couldn't get the sound at work earlier, but now I have. Tis very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Say what you see!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Door, chair, desk, feet, bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# A monster with a golden eye and a man-shaped beard
sticking out his tongue
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# It was supposed to be a guy in a sombraro (sp?)
but to me it looks like a man eating monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# hairy nutsacks
they issued a warrant for michael jacksons arrest news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3282773.stm

i feel really sorry for him, sorry for the thread jack, there are like 7 different faces on the picture, creepy
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I don't feel sorry for him
I might if he faced up to being a nutter, but he doesn't seem to want to.

As a parent, I am surprised that ANY parents let their children within 100 miles of him.

(could be a nice little earner though...)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# moonsunmexipaw?
a new type of spreadable cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# oooh?
where can I get some?
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Anyone?

-inspired from a must-read book
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# yay! it's an elephant.
a great book. but what does it have to do with BMW motorcycle literature?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# i used to have a bmw motorcycle book website
[happiness]

...Whenever I met one of them who seemed to me at all clear-sighted, I tried the experiment of showing him my Drawing Number One, which I have always kept. I would try to find out, so, if this was a person of true understanding. But, whoever it was, he, or she, would always say: "That is a hat." Then I would never talk to that person about boa constrictors, or primeval forests, or stars.

I would bring myself down to his level. I would talk to him about bridge, and golf, and politics, and neckties. And the grown-up would be greatly pleased to have met such a sensible man.
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Here's Herbert!

I find him scarier now
click for herbert 1

(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# ahhh
he's got an ax sticking out of his neck!!!
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# it's like that in the filum...
honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# YAY
is that axe really attached to his chin?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# in the future
everyone will have a chin-mounted axe!
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Is that a prosthetic forehead on his real head?
Everybody wants a piece of string
and a rock to wind the string around...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# I don't.
chin-mounted axes will do for me
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# You want to stop
those who want to wear prosthetic foreheads on their real heads?!!!

/They Might Be Giants
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# awwwwwww
he's still great


very very very woo pic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# All work
and no play makes Herbert a sad boy
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that's all that frustration

(watermelon you pampered beasts - thats it go on you fucking scroungers)

Woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
#
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Herbert.
(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Woo
I like it
(KaBoom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Safari Sogoody

Yay, thanks for the FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# goodies..
goody, goody, yum yum!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Gah!
Was this a Goodies sketch? Damn my selective memory.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Post Office Tower,
The goodies, dressed as mice on a flying bicycle?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# i'd go
twice

no more no less
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# yup
those cat's sure are some big'ns
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Woo!

big catsa not sa fari now!
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# I love that
probably too much
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# I'd hunt them
imagine a blanket from thier fur, sooo comfy.
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# hehe
that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# They must have let him back in the wild...

after they caught him
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Yeah
There's some sort of crazy logic behind that.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# souopherb
reminds me of my days back in deepest darkest africa.... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# actually laughed out loud at that
everyone thinks im odd now...
(bazmataz, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Crunch on the outside
creamy on the inside!!

lmao.
xoox Donna
(Mr Jinxy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 6:35, archived)
# Pearoast
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# The Exciting Adventures of Clive,
The Cactus.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# arf
SirSillyGit
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# i thank you,
and goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent timing!
Although I was expecting an elepahnt to come in sight at some point in the animation ...
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# get me some chocolate hobnobs
or jaffa cakes if they have any...


TJ: wtf, this interweb radio thing is playing frosty the snowman by the cocteau twins
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# but he can't...
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# he's
just using that as an excuse!

(now it's playing what for all the world sounds like "the b3tan generation")
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# interesting take on cacti
very modern art.
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# i blinked and missed the punchline
so i had to wait again!

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# just the opposite
I blinked and missed the set up
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# The lesson here is
Don't blink. Ever.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# To all Spaced fans!

Nice file name too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# eh?
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Come what?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# yes...but...
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# i'm a spaced fan
but its gone straight over my head
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# It's from the episode
where Brian goes to the art show of his friend Vulva and the invite looks like that, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# oh...
...and was it a good art show?
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# I suppose so,
if you are intersted in that kind of thing.

(I liked Brians reply when asked what he painted...)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# what was it?

this is cheaper than paying for a tv licence and actually watching the show!
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# He'd say things like
"Anger" (shot of him throwing paint at canvas)
"Fear" (shot rotating around him studying a boiled egg...)

It was a good programme, I wonder how much the DVD costs...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# £15.99
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Should only
be about £9.99 actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# hey! i don't make the rules
Amazon does.
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Try
www.play.com they're usually much cheaper.

But I bought both series' on DVD in a normal shop for ten quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# a 'normal' shop?
Does that entail levaing the house and going to the fabled land of 'outside'?
(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I was
a lot braver in my youth...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# I prefer 'normal' shops,
there is instant gratification.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I spent that on "Pink Floyd Live at Pompei" on Monday
can't really justify another DVD this week...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# eeep
*my brain slips back into gear*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
#
that should make me laugh? (not so crazy, yet)
(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# The words 'unmitigated genius'
are just refusing to come to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# I get it!
Vulva
(Idid, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Brian-"Its from Vulva"
Tim-"What, a womans magazine?"
B-"No shes an artist"
T-"You know a woman called Vulva?"
B-"Real name's Ian"
T-"You mean her real name's Ian?"
B-"Non gender specific"
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# split personality?


who's Ian?
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Vulva

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# you calling me a vulva?
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# no
but for a price I can
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# excellent, let us haggle
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Haggle?
you dirty bitch

*strops off*
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# You should see what's for pudding...
'tis woo you know
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# i always used to get the vulva and the volga mixed up
but i still don't get it, unless it sould read cum, or you're enticing me into your vulva!?!?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Erm,
you must know some strange women!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# actually i do :(
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# As long as you don't confuse them with vulga
i'm not worried :)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Does
he ever get confused?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# you'd have to ask him
:)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Damn
why ain't he on MSN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# or with volvos!

many's the time a strange woman's enticed me into her volvo.
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# nothing like that volvo smell
/gets coat of shame
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# that's the sweet smell of success
that is (or it could be the murray mints in the glove-box)
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# It's easy enough to remember.
Mrs.Vulga has a vulva. Vulga has no such front bottom to the best of my knowledge.
(Glis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# I'm guessing
you're working off an assumption about Mrs V too..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I am no man
if that;s what you are getting at my friend ;)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Prove it.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# :p
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Had a look
but couldn't find any mention of "Is Mrs Vulga actually a woman?"

Perhaps I should e-mail Rob..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I would
there should be a bit.

this is libellous - *goes to consult lawyer*
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Perhaps
you could get Splash to stick you on a special page, clearly labelling your gender?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Great show
got the reference and all that, but how is this supposed to be funny?

It's someone else's joke that doesn't work out of context and required almost zero effort to create.

I don't like to criticise people for what they make, but I'll make an exception in this case. Please try harder next time. :)

Edit: It still doesn't have to be what I consider funny, just put some thought and effort into your next post. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# This next thing is especially for Ijon
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Hahah!
Huzzah for Spaced!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# BARBARIAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Haha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] You europeans never change


Not that it's a bad thing.
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# WTWAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# huh?
What the (???) Are You British Or American?
is that what it stands for?
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# see 4rthur ditctionary
here
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Oooh
that's a new one
(Ellis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Hmmmmm..... Could it be
"What The Watermelon Are You Banging On About"

(Beryl the Peril, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# nah
I like mine better
(GeekyBill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# rolfmayo!!
I see what you've done there. Can somebody please add that on 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# hey
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Who the watermelon
are you calling European?

Bloody foreigners...
(Wereon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# When in doubt,
drag..
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# i woul....

...uh.....

...eep!...
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Im sure I work with her
or her sister
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# fantastic
*casts vote for the new Dr Who to be a woman* nork factor of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Paolo couldn't help but feel as if he should have turned


right just after the Bridge Of Sighs...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# haha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# yay for canal (banal) humour
and venice in general, wonderful city.. slept in the train station as all the hotels were full. memories.....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Can we have a
"Bush Comes to Britain" bandwagon?

I would love to see some good piss-takes!


Mmm... mum has just got back with my Burger King
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# make 'em yourself!
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# oh
but we're so pro-bush on this messageboard, why would we want to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Grrr..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# watermelon off

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# you mean,
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# write it like "fu<b></b>ck",
just add some useless tags in between ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# and YOU know
you can edit your posts instead of double posting

thats YOU laughing boy. In case you hadn't noticed I'm just kindly pointing out that you did double post. I dont know if thats in the FAQ or not but its still a bad thing to do
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# no shit,
Sherlock.....
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# hehe
New person. Please read our FAQ. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# read it, loads of times.
Today, even.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# are you
talking to me?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# who are you?
Robert DeNiro?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# no I meant watermelon

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# fool
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Let's not
and say we did
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

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