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# Jarvis got a new contract
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Cracking
Hah hah

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# holy watermelon, that is awesome!
very very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# holy watermelon batman!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# wundrful
smashing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# lol
hit it hard!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# helluva well animated
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I shall delurk
to hoopla that, and stick a little panowie on the top!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# You lurking fop.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# thass me!
Care to explain how I missed the last bus on tuesday and had to get a taxi home? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# yay
1 lurker
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# brilliant!!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# top notch
good night.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Top
woo!
(roomproject, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Houpla
Very dead good.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahaahahaha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hardest i laughed on b3ta, EVER
thank you. you are a god.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# fantabulatiomal!
woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA !
Brilliantissimo !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# fucking genius!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# make it go
Bang
(kevrobertson2, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha!
that's flippin' fab that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# hehe
fab

that gave me a good ol' laugh
woooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Send that to Private Eye
Send It Now. Most Woo-some.
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# well done truck boy
love the little jump on the middle frames
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaahhahaahaaaa!
:-)

(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# That is total
woo...
Good old Cocker...
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# smart
as Tony Hart
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Bravo!
I know it's a bit late but...
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm still watching it and waiting for it to go off.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# that has made me laugh
very, very much!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# First Tatty without any help

(sirhiss, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# woo
looks like BBeta tho
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# no it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# well
i need new glasses then
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# ok
www.eyelife.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I was trying
for a double joke on Betamax and all LOL
(sirhiss, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# you learn the tricks of the trade, you do.
woo, young one. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# no sugar, lots of fluffyness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# mycket
fluffor?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# mycket fluffighet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# woo
nice
yay
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Haha woo!
Well shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# ok here we go...... (at the request of jkf.....)


anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# That's that Stallone person under there isn't it.
No escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# lubrication
and donkey ears? i dont know who that is...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# wtfayboa
Water Tower FatimA (whitbread)Yoda balBOA
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Tim was beginning to worry these attacks would dog him throughout his career...

clicky big
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I never knew
his name was Tim.

/Edit - You do mean the soldier, not the shark?
Mind you soldiers, guns & helicopters can be pretty scary for a fish
(gamera, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# timmyboy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# hehe
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# woo
desert sharks is snarks
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Hello old chap!
I've been trying to send you messages via ICQ, but something's wrong!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# I moved to Kopete
and lost half my buddies. Hold on... I'll try to add you again :)
*edit* You on now?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Yaaay!
:D
*edit* gets your message but can't reply!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I got the
test msg...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# but now it's wrong again!
*aaaaargh*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Log onto 4rthur :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# This doesn't want to talk...


...It will harm you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# rofl
jkf you lurking m8?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Oh..
So you know Mathias, do you?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# If you see this looking through your window...

...don't be scared, he only wants to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# :O
*closes curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# bugger
slouches home.....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# *throws a shoe out the window*
¡¡take that!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Ow that really hurt
who throws a shoe anyway?
honestly you fight like a girl!
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I wonder why....
I yeah! I am one
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# thank you
adds to collection of stolen liani clothes

um

i mean

why would i want that?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# ...
have you got my yellow top?
I cant find it anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Looks like he plays
world championship darts
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# ha ha
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin one.....
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# aww hes not so bad if u look at him another way
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# it says
its a bitmap/bmp but it blinks.... what the watermellon?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# no.
it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Not a BMP
it's gif, dunno why it's saving as a bitmap? how queer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# i'm feeling
RANDOM!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Nice
although people would argue it's not random. Tis nice though.

Minor TJ: I'm presented with all sorts of new features in Tattyshop V.7 since the last version I used. How can I draw a spline but not get it filled in (as seems to be happening when using the pen tool)? Ta.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Not so much a reply
Just a keen appreciation of irony...(or is it an oxymoron?)
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# is that
unshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Grr.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# nice morphing
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# morphing
where?
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# oh... nevermind
the backround
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# bubbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# wow...
I would almost say that's racist.

ALMOST...

But.. it isn't, and it is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# don't be silly, monkeys are a
completely different specis
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# is the man in some trouble again?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# No
he can buy his way out of any situation

the fruitloop
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Have you been asleep?
He's been arrested for lewd conduct with a minor. He's gonna go get it in the cornhole in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# haha.
what a nobber.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Totally dude
He's a complete bee-otch!

I hope he gets gnarly prison time!

Surfer Talk 101
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# and why
can't i get onto 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Dude!
I totally don't know...

That's bogus, cuz I totally have NO PROBLEMO...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# calm down,
you weird person.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# uhh..
YEAH?!?!?! of course I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I thought
Michael was morphing into Ozzy for a bit then.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Do monkeys play
with little boys, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# sooooo
THAT'S where bubbles went!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# apologies


especially to lynnerd...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# woo
yay
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# haha!
thats all
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# that's all i need
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# aww
now i must give you a "woo yay" as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# i'm honoured
thank you ;)

*curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I love Happiness
even though I've only ever plucked up the courage to watch it the once
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# i don't know what it is
but someone posted it down there and i couldn't help myself...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# it's
really rather disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Done before?
(Pimpz0r, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# In a pre-emptive strike
yes that was Rathergood things you saw on Channel 4 at (edit: 1:50)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# maybe we could add a disclaimer
at the top, next to logout
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# and I just saw a weebl and bob commercial for
Anchor butter!?
blimeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# oh
is it actually weebl and bob? I thought it must be the bouncy cows
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# well yes it was weebl and bob in cow outfits
to be precise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# so
that's how he does it!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# weebl has blogged it
www.sumo-dojo.com/
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# handeh!
thanks for that, I don't have to turn the television on :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Channel 4 at half 10 would be during Graham Norton.
That's against my religion.

Didn't they give Joel a show that's starting today?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# 1:35
or something
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# that's more like it
1:50
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# aah well.
arrive early to avoid disapointment.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# to find an unexpected other b3tan product on tv instead
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# 1:50am
according to my Guide of Diginess
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I think my glasses are broken
I can't read that
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# that's two of us
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# three


what does it say?
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
#
tw­at
did you mean george bush?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# its bad for your eyes
to get that close to the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# did
you change this at ALL?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I really had to squint
to see that.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# argh
!
(Pimpz0r, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# hmm
use the sharpen filter, Luke
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# is this an eyetest?
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# I heard the police are looking for him so i made this to help them in thier search
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# hehe
still makes me laugh for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Nice
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# good!
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Arf
Silly Chic Ken
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# "That's No Moon Ma'am"


first pic post, scared
(Bristol Tom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Don't be scared.
Except of SirSandGoblin.

Nice start
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# or ssg the rapist
as the police know him
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Ooooooo
Dear me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# woo
im having fun with this now. sorry for stealing your pic

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# no probs
I stole & edited a still from my DVD of Biloxi Blues, replaced Matthew Broderick's head with a sack of dirt... guy on the right is Christopher Walken

god I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# I never done it.
I only said I did so the police would let me take my willy out of the deep fat fryer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Thank you for that
I'll never be able to eat another Mars Bar again
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# what's there to be scared of?
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# hehe
woo yay!
it's a good first one. topical, while using a good joke that never loses its humour value
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# did he match his tie to her outfit on purpose
or was it just coincidental?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I'm guessing that his dressing staff talked to hers.
They're each one of the few adults in the world still dressed by other people.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# hahah
Made me laugh that. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Pull up a kitten
have some cranberry sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# First blantant
snigger of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# hehehehe
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# well done!
made me smile.
we were all frightened of posting at first, not too bad is it?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# nope
replying to posts is fine. Finding humus to post an image is another thing :)
(Bristol Tom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Oh, finding humus
is another ball game entirely.
I've sat for hours looking at the monitor,
thinking, punning.......
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I've been
looking blankly at the screen for 300 days ;)
(Bristol Tom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# private dirtbag had such a potty mouth

click for big
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# made me laugh out loud
thanks
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# not as funny
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
(baaa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# yo
baaa
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# woo?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# yuk, banners and pop-ups
oh it's YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# I hardly remember popups
You really ought to get a decent web browser.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I used to run a filter program that stripped banners and blocked popups
but it started going screwey and stopping my browsers from loading pages, stupid "can't access page" stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# or the google toolbar
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Yes.
That is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# if your site's so good
why do you post here?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# they must be lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# and also
I was wondering, given that you don't like b3ta very much why do you think b3ta is a good place to promote your site?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# ohhh nooo
your right!

please ya'll, don't go to my site
(baaa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# that's
not much of an answer, are you secretly a fan?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# It's
Helsinki syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# what's the worst thing your mother ever taught you?
mmmm?
(nikita, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# wasting threads
means you will go to hull
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# that
reading the FAQ is a waste of time ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# how to blast rodents into space
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# how to give a blow job
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# really?
your mother taught me that quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# yeh,
i've got some of the training videos

and a signed handbook!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# she saw a niche in the market
and went for it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
#
I saw a niche in your mother and went for it
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# how to play ping pong
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# anal play without lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# great Q
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
is the answer
(baaa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# it
looks like she taught you webdesign too.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# no way.
He learned Web design from paraplegic monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# come on,
the site isn't -that- good ....
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA...
true.. hows about retarted Rheesus Monkeys with one arm then?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# ooh!
looky!
A classic design if ever i saw one. and well puctuauted and speeled too.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Golf.
She's shit.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# To waste threads for stupid questions

... She said it made board members happy. Boy, was I wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# prolly been done

EDIT:holy sweet mother of jeesus - just seen how bad it is
EDIT2 Im gonna delet to spare you guys
(Cockfosters!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# w/y/h
hahahahah
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# only in america
can a poor black boy
grow up to be a rich white woman
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Who said that?
I've heard that before, I swear it.

My favorite though was about Elvis:

"Elvis: Too young to die
too fat to live"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# he did.
about an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# ha ha
what he said
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# No...
not here Jeff. Some comedian. I think it might have been Carlin.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Blimey
XP really is very, very, very fugly, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# i like it
it makes me feel squishy and moist
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# next time
pull your pants down when you go to the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# That squishy and moist feeling
is your eyes bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# i run mine in classic mode.
i went home for the weekend and used the home PC running 98. even though it was slower than a herring in treacle, it was far more functional-feeling, if you know what i mean. so i switched this one.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Using Windows98 makes me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha:
theregister.co.uk/content/39/33769.html
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Haha



bistard
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# patch it baby:
theregister.co.uk/content/39/34073.html
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# It's coming down now
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# looks like oprah
in the second pic
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# free the neverland one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# it says it searched images for
micheal jackson

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# .
poor guy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# please don't delete it!
Look, people are talking to each other on the thread. If you delete it, they'll lose that. Best to leave any threads you post up here.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# You from Cockfosters?
I used to live in Southgate
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Gareth?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Papa
?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Nicole?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# ? nope
I suspenct there was more than 1 person in southgate. Why though is totlaly beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# probably delete it so you don't get sued
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# haha
Reminds me of then brilliant Knee Knor post.

I think over the next few days we’ll find out what a first class team of lawyers can do when paid a huge amount of money.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# McFetus

sorry
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i tried going to mcdonalds for breakfast today, in desperation for a bacon roll.

they had no orange juice. bottled water. or milk.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# MJ would...
nasty. what flavours does it come in?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# yuckity yuck yuck,
no doubt they'll add it to the vegetarian meal
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# OMG! (sorry)
Thsi is exactly the same a conversation we were having at school today. We came up with the htoery mcdonalds food is made of dead babies!
(Cockfosters!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# ooooh
perhaps you could have
a placenta squishy to wash it down?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# i've allways wanted to go into a macdonalds and just ask for stuff thas not there
like McNoodles or McDuck or McLobster or McTuna Sarnie
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# it's my first time
hey y'all
(nikita, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# did it
hurt?

(hello!)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# That's nice.
May I take this opportunity to say "Evening All"
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# goooooood evening!
/pantomine greeting
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# you may.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Hiya
you know, everytime you waste a thread, God kills a kitten.

KIDDING!!!!!

Welcome aboard the SS b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# WANK THAT MONKEY.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# WANK IT HARD.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Ahhhhh
You young ones....

Taken from "The State vs. M Jackson"
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# oooooo
kaaaayyyy...
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Hello
and welcome. Why don't you kick back and shop a kitten?

/fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# by order of king ralph (slowly)


hope its not too big :P

there would be a clicky for bigy but it disappeared. Ooh here is it,
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/p101000122.jpg

edit/ some things you may recognise...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Pedantic but...
is that an apostrophe in 'eyes'?


(edit) Oops, just realised that doesnt look too fluffy. Forgot the w/y/h!
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Looks like one to me.
Let's kill him.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# snort
snigger
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# hey
it would have been done propperly if i'd been in an english lesson, however this was maths...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# hahah,
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# ..... evenin all
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# baby's got
a temper?

super-pun there, me thinks...
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Um
Prodigal son?



(no)
(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# smack my
butt up
(nikita, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# By blistering coincedence
I am listening to the Prodigy as I read that
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)

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