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Hey.

I saw someones post of the Word paperclip saying "looks like you're writing a suicide note . . ." a few days ago. I was trying to show a friend of mine, could you post it again? I can't find it.

(Kupo114, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)

Click the challenge link on the front page.

All the entries are in there.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

how very

helpful

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

Not as helpful as Zak though.

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)

I used to be a boy scout

(before I became the woman I am today)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

hahahah

Zak- might I just say upon reviewing your profile that you are far too good at this photoshop nonsense.

Please leave.

;-)

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

hehe ta

I wish I could.

Honest.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:31, archived)

but

that would just be silly

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

You should jack another thread to ask stuff like this

instead of starting a new one, but here is one I did a while ago:

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

That is splendid.

And exactly how I feel 99% of the time.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)

it's my suicide week

compo entry

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)

You know if that was set to Mozart in flash

I'd say you'd have a winner

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)

wedge your eyes

open with clockwork orange style eye wedge-openers and then watch it on repeat woo! that sounds fun!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

is that not beethoven?

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new_matt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)

ah yes

but Im sure it would still work a treat with Mozart

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:34, archived)

A bit of both,

but I think the sequence where he's forced to watch the vids is Beethoven

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)

Or a bit of the old Ludvig Van my droog.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

Thanks for the subliminal message

I'm bet I'm going to have sweet dreams tonight!

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ScintillateRich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)

Have a look

through the challenge entries. There's a link on the front page.

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wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)

Could you

not have posted this in another thread? rather than waste a new one?

Or look through the suicide competition entries?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)

FAQ - will solve your threadwasting dilemma

or you can just use the Search function

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)

Dear santa

Please cauld you post a pic for me on beta as id iz reelly good and ace.

Yrs

A.spastic

*edit*
shit this is sooo popbitch of me.
Sorry.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)

Or you could search for it yourself.

Would it kill you to use the search feture, google b3ta, or even have a look in the challenge entries?
Or maybe you should just not bother, and ask us to look for you, hey it's not like any of us are doinf anything.

This is oneof those life learning things - try, then ask...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)

Welcome to the suicide capital of america.

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clangers, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:22, archived)

could not live there...pockets in trousers would lose all there purpose.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)

GADS MAN!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)

wasnt

that a cartoon ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

I thought that would trouble you.

Haven't you got any fridges you should be repairing?
;o)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)

That dependsh

;o)

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)

CHRIST!

I CAN SEE! I CAN SEE!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)

How about

fapping? Or "shaking the donkey"? Or "Having tea at the one eyed vicars house"? Or "Giving it up for Jesus"? Or "Pinky milky dinking"?

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

nope

none of that, neither.

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clangers, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

Hello?

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

This isn't a board for amusing pictures or links!

Its for trolling, and for people to ask wtf, or lol, or, to try and kick-start a debate on BSD.
Thanks

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Station, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)

Suicide Capital of America

While wanking remains popular in the US, the word "wanking" is virtually unknown. Same goes for the word "minge." You do hear "zeppelin" from time to time. In case you're interested. Which I wouldn't be were I you. So sorry.

(psycosmo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:47, archived)

zeppelin

Hey, I didn't type "zeppelin." I typed "t" followed by "w" and then "a" and then another "t."

(psycosmo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:52, archived)

Arty-farty

(makes a nifty wallpaper if tiled)

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)

Do you have

a nekkid version?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:21, archived)

Stick it up your

jacksie.

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:22, archived)

please

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)

Hmm

Maybe... if you find me a nekkid gal in that position ;)

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)

chance

would be a fine thing....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

I've got one,

but she's busy right now.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

nsfw

teenies.hornyspace.com/2806g/08.jpg

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smutch, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:28, archived)

Ensmallened it

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

Just done this

For my car clubs crimble quiz, thought i might as well post it here.
Guess who

I think it's too easy

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:19, archived)

Is it

Saddam?

(parm, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)

tch

what a predictable thing to say ;)

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Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:21, archived)

its

that one in the bottom right...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)

Sunshine Elephant

would

(parm, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)

is it

santa claus in a saddam hussein hat?

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Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)

well

i can get about half of them easily, and if i looked for a while i'd prob'ly get most of the others, so you've prob'ly pitched it about right

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)

erm yeah

Nice one..

(clogdiver, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)

Hello fellow B3tans

I'm writing from the compy lab at my school. I just took a Chemistry exam. It was easy as anything.
Well, anyways, I was wondering you any of you knew where I could find that webpage that is a fake market for evil geniuses. I could use a good laugh right now. Ok, and just so this isn't a complete threadwaste, here's an animation that I made a while ago that, I think, best expresses how I'm feeling right now.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:18, archived)

"I could find that webpage that is a fake market for evil geniuses. "

ebay?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:19, archived)

Naw.

This one has supplies for taking over the world, like death rays and such. Ebay only has dildos.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:21, archived)

ah.

you mean amazon.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:21, archived)

what a coincidence

top name (particularly relevant to the post below) and a lovely pic too.
'fraid i can't help, though. good luck with your quest

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:19, archived)

The memes are fighting

this is too much fun to stop them
woo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:19, archived)

MORTAL KOMBAT!

*cue cheesy fight music.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:33, archived)

I hope your exam

didn't involve spelling "Chemistry" correctly!
Or Isodiomethylhexopropane

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Station, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)

easy as anything

you say?
Was it as easy as not finding Linda Barker annoying?

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)

*snip, SCREAM, snip, SCREAM*

thats the sound of me cutting her tendons

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)

He he he he

look at her, flopping around on the floor, unable to move her limbs.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:22, archived)

Look at that,

two Capybaras within a post of each other. And they said the odds of anything coming from mars was a million to one

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)

And you know the freakiest part?

One of the windows I have open is a google search for "war of the worlds", as the Capybara anim I was going to do was of one with those scary tripod legs the martian ships had in War of the Worlds.

(parm, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:22, archived)

Argh

*puts tinfoil hat on*

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)

Capybaras: Ace

Click for big

(parm, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:18, archived)

Ah bless you for bringing me pictures

and of the animated sort with fluffy animals
woo yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:19, archived)

I figured

we could use a break from beards and BSD

(parm, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)

Yay for Capybara's

and all large semi aquatic rodents

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:19, archived)

Holy crap.

You are my new hero.
As my username may suggest, they are my favorite animal

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:19, archived)

yay

that's ace.
woo for lovely capybaras

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:21, archived)

Capybara = Ace

= 100% FACT

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:22, archived)

There's nothing there that can be disagreed with

They are capybaras.
They are ace.
The picture is ace.
And if you click it, it gets bigger.

Woo, Yay and Houpla!

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Station, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:22, archived)

That am superb!

Almost makes up for that thing down there with the words and stuff...
Woo most verrily!

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)

Yay, for Post-its

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:07, archived)

oooh

that's rather good

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:08, archived)

When you get them arranged correctly...

...does it make a picture of saddam in a santa hat?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:09, archived)

Probably

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:12, archived)

By the way:

SSG is right about fishcakes. ;) lovely.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:14, archived)

!!!

I'd buy that for a dollar!!!

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Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:13, archived)

you

don't need to - there's loads of them on b3ta for free

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:14, archived)

Really?

I had no idea. Who is Saddam H............

....I can't be botherm]aspia]hsdhg]SA0D#GH

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Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)

I might invent

Post-tit notes.

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wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:10, archived)

for those times after tit-love

when you require to take notes or musings?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:12, archived)

Possibly

I haven't figured out the details yet.

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wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:13, archived)

is that

for women who've had a mastectomy?
you could get babs windsor to front the ads for them

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:12, archived)

Excellent,

then I can invent Prick Stick.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:13, archived)

stick your prick stick up your dick

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:14, archived)

Do it quick, impress a chick,

you might get a bean to flick.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:16, archived)

I've seen

an Mpeg like that....

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Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:17, archived)

on the train today

we past a building being constructed.

it had two round-ish parts going up to floor ten, then a narrow tower up to floor 20.

sirsandgoblin screamed "it looks like a cock!"

there was only 1 other passenger in the carriage, luckily.

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:11, archived)

Is that to remind you to buy a Graphics Card?

woo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:12, archived)

that am woo

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:12, archived)

Woo

Have my pearoast for the nob related theme.

(kna has forgotten everything., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:13, archived)

Ah go on then

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:13, archived)

that's nice

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new_matt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:14, archived)

What the beard was for...

It would have fooled Bush... he even had a grotto.

apologies if its been done before

(cheesepump, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:02, archived)

92?

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

yep.

ninety-two times.
neunzig zweimal Zeiten
noventa dos vences
quatre-vingt-dix deux fois

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

thank you

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clangers, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:04, archived)

92 x 1 = 92

92 x 2 = 184
92 x 3 = 276

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thebear is thebear, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

92x92=8464

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:06, archived)

92 x 2

184

*smug grin*

EDIT: Pesky edit button : )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:06, archived)

I started so I'll finish. No apologies. No regrets

Almost biblical the Saddam story.

Saddam and the burning bush....

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:14, archived)

said it once

said it 92 times

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:08, archived)

You have no idea

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

How many is

that now?

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clangers, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

92,

I'm led to believe...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:06, archived)

are you sure?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:07, archived)

WOO!

Superb!
hahahahahahahaha lol rofl ;)
Everyone quick! Look at this! ;)

sorry. just a little tired that's all.
Very well shopped.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:04, archived)

someone should enter one of these for the compo

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:04, archived)

Someone has,

I think.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:06, archived)

I used that hat pic...

...Goggled for "Santa", didncha?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:04, archived)

Ha ah ahaha

Saddam has a beard

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

No.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

Well I least I didn't go on the Santa theme

More of a Brain Blessed one instead

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:08, archived)

But.......

...I thought it had stopped already... 12 hours ago!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:08, archived)

noooOOOOoooo!!!

why doesn't someone frontpage one of these, so that people realise it's been done and not bother. I know it'd cheapen the frontpage for a bit, but surely it'd be worth it? wouldn't it...? er..

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spatuluk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:18, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)

talented lass

.....

(Charlie big bananas, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

Like bedknobs

and broomsticks

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

Class :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:04, archived)

I find that

quite arousing

(Errol, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

you have a fetish for

cartoon children?
sicko!

(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:07, archived)

I thought

here, of all places, I'd be understood!

/runs away

(Errol, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:10, archived)

Sorry mate

Gayshift ended 12 hours ago.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:13, archived)

nice

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

yay for bendy ladies

and oddball ace pics.

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bleepbloop, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:09, archived)

what

am I missing here?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:10, archived)

3 carrots

a handfull of peas
12 potatoes
a joint of beef
some lovely gravy

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:13, archived)

I'm not sure...

Which is odd, seeing as how I missed it too.

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:14, archived)

i would ™

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:10, archived)

dunno if its been done before.....

(Ap0calypse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:00, archived)

That's no....

errrh... what is it?

I'm sure it's woo yay though

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)

nicely done

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

That's no

woo.

/coat

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

Gives a sense of scale

to all those Star Wars fellas.
Tiny wee beggars.

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

It's a normal sized marble (ballbearing type one)

BUT

with really small people and stuff around it.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:06, archived)

isnt that a fuel tank from columbia?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:11, archived)

Bald people make me hungry

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:59, archived)

That's strange.

They make me tired. Tired and angry.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:00, archived)

and makes excellent swimming pools

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:00, archived)

Yummmmm

TJ
maybe GC?
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_845945.html

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:00, archived)

hahaha

Cockermouth

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)

They call it

Nob-a-gob locally apparently...
/relurks...

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christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:02, archived)

The incident is said to have ruined a Christmas party for 40 Workington council staff

that would have made the party.

fat tossers

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:02, archived)

whose mums

have odd sexual habits.

i agree, what a great change to the usual crap.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

pathetic tw@s

i'd love to find notes like that in christmas crackers. better than the shitty jokes one normally gets in them

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

I've been there.

I laughed at the name. The locals had that "kill me now" look of people that have had to endure the same joke for their entire lives.

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

They should have been happy

to get different jokes then. Ungrateful goons.
How be you, sir?

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:07, archived)

Didn't that

sort of thing happen with a speak 'n spell that had rude words? Or was that just an urban myth?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:07, archived)

hmm

have you seen Camra's latest "beerheads" advertising campaign by any chance?

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smutch, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:21, archived)

I'm American ;)

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:22, archived)

orite

orite peeps!
Wot u all up ta?
Ne 1 fra Cumbria ?
msg bak :P

(C.K.C, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)

*un-hinges blade*

*swipes*

seriously though, have you been let out of school early?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:57, archived)

Do you think he has

the coads? the coads too uplaod?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)

for the music?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:02, archived)

most certainly.

anyone with that type of grasp on the english language must have them.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

In english, please

(Fragger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:57, archived)

*click*

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edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:58, archived)

Oh good god!!

Someone get this guy a dictionary, stat!
New person. Please read the FAQ

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:58, archived)

Pot, Kettle

I looked up "stat" in the dictionary: it's not there. Surely you mean "as soon as possible"?

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

is it pedantry week?

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

Yes.

Hadn't you noticed?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:08, archived)

What

does 'Stat' mean anyway?

It's just I've always wanted to know

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:12, archived)

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:58, archived)

YES! YES! YES!

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:59, archived)

ooh that is most definately

woo!

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)

That's

fantasic!

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splorp ®, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

*click*

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:58, archived)

even I know not to do that

(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:58, archived)

His name nearly spells

Cock!

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:58, archived)

I would suggest you read the

FAQ, but I don't think you ~~will~~ can.
This is not the messageboard you're looking for.

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:58, archived)

/copy

/saves for future amusement.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:59, archived)

Ahoy!

Any plans for visiting soon? Only I need to sort out a parental visit some time soon.
EDIT: Jesus, what a badly constructed sentence, I'm not sure where to start correcting it /EDIT
EDIT: EDIT: But what about the "some time soon"? That's not right. Not to mention use of "visit" and "soon" twice each. Nope, it's unsalvagable./EDIT /EDIT

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:00, archived)

I'm optimistic of getting Thursday off, so Wednesday night?

I've worked 25 consecutive days now. Arse.

*edit* Drop the "Only", or replace it with "It's just that...". */edit* ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:02, archived)

Holy Mother of Chump Manbear!

TAKE THURSDAY OFF!

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:04, archived)

I shall endevour to.

I'll know tomorrow.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:07, archived)

Sure,

can you let me know ASAP? Cheers ;)

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GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:12, archived)

What do active servers have to do with it? ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:19, archived)

Hmmmm

(fermat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:59, archived)

Again

woo.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)

Hahahaha

that is soooo very good.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:02, archived)

hi, i've brought the contact lenses you asked for

dont worry about the label, they all say rusty nails on them

(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)

sorry old man

don't quite catch your banter

would one of you frightfully nice moderators mind deleting this thread or offering him some of your highly valued and sage advice

would be ever so awfully kind of you

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thebear is thebear, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)

Bally Jerry

Dickie birdied.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

Okiedokie

orite peeps!
Never heard of those. Marshmallow peeps I know.

Wot u all up ta?
About page 17, where Peter Pan first manifests himself/

Ne 1 fra Cumbria ?
Fragile Cucumber?

msg bak :P
Yes, I always send my food back when it has too much MSG.

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)

if only

i'd bothered to make a "this isn't the messageboard you're looking for" pic with obi wan using his special jedi mind powers on the stormtroopers, then i'd post it here. but i didn't, so i'll just get on with the rest of my life

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:02, archived)

if only

one of my testicles wasn't so big I wouldn't walk in circles

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thebear is thebear, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:04, archived)

Are you trying to make me feel old and grumpy?

because it is working.

If noone else has suggest that you do, please feel free to read the FAQ

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bleepbloop, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)

* Plonk *

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azerty, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:06, archived)

Takes a running jump...

...and lands on the bandwagon

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)

Well

reached.

edit: is that a 3d blue red thingy?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:57, archived)

Hmmmm....

A watermelon with a watermelon....

What the water melon is going on....

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_847383.html?menu=news.latestheadlines

(meat katie rocked the other nite and also on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:55, archived)

haha

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edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)

well really

they could've at least included a picture of the picture

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:59, archived)

Look

Raymond must be a b3tan, he's done a piccy of Brian.
www.philamuseum.org/exhibitions/images/pettibon.jpg

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:59, archived)

Poor Teddy

(Fragger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:54, archived)

erk

I stopped in on Saturday night. Happened to watch some of "Rhona's Rudest Home Videos".
Lots of vids like that.
Shocking.
Not the pic - tis Tres Woo!

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Station, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)

You stopped in

with the intention of watching that ?

Has the internet suddenly lost all of its porn ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:57, archived)

Dear God no.

Stopped in, and was watching "Nations Favourite Book".
Was a load of old shite, so flicked over. To that, which was even worse.
Interestingly, you could watch Rhona Cameron lose all self-respect as the programme progressed. By the end, she looked ready to knife herself. Which was nice.

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Station, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)

haha

which was nice

:)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:10, archived)

Only now

after refreshing do I see it animate...

hehehehehehehehehehe

woo.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:58, archived)

That am woo!!!

That anim is in perfect time to what I am listening to at the moment (some shit trance track)!!!

First LOL of the day!!!!!! Fantastic!!

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Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:10, archived)

If B3tans made road movies

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:51, archived)

B3tans shirley.

/pedant

woo to pic! norks ahoy!

edit: now you've just made this thread look downright silly ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:52, archived)

It's like beatch!

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:55, archived)

And what, pray

is one of those? ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)

If you don't know

then I can't tell you.

/walks quickly away.

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:00, archived)

Sorry...

I get a little carried away with my 'a's

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)

hee hee

chump and the lemur girl head for the coast
[edit] actually, that's the perfect way round, 'cos if i saw chump in my rear-view mirror each timne i looked, then i'd instinctively accelerate. they'll get to their destination in no time

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:52, archived)

That's great!

Supoib

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:52, archived)

hehe

i would

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:57, archived)

Red light district

Went all the way to Amsterdam - i was a little dissapointed

(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:49, archived)

Groan.

That is all.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:50, archived)

just to join in with

the festive sprit

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:49, archived)

hey

its the resurrected viz joke from years ago otherwise known as fox in a box....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:50, archived)

believe so

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:51, archived)

sad

thing is i still read viz...16 years after starting...i really must get a new issue sometime..

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:52, archived)

You are a loon.

A twisted evil crazy loon with warped sexual desires. Are you baz?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:50, archived)

More festive spirit (pearoast):

(Tonto Popadopolous, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:51, archived)

Yay

to The Fox in a Box ressurection

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:51, archived)

Stop thief!

You cant steal Jokes from viz old chap! Geordies from the Toon will trounce you, divvnt ye naa!

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)

it would be impolite

to discriminate against certain regions in thievery

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:59, archived)

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