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# Hi! My name is Fernando
(Fragger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Boy
is he funky!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:19, archived)
# elephantitistastic
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:21, archived)
# so, people are
photoshopping my body now?
(bigbadbarns, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Good God!
/legs it
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Can you hear the drums,
Fernando?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:23, archived)
# heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Fat people
are funny.

(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I hope thats real
woo
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha.. Wooo
If only.
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Heh,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:16, archived)
# grrrr, i fucking hate pop idol

although kate thornton could make it bearable tv...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Kate Thornton?!! Yeah, she's great
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
I saw it this summer, and everyone around was trying to look particularly intelligent and deep.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Best laugh of the day so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Arf!
"I remember when I first saw Guernica..." (insert own Paul Ross joke here).
(Lapin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:00, archived)
# I
resemble that remark!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Is she a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:17, archived)
# A big
fat weasel.

She's had too much tupenny rice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:18, archived)
# She dripped
treacle all over the stage. Filthy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Mmm
Fanny treacle?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:20, archived)
# sick boy
in disguise?
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:22, archived)
# no
but i am sick.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Dawn French
ISN'T !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:17, archived)
# nor
jo brand or rick waller he is a cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I meant
Laughing AT not WITH.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:19, archived)
# ahahahahaha
I really shouldn't have laughed so loud at that. The people in my head are looking at me strangely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha! And


This getting up late lark is a bit of all right.

(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Wooyay
for bursters. e.g.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Since we're at it...
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Haha!
Run Saddam run!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:13, archived)
# i might start hurting kittens for all saddam posts now
not just the santa ones

edit: i'm not saying that that's not good... i'm just bored of them

edit2: hi btw sorry excuse me being a grumpy git

edit 3: you stole my mmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:14, archived)
# OK:
I'm done. I promise.
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:16, archived)
# oh no no
its probably the best one i've seen

if they'd all been like that i'd be a happy bunny... but instead i'm a bitter twisted little freak... ahh happy days
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Next challenge should be
shop a dictater, just to see how many
reposts we get on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:24, archived)
# first you will have to break my legs
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Yay
to broken legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I thought the "complaining about saddam posts" bandwagon
was over.

aren't we doing the "complaining about complaining about saddam posts" bandwagon now? sorry, maybe I'm a little behind.

(here it comes: yes, you certainly are a little arse)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:17, archived)
# but kittens and saddamm
can live and play in harmony. see?





(bigbadbarns, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:18, archived)
# but they have to be seüerated by a thin little grey wall?
you fucking rule, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:20, archived)
# one day I will tear down the walls
so they may frolic and play, unhindered.

thanks, by the way.
(bigbadbarns, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:21, archived)
# BOING!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:23, archived)
# I didn't say "Welcome" earlier
So, WELCOME!
You're really getting the hang of this.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Nicely done!
That could yet get added to the viral saddam emails...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Started off with a reasonably funny idea. Ended up with this:



(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:03, archived)
# WIIIILLLD STALLYNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or something..

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Like
Totally!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:11, archived)
# i shall out pointy guitar you with this:
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:07, archived)
# i sit
out pointied!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:08, archived)
# i forgot to woo you
with all the out pointying
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Disturbing !


(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:09, archived)
# if she was their guitarist
i wouldn't detest them nearly as much
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:11, archived)
# It's just that I Would
Despite the hairy tattoo'd arms.

I always thought I was fussier than that.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:14, archived)
# so that isn't hanson then?
(Symball, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Faith was better
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Right!
If its a pointy fight you want, ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME!

(Scribble, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:31, archived)
# WOOYAY
Saw this earlier on, wasn't as funny till I sw it while listening to a long guitar solo...
(Fenriz-Hates Goffiks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Thank you President Lear
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Yay!
For Edward Lear!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:02, archived)
# And how, pray tell me,
Is that shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:02, archived)
# ok ok
I just added the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:04, archived)
# watch it young man
Or I'll put you over my knee.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:05, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I did that on purpose
Now I can steal your wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Will nobody think of the kittens?!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:07, archived)
# I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:08, archived)
# .
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:18, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:22, archived)
# any more offerings out there?
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:24, archived)
# erm...
one down.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Someone mention clusterbombs?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:28, archived)
# One of my first ever pictures
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Red
X

:(
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:37, archived)
# uh oh...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:24, archived)
# WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
IMPENDING BAND WAGON ALERT IMPENDING BANDWAGON ALERT
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:26, archived)
# nah, I made that before
%95 of you were even on here.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:27, archived)
# oh i gathered that
but we cuold have a pearoast bandwagon on our hands...!
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:30, archived)
# true, true...
but I have to get in the bath now, so count me out.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:32, archived)
# bath?
pah some of us are at work
and yes i am working SOOO hard right now
(darkness (not like the band), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:37, archived)
# heh heh
wren. at least i asume that person's a wren? *squint* it could be the fat controller...
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:02, archived)
# in a dress?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:05, archived)
# erm...
I couldn't tell if it was a dress or not. these 19" monitors just aren't big enough for me. :(
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:06, archived)
# get bigger eyes
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:07, archived)
# maybe it's
too far away?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Hmmmmmm.


(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:04, archived)
# You know what would be REALLY funny!
he's got a beard and its near Christmas: Put a santa hat on him! hehe! Starting up photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:08, archived)
# you know,
I think that the beard really suits him. He shouldn't go back to having a 'tache.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Walter Matthau
In a Santa Hat ?

Why is that funny ?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:11, archived)
# wooo! someone else sees it!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:14, archived)
#
www.roganjosh.co.uk/b3tan2/americanbarbers.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:17, archived)
# h... h.... how?
that's some amazing shoppery.

hey, did you see my puntastic punstravaganza down a few posts?
it's really quite.... something.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:19, archived)
# gah!
make it stop!! ;)

nice finish though, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I worked so hard on it
but noone fucking cares
*cry*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:34, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa !
Jolly Funny.

And not a Santa Hat to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:22, archived)
# What a load of
mince!


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Yay!
Mince the fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Urrghh
Eraserhead Kitties
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:06, archived)
# haha
burpin' mincers!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Natural progression from earlier post


www.b3ta.com/board/2501402
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:53, archived)
# phwoar
Freeze him in carbonite
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:57, archived)
# The whole water wine thing has been blown out of proportion


Jesus started the miracle business for his mates
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:53, archived)
# he didn't have any mates
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:02, archived)
# "those bastards always bugger off without paying"
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:04, archived)
# He did, but he was a cheapskate...

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Let there be light
pearoasting
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:24, archived)
# pearosts ahoooooy!
(Shatner's Bassoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] When Prop Comedians Commit Suicide
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:52, archived)
# blimey
thats either a huge prop comedian or a tiny set. either way, woo!
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:56, archived)
# you're bitching
about the proportions?
go draw a traffic cone with feet you hack.


/teasing
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:57, archived)
# done.
it doesnt quite look like a traffic cone though...
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:01, archived)
# heh heh
touché
and en garde
and
sexwee.

don't I get a medal for not making a saddam post?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:03, archived)
# But you just did!
Now I have never made a Saddam-related post.

Oh, bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:08, archived)
# That goes on for ever!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:57, archived)
# how many bad jokes
can you fit into one gif?????

Woo
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:58, archived)
# indeed.
mwahahaha...


I thought them all up myself too.
kinda sad, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:00, archived)
# for some reason I thought it'd get a
bit more reaction though...
oh well :(
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Have a yay and a houpla as well then!
(Perhaps people on dialup are still waiting for it to finish?)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:10, archived)
# it's like 60k
not really a "whopper" for anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:13, archived)
# thanks though.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Last one (at least i think so) Un PC #11 (for telemach)
Trying to bruy the hatchet with a few old "friends"

(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)
# please tell me thats not pol pot in a dress
*scratches out eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Indeed it is
and yes i would!
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:54, archived)
# with kate moss in his arm
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Un PC part 3 (just tell me when to stop)

just the one ticket please
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:45, archived)
# stop
No, don't
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Could you skip to un-PC number 11?
It's my favourite.
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Josh didn't so much fall off the wagon
as jump

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:45, archived)
# with his smug "media" student look
gah
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:47, archived)
# TJ: My nemesis
... at work told me, the other day, that she has an MA in Web design.

Anyone heard of such a thing?
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:50, archived)
# i think i know someone with one


but living round here he can't get a job with it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)
# what about Macdonalds?
Where'd he get an MA in *Web* Design, then?

I've heard of an MA in Graphic design, or the arts, or something, but never specifically in Web Design.

I thought she was making it up, and have been sniggering behind her back for about a week 'cos she'd told such a blatant lie to try to win an argument.
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:54, archived)
# maybe i'm wrong about this guys ma course
he had a ba in web deign and then stayed on

i assumed it was the same subject
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:56, archived)
# sounds made up if you ask me.
ask her about the finer points of java code versus server side includes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)
# she wouldn't
have a clue. I tried explaining to her why Word documents were a bad idea on a website, and she just shouted louder and louder that "That's the way we've always done it" until I ceased trying to persuade the buffoon about anything.
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:59, archived)
# i concur
i think you are probably right weedom
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:00, archived)
# She's probably lying, even if it does exist.
Just, please tell me she doesn't make web pages in Word, then "Save as HTML..."???
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Worse
They use dreamweaver to create the HTML docs. Then they copy and paste *everything* into the template we created for them. So you get
HTML
head
title /title
/head
body
our header stuff /ourheaderstuff
HTML
head
title /title
/head
body
/their stuff
/body
/html
/body
/html

It's awful
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:06, archived)
# actually, a lot of them do use Word,
now that I think about it. I've got to *manually* sort the whole bloody lot out. There's no program that can fix it, because it's all *so* wrong that there are no patterns to it.
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:09, archived)
# hehe...
validator.w3.org/
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:11, archived)
# dreamweaver templates are okay IF used correctly
but most fuckers dont have a clue.

personally, i hate them..

edit: they sound like they'd be better off with Contribute, ANY fuckwit can use that, without bastardising the HTML (much)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:09, archived)
# also, while im on my soapbox
most people i know with some form of 'offishul' qualification in web design/development are shit at it.

i know a guy who got a degree of somesorts (ive never been to uni), and his entire course focused around frontpage and access.
can he design? can he watermelon....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:12, archived)
# All a degree proves
is that you can pass an exam. IMHO.

I don't have one either.

I did once do IT Support for a course where all these graduates had to set up a mini-network (in the days before Wireless, too). Most of the graduate were OK...

Anyway, after they'd had instruction in how to set this thing up, they were set the task of doing it on their own. I watched this one group set it all up, plugging in the cables, laptops, the printer etc. They powered up their laptops, and nobody could see any other 'puters.

This one graduate, who I was told graduated with top honours from Cambridge that year, said "Excuse me, this isn't working. Fix it, please". I replied "No. If *I* fix it, you haven't learned anything". He "But thats your job". Me: "No my job is to fix it if something goes wrong. You haven't done it properly, it's not that it's not working". He: "But you're IT Support! Fix it!". Me: "no". etc, for about five minutes

Anyway, I let them struggle for another few minutes, watching this "Top Graduate" getting more and more angry, before I said "OK, do you give up? You're going to kick yourselves, I warn you...". Then I turned the power on.

He wasn't happy at all. I was happy in a smug git kind of way.

Top graduate my arse
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Hehehe.
I must admit, I'm doing a BSc Computer Networks course. I'm in the second year, but the stupidity of many of the other candidates (I don't say students for a reason) astounds me. And some of the lecturers are even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:25, archived)
# at school
My teacher rapped on the case of the BBC (yep, it was that long ago) and said "This is hardware, and this"... (bending a floppy disk.. yes they were really floppy back then) .. "is software".

Stupidly, I corrected him and was made to stand outside in the corridor waiting for the headmaster to do his rounds.

So, yep, being a teacher doesn't always mean you know what you're doing.
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Patronising git!
I know, I'm not that young! Besides, you can't see me insult you now, this is in the spazz! :-P

Being a precocious little shit, I have had the misfortune of correcting my IT teachers on many occasions... Once I was in the 6th form, I stepped up a gear - and corrected the spelling mistakes my Head of Sixth Form made on a handout she gave us, using a red pen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:30, archived)
# sorry
didn't mean to be patronising to you... just mocking myself for being (nearly) old.
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Hehe,
didn't mean it. I'm 21, but BBCs were still quite new when I got into computers... at the age of 5.

/sad geek child
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Oddly...
that's what we're giving them (Contribute). My nemesis is *so* f'ing unhappy about it. It's a beautiful thing to behold.
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:21, archived)
# ARGH!
The mangled code! The mangled code! The mangled code! The mangled code! The mangled code!

Run it through the W3C validator and email them the result. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I love how you have a Nemesis.
I, of course, am Nigh Invulnerable.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I'll be your nemesis
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:57, archived)
# You should
always have a nemesis at work! It makes the day go a lot quicker.
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:02, archived)
# i have a
BSc in multimedia and virtual reality within computer studies.

my CV has a fold out flap on the side to fit it in.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:00, archived)
# How very
multimedia of you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Wow!
How does that work when you're emailing/faxing it to clients?

fold-out flaps are cool.

flaps. *snigger*
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:04, archived)
# flaps, flaps of piss.
>childish sniggering here too<

[edit] S.A.S Sniggers Against Society
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:06, archived)
# beef flaps
curtains

flaps flaps flaps

louder sniggering
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:47, archived)
# he looks like..
a happy baby orangutan.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:47, archived)
# go anthea, go!
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# WOW
i havn't seen her in years

wooyay for dancing llama b-celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
Woo! Yay!
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Does she spit like a llama
or swallow?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Un PC part 2

too far?
damn i love that bossed eyed cat
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# It is difficult to go two far!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# i think the only "too far" on b3ta
is that naked vietnamese girl
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# too flar
.
(BadgerPirate, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:45, archived)
# mind boggle
a naked girl would be nsfw but too far?
there must be something unspeakable about that pic
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:46, archived)
# the pic from the vietnam war
girl... clothes burnt off running along a road
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I have a
chistmas card of her...she's now a mother living in the U.S. somewhere....very heartwarming.

/it's a charity card
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Is she still fit?

(yes. single please.)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:59, archived)
# is the cat boss eyed not cross eyed?
(BadgerPirate, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# where's far, then?
Farr has a nice beach, mind you...
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:45, archived)
# KU KU KU
KUH!
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Accordions. Much underused, in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# But that's
just accordion to you...

/duffle coat, hat, scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# humpuffle!
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:42, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I love that.
[FACT]
(popey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I love that woo
W/Y/H/P
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Humbug
Proof that not everybody loves Christmas


(bigfatrebel, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
# is that...
rapunzel??
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Gah!
*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# mmmmm
she's purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# its almost uncanny...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# i was just thinking the same
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# surely being that fat would make him
very jolly.

like a jolly policeman.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Or jelly, possibly.
Daisy Duke rides again.
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:49, archived)
# blimey
Saddam's let himself go a bit...
(Shatner's Bassoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Dave you tosser.... G O L D !!
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha.

Its funnier with penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# always ;)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Isn't everything!?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Yay!
"But I've saved money, look we don't need no stinking conditioner"
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# But the stable was so filthy
And did you see his swaddling clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)
# haha!
penguins are the bestest animals ever!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:57, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:58, archived)
# always, believe it
bold!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Love is like a hard spin cycle
You just leave me rinsing it all
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I love penguins!
Not in a funny way, you understand

Woo to pic :-)
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Today i'll mostly be Un PC (whats new)
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)
# hmmmmm
I'll give it a hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Seconded,
and I'll raise an eyebrow
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# see your eyebrow
raise you a finger
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I'll raise
the drawbridge

and retreat to where it is safe
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# first tea-meets-monitor moment of the day
you bastards are costing me a fortune in TFT's
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Just got sent the 2004 Labour calendar:
Cor...
Not impressed...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
NSFA! NSFA!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Why not?
I am.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# our tastes differ slightly...
...thankfully ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# This is a weird request
but where did you get the orginal pic of the body from?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I've had weirder ones:
getty

;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# What were you
searching for...and why is that just loads of pictures of nooses?
I want that picture, of the fat man.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:42, archived)
#
hmmm try this
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# why why why ....
*searches for words*
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Gasp!
"error '80004005'

Unspecified error

/comp.asp, line 76"

The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Cheers,
I want to make another one of these.



And I needed more fat people.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I know
you like them with all over fuzzy hair. Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# only so I can..
...stick them to things with velcro
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Like your very own Fuzzy Felt Man
I can see the interest now.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i'll take 3 please
is it laminated?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Why's he wearing plasters
on his toes? WHY?!

*fits*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)
# boik!
Hear come my Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I wish that
had never happened.

My brain! My brain!
(weedom, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:42, archived)
# No no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
That's a wrong'n.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:47, archived)
# What's happened to the admins?
The front page hasn't been updated in donkeys yonks.

(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:34, archived)
# relaxing...
sooo sleeepy....

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# repost?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah, soz
Had to justify the threadwaste somehow though.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Yay I like that!
The "Kill it!" pic was only added this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# that's because
there have been nothing but shit pictures in yonks.*


*may not be true

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# The mods are all from Tikrit
and are entirely unimpressed by everyone taking the piss out of Santa .. er, I mean their beloved leader
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)

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