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# Please
give generously this year for the appeal...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:24, archived)
# arf!
:)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Have a look here:
dbwooly.tripod.com/cgi-bin/q.html
the image at the top is uncanny.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:28, archived)
# The
belm who loved me.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:29, archived)
# Nooooo!
Q is being groomed
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:29, archived)
# That is the last time I go diving
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Sweet Mary, mother of God!
*runsswims away very, very fast*
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# quick threadjack
a) what do i do if i cant remember my 4rthur password?

b) where is that page with the origin of all the memes?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:23, archived)
# answers
a) sing a merry song
b) up yer arse

/baz
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:24, archived)
# how do
Couldn't help the extra comedy exit earlier! You were an op, by the way!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:27, archived)
# hehe
you deopped me before i could do it myself!

no hard feelings

I'll get you if it's the last thing I do ;)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:29, archived)
# and I re-oped you
while a round was finishing, to see if you'd notice!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:31, archived)
# bas
tard

hehehe

at least I won :P - next time I'll be more careful about giving you ops ;)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# you lost
like a big loser.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# hehehehe

(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:30, archived)
# I read
"To eat my arse" line first and I can't stop reading the piece in that order now.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# i for one
want to know what svenno looks like now
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:27, archived)
# You don't know what Svenno looks like?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:29, archived)
# i mean now he's (presumably)
grown up
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:33, archived)
# go on
someone can answer one of those questions, shirley?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:31, archived)
# I
cannot and dont call me shirley.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:32, archived)
# eek
Chump's been at the dolphins as well, has he?

woo!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:22, archived)
# man-bear-dolphin?
woooo!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:22, archived)
# look into my eyes
etc

woo
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Hahah!
Fantastic. Such intelligent creatures, they look almost manbear-like.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Jeet Swesus
I hope he doesn't team up with this bugger...

(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Yeah....
Just show that one to Steve Irwin!!! :-D
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Croikey!
Oi've neva seen one as beeg as thayt befowa!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:46, archived)
# feckin scary!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:25, archived)
# meep
that is scary
W/Y/H
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:28, archived)
# It only wants
to be your friend.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Okay, my mistake.
It's still there. I heard it was going.

That is the Rotunda in the background isn't it?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Bostin!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Ar.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Magic!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Yup.
Birmingham is ace.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:20, archived)
# It's true.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# I don't know if
I can agree with that! Brummies are still the most mocked in the country
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:24, archived)
# but
noone from outside can do the accent properly.

I have a lovely Kidderminster lilt myself.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Timothy Spall?
Although that's more black country than Brummie I guess.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:27, archived)
# mmmmm not that strong
more like jasper carrott crossed with a farmer (but only when I am drunk and in the room with another from Kidderminster)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:29, archived)
# I know the Kiddi accent anyway. I used to work in Bewdley
and two of my former bands rehearsed in the Corn Exchange (by the old bus depot, now Tescos).

I'll drop into the local accent when in the locale but when I'm working in another part of the country with a very strong accent (like in Merthry Tydfil) I'll find myself fully pronouncing words and lose whatever accent I've got
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:31, archived)
# woo for flooded bewdley making the news every year
FA club glory beckons I think :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Harriers the Giant Killers
until they get knocked out.

I once played football with Lee Hughes
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# any one from outside the midlands
will say all accents from the midlands sound brummie.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:28, archived)
# I sometimes
work near Wolverhampton, and they definitely don't sound like Brummies there - there's a definite different sound, and I'm not sure it's a better one.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# that'll be because of the accent
i hear it all the time in summer so i'm used to it
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:26, archived)
# His name is George
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Hello George.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Well wank my hat.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:17, archived)
# Excuse me...?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# *tugs on hat*
no effect
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Either that, or
watch an obscure Stallone film starting on telly now

with Lyndsay Wagner!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Production Designer: Peter Larkin

I'M SOLD
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:19, archived)
# i read that as philip larkin
at first and was much confused
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:20, archived)
# No. 4
The Larch
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# stop that
it's getting silly
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Bong
Start again...

Lemon Curry?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:25, archived)
# You can't have lemon curry!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:28, archived)
# tell them that.
Mr. Smith Bong (slightly silly)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:30, archived)
# funny...
just as I read that, my friend iMac I'm sorting out for him, restarted and went 'bong'!

maybe "they" are coming...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:31, archived)
# That 'bong' sound was used in an episode of Futurama
when the robots went human hunting. I was the only person in the house who got the joke.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:33, archived)
# That'll be
you mum and dad's fault, then.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Why?
Do you reckon they fucked him up?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:25, archived)
# I though swearing wasn`t allowed here?
twat bugger ETC
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:28, archived)
# It's not swearing.
It's poetry.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:29, archived)
# or maybe
prose

with diorrhea
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:32, archived)
# oooh what is it?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Night Hawks

Sly has just chased mugger down the street and beat him to a bloody pulp - whilst in a dress
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:22, archived)
# He looks nice
with hoi sin sauce
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Joey
decided that his musical side was going unseen...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:11, archived)
# I take it this was after his film career?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:12, archived)
# ohh
you could at least change something :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:12, archived)
# and tv career
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# and film ...


(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# joey jagger?
woo
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:13, archived)
# "You dirty rat!"
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Subtle!
TJ: I bought a domo!

He hasn't bitten my ear off yet. I lock him away when I sleep.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:09, archived)
# oooh
where did you purchase said domo?

i want one!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:09, archived)
# eBay?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:10, archived)
# it looks computer generated to my
young eyes
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:11, archived)
# nah you
can tell his arms are stitched on (probably)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:12, archived)
# you reckon?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:14, archived)
# ok you
win :)

{edit} you lucky bastard
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# what's lucky about
deciding to buy a domo doll?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:20, archived)
# the mouth and eyes
are rather garish
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:17, archived)
# I`d loooooove one of those
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:11, archived)
# I think you can buy them
off the internet
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:12, archived)
# *looks for sarcasm in that message*
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:13, archived)
# sort of but, you could do worse than going to here
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:15, archived)
# hes linkied it down there
anyway
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:16, archived)
# thanks
also takes out credit card!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Try searching for
'Domo kun' on Google mobile, and you get "no sites were found containing 'Pamela Anderson'" ?!?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:26, archived)
# !!!
Where from?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:10, archived)
# a strange japanese website
called j-list, the domo itself is here.
[edit: caution, the site is not entirely SFW!]
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:13, archived)
# *grabs credit card*
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Hurray for J-List!
If I ever have any money there's plenty of things I'd like to buy from them, a Domo is one of them.

P.S. A Bukakke mag is not
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:15, archived)
# the videos aren't bad.
apparently.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# That's an impressive collection of dead computers there.
Reminds me of my ex-flatmate's PS/2 coffee table. It was a dead IBM PS/2, with legs attached to the underside.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# hah, thanks!
That's not the half of it, I have another corner with dead chassis's stacked up in it too...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:20, archived)
# He looks sad
Is the life of a gangster getting Don Badger blue?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:10, archived)
# I went to a gangster themed New Year's party
I didn't have enough warning though, so I ended up looking pretty much like I do when I go to work. C'est la vie.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:11, archived)
# It's a shame
That sounds quite good, how was it in the end?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:15, archived)
# It was alright.
A friend showed me her arse.

Which was nice.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:17, archived)
# The arse or the experiance?
You did better than me, the highlight of my evening was my mate drinking a half pint of straight whiskey in one go then passing out with his head down the toilet.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# racketeering takes it out of you
God knows I should know. I am a cocaine smuggler and money launderer
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:14, archived)
# At fucking last
Myself, and 20 other burly policemen have been sitting in a transit van around the corner from your house for the last two weeks waiting for you to say that.

Stay put; We'll be there in five minutes.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:16, archived)
# shall I put the kettle on?
I am afraid I don't think that I have enough cups and saucers. Will a big bag of drugs suffice?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Suits us.
If you could place yourself under arrest that would save us a load of hassle too.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:19, archived)
# ha ha!
I already did!

How funny.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:20, archived)
#


Visit Chumpmanbear.com! Rrraaagghhll!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)
# haha yes!
go go Chump!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:04, archived)
# fanfucksockinglytastic
sir
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!
Hurrah!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# chump!
he's so cool.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# lies

matsimpsk's image, however, is all truth
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# he winked at me.
he must be cool.

hello
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)
# *wink*

a theory disproved in one fell swoop
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:08, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:08, archived)
# curses!
it must be the teeth then.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:10, archived)
# yeah
they're a bit wonky

chump's are a bit off too
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Are you
causing trouble?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:09, archived)
# i'm looking for trouble
and i've come to the right place
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:11, archived)
# You
rotter
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:13, archived)
# guilty
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:16, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# He killed my mastah!
Woo!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Ah well.
Can't say I liked your master anyway.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Heheh, nice winkage
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# ah, the king of all
woos i bow down to you
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
I do love that woo :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:08, archived)
# High
Cockalorum!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# C.H.U.M.P!
Let's go Chump!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Hah!
Well, that's saved me an email ;)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# hehe
tremendous winking
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# hahahahah
class
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# that so fucking rocks
wonderful
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# That's more fantastic
that my vocabulary can reply to.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Awesome!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.YA!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Awesome!
He looks even more vicious than normal
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)
# awww
he's not vicious. He's just misunderstood.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:09, archived)
# He's not angry
He's a streetsmart fish out of water in a world he never made
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:11, archived)
# And how else is he supposed to train if not by sparring?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:13, archived)
# woo
knockout
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:08, archived)
# well done sarrrr
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:08, archived)
# simply
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:09, archived)
# yep it's
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# woooooooooooo
CHUMP!

kickass.

(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Hey! You!
www.chumpmanbear.com needs your pictures!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:13, archived)
# rarararrooorrrrrooooooo!
fuk me, I nearly fainted there.

..forgot to breathe while laughing!

woo, yay, houpla and hi-cockalorum indeed.

(will send pics later!)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:17, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:12, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:12, archived)
# chuuuuuuuuump!
fantastic... quality winking action too :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:26, archived)
# i'm impressed
woo to you!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# chumptastic!
the wink is wonderful.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# tweet
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)
# I wouldn't like to see him
pecking at my nuts.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Is that why they've
gone black?

did you see what I did there?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Yes.
I see what you did there.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)
# hehe
made me laf
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)
# woooo
its tedmus' lanky brother!

areet?

(got 3DS Max today, its rock! *whimper*)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# yay!
get stuck in son!

Have you made anything yet?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)
# nah have i bollocks
i haven't a clue what i'm doing heheh
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Tricky, isn't it?
I had a brief play, before deciding it was far too difficult.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:09, archived)
# i'm determined to learn
it though! i will not be defeated!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:11, archived)
# he looks surprised
and shocked
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# thats because he just ate his parents.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# aww...
lovely...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:24, archived)
# In reply.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Birmingham: It's not shit!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
# are you sure?
???
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)
# okay, fair enough
I'll not fly in the face of popular opinion.

Well, not this time anyway.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Yes it is.
.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)
# I lived there for a while,
and had a thoroughly ace time. Good pubs, nice enough people.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)
# I happen to quite like it.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)
# "Birmingham. It's my kinda town."
And if Telly Savalas said it, you know it's true.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# I've seen that film,
but did he ever really go there?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:25, archived)
# *sniff*
I miss the Rotunda.

And I always thought that the Bull on the Bullring actually looked like a dinosaur - a Brontasaurus probably.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
# You miss the Rotunda?
Why? Has it been knocked down?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)
# Yes
.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)
# Liar!
It's still there. It WAS going to be knocked down, but it's just been tidied up.

Kinda.

Well, okay, they're just shining light at it during the night to hide the fact it's an ugly fucker.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# I wanted to buy it
and turn it into a 20 level superclub, but my bank manager didn't agree with the plan :-(
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:09, archived)
# now that
WOULD be a good idea!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:10, archived)
# 20 levels
would have been enough to cater for all music tastes, we could even have had speedcore on the top floor!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:17, archived)
# The whole area around New Street
has been leveled. Except the station, which is just a nightmare.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I happened to quite like the Rotunda. Yes, the rest of the Bull Ring area deserved to be cut into billions of tiny pieces and fed to sea lions, but not the Rotunda.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)
# No,
just the Bull Ring shopping centre has been levelled, and St Martin's Circus has been fucked around with...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:08, archived)
# thats a pretty
fucking shitty sea they've made there
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Wot, no oil spills?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Oh yes,
They're round the back.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Evening all . .

(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)
# can i give it lager?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)
# I think it'll
take it from you then go and kill yer family!

woo :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
# You could try . .
It'll probably nibble your fingers though
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
# heheh
woo!

and good afternoon...
(lunchtime over here)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)
# hehe, he's an excitable little feller
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Awwww
What a cute little... ummm...

Thing.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
# just chased this thing out of my garden.. AGAIN!

i can't reason with it
she's called rorschach
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Why not invite it to stay?
It looks like it'd be a good guard....thing.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)
# but...those eyes!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)
# that appears to be a lady in a suit
looks like you got yourself a furry
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)
# in that case


kill it HARD.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)
# You seem to be putting furries where there are none.
Do you enjoy the feel of a thick fake fur suit against your... fake fur suit?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)
# i'll have know i'm
just naturally hirstute
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)
# How does it eat?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)
# terrible!
/etc
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)
# awful


oh, wait...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Yes.
She'd recommend it to anybody.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)
# It won't rest
until it takes your first-born

evening children
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)
# for some reason
it resembles a wrestler wearing a very hairy mask. but woo, nonetheless.
meanwhile: i have just booked my air tickets to athens! roll on april yeah!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)
# that reminds me of george from rainbow
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)
# I'm stuck on these nausea inducing things...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
# That
seems to be in time with "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson, which I've just unsuccesfully tried doing the Saturday Night Fever pointy dance to.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)
# fucking greb
:P
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Greb?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Come on,
let the kids have their fun. I'll put the kettle on.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Tea...
milk no sugar please
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Sweet enough eh?


*puke*
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)
# aww
nasty person!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)
# I was puking more at the cheesiness of my line
than anything else.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea.
Mine's a black one.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)
# hit it with the
hammer again then?

evenin'
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)
# evening
witchy
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Thought I'd be a bit more vocal
tonight after last night's Power Lurk™

Mrs Witchy is watching her new Sex&TheCity DVD so I'm like so out of there :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)
# Green tea please,
served in the full, ceremonial style.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Ha!
Funnily enough, I actually have all the necessary items. All you have to do now is come to Manchester.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Hrrrm.
I would, but Vork has a restraining order out on me.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)
# That's ok
he lives on the pikey side of The Wall.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)
# get to fuck
spacker

evenin
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Evenin'
How is Stockport today?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)
# dunno... hardly left the house

except to go to the pub, which was good

there we have it, stockport was good
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)
# abreviation of greebo
as used by scally cunts.... erm and me
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# You scally cunt.
Where's my brandy?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)
# *faxes brandy*
*ducks as fax machine explodes*
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)
# looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:51, archived)
# *sniggers*
(attempts to hide fact she has also tried)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:51, archived)
# 1.... 2.... 3.....
DRINK
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Hmm, let me try and illustration
Wait until the hushed bit comes where it's just him singing "The beautiful people" and try to stab once on every beat, it is a little fast, but when you have twelve or so proper goths in a goth club doing it it's pretty funny.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Must remember that for next club night lol
Could be amusing.

Assuming you are therefore a goth?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)
# I don't think it'll work
YMCA to Cake and Sodomy seems to be a success though.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)
# It's odd
But the macerina fits perfectly to Slipknot - Wait And Bleed.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)
# 3 of lots


Part1
Part2

Night Folks
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Don't look down!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)
# that's mighty nice
i like.
(the shopping, not the girl)

(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)
# WTF
argh
{edit} it keeps getting smaller and smaller
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
# fat assed lass
!
edit: actually its just the skirt making it look like that
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)
# ?
...fat?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
# I know.
Crazy.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
# big bottomed girls
they make this rockin world go round
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)
# like a big giant
world-shaped perpetual motion machine. I reckon they're cheating and using farts for extra propulsion.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)
# those shoes are utterly silly
and i'm sure that's not what i should have noticed
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)
# they look
like respectable porn shoes to me. And she's even got a big forehead, which sets them off nicely.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# shoes
and forehead...I must be looking at the wrong things :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)
# nooooo
its a red x.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# sorry
I was meaning to point you at the pornshoes and porn forehead type stuff.

You'll be looking at the wrong thing again then! :O)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)
# or
I was making you think i was thinking like that ...:)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)
# I'm pleased to find my policy
of keeping all my pics hosted in the same place has paid dividends.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:10, archived)
# Ah,
the bovine porn-star theory.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Indeed.
Remember the bird with the sign who kept popping up here over a period of a couple of months?

Now those were porn shoes.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:51, archived)
# ohh
those kind of shoes.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)
# they certainly were!
Almost as big as her forehead they were!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)
# .
www.natives.co.uk/features/ jokes/carpark.htm
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)
# NSFW?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)
# lol
glasscock, real glasscock

(quite pretty too)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# seen before christmas if I remember correctly
which makes it a glasscock glasscock. yay!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Wow!
You mean to tell me, you're the chappy who made that pic that I've seen 4000 times before on the internet?

Let me shake your hand!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)
# wow!!
you made that pic yourself? Its very good.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Shark just can't get enough of the badly drawn nob i reckon
....ok its not good but my first animation...took all day to figure out adobe! bite me :-) Wooo!


Fin
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)
# wow!
is it real?

(you've reflected the picture you cad!)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)
# naaah
he waited for the helicopter to rotate.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:24, archived)
# the shark
should go behind the croc, or in front of it, but not through it.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)
# it was my first
yeah...this is true....I need more practice at this....anyway....its a special croc....a savvy one.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)
# sorry, forgot to woo
its very good (and i only noticed the flaw cos i watched it for so long)

wooyayandhouplatoyou
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Blimey!
Aint been here 8 hours, 57 minutes and 46 seconds and he's animatin' already! Calm down! Calm down!
Woo that pic!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)
# git orff my laand!!!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)
# For some reason
that reminds me of Prince Charles.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# HP............is this your pub.........

by any chance..........
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)
# Yup.
And if Chaostime comes anywhere near it, I'll cut his legs off.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)
# well can you kindly shift the bear...........
it's causing an obstruction......
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)
# It's not mine, Guv.
A bunch of b3tans left it there. Said they'd be back in 20 minutes.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# fairy nuff..........
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)
# he looks like a sporting gent
care for a brandy?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Love one darling.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)
# pimms
for me sweety
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)
# Gairrt Orf Moi Larnd!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Haven't you heard on the news?
Badgers are ruining stonehenge!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)
# hehehehe
woo to both pics!


TJ: my neighbor is looking to download a flash-like program, and i can't remember the names of any free ones. help?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Me neither...
But a little downloading and Flash MX is also free ; )
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)
# irrelevant tj...
right. Got graphics tablet. Installed it. Drawn cock. Now what shall I do with the thing?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)
# Shown us your cock?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)
# of course!
it was impressive.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)
# Draw us a fully animated short cartoon,
that acts as a music video for a relatively unknown piece of music that you'd like to introduce us to.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# That'll keep me busy for ages.
I'll see what I can come up with.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)
# draw
more cocks!!!!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)
# trace lots of b3ta regulars
in a naive artistic manner ...sit back ... and wallow in self praise and sicophantantic dribbling
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Sycophantic.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)
# that as well
sassefrase!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)
# draw
more cocks ?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Play iSketch with it
That's all mine gets used for.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)
# now that's an idea.
but not now.

Actually I've done a bit of doodling with it, but I'm just not inspired.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Wax On, Wax Off.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha!
great stuff


(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)
# I hate it
when that happens.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)
# well done
top shoppage w.y.badger!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# very monty python!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)
# that'll teach him not to fiddle
he should sit on his hands and keep them out of trouble
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)
# loon
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Top notch
Hah.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Now that made me
laugh out loud - woo, yay and houpla to you!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:25, archived)
# It was only after the scars were healed
that the true horror of the U.S.A's use of 'cookie-cutter' bombs in the Gulf was revealed.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)
# brutal
at least he didn't get an 'icing'
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)
# Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwtch!!
'Gis a bite!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# buwhahahaha!
woot.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)
# always pay your tattooer
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Ooooo
Punnage most foul.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# yes i know its a bit big but still...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)
# seamless
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)
# pffft
good idea
(, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)

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