Last one for today
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:30,
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looks likehe's furtively reaching into a jar of pickled eyeballs
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rogan,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:33,
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these are terrificbravo!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:36,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Disappointing Tribute Bands"){kind=small}
very clever!Poor Diana.
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themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:16,
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Hurrah!we should form a Liquefy fan club...
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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:20,
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I give upMy pooter is being a twunt.
click me!
this is my picture, but i'm having much trouble posting it
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:23,
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click me!
this is my picture, but i'm having much trouble posting it
it's "raisin"even I can spell it, and I have a stuck "i" key on my keyboard....
so you must be just an uneducated twunt (which happens to be something I can spell without the use of the "i" key...)
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:31,
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so you must be just an uneducated twunt (which happens to be something I can spell without the use of the "i" key...)
Calm down, dear......it's only a messageboard.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:34,
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"were the sultanas who play creo................................................................................................................................................................................................................................creo"
( Tiggy Twitchin',
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:27,
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Woo!Sorry to threadjack I just found this non pshop image and couldn't help but cringe.
www.phattbastard.com/site/bilder4/arkiv4/bite.jpg
Apart from the website name, it's pretty safe for work
(www.phattbastard.com/site/bilder4/arkiv4/bite.jpg
Apart from the website name, it's pretty safe for work
Netspore,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:23,
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freakyI was just reading this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3478747.stm
(news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3478747.stm
The Neville What what what,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:26,
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Looks like Binary, to me.87?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:36,
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arseI just tried 1010111, then realised that html doesn't use binary and saw that I had fucked up the board for a few seconds
( anythingbutthisactually,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:38,
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What?You broke the board?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:39,
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no there was just a 1010111pixel space between my post and the next
( anythingbutthisactually,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:40,
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A million pixels?Wouldn't that reach to the moon?
( The Neville What what what,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:45,
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taht isetxremley fnuny ideend
qoo tay gouplq!
(qoo tay gouplq!
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:19,
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That'squite freaky, and rather wonderful.
( The Neville What what what,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:09,
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She looks likeAmelies mum in the film Amelie
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:12,
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erk!a bit crap with the mascara aren't you?
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:13,
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She looks like my old form tutorwho was allergic to sugar. All she ate was like lettuce soup
100% what we think was true from the smell coming from her thermos
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:13,
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100% what we think was true from the smell coming from her thermos
May have been cabbage soup,an allegedly successful dieting method.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:23,
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She was a bit fatbut she did tell us she was allergic to sugar. We tried to sneak some in her coffee
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:27,
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Haha! Evil! Apparently, I'm allergic to E110.Sunset Yellow, I think, but its used to make red food. I took all the red smarties out of a large pack and ate them, hoping for an interesting result. Nothing happened, much to the dissapointment of onlookers. Still, I got to eat most of their smarties!
I can't drink cheap orange squash, though, gives me asthma attacks. This may be related in some way.
(I can't drink cheap orange squash, though, gives me asthma attacks. This may be related in some way.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:31,
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I drink cheap red wine under protest.I protest at my bank balance, then get stuck in.
Mmm, wine...
(Mmm, wine...
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:37,
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hehereminds me of the giant rasta eyeballs in Freaked
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:18,
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page not avalible? Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:09,
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we'll never know until you fix the linkHello new person uber lurker. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(edit)
((edit)
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:13,
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Not new - uber-lurkerImpressive in fact
Edit: I see your edit and raise you an imaginary picture of a monkey in stilleto heels and fishnet stockings, putting on lipstick under a streetlamp down a backalley in one of the seedier parts of Montmartre.
(Edit: I see your edit and raise you an imaginary picture of a monkey in stilleto heels and fishnet stockings, putting on lipstick under a streetlamp down a backalley in one of the seedier parts of Montmartre.
TV's Nosemonkey,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:14,
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Of all the things that might happen, this was pretty near bottom of Malcom's list
MakTheYak,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:03,
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he looks like badgerof bodger and ... fame.
woo to the pic of course
(woo to the pic of course
Ulic hissing slightly,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:04,
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somebody soundthe loon alert
w/y/h!
(w/y/h!
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:07,
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"Yes, I'm actually very pleased with the result."
Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:02,
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beautiful workwoo, yay and a downright hoopla to you
( Ulic hissing slightly,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:03,
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He's a cute little fellaI don't know why I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse.
(He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse.
TV's Nosemonkey,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:03,
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i've got a bike you can ride it if you likeit's got a basket a bell that rings and things that make it look good
(
GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:12,
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Would you lend it to me if you could?(I've got a girl who fits in with my world - I'd give her anything, everything if she wants things)
TV's Nosemonkey,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:17,
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Spiffing Quiffyou have coming along there MrSkinbagMouse.
beginning to look like the captain off of 'Pigs In Spacccccccccee'
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:04,
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beginning to look like the captain off of 'Pigs In Spacccccccccee'
Lovin your workLike the refraction in the glass. Top shopping!
( Netspore,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:04,
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ssssh. That was actually in the source image....
Thank-you. Urm, yes, I was very proud of it...
(Thank-you. Urm, yes, I was very proud of it...
Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:06,
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What,so I should delete the word "seamlessly"?
not to imply any insult to you, sir/madam...
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:40,
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not to imply any insult to you, sir/madam...
HAAHAHAHAHAHAI want a woo kitty!
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:11,
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look for filefunny_cats.avi which has them all to convert to gif at your leisure.
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:35,
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It was too good an image not to mess with.I had a feeling I couldn't be the only one. Your's is even more freakish than the original, if possible.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:08,
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Goshyou people are difficult to please... 8)
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:19,
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It's all work work work...Until the weekend when I get mashed up!
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:55,
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YAYPaint the town red my son
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:57,
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Tsk,you're so 2-dimensional!
V. Nice
(V. Nice
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:59,
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just curiousany relation to the blender game engine? :)
( slight yoinks!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:16,
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when guitar fans make movie scriptswww.imdb.com/title/tt0097138/
Check the character names.
(Check the character names.
sinisterduck,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:53,
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Yes, very.One of John Cloud Spam Dam's finest, I reckon
( The Neville What what what,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:55,
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I think I'll go homeand play my new Jean Claude Van Damne
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:57,
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Resigned from a video shop...... as a teenager. Got accused of stealing a JC-VD (blasphemous initials?) film and told to repay them.
Not The Godfather. Not The Silence of the Lambs. Not their illegal, uncut, excellent copy of Evil Dead II.
But Double Impact.
The shame.
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:22,
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Not The Godfather. Not The Silence of the Lambs. Not their illegal, uncut, excellent copy of Evil Dead II.
But Double Impact.
The shame.
Haha!That film was shocking, even by JC-VD standards!
I love Van Damme films, as a general rule. Particularly Time Cop, but that's most probably because it has a naked Mia Sara in it.
(I love Van Damme films, as a general rule. Particularly Time Cop, but that's most probably because it has a naked Mia Sara in it.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:24,
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Agreed.Any film with Mia Sara naked gets a five star rating to me. Which means Ferris Buellers is now just a four star :'|
Star Wars - Episode 3: Mia Sara Naked.
Classic.
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:39,
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Star Wars - Episode 3: Mia Sara Naked.
Classic.
Legend.Wearing clothes, but making pretence at being innocent.
Filthy harpy!
*rubs thighs*
(Filthy harpy!
*rubs thighs*
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:41,
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You might think Mrs Blair is pretty upside down
But check her the right way up!
Source!
Old Optical illusion trick this is
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:52,
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I found that really quite funny.I am not sure it is the giddiness brought about by it nearly being the end of the day but I shall WOO it anyways!
Danblez,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:55,
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Oh dear noI've had too much to drink as it is....
Yes, she's scary upside-down (but I dare you to Google a picture of Mrs OR Mr John Howard, First Womanthingy and Prime Minister of Australia, upside-down and tell me if they are scarier...)
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:56,
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Yes, she's scary upside-down (but I dare you to Google a picture of Mrs OR Mr John Howard, First Womanthingy and Prime Minister of Australia, upside-down and tell me if they are scarier...)
If they're in oz,aren't they upside-down already?
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:01,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!You're right...
It's scarier....
*Desperately phones Air New Zealand, QANTAS, United, Emirates, Singapore Airlines, British Airways, Garuda, JAL, Air Pacific, in fact ANYONE who flies out of the east coast of Australia... that photograph traumatised me so much....
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:22,
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It's scarier....
*Desperately phones Air New Zealand, QANTAS, United, Emirates, Singapore Airlines, British Airways, Garuda, JAL, Air Pacific, in fact ANYONE who flies out of the east coast of Australia... that photograph traumatised me so much....
Of course it doesn't helpThat you can't spell for shite...
manipulating images is one thing, girly, but not being able to spell is quite another...
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:46,
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manipulating images is one thing, girly, but not being able to spell is quite another...
Crivens!Thats most confuzzing and slightly worrying.
69's for Tony from now on then...
Woo to the upside down imagary
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:59,
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69's for Tony from now on then...
Woo to the upside down imagary
and YOU can pickin what order (left to right)
3am here - oh dear GOD I need SLEEP....
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:00,
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3am here - oh dear GOD I need SLEEP....
That's my favourite movie-on-the-web *ever*...fact.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:59,
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Podgy little thing
That's my excuse for the file size and I'm sticking to it.
ohdear,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:52,
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Well I sniggeredWoo!
(By the way, I would just like to make it plain to everyone that although having a decent job is far preferable to being dole scum, when the work piles up as much as it has done in the last week, making your eyes bleed through lack of sleep, it's not much fun...)
((By the way, I would just like to make it plain to everyone that although having a decent job is far preferable to being dole scum, when the work piles up as much as it has done in the last week, making your eyes bleed through lack of sleep, it's not much fun...)
TV's Nosemonkey,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:59,
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Well it's past 3am herewhich might explain why I laughed at that...
Another explanation is that I'm bipolar, insomniac, and currently (it seems) unemployable....
But the first was funnier so let's go with that
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:03,
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Another explanation is that I'm bipolar, insomniac, and currently (it seems) unemployable....
But the first was funnier so let's go with that
Last week's routine:Get up 6:30am; work til 8:30; got to work; work til 5:30; go home; have dinner; work til 2:30; go to bed; rinse and repeat, except Saturday and Sunday, when going into the office was unnecessary, so it was just a 6:30-2:30 day with two half-hour meal breaks.
Fun. I love deadlines.
(Fun. I love deadlines.
TV's Nosemonkey,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:06,
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Can we swap?After a week like that I'd probably have a spazz at an employer that was worth videotaping....
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:17,
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Not my employer's faultmy own for taking on too much freelance stuff. Unfortunately, deadlines changed so that everything coincided. Joy.
( TV's Nosemonkey,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:30,
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CoolV original! Surely Slack Sabbath though!
Just being picky really, it's still very woo!
(Just being picky really, it's still very woo!
Netspore,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:07,
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no one wants to play with eddie
badly converted from my cartoon strip... sorry about the poor drawings of the two kids playing- i had to do them with a mouse...
/excuses
Aww lookThe grim reaper has a fishing/butterfly net.
Perhaps he just believes in catch and release these days ;-)
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:02,
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Perhaps he just believes in catch and release these days ;-)
i would think soimage popped up on the board earlier and dissapeared again.
very nice man to meet, but has the wierdest shape for making shirts for(used to work for his tailor)
(very nice man to meet, but has the wierdest shape for making shirts for(used to work for his tailor)
Ulic hissing slightly,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:54,
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is there any other kindof ronnie corbett?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:58,
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Thankyoufor the extra laugh.
I was laughing already at this pic, and then your comment struck a nerve...
woo to the pic
and yay to you, sir (or madam, as the case may be)
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:06,
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I was laughing already at this pic, and then your comment struck a nerve...
woo to the pic
and yay to you, sir (or madam, as the case may be)
so I said to the producer"woo yay"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:55,
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Well, if they were empty wrappers then scale ex-twixbut as they are full, they are merely "Electric Racing Chocolate covered Biscuits with Caramel" (TM)
or something like that
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:43,
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or something like that
There's probably a word in German that means"Electric Racing Chocolate covered Biscuits with Caramel"
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:46,
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Elektrischelaufendeschokoladebedecktebiskuitemitkaramelfor example?
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:49,
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Elektrische laufende Schokolade bedeckte Biskuite mit Karamel™surely
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:53,
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is iteleccyraccilatocovebiisecswovcuramale?
Damn germans with their huge words
(Damn germans with their huge words
anythingbutthisactually,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:49,
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Hurrah for germansand their disregard for punctuation and grammar.
Theoretically, there is no upper limit for german word length. In practice, germans need to breathe.
(Theoretically, there is no upper limit for german word length. In practice, germans need to breathe.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:52,
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one could dispute your last assertion /xenophobe
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:53,
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"Flaumig"apparently.
[edit: Google translates "fluffy" to "flaumig" but can't translate it back into English. :/ ]
([edit: Google translates "fluffy" to "flaumig" but can't translate it back into English. :/ ]
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:08,
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Haha!Last time I was in Germany, total strangers kept asking me for directions. In German. And not all of these strangers were German. I don't speak a word of German, but can only assume I have the look of a native. It was bewildering.
Either that, or I'm stupid for being surprised by people talking German in Germany. Yes, that sounds more likely...
(Either that, or I'm stupid for being surprised by people talking German in Germany. Yes, that sounds more likely...
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:05,
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last time I was in germanyI was asked the way to the youth hostel.
Which was astonishingly convenient as "where is the youth hostel" is the only non-beer-related phrase I know in German and I was coincidentally on the way to the youth hostel.
ever start a sentence and wish you hadn't bothered?
(Which was astonishingly convenient as "where is the youth hostel" is the only non-beer-related phrase I know in German and I was coincidentally on the way to the youth hostel.
ever start a sentence and wish you hadn't bothered?
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:12,
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At least you came out of that looking less stupid than me.Germany and Germans are lovely, but the diet of würste und bier doesn't really agree with me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:15,
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with a name like monster munchI'm frankly surprised that you're surprised by anything.....
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:14,
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bad seventies please(not at all sorry)
edit a bad eighties twix joke would have the punchline of
'you only get two fingers in a twix'
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:44,
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edit a bad eighties twix joke would have the punchline of
'you only get two fingers in a twix'
my daddy always said"if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all fuck off you colonial upstart"
or something like that ... the beatings have affected my long term ... thingummy
edit: and there's no apostrophe in 1980s
(or something like that ... the beatings have affected my long term ... thingummy
edit: and there's no apostrophe in 1980s
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:50,
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theres no apostraphe becausewe were all yuppie scum too busy making money for Thatcher
(when I say we thats the royal we, who were also very busy making money)
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:55,
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(when I say we thats the royal we, who were also very busy making money)
Yes the beatings must have affected your memory
My dad was a B3ta wannabe
Look at these analogue 'shops' he did of me and my brother in the late 70s! The latter is his attempt at making me and my brother into the Ready Brek kids.
Thy Maker Has it really been that long?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:38,
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woo!real-life burn tool
( Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:39,
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I was going to point my dad to this thread.A kind of tribute to his image-wizardry genius. Don't think I will now ;)
( Thy Maker Has it really been that long?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:42,
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NahDon't worry about it - I'm sure he won't mind :)
( Thy Maker Has it really been that long?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:44,
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That's aceyay for dads everywhere, especially me.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:42,
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cooldid he do the readybrek effect with a light in the darkroom?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:45,
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As I remember... we had to sit incredibly still while he drew an outline around us with something. Actually, that could just be his 'magic' explanation for it, when in reality he did what you suggested...
( Thy Maker Has it really been that long?,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:49,
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that was alternative twolong exposure
draw around the kids with a torch
then flash
you must have been jolly well-behaved kids
(or bribed)
(draw around the kids with a torch
then flash
you must have been jolly well-behaved kids
(or bribed)
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:03,
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"Buy a housein Sellafield" as they said on "Not the 9 O'Clock News"
Or was it still known as Windscale then?
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:47,
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Or was it still known as Windscale then?
Class!nothing like oldschool shops. I wish I'd had my digital camera in time for the real world shopping compo.
Outside of this website that sentence makes little sense.
(Outside of this website that sentence makes little sense.
WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:17,
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Sherbadore Dali
My cat Sherbert likes to do impersonations.
my first 'real' photoshop pic
My GodThats Very woo
allthough, needs more strange Dali things, that he used to draw
like kittens, penguins, domokun, goatse, the Quo and Chump Manbear
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:42,
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allthough, needs more strange Dali things, that he used to draw
like kittens, penguins, domokun, goatse, the Quo and Chump Manbear
*groan*but woo nonetheless
which proves that I need sleep (2.45am here)....
(,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:44,
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which proves that I need sleep (2.45am here)....
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