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It's Cold Outside

There's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone
more or less
let me fly, far away from here
fun fun fun
in the sun sun sun

(I think Shatner should've sung this)

I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals
nibbling at my toes
fun fun fun
in the sun sun sun

(b3rl1n, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:31, archived)

Red Dwarf's great!

So's that picture!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:34, archived)

Yay nibbly goldfish

I like nibbly goldfish. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

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valley, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:54, archived)

woo!

my 4th series DVD set has been ready to post all day from Blackstar but they haven't posted it yet :( maybe I'll get it by the weekend, it's not due to be released till monday anyway

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:51, archived)

Part Four.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:30, archived)

very nice!

a little 'explodingdog' tho' :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:31, archived)

i know.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:35, archived)

Ahhh

loverly.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:31, archived)

(Corn Dog, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:46, archived)

just keep spinning, just keep spinning....

im afraid its flash so just a link ...

homepages.nildram.co.uk/~78gfd/b3ta/spinner.swf

if you watch it spin 1,437 times a surprise will appear

(anon_12765, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:28, archived)

the surprise would not be

projectile vomiting by any chance?
After all that spinning.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:31, archived)

utterly, utterly fed up with chirruping all evening

someone suggested they try trad jazz

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:23, archived)

very good

if you shrink it

it'll help the file size be smaller

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:27, archived)

I think it's great this way

but then I'm on broadband.
Anyway: a woo, and a yay to the pic.

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azerty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:30, archived)

It's not too big for the board

although it could perhaps be optimised more.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:31, archived)

i did try de-bigulating it

but it looked very poo

and i thought 200k would just sneek in under the size limits

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:33, archived)

200k is fine for a detailed anim like that

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:34, archived)

Try

64 colours, 25% dithering and 20% lossy

That would make it just over 100K and not decrease the image quality too much.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:35, archived)

nice

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:30, archived)

most woo

and very yay too

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:30, archived)

After a hard day

panning for gold, there's nothing more the 49ers liked than sitting down to a freshly barbecued meal...

THERE'S PLATYPUS IN THEM THAR HILLS!

(Phil The Easter Chick, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:23, archived)

Monkeymanthing

(stawkaww, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:22, archived)

I recognise that man!

He was originally in this pic: (till i got hold of it)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:23, archived)

hahah!

dammit yours is better than mine ¬.¬

(stawkaww, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:24, archived)

disturbing

and nice!

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pixel8.org, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:24, archived)

...........?!?

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:21, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:25, archived)

www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:28, archived)

That's a little strange.

Woo.

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Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:25, archived)

Should I run

or should I woo?

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:25, archived)

Do both

if you go fast enough there would be a cool kind of
doppler effect as you run past

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:26, archived)

thats

almost a song is that

(flibble-san, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:26, archived)

Cornwall ???

I'm from Cornwall and I don't get it ????

(fcknuts, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:39, archived)

Its surreal

and I like it

(Goodie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:46, archived)

"I'll get me coat"

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:19, archived)

'tis good.

'tis good.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:21, archived)

Which way is Hull?

/Straight down.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:21, archived)

just follow me..........

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:22, archived)

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:29, archived)

ooooooooooh

your going to hull

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:22, archived)

good but...

it's been done

woo anyway :D

(flibble-san, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:25, archived)

oh yes

(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:27, archived)

Just leave your nuts on the keyboard and back away slowly...

Biggerer!

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Goatpod, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:14, archived)

I love the expression on his (its?) face.

Priceless.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:18, archived)

wonderful..............

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:18, archived)

Leave my nuts where?

The will eventually start to follow me if I back away

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:19, archived)

well, you'll just have to cut them off

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:21, archived)

he's he's he's

looking at me

backs away slowly

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:20, archived)

waaah!

take them all!

TJ: As this site is world-famous for it's members who know all about wood and timber products, does anyone have a rough idea how much i could expect to pay for "fuckoff big sheets of 3/8 plywood?"

i knew you would.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:21, archived)

Spin "Doctor No"

(Sigma5, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:14, archived)

whats his catch phrase?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:19, archived)

Come come Mrs. Pickford.

It's only a vegetable.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:21, archived)

Tony Blair's teeth are too good

But I like the thinking behind the pic.
Woo to Powers That Be

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:34, archived)

restaurant gimmicks

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pixel8.org, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:57, archived)

where did you meet him?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:02, archived)

or did he?

tj: how much does copywriting cost? and how do you do it?

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:03, archived)

5 dolla for sucky sucky

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:04, archived)

it's $10

no?

me love you long time

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:05, archived)

No. For fourf time it fifteen dorra each!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:06, archived)

bjork does it for free

she loves the cock

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:07, archived)

i just made it up as i went along

anyone have that prostitute blog?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:06, archived)

try

searching the newsletter, i think they mentioned it there

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:08, archived)

love you long time 10 dollor

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Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:05, archived)

For what?

[edit] Oh. Copyrighting? I thought you said 'copy writing'.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:05, archived)

animations?

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:07, archived)

Everyting you make (which is original) is copyright.

Whether you can be bothered to chase down people who are using your work is up to you.

IANAL. (fuck off)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:12, archived)

nowt

and my understanding is that you don't actually have to do anything (other than create the piece in the first place.) feel free to slather ©opyright notices all over it if it makes you feel happier.

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robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:06, archived)

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:10, archived)

i just put it on there

for the heck of it.

free advertising i guess.

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pixel8.org, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:12, archived)

You automatically own copyright

on any creative things you make - it is simply a case of being able to prove you came up with it in the first place.

Suggested ways to do this are:

1) Leave a copy of it with a solicitor - it costs money but will definately stand up in court.

2) Leave a copy in a safety deposit box in a bank - many banks do this for free if you are an existing customer.

3) Post a copy to yourself registered post, then don't open it - the postmark should act as proof of the date. Not foolproof though.

Of course, if you are talking about b3ta stuff then you probably have foregone any rights to copyrite ownership if you stole somebody else's picture as your source.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:14, archived)

Re: number 1

I did this with an ambient (Eno style) tape I made. I lost the original and so had the solicitor. Just as well I had never played it to anyone. He waived my fee as I was a fucking dunderheed.

It was really shit too.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:17, archived)

made a super quick pikey car again

sorry for shittness it didnt take very long =S

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:57, archived)

really rather woo

hide it pronto b4 my spidey bf wants to know where he can buy one

(bum plops, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:59, archived)

rather good

for the bits you change, are they bits off other cars then?

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:59, archived)

yes and no

depends
quicker ones (15mins -1 hour)
usualy
eg
mazda
longer ones i usualy airbrush
this is a crap example though...
audi

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:02, archived)

the audi

link didn't work

edit: thats some damn good work on that car

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:04, archived)

try now

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:06, archived)

yup

its alright

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:06, archived)

These are supremely silly.

Keep up the good work!

Could you do a bus or a tractor or something?
Or a robin reliant.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:10, archived)

tractor sounds quite hard

but it would look very good

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:12, archived)

No!

A kitten!
Something fluffy and nice! Not another car for muppets to drool over...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:17, archived)

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:38, archived)

Yowza

That's some nicely done 'shopping, but truly gruesome results...put your talents to good use and erm, shop some kittens instead!

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:14, archived)

it again but use a Honda Civic

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Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:00, archived)

an Nova

(Cockfosters!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:01, archived)

Nova?

I see 14 year old kids driving them up my street!

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Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:03, archived)

How about a...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:02, archived)

heh heh

thats fantastic

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:16, archived)

Herb Soup

"off ~~road~~ piste Lindsay"

(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:20, archived)

see no shitness. 'Tis woo.

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:02, archived)

i really like that

so have a little dancing stickdude

(stawkaww, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:04, archived)

On the theme of cars

have some saxos

(generalname, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:07, archived)

woo, can i join in?

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:15, archived)

Top work.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:32, archived)

Very

Woosome.
Do an Echo!!
Plllleeeaaaassseeeee!

(Willabark Miss Adventure, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:33, archived)

I love this cartoon!

Check out this cartoon I found:

Warning - swearing

www.securesite10.com/%7Efatpie/jim6clip.rm

(GARY R., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:55, archived)

there's 53

seconds of my life that i can never get back.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:57, archived)

rant

I HATE REALPLAYER

end rant

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:57, archived)

I think real player is wonderful

it allows me to listen to hours of fantastic stuff on the BBC website.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:58, archived)

apart from that its...

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:58, archived)

...Monty Python's Flying Circus.

/its.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:30, archived)

thats is

the only reason I still have it installed

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:00, archived)

It doesn't bother me at all

it plays my real files when I ask it to and does nothing the rest of the time.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:00, archived)

Then what you need is

Real Alternative. And Quicktime Alternative. Throw either of those into Google, my friend, and STEP INTO THE LIGHT.

(aden_nak, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:30, archived)

Or...alternatively...

Click on any of the links we've already posted?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:35, archived)

realplayer is for cock suckers

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:58, archived)

Jeeesus....

Use Real alternative for windows media player then ffs...
Download mirrors here

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:01, archived)

i know its really bad like but...

i just can't stop laughing at my own attempts at doing the hand holding the milkshake...

sorry!

oh whoopies all round...fp!!! ta all.....i'd like to thank god....my family...blah blah

(bum plops, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:50, archived)

That

is amazing!

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Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:51, archived)

your name makes me want to poo

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:52, archived)

thanks?????????

???????????

(bum plops, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:52, archived)

I'd often wondered if bum really did plop

Now I know that it does.
Education can be fun!

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friendlyfire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:54, archived)

if you eat orange juice your poo goes blue

100% fact

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:55, archived)

if you can ''eat'' orange juice

there is someting wrong with it....

and u deserve to get bum plops

(bum plops, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:56, archived)

Once upon a time

there were (or maybe there still are) Octopuss-shaped sweets wich made it turn green and that really is a fact.

(nitricacid, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:01, archived)

Kinda related...

Anyone know if Navy-blue brainwash is still available anywhere? T'was a 'soft' drink with all sorts of stuff like capsicum, guarana, chilli, mad stuff you wouldn't want in a drink...
dyed your lips blue, teeth blue, gums blue, your piss blue and your poo a nasty shade of green...god knows what the hell was in it that did all that but it was great stuff...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:25, archived)

hehe

top notch idea!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:52, archived)

Fabulous

Woo, Yay, and possibly also a Houpla!

p.s. top tip: do it big then shrink it when you've finished, it automatically anti-aliases.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:59, archived)

damn that anti-aliases stuff

*wot's that then?*

(bum plops, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:00, archived)

Nooooooooo!

Wrong on so many levels. But woo.
But nooooooooo! But woo. But nooooooooo!

She may have been a whore, but jesus wept you would, even if Peppard was still in there. You may even have used him as a birth control device.

Aaaaaarghhh. I loved you Audrey. Why did you leave me?
Answers to [email protected]

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:59, archived)

excellent

fp too

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:01, archived)

way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoopies all round!!!!!!!!

(bum plops, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:02, archived)

Redex

Shoot. FP, and all I get is X.
Waaaaa.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:13, archived)

Yahooare all

gay. FACT

(jumpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:16, archived)

me is new to all this malarky

any ideas how not to get darned red xs????

(bum plops, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:18, archived)

if you use

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta to host the file
and thgen edit this post to put in the new url.
temporary solution

(Choaderboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:22, archived)

thank

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

mwuah mwuah

*how long does it stay there for???*

(bum plops, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:27, archived)

three or four days

get some cheap hosting in the meantime, or you will have a redex in your profile.
That's the thing about front pages - I had my bandwidth used up in an afternoon when i got one (rare occurence).

(Choaderboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:42, archived)

How in God's name

Did a redex make it to the front page?

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:22, archived)

awww

don't pick on ickle moi

trying my best to get my head round all this - had it on yahoo and just having a jukey at that msn communities malarky to try and sort it

some nice wee soul helped and i fink its sorted now

*breathes out* phew!!

(bum plops, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:25, archived)

we dont serve

milkshakes during breakfast.
100% FACT

(dan_clarkie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:16, archived)

WE?

You want to imply that you work for THEM?

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azerty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:50, archived)

re:the hand

i'm laughing sir.
thats some freehand limb drawing skill you have there son.
brilliant

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:46, archived)

hmmm

(chegosaurus sucks at b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:23, archived)

Shouldn't it be

..Audrey Heartburn?

(Elma Fuddbo, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)

Aaaaah!!!

What have you done to Audrey? Is nothing sacred?

...

Scratch that. Of course not. Mucho giggles.

(dragonrose, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 4:52, archived)

BEETROOT

Now that really does make your poo do funny things. Only yesterday after my daily dose of Beetroot I was sitting on the loo and this turd told me a great joke about some bloke farting

(pussypoop, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 10:15, archived)

In a fit of insanity I decided to create a gif sketch show - is wittingly called 'Chimney Sweep's Flying Cactus'. Above is scene two of episode one. Visit my profile for scene one and any information on CSFC that you may wish to view.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)

wow

what do you do for a living?

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Koogas, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:49, archived)

sell eggs

at low low prices.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:49, archived)

are they battery eggs?

EDIT How rude of me that picermature be like totally woo

(Cockfosters!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:51, archived)

picermature?

is that a word?

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:53, archived)

or are you just plesed to see me?

(Cockfosters!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:54, archived)

is your name john

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:51, archived)

but i know someone called john

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:52, archived)

is your name john?

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:53, archived)

john's a rubbish name

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:54, archived)

are you dave?

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:56, archived)

my name isn't that common, but it isn't incredibly rare either.

and it isn't dickwad.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:57, archived)

I have a name that nobody can spell

ever

(Cockfosters!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:58, archived)

Your just embaressed that your name is

Sir james cuntymints

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:59, archived)

People can spell that though

(Cockfosters!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:00, archived)

you can't

hahahahahahahahaha

nugget

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:01, archived)

Sir james cuntymints

pig fucker

(Cockfosters!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:02, archived)

forgot the capitals

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:06, archived)

is it ben?

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:59, archived)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:01, archived)

thats me

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:57, archived)

honestly:

i'm still at secondary school

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:53, archived)

marry me

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:49, archived)

you scare me

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:51, archived)

heheh

i suppose that means you like my bjork then eh?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:53, archived)

*wimper*

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:55, archived)

don't worry son

you'll learn about these things when you're older...

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:57, archived)

don't patronise me

i hate patronising people

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:57, archived)

of course, so do i

hey, howabouts you come and take a look at my little suprise?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:59, archived)

awwww

isn't that nice...

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jme, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:59, archived)

;)

nuggets

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:00, archived)

*toot*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:49, archived)

I was merely smiling

until the "watch" line, at which point I hooted like a bipolar owl at the top of a mood swing.

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friendlyfire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:51, archived)

that hat thing

is genius

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:52, archived)

Im scared now... looked at mushrooms profile and he has posted 6666 messages

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Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:47, archived)

shit off you fuck head

pecker loves you

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?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:47, archived)

does pecker love me?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)

yes

(

?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)

you wouldn't be saying that if you weren't gay!

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:52, archived)

so i would be sayng it if i was?

(

?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:54, archived)

ahhhh

get the tinfoil hats!

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)

i piss from my nose

(

?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)

that must've

taken alot of training

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:50, archived)

Whoever hid Pecker's Ritalin,

give it back now or there'll be trouble.

(tomsk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:50, archived)

For valentines day and all :)

(stawkaww, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:43, archived)

i bet animated

love hearts are'nt cheap

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:44, archived)

theres this cuntry where they charge

cock all shalls we say

(

?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:46, archived)

is it live

or is it memorex

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)

that is

such an ancient advert!

(

Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:50, archived)

tuesday

(

?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:50, archived)

that is

wicked!

*finds email address of evil ex*

(

Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:45, archived)

my girlfriend gave me one of those....

well, if i had one she would've

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:45, archived)

Why

do i get the idea your not in a happy relationship?

(

Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:45, archived)

the new version of opera

appears to be a pile of arse

(

lemony, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:46, archived)

whats wrong with it?

crap at gifs?

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:47, archived)

it just doesn't work....

crashes lots, after the second time i ran it it refused to show the main part of the browser where the pages are displayed and the panels/toolbars don't load properly

(

lemony, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:49, archived)

what's the bets

that fridays challenge will be love/valentines related?

PROOVE ME WRONG!

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:56, archived)

Now available in Burberry

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:40, archived)

ah blueberry

wat a pikey

(

?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:41, archived)

Not as pikey as this pearoast

(Crunchy Frog?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)

Now that's

just silly.

But not as silly as this:

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:50, archived)

Heil Herbie!

(Crunchy Frog?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:51, archived)

do you think driving

that would class as behaviour likely to cause unrest?

(

Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:53, archived)

It would

if you used the machine guns and nerve gas.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:55, archived)

well, if fonts have to be deleted

due to having swastikas in them then possibly you might get told off for driving a hitlercar

(

Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:59, archived)

Also

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:54, archived)

That thing there

that Des says, I think that's the best piece of advice Ive
heard for a long, long time

(

The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:42, archived)

he he

poll: what do people say most? Chav or charv/er?

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:42, archived)

I say Ned

actually, they're a slightly different breed from a similar genus, however

(

The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:43, archived)

shave

(

?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:43, archived)

is that

an order?

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:44, archived)

yes

(

?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:46, archived)

I will

do as told

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:49, archived)

leeds:

charver

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:44, archived)

townie

or twat, both cool

(Cockfosters!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:44, archived)

townie

is better - shirty twat is one of my favs

(

Darkedge, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:00, archived)

It's "CHARVER"

in its original form. Anything else is a corruption on it, which was obviously going to happen since charvers ca'nt spel.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:46, archived)

Burberry?

I had a gran who made Burrberry muffins

(

Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:43, archived)

I hate your nan

(willem Dafoe and his cheesy napsack, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:35, archived)

I don't have a nan.

Woo to pic.

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Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:36, archived)

try having 3 babies

and see if YOU can take on 4 junctions of the M1 without having to take a piss before you judge me

(willem Dafoe and his cheesy napsack, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:41, archived)

i dont see why he would have to do that

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:42, archived)

Oh I'm a pikey are I?

I have a Ben Sherman shirt, now do you think I'm a pikey?

(willem Dafoe and his cheesy napsack, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:45, archived)

yes

Sportswear

Forget Saville Row tailoring, what your Chav about town likes to be seen wearing is branded sportswear! The bigger the brand name on the garment, the better! Look out for what was this summers classic, the pink Nickelson polo shirt and this winters classic, the sky blue McKenzie hoody!

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:46, archived)

well

yes, you do have sex with irish gypsies don't you?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:46, archived)

Magic darts.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:36, archived)

Is it

a horse?, is it a duck?, is it a iguana?

NO! its a Horduckuana!

(

Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:39, archived)

or an

iguoruck

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:41, archived)

ham sandwhiches

(

?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:39, archived)

i like

llamazards

best of all the zards

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:41, archived)

lurverly

nice neckage

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:43, archived)

errr

(UTB, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:34, archived)

Hehe

It's lemonys 'moderately eviler' twin Limony

(Cockfosters!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:35, archived)

my god!

i sign in and the first thing i see is my name... i'm truely famous

(

lemony, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:36, archived)

being the optimisation tutorial presumably?

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:38, archived)

yuppy!

and i have been asked to do two more, i'll start them this evening

(

lemony, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:42, archived)

what are these next two

on?

(

anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:43, archived)

shadows and masking,

i intend to combine them into a single larger "shopping a kitten" tutorial or something similar

(

lemony, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:45, archived)

yay

*just bought photoshop and can't figure half of it out*

(1, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:47, archived)

hmmmm i don't know why everyone trusts me on this

i'm not great with it myself, i've just learned by fiddling

(

lemony, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:51, archived)

lemons are easy to photoshop

i mean, you've made a huge impact on the board and it's members.

Really though, lemons are easy to photoshop

(1, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:46, archived)

sarcasm will get you nowhere!

*fetches whomping paddle*

(

lemony, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:48, archived)

Third Man?

/coat

(

High Lord Phanty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:40, archived)

Har de har de har

Mr Harry Lime

(

Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:42, archived)

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