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# With the infamous tagline "Thank you, come again!"

You just know there'll be a lot of sequels.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# ahahahhahahahahaha
thank you, steal again
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# doh!
excuse me i'm running on very little sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# You maniacs!
You built a Wal-Mart! God damn you... God damn you all to hell!
(dognutz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Have you seen the new remake?
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# very nice
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Woo for penguins!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# funniest thing I've seen today
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# thanks,
you lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# i concur
its hilaroius - congradul;ations
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Lovely.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# penguins are lovely
and I find it amusing that the north pole / south pole debate above has been deleted
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# It's a silly debate
since in version 5 of the penguin smashing game, the Yeti can hit them that far.

/edit: which explains the swollen left eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# So very, very tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# That's neat.
It made me grin.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# is the oxford comma of doom
reffering to the debate as to whether there should be a comma after "and"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Yup.
There shouldn't, at least not most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# What about an apostrophe
in the word "orange's" on any market stall, anywhere?
(Crunchy Frog?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# NEVER!
That makes me angry. Apostrophes aren't hard to use, people who make signs like that are fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Unless
it's to indicate that the orange does in fact posess something.
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Like what?
Peel?
(Crunchy Frog?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# price.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Yes,
but I was jumping to the conclusion that everyone apart from me was stupid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Here's another one
"handwritten" "signs" seem to make more and more incorrect use "of" inverted "commas". Anyone else notice this?
(Crunchy Frog?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Yeah.
That's awful. I mean, inverted commas are not hard to use properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# all punctuation is easy to use properly.
But until the majority of people start caring about it, it won't happen.

The NetworkQ near us has big stickers in the window saying :Vectra's and Corsa's

Makes me scream every time I drive by.
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# fine print...
VECTRA'S and CORSA'S
RAM MAY BE FLAKY
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# what
like the orange actually owns 30p a pound?
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# yeah
i've seen "menu's"
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# the owners
of said market stalls should all be shot
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# and their flesh sold by the
KILO!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# mmm,
fresh flesh
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# rubbish.
Show me where it says that...

Also the Oxford comma is used before an and that's part of a list, not just any and.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# hee hee hee hee
woo
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# very woo sir

just a quick blatant threadjack though.
you seem the intelligent type

I've just ordered a b3ta t-shirt thingies from that web place
any clues on delivery times.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# for me it was
2 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
#
ditto
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# did you pay special delivery?
i didnt.
as much as i want the t-shirt i wasnt desperate enough to shell
out the extra couple of quid
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Nope.
Took the cheapy option with everything possible.
2 days later a pissed off fella on a donkey came knocking on my door with a lovely t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# mine might take a bit longer
our postman's donkey collapsed on saturday delivering some
stone tablets to moses 2 doors down
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Was there
a choice?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Yup
well there is in the shop FAQ section
couldnt work out how to change it, but i wasnt going to pay
it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# mine came next day.
now i own a t-shirt of a website.

which makes me a proper geek. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# i really should order one
blimey. Life is unfair. I don't get a free one.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# being part
owner/designer thing you should get a freebie.
maybe we should dig deep and chip in as a thankyou for the site

i've got a 50p and half a digestive to start you off
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# i'll chip in
another half a digestive
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Take the money
out of icon donations. We won't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# nah - it's ok
we've gotta keep all the cash legit for the accountant / tax thingies.

I've got a t-shirt from the batch I made for the parties. I just don't have a NEW t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# I read that
"as the batch I made from panties".

'pologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# that's lovely
and made me go "wheeee!"
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# what lovely colours
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# More paintmashed guins.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Woo!
Why are they standing on rainclouds?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# They were meant to be
Rocks/pebbles - but you could say they're up in the clouds with their fluffyness :-)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Another Woo!
Warms me poor old heart, that does.
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# On the M6 this morning...
..and I saw this (newbie clicker).
Yup... that's how exciting my journey was.
(G-Funk, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Why do you have a camera mounted in your car?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# so he can remember where he's been
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# camera phone!
go directly to a jail near you!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# It's a phone camera y'know...
..I'm all modern now. Pity the car isn't tho..
(G-Funk, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# if you were driving
its just as illegal to take a camera phone photo as it is to make a call
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# seconded
unless you drive a bmw or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Haha!
Beemer drivers are cunts*.

*There may be exceptions to this, but I'd be quite surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
Mind Wee-Wee
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# It's true
I used to drive one, and I'm a cunt*

*100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# can i call you as a witness
when the court case comes up?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# sure
unless I'm busy driving around on my mobile phone*

*quite an achievement I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# is this becoming
an impromptu Beemer Drivers Anonymous session?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Anonymous?

bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# *points*
"cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# *waves*
BOLLOCKS TO THE LOT OF YOU. GET OFF MY ROAD

/cunt
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# *scratches beemer with keys*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# ha so it's true!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# bmw drivers are cunts
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# no, actually
Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers
(trimprop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# they are all Nazi's.
i should know, i drive a volkswagen
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Anyone with a more expensive car than yours
is quite likely to drive like a cunt, in my experience.
[edit: particularly any 4x4's.]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# and people who use the phone while driving
HANDS FREE OR NOT
are cunts too.

and people who wear the bluetooth headset all the time, 'just in case', are also cunts.

cunts, cunts, cunts.

cunty cuntycjkjfkljfdkjbkj
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# I was under the impression that bluetooth ear-pieces
came free with every beemer.
To complete the wanky look.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahaah
hahahahha *breathes* hahahahahaha
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# of course.
you're also allowed to mow down children.
its part of the service package.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# and scooter riders
/experience
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# It was mounted at the time...
... so that's OK officer.

I drive a Citroen. It's a creamy blob of steaming toss.
(G-Funk, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Nevermind that,
I think we all enjoyed venting our spleens over flash cars and mobile phones.
But well done, you!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I walked past
Rory McGrath last night
(Goodie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# surely you would have to
walk around rory mcgrath?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Are you Jonathon Ross
in disguise?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# nah.
i don't have a collection of gaudy outfits
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# through would be better
hairy talentless twat that he is

ok who dares wins was ok, but it was mulville did all the work! and do people care? NO!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# I saw him picking his nose once
at the zoo - stood by the roundabout
(trimprop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# i went to the zoo a few months back
and played "spot the nonce"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# did you play the original rules
or the extreme version?

original: follow suspected nonce and make notes on behaviour, eventually leading to their arrest.
extreme: point at anyone shouting "NONCE! NONCE! THAT PERVS A FUCKING NONCE!!! HE'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN'S EYES HE WILL!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# spot the nonce
my favourite childhood book

"here comes spot"
"see spot groom"
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# funny that...
I used to work there, and I testified against a nonce that we caught.
(trimprop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Send it in to
Viz. They're always looking to keep tabs on him. Leo Sayer too.
(Crunchy Frog?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# No real reason
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# all three heads are very scary
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# The big guy's name is John Duarte.
I know him, He's an arse. He's a bit mental too.. thinks he's god.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# who's the vampire?
salem's lot?
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# nah.
Got it off of a lady who stole it from a lady methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# damn those ladies
damn them i say
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# looks like one of the ones from blade 2
but they kinda look like the uber-vampires in buffy
that look kinda like the creature from that UNKLE video,(or was it radiohead)
that looks kinda like nosferatu
that look exactly like ... (wait for it) ... YOUR MA!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# i think god may look
like that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# is it Rik Waller?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# simply a headswap
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
dog looks suitably thoughtful.

fetch, darren, fetch!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Hmmm
some how just looks right
(Goodie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Wow!
Nice dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Aagh!
Invasion of the Bodysnatchers
the pods! the horrible pods!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# *points*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# urgh-
it gives me the shivers every time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# as it's wednesday
have another,slightly less happy tune
i did try to post this before but it was in yahoo briefcase and didn't work properly
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# it not working now
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# fixed
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Listening and liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# right I'm off
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# how rare
a meerkat being held by a weasel, inter-species love knows no bounds
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# I rather like
that.

Some animation might make it rude
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Just the one ticket please
Yay for Rod!
(drydo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# hellbound
la-la-la!
hellbound
la-la-la!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# you bad!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# did you make the picture jump...
or did that mammoth's landing make the camera jump?

(love it)
(trimprop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# crikey that's gotta hurt
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# have you got the link to tyhe original
?
(BigBobbyh, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Oi, thats the Cunt-brained old woman off
of mars attacks.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# holy shit
run woman run!

*fwap**fwap**fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# call from hades for you
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# who is
beelzedbub?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Careful Zippy, that's not a toy.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
oooooooh geoffrey !
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# he he
wasn't rainbow on ITV?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# not anymore
obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Gah
I think it was yes.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# this test card was used by itv as well...


i shouldn't admit to knowing things like that in public"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# haha
I wanted him to shoot the clown too!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# haha
Rainbow snuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# OMG!
The clown was a real person after all!

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Yay
There's some great stuff on the board today
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# haha!
fabulous.

edit: 4000 posts. yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Yay
you!
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# have you
seen this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# yeah. kitten told me the other day.
i mailed them about it - apparently the site was done voluntarily by some local teenager.

they offered to take it down, but i'm happy for it to stay there. it's not a money-making thing & they seem alright.

i'm rather flattered by it actually.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# we rather
it liked as well, and cally park is only about 100 yards from where we live.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# good place
to score drugs and pick up whores too, apparently.

nah, good luck to em.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# CLAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# That
is very very good. I love the test card at the end. WOO!!
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# help im stuck
(PhilPhlegm, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Are you taking the piss?
/confused
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# I
see...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# No
eye see
(PhilPhlegm, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# no
it's an eyesore
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Shouldn't use 6" nail to hang a picture then
!
(PhilPhlegm, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# QuoStrike


I'm sorry i have no excuse :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
#
get your coat
(Pauld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# ......you've pulled



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# CounterQuo?
.
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# quo - hidden and dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# The Horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# is that
the quo or the fear
(BigBobbyh, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# whatever it is, it's horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# It's the Quo's shadow
Nicely done I might say.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Chewy liked to make an effort on special occasions
(Idid, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# hehehe
dlt rules...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# haha!
he shaved his face!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# haha
Love Han's expression
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# "I want to be loved you - just you - and nobody else but you..."
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# sweet merciful crap!!!!
wooyay

i'm off for a bit... see you all later
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# woo and all that, THREADJACK for compo
I just started a business doing home pc help, installing hardware/ software etc. home IT consultancy basically. I'm now making a website, but I can't buy the URL until I've named the company.
I was thinking of going with a medical theme along the lines of "PC Medic", or "PC Doctor" (if only so I can start calling myself Dr James Busta) but not naff. And also I'm not sure that having a medical ring to it can adequately convey that we (I) do other things than just fixing computers.

To summarise, here is what the name should try to encapsulate -
targetted at home customers, not business
Fixing computer problems
installing stuff
networking
professional yet friendly and all that rubbish
cheap

But to be honest I'll just go for a snappy name.

Oh, and I need a logo too.

Winner gets an Anime soundtrack of their choice (limited to 10 choices), or a pint, or both if it's really good.
(bustab, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# "The Net Vet"
Your PC got a sore paw?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# How about
www.whatamiyourpcfixingbitch.com

;)

Pint, please!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# As Roy Walker would say - "It's good,"
"...but it's not right"
(bustab, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# :¬)
Feel free to give me a job, instead...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# you never know
.
(bustab, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# call
it ken. ken's a good, rugged name.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Too obvious
There's already a home PC consultancy firm called "Ken"
(bustab, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# how about
stuart, then?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
bob the fixit guy?
ian the IT man
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# shall we just make your company for you?
:o0
(Pauld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# yeah
we can fix the pcs too
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# themanfromit.com
could have a little song...

i'm a happy little chappy
the man from i.t
with pencils in my pocket
the man from i.t

and a whistling chorus
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# I like this line of thinking
A popular tv program of yesteryear. Most of my customers are entering the "mature" age bracket.
(bustab, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# befuddled.com
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# you should be on
the stage
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I'm humming/whistling it already...
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# one day I'll record it
it's bit of an injoke with my g/f
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# You've said it now. You have to do it!
We have witnesses!

Record it, record it HARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Haha!
Once enough people believe that Excel is a database, then it will be...
Technically, it can be used as a database, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# i'm moving a company's records from excel to access at the mo.
they didn't even know you could have multiple sheets in one file, i now have to link 42 spreadsheets into one access database.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Multiple sheets in one file?!
I hate having to explain that to people...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Reminds me of a few
of my clients.

"But it is relational, you see, all the data is related to each other".

I think I broke down weeping.
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Not only related
but specifically offset as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# but the fact remains that it is not a DBMS
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Top and bottom links actually work!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# www.ITllbealrightonthenight.com
That is very good.
(bustab, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# bogoff.com
acutally works. the homepage of 'Stephen Bogoff'
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# HA HA
this thread is the bestest
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# www.shut_up_and_reboot.com
or

www.CalledUserNotThere.com
(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# ha like it
www.haveyourebooted.com
www.haveyoucheckedyourcables.com
www.ivegotthisSTUPIDwomanonthephone.com
www.manican'tbelievehowstupidthesepeopleare.com
www.icantevenusemyemail.com
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
fabbo! :)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# lets do an advert
"Are you having trouble accessing the internet? Free technical help available from www.icantaccesstheinternet.com"
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# he he
you just did it :) put the advert on the internet :)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# www.WhatAmIYourPCFixingBitch.com
?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Thief!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# It was such a good idea
i thought i'd re-iterate it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# I don't think he's buying it.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# how about easyPC
/easy peasey?
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# that's good
but probably taken
(bustab, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# www.BabbageBuilder.com ?
or: www.ilikecheese.com
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# ok
um
*scratches head *
breezy PC ?
As in "its a breeze with us'
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# OR
EZPC?
(bustab, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# easy PC is a magazine
i think
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I don't want to give
all my secrets away before I've had a chance to charge them money, now do I?
(bustab, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# i like it
IT'll-probably-work-again.com
www.atleastimhonest.com
www.noitdoesn'tworkand-NO-itcan'tbefixed.com
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# i liked
IT'll be alright on the night .com

how about www.12o'clockflasher.com
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Marilyn once won an award entitled
"The Girl Most Wanted to Examine, the 7th Division Medical Corps."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
#
and that's just the tip of the iceberg...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# euuuwwwww!






nice legs though...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# you
soooooooo would.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Afternoon.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# i love your new penguines
they're really rather ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# all puffed up and proud
cocky shits
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# wouldn't you be proud
if you were a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# the walking with eggs on my feet might enliven a dull breakfast
i guess
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# My eggs are
on my feet as it is.

*preens*
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Woo Yay! for
your penguin.
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# woosome


Watch out for the snow wales!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Woo!
Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# WOO! for 'guins!
afternoon already? dammit, perhaps I should do some work already
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Nah, why break a good run?
Have some tea instead. At the pub.
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# woo!
thats a rather nice penguin!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Makes mom like computers
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# also makes geeks like woolly jumpers
i.e.
it will make them positive towards jumpers
it will not make them similar to jumpers
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# ohhhhhh a knitting simulator in java!!
sounds exciting!!

wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# 'String'?
I thought jumpers were made from wool.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Pah!
Don't believe everything you read mate!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# my mum used to have a kitting machine
with a punch card for making patterns.

it were great.

she made my sister legwarmers with her initials on them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Day 7: Still no sign of hummus

But Hercule thinks he can smell something watching us.

(Previous episodes in profile, go on, clicky!)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# haha
classic devious eyes action!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Woo
YAY

I get to woo you at the right time today.
Those in search of hummus creatures are the best B3ta thingie at the moment.
(with lemonys fluff images second)

Woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# blimey, i hardly think my 10 minute mashes are in that league
but thankee

top stuff VMOS
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# aw shucks
you've embarrased emberassed embarese made me blush
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Awww.
Hercule and Steve are really rather Wonderful.


(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# you love the old
devious eyes, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Woo
Shifty eyes.
That dogs up to something.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
#
This is my interpretation of the film 'Bird On A Wire'. It may not be very close to the original plot, but then it's a long time since I've seen the film and my recollection is somewhat hazy. Anyway as i said it is purely my interpretation and so some deviances from the plot of the original are, in my view, permissible
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Arf!
Perfect cartoon-gravity-defying comedy timing there. Have a yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
marvel arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# haha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# heh
Nice ALT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Nice arse.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Thanks
I just had it stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# *flutters eyelashes*
why sir!
*wafts lacy fan*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# *wafts eyelashes*





*cries at scratched cornea*

ello!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahahahah fanfuckingtastic!!!!
woooo


but boo nay to using alt text instead of title
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# i thought it was slightly too long
to be a title
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# i had to turn images off to read it :(
title texts can be really quie long
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# i just learned how to use alt text
and i like new toys
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# now that's a much better excuse
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# BOING!!!
Not often that you get a remake better than the original

WOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# oh
that's lovely
(fook, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
HA HA HA
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# But but but
they're BIRDS, they can fly and wouldn't fall......

Woo to the pic of course!
(sionnach, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Pld
It made me giggle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:05, archived)

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