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# Smile! Life's too short........

speshly for bloggerheads/happy :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Kill it!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Sod that..
Photoshop it
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Aww sweet!
*looks again*
AAagh!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Just wait
That things got a double barrelled shotgun stuffed up that black void he calls a nose.

That eagle doesn't know whats coming to him.
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Noooooooo!
Run, little fella!

I'm off to hunt for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# happy hunting!
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# take this spear
may it bring you luck and lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# On second thoughts
££

Here's a couple of quid for some beans and a loaf of bread.....

(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# pft
you can't kill that with a spear
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Let's see if I can pull off that pwetty 3D stuff too...
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# How in god's name
do you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# For the love
of Paxman run wee man RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# bye-
buy
(Boomshanka, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Respect to long lost songs
and Camper Van Beefheart



sorry, it amused me...
(inablender, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Sorry..
... you've lost me there!!
(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# I assume...
you are refering to the "Camper Van Beethoven" song "Take the skinheads bowling"... a rather good tune if I do say so myself.
(Diesaloner, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Thank you..
I knew i was being obscure
(inablender, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)
# That would make more sense.
Not that I've ever heard any of their records...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)
# I think I'm hungry

Southerners click here if you don't get it

Edit: Link works now (Damn HTML)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# hmmm pie!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Mmmm
when come back bring 3.1428571
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# woo
i don't get it

is it holland's numbers
holland's numericalness
holland's 22/7
holland's maths

explain
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# II
is somut to do wiv sirkuls
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# maths circle number by holldand
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# It's a good answer
but it's not right.

/Catchphrase
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Holland's
meat pies. Famous (Northern) dish.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# twas a joke
i eat them all the time
gorgolicious
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
3.141592.. er, that's as much as I remember
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# mindpiss
but i win on digits remembered

www.b3ta.com/board/2853130
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# how about
3.1415926535897932384626433832795
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Or
3 . 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5 8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6 2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9 5 0 2 8 8 4 1 9 7 1 6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0 5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4 5 9 2 3 0 7 8 1 6 4 0 6 2 8 6 2 0 8 9 9 8 6 2 8 0 3 4 8 2 5 3 4 2 1 1 7 0 6 7 9 8 2 1 4 8 0 8 6 5 1 3 2 8 2 3 0 6 6 4 7 0 9 3 8 4 4 6 0 9 5 5 0 5 8 2 2 3 1 7 2 5 3 5 9 4 0 8 1 2 8 4 8 1 1 1 7 4 5 0 2 8 4 1 0 2 7 0 1 9 3 8 5 2 1 1 0 5 5 5 9 6 4 4 6 2 2 9 4 8 9 5 4 9 3 0 3 8 1 9 6 4 4 2 8 8 1 0 9 7 5 6 6 5 9 3 3 4 4 6 1 2 8 4 7 5 6 4 8 2 3 3 7 8 6 7 8 3 1 6 5 2 7 1 2 0 1 9 0 9 1 4 5 6 4 8 5 6 6 9 2 3 4 6 0 3 4 8 6 1 0 4 5 4 3 2 6 6 4 8 2 1 3 3 9 3 6 0 7 2 6 0 2 4 9 1 4 1 2 7 3 7 2 4 5 8 7 0 0 6 6 0 6 3 1 5 5 8 8 1 7 4 8 8 1 5 2 0 9 2 0 9 6 2 8 2 9 2 5 4 0 9 1 7 1 5 3 6 4 3 6 7 8 9 2 5 9 0 3 6 0 0 1 1 3 3 0 5 3 0 5 4 8 8 2 0 4 6 6 5 2 1 3 8 4 1 4 6 9 5 1 9 4 1 5 1 1 6 0 9 4 3 3 0 5 7 2 7 0 3 6 5 7 5 9 5 9 1 9 5 3 0 9 2 1 8 6 1 1 7 3 8 1 9 3 2 6 1 1 7 9 3 1 0 5 1 1 8 5 4 8 0 7 4 4 6 2 3 7 9 9 6 2 7 4 9 5 6 7 3 5 1 8 8 5 7 5 2 7 2 4 8 9 1 2 2 7 9 3 8 1 8 3 0 1 1 9 4 9 1 2 9 8 3 3 6 7 3 3 6 2 4 4 0 6 5 6 6 4 3 0 8 6 0 2 1 3 9 4 9 4 6 3 9 5 2 2 4 7 3 7 1 9 0 7 0 2 1 7 9 8 6 0 9 4 3 7 0 2 7 7 0 5 3 9 2 1 7 1 7 6 2 9 3 1 7 6 7 5 2 3 8 4 6 7 4 8 1 8 4 6 7 6 6 9 4 0 5 1 3 2 0 0 0 5 6 8 1 2 7 1 4 5 2 6 3 5 6 0 8 2 7 7 8 5 7 7 1 3 4 2 7 5 7 7 8 9 6 0 9 1 7 3 6 3 7 1 7 8 7 2 1 4 6 8 4 4 0 9 0 1 2 2 4 9 5 3 4 3 0 1 4 6 5 4 9 5 8 5 3 7 1 0 5 0 7 9 2 2 7 9 6 8 9 2 5 8
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# No!
Its
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# isn't it
3.1415926?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# I'm a southerner...
...I get it! I can also link properly too!!

see?
(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# "Nothing beats tucking in to a meaty mathematical constant!"
You northerners really are quite strange...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Why southerners?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# that's a little unfair
I'm sure not all southerners are too thick to know what pi is ... oh ... I see ... sorry ... as you were.

(groan btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# WOW!
The number 3 brand nationally in the frozen retail pie market.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Effort = Zero

Done at college
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# ANIMATE IT!


I want to see darth clench his fist and put it up his backside
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# that is sick


do it quick
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# make sure
there is a distinct lack of Goatseness.....otherwise i'll cry
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# mmmm.... education
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Taxpayers' money well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# It's Lunch
I put more effort into pictures during lessons
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# get
outside and play in the sun
kids today
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# If only it
was sunny :(
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# dodgyesque
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# yay for animation
(I'm an elastic firecracker, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# and yay
for the most tenuous repost!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Woo!
time for a pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# that guy
Has my hair




and i want it back
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# christ its ginger
let the loon keep it! ARF
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# yes
deadly sure
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
#
eep.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# here take it
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# someone
give him oliver's face
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Heheh nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# don't believe them.
TJ: I found this amusing, but are there any latin speakers here? Does this bird's scientific name mean what it looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# yes
it's migratory

edit: turdus means thrush disappointingly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# arf! the unluckiest bird ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I'm
from grimsby
of no relevance
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Unfortunately no
Turdus is the latin for the Genus Thrush.
So all thrushes, blackbirds etc are Turdus.
Blackbird is Turdus merula.
Song Thrush is Turdus mellifora.
Etc.
Disappointingly dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Yay!
for care in the community.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# its the new september
of our lives
search for thine heart within
die, beast
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# *Walks away slowly*
*Breaks into a run*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Mieow!


Oooo - lovely fake nails for your kitty.
(plankton, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# nail bar?
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Nail bar, nail bar, NAIL BAR!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# yay
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# harry hill?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# correct
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# yes.
I have no jokes of my own :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# there's only one way to settle this
FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU THINK???
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
#
/legs it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# kick
goal

(old hh)
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# curly wurly
liz hurley

/old skool HH
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# isn't it funny how messageboards
end up looking like their visitors?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# hardest garment to iron nof the week
made me laugh until my eyes bled
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# That was class.
As was the bit about the bloke resenting the birth of his daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# they're an alternative to having
the claws removed so it doesn't scratch the furniture, apparently.
(plankton, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Aww!
I can just see that with a crystal ball, y'know.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# she can put on
as much makeup as she likes.
She's still not getting served at the bar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# wash it...wash it hard........
NSFW
(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Was that REALLY
necessary young man?
(Small Green Hamster, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# i'm waiting for there to be some point to me watching this
but am in the process, er, watching it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Bandwagon???
Have a Jamie Oliver Reed repost

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Nice
pullover...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Hehe!
What is it with him and polo necks?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I believe it's because
He has No Neck...
(Small Green Hamster, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# They used tissue from his neck
when they did his tongue enlargement.
He wears them to cover the scars.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# how odd
mariakaf
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Shadows and Dust, Maximus,
Shadows and Dust.


...with a dash of Dill and a quick drizzle of olive oil.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Rod Stewart is so small, he can actually perch himself between girlfriend Penny Lancaster's mammoth fake tits.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# he's done
well for himself there
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Stealthy perching...
nasty tits
(Small Green Hamster, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# i still would.
fake or not.

and if you'd be a poof if you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# NORKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# odd
where's quo
they should be in the background somewhere
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Bandwagons
are for men with small souls.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# and everyone
knows what they say about men with small souls

eh?
EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# the have small
gloves
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Right!
*does touchy nose pointing thing at Market Man*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# yay
that's how i met my first serious girlfriend
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Is this
how flirting works?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# dunno
with my robot brain
ive never understood love

"I understand why humans cry - but it is something i could never do"
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# .

related repost
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Suicide forks?
:/
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# either they're fifes or they're KNORKS
KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Still look dangerously impractical, to me.
Unlike norks, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# But think of the Darth Maul
style light-saber battles you could have.

In miniature, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# You'd have someone's eye out, doing that!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:19, archived)
# In what way is it related
?
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# knorks
duh!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# nnnnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# knorks!!
love it!
(bullitt, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# that am specwooular!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# BLimey,
the newsreader from GMTV looks good with her nork out, don't she.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# And she has Gabby Logan's face.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# meet vivid and dicktoria...
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I'd
dick toria
(Mr That's Shit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# UUUUH!
AAAGH! Kill it! Kill it!
(Small Green Hamster, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# paris hilton
and cheech marin!
'kinell!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# I...
couldn't. No.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# for a share of their money*
i would.



*depending on %
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Grr
Muppety chump fukkers!




/drunk at work!

WOOHOO
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# i think a fwap is in order
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# just the one?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# yep
its the best way to do it
less messy
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# .
a) it only takes you one fwap to "get there"?
b) you produce more if you manage to last two fwaps?
c) you don't understand that it takes an amount of fwaps to create a wank?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# ill take all three
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Pirates of the Carribean anyone?
Elizabeth! ELIZABETH!
(microsaulxp, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Someone else did this better
And I just stole the idea like a thieving bastard.



Actually, I remember the day the Quo were first used! I was there on the day someone found the Quo image, and it became a day of "Put the Quo laughing at tragedies in the most tactless way possible." People with no imaginations put the Quo at the World Trade Center. Philosophical people put the Quo at the crucifixion. I put the Quo at Dunblane, but that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# b3talore!
don't you just love talkin' 'bout the good old days!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# im on a quest to find the new quo
the quo of 2004
watch out kids

woo to the pic btw
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Woo for the Quo
and woo for B3ta factets :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Can't you read?
(Idid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# don't get it
explainevous
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I can't be arsed
(Idid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Extreme Sports No.2: Lead caber tossing


No.1: 12G Basketball
(dognutz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# your pics are a bit blurry
or is it my eyes?
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# 100ASA film
should have used at least 400ASA
(dognutz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# *tut tut*
some people just can't respect the art of photography
(roomproject, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
#
do they have basketball in scotland?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Actually...
...it looks like caber catching, to me- and like he has gotten pinned to the ground in a very uncomfortable way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# GM crops mmmmmmmmmm
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# ich lovernstrßen
that pic
woo
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# right
since there seems a jamie oliver bandwagon going on..

(radja, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# shoot him hard
bang
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Why won't
he die!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# wooo to the pic
tj - the keybaord im using does not have a F5 button.
gawd darnit
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Made this ages ago

Woo to the pic btw (how rude of me)
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Is it
steven hawkings again?
(Mr That's Shit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Have you ever killed a man....? ? ?
Someone asking random questions at random people...

www.fuzzbass.co.uk/videos/murderers.rm

Just random =^___^=
(I helped save b3ta! KattNapp, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Are you with
the Police?
What's next? "Where you seen leaving 28 Withams Street in Stevenage on the night of the fourth?"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# ... =¬____¬=
...Run away !
(I helped save b3ta! KattNapp, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# my dad knows someone who knows sting
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# ken dodd's
dad's dog's
dead?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Blimey
I saw that painted all over London a few years ago - wazzit mean? Boggled my mind then as now. Problee disturbs Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's vet too...
(835Rocks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# His
accountant?
(Stacker, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# sharp
!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# just friends from way back
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Gary Numan
Went to my school.

Before I was there. I'm not *that* old.
(Stacker, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Is this about wrestling?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# 3K a second?
i'm on a 100MB/s line here for ffs.
*cancels*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# ...its not
my server just a radom page i found... ¬___¬
(I helped save b3ta! KattNapp, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# i wasn't saying it was
but i can't be bothered to wait 15 minutes for a file that could be downloaded in 2 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# A man? No.
Men? I'd rather not say on an unencrypted board.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# i killed a man once
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# nope.............
but i've killed a converstation stone dead many a time......
(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# am i too late?
Evil robot mouthed dirty fighter.
first pic for ages, so leave me alone
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# That's going to sting in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# woo
hulk hawkin
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Yes
Dinner was at one.
(Mr That's Shit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# shit
can i just have pudding then?

or straight out for playtime?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# steven hawking
does actually visit b3ta.com
(100% speculation)
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Only when
his misses is out shopping, thats when he sneaks out from under the stairs where she keeps him.
(Mr That's Shit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# apparantly he lives around here somewhere
(cambridge)
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# someone registered as profhawking?
first post was 5 huge images of stephen's special hot air balloon for sale
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# His sibling used to be my g/f's GP.
100% dull fact.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Syd Barrett lives near you too
now that IS a claim to fame.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# i thought he lived in west surrey
'round farnham way. near errol brown and brian blessed and titmarsh, i'm most probably very wrong tho.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Definitely
Cambridge.

He lives in Grantchester.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# ah ok.
gerald the mouse lied to me then. the bugger. and he said i could ride his bike.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# you have to forgive him
he is getting rather old.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# oooh errol brown!
his daughters went to my school...and brian may from queen's son went to the school next door. all 3 of them were evil little shits.
(I helped save b3ta! TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# ..
What, after he's shot his wad looking at robot porn?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Tsk
"When his missus is manipulating images with Adobe Photoshop..."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# .
I bet he loves the spaz gags.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# if he does,
i would just like to say that your "proof" of time anomalies around a point of singularity is just a speculation based on known observations, and yadda da yadda da no ones kept reading anyway.
and your voice is funny and you should get better software by now mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# yeah dude
voice synthesis is so much better now. upgrade you nob! you gould get a sexy american girl's voice instead - sex yourself up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# this pic again?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# "So... tell... me...
brother... What... you... going... to... do... when... Hawka...mania... runs... wild... on... you..."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# and-you-know
all-his-shootings-be-drive-bys
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# coz all my shootings be
drive byes
doo doo dee da da doo dee
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# ·I·will·dezztroy·you·at·King·of·the·Ring·
·bi·atch·
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Of all the pics I've seen today
That one made me laugh the most for some reason... wooyay!
(UnkleMunkle lurker extraordinaire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# broken
jamie broken
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# i'm jumping on!

(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Another in my series of depressing birthday cards.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Happy 90th Birthday
Not long now...
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Well I like it.
Cheer up though eh?

*offers a hob-nob*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I AM NOT UNHAPPY.
I AM OK. I am struggling with the same issues as everyone else: age, relationships, understanding life, envy, hatred, being skint, and leaving the house. LEAVE ME ALONE!
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
That's super!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# I like Michael Winner.
I wish I had a series of dinners in expensive restaurants with my young, busty companions.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# You forgot Pubic Lice
Or is that just me?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# see comment below re stress.
I have hardly any sensation in my fingers and toes, as a direct physiological symptom of stress.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# I ike hob-nobs


*steals rest of packet*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Naughty person.
*calls hob-nob police*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# you'll never find me


*hides in empty hob-nob box*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# *follows trail of hob-nob crumbs*
"Would you mind accompanying me to the station?"
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# aahhhhhh bugger
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Not that depressing
They'll cry for a bit, then forget why they're upset
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
ahahahahahaaaahahahaa!

*sniff*
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# they wont mind
at that age they probably wouldn't be able to
a) read the text
b) see the picture
c) open the envelope
d) hold their wee in 'till they get to the loo.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# and on a similarly cheery note...
I'm now signed off work for the rest of the week with severe stress and exhaustion.

I'd woo if I had the energy.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# aw crumbs. Get well soon sir
come down The Waverley on Thursday for a stiff drink. That'll cure you. I'll be singing. That'll make you worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# The Dedication
On this special day we wish you well
Be blessed with love and health
My goodness what's that funny smell
Oh fuck you've pissed yourself

Wishing you a happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# hehehe
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Race rigging latest
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# woo
!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
fab
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)

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