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# oh look- it's....
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# been done before
Only joking, nice work. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Aww!
Your username amuses me greatly, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# nice
(Market Man, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Clever
Verrry clever... (Woo)
(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# ... no-one can hear you scream
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# ...when you're a mute.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# or if your throat has been cut..
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# or if you're not screaming
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# or if you are in a mime troupe.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# or if you screamed just after everyone went to the pub
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# or if you screamed in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# what?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Or if you screamed in text


(noone can hear that)
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# sorry i was thrown by the stupid post.
if you scream in the woods the trees will hear you.

silly boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# next to the tree that fell over
and made no sound because nobody was there...



...or something
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# I can tell i have been on b3ta too much
cuz i see goatse in those star formations.

aaagh!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Talking of Goatse
does anyone else find this image disturbing?

It offers "complete penetration of hard-faced armour" apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# SFW?
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Yes
It's from the old Army website that someone posted last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Its sfw
some b/w image about a 16 inch.... bullet. :)
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# lol
/goatse brainwashed
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# And what about this one?
It was in my newspaper some days ago.
spacetelescope.org
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
#
what she said
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
#
ditto
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# AAAARRRGGHHH!
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Nice woo
I is honoured
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# That woo...
...is the best. Woo verses Editor anyone?
(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Oi!
I did that yesterday! Still cool though....
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Sorry
Was busy doing 'work' yesterday. I apologise for inadvertent idea theft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# No worries.
there more than enough fear to go around.....
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# have a roast pea


The great no hands
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Paranoid?
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Where does the camera plug in
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# You don't want to know.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# the man
from gaotse knows.
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Heh
He probably knows teh uplaod codez too. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# woo upla0d coeds pearost opporchancity
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Am i the only one
who has tried logging in to that ftp address?
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# nope
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Good
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Lassie has teh uplaod cod3z?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# "What's that, Lassie?
They're stuck down a well?"
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# good booooooooy lassie!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Who says these are just a way to make money???


clicky bigger
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Blimey
You need a bit of a reach to get up to that one...

Wooeth
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# no you don't
it's on a very short building

next to some very short trees
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# libertarian cretins
that's who

woo to the pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Or
anyone with a clue :-/
(Zineboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# I hate libertarians
with their'quiet please'
and"shhhh!"

ship 'em all back to libertaria I say
(pikey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Where did you get AT-AT? Where *did* you get AT-AT?
(Zineboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# It's
Edna.

RUN!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# heh...

that R |_| |_ 3 Z
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Eh?
R |_| |_ 3 Z?

Sorry, I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Oh, Rules.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# R=r
|_| = u
|_ = l
3 = e
z= s

rules
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Got it now.
Not down wid da yoof speek.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# L33T Speak man
it's the old new old shit way of talking.

for children who can't afford dictionarys.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# "dictionaries"
/pedant.






pwnt.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Hehe
Irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# pardon?

is that not what i said?

dictionarys are cheaper versions.

without the mistakes corrected before publication.

all true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
i hurt my brain!

if you can see why you can have a piece of toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# did somebody say...
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# That is brilliant.
Who did that? I'd love to see more of their work...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# ahahahahahaahhahahahahhahhhahhhahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaah
ahahahahahhaah.



*breathes*


hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha.
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# That made me laugh
and squinting at the signature suggests it was made by "ronodo" apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Squint, and think b3ta
I'm older than you. Wa, wa, wa, wa.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Bloody Hell
You are indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Oh crap. I forgot to change my profile.
I was veh veh drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# BRILLIANT!
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# grrr
i have the technology to destroy you all
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Dare you.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Rob's Destroying Us All Technology:
1. Thermos Flask
2. Pack of Hob Nobs (Milk Chocolate)
3. I Love Horses Issue #6
4. Table Salt
5. 99p pack of Sainsburys 'Blue Parrot Cafe' Bananas
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# spepper
is like burberry

only in a seasoning
(pikey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# for people who cant decide in the morning
whether to wear beige or tartan
(pikey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# how about some pie?
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# I would kill for a packet of hob nobs right now
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# rarrrr!
*has biscuit related fit*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# I have a pack
of Jaffa Cakes on my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# issue #six is out!!!

/grabs coat + stetson...
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# /grabs stoat
/and er.... cetson
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# of course
i meant to say 'micro-scooter'
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)
# milk chocolate?
HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# hahah
thats feckin' ace!
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# this was topical when I started it
but I am currently very slow...


big 'em up
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# is that Q in the middle
if so he's looking good for a dead bloke
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# yes
displaying his latest spying gear from... erm... beyond the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# just thought i'd check thats all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Ummm
why is there a goose-man? Is it a top-gun reference?
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# No, that's clive
he works for the UN now.

Clive
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Oh, ok
makes perfect sense now :)
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# more clive
is available from my profile if you feel the need to be enlightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Is that Don King at the back?
Or Kofi Annan?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Why would Tony and Claire
be spying on Don King I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# So you're saying
it don't need no Don?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Arrrgh! It's behind you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# YIKES!

i'm not turning the lights in the hallway off tonight then...
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Those eyebrows are back!
Run for the nearest barber shop! Help!
Deserves a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Derek and his reflection
part.... the one after the last one

Part the first one
Part the other one
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Woooo!
That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# splendiferous
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Woo
Yay
and Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# fantastical!
love the series
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Woo kittentastic
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Awwwwww!
That be woo!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# That cat is the
kjootest.


Much deserving of Woo!
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# V
good!
(Zineboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Woo and Yay
to the vampire kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# I love all of those
WYH
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# that
is delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Awww...
Can I have a Derek? That is the cutest kitten EVER!
(dragonrose, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# BRILLIANT!
FP IT!

FP IT HARD!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Excellent
nice fadage
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# One of natures most unpleasant animals
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# hehheheeh
is he hangin round outside specsavers?
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Yay for sloths!
Boo for chavs!
Woo for the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Pikey Sloath
I likes....!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Fuck me
there's some talent on this board.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# tanks :)
must admit there's been a lot of good stuff up to today.

bastard competition...kill them... kill...them...all
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Great pic,
but could anyone explain to me why anyone thought Burberry might look good?
It doesn't. At all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# oh i dunno
First there was tartan,..then beige,
now burberry

its's like fashion 'Spepper' tm
(pikey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# its very nice
as the lining for a very expensive raincoat

edit: btw did anyone see Brat Camp last night? fucking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Terry walked away with the Championship


(I helped save b3ta! syd, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Wooo Yey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# haha poor kitty
he looks a bit wob-eyed to begin with!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# hahahAHAHHahahhAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHahhahahahahHAHAAHHAhaHAHahhaAhahHAHHHahHAHahhAHahhHhHAHahAAdsf adsf sfg
fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# If the wind
changes, he'll stay like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# hehehheeh
woo! it's my ambition to be a gurner when me teeth go.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# sorry. only have "A mess Paint"
10p to who can get it



(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# what's going on?
that is both a question, and my answer
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# is it Afro man??? who is he?
(eyebrows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# 11... people... gay.jpg... 11 gay... gay 11...
look gay 11, hat 11 gay, hat gay 11, 11...

i give up
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# YOUR ALL
(MARVIN) GAYE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
#
gets my vote

X
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# /looks up
Is that a boy giving me a kiss?

Oo-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# your both
vikings???? go on. giv im a kiss
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Vikings?
Is that an euphanism?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# whats
a you 4 mism?
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# huzzah
we have a winner. send me all your (gay) bank details and i'll pay the money in
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# God,
everyone wants my bank details today! E-bay, Barclays, Paypal, some Nigerian and now you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# c'mon
do u want 10p or no?
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Whoodawiddlepoochywoochy...

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Kill it
now please
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# I hate those little fucking dogs.
KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# strangley
that looks like a cross between my housemate and and small sheep
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# are you
welsh?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# ahh how swee..
ARRRRGGGHH
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# oh soo cute
aarrrggghhhh

*runs to the hills*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# brillo!!

can i have my finger back now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Gnasher needs....
Exorcising
(its a bloody shambles, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Fucking mutt! Kill it...oh, wait.
I'll take two. I love it. He redeems hiself, in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# greg celebrates being cleared of doping charges

he bought the urine sample off E-bay.
quick and dirty response to this
tennis pennis
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Wooo!
he looks so happy...
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# give it
about thirty seconds
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Heh!
Wondered when these would start :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# suspicious chicken only plays doom rock

afternoon all!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Doom rock?
Doom Rocks!

(and so does suspicious chicken)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# art'noon
and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# I love you,
with my invisible art appreciation penis.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# oof, blimey!
that stings a tad, can you move it to the left? cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# can it deem art as being good
from 100 paces?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# wow.
now THAT is an invisible art appreciation penis.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Its amazing,
the last time I went to the tate modern I had a permenant art erection.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# ROCK ONNNNNNNNNNN
supoib
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# that's a mighty high chord he's playing
But her makes it ROCK
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# yeah, it's kinda goin'
WEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAOOOOAAAAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# plenty of whammy?
one sincerely hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# so much whammy he broke the bar off.
and it's still whammyin' on. check out the sustain.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# bravo!
I love this character.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Yeeeaaaaaah!
He's rockin to Mister Airplaneman, over here.

I LOVE this guy. Especially his round little feet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# ta v much!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Can you feel the love?

(if not, don't feel bad about it, It could be worse, you could be a scarab, and they're extinct)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Woo yay for flowerkitties!
It's all rather fluffy :-)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Ahhh
I feel all warm....


no wait I wet meyself :(
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Oooh
An excuse to post this:
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# aaawwww thats lovely
i really needed that after my day

(btw i am a scarab beetle, and i'm very much alive!)
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# i CAN feel it
it's nice
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Ian and Paul hated sharing a bathroom.

Especially when Ian caught
sight of himself in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Ian
doesn't look so bad....
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# if that's the bathroom
what's Paul drinking?

and woo to blobs with eyes
(teasus likes tea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# i think ian is saying...
'after you with the toothbrush i need to clean my eyeballs'..


(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Ta muchlee
Paul is drinking Offal Slug juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# WOO!
I was like this close* to shopping that ver same pic, but then I made flowerkitty instead


*1.2CM
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# googlage
its a piktur that screams out for photoshoppage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# "Your all Enola Gay"
Well i had a dream about this last night:



(yes i did watch Dr. Strangelove at a young and impressionable age.)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Yay!
I love that film :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# very nice.
and almost prophetic in an after the fact sort of way.
(yakmonkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Classic!!!
woo&yay
(Dunno, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I had a dream about the cling fim being on the inside of my sandwiches
most annoying

....not the pic, that am woo
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# i like it
but where are the anal apostrophe police?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# If your reply was intended for me
and you are referring to "Your all gay" then i think you'll find that on this board "your" is the correct spelling if followed by "all gay"

But then you wouldn't know that after only 8 days here.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# i remember now
been here for years.

i'm in a cog u know...
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# woo yay
but why is norman wisdom riding a bomb?
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# my mum and dad met norman wisdom at the airport yesterday

he tweaked my nephews nose and chased him all over the airport.

my nephew was scared. after all, he's three, and he just thought some mad old fucker was chasing him round the airport.

which he was. he's 89 yah know...
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Yes! It's just what I wanted.
I've had this image in my head for a while now. It's perfect. YAY! If I didn't have a semblance of respect, I'd steal it and post it on another board. A lot of people would love this!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Sorry for lack of picture
I've had a post of mine taken off the board from a page or 2 back, and I was just wondering why this was? Was it the link I put into one of the subsequent posts?

:(
(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# this one
might go too
(guinea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# sneaky suspicion...


MOD IT!!! MOD IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# was it SFW?
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# what was in the original post


if the mods are about and its deemed tasteless (which
is not alot of posts on this site) then its probably in there recycle bin
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# in 'there' recycle bin?
wares that?

/pedanticalness
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Not sure where it is
probably next to the one for the gramatically incorrect posts
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# possibly
and opposite the big 'Pedantic cunt' sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# that bin is only reserved for the people who know
that there is no plural to LEGO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# uhm...
does that mean it's reserved for you?


sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# me and thor


but mainly me yes

i like being pedantic about stuff like that with Yanks, that guy was so easy to wind up
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# There is
It's "lego"
(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# .
*dyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# This was the original post


Not offensive in anyway....unless you're one of the men featured there:P
(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# it could be
too large
(guinea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# It
it was too big a mod would link it
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# most likely reason i'd say
213924 bytes is that big?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# No
"Not if it's good"
-Rob 2004

And that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# is it kylie minogue?
and her sister doris?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# cos it was too big
most likely.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# What,
this post here? That's in this archive here?
It's a very good post btw, woo.
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# You found it!?
I couldn't find it anywhere, and I kept looking over the pages. I even ran a search but it didn't show up. Oh well, mystery solved, and thanks:)
(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# No problem.
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# board mess' up sometimes
its called technology.

it doesnt work properly.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Erm
The thread is still visible:

www.b3ta.com/board/2857844
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# well spank my gibbon
and lick my lepricorn!

so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# well spank my
ass and call me charlie
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Well lick my nipples
And drink my coffee...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# cream??
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Heretic!
It should be black*, and strong enough to tar roads!

Gah.

edit: *the coffee that is.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# just checking
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# No probs
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Well
we had some threadwasting fun
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# They always had more fun in my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# The Quo make that pic what it is.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# i like the way shipman is hanging around the front


/coat
/door
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# ahem. Yes.
I also like the way bin laden and saddam appear to be keeping an eye on old Harold. Well, they're both getting on a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# he only goes for grannies*

*police have never investigated his killings of men so this may or may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# None
of them seem bothered about the fear
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# where is the fear?????
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Behind
Charles Manson
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# see him now
SHHHIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# pissing jehovah
hadn't noticed the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Wootiful...
... simply wootiful. *wipes tear from eye*
(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# George is excited...
...He's in Heat.


(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# These
are wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Hehehe
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# that
rocks ;-)
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# I concur .... these are good
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# oh the punnage!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)

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