I had Britney fucked up the other day, though she puts a brave face on
Quick 'n' shit! - I'm off to lunch, see you soon! :)
is Alex still on her ownhave all the nasty flatmates lefted you?
(
GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:23,
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yesthey were my only friends I'm at uni in halls
and now no one talks to me and I sit alone in
lectures and have no life boo :-(
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:27,
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and now no one talks to me and I sit alone in
lectures and have no life boo :-(
don't be silly if you lose your alcoholyou can't get drunk
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:30,
archived)
i'm 85% teetotali only drink when my flatmates are complete knob stockings or i have something huge to celebrate
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:32,
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well as I have no friends it would mean drinking on my ownwhich is a bit sad so I don't bother :-)
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:33,
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ahh but I think that was the problem in the first placethey all thought I was crazy and strange
which I might well be
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:29,
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which I might well be
fair enoughi'm in a shitty situation at my uni too (Newport) no one really understands me or gives a flying fuck.. which is fair enough
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:33,
archived)
hehe nice to hear I'm not the only onein a similar situation horrible isn't it
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:35,
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yeah but we're here to study so we might as well waste our time onb3ta
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:36,
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hehe yeah I have internet access in my rooma nice fast LAN connection it makes me very happy
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:37,
archived)
With apologies to Matt Groening...
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:18,
archived)
searching for "Don't kill yourself it's only a forum"Hi All,
I am looking for one of the funniest pics I have seen on this site. It was "Don't kill yourself it's only a forum"
Can someone please re-post it if you have it or mail it to me [email protected]?
Thanks - JubJub
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:18,
archived)
I am looking for one of the funniest pics I have seen on this site. It was "Don't kill yourself it's only a forum"
Can someone please re-post it if you have it or mail it to me [email protected]?
Thanks - JubJub
What are we?your finding "Don't kill yourself it's only a forum" bitches?
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:19,
archived)
*psst*posting your email on a messageboard is not a great idea
(unless you're looking to make millions from a nigerian money scam with your newly grown nine inch cock)
((unless you're looking to make millions from a nigerian money scam with your newly grown nine inch cock)
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:20,
archived)
Wow,two "please be my search bitches" posts in short order.
Holidays yet?
(Holidays yet?
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:20,
archived)
goatse mailed right away sirPS Would you be more interesting in herbal viagra or halping to move some assets around for a nice nigerian dictator?
EDIT: I considered correcting my typos there but you might as well get used to poorly spelt emails anyway
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:20,
archived)
EDIT: I considered correcting my typos there but you might as well get used to poorly spelt emails anyway
Sorry old chapI appear to have mistaken your skull for a urinal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:24,
archived)
no idea sorry.i wouldn't post your e-mail address up on here, if a spambot trawled the archive you'll be a cropper
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:21,
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I have one that keeps getting angry.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:17,
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you can hardly blame himsomebody has stuck drawing pins in his chest
(w/y/h)
((w/y/h)
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:18,
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made me laughbut I find all diseases of cattle a right giggle
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:18,
archived)
Does any one rememberI'm trying to dig out the newsletter with the amazing beat boxer (it was on a stage with these japanese kiddies competeing, V tounge in cheek when this crazy white kid walks on and s like rubber)
does any one have any idea when it was or where I can find the clip? it used to be on the bizzar webby but no more! grr
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:14,
archived)
does any one have any idea when it was or where I can find the clip? it used to be on the bizzar webby but no more! grr
What are we?your dig out the newsletter with the amazing beat boxer (it was on a stage with these japanese kiddies competeing, V tounge in cheek when this crazy white kid walks on and s like rubber) bitches?
(
Kris Fucking Kristofferson,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:15,
archived)
hey!thats not very nice, was only asking if you remembered, not if you could build me an ark with every one but you one it to go on a world wide serch poo face meanie
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:18,
archived)
sigsy is a poo face meanie!sigsy is a poo face meanie!
sigsy is a poo face meanie!
/playground
(sigsy is a poo face meanie!
/playground
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:21,
archived)
Sigsie is a tell-tale-poo-faced-meanieSigsie is a tell-tale-poo-faced-meanie
Sigsie is a tell-tale-poo-faced-meanie
Sigsie is a tell-tale-poo-faced-meanie
...and he smells of wet cats.
(Sigsie is a tell-tale-poo-faced-meanie
Sigsie is a tell-tale-poo-faced-meanie
...and he smells of wet cats.
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:27,
archived)
If i'm thinking of the right thing,it was only three or four weeks ago
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:15,
archived)
can't help I'm afraidbut I cast lillies in your path for your lurkerdom.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:15,
archived)
It's a well known fact that the Ninja-Meer-Cat has no natural enemies...
hehehi always knew he was evil, you can tell.. he's yellow
(
viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:09,
archived)
He didn't want to make a big deal out of it, but Domo actually got married today!
Same here. :(I'm now eyeing Chump Manbear - there's something dangerous about him that I find very attractive. Yes.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:06,
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I hear that Svenno is still on the market . . .he's got his own lunchbox
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:07,
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Lucky DomoShe's *fwap* nice *fwap*
Very Woo Picture, almost seamless
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:06,
archived)
Very Woo Picture, almost seamless
Aye, but give it 5 years.Big hips, no cheekbones ... I predict a slow descent into harpiedom.
(
0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:12,
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What do you think it looks like?I mean, is it..... oh never mind
*hides, ashamed*
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:14,
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*hides, ashamed*
Yay,thank you cheb. I hate it when one of my pics gets no replys. (Even if it sucks)
(
busy phil is still bloody busy,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:09,
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aha!it's just started animating for me
which has moved it from "wtf?" status to "WTF???!!" status. Which is worth a woo.
(which has moved it from "wtf?" status to "WTF???!!" status. Which is worth a woo.
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:11,
archived)
Yay,I have no inspiration today, but thanks for the woo.
( busy phil is still bloody busy,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:17,
archived)
*alt-tabs from work*not bad (shizer due to cheddar-syndrome), you at work?
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:21,
archived)
Nah, I'm in hallssposed to be doing DCIJ but can't be fecked.
( busy phil is still bloody busy,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:24,
archived)
OMG!I've only been on b3ta for 39 days! that means the eternity I seem to of spent in cheddar isn't even 5 weeks yet!
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:24,
archived)
Hahahaha,Whats the weather like up there?
( busy phil is still bloody busy,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:25,
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to be honest...Cheddar is Hierarchically south from southampton.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:30,
archived)
we are crap and we know we are.....www.timmysadventures.co.uk
but we are trying.
any suggestions apart from 'get f*****'
(but we are trying.
any suggestions apart from 'get f*****'
M@rkoni,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:56,
archived)
who the fukk is timmy?is it just a piss take of one of your spakker friends?
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:00,
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correct.we are just trying to make him famous in the wrong kind of way!
no other reason than that.
(no other reason than that.
M@rkoni,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:06,
archived)
good reasonalthough I think it's quite difficult to get "ordinary" people interweb-famous ... they need to distend their orifices or swallow unmentionable substances or be irresistibly tard-looking.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:09,
archived)
you wouldn't classify him as 'tard looking'!interesting!
( M@rkoni,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:11,
archived)
it was the"irresistible" bit that was missing
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:13,
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Tim-mah! Timm-mah!*belms*
*runs away*
(*runs away*
The Neville What what what,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:01,
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WTFwha?
fraid i have no more suggestions
ooh, timmy dies a slow and painful death
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:02,
archived)
fraid i have no more suggestions
ooh, timmy dies a slow and painful death
it lookslike a slideshow full of redexes
I'm guessing this isn't what it's intended to look like
(and ... umm ... who the cribbins is timmy?)
(I'm guessing this isn't what it's intended to look like
(and ... umm ... who the cribbins is timmy?)
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:02,
archived)
Doesn't seem to work on firefoxwhich is a bit gay
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:03,
archived)
Umm,did timmy shag your girlfriend?
/detects large quantity of malice in that website.
(/detects large quantity of malice in that website.
busy phil is still bloody busy,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:08,
archived)
Haha,seriously, whats the issues... he must of done something to deserve a whole website of insult.
( busy phil is still bloody busy,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:11,
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You bully,why don't you just pour water on his chair when he leaves his desk... works for me.
( busy phil is still bloody busy,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:18,
archived)
that's no websiteit doesn't work in firefox
therefore it gets minus 100 points making that site official broken
Next!
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:09,
archived)
therefore it gets minus 100 points making that site official broken
Next!
well 2 other people have told you the same thingGreat thing is you made a website that isn't even a website - great. I suggest you put Frontpage away and open notepad or something.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:14,
archived)
"Thispresentation contains content that your browser may not be able to show properly. This presentation was optimized for more recent versions of Microsoft Internet Explorer."
srew that then
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:10,
archived)
srew that then
Well, I'm using a freshly installed Win XP with IE and it doesn't work.
Pah.
(Pah.
stup0t,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:18,
archived)
Aaaargh*Bangs head on desk*
Anyone found 'optimising' their website for Internet Explorer will be wedgied. Hard. To death. Until they die. And they are dead. And they stop living.
*takes a valium - lies down*
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 14:56,
archived)
Anyone found 'optimising' their website for Internet Explorer will be wedgied. Hard. To death. Until they die. And they are dead. And they stop living.
*takes a valium - lies down*
"and then Russell here cuts you down...and kills eveyone"
(well it would have made it more interesting)
seconded!That movie could do with a bit of Maximus i reckon
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:05,
archived)
bet you love that she's got you running down her chestya dirty boy :)
(
summat to do with kittens,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:56,
archived)
Is thata shameless pearoast?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:57,
archived)
yepbut only for those who have seen it before
oh and it is a bit quiet today :)
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:58,
archived)
oh and it is a bit quiet today :)
you could have written anything on Blunkett's signsAnd I had to look really hard to find your tag. REALLY hard. Furiously in fact.
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:01,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Gloots! - Co-joined Product Innovation"){kind=small}
ayeedit: also... Tarquin are your trollies on the right way?
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:50,
archived)
yay for meli would.
maybe des too....
(maybe des too....
summat to do with kittens,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:52,
archived)
the saviours of daytime tv...
parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:58,
archived)
give us another rub-down wi' that chip fat(
parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:56,
archived)
TJ - Flash helpimbedding a jpg into flash all looks good until exported to swf, then it looks more pixely than a pexely thing on a very pixally day. any help appreciated.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:52,
archived)
File > Publish SettingsClick the Flash tab, and move the JPEG Compression setting up a bit. Keep going until an export looks nice.
edit: unless compression isn't the problem.
(edit: unless compression isn't the problem.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:56,
archived)
ere!don't resize it once it's in flash, as it isn't a vector image, it remains a bitmap image and if you enlarge, you'll just see pixels!
( icezebra *insert large monkey*,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:56,
archived)
in the 'publish' section...set 'quality' to 'best'. This tells flash to do proper resizing on bitmaps. You'll only see the improvement when you publish though.
(
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:05,
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Woo!I wonder what sort of a jingly theme tune that type of ice cream van would have?
Speaking of which, an ice cream would be great right now...
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:15,
archived)
Speaking of which, an ice cream would be great right now...
Pieces in a Jingly StyleHow about the end theme from Warner Bros. cartoons "Th..Th..That's all folks"
Or '99' red barrage balloons
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:04,
archived)
Or '99' red barrage balloons
I thought body piercings needed more gravity(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:46,
archived)
it is just an excuse to 'shop ladies, isn't it!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:56,
archived)
ooooh that would be nice*Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
*Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
*Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
*Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
*Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
Thanks, I feel better now
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:02,
archived)
*Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
*Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
*Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
*Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
Thanks, I feel better now
if i wasn't at work i'd maybe have spent a little more time on this
ginmakesamanmean Few and far between,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:43,
archived)
totally fabricated Britney got married in Vegas once photo ding dong
that siris fucking marvellous!
edit: have an eggshellant
(edit: have an eggshellant
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:43,
archived)
And good fwapping material too!Nice one!
(
Olembe Refuses to write in this space,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:46,
archived)
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap**fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
oh, nice tagging too
woo!
(oh, nice tagging too
woo!
parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:51,
archived)
You can play raps in a casino?How does that work, then? Do you beat the dealer if his knuckles start bleeding first?
( 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:53,
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heheit seems you can...
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:53,
archived)
club it!CLUB IT HARD!!!
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:52,
archived)
by strange coincidencei'm chewing a jim dunlop .88mm pleccy at this very moment
woo
(woo
lemony,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:28,
archived)
by strange coincidenceIs the time of posts an hour behind or am i being retro-stupid?
.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:30,
archived)
.
it's a tear in the very fabric of the space-tme continuum summat to do with kittens,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:31,
archived)
it's a US server, they don't change their clocks till this coming weekend lemony,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:31,
archived)
The last I hearedis that the server is american and hasn't caught up with British Summer Time yet.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:32,
archived)
there'sonly one plectrum for me... .88mm of all american nylon*
*Did I really type that?
(*Did I really type that?
Stickman_ben,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:31,
archived)
I prefer Ernie Ball plectrums . . .not sure how thick, they're pink though
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:38,
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for guitar, so do ithis is for the rare occasions i need to use a plec for bass
( lemony,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:41,
archived)
I tend to use a plectrum on bass . .but end up playing it like a guitar, bass chords rock (in a Lemmy style) :¬)
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:44,
archived)
Tune it down . . .whack a load of distortion on and you've got instant Melvins :¬)
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:50,
archived)
yeah, but just occasionaly i get asked to playsome shit pop-punk song, and then using a pick makes it both easier and less tiring (i hate fingerpicking fast for long periods)
( lemony,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:45,
archived)
dittobut if someone asks and i have bugger all better to do, at least it usually gets me a free drink or two
( lemony,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:46,
archived)
hehe I like themStouffer nicked lost my favourite plectrum you know
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:36,
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