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# Unshopped!
(Revels, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# i suspect it has been shopped
just not by you
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# You sure?

Looks kind of genuine to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# ah but aren't those front paws
and just a natty (prolly Japanese) costume...!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# OMFG!!111!!!!!111!!ONEHUNDREDANDELEVENTHOUSANDONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN!!11
I fink j00r r1gh7!!!11


sorry, not sure that came out how i meant it to
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Water cooler?


How do you connect it?
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# lots of cups
and the cunning application of albino mice
[edit]and of course a bendy straw
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Glasscock
Unshopped and glasscock - two things that are (usually) inappropriate for the board. The FAQ up top might well be a useful place to begin your research.

It is, however, still an amusing photograph. Better than most "Oooh, look! It's an animal that thinks it's people!" type images.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# unshopped is fine,
there was even a challenge focussing on such marvels
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# How many times was goatse entered?
(double entendre only partially intended)

*Shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Unshopped
But still stuff you'd made
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Well
Not you, the person posting the picture, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Aaaaah! I remember that one...
Hadn't signed up at that stage. Nor got a digital camera... Ho-hum...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Surely no coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# It is indeed coincidence
Goatse horror costs nothing. Camden horror costs me £100 a month in council tax.

Edit: Though it has to be said, what the hell were Camden thinking when they chose that God-awful logo? You are indeed astute in noticing the correlation between that piss-poor piece of irrelevant design and a huge, gaping anus. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# here here
and woo to the pic (never thought i'd say that about a goatsee related image.. )
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# They certainly smell the same*

*or at least I'd imagine that goatse would smell much like Camden and vice versa

edit: forgot to say Woo! Very nice observation
(Raymonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# hehe
now thats why i dont going swimming
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!!
(shortschairleaflet, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure what that department does but it can't be good.
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# ha!
inexplicably amusing
which is the best sort of amusing I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# .
I'm not sure why it amused me so much either. Halfway through doing it I kinda forgot why I'd ever started.
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Migraine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# thats amasing!
Woo Yay Houpla!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Random
but most woosome!
(Superstring, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Whack in a load of sparkly lights
and remove the ability to understand everyday words for a couple of hours, and that would be the single most accurate rendition of a rather odd condition, from which many of us suffer from time to time, that I have ever seen.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Flantastic
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# can you cure headaches
with hallucinogenic substances?
How ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Ooh ta!
Have I missed something, BTW? Have been engaged in shenanigans in the baby-making department?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Indeed I have been.
But now banned from nookie for 6 weeks by doctor :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# But just
think, after six weeks you can go back to having nookie with your doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Arf
Naughty man!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Well, congrats and all of that
Shame about the tumping, but it'll soon pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# what a fascinating interpretation.
My migranes normally go:

Pretty but angry looking woman,
Shrink head
Cow's head replacement,
turn into springy turnip,
crash into imploding body,
retire,
return.

Close though

(W/Y/H)
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# oh yes.
yes
yes
yes.
oooh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Curiouser and curiouser...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Dammit
ona bed of rice, that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# How strange
You're certainly on form today, Mr S.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# That be
very very good double plus plus.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# there's something
pantseatflierish about that

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# No Nibbles don't do that!

oh shi..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Yay for Nibbles!
any chance you could send him to the boy racer shop down the road for me, and let him do his thing there?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# no nibbles!
put it down!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# wonderful - double woo for you
Might I heartly recommend Snow Patrol's new album.
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Might I concur with your recommendation?
Best album I've bought for yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Also bought
Norah Jones's lastest, its great - sort of blues, folk, country
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# are you my mum
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# possible
Is your dad 3 stone with ginger hair and a tattoo of popeye on his tally wacker?
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# At a guess I'd say he's about 16 stone
and his hair has been white for a good ten years
can't vouch for his wacker tats though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
#
Whacker tats - can stop laughing

PS no I'm not your mum, but thanks for asking
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# My brother likes her.
Not heard much of her stuff. Must nick his cds.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# and in a totally different vein
kettel - who are the new aphex twin
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# smiling little cow?
on my shopping list
(as in ... shopping ... not um ... shopping)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# i get ya
shop it hard! (but not 'shop' it)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Indeed they are woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# might I recommend
the shins and franz ferdinand instead
on the grounds of their albums being at least 87.5% less dull and MOR than snlow patrol.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# I liked FF
then I got The Guardian this morning, with their shitty editting of G2
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# I heard about that
rarely buy actual physical papers any more

anyway - art vs. artists and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# franz ferdinand are woo yay with a lil houplah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# while we're doing recommendations
jethro tull. any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# chew it!
CHEW IT HARD!

go nibbles!

woooo
(TheHorse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Do it, Nibbles!

Do it for global warming! Nibbles, save the world!





(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Spring is in the air..
so Alan thought it was time to practice his lamb-bada skills....
Dance my young lamb friend....for tomorrow some farmer bastard will disembowel you for his tea!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# hehe
cuteness and punnage!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# woo
he looks like he's concentrating really hard
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# hehe
woo lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Was that a reference to that ancient quorn advert?
"Wanna do the lam-baa-da"?
Woo!
In case you missed this:
www.b3ta.com/board/3063669
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# And who says white sheep can't dance?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Yay
That's lovely. Oddly enough, that is very much how I dance (to anything).
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Hurrah! Come on farmer bastard and do your stuff!
(I do like your dancy little wotsits and your silly little alt text thingies)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Wow, perfectly in time to the roots manuva breezeblock i'm listening to
funky hip hop bo selecta peep sheep
what's the bpm of your sheep? ;)
(whizzo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
lovely lovely lovely (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# The Yorkshire Dales
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# That's
woosome!
(pengon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# I would sell my arse for Photoshop
but in the meantime Paint is my only friend...
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# *coughs*
Ahem, BitTorrent...

*looks around, then runs*
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# is you anywhere near surrey
#yarrrrrr# C'ptn poirateware may be able to help you*



*may not be entirley legal...
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Er, thanks
Arse comment may have been ill advised.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# I wont hold you to it
but contact the addy in my profile and we can discuss.........
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Silliest pun for a long time!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Pah.
These northern stereotypes are not funny.

*flounces off to feed the whippets*

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Keep your clogs on!
I'm from Huddersfield!
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# *ahem*
'uddersfield shirley?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Aye.
And don't call me Shirley, etc.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# i work in huddersfield
stay away fom me! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Dewsbury lad, meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# good lord that place
looks depressing.

i feel sorry for you.

/lives in leafy end of leeds
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# They've cleaned it up, would you believe
One good thing about the area - cheap rent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Dewsbury? You Poor Sod
I pity you.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Don't mess with her...
(pengon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# shes yours
and everyone knows that
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# I certainly won't be messing with her.
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# It was funny
when Fakker started it
(m1k3k, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# is that....
Charlie Dimmock of "saggy old ginger tits" fame
(Halfcircle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# He beckoned unto them....

....and they did come
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# multiple goatse
aaaaaaarrrrghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# noooooo
now you've ruined my cute donut people
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# sorry
i see goatse hands
walking around like regular hands
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# well
thankfully ive never seen goatse so i can see my donut deciples in an innocent light
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
#
click this and you will have...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# NO!
chance....i know what it is and dont need that kind of mental scarring today =)
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Dagnabit.
I'll never be able to eat a doughnut again.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Hee-hee!
Your usernames keep getting better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# thankyou kind sir/madam
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Ok
Consider me urineless now!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# donuts
make me die*

even with little wavy hand things sticking out of them

(*75% sad fact)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# And
you've summed the history of the world.

Have an appropriate YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# My cousin Tony


Ah the fun to be had with Bitmaptrace
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Fuck Me!
Thats made my browser have a total spack-out
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# that looks like the swedish bloke out of fargo
being done up the bum
(sunny chiba, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# My girlfiend
doesn't go like then, when i do her up the bum...

Amazin'...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# well she does when I do it.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# your cousin
needs to drink fewer cleaning products
w/y
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Donna hated it when she got mooned
(TheHorse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Blurfleblurflesnort.
That am woo and quosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# hehe
have a repo


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# shake!
i forgot the shake!
(TheHorse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# never mind,
stand under the hand drier for a bit 'til it dries out! ; )
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# ppppfffffffffffttttttttttttt!
it took me a few seconds to get that then... :)))
(TheHorse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE QUO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# like the cheeky
quo in there too
(sunny chiba, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# love the subtle
quo thing there...

Woo!
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# Hahaha!
Quotastic on at least 2 levels. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Jake's parents were rightfully worried
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Ohhhh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Why
whats wrong with him, is it Tourette Syndrome?
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn this compo's hard....

(trimprop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# woo.
tis good
(Guu Bounce back - With Prozac!!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# You're meant to click reply instead of start new message
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Quick everybody, point and laugh
Ha Ha
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Argh!
Where is our fluffiness today??
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# do you have proof?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I have proof.
40% proof.

Mmmm... vodka...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Ha!
For Scaerie Faerie:
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Who was it who had
the Hello new person thing:
More and more people are hearing the words
"Read the FAq"?
That were reet good.
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# The cancer research ad?
That was reet good but I've no idea who owns it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# prolly
cancer research™
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Meh!
Has anyone ever tried to trademark that symbol: ™ ?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# arf
like cancer research™™?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Hee-hee
Your usernames keep getting better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# thankyou kind sir/madam
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Masher
He deleted the original thread, so I can't remember the original definition. It's not far off, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Yeah- I noticed that.
A crying shame. A new term was coined and there is no hard eveidence...
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# Let's coin one here
before she works out how to delete threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# thrabortionist?
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# oops
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# the bit about
calling noobs cunts
is particularly interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# that's a bit
harsh isn't it?
(8-Ball, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# you're right,
it is
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# credit card bills
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Lol
WOO and inevitbly Yay
(Brother_Will, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# teehee
another great performance by the sock
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Ha
That's super funny.

Woo, fucking, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# WOO
Hey, my debt adviser is a sock puppet too.
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# How much?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# 16.4% APR
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Could
you quantify old please?
(Boomshanka, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# 3/4 of a teaspoon full is normal
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# oooh!
10cc's
(Boomshanka, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# "I don't like cricket, oh no, I love it..."
NOW look what you've made me go and do.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Classic
Video!!!!
(Boomshanka, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# I'm sure this pic is old but what the heck. I'm bored at work today.
www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/g/mgb142/bling.jpg
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
#
He be rolling on dubs and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# I found this too.
www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# That is too good.
"Other Facts: Nah bitch, as you can see in on dis page, that tattoo is fake. I ain't ole enough to get a real one, but no doubt, in a few years FLAME will be branded on my arm or some shit."

These guys are TOUGH!

Is it fake?
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# If you liked that one, check out this.
www.realultimatepower.net

My fav part is the History section.
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# It has to be
a piss take, no one is REALLY like that

Is dey?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Nope,
honestly, that's how some people live their lives. Unbelievable

/returns to shopping penguin head onto dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Of course it's a piss take
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Nah
It's obviously some college kid. look at the root.
He has an impressive collection of naked girls with his name on them though:
www.drivenbyboredom.com/gallery/gallery.php?x=13

Probably fake as well.
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# that is too funny.
They don't take it seriously or nuffink...
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# in response to the bush/blair fp


(sunny chiba, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# BRAVO!
ENCORE!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# af'noon!
Got bored so i made a quick dancing sausage!
Jump you pork filled bastard! Jump HARD!

as you were
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# if everyone in the world saw this
it would be a happier place
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# You're right.
Wowee Mister Mushybees Sir , I be mightily impressed.
(:Nelly:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Apart from
those members of the world's population who are vegetarian and/or have some kind of religious anti-sausage type thingie.

Otherwise, seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# tis a quorn sausage
obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Not according to the alt text
...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# DANCE SAUSAGE DANCE!
he such a happy sausage
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# woo
he's not dancing that quickly....oh, i see
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# i'm taking a break from art homework
when i've finished it, i'll do a last penguin. it will be bigger and better than ever!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# yay!
i love dat penguin :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# huzzah!
dance, damn you, DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# a self-rubbing sausage
phallic-tastic
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# It dances!
And it's a sausage!
That's so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Woo!
We need more of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# careful now
'noon :)

you receive your DVDs from us assholes?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Not yet,
they have been despatched though. Allegedly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# dont beleive a word
if its late i will take a look if you want (not the baby the dvds)
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Arf!
I wouldn't say they were late yet. If they aren't here by Wednesday, I may call upon your insiderness to pull a few strings :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# no problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I have been amiss
on the congratulatory nature of the forming of a future new b3tan in thy womb!
Congrats mother!
With much lateness.....to my eternal shame.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Thank you mr bees :)
Worry not about the lateness, it matters not a jot :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Phew!
I shall now remove the hessian and ash of chastisement from my carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# You ought to apply some moisuriser too.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# I enjoy
sausages in all there manu and varied forms.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# i come from cumbria (cumberland in olde speek)
and thus feel justified in saying all your sausage are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# yes
but, it is arguable, is it not, that that's bollocks

*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# cumbria is the hills surely?
you'll be running towards me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# I live underground, so the hills point downwards

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
#
Looks more like a potato.

Woo !
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# more like a bbq beef wotsit
yum
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# No
it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
#
Would you eat a brown sausage?
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Yes,
and have done...that's the colour they go when you cook them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
#
Shows what I know. I'm just a silly vegetarian.
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Woo.
I made something for you, re: a conversation we had ages ago. Never got round to doing anything with it until now.
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# Reminds me of something.
www.throbbing.com/
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] god damn these hats!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# I went to a market in Essex
and the number of Chavs in Von Dutch caps has reached epidemic proportions.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# in my local
last night there were 3 people wearing them... (its a small pub)

...... u seen the price of them? think they start at like £50 each... for a frikkin hat!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# i saw one for six bucks
at a shop yesterday. I thought to myself - kinda pricey...
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# They were £15
but total knock-offs.
The Chavs were beside themselves and spending their Giros as fast as they could.

Scumbags.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# i moved to
london because of them. i prefer terrorists.



\edit: (i may be lying)



(babery was never here, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)

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