ah but aren't those front paws
and just a natty (prolly Japanese) costume...!?!?!?!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37,
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OMFG!!111!!!!!111!!ONEHUNDREDANDELEVENTHOUSANDONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN!!11
I fink j00r r1gh7!!!11
sorry, not sure that came out how i meant it to
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39,
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sorry, not sure that came out how i meant it to
lots of cups
and the cunning application of albino mice
[edit]and of course a bendy straw
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:40,
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[edit]and of course a bendy straw
Glasscock
Unshopped and glasscock - two things that are (usually) inappropriate for the board. The FAQ up top might well be a useful place to begin your research.
It is, however, still an amusing photograph. Better than most "Oooh, look! It's an animal that thinks it's people!" type images.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37,
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It is, however, still an amusing photograph. Better than most "Oooh, look! It's an animal that thinks it's people!" type images.
unshopped is fine,
there was even a challenge focussing on such marvels
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39,
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How many times was goatse entered?
(double entendre only partially intended)
*Shudder*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41,
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*Shudder*
Aaaaah! I remember that one...
Hadn't signed up at that stage. Nor got a digital camera... Ho-hum...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49,
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It is indeed coincidence
Goatse horror costs nothing. Camden horror costs me £100 a month in council tax.
Edit: Though it has to be said, what the hell were Camden thinking when they chose that God-awful logo? You are indeed astute in noticing the correlation between that piss-poor piece of irrelevant design and a huge, gaping anus. Woo.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:38,
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Edit: Though it has to be said, what the hell were Camden thinking when they chose that God-awful logo? You are indeed astute in noticing the correlation between that piss-poor piece of irrelevant design and a huge, gaping anus. Woo.
here here
and woo to the pic (never thought i'd say that about a goatsee related image.. )
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:49,
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They certainly smell the same*
*or at least I'd imagine that goatse would smell much like Camden and vice versa
edit: forgot to say Woo! Very nice observation
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41,
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*or at least I'd imagine that goatse would smell much like Camden and vice versa
edit: forgot to say Woo! Very nice observation
ha!
inexplicably amusing
which is the best sort of amusing I reckon
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37,
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which is the best sort of amusing I reckon
.
I'm not sure why it amused me so much either. Halfway through doing it I kinda forgot why I'd ever started.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:39,
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Whack in a load of sparkly lights
and remove the ability to understand everyday words for a couple of hours, and that would be the single most accurate rendition of a rather odd condition, from which many of us suffer from time to time, that I have ever seen.
Hurrah!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31,
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Hurrah!
can you cure headaches
with hallucinogenic substances?
How ace!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31,
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How ace!
Ooh ta!
Have I missed something, BTW? Have been engaged in shenanigans in the baby-making department?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:38,
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Indeed I have been.
But now banned from nookie for 6 weeks by doctor :(
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:40,
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But just
think, after six weeks you can go back to having nookie with your doctor.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44,
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Well, congrats and all of that
Shame about the tumping, but it'll soon pass.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:46,
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what a fascinating interpretation.
My migranes normally go:
Pretty but angry looking woman,
Shrink head
Cow's head replacement,
turn into springy turnip,
crash into imploding body,
retire,
return.
Close though
(W/Y/H)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32,
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Pretty but angry looking woman,
Shrink head
Cow's head replacement,
turn into springy turnip,
crash into imploding body,
retire,
return.
Close though
(W/Y/H)
Yay for Nibbles!
any chance you could send him to the boy racer shop down the road for me, and let him do his thing there?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:29,
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wonderful - double woo for you
Might I heartly recommend Snow Patrol's new album.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31,
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Might I concur with your recommendation?
Best album I've bought for yonks.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:33,
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Also bought
Norah Jones's lastest, its great - sort of blues, folk, country
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:35,
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possible
Is your dad 3 stone with ginger hair and a tattoo of popeye on his tally wacker?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:45,
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At a guess I'd say he's about 16 stone
and his hair has been white for a good ten years
can't vouch for his wacker tats though
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:50,
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can't vouch for his wacker tats though
Whacker tats - can stop laughing
PS no I'm not your mum, but thanks for asking
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:52,
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PS no I'm not your mum, but thanks for asking
My brother likes her.
Not heard much of her stuff. Must nick his cds.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37,
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and in a totally different vein
kettel - who are the new aphex twin
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37,
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smiling little cow?
on my shopping list
(as in ... shopping ... not um ... shopping)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44,
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(as in ... shopping ... not um ... shopping)
might I recommend
the shins and franz ferdinand instead
on the grounds of their albums being at least 87.5% less dull and MOR than snlow patrol.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:36,
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on the grounds of their albums being at least 87.5% less dull and MOR than s
I liked FF
then I got The Guardian this morning, with their shitty editting of G2
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:37,
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I heard about that
rarely buy actual physical papers any more
anyway - art vs. artists and all that
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:40,
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anyway - art vs. artists and all that
Do it, Nibbles!
Do it for global warming! Nibbles, save the world!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:34,
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Do it for global warming! Nibbles, save the world!
Spring is in the air..
so Alan thought it was time to practice his lamb-bada skills....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27,
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Was that a reference to that ancient quorn advert?
"Wanna do the lam-baa-da"?
Woo!
In case you missed this:
www.b3ta.com/board/3063669
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:29,
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Woo!
In case you missed this:
www.b3ta.com/board/3063669
Yay
That's lovely. Oddly enough, that is very much how I dance (to anything).
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32,
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Hurrah! Come on farmer bastard and do your stuff!
(I do like your dancy little wotsits and your silly little alt text thingies)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:33,
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Wow, perfectly in time to the roots manuva breezeblock i'm listening to
funky hip hop bo selecta peep sheep
what's the bpm of your sheep? ;)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:44,
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what's the bpm of your sheep? ;)
I would sell my arse for Photoshop
but in the meantime Paint is my only friend...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27,
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is you anywhere near surrey
#yarrrrrr# C'ptn poirateware may be able to help you*
*may not be entirley legal...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:35,
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*may not be entirley legal...
I wont hold you to it
but contact the addy in my profile and we can discuss.........
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:42,
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Pah.
These northern stereotypes are not funny.
*flounces off to feed the whippets*
WOO!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27,
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*flounces off to feed the whippets*
WOO!
good lord that place
looks depressing.
i feel sorry for you.
/lives in leafy end of leeds
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41,
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i feel sorry for you.
/lives in leafy end of leeds
They've cleaned it up, would you believe
One good thing about the area - cheap rent.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:42,
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well
thankfully ive never seen goatse so i can see my donut deciples in an innocent light
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27,
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NO!
chance....i know what it is and dont need that kind of mental scarring today =)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32,
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donuts
make me die*
even with little wavy hand things sticking out of them
(*75% sad fact)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:26,
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even with little wavy hand things sticking out of them
(*75% sad fact)
And
you've summed the history of the world.
Have an appropriate YAY.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:31,
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Have an appropriate YAY.
that looks like the swedish bloke out of fargo
being done up the bum
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23,
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My girlfiend
doesn't go like then, when i do her up the bum...
Amazin'...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:27,
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Amazin'...
never mind,
stand under the hand drier for a bit 'til it dries out! ; )
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:41,
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ppppfffffffffffttttttttttttt!
it took me a few seconds to get that then... :)))
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:59,
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Ha!
For Scaerie Faerie:
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:17,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Who was it who had
the Hello new person thing:
More and more people are hearing the words
"Read the FAq"?
That were reet good.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19,
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More and more people are hearing the words
"Read the FAq"?
That were reet good.
The cancer research ad?
That was reet good but I've no idea who owns it.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20,
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Masher
He deleted the original thread, so I can't remember the original definition. It's not far off, mind.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20,
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Yeah- I noticed that.
A crying shame. A new term was coined and there is no hard eveidence...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:22,
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Let's coin one here
before she works out how to delete threads.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23,
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"I don't like cricket, oh no, I love it..."
NOW look what you've made me go and do.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:18,
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I'm sure this pic is old but what the heck. I'm bored at work today.
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That is too good.
"Other Facts: Nah bitch, as you can see in on dis page, that tattoo is fake. I ain't ole enough to get a real one, but no doubt, in a few years FLAME will be branded on my arm or some shit."
These guys are TOUGH!
Is it fake?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14,
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These guys are TOUGH!
Is it fake?
If you liked that one, check out this.
www.realultimatepower.net
My fav part is the History section.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:17,
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My fav part is the History section.
Nope,
honestly, that's how some people live their lives. Unbelievable
/returns to shopping penguin head onto dog.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:21,
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/returns to shopping penguin head onto dog.
Nah
It's obviously some college kid. look at the root.
He has an impressive collection of naked girls with his name on them though:
www.drivenbyboredom.com/gallery/gallery.php?x=13
Probably fake as well.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:24,
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He has an impressive collection of naked girls with his name on them though:
www.drivenbyboredom.com/gallery/gallery.php?x=13
Probably fake as well.
af'noon!
Got bored so i made a quick dancing sausage!
as you were
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03,
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as you were
You're right.
Wowee Mister Mushybees Sir , I be mightily impressed.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09,
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Apart from
those members of the world's population who are vegetarian and/or have some kind of religious anti-sausage type thingie.
Otherwise, seconded.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11,
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Otherwise, seconded.
i'm taking a break from art homework
when i've finished it, i'll do a last penguin. it will be bigger and better than ever!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09,
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dont beleive a word
if its late i will take a look if you want (not the baby the dvds)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:13,
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Arf!
I wouldn't say they were late yet. If they aren't here by Wednesday, I may call upon your insiderness to pull a few strings :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:15,
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I have been amiss
on the congratulatory nature of the forming of a future new b3tan in thy womb!
Congrats mother!
With much lateness.....to my eternal shame.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09,
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Congrats mother!
With much lateness.....to my eternal shame.
Thank you mr bees :)
Worry not about the lateness, it matters not a jot :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12,
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Phew!
I shall now remove the hessian and ash of chastisement from my carcass.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12,
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i come from cumbria (cumberland in olde speek)
and thus feel justified in saying all your sausage are belong to us
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:08,
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yes
but, it is arguable, is it not, that that's bollocks
*runs for the hills*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:10,
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*runs for the hills*
Yes,
and have done...that's the colour they go when you cook them.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19,
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Woo.
I made something for you, re: a conversation we had ages ago. Never got round to doing anything with it until now.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:13,
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I went to a market in Essex
and the number of Chavs in Von Dutch caps has reached epidemic proportions.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04,
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in my local
last night there were 3 people wearing them... (its a small pub)
...... u seen the price of them? think they start at like £50 each... for a frikkin hat!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:06,
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...... u seen the price of them? think they start at like £50 each... for a frikkin hat!
i saw one for six bucks
at a shop yesterday. I thought to myself - kinda pricey...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12,
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They were £15
but total knock-offs.
The Chavs were beside themselves and spending their Giros as fast as they could.
Scumbags.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:20,
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The Chavs were beside themselves and spending their Giros as fast as they could.
Scumbags.
i moved to
london because of them. i prefer terrorists.
\edit: (i may be lying)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19,
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\edit: (i may be lying)
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