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# Windows


/Damn you B3ta - over the past week I've developed RSI from too much Photoshopping! I can't stop!

/Edit: the swines have tried to bomb Old Trafford! Damn you !
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)
# Pure fucking genius.
Woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)
# jesus
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)
# That is damn
clever.

A woo for you.

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)
# That am
tres wooo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Superb 'shopping
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:35, archived)
# quite so...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)
# WOW
Best ever!

Very genius. WOO Yay Houpla

Superbe!

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Ph34r teh Kr4ng~!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)
# She has got a
pink thing inside her...

/lowering tone
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)
# I would
maybe
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)
# he say
Shhhhhreedduuuuurrrrr
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)
# where'd you get a CG Krang from?
that is mighty woo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Did he feel as if he was trapped in the wrong body before?
woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)
# OK I know it is a bandwagon, but I just got photoshop
and I am playing with layers etc...

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Burn Him!
Burn Him hard!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# woo to leaning photoshop :)
slapped wrists for bandwagonadge :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Phew
so on balance I might just have got away with it then...

Edit: Buggeration, I forgot to crop the border. Sod it, too late & I can't be arsed now. Must try harder next time...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It's my office....

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# heheheh
there is an "Accident Prevention Agency" in Edgbaston(sp?), which i found rather amusing!


houpla!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:17, archived)
# How do you know if you've suceeded in preventing an accient?
I mean, no one plans them.

Or do they?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:19, archived)
# it's probably a conspiracy...
if so, we'll die in some tradgic 'accidents' now
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Spread the word before it happ-
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# hahah
they got you first!!


oh, be right back. somebody at the door...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# i drive past that building in edgbaston every day...
... and every day i pray for someone to fall over, tip over a bucket of boiling water or hit their thumb with a hammer outside...

...so theres a couple of bunches of flowers stapped to a tree and one of those "police incident, did you see anything" signs directly outside now.*

...i don't find it funny anymore!

*no joke!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)
# That's just redicu.....
.....aaaaggggh! Me fucking finger! Bastard keyboard...

/faints.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# In Edgbaston
"Accident Prevention Agency" is probably just a posh word for "family planning clinic"
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:21, archived)
# hahahaha...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# heheh
probably

posh gets


(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Lovely
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# That is terrifyingly like my bedroom
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)
# Stars on the Shitta (number 38)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# first, uuuuuuuuuargh
next, hahahahahaha! woo your stuff is grand
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:13, archived)
# I'm trying to eat here!
woo though!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:14, archived)
# So is
he :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:23, archived)
# :o
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:14, archived)
#

edit: oh yeah, I'M the offensive one!!! :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Hahha
nice
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:17, archived)
# my spine combusted when i saw that!


(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:24, archived)
# that is soooo wrong
heheheh
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:17, archived)
# HULL!!!
NOW!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# I find that offensive!
and by offensive, I mean WOOO!!!! :D

even worse than this!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
a laugh out loud moment

I will not stoop to "lol"ing
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# that face is so right!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)
# A gem


The Fat Twunt went up in my book when he lamped that egg-thrower....
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)
# I like your stuff!
So unabashedly vulgar, yet so deeply amusing.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)
# I really don't know

I really don't know why, at all
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# I still say
he looks like Stephen Fry
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# a funny thing happend on the way back from the shrinks


Inkblot 2 : Take a minute to look at the inkblot and gather your reactions to it.
What do you see? Get a clear impression before you move on to answer the next 5 questions....

[interview terminated]

*patient jumps up and down shouting PHOTOSHOP IT HARD*

i think there is no more hope for me... :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# its a mandarill monkey being eaten by a parrot in a black coat
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:13, archived)
# batman
nananananananana
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:14, archived)
# It's a
snatch.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:14, archived)
# I see the Quo
And goatse hands, and a shark and a helicopter, and Brian Blessed, and they're all being chased by fluffy kittens
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# ARGH!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Mother!
suffering from a freudian complex
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:17, archived)
# a very large
wasps face?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# evil quaker-moth

definitely.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# It's

SHAFT!

Diamonds in the back,
sunroof top, groovin' in the scene
with a ganster lean, WOOoooooOOO...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:21, archived)
#
I'm too ashamed to tell you what I see...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)
# An experiment...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# You didn't do that
did you?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Yeah.
Any good?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# corking.
what do you use?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# It's just that I have
something very similar. But it's not Busta.
I think it's Nelly and the grange hill theme. I'll have to look it out.
I think it was a Soulwax mix or someone.

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Strangely that works
woo to you. What did you make it in?
\been playing with cubase all night and made nothing
\sad
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:08, archived)
# Acid Pro 4
Cheers!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# cubase is lame
captain planet isnt though
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:11, archived)
# cubase sx is fab
it's my weapon of choice anywho
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# cubase sex?
what's that like then? i only know the school's lame verison of cubase
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:17, archived)
# what vst5?
sx is the revamped version... it approaches nuendo (a bit) but has an easy interface
i use it a lot to do stuff, like the mixtape thing i did (see profile)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# goes a ickle bit out of time.
but very woo none the less
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:10, archived)
# Now that
I like
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Heh.
Pretty damn funky.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# not bad, the drum loop gets a bit boring
and using grange hill is a bit old hat, but otherwise good work
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# pfft...
I'll have you know that old hats are the new new hats!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Oooh
I do like that. I've listened to it twice. Well done!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:21, archived)
# US Politics...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# Is the red ex,
ironic?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# cerebral
urination?

I thought the same thing... strange.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# strange...
or sponge?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# contraceptive
please!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# sorry, all i see is
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# selmonela






*nice red ex idea there matey
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:06, archived)
# sam and ella?




hehe thanks
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:08, archived)
# I've had salmonella.
Not the most pleasent illness ever, lets just say that.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:10, archived)
# but did you eat red eggs to get it?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:14, archived)
# Come to think of it,
I may have.

Since I had it, I've only eaten about 6 eggs.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# did you get it yesterday?
if so i think you should lay off the eggs, especially as you recently got salmonella
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# another adventure!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)
# arf!
:)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:01, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:01, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffft
Argh, you genius
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# haha
yay!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:03, archived)
# That's a punchline to be proud of
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Woo
How lovely.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# I thought I would make lovely for a change
odd moods can sick comics make...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:10, archived)
# hahah
well delivered!


houpla!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Am I too late?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Hurrah for fat man who with strange bulges!


edit: and yay for your pic!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:57, archived)
# Ah
I meant to woo that last night.

A bit late but
WOO
YAY
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:01, archived)
# My sites *hopeful* 404 page
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:55, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:57, archived)
# ::sigh::
alaska
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# As per request


somebody else do it
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# wooooooo!
he seems remarkably at ease with the concept
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# hes not new to the game

hes an old hand at it.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# *badum-tish!!*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Any excuse for a pearoast
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# I always wondered how
a hippo and a duckling (**BABY** Duck - Paedo alert!) could boink, then give birth to another hippo.

I know, I know, its only TV, but at least they could make the effort.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:57, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Ewwwwww.
I did wonder about that...
/sick twisted pervert
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:57, archived)
# crikey.
I've met him. Richard Whiteley was the news reporter that followed him around. *Fact*.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# I was expecting some
googly eye thingies.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# spong-action would fit quite nicely
woo yay!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Argh
Argh
argh
My eyes.

Ok that made me LOL.
You sick twisted wonderful man.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# At last!
someone responds to Bellamy's famous request!

Woo.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:53, archived)
# bit torrents?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)
# i've never had any problems with them.
shame :(
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# i did
when i had the client running my internet connection kept crashing out so i gave up in the end
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# i use azureus and there's some option to combat that problem.
which client are you on?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:11, archived)
# well i'm not doing bad with McoG download
only 50 hours to go!

up to 65% now, only started it night before last.

its slow but i dont care i want McoG!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# use shareaza
it lets you manage torrents along with other p2p files

AND its not riddled with spyware crap

edit: oh dear, anvil latrine's new song is on the telly. and its shit. no surprises...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# i still think azureus is the best of the bit torrent GUIs
plus it allows you to change ports to get round firewall restrictions
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# so does shareaza
apparently
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)
# really? ohhhh
didn't know that
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# certainly does
i have configured it with my firewall/router very easily
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:13, archived)
# i agree lemony
azureus is great
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# shareaza sounds good
i'm going to download it right now
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# is it worth checking out?
(woo by the way- epic animation!)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# fine and funky most of the time
but i can sympathise
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Ace!!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# a quick test


testing uploader. forgive me :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# hmmm,how strange
jelly.b3ta.com/board gets a hotmlink message for that
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# stolen from b3ta..
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Heyheyhey,
can you add this: www.glassco.cx/ to your list of acceptable hosts? Cos it's a great little board searchy tool.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)
# will
do
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:57, archived)
# Huzzah,
thank you!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] That explains a lot...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# surely its the turkish ministry of earthquake zone planning applications
and redexs
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Bollocks
should have thought about that... bwah.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# hehe
I like the way they have someone go around with a red spray-can going: "this building is fucked" *Pssht psssht*; "this one too" *Pssht psssht* etc.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# no wonder
the building's buggered... it's been redexed!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm...

hopefully the text is readable
now i need to find some hummus
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Seamless.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)
# i allways thought that when i was younger
ah, those were the days

woo yay!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# Yaay,
lovely idea.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Awww
I'd love to work there..
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Eddies Marine training helped him ignore the undesirables
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# hello
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# is that domo watching gamera?
with those space cinema people?

woo yay!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)
# they lured
him with promises of employment and burritos
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# muchos kudos to you sir
you have managed to combine three things from my top 50 list in one image!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)
# MST3K rules
Woo unt Yay!





That is all
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# you having a shagbreak, shybear?
;-)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# I wish. Not for another two weeks now
I is alone again.

And sadly lacking inspiration, as yesterday's Camel Vorderman proved...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# I missed that one..is it on your site?
:-( Let me send shag-vibes your way..
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)
# Mega woo!
a mst3k woo, yay, houpla!

(Domo: I'm huge!)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# minimalist porn

biggerness
million points if you identify where i got the inspiration/where i ripped off the idea
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# i
pod?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# from my
dreams.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# woo yay!
did you get the idea from the stick porn site?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# err
the bible?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# That
Actually gave me an erection
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# a minimalistic one?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# That's how I live my life
So I had surgery.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Julian Opie?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
#
yay! one million points
www.julianopie.com/
(edit: oh and of course www.thehun.com )
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# damn
pipped by a minute - i could have been rich! Rich, I tell you!


Rex is going to stay logged on in future
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)
# you get nowt
i saw 'bijou gets undressed' in a gallery on sunday
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# where?

my six year old daughter spent *hours* on photoshop colouring in a photo of herself in the style of mr opie after seeing one of his pics in the "making faces" exhibition. my four year old preferred the warhol Liz Taylor. kids, eh...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
#
k21, düsseldorf (i am live ther)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:53, archived)
# hmm
no weekend art trip for us, then...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:53, archived)
# eww fuck what a horrible website
I hate Macs!!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# Bah!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:13, archived)
# Yay!
Can I exchange them for things?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)
#
you could ask, but i'm not sure how many people accept them
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Fabbaroony.
*wonders what to do with so many points...*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# excellent~
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# hehe
very good
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# is it
julian opie?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# Have you been in my house?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# My hard drive?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)

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