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/Damn you B3ta - over the past week I've developed RSI from too much Photoshopping! I can't stop!
/Edit: the swines have tried to bomb Old Trafford! Damn you !
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:27,
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/Damn you B3ta - over the past week I've developed RSI from too much Photoshopping! I can't stop!
/Edit: the swines have tried to bomb Old Trafford! Damn you !
Did he feel as if he was trapped in the wrong body before?
woo!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:34,
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OK I know it is a bandwagon, but I just got photoshop
and I am playing with layers etc...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20,
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woo to leaning photoshop :)
slapped wrists for bandwagonadge :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22,
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Phew
so on balance I might just have got away with it then...
Edit: Buggeration, I forgot to crop the border. Sod it, too late & I can't be arsed now. Must try harder next time...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:23,
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Edit: Buggeration, I forgot to crop the border. Sod it, too late & I can't be arsed now. Must try harder next time...
heheheh
there is an "Accident Prevention Agency" in Edgbaston(sp?), which i found rather amusing!
houpla!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:17,
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houpla!
How do you know if you've suceeded in preventing an accient?
I mean, no one plans them.
Or do they?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:19,
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Or do they?
it's probably a conspiracy...
if so, we'll die in some tradgic 'accidents' now
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20,
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hahah
they got you first!!
oh, be right back. somebody at the door...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22,
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oh, be right back. somebody at the door...
i drive past that building in edgbaston every day...
... and every day i pray for someone to fall over, tip over a bucket of boiling water or hit their thumb with a hammer outside...
...so theres a couple of bunches of flowers stapped to a tree and one of those "police incident, did you see anything" signs directly outside now.*
...i don't find it funny anymore!
*no joke!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:29,
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...so theres a couple of bunches of flowers stapped to a tree and one of those "police incident, did you see anything" signs directly outside now.*
...i don't find it funny anymore!
*no joke!
That's just redicu.....
.....aaaaggggh! Me fucking finger! Bastard keyboard...
/faints.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22,
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/faints.
In Edgbaston
"Accident Prevention Agency" is probably just a posh word for "family planning clinic"
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:21,
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first, uuuuuuuuuargh
next, hahahahahaha! woo your stuff is grand
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:13,
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I find that offensive!
and by offensive, I mean WOOO!!!! :D
even worse than this!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:20,
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even worse than this!
A gem
The Fat Twunt went up in my book when he lamped that egg-thrower....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:39,
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The Fat Twunt went up in my book when he lamped that egg-thrower....
I like your stuff!
So unabashedly vulgar, yet so deeply amusing.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:45,
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a funny thing happend on the way back from the shrinks
Inkblot 2 : Take a minute to look at the inkblot and gather your reactions to it.
What do you see? Get a clear impression before you move on to answer the next 5 questions....
[interview terminated]
*patient jumps up and down shouting PHOTOSHOP IT HARD*
i think there is no more hope for me... :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12,
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Inkblot 2 : Take a minute to look at the inkblot and gather your reactions to it.
What do you see? Get a clear impression before you move on to answer the next 5 questions....
[interview terminated]
*patient jumps up and down shouting PHOTOSHOP IT HARD*
i think there is no more hope for me... :)
its a mandarill monkey being eaten by a parrot in a black coat
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:13,
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I see the Quo
And goatse hands, and a shark and a helicopter, and Brian Blessed, and they're all being chased by fluffy kittens
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:15,
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ARGH!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:16,
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It's
SHAFT!
Diamonds in the back,
sunroof top, groovin' in the scene
with a ganster lean, WOOoooooOOO...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:21,
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SHAFT!
Diamonds in the back,
sunroof top, groovin' in the scene
with a ganster lean, WOOoooooOOO...
An experiment...
Grange Hill vs Busta Rhymes - 192kps mp3 - 3.84mb
or
Grange Hill vs Busta Rhymes - 96kps mp3 -1.92mb
edit: thanks for the kind words folks...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:04,
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or
Grange Hill vs Busta Rhymes - 96kps mp3 -1.92mb
edit: thanks for the kind words folks...
It's just that I have
something very similar. But it's not Busta.
I think it's Nelly and the grange hill theme. I'll have to look it out.
I think it was a Soulwax mix or someone.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:12,
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I think it's Nelly and the grange hill theme. I'll have to look it out.
I think it was a Soulwax mix or someone.
Strangely that works
woo to you. What did you make it in?
\been playing with cubase all night and made nothing
\sad
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:08,
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\been playing with cubase all night and made nothing
\sad
cubase sex?
what's that like then? i only know the school's lame verison of cubase
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:17,
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what vst5?
sx is the revamped version... it approaches nuendo (a bit) but has an easy interface
i use it a lot to do stuff, like the mixtape thing i did (see profile)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:18,
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i use it a lot to do stuff, like the mixtape thing i did (see profile)
not bad, the drum loop gets a bit boring
and using grange hill is a bit old hat, but otherwise good work
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:15,
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pfft...
I'll have you know that old hats are the new new hats!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:22,
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I've had salmonella.
Not the most pleasent illness ever, lets just say that.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:10,
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Come to think of it,
I may have.
Since I had it, I've only eaten about 6 eggs.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:16,
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Since I had it, I've only eaten about 6 eggs.
did you get it yesterday?
if so i think you should lay off the eggs, especially as you recently got salmonella
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:18,
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I thought I would make lovely for a change
odd moods can sick comics make...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:10,
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Hurrah for fat man who with strange bulges!
edit: and yay for your pic!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:57,
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edit: and yay for your pic!
I always wondered how
a hippo and a duckling (**BABY** Duck - Paedo alert!) could boink, then give birth to another hippo.
I know, I know, its only TV, but at least they could make the effort.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:57,
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I know, I know, its only TV, but at least they could make the effort.
Ahahahaha
Ewwwwww.
I did wonder about that...
/sick twisted pervert
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:57,
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I did wonder about that...
/sick twisted pervert
crikey.
I've met him. Richard Whiteley was the news reporter that followed him around. *Fact*.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:50,
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Argh
Argh
argh
My eyes.
Ok that made me LOL.
You sick twisted wonderful man.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51,
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argh
My eyes.
Ok that made me LOL.
You sick twisted wonderful man.
i did
when i had the client running my internet connection kept crashing out so i gave up in the end
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:48,
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i use azureus and there's some option to combat that problem.
which client are you on?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:11,
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well i'm not doing bad with McoG download
only 50 hours to go!
up to 65% now, only started it night before last.
its slow but i dont care i want McoG!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:48,
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up to 65% now, only started it night before last.
its slow but i dont care i want McoG!
use shareaza
it lets you manage torrents along with other p2p files
AND its not riddled with spyware crap
edit: oh dear, anvil latrine's new song is on the telly. and its shit. no surprises...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:49,
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AND its not riddled with spyware crap
edit: oh dear, anvil latrine's new song is on the telly. and its shit. no surprises...
i still think azureus is the best of the bit torrent GUIs
plus it allows you to change ports to get round firewall restrictions
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51,
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certainly does
i have configured it with my firewall/router very easily
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:13,
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hmmm,how strange
jelly.b3ta.com/board gets a hotmlink message for that
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:46,
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Heyheyhey,
can you add this: www.glassco.cx/ to your list of acceptable hosts? Cos it's a great little board searchy tool.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:54,
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surely its the turkish ministry of earthquake zone planning applications
and redexs
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:47,
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hehe
I like the way they have someone go around with a red spray-can going: "this building is fucked" *Pssht psssht*; "this one too" *Pssht psssht* etc.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:51,
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hmm...
hopefully the text is readable
now i need to find some hummus
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:41,
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hopefully the text is readable
now i need to find some hummus
i allways thought that when i was younger
ah, those were the days
woo yay!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:45,
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woo yay!
is that domo watching gamera?
with those space cinema people?
woo yay!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:42,
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woo yay!
muchos kudos to you sir
you have managed to combine three things from my top 50 list in one image!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:47,
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I wish. Not for another two weeks now
I is alone again.
And sadly lacking inspiration, as yesterday's Camel Vorderman proved...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:52,
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And sadly lacking inspiration, as yesterday's Camel Vorderman proved...
I missed that one..is it on your site?
:-( Let me send shag-vibes your way..
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:54,
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minimalist porn
biggerness
million points if you identify where i got the inspiration/where i ripped off the idea
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:37,
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biggerness
million points if you identify where i got the inspiration/where i ripped off the idea
yay! one million points
www.julianopie.com/
(edit: oh and of course www.thehun.com )
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:41,
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www.julianopie.com/
(edit: oh and of course www.thehun.com )
damn
pipped by a minute - i could have been rich! Rich, I tell you!
Rex is going to stay logged on in future
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:43,
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Rex is going to stay logged on in future
you get nowt
i saw 'bijou gets undressed' in a gallery on sunday
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:45,
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where?
my six year old daughter spent *hours* on photoshop colouring in a photo of herself in the style of mr opie after seeing one of his pics in the "making faces" exhibition. my four year old preferred the warhol Liz Taylor. kids, eh...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:52,
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my six year old daughter spent *hours* on photoshop colouring in a photo of herself in the style of mr opie after seeing one of his pics in the "making faces" exhibition. my four year old preferred the warhol Liz Taylor. kids, eh...
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