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Every time the little boy told a lie, his nose grew longer...

(HoTWire, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)

That remindth me of a pepperoni.

edit: how rude of me... woo!

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)

everytime clinton lied his..........

grew bigger

/coat

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)

fingers?

i'll join you in the coat getting

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)

Tongue?

Cigar?

...which way to the cloakroom?

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)

i dont know

i think there is someone having sexual relations in there!!

possibly the bumgay newly weds

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)

ellipsis?

/hat
/brolly

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)

variation on a theme

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)

thank god!

(wookie nuts are big AND gross)

(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)

arf!

Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)

wookies need fur to survive

and i don't think i want to see him naked

*shudder*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)

Heh!

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magicbaboon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)

1. *Rummages for Casio keyboard*

2. *Selects percussion*

3. *Mashes 'badum' & 'tish'*

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)

that is fecking woo!

minor threadjack - i've just spent an hour animating something special, and i want the max number of people to notice it - when should i post it ;)?

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)

Do it NOW!

Now I say!

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)

That hoary chestnut.

I have that dilemma whenever I spend an inordinate amount of time on something. Its a balancing act between having enough people see your work and the board moving so fast it disappears into the spazz too quickly. But do it now.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)

haha

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)

wrongwrongwrong!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)

woo....

arrrgh!

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)

Rolf Mayo

A genuine laughed-out-loud moment.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)

ho ho ho!

*does pishpoor wookie impression to worry office mates*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)

Hilarious

Thanks for the laugh

(Mariana, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)

Ive found the worlds greatest animal!!!

(flipty, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)

is it related to the

woombat?

(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)

i'd ride it

my friend wants to start a business called WOO! he doesn't know what service they will provide, he's hoping that it will roll on the strength of the name alone.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)

heheh

write that up in a business plan and ask the bank for funding!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)

=profit

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)

that aint a redex is it?

i can see it! cant you guys see the woo mule???

(flipty, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)

yes

and it made me lick my screen

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)

Before she married Westlife chubster Bryan McFadden, she was plain old

Kerri Te Katona, reknowned opera singer...

positively seamless

(OhnobMcWizzPop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)

how rare

and fwappable

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)

Take us to your leader.

(Saturnn, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

found this today

www.freewayblogger.com/weblog.htm

chimpeach hur hur!

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dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

klaatu verata

woo!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)

GORT WANTS LOVE

...
woo

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)

Weren't he and Gort

trying to save the world by using their awesome power to threaten everybody into submission?

Oh ...

/Edit. But he left he electricity running in the hospitals. God, no one knows what I am talking about now.

(Stacker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)

nrrrr nyyyyyrrrrrrrrrrrrr, SCREAAAAAAAAM!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

'Is that a saveloy?'

/Fred Elliott

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

Second posting can't be bandwagonning. Can it?

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

seam

less.

woo to the bandwagon *

* Biased view

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

the one on the left is nearly winking at you...

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

Teehee

Muff winks

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

its just such a nice picture

it makes me sad and happy all at once.

(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

it's a bandwagon = bad

it features lovely naked ladies = good.

i'm torn.

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Dano, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

begins...

but at least i didn't start a new thread!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

Clock-spring-tastic!

And utterly seamless.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)

*snigger*

I like this bandwagon

Although it could wear off in 50 reposts time

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

take a

look down there

(osiem, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)

Splutter

Apple Fanta + Keyboard + monitor = Call to Helpdesk

.

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)

PC World- "yeah, looks like you will need a new PC. This one is good, its on offer and ill throw you in a mouse mat only £1500"

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MrA, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)

Bargain

You might get Paul McCartney's bank details

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)

You

spat a keyboard all over your monitor? You loon.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)

ahem

mary mary quite contrary
trim your minge,
it's far to hairy.

I thank you.

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)

*giggle*

'too' surely?

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Poet Lauriette extraordinaire

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)

the one on the far right

HAS NO FACE!!!!!!!!
AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGG
.
.

Oh yeah, *fwap* too.....

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)

I'm terribly sorry Mrs Smith, it looks as if it's a goth.

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magicbaboon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

That's horrible

I love it

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)

Who you gonna call??

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)

is it robert smiths wife that hes talking to

then it wouldn't be that big of a surprise

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

give

her this to play with...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

I know that face

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)

Kill it now.....

don't give it time to breed

(its a bloody shambles, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)

it's people like me

who pervert the system
thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Rabid+Peanut&def=Your+mum&a=S

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)

Your mum is quite agile

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

Heh - "pervert" - *snicker*

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

he he

thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Rabid+Peanut&def=Antipopidol&a=S

(Alex SLAMS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)

As we are being political

The price of petrol here, has risen 5% today because "the global price for crude oil has increased as a result of the troubles in Iraq"
This is in Southern Australia - anyone else had a price rise?

They have even raised the price of LPG (propane) that I use in my cars to 42c a litre.
Somebody should invade Iraq and take over their oil wells .........oh

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

Never ever talk to British people about the price of petrol

75p a litre at the moment, and it's going up soon.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)

Or the price of fish.

*weeps*

(

mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

Oh my

Shoosh your lips

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

buck 75 a gallon

and we whine all the way to the bank.

me i never touch the stuff though.

(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)

75?

81 more like it round our way..... :(

(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)

is that around $1.50?

*grumble*

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MrA, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

$1.85/gall in Fort Worth

For the 93 octane stuff

About $1.65 for 87

(texasjohn, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)

...

87 and 93? What you running on? Parraffin? :)

95 or 97 here... :)

(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)

75p

CHEAP!!11!!
My local is hijacking us for 82p for dirty filthy stinking diesel and 83 for un-dreaded!!!

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)

wheee!

i'm 13 so i don't give a crap, but i probably should
wheee!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

apathy

is the new black.

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Dano, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)

I thought it was the new

staying in.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

nah

eating pot noodles is the new staying in.

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Dano, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

I blame the Government.

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

No it wouldn't be them

They are the people we elected to represent us

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)

Yeah,

time to get the farmers out in their tractors to block the roads again.

(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)

That

works out at 42p a litre. You jammy bastard, we pay almost double that (and do in some remote parts).

Nowt wrong with being political.

(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

Right On !

STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU STAND UP FOR!

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)

rover thought it smelled like they'd been drinking

that could only mean trouble

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mongychops, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)

P4RP!

Kittens today aye? Never in my day I tell you, never!

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

Woo.

That's great!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)

Jehtro just loved wheelbarrow rides

(JBoom, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)

Hehehe

He surely is lovin' it

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Woo

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)

looks a bit scared to me

perhaps that's part of the fun

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

always

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

why does that sound filthy to me?

is it my diseased mind again?

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)

*shrugs*

I have that effect on people.

Soon it will be done I can go home
:)

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

yes it is dear

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

Yay

lovely

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)

Wheeeeee

lbarrow.

Much woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

That is not the look of fun

i think its more of a..
"fuckfuckfuckgetmethehellouttahere"

but i guess in tiger language so more like..
"MEEEERRROOOOWWWWOWWWWREEEEOOOOOWWWW"
..or something like that...

woo!

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)

Arse-child. Total arse-monkey.

Long-time lurker, first-time poster...

There are good and well-meaning Tories out there; genuinely, there are. This one isn't one of them, has got quite a readership and laughs at a pr0n star who caught HIV. (Scroll to Monday's post)

concom.blogspot.com

Twat. Total sanctimonious twat.

Please remember him, his name and his gorgeous face. He fancies himself as a new PM - its important to let him know how revolting he is.

He's made me so angry that I want people to recognise him and his heinousness.

Twat-face. Arse-biscuit.

EDIT: Bollocks - i didnae notice - he's changed his original post. But then he's been known to edit other people's posts as well...
Google "Ignorant Lying Brat" for details of that :D

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Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

i spit towards

his probable direction.

(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

--->

over there

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

nah he's over there

*points*

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)

*slap*

it's rude to point!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)

I only pointed 'cause

minus signs won't post.

\curses keyboard
\nurses face

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

next time point with your finger

and please, put it away...

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

How did you know?

\looks around for cameras

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)

'specially when he poked me in the eye!

and he's definitely not over here, I think he went thattaway.

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baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

*runs thattaway*

*runs off cliff*

*looks down*

a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
h
h
h
h
*phlumpf*

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

oh twatmangles

i knew i shouldn't've gone abseiling straight after posting that message, poked in the eye and landed on by an icezebra! guuuuuuh.

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baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)

fat cunt too.

btw tj: - who did I just see (about 1 hour ago) wearing a b3ta t-shirt in the Watts Building at Brighton Uni?

I wanted to say 'hi cockalorum' or something, but there were girls present.

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cupboardy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

He looks like...

...he's wearing make-up.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)

shop him! shop him hard!

i would but i gotta get on with me work now. :(

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baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

mwa hahaa hahah

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

ooh he looks a bit gnops already

*searches for virtual bukkake kit*

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)

Doesn't really need shopping.

He has all the features that mark him out to be a 'cunt' without the need for help.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)

'Ray.

Email it to him.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)

considering the world is spherical, you are correct

but it would be quicker to go t'other way.

(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)

Twat-face. Arse-biscuit.

oh - I agree.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

*doffs cap*

a member for 2 years, 13 hours, 18 minutes and 29 seconds
has posted 1 messages
has posted 0 answers

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cupboardy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

Dedication

Thats what you need.

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Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)

"Dedication, that's what you need" Roy Castle told us.

However, what I actually need is an Aston Martin, a long runway and a line of double decker buses.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

Just heard that Norris McWhirter has just died

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)

not Mr guinness record breaker bloke himself

he holds the record for the most world records witnessed by 1 man

FACT

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)

Yes

magnum Bringing you the news since 2004

B3tan shall speak peace onto B3tan

*bong*

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

noooo!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)

Didn't he die years ago?

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

It would appear not.

Reminds me of that clip that repeatedly got shown on Dennis Norden's It'll Be Alright On The Night X (where X is equal to a number far too high considering it was a shit program it was)

Interviewer: Do you know who Dennis Norden is?

Child: *Pensive expression* Dennis Norden? Isn't he dead?

edit: *Canned laughter*

Bloody well should be.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

This is very sad

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

who did the post with roy castle smoking

with the caption "dedications what you need"

that was funny

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)

I remember it, but not who made it.

As an aside, a good friend of mine once had an msn nickname that read "Roy Castle taught us two things, firstly that you'll never get far playing the trumpet and secondly that you *can* get a good hit from passive smoking."

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)

it may have been me

if this is the one you're thinking of.

(Rex Monday, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)

was a different one

but both still WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)

I got

cancer of the ear listening to trumpet music in a cigarette factory

/viz

(steve0, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)

Bloody hell

we may possibly have a proper uber-lurker here

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)

That's some top class lurking

Congrats

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Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)

spectacular lurking!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

1 messages??!!!

What frightfully bad grammar.

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

If you lurk hard enough

You can twist the rules of grammar-space-time.

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Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)

great

now you fixed the gremar

we likes bad gremar here we does

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)

In the words of Eddie Izzard

I don't mind people being right wing bastards, as long as they are behind close doors.

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Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

In the words of me...

...I don't mind people being right wing bastards as long as I get to kick them in the bollocks on an hourly basis.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)

what a grade a twunt!

welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and tuck in. if you feel something humping your leg, it's probably just the fear, whatever you do don't look down

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)

"the fea"???

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)

down Shep!!!

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

bloody hell!

you win supreme lurker of the universe

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)

I take it you are the opposition

Labour candidate then?

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)

Good Lord, no...

I'm an anti-war free-marketeer... I guess that makes me, er, Ken Clarke.

Bollocks.

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Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

Hehe.. This'll make him look good...

Recent Referrers
1. B3ta.com
2. PolitX
3. Occupied Country
...

Maybe we get a top referrer from neo-nazi.com for him.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)

there's

this cool firefox extension that just lets you set the referrer to any string.. like goatse.cx,
or kkk.com

(radja, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)

hmmm..

*evil plans*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)

also

get the extension to autorefresh pages ;)

(radja, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

Well that's not very nice of you.

Plus must surely be glasscock as it was featured in the Guardian's Backbencher email several aeons ago.

You may disagree with the deluded fellow's views, but surely you could, rather than resorting to childing name-calling, formulate some alternative political theories of your own?

/adult response

He does look like a pee-pee head though lol!!111!!onethousandonehundredandelevenpointonerecurring!!!!11!!

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

true

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)

I know, I know

Thats where I saw it. But, tbf, I thought laughing at this poor girl was the worst thing ever and merited spreading the love.

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Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

That's a GIRL?

Christ on a cunt-filled bike...

It has to be said though, right-wingers are frequently scum, and this comes from someone who used to work for the Tories. (No, I was never a member, and no, I did not agree with their policies then either - not that I agree with Labour's policies either, or many of the Lib Dems' for that matter. This is going on a bit. I'll stop now...)

P.S. Top lurkage! *Doffs cap*

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)

this is the internet

there is no place here for informed political debate :P

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)

here here

can everyone please act accordingly and just call them childish names

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

YOur a dickwad!!!11oneoneone!!!

Better?

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)

plus he doesn't actually laugh at the pr0n star....

he debates that pr0n actors are at higher risk of contracting hiv cos they have more sex...

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)

I have to say,

His point was badly made, but if you work in the pr0n industry, regardless of precautions, you must surely have a higher risk of this sort of thing.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

I agree.

But the phrase: "I don't accept at all that I was "rejoicing in Schadenfreude". I simply quoted a remarkably stupid phrase. As for her doing "nothing wrong", I'm afraid I'll just have to disagree and say that accepting money to be filmed undergoing double anal-penetration by strangers seems pretty wrong to me!"

I think he means she got what was coming to her. :(

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)

"I think he means she got what was coming to her"

2 cocks up her shitter then...

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

That made me laugh.

Then I felt guilty.

Then I laughed again.

Bugger. I'm a hypocrite.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)

Wow !

Major uberlurkage !! Thanks for sharing though, you're right, what an utter utter twat.

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rabbitz, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

I got as far as

"Ann Coulter has described very well" and realised that since this is impossible, there was no need to read on.

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UncleLewy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)

google-bombed

I believe "Ignorant Lying Brat" brings up a page on his arseyness...

A few more links and we might have a winner.

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Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)

Incidentally, my real name is Chris

But I'm not that Chris

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Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)

Hehe

I'm going to link to that site, just so it stays at the top of the page-rank.

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UncleLewy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)

Peter Cuthbertson

That am one BUMGAY name indeed!

Sanctimonious right wing twat. At least when I write shit on my website I KNOW nobody will read/agree with/give a fuck about it.

Here, have an anti right wing pearoast.

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)

Its all

double-anal penetration jealousy.

(

Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)

re-engaging cloaking device

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

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Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)

A good police dog

Never gives up...

EDIT: I'm presuming this is a glasscock?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

The glassiest of glassy...

Good picture tho'

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cupboardy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)

woo

for the dog who never gives up!

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Jobe, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)

Hehehe nice doggy!

and yes it's massively GC. Quite amusing though!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)

Nick Nack /Maradona picture?

Anyone know who did it...

(Sanks, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)

That would be

the Rev A mol. ~~King "Masher" himself~~nothing to see here.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

stop calling everyone masher

you masher

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

sorry.

you missed my finest piece of work:
www.b3ta.com/board/3068842

---Mash-boy

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

that's ace!

tip top old bean
/doffs cap
/presents stickman ben with a big shiny houpla

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

tanx.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)

you said doff

*giggle*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)

you're back

/sulks

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)

yeah

meeting and stuff

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)

i missed you :(

not really

(

summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)

liar

i saw the little gift you left in my inbox.

;¬)

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

/does up flies

hope you like it

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

your gifts are, as ever

wholesome and nutritious

/wipe's mouth provocatively

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

argh

IS he around today... Someone I know wants to run the image on a t-shirt

(Sanks, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

For money-cash or what?

Shit, should have tagged it.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)

look down there

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)

Am I a masher?

Just because I came up with the word?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

i think i might be king masher at the moment :S

i havn't made an image in a while

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)

Nick the what with the what?

who the what with the what now?

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The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

what he said with the what?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

Me.

Wassup?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

Sorry

A mate of mine wanted to run it on a t-shirt... BUt he's bottled, I was trying to get you something for it, he sent me a viral. And I saw it on B3ta first. So I was trying to get you some gravy....

Now's he doesn't want to do, soz

(Sanks, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

As long as it's not for profit,

I guess there's no problem.

Unless it is for profit, when it becomes complicated over who gets what - me, Diego, the estate of Herve Villechaize

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)

it is flying around on e-mail

Got sent it this afternoon from someone

(Woo tang clan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

It's viral?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)

the mirror

anyone?
argentine?
handbags?

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)

lovely little toes

I is suffering a Lack of Hummus attack...........

Original here if anyone want to add text

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/orig-protest.jpg

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)

we hate your clothes too

down with clothes

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

Up with mini-skirts!

Down with hotpants! etc etc...

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)

Noooo! Don't encourage them!

Woo to the pic, but boo to the nigh on inevitable bandwaggon

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tipassoi, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

were any of you lot here for the bonfire bandwagon yesterday

that really got out of hand

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

You dirty person

*bookmarked for when I get home*

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Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

fwap fwap fwap

fwap fwap fwap

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

Wooo Yaaaaay

girls sans clothes
*FWAP*

TPT & Baby Oil, she's a media whore but I still would*
**fwap****fwap****fwap**

*Especially after the rumour she blew prince william while he was at school.......

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)

She was really nice to me !

Let me have photo's and rub her legs with oil ...mmmmmm

bit rough in the face though !

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

you lucky bastard

I won't ask why she was asking you to rub baby oil into her legs tho...

helps get rid of cum stains... ewwwwwww

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)

I was commisioned to take a cast impression of her legs

As well as some Bird called Normandie (sp) Normandy keith , she was fit too .

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

PICTURES MAN!

We need pictures.

At once do you hear?!?!?!?!?!

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)

Still on

My Digi cam ...

I will pull them off tommorow..(!!!!)

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)

I hate you.

Muchly.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)

And so..

Another bandwagoon begins.....

Im off to shop it.

(Andre_66, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

nice

woo

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)

Surely it should be "Show us you're tits"?

/Gay

(Stacker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)

Surely

They've got thier own

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)

You

are assuming too much *

* hopes your right though

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)

here ya go...

(Andre_66, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)

AAAAAAAAGG

coffee + Monitor + keyboard..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)

ha ha ha ha

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)

i already have

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)

I love them ... all

(Stacker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)

nice

(sunny chiba, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)

DONT NEED NO KNIFE N FORK!

IM TOO HARD TO CHEW!
RAAARG!

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)

haha

thats woo!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)

frightening! and good!

Which probably makes it frighteningly good.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)

*scared*

Fork? Me can't eat soup!
/Scrubs

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Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)

mmmm

pizza.... :)

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edovan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

Yes it's crap, yes it's too big. So slap my thigh and call me Martha

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

crap?

too big?

it's sheer class!
www.b3ta.com/board/3068279

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)

Your kind words

Fill me with untold pleasure. Thank you sir.

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)

don't forget to click

and spack

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)

*Clicks*

*spacks out*

/anyone got any paracetamol?

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

Good lord!

Escuse me while I roll around on the floor and have my pupils dilate for a while.

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Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)

get used to it

i'll be posting that as my woo/yay for a while

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

The old ones are the best

Hey Martha

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Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)

I think it's rather

woo.
It's a bad joke. It's a paintmash.
What more could I want?

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The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)

some cock?

a good fisting?

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)

Yeh sorry about that

Couldn't fit them in the already oversized mash

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)

Woo

Colin Colin Colin Colin Colin Colin Colin Colin.....

*Wanders off into the distance mumbling about Colins*

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)

Hmmmm!

too many cartoon Colins?
(it's such a special name)

Edit: Yay for all grocery based cartoons!

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)

Click for bigger!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

That is the best thing that

I haven't seen earlier at all. Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)

wahey thanks!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)

arghhhh! run away run away

woo yay tho!

(

the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)

Lo Daniel !!

I mean, er how could I possibly know your name, I've never errrr, sorry my mistake.

Woo anyway !

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rabbitz, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)

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