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# Everyone prefers Andrex Moist!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# *snigger*
you said 'moist'

(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# hehe
so did you
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# ph34r t3h k177y
(Scarab, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# ARGH! Deja Vu!
how strange...hmmm

(not implying repost, genuine deja vu)
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# fear him!

with his mighty sceptre he shall smite down any adversaries
(oddly enough the source pic came from a very old post on b3ta)
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# *cowers behind crumpet*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Fetch some tea
and jam and cream and meet me by the old grave yard, this scone has terrorised enough cities for one day!




-woo-
(pleasedeletemeplease, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# uh oh
we're in a right jam now.
I'm creaming myself.
etc...
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# *stockpiles jam*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# don't tell dutchbird
she'll be onto you like a shot


how odd, this post dissappeared
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# THeres gonna be trouble


(pleasedeletemeplease, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# pffft
dont make me laff'
He's minature compared to the mighty scone
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# yeah
but theres hundreds of em heading your way

(i just realised how tiny he is in comparison)
(pleasedeletemeplease, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# pah
the mighty scone shall simply brush them away like puny ants on morphine
/tired
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:15, archived)
# eeerrrrrmmm
you mean scone right?
(pleasedeletemeplease, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:17, archived)
# gah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)
# it could all get a little unpleasant when she sneezed...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# woo
as usual mate, i need not give you my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# *cough*
girl

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# i've said it before and i'll say it again
on the web there are no males and females, only marmosets
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# nice marmot
and still, he only said mate, i think girls can be called mate
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# meh...
whateva...

What do I know anyways? I'm 'Merican!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# homo
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# rump ranger
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# she would often pop an eye out


woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# If you sneeze with your eyes open
they pop out of your skull

100% fact
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# yeah i know
i had to find out the hard way...
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# I tried that once
and my eyes didnt pop out but it fecking hurt!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I tried it once
whilst I was winking
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# and did only
one eye pop out?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# I caught it
in my monocle.
Now I wear glasses, just in case.
edit: where did that Clouseau reference go? I thought it was funny.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# which
one?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# all of them
evenin' how goes it?

I have just ran out of baccy :(
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# I didnt even know there were any..
the evening goes rather well
And yours (apart from being unable to smoke)?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# ahh ha! one step ahead
one more, which i am about to smoke, then no doubt bed.... just thought i would say hello

and goodnight (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Yay for your stash
im off to bed now too so er......goodnight!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:15, archived)
# I'm not sure
For the briefest of briefs I could have sworn that I saw the word clouseau in a reply somewhere, but it is nowhere to be found.
Either I'm losing my marbles, or someone is playing a cruel trick on me. If it's the former then it's hardly groundbreaking news, if it's the latter then I'm flattered by the attention.

saw A Shot in the Dark on telly t'other day. I find that film laugh out loud funny
(the funky gibbon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Well i dont have a clue, sorry
and with that, imofftobed
Night night!

I've never seen it but have heard it is very good from....er...you
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
# night
night
(the funky gibbon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Hehe . .
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# hurrah!
and hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Don't you
look down your nose at me, young lady
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# bah! you were needed earlier
comic sans required defending
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Some people,
I guess, aren't yet ready for the fony goodness of the comic sans. Our day will come!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# /me a comic sans addict

any other font just doesn't tickle my pickle
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Good work!
Have a badge:

(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# huzzah!
i loooove ittttt!!!!!

*edit can i use that on my website?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# it's practically compulsary.
supermoore wore his "i'm learning to love comic sans" badge on a date on sunday night. she/he/it didn't punch him, perhaps surprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# i think any girl that could refuse a guy wearing an 'i love comic sans' badge

would need her head re-testing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Feel free
Spread the word! The revolution is coming!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# YAY!

i'll find a suitably prominant spot for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Class.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# do you follow the hummus fast diet?
hummus shake for breakfast, hummus bar for lunch, and a normal meal for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# i think she fell into a cauldron when she was a baby
not sure what was in the cauldron, possibly hummus
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# here
have one of these tissues that i keep by my PC



oops
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bet it's difficult to find glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# woo and argh!
ooh yeah, I found the name of that animation package, tis called 'Digital Blue'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# ooh, thank you...
has kallus jnr done any more animating?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:13, archived)
# hee
yup, I'm busy transferrring it to this pooter and flashifying it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
# secret operation: "Ribbit"
(Scarab, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Goodness!
Did you make that in Flash?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# oh get a room you two!








oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# no i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# hehe...
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Froggy's stepped up
from the old 'sword and pistol' days, hasn't he?

Woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Draw !


It was a tough life for cats in the old west

Evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# haha brilliant!
reminds me of that otter post from last night
soup herb
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Doooood!
Excellent!
(Nursie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# super
b
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Tough for the Lemur too


Woo
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# tough times in the second world war also


woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Corking!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Duel!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# haha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# That duck looks a bit handy . . .
My cat doesn't stand much chance :(

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# yay to all!
are you sure? lemurboy is very quick...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# 'kin brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Captain CHUMPMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Zowie!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Zoweee... Cavey........
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Yay! Chump!
Yay! Captain Caveman!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# yaya!!!
teenangels were the bestest
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# I own three hours of Captain Caveman on video.
I may go and watch it now.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# snap
that's where I got the source image of Cavey from :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# *fwap. fwap. fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# *passes vileda supermop*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# thanks.... filled it, do you have another....


and woo captain chumpman!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# *passes industrial sized elephant cleaning bucket*
goodness - what a busy boy you are.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# RESULT!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Race!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# woo again!
i love you and your retro cartoon shoppery :)
h
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# What you lookin at Mister?
(Nursie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# double entry anyone?
\coat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# This is no time for accountancy!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Is there ever . .
a time for accountancy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Mark my words,
that time will come.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# I'm scared now . .
I shall watch the skies for the accountants . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# some freaky
seal/owl/bear experiment infront of me!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Face
like a smacked bum
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Hello Nursie
you seek entertainment

you seek enlightenment

you seek meaning

you are in the wrong place


WOOT
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Indeed I am!
Indeed I am, nary was there a greater nest of untruths and speculations!

Found my page then? It's one of those sites that starts when you know you want a page but you can't think why, and sprouts crap bits whilst you wait for inspiration.

It's been two years now......
(Nursie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# keep sprouting
I love to peruse random sites. People watching from a safe distance.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# I'm so sorry
you dirty dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# Not a new joke,
but still made me chuckle
(Amer3tan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Ta
I'm here to please
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# NOOOOO
the goatse the goatse the goatse the goatse the goatse the goatse the goatse the goatse the goatse the goatse the goatse the goatse etc
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# on a related note
did you know mr. goatse's domain is currently suspended due to inappropriate content?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# about
time
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# No way!!!!
You're shitting me!!?!?!!?
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# check it out
www.goatse.cx
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# yeah
buuuuuuuut I know a place where you can find all the goatse related info you could want.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# i never wanted
any of it!ever!

it forced its way into my life, and now i see goatse everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# you mean here?
you seem to get some reference every other minute
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# i was
attempting to show my mate something worse than tubgirl
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Your computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# i'd say that it's pretty certain that i'm no techie...
...it's taken me 9 months to manage to write a message on this board...
(poodle canoodle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# Try Mavis Beacon
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# oh, i can touch type...
it's the joining thing that i found hard.

(poodle canoodle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Fair do's.
Welcome, if that's appropriate after 9 months' lurkage :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# ta!
i have a fuzzy feeling inside...
(poodle canoodle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# that'd be the whole wombat you swallowed this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# wow.
Which word took you the longest?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Hurhur!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Hullo,
sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# HONKY!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Too bad it'd be a thread waste...
... if there was such a thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# The predictive text coding......
... should have rendered this as a kitten.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# hey hey hey! Stop that!
Look what happened as soon as he got that rabbit behind a bush!!!



borrowed from:

www.b3ta.com/board/3071491
(pleasedeletemeplease, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# ARSE FOG!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# SEA FROG!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# FROSAGE!*
*may not be a real word
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# sounds like frottage
but better for your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)
# is frottage good for your teeth?
i shall get the underground rather than the bus tomorrow morning.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# i suppose it depends how you do it
and where... it would add a novel twist to a trip to the dentists
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Um
if i pretend to understand that can i have a sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# yes. if you do a good job

but if you don't you must suck my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Are they strawberry flavour?
or lemon sherbert perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# It does rather look like a cloud of rectal rumination
dance man, dance like the wind!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# its a bush
a bush i say damn it!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# *rustle rustle*
(pleasedeletemeplease, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# There's no sense in
beating about the bush.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# Is that Michael Stipe?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# nah, he's busy trying to get his elephant onto the escalator
lazy sod
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# VB.NET is a cunt
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# hahahaha
i had that exact same conversation with someone a few weeks ago, having avoided even touching it i wouldn't know
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# It's evil
it's database accessing doodah stuff is being a right twat right now. And I can't for the life of me figure out why.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Stubborn hairs getting you down?


Quick and simple, a bit like me really
(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Inspired by that cock pic? ;-)
he doesn't look happy though hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# is the cock
still there? I dare not look
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# you want the cock?
u cant handle the cock!!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Stop the cock
Can't stop the cock
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# it's all about the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# i love the cock
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# respect the cock!
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# I AM the cock!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# your all cock.
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# in cock, no one can here you scream
(pleasedeletemeplease, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# poppycock
you just have to cock your head at the right angle
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Shameless penisroast
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# the Ys should be upside down...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# or
it says "ooW" "yaY"
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# That's what it says.
YAY OOW
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# You got the w in woo right
the y's should be the same way up as the w

I'm not complaining, mind
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# for ages, i have been wanting
someone to do a little animation where a cow says 'moo' and then jumps on the 'm' so it turns upside down and into a 'woo'. sadly, i dont think i'll get far with ms paint, and my lack of technical skills!
(poodle canoodle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# unless
mrs bobbit has been round...
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# amazing
how much shorter he looks with no hair.

yep looks a bit pissed that cat.
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Its made him older
but he's shrunk slightly...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# But his ears have gotten bigger
and his eyes have been siamesed.
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)
# heh heh heh...
new compo on free-tat.tk , winners for last weeks compo have been announced.

and apologies to anyone who receives the newsletter, i tried out my hosts mail merging newsletter app, and the crappy thing has displayed every subscribed members e-mail address... :/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# yay!
i got the first (and probably worst) caption in
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# This was hillarious in my head


But infact it's shite... hey ho
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# hah
yes, I can see why
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# mmm...
fresh country mints.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# it made me laugh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# hehe,
that wouldn't be funny anywhere else.
but here you get a woo for it.
(norumbegan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Sockeees
They've banned these on flights now:
(lordanthony_thecoat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)
# it's only a game show
put up a real good fight

he's gonna be snookering you tonight.
Oh yes.
(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Improvement
big improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i love jim davidson.
*punches self in face*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# don't do that.
you'll end up looking more like him.
(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# only if
you punch yourself in the face with a bottle of gin every few hours.
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# i already do.
i'm his stunt double at his "saucy" pantomime every year.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# I think
Jim Davidson should be ground up into a fine paste and then be exploded with 700lbs of dynamite. The resulting rubble and dust should be then flown, in a shiny new spaceship, to Pluto where his mutilated ashes will be left to freeze until the Universe finally implodes to an infinitely dense point.

Too harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# needs to be quicker.
cant hang around 800,000,000,000,000,000,000 years for that.
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# yeah
what did pluto ever do to you?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Pluto
made racist jokes about my grandmother and then
broke into my greenhouse to piss on my runner beans.

I hate Pluto, worst of all the planets.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Even Holst didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# fair enough then
bastard planets, who do they think they are, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# He sort of looks like James Hunt now.
Which fits nicely with the appropriate rhyming slang.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# I was thinking Mick Jagger
but I'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# the chav sparrow returns from hunting

happy meals all round, and a bifta for him
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Chav-Finch!
Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# woo
how many of them birds will be filling nests of their own before theyve learnt to fly
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# ok, i'll admit this is a radical view given that they can be fucknuts sometimes
but is anyone else a leeetle bored of the chav bashing?

nooffense meant to either of these pics incidentally i think i just have burbery fatigue
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# dya wanna fight mush?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# erm.
no.
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# well.
it's not as if you're going to get many of them on here. apart from me, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# oi!
get that white lightning out of my sight
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# but i've mixed it with red bull.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# pure
class
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# *collapses*
and put that rollup out! you'll set fire to your cap
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# cost me three quid off the market, this cap did.
it's real burberry, though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)
# too right
you must have watched Adam Hart-Davis

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)
# wow
fashion gurus, RIGHT there

very woofull pic
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# 00 ...A full burbry suit
who ever first made burbry should die a horrible horrible death
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# the first person to spell it correctly
should win a prize

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# The first person to spell it correctly
is obviously a chav themselves...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# I expect its spelt burbry...
...on the label in THAT outfit!
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Chavhog...

Little prick.
BaDum Dum...




(Tish)
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# I dont know wether to stamp on it coz its a chav
or go awwwww coz its so cute
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# well it is giving us the finger so i say stamp
but make sure your boots have thick heels.
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
He's got an attitude problem. What'd I ever do to him?
WOO to the minichav.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Awww, it's like a cute, little, spiky bundle of chavness
Woo!
(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# too cute
for words
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# fosters?
don't they normally drink diamond white?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# "Muh! By 1950, we'll put a man on Saturn!"


But for an accident of birth, the outcome of The Odessa Conference and, by consequence, world history, could have been very much different.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Patrick Moore...
plays the xylophone
(Scarab, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Pa Pa PaPaPa PATRICK!
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Where the hell
is Sunshine Elephant when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Um
I tried to look this up and get it... but I don't.

help.. my 20th century history is vague
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# That bloke in the hat (not Stalin)
was Mr Molotov, who gave his name to the famous 'Molotov cocktail'. The Yalta Conference is where the Cold War is said to have begun as the Yanks and Russians basically carved the world up between them whilst Churchill resignedly realised Eastern Europe was going to be Bolshevised "and there isn't a ruddy thing I can do about it"
(fourplusone, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)
# ah I see
not a ruddy thing.
so I take it that patrick moore replaces churchill.

and you can just see Armenia with the naked eye...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# That looks more like
the meeting at Tehran.
/pedant
(Armer Farmer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# When stripping goes a bit overboard....
(Scarab, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# he's not naked!
he's wearing goggles
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# And rather a lot of black soot
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# hahahahhaaha
giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# no...
they're definitely goggles...
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# squarrow
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# top shop!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# thats damn fantastic
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# I want one
I want one NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Bootifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Ooooo
I love that woo yay!
(Flower has a new job!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# High cockalorum!
That's an ace woo for an ace image!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# ooooh, bit of class there
wooyay!







bit big though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)
# you'd be surprised how often i hear those three phrases
(:

oopsie, sorry sizewise
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# in that order?


s'alright, it's not sooo big, not like the 14mb gif that someone posted last night
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha 14mb !
* remembers a mr. bear episode that was 300k *

* goes all quiet *
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# i seem to remember saying at the time
that it was probably worth the 300Kb as it was spectacularly ace
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# good god
that is beyond woo, yay or houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Wouplay?
all three together?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# that is chutzpah
and he wins 10 points
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# perfect!
absolutely faultless
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)
# Fantastic!
Bloody squirrels, always eating all the nuts.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)
# aww
that is so gorgeous...!

woo and yay.

resize to 280px...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# squirrow? sparrel?
Woo YAY!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# that is amazingly cute...
gorgeous :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Totally acer!!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# ...
Just think how much cat's would like to get hold of one of those...2 of their favourite foods in one neat package...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# that is very good
houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# spooky mash?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Eww!!!
ick that's disturbing.

You do realise I'm going to have nightmares about that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)
# artsy!
Worthy of both a woo and a yay:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)
# that's really
awesome!

perdy in a creepy way
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# WOO YAY
Gothic. LOve that kind of art. Another Woo.
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)
# nice...
quality mashing...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i would!


what? don't look at me like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Ooh.
It's turning into a good night for arty stuff.

On which note, random unconnected linky: here.

Edit: Wow. Random site change since I was last there.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)

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