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# Damn Linux!!!
(Scarab, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Is that
comic sans?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# M'lud, I think it might be
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# nice work there
I love her pained/worried expression
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# that's
cos he is better than you.

sliding about on the ice and eating fish.

what a lovely life.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
#
THE COMIC SANS!!! THE COMIC SANS!!!
THE COMIC SANS!!! THE COMIC SANS!!!
THE COMIC SANS!!! THE COMIC SANS!!!
THE COMIC SANS!!! THE COMIC SANS!!!
THE COMIC SANS!!! THE COMIC SANS!!!
THE COMIC SANS!!! THE COMIC SANS!!!
THE COMIC SANS!!! THE COMIC SANS!!!

etc...
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
#
www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=2614
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Jesus - Have you seen that spacker bear popup?
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# No, I haven't
Sorry IE users
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# I was the over 50,000,000th visitor then!
woo I feel so special
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# You know fonts.
Where can I get free futura bold? I refuse to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Try
about.com's fonts, I think
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# have you tried P2P networks?
i got a few good font sets off kazaa
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Search in 'Software'?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# yep
just search for fonts and yu get loads of zip files with 100s
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# email
via my profile and I'll send it to you...
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# i am confused







that is all
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# In Space....

No-one wants to get on the train
(jaggyboy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Kill it
NOW!!!
(pengon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Would you?
(pengon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# .
Repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# pilowcase over head
then yes ,

or from behind.

actually I don't care ...

YES YES YES
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Think I
already have
(Scary, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# yes...

...in the arse...

...DRY
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Now THAT
made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Did it?
Are you sure you were dry?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# i see what you did there
cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Woo-hoo
titty wank!

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *spurt*
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# ...
twice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Hell yeah
Again and again and again...

*fwap*
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# mmmm
c*ck cushions
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Green Door!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# hope you like brimstone, sir.
wooooo i say.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# shakin stevens is my uncle
.
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# You're joking right?
How is Wales very own elvis-a-like doing these days anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# he isn't really i was just dreaming
i tell people i'm junior masterchef 1993 aswel. some people believe me so i make up a recipie and tell them i was in the blue kitchen. try it sometime. but pick another year so we don't clash. hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
#




Woo to you sir ...

Shakin' Stevens??!! My mother once bought me a Shakin' Stevens album for my birthday. *

*100% fact, sadly
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# did it have a computer game on side B ?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Computer game??
We're talking 1982 ...

/coat
/tweed cloth cap
/scarf
/geriatrics home
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# A little
poem to show off my cultured side.*



*even cultured people can be crap at poetry!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Yay!
FP it!
FP it hard!
Edit: Congratulations on 1000 posts:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# that should be the b3ta anthem. FACT.
someone set that to music this INSTANT.

I COMMAND IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# I loves it
I do
(spungo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Woo!
Problem is B3ta doesn't rhyme with 'away'

Apart from that a big woo!
(Scary, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# I guess it's the when people who don't know say it.
Like our lass - "Have you been on bee 3 tee ay all day?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# I've always said it as 'bee three tee ay'
..even after reading the faq.

The reason? Well if I say 'beeta' no-one has a fucking clue what I'm going on about =)
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# it does
if you pronounce it Bee-three-tee-ay

Poetic licence, or sommat.
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# no
it rhymes with parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Yay!
Yay! for B3ta poetry: v.v.nice (:

Edit: and that was your 1000th post: how apt that it was a classic (:
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# thank you
muchly, kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Splendiferous
Most woosome and yet also yay!!!!
(its a bloody shambles, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# wooo i likee
alpooh yay oow
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Pure Class
staple it to the front page NOW
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Pure
lyrical genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# That is special
in the GOOD way.
w/y/h three times over.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# This is very, very good!
Though, is that Goatse´s gash in Munter´s mouth?

Edit: Why is it not frontpaged? It IS THE frontpage itself!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I'm sorry..
I just think this is a quality picture and proof that if Picasso was alive today he would be a B3TAN...

www.butterfields.com/lib/images/7469/7469K-1532.jpg

I hope this isn't deemed as a threadwaste....
(Boomshanka, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# haha!
classness
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Sometime surrealist artist in "creating surreal image" shocker!
Salvador Dali unavailable for comment. At a press conference earlier today, Monet told reporters from the Pedantry Times "I always had the *impression* he was a cubist, but then he gave me a slap around the face with a four-dimensional fish." From behind his apple, the man with the bowler hat was reported to have said "Ma greet big heed gone an' be hid beheed this fruit!" - to which Julian Clary denied all knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# He already is
(HoTWire, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# YAAY!
hahahahah nicely done!
(Ush, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Truly
Wonderful..
(Boomshanka, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# New spin on the Hemale/Shemale series of quizzes...

(This one's German btw)
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# pfffft
woo to you
someone make one

i reckon goth on this one
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# WILL YOU LISTEN!
The source pic for your Goth Triangle Player. Where from?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# randomly off pbase
dunno where from

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Can you post the original?
I think I know her.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# i can do, but not at the mo cos i'm at work
will do later/tomorrow if you want
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Mime- he almost looks happy.
Nice poem by the way.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Quiz it!
Quiz it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Neither
he’s just pale and been sucking on a Liquorice allsort.


Good idea for a game though.
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# cheer up goth!
.
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Sorry No Picture ... But
Whilst searching for a new home phone .....

I 'came' across this from Amazon..

Look under items you may also like ... how did they know?

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Why
Would that be there ?
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Maybe
Most trendy mobile wankers, are quite literally...wankers and bought it.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# hehe
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# uncanny
did tonka ponker tonkerton jump out of a washing machine at you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# EH
don't follow ya
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# What is the username all about?
Have you really touched her legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Yes I did
The day before yesterday , I was commision to cast an impression of her leg

Ha Ha
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# rather you than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# tonka ponker tonkaton - tara palmer tomkinson
she likes to jump out of washing machines (she said so on a talk show)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# you bin shopping for some
strange things in the past.

Or someone else has.

Why would you need horrid jizz mags if your phone is broken...... Oh I see, no chatlines...
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I was
looking for a hands free option.

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# or perhaps a voice activated
google image searcher???

"Bigger" "older" "hairy" "goatse"*


*last choice may not be true
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# there's more...
Change the "show items" selection to loosely related
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# WTF?
What sort of shagging database are those fools using?

select top 10 * from Amazon..Products where Description like '%'

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# crikey...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Whats so funny
about an electric toothbru..

oh.
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I make a point of buying things in odd combinations to warp these things ... but that is just ricockulous)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# no.
just no.
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Then I remember in 1918 the opportunity came to train as a pilot,

but that came to a stop when they found out about my gammy hind leg
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Woo!
Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# woo
yay
(Scarab, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# WTF?!?!
I have to find something to clean my monitor with now.

seriously, that's never happend before

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Yay!
Tell me he's got Rowley Birkin's voice, pleeeeeeeease!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I'd quite like him
to have Terry-Thomas' voice

(but this applies to anybody/anything really)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Either will
do very nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# fucking genius
woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# fucking marvellous!
top notch insectry...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Woo!
That's awesome. GReat captioneering
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# i say i say i say
most tip top
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# woo
insectacular
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# gah!



c'est tout
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# You big fucking loon.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# that's
woosome
(Sigma5, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Yay
Bugtastic!
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# GOAL!
Part 3



Part 1

Part 2
(wallaby of folk-rock, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# woo!
Stop the board! Everyone must appreciate a quo/sensible soccer post. I heart Sensible Soccer.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# hehe
almost didn't spot them...


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# 'kin hell
sensible soccer o.o

woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Christ
I love that game!! (and Canon Fodder)
(Dustjunky, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# can
you get Cannon Fodder for the PC???


and WOO to the excellent pixelly Quo
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# You can probably download it
here
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# not at work I can't
*sends link home*

thanks anyway
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Disallowed.
The Quo are offside.

w/y/h!

edit: Additional woo yay to the other pics, particularly the Outrun one.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# yay
sensible soccer!

edit: like eveyone else said...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Quo park rangers?
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Eeh thems were the days...
Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Arf
that am tres woo
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# WOO!!!
I have to ask - where the bloody hell do you get your Mame ROMS from?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# these are good
keep them coming! woo
(bee, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Wait up ...
who's that in goal??

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Doooooo Mooooooo
Doooooo Mooooooo
Doooooo Mooooooo

That's a ready-made football chant
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# We need ...
MEMEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(that's no ball etc etc)
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:18, archived)
# related quo computergame repost
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# bluggin' hell! the little bastard bit me!!
*gets band-aid*
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# woo
are band aid gonna sing to take your mind off the pain?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# no i mean
the little plastic strips you put on booboos
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# hehe
you said booboos
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Run!
Pregnant Sausage is going to turn into a weretoad!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Wherever there's a Guinness in need of drinking...
he'll be there!

Biggify, should you be crazy enough to want to

It's quite camp and very crappy, but I've had no work/email to do for a while... sorry
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# bejeesus
he be woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# ahh guinness
as the old saying goes "it'll turn your shit black and make you fat"
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Guinness V. Priest
They both wear black, both wear a white collar, and if you get a bad one it'll rip the arse out of you!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I love Paint
(I'm afraid of wet bread, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Is it
a cross between a fish and a microwave oven?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Its
A pikerowave...

I wish I was funnier
(I'm afraid of wet bread, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# YES!
Pikerowave!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# She told me she wanted to try something different in the bedroom.


BIGGER
(Sigma5, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Fwappin 'ell,
that's good, that!

edit: nice tagging too.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Reminds me of the Reeves and Mortimer sketch
with Slade in it.

"This monster truck super-glue is everywhere!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# where is your sig?
I've looked everywhere....is it the subtle marking on the chair in the background is actually sigma?

hmmmm i wonder if my girlf would be up for the ceiling walk manouvre tonight, fanx for the inspiration!
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# on the thing above teh curtains
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# sigma5
spotting your sig is a great game, can you make loads, with differing degrees of difficulty, street fighter style levels?
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# street fighter levels of difficulty hehehe
It really depends on how much time I have
but I try to make them interesting :)
(Sigma5, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# it's on
the pelmet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# you said
pelmet!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# the green curtain thingy
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# YAY!!!
i found your tag, and in only 2 minutes this time.......im getting better
(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Yay - that am fwaptastic
next time don't pit a sig on it - drive everyone crazy looking for it...

W/Y/H

Edit: oops - I'm hanging off mother inferior by mistake. Oh well...
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Phwoar!!!!
Woo to you sir!

If only that was 280 width it'd probably be on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# ooooooh subtle
thats a sooper subtle subvertive sig that chuffed as hell i found it
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Good hold
on that hair laquer
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Woo, yay...
... and goodnight.

(And a big generic woo to everyone for today's pics.)
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# checked bedspread
and a silver tea service?
you should have told her to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# squeezing 'em didn't work
so in the end, I just got 'em pierced...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# urg
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Took ages, shouldn't have
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# baddum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
fp it it
fp it now
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# If only
Its a big besides, was expecting shouts of 'make it bigger' can't see it. etc...
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# it's not too big for a fp.
280 px wide. No limit on height.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# yeah, it's the width that matters....
as the actress said to the...


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Amen to that
I would very much like an FP but can't see it happening.

/reverse pyscology
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# pyscology?
Is that the study of people's urine?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# i've had a 2000 pixel high fp
it's no probs
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Blimey o'riley!
Was that the only image on the FP? What was it anyway?
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# ten pictures whatever the height of them all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Summat
What was the source for you Goth trianglist picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# dangerous levels of punnage
please stand back..
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# funny though it is
it's not a pun
(Erdos, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# *repeatedly bangs head against wall*




Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Picket!!!!
Picket hard!!!!
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# velly good.
velly good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Had to get this off my chest...
My relationship with the dear old Nme has become strained of late...

It's a love hate relationship...
(It's also about a week late)
edit: at this point I should say I like both the Nme and nirvana. But not when it gets like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# nme does stand for
nirvana's music exclusively
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# nobhead music elitists
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# needs more effort
no more excuses
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# new music excluded
nipples made erect
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# not my echidna
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# its all true!
i was 17 when he karked it, and i consider it to be a wee bit (about a year) before my time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I remember the anniversary
some kid on here was saying Kurt RIP all day, just replying about how much he missed him. He was SIX when the guy topped himself. SIX.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# my ex had one of those shirts with his face and the dates of his birth and death
im so glad im not with her anymore!
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
# I was 20.
And he is an important cultural figure. Before his band, all was MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice. All was crap. All of it.


(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah, but he's no Peter Andre
is he?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# oh whoa whoa oh oh
mysterious girl... lalala...

*loads shotgun*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# *puts on Elmer Fudd hat*
That wascally wanker....

KER-BLAM!!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# erm
a tribe called quest, de la soul, public enemy,faith no more, the beatles, elvis...he was important but there was stuff b4 him come on
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# rap-rap-rap-jazz fusion-ancient-ancient
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# pixies
chili peppers
beastie boys
led zep
janis joplin

he was of medium influence at best
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# crap
shite
boring
worst band of all
overrated


*snicker* *snicker* *snicker*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# oh ya wee trolling bastid!
away and listen to celine dion


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# mindpiss!!
I was just about to add "is in a trolling mood" to my username!

Sorry. I really aught to go. I'm just being a twat.

Toodle Loo!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# say hi
to celine
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# DAVE GROHL
now theres an important cultural figure
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm dave grohl
*rubs knees*

*girl-fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Yes,
all music before Kurt, the guy who called "Smells..." a Pixies rip-off. Crap.

Besides - Pearl Jam were better, but Kurt's prettier than Eddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# pearl jam were better!
and they got slated by everyone at the time...surely that makes them more "alternative"
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# One word.
MUDHONEY

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# YES
yes!
(white_riot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# You forgot
"CHRIST YES!!"

EDIT: Nice lurkage :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# They are
100% UPPERCASE
musical Brian Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Well said.
Well bloody said.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# youre right there
another two words
THE MISFITS
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# the sarcasm
it burns! it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# yeah,
thats what i heard too. apperantly in those dark days, music hadnt even been invented. its just a damn good thing he came along changed that....

GET OVER IT!
(white_riot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Kurt!
I love you Kurt!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# ha!
ha!ha!
(white_riot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# he also blew out a portion
of his head

why idolise someone who kills themselves at 27


not even cool enough to die naturally at that age like jimi or jim
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Naturally?
Hardly!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
# well
not of their own plan
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# i dunno
i think a drug OD is natural causes for a rockstar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# because, um , well, you see....
I was actually starting to quite like them, and then he shot himself and i thought "what a fucking twat"

Some ace tunes though
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# i agree
great song writer fucking twat
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# How the fuck
do you work out that Jimi Hendrix died naturally!!?

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# I
find choking on one's own vomit after a massive overdose to be frequently listed as natural causes ... actually, come to think of it, round my way it probably is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# rpst
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Looking back
Roland still felt bitter that he was never accepted at school.

(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# But
they look so happy in a nappy.
http://www.big-baby.org/
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Pearost cos It's the best thing I've ever done!


Please don't hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# ken
dalllllllllllllll
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# its
a fatty in a nappy
(steve0, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Row-laaaaaaand!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Yaaaaayyyyyyy
rat fans!
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# That's just sooo wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)

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