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# Mushroom Mushroom


(Mad Frank, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# ohh that be lovely :)
'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# *whistles the choon*
*and does acompanying hand movements to jog memeory of movie title*

still no joy

Woo any way to a great sunny background, and shroomness
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# for the love of god - dont look into his eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# *Looks into eyes*
Nah Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# me too
my god obviosuly isn't your god.

bows and woo's to supposed evilness of small children.
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Ack.
I looked.

/falls on floor, legs in the air in comedy manner and dies without dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# babies are so evil
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# geeezus
someone inform that woman her baby has jaundice!
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# some one
better tell mother to-be inferior about this fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# I made this
to convince the Mrs that she doesn't really want to get into mother-to-be-inferior's condition just yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# It's the devil's child!
by antonye

pea-roast central
(antonye, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# You're all my children nowwwww!
Bwuhahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# it was all a misunderstanding really
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
the woman saying rolf mayo am great
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# was
he just trying to tickle him?

w/y/h
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Rolf Mayo
is a historical phrase.

Like
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
or
"All thy wench are belong to us"
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I don't think i posted this

can't remember
(smoglane!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# is that the fear's little brother?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
seemlessly woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# cock-a-doodle-moo

one month with tattyshop and still a seamstress
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# fuck-a-doodle-doo!
lovely picture.
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# my God man,
don't you ever sleep?
You seem to have been on the board for two days straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# He's more machine
than man, now...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Sleep?
sleep is for the weak, sleep is for the pitiful, sleep is for the...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# *You* can collect the fucking eggs.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I'm certainly...
...not going to steal her disgourged ovulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# You'd need
A whole loaf to make enough soliders for one of those bad boys!

great picachure
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# cock-a-woodle-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# That sir,
is damn fine!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# That's brilliant
Have a bendy bully
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Morning everybody

Lot of skill went into this?
(smoglane!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Groan
...
(pengon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# jeeesus
how long did that take me to work out

*groan/arf*
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Greyscale minstrels?
;)

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# 20 minutes later...
Arf! Pfffffftfff...

Racism, eh? You know. Marvellous. Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Strangely,
looking at the picture is more fun than watching Spike Lee's "Bamboozled".

Actualy, not strange at all...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# *groan*
that took me ages
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Pearoast for....

....the dayshift
(pengon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# all hail me my children
NO Ron, get out of the way!

hoopityhoooupla!
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Pearoast for....

no reason
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# pearoast time?
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# mmmmmmm
I'm horny too!

calls first number in black book for lunch time releif
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# I can play at that game!


(last time. Promise. - It's still the best thing I've ever done!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Arf!
That's quite good!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# I love my gollywog
i got mine when it was still ok to call them that
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# That's rare.
Does it clean your house and do the garden and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Are we walking the tightrope over offensiveness?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Not me!
I'm running!
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# On the unicycle
of political correctness
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# ...as the juggler of destiny
tosses the balls of fate and is ushered away by the ringmaster of time...

/Humph
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# hyuck hyuck!
:))
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# What do you call it now?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# I call it
George
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Ahh, a good MANLY
name for a stuffed toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Hmmmm
Perhaps not the best thing you've ever done, but I second it if it is. After all, everyone has done a super dump at one time in their lives.

Edit: Gollywogs am the bestest.
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# genius!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Saw that and
instinctively went for an accelerator pedal under my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Thought I'd try and do something a bit different...
(davidaitch, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# How rare!
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# ha ha
stab him in the face, STAB HIM HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# If you haven't had your work syndicated,
then there's no justice in the world.

This is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# oooh
that's proper proffesh!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Bizarre
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# I used to work in marketing
.....this is the norm.

edit/ Woo to yoo Mr aitch
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Hello my little lurker
How are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Fine and Dandy
and you my larger rabbity friend ?

(typed fiend at first)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# That is very very good
Woo Yay Houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# yooooooooooooooou
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

untapped markets, think of the children! more $/bang in my book!


*looks through the triple glazing at the outside world, and leaves the world of office and maketing for once*
yey for sun
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# HUZZAH!
If he don't get stabbed in the face, where can you stab him?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Soup herb
and oh so wierd

i think they're ribena berries
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Brilliant, utter lunacy (in a good way)
woo yayus
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Wow
That is so woo!
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# marvelloos!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Great.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Triffic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# that is wonderful
WOO WOO WOO WOO YAY

My partner works in Marketing and she'll love that!!!
(garfi3ld, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# I thought they sponsored the IRA?
(pengon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# but what about the marlon brando lookalikes?
w/y
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Sacre
bleu
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Hamsters from space part one


Hello everyone, and for my first post I bring you hamsters from space
(asajbt, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# hooray!
welcome!

p.s. RUN YOU FOOLS! RUN LIKE THE WIND!

heh, I said wind
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# POOT!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# yay!
hello new person
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# what is a vocal
mash may i ask?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# aaaah
if you send me a sample of you singing (preferably a nursery rhyme) then i will turn it into as tune
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# ooh right,
sounds trés interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# dunno how well it would work
or how long it would take for me to do them, but hey, it's my contribution to the world
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# ignore him up there
he's mad

WELCOME
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# am not
may I sniff your folicles?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# not you dear

but summat

he's crazy i tell ya
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# does this mean i can then?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# of course you can

*passes folicles*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# thank you
*sniiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffff*

ahhhhhhh

[edit]may i fwap on them?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# as long as you clean up after yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# thank you
you are most gracious

*commences fwapage*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# you cant talk to your new
groom bride like that
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Is it any good?
Going tonight and i'm curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# yes its really good
although not really what i was expecting

alot of people seemed disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# hehe
do you just have that answer in your clipboard or something?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# i keep getting asked it
and i am not one of those people to talk about anything in the plot because i hate it when people spoil movies for me

so to answer your questions yes i do
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# amen to that
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# I saw it last night too
and can't make up my mind about it, I really enjoyed the first half, then its seemed to wimper away... want to see it again really
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# yeah know what you mean
but its typical tarrantino challenging film making. It makes you think rather than just showing you, thats what i felt anyway
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# You are both mad
I can stalk you during the week.
(between the hours of 11 and 2)
If thats any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# i was looking for something more full time

but it's a start i suppose.

you gonna make that pic?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# I would but 2 minor points
1) I have no pics of myself
2)I'm in the wrong building none of these computers are image softwear equiped.
(and my mum nicked my PC so it is far away)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# i'll just imagine it

*imagines*

hahahhaa you've got jelly on you!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# *throws jelly on mostly*
Ahahaha
now you do as well
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# bitch

*rubs all over body*

feels kinda nice actually
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# yes but mostly is stalking you weekdays
you can't stalk each other, that's just not cricket
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# I'll stalk you as well
If you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# take two stalkers into the shower?
hmmmm.... ok then
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Shower?
Who said anthing about the shower?

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# i thought you could only have one stalker by law

after that it's called a fan club
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Fine then
*gets to work on I Heart mostly and summat banners*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# yay someone love's me

i may not need a stalker now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# I'll stalk you anyway
(just in case)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# thankyou dear
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# i have a fan club
YAY me!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# The banners are for Mostly, Mother, Me
And anyone else who wants to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# i doubt mostly will join
he's jealous of my superstar status
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# i am not jealous at all

mind out for that falling piano
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# it's like the chuckle brothers round here...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# *sigh*
I will have a look through my books, but I can't promise anything...there's a big demand for quality stalkers these days...unless you want one of the cheaper ones (bad spelling, no grasp of basic grammar but big...hair)?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# i'm only after quality one's i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# i like to think i have the rolls royce of stalkers
;)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# You betcha
I can even stalk in haiku form...I am a first-level stalking ninja *feel my aura*

That, obviously, wasn't a haiku...will bring you one for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# *feels aura*
oooh it's all warm
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# And snuggly, but in need of a wash.
Right, must do some work. See you at lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# laters
*blows kiss*
*blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# *shows bottom*
But not in goatse form, that would be wrong (and inappropriate). Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# did someone say Haiku?
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# delightful
;p bukakke smiley?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Ewwww
Nasty.
but most woo.

*gags at thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# That Hampster am Hooooj !!
Woo and welcome !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# KILL IT NOW! HAMSTERS FROM SPACE ARE PURE EVIL!
welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, you'll never leave, etc. etc.

woo to your pic!
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# THanks more to come if you likes (special friends now)
YOUR WOO IS the FIRE that fuels me
(asajbt, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Is it a hamster?
Fucksocks...my small mammal recognition skills are all to hat today...anyway, must do some work. See you (hopefully with my first post, woo!) at lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# ooh a newbie!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Panowie!
nice one new person. woo and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Welcome
Woo to your very deformed hamster sci fi theme.
(how can they smell with those helmets on?)
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# My wife went on holiday to Switzerland
Bern?
NO, damn near froze to death

badum-tish
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# HELLO!
HHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMSSTERRS IIIIIIIIIIINNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE

Bring us more! only with naughty space hamster vixens


who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# hello, nice to see you, woo
\pedant, but i think its a coypu
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Welcome....
The real Prime Minister, and his aide.

When you understand this post, you are a full community member.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# ITV grow desperate, and so reveal their new ITV sport lineup
in the wake of the Lyneham resignation and Big Ron's TWUNT-like outburst...


(OhnobMcWizzPop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# heh heh heh
i need a joey template if anyone will make one (.PSD) please for the kit
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# You mean a cut-out of his head?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# yes.
yes i do.

/belms
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# I'll get on it now.
You want it e-mailed?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# ta.
e-mail in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# thankee
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# just google joey deacon

clear pic of him comes up
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# well i've spent quite a long time getting the other pics together
and just wondered if anyone would be helpful enough to contribute.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# i think i have one

but it's at home
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# ^^^ look up
chobb is on the case :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# "Come on ref, he took a...
DIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# That would be one of the few occassions that I might actually
enjoy watching football commentators discuss match tactics. "I SAY A 4,4,2 APPROACH - AND FOR THE STRIKER TO DIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEE IN THE BOX!".
"Mnnnnghggnnghhhhg nnnghhhmmmmmnnmmnn, blem!"
"Fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# ladies *fwapping*

what a concept

*looks bemused*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Ladies fwap too
only not so publically - save for Jordan and Pamela Anderson.

But this fwappage belongs to Domo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# o.k.

i just always thought the femenine equivilent was flicking

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Flicking, fwapping, beating the meat
it's all the same.

This is a rather adult conversation for this time in the morning *blushes and runs away*

Got to go now anyway, need to visit my James in hospital soon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# k.o.

give him my regards

but not my tendons
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# He needs your fresh organs; liver, kidney, spleen, heart
not for himself but it's a little side business we run. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# your quite welcome to them all

however my liver needs to dry out before being passed on
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Beloved Brian has just been on a Stars in their eyes Preview on
This Morning. He talked about climbing mountains. For real. Superstar.
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Oooh oooh oohh !!
The Blessed One is going to be on Stars ? When ? This Saturday ?

*falls over with excitement*

(no, really)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# grrr again


now with 36% added sinister animation
(whizzo, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Now I'm afraid, very afraid
But I have the solution.

"I gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun!"

woo yay especially for the lightning
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# The perspective on that gun is messing with my head.
Still, small rodents with firearms? WooYay!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Yes ideally I would have liked the gun pointing forward
but that's all I had.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# Gives the picture a certain surrealist aspect.
Whereas, a hamster with a large gun is otherwise totally normal...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Normal in my world.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
#

http://www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# "Come on who ordered the Domokun?"
haha - anything featuring Domo is class in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Tilt it! Tilt it hard!
Woo.

Follow me, Don't follow me. I've got my spine I've got my...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
#
orange crush.

Michael Stipe says orange crush (the drink) is wretched.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# !
ACE
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# following on from Mr Bojangles post...
and inspired by the b-b-b-b-birmingham short...

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)
# uugggh
drains blocked at work, arghhh it stinks in here
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# is it right that i'm singing that to the tune
'i i i i i i like you veeeery much'?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Yes,
But now you have got everybody started...
(udlras, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# well,
it fits the tune... so go for your life!

for those not in the know...
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Manchester
had an unbelievably bad slogan recently - 'Manchester: We're up and going'

And the spokesperson for the 'initiative' was Lloyd Grosman.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# 'ning
to you this fine and sunny morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# ning to you
tis a luverly day
and i have a week off next week.... bet it rains
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Hope for sun!
I'm going to be stuck to a computer all weekend so Its should be sunny then.
Just because I cant get out to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# it's always the way :(
i'm going to monkey world though, come rain or shine
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# you back you are
www.b3ta.com/board/3083361

i think you left before i posted this
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Yes I did...sorry
That is possibly the most sureal thing anyone has ever asked me.
Ever
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# so you'll do it then?
;¬)

i aim to scare.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# er i think i'm stepping on SEs territory

it's a meerkat on a moped
just dabbling in flash
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# that
is very woosomeage!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Most Woosome
(there's a lot of pet shops in that very long street, though...)
;-)
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# well it's a roundabout and they built houses on the turn off
so he couldnt escape, he was causing a catastrophe in the real town, but now he's contented just riding around and around
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Most woosome - that am class in a Flash
I have a scooter riding spider yob
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# ahah
he's got everything! chav, ipod (stolen of course) ... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# He's famous for such tv series as
"Stop, Police!", "Most Dangerous Drivers!", "Drunken twats fight outside a pub and wee themselves."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# I was led to believe Jim Morisson's grave was in Paris


Not true, I found it in Widecombe ...

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# what, Anne Widecombe?
ewwwwwww


W/Y/H to the pic
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Widecombe, Devon
(Obviously)
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Oh, sorry
*snigger*
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Anne
Wid...?

/er
(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Shpooky,
Just talking about Widecombe last night in the pub, the weirdest cafe I have ever been to was in Widecombe!

/irrelevant?
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Not really
I was only last night discussing rubbing a chicken.
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# It keeps me
Off the streets!

Try pledge.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Paintmash Beadle
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# snigger, guffaw
and indeed, fnar
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)
# pfffft
fantasticles
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# who's testicles?

i always thought his right hand was the smaller
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Its perspective, obviously...
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# heh heh
spaz-handed twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# That made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha
that made me giggle louder
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# pfffft
perfect expression
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaaahaaaahaahahahaaahaaa
*deep breath*
hahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahaaahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# arf
(wallaby of folk-rock, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# ahahahahaha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahahahah
*breath* hahaha
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Here, have a crap paintmashed dragon

Hmm, I think it needs to be more fluffy.
(Experiment 626, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Oooh.
That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# marbelarse!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# that
is very far from crap. Nice red-on-black
line action there!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# I like this.
It's like the dragon at night. Woo.
(Small Beer, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# oooooo
very realistic* and very very woo
Me like



*dragons are/were** real, so there!
**delete according to power of delusion
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# quite amusing in places
www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

it is SFW
(Mr. Partyhat, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# haha
that am funny!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# yes i shall be chuckling for a while


Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
(Elusive Squirrel, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# I liked the pirate one
him: I'm going limp

her: Yaaaaaar!
(Mr. Partyhat, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# I heard that the BBC
were bringing this show back...



With Big Ron Atkinson as the host!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha
class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# With critiques by...
... Germaine Greer and Ron Atkinson?
(microsaulxp, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Woo!
Has she been drinking milk?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# she's been drinking the queen's milky wee.
it's full of winsdorly goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Thanks.
Now I feel sick...

:¬(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# how can you feel sick at the thought of the queen's milky wee?
/stands patriotically

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# *attempts to stand*
*slips and falls in own vomit*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Hmmm... slipping overin one's own vomit
whilst listening to a midi of "God Save The Queen"? Just another night in for Supermoore, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Looks like the girl at reception.
She bit my leg the other day...and that's not milk, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Unshopped Japanes product


A fermented milk drink
(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Yakult?
Not an appestising colour, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Or brand name
CALPIS
(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# *looks closer*
"Calpis"? Sounds delightful.

Is that a can of beer I see?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# ha
interview with ron in the paper this morning
ron interview

unfortunately it was done last week, if you read between the lines though.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Arf
Silly and offensive, my favoutite!

W/Y/H
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# menstral? as in the curse?
that's an entirely different sort of show surely???

EDIT: ahh it's spelt differently.
(bldcel, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)

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