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# Corp. Cottontail, 2nd Artillery Division.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# but thats not artillery
/pedant

very well done tho, woo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# It is for rabbits
they dont need the longer range cos they're so much closer to the ground.




/looks shifty
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Who is Donny?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# were you listening to the dudes story?
then you have no frame of reference, your like a child wandering lost into the middle of a conversation....


not seen the big lebowski? if not, do so..............NOW
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# big lebowski
hello, the SQL-demon is about, has the newsletter gone out then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# ...
i am
(I am the Nuns, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# ...shut the fuck up donny...
hey dude... is your profile picture taken in the FALCON???
(I am the Nuns, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# mindpiss deluxe o.o
www.b3ta.com/board/3084427
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Hehe,
just saw that, scary!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Seperated at birth?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# i read that as
onion, vanilla and rhubarb yogurt and nearly chucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# I'd eat it!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# i bet you say that
to all the girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# that is mind piss
in the extreme
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# awww
lil' bunny wabbit gonna blow your head off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# That is...
(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# gah!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Thats what I get for not hitting f5
doh! Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# OH YEAH ? !!?
*jumps up and bites chennoble on ankle*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# my wife has a pet
rabbit called cottontail.

unfortunately he doesn't look like that pic

woo
(teasus likes tea, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] hello Stalin

quick 'n' dirty for t'compo
(teasus likes tea, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Why oh why
is Freddy Mercury in there, second from right?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# ...
Mumma, i just killed 20 million of my own people..
Took their ration cards away,
locked them up til they all died....


(pssst! It's Josef Stalin not freddie)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# ..
momma just killed a man,
put her fat up to his head,
tensed her body
now he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# damn good question
BIFIK
(teasus likes tea, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# stalin?
lenin surely?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# this was an experiment and i suggest noone else ever do it
its very wierd photoshopping your own face


i'm quite embarrassed now
i'm going to do something more fun instead now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Which is before
and which is after?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Are both the chins yours?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# cheeky
.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# ..
more chins than a Chinese phonebook
(Halfcircle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# I wanted
to say that
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# So many facelifts....
....she's got a beard
(Scary, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Crikey
That's just plain rude.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Yes
but i'm afraid posting a piccy of yourself is asking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# sorry....
she might be a lovely girl but posting a pic of yourself must leave you open to ridicule.
(Halfcircle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Surely not
.... for someone as cute as her

/flirt
(Scary, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Girl?
Looks like the blonde one from the Chemical Brothers to me!

*Runs away...*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
#
*puke
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# i was expecting it
i don't really mind - after all i'm well aware of the awful photo, otherwise i would n't have shopped it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Sheeeit!!
That yoghurt is really fantastic. Currently laid up with collapsed vertebra and combination of Onken Vanilla & Rhubarb and serious opioid painkillers is only thing making life bearable...

Rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# You erased your double chin?
:¬/

[edit: too slow, as ever]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Splendid!
I agree, it's weird shopping yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Nooo...not weird...

Its cool shopping yourself :)
(devilstick, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Gah!
It's Morrissey meets Domo! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Its much much better then the original
(Thats for sure)
(devilstick, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# uh-hup,
you got pruddy hair...

*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Films would be different


mmm seemless
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# It's plausible
that the pinkos could start buying football clubs too.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# I thought communists didn't use money?
So how would they buy anything?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# seemless
indeed
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] vrooom vroooom
get your motor running, head out on the highway...
(Halfcircle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# corny
i like it, lada or skoda or trabant?
looks like a winner in my book though
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# yup
Lada Riva Gsi Xr Turbo i lx
(Halfcircle, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Hahah
You win. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# That makes my eyes
go funny.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# woo
anybody see the old skoda that they had done up on top gear? it had a lotus engine and stuff, not really a car freak but i thought that was great
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# yes
a great way to spend my fuckin money, gits, 20k on a shed.
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# btw
off to see KB2 tonight, watch KB1 last night jsut to increase the violence level, need to watch again before I go though, jsut to remind myself of the L-E-A-T-H-E-R mmmmmmmm
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# AWW
THat's not fair! I drive a Lada!! :(
(judigbr9430, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] As the commies win the cold war
Blair Guevara goes underground ...


(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Nice beard.
Liking your username, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# creep
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Can't I be fluffsome
to someone else without you getting jealous? Go and stalk Summat...


masher
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# oi!
don't dump him on me
masher
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Dump him on you?
You forget, you're still engaged to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# yeah but we're 'on a break'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# no you cant

and i cant talk to him.

he has his mouth full.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Weirdo



What the hell are you doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# shit
we don't belong here
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# The correct response was:
I don't belong here...
/radiohead
Bob Holness will now dock you 20 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# damn that holness

i prefer jim bowen any day
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Thank you sir.
At least someone's on my wavelength :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# what a wave length
.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# And just what are you saying?
*hands on hips*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# maybe that you're
'medium wave'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# nothing dear

sit down and have a lovely cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha
stickman's stalking someone else and you're jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Hey!
I'm no stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] you didn't compo it*
I shall compo this nearly appropriate pearoast



*the power of the edit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# PERESTROIKA?*
* only Russian word I could think of in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Da, glasnost!
likewise
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Ya ni panimayo pa ruski
or something like that
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Sacriledge!!! (woo)
'scuse i, pardon i:

Anyone know where i can find that pirate - the one blatantly going "yarr" with his cutlass raised and a red jacket? I'm sure he used to be the first result on a google image search for "pirate" but i can't find him at all now.....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# ..
why is he dressed like Micheal Jackson??
(Mr_Rense, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Chamone
muthacomrade!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Errr
Umm wasn't Che Guevara a communist, or am I missing something?

(I helped save b3ta! Geej, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Miner Celebrities?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# nothing minor about harold bishop
he is a legend on neighbours at the moment...

"christina aguilera eh? she is a saucy little madam!"

and he gets to perv at izzy all day... i only get two half hour helpings...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# you watch it
twice a day? yoo crazy foo
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# But which Yan is better?
Only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# i have
more n's than he does
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Haha
Harold is a legend. I love Evil Harold, I love Evil Harold...
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# who's the bloke
waiting to get a cock in his mouth?
Handy Andy or Robin Asquith?

Woo to the punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# steve irwin.
i'll probably be an alligator cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Steve Irwin,
surely!
(original name, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Seamless and big, just how you like it.


Seriously, apologies for size but optimization is hard with only pain and photoeditor
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Teehee
Meant Paint*, altho pain was also involved, boss saw me :S
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# i would
and if i hung a round until shed had a few of those, she probably would aswell
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Hard not to *fwap*
During production
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# pearoast


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# damn
busted
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Ha!
She looks much nicer than Rebecca Toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# but i bet
ms toilets is dirtier
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Yes but she never
wins, does she.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# bet she was known as Becky Boggs at school
Children can be so cruel
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Needs a life
I read that as Microsoft Toilets at first...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Pffffftt
Try and get hold of MS Life 3.1 it's been getting promising reviews
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# does anyone know a good way to get the ballamory themetune out of your head?
it's driving me insane
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# What's the story in Balamory?
Oasis' working title for next album
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# pffffft
remix time!

/fires up cubase
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# remix it!
Remix it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# tsk
cubase!

/alternative to windows vs mac argument
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# cubase sx2 am the best
no arguament required (unless you're arguing for nuendo - in which case i conceed)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Sonar
and Reason glued together am de bestest
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# what? at least argue the case of a worthy contender (ie protools)
you'll be saying acid's good next...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# you are a dancing queen
feel the heat, only seventeen...

dancing queen, feel the beat of the tam-bor-ine...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# What















's the story in Ballamory?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# what's the story on balamory...



...wouldn't you like to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Who lives in the
pink house?

Sorry, not helping...

How does the A Team theme go again?
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# a drill bit a bottle of whiskey a hammer and your nose
usually removes it if not sing thiundercat theme tune or turtles they usually cancel everything else out
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# ma na ma na
do doo do do do

ma na ma na

do doo do dooo
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# "Bring out the GIMP!"
"But the GIMP's a free cross-platform image manipulation program."
"Well I guess you'll just have to ... what ??"
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# i would laugh
but i saw something similar at the start of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# she
looks posh to me...

Woo!
(biajw, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I think that point has been proven many a time this week!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# pea roast...
But I have re-optimised for better largenessnuss:

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/kitten-poney2large.jpg

edit: oops!
(biajw, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# my lovely horse....
Woo Yay and a high ridin' Houpla
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Too much RedBull....

(mmmgravy, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# WOO!
the fat controller was most cross.
(Gype, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# am i old?
That was the name of Carter USM's first album
(tdavidj, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# So it was!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# yahoo yesterday said that up to 8000 were killed
now theyve revised it to 56...

sensationalist?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Morris was always a bit of a showman...


900 posts with 11 FP's giving me a 1.22% FPQ (Front Page Quotient). member for 1 year, 225 days, 15 hours, 13 minutes and 19 seconds meaning I get a front page every 53.69 days.

Must try harder... C
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Woo yay!
Congrats!
Bad luck on having your mind infected by Mike Skinner though :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Why thankyou!
It's just a phase I'm going through - I'll grow out of it when I hit 30.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# I hope, for your sake,
that you are 30 within the next week.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# October 24th
I expect a card y'know! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# OK :)
I'm 30 on 10th October, so I want a card too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# I'll try and remember...
... in the meantime have a baby related pearoast:



Biggify
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# don't mug yourself

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# yeah but i got
0.047%

but 2fps in 85 days isn't bad i guess
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Woo to you.
I get a front page every... never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# ola! tj:
what on earth is the name of that site which is like shockwaves inklink but betterer?
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# isketch.net
boosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# after losing his back legs to a shotgun blast.

flopsy vowed that the farmer was going down, lagomorph style.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Great pic
and brilliant wordage.

*Woo* *Yay* *Houpla*
(Small Beer, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# no idea who/what lagomorph is but
that is most woo
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# edub3tan.
lag·o·morph
Pronunciation Key (lg-môrf)
n.
Any of various plant-eating mammals having fully furred feet and two pairs of upper incisors and belonging to the order Lagomorpha, which includes the rabbits, hares, and pikas.

pika? what the hell is a pika? a pokémon?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# a female
pikey
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# arf
www.geop.ubc.ca/~bzelt/images/pika.jpg
this is apparently a pika... looks like a mouse to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# aww...
bless...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Woo!
Supoib.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Go Flopsy!!
Woo Yay

"I won't be happy until the last rabbit round here is the one inside your head, working the controls!"
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Yours is a lot more dangerous looking than mine
though he may suffer deafness in later years!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# the adventures of superfluff... #1




previous jeremy...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Yay!
I love Jeremy.
(I am an Oddity, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Yay!
You made Superfluff
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# that is FANTASTIC!
yay for superfluff!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Ooh, first chance to use this...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# brilliant, what a great name
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# jeremy
for president.

he's the only one that can save us now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
Go Jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# heheheh
tres bon !
(Sigma5, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# fantabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# you mean
mild mannered jeremy is just an alter ego ?

(:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Could be a whole series....

but probably not....
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# hehe yay that
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Finally Nutkins exacts his revenge.
Now try biting off my fingers ya wee bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Yay shake the weasel*
Woo Yay
and a Houpla for the ALT text

*I know its an otter - i just like to shake the weasel...
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# i have food

i am now being semi stalked as well

life doesn't get much better than this
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# What food have you got?
*hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# fish and chips

mind the bones though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Ooh, no!
I had fish and chips last weekend and was sick as a dog :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# HAHHAHA
you were as sick as your husband

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# that is excellent
woo woo

your stuff is fuckin excellent got flash a couple of days agobecause of how much i like your stuff so thank you

bows
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Blimey!
cheers!
I will stop now before my praise issues raise their ugly heads again!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# ok i shall withdraw my praise
and just say WOO YAY HOOPLA
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Woo Yay 4 NUTKINS!
hoorah
(Mr.2stripe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Just in....


/text joke
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# i know that
pic...



edit: how rood of me, woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# what party games does he play?
.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# the same ones you play
when you leave that trail of smarties leading to your lair!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# not
pin the tail on the paedo
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# In Brooklyn
ARF! WOO! ARFWOO!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# furtiva finds you interesting


more furtiva in my profile
(teasus likes tea, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Woo to pulsating heads
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Hello
Nigel.
(Gype, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# wooooooo
she gonna go pop
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Woo!
Best of all the third rate models on Lidl packaging :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Image stolen from B3TA
Whatever next?

Sell outs.
(milk_explosion, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# BRIAN BLESSED
shouting on XFM right now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# a giraffe
with a penis for a neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# the ukdragon image hosting thingy?
I got one of those images appearing even though I was viewing this messageboard!
I don't have any popup blockers or 'anonymous' browsing stuff installed to fudge the referrer URL either
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# its to do with your ISP then.
some use weird proxies etc that mess the ukdragon server up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Dictator Challenge

If the Commies had won the cold war


If those dastardly commies had won
the cold war, would life be any different?
Would we be queuing up for our ciabatta?
Would the Olympics be full of suspiciously hairy women?
Would Tony Blair be a radical right-wing menace?

Answer these questions and more
using the power of photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# this should be interesting,
i liked the last one whoever chose it btw too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# indeed
*reaches for photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# they did win the cold war

/historian
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Nobody won the Cold War.
It just sort of stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# They just replaced the iron curtain with a beef curtain
/Viz
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# mmmmmmmm,
beef curtains.

/drools
(Gype, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# depends how you interpret 'winning' a war which was in actuality a stand off that prevented real conflict


/puts down A level essay what i done on the cold war
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# I suppose the fact that we didn't all die in a huge nuclear war
might suggest that we all won, in the end.

*Yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)
# they did a game on it
'Freedom Fighters'.

worst storyline in the world
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# The game sucked balls as well
100% FACT
(udlras, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# i could tolerate the game
but the whole 'commie tv' thing took it too far
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# I just gave away a game cube copy to a mate...
And i lent the ps2 version to another mate...

From the makers of hit man...without the fun
(udlras, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Would Tony Blair be a radical right-wing menace?

as opposed to ...?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
# In Russia,
the challenge sets YOU!



/bash
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# (+1 Funny)
//.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)
# What?
No power of MSPaint?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Is this the previously shunned
"modern communist propoganda"
under a new name?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# with a pinch of
"if hitler won world war 2" challenge thrown in.

anyone else hearing that scraping noise? that sort of scrapey barrely noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# prolly.
i'm not sure about this one, bu todds are good there'll be a few gems amongst the posterised politicos
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# like the sound of this one
.
(Sigma5, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# wahey!
good one
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# I'm thinking serious censorship, so this is my challenge entry:


Not entered as it's really not worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# 3rd time lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Woo and yay!
And woo and yay again!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)

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